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"Crankworx is indeed an exhilarating festival. But it is also an &lt;em&gt;exhausting&lt;/em&gt; one, especially for the haggard members of the Mountain Bike Press Corps. With so many contests and product launches to cover, we can scarcely find time to actually &lt;em&gt;ride&lt;/em&gt; bikes. It was time to rise up and revolt, to liberate ourselves from the fetters of global taurine domination. It was time to leave the Red Bollocks and the Big Green Monster behind. It was time to head to Squamish for a ride with some of our buddies."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.bikemag.com/events/inaugural-taurine-free-classic-helps-shake-off-crankworx-jitters/>