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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\nIs your current teddy bear not dark and mysterious enough, with smoldering blue eyes and a penchant for light BDSM that feels naughty but doesn't move into full-fledged fetish territory so it still manages to have mass appeal? Hopefully, the answer to that question is \"no.\" However, if you're looking for a stuffed bear with all the emotional hang-ups and sexually domineering ways of 50 Shades of Grey protagonist Christian Grey, we've got good news. For only NINETY DOLLARS (why?) you can make all of your stupid dreams come true (via Jezebel).\n\nThe bear is grey and wears a suit like he borrowed it from his dad, and also features a mask and a pair of handcuffs (because I guess a teddy bear-sized butt plug would've been too much), but it isn't an officially licensed 50 Shades of Grey product.  It does however, tease at a much more interesting idea for a novel in which a woman falls in love with a sexy and untamable grizzly bear.The best part of this whole thing is the choking hazard warning: \"This Bear is safe for all ages. Please remove any outfit or accessories before giving this Bear to a child younger than 3 years of age.\" Then maybe have the child removed from your supervision because why are you giving this to a child?Photo Credit: Vermont Teddy BearWant more from Frank? Follow him on Twitter."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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