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"Everybody poops, so Arizona State University decided they needed to invent a &amp;quot;transgenerational toilet&amp;quot; or as I like to call it, the BoomerXer Super Loo. The toilet won in the &amp;quot;breaking rules&amp;quot; category, or as I like to call it, the &amp;quot;breaking wind&amp;quot; category.  The &amp;quot;Go With the Flo&amp;quot; toilet, or as I like to call it, the Roller Two Holer, functions like a squat toilet.  It&amp;#8217;s friggin&amp;#8217; yoga while you eliminate. Ok, I&amp;#8217;m done here, will somebody come wipe me? Remind me to tell you about the time I tried to use a squat toilet in Paris with a bum knee."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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