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"Full disclosure: save for a few times I&amp;#39;ve been THAT annoying girl glancing at someone else&amp;#39;s Kindle on the subway, I have not read 50 Shades of Grey. I just got through The Hunger Games trilogy, guys--I like to be the very last person on the bandwagon.\nBut I can certainly understand why a book like Grey needs a very specific audiobook narrator. As the Smitten gals pointed out on Friday, the wrong voice--aka Gilbert Gottfried--can turn seduction to spoof-ery with one high-pitched squawk.\nToday, the hashtag #WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator is burning up Twitter, and I gotta say, some of the no-hire nominations are cracking me up. People like...\nhttps://twitter.com/ajollynerd/status/224887088879902720https://twitter.com/FeT13/status/224894754071121920https://twitter.com/DanielHarris155/status/224876481250205696https://twitter.com/paigecl4rk/status/224830238184574977https://twitter.com/Trudski2012/status/224763109477326848https://twitter.com/SpiroTempelis/status/224886867294814208And I gotta hand it to this guy&amp;#39;s flip of the script...\nhttps://twitter.com/mocfilms/status/224884868935462914I mean, I&amp;#39;m pretty sure Christian Grey is based on &amp;quot;The Continental.&amp;quot;\nWho would you love/hate to hear read Grey out loud?\nMore fun stuff...\nSnooki and JWoww&amp;#39;s DOs and DON&amp;#39;Ts of Being a Good Friend\nRHONJ: Did Milania Let a Big Secret About Her Parents--Teresa and Joe--Slip Out Tonight?\nThe Best Romantic Comedies of the &amp;#39;90s Redux\nP.S. Want more Obsessed? Sign up for our awesome daily newsletter that features the latest celebrity gossip, TV news, hilarious Internet sensations, and more!\nPhoto: YouTube"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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