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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today's terrible first pitch is brought to you by Miss Texas, which occurred before Saturday's Rangers-Angels game.&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Your browser does not support &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;span data-scaytid=\"1\" data-scayt_word=\"iframes\"&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;iframes&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;/span&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey, at least she's got a smile on her face after throwing the ball into the ground.&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[FTW]\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;--&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Alex Suskind&lt;/em&gt;\r\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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