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" \n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\nIf you've ever spent any amount of time in New York City then you know that pretty much every weekend there's a parade in celebration of something or other. Which is why I don't think it would be that far-fetched for the mayor to schedule one in honor of me next weekend. Celebrating what? The Erotic Accordion.\n\nNow some of you might not think it's a big deal, but everyone has something that makes them uncomfortable in the bedroom\u2014having sex with the lights on, talking dirty, touching yourself, showing him your O-face\u2014and this position is my sex hurdle. I've been putting it off for a long time and it really took a lot of guts to get out of my comfort zone. So yeah, I think it deserves some recognition. Plus, I remember reading (probably in Cosmo) that relationship experts think it's smart for couples to celebrate mini accomplishments.But before we start celebrating, let me tell you how it went down. (Or rather how I went down...and up and down, and up and down.)D. and I were about two and three drinks in, respectively, meaning we were both feeling a bit buzzed. I had just taken care of my down-there situation a few hours ago, I had been to the gym just before that, and I was having a good hair day. In other words, it was the perfect storm for good girl-on-top sex.I started by straddling him but not letting him enter me. I grinded on his junk while he used a hand to stimulate me. When I felt ready, I lifted myself a bit and let him slide in. He stopped the manual stimulation and started moving his hips and and down. (Argh, why do guys sometimes think that once the penis takes over, the hands can take a break?!)Then I stood up\u2014yes, literally stood up on the bed\u2014and while hovering over D., told him to pull his knees to his head. And here's what I didn't anticipate: he looked weird! I was so concerned with how awkward I would look that I didn't even think about the fact that I'd be effing a guy in a dead frog position. I won't get in to details, but I saw everything. Everything. And I'm not going to lie\u2014I sort of lost my desire a little.I knew I had to keep going, though. I crouched over him so our butts were touching and our thighs were lined up. But we actually found it easier to have D.'s calves resting on my shoulder instead of under my arms. I tried to bounce a little, but we kept losing contact. And I was having visions of breaking D.'s penis (seriously, it can happen!). So I leaned forward, grabbed onto his shoulders, and instead of moving my whole body up and down, I lifted my butt up and down.D. wasn't able to get that deep, but surprisingly he came quickly. He told me afterward that the view had a lot to do with it. (Liar. He just wants to make me feel comfortable so we can keep doing these wacky see-all positions.) He also admitted that there was something really hot about the shallow penetration. Wha??? This goes against everything I know. But he explained that the tip is really sensitive and the sensation of it going in and out of me felt unbelievable. Interesting.I didn't climax, but the relief I felt after finally completing this position was almost as good as an orgasm. OK, no it wasn't. But luckily, D. finished me off by going down on me. And I only thought about that TMI view of him with his knees to his chest once. (If the mayor decides to throw the parade, I'm going to recommend against having a big blow up balloon of D. in that position.)So, do you think you'll try this one? The Erotic Accordion was my \"bedroom hurdle\" (ie, the thing that made me uncomfortable), but what's yours?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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