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"&lt;img alt=\"0703_kim_kardashian-construction-sign\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/07/03/0703-kim-kardashian-construction-sign-2.jpg\" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;One erects buildings, the other erects ... well, you know ... but it seems a construction company in Canada is taking a shot at Kim Kardashian with a hilarious street sign, and TMZ has the pic. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The&lt;strong&gt; Bay Adelaide Centre&lt;/strong&gt; in Toronto, Ontario is currently under construction -- but in an effort to alleviate public concern, building honchos posted a sign telling the locals, \"Construction set to finish faster than a Kim Kardashian marriage.\"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ha. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're told the sign was created by legendary comedy group &lt;strong&gt;Second City&lt;/strong&gt; ... and is part of an ongoing series of jokey boards that will be used until the project is complete. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For the record, the construction WON'T be completed fasted than a Kim K marriage -- 'cause her union with Kris Humphries was over in 72 days ... and the project won't end until 2015. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bummer, eh."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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