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"&lt;a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;amp;videoid=18044622\"&gt;&lt;img vspace=\"4\" hspace=\"4\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\" alt=\"Click to play!\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2007/09/14/0914_seth_green-1.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Bashing Britney Spears' VMA performance is &lt;em&gt;sooooooo &lt;/em&gt;Monday morning. The web community has moved on, and now it's time to lampoon Brit's most famous defender: weepy Chris Crocker. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By now you've seen Crocker's tearful, passionate &lt;a href=\"http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/11/brit-fan-hops-crazytown-express/\" target=\"_blank\"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Britney Spears defense plea&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; (\"Britney is a &lt;em&gt;human&lt;/em&gt;!\"), but now Seth Green of \"Robot Chicken\" fame is teaming up with MySpaceTV to poke fun at Crocker. How abstract!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sporting enough eyeliner to make Pete Wentz jealous, Green &lt;a href=\"http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;amp;videoid=18044622\" target=\"_blank\"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;screams into the camera&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, \"You have not spent a mile walking in his sneakers ... or platform pumps. I don't know what he wears but I bet it's stylish!\" Just a guess, but it's probably the pumps.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;div class=\"related\"&gt;\n&lt;h3&gt;&lt;span&gt;Related&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;\n&lt;h4&gt;Articles&lt;/h4&gt;\n&lt;ul&gt;\n    &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=\"http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/11/brit-fan-hops-crazytown-express/\"&gt;Brit Fan Hops Crazytown Express&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;\n&lt;/ul&gt;\n&lt;/div&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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