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" 1. That we all have ginormous nipples.  We&amp;#039;ve seen massive boobs with teeny nips, and little boobs with hamburgers. It&amp;#039;s a delightful pot-luck. 2. That men are totally obsessed with them. Even if we date an enthusiastic boob-man he&amp;#039;ll get used to them pretty quickly and ignore them. 3. That we think &amp;#039;motorboating&amp;#039; is hilarious  For the uninitiated, this is where someone plants their face in your cleavage and goes, BRRRRRRRRR. Men think this is brilliant. Us, not so much. 4. That we can&amp;#039;t do sports. Sure we can, we just need a lot of scaffolding. Like, a LOT. 5. That they sink to our knees when we take our bras off. Small boobs can sag just as much as bigguns, you know. 6. That making honk-honk noises near us is the funniest thing man or beast has ever conceived of. No. 7. That our bras are all flesh-coloured monstrosities. We can get pretty lacy stuff too, it&amp;#039;s just\u2026bigger. 8. That OMG we&amp;#039;re soooo lucky. Everyone constantly tells us how incredibly lucky we are for winning the knockers lottery. Actually scratch that, this one is true.  9. That we&amp;#039;re great swimmers.Something about buoyancy...  10. That hey, it&amp;#039;s okay to scream &amp;#039;TITS!&amp;#039; at us in the street.Guess what, dickweed, it isn&amp;#039;t. 11. That we have ALL THE SEX.  Totally untrue. Sadly. 12. That they stay on our chests when we lie on our backs. If they&amp;#039;re fake, yes. If they&amp;#039;re real, they head straight for our armpits. 13. That the bigger they are, the more sensitive they must be.The opposite is actually true, fact fans! 14. That we wear low-cut tops to show off our wares. No, we do it because high-cut tops give us heinous mono-boob. 15. That we&amp;#039;re overweight.  Big boobs can make us look a lot bigger than we are, partly because we have to go up a size or two to fit the girls into dresses. 16. That the world will EXPLODE if we don&amp;#039;t allow our boyfriends to name our breasts. The Mitchell Brothers? Yes, very funny. 17. That breasts are like baby bumps, and it&amp;#039;s OK to just kind of\u2026poke them without asking. It&amp;#039;s not OK to do this with boobs OR bumps, FYI. 18. That we all have terrible back-ache. It&amp;#039;s perfectly possible to have giant jugs without them causing scoliosis, guys. 19. That they make &amp;#039;BOING&amp;#039; noises when we dance.Well, only this guy thinks that, but that&amp;#039;s still one to many.  20. That we won&amp;#039;t notice you staring at them.Dudes, we can totally see you. 21. That it&amp;#039;s OK to stick things between them without asking. Jamming a pencil down there apropos of nothing, or pretending to use them as a credit-card swiping machine is only cool if you know us VERY well. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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