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"The following is a short list of basic rules about how to deal with the very real possibility that I am going to tell the whole World Wide Web about things that most people leave just between the two of them.\n\nRead my blog. But don&amp;#39;t take it too seriously.\n\n\nDon&amp;#39;t be camera shy. Or do be camera shy. I guess this is a bad rule, as it doesn&amp;#39;t really matter if you want your picture to show up on Glamour.com or not&amp;#8212;chances are I will end up taking a picture of your clothes at the very least!\n\nPinterestFacebookPHOTO: Copyright 2006If you are camera shy, be sure to hide under the sheets when the camera comes out.\n\nBe patient. If we are out together, I probably will be writing about it soon. If I am spending more time with my laptop than with you, just give me a nudge (not a kick), and I promise to log off soon.\n\n\nGet a cool nickname. While I try to come up with witty ones, my creative juices don&amp;#39;t always work. If you have your own idea for a slick moniker (i.e. Casper), then let me know before you end up being called Stinky Breath #3.\n\n\nPost comments. Be your own biggest fan! If someone has an opinion of what you should do, don&amp;#39;t be afraid to fire back. If you are too embarrassed to defend yourself, make up a name and comment away&amp;#8212;it&amp;#39;s called sock-puppeting and apparently it happens all the time!\n\n\nGuest blog. By sitting in for a day, you get a great opportunity to share your side. You also get to see how difficult it is to be original, funny, witty and entertaining on-command.\n\n\nDon&amp;#39;t be sneaky. If you have some sort of agenda and are trying to get into my pants in the hopes that your label, band, or whatever product you are shilling will wind up getting an online plug, don&amp;#39;t waste your time. Unless your family owns Budweiser, let&amp;#39;s try and keep business out of our dates.\n\n\nDon&amp;#39;t read my blog. I know this contradicts the first rule, but the more I think about it, by not reading you save yourself a lot of head-scratching and wondering why I would rather write something about you rather than tell you in person.\n\nWell there you have it! Although this list may not be perfect, it is a good, rough guideline for what to do when you&amp;#39;re seeing me.\nOther than watching some football on Sunday, I have yet to decide how I&amp;#39;ll be spending the rest of the holiday weekend.\nIn the meantime, let me know if it seems like I left something super necessary off of the list. Thanks! And have a good weekend."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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