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"&lt;p&gt;Soccer Star Gets Kicked OutCheryl Cole :: FHM&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Get all previous editions of Hot Clicks here. Follow Jimmy Traina on Twitter here. Become a fan of Hot Clicks on Facebook here. E-mail a comment, question or link  here.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Even though &lt;strong&gt;Cheryl Cole&lt;/strong&gt; was featured as the Lovely Lady of the Day in last Thursday's P.M. Hot Clicks, e-mails keep coming in about the soccer WAG. Readers are saying her split from Chelsea's &lt;strong&gt;Ashley Cole&lt;/strong&gt; over his alleged infidelity is England's equivalent to the &lt;strong&gt;Tiger Woods&lt;/strong&gt; saga. From reading some of the stories, such as this one and this one, those claims seem accurate. I mean, even Ashley's father came out and ripped him. Anyway, Hot Clicks hopes that Cheryl can pick up the pieces and move on to another athlete so we can still post her photo galleries.Speaking Of Sex Scandals...PETA is using Tiger's exploits as a way to promote the fact that it wants you to get your dogs and cats neutered. And &lt;strong&gt;Howard Stern&lt;/strong&gt; is organizing a \"Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant\" that will take place March 10.So Many SnuggiesOn March 5, the Cavaliers are going to try to set a world record for the \"largest gathering of people wearing fleece blankets.\"This Should Be FunOzzie Guillen :: Mark Cunningham/Getty ImagesWhite Sox skipper &lt;strong&gt;Ozzie Guillen&lt;/strong&gt; has just joined Twitter, and while his tweets have been relatively tame so far (\"Yessss nice day let's go to work\" and \"Thanks a lot for the support i like it the twitter.....\" and \"3 day of Spring Training and im already boreddddddd\"), the organization isn't thrilled that he's made the social media jump. In other Twitter news, &lt;strong&gt;Conan O'Brien&lt;/strong&gt; opened an account yesterday and is adding followers at a ridiculous rate. And, of course, you should be following me on Twitter.The Last StrawThe NBA has ordered &lt;strong&gt;Caron Butler&lt;/strong&gt; to stop chewing straws during game action. The best thing about this story is that it reminds me of how fascinated I was as a kid by Royals shortstop &lt;strong&gt;U.L. Washington&lt;/strong&gt;, who kept a toothpick in his mouth while he played.Tomorrow Is The DayI'll be giving away one copy of a &lt;strong&gt;Brooklyn Decker&lt;/strong&gt;-signed SI Swimsuit Issue on the Hot Clicks Facebook Fan Page. You can join here. If you're already part of the Facebook \"group\" page, you'll still need to \"become a fan\" of this page, because the group will be going away soon.Sports Video Of The DayMississippi State's &lt;strong&gt;Jarvis Varnado&lt;/strong&gt; set the NCAA career blocks record last night, and the home crowd was into it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Music Video Of The Day&lt;strong&gt;Tracy Morgan&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Jimmy Kimmel&lt;/strong&gt;, make that Lil' Jim, teamed up to make &lt;em&gt;IMPREGN8TED&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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