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"FacebookPinterest\n\nThey say you should remain motionless if a bear ever approaches. But for Russians, that\u2019s just sissy talk. An 80-year-old Russian shepherd named Yusuf Alchagirov (which should tell you all you need to know about the guy) was approached by a bear in a raspberry field last week and, instead of doing what rest of us would do, piss our pants and get mauled, went all proactive and attacked the bear first. He rained blows down upon the thing like Frank Costanza at Festivus, eventually headbutting it until it was knocked off balance. The bear knew that he had met his match and, rather than add insult to injury, chose to swat the man off the side of a cliff and get the hell out of there. Alchagirov did end up in the hospital with bruises, bite wounds, and four broken ribs, but that\u2019s better than being dismembered. We\u2019ve heard that the event has even inspired a new TLC reality show: When 80-Year-Old Russian Men Attack. Sounds terrifying."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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