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" Amy Schumer is essentially the bolder, unfiltered, (and only slightly more hilarious) version of us. She says the stuff we think, out loud. See? 1. She regularly proves to herself she is totally un-shallow  2. She gets real about her life  3. She doesn&amp;#039;t conform to social standards which tell you who you can and can&amp;#039;t date  4. She completely recognises her own talents, and also sees the positives in all situations  5. She has perspective  6. She has a weakness for sexy accents  7. She&amp;#039;s controversial (but means no harm, obvs)  8. She&amp;#039;s just bloody hilarious  9. She&amp;#039;s all for adultery. Oh wait, we&amp;#039;ll put this one into the &amp;#039;not like us&amp;#039; pile  10. She knows her worth, physically...  11. ...and where all the other important stuff is concerned  12. She spouts words of wisdom  13. She knows how to have a good time  14. She is rightly cynical about online dating  15. And she basically doesn&amp;#039;t give a shit  AMY SCHUMER, YOU&amp;#039;RE OUR SPIRIT ANIMAL. Follow Cat on Twitter. AMY SCHUMER CRASHED A WEDDING IN DUBLIN, DRANK GUINNESS, DID SOME SINGING AMY TOTALLY UNDERSTANDS WHY KIM AND KANYE DIDN&amp;#039;T HELP HER UP AFTER *THAT* PRANK "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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