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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2022&lt;strong&gt; Yes, it's terribly messy. Now play on.&lt;/strong&gt;\u00A0All kinds of fancy folks are concerned with the continually widening exposure of the surely already-existent sludge pool of NCAA athletics and ill-gotten cash. But the only number you need concern yourselves with is three, which is how many days remain in this interminable, cursed offseason.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2022&lt;strong&gt; When they said \"everybody's gonna want in,\" they didn't say &lt;em&gt;how&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; As of this writing, 157 people have like-buttoned this charming Facebook campaign to get Northern Illinois into the Big 12 North. And who would accompany them with a concurrent entrance into the Big 12 South? Memphis! If YOU have not clicked YOUR like button, what are you waiting for? This is all an effort to replace a school that's not technically gone, but is\u00A0 so very close to gone that it doesn't even matter.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2022&lt;strong&gt; The next response will come in the form of a puppet show.&lt;/strong&gt; Danny Sheridan responds to the NCAA, according to Danny Sheridan, spokesman for Danny Sheridan Productions.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2022&lt;strong&gt; At first I read, \"prepares for debt.\"&lt;/strong&gt; UTSA's brand-new football team is ready for action, under the tutelage of some guy named \"Larry Coker.\"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2022&lt;strong&gt; A Box, remembered.&lt;/strong&gt; Oklahoma will wear memorial helmet decals in honor of Austin Box, and one defender each game will suit up in No. 12.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2022&lt;strong&gt; But those nonexistent viewers are the most coveted and royal imaginary audience in all of sport.&lt;/strong&gt; Enjoy the remainder of August with the Longhorn Network\u00A0broadcasting into the ether to the sound of one hand clapping.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2022&lt;strong&gt; Finally, some spice to the scandal.&lt;/strong&gt; That's what the Miami thing was missing: Girlfriends racking up embezzlement charges!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2022&lt;strong&gt; \"Process process process, process process process process.\"&lt;/strong&gt;\u00A0A precise transcription of Nick Saban's words concerning Duron Carter.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2022&lt;strong&gt; Everybody give him more attention than Seastrunk, just to see what happens.&lt;/strong&gt; Baylor\u00A0adds a Gonzaga hoopster\u00A0to the football roster.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2022&lt;strong&gt; \"The game also featured punts that traveled minus-one and minus-nine yards.\"&lt;/strong&gt; Division II teams ball in a hurricane.\n\u2022&lt;strong&gt; Miscellaneous whimsy:&lt;/strong&gt; Barry Switzer in his natural habitat -- "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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