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"Blotter o' the Week: A cop found a man and woman on a mattress by the interstate. The woman had no pants on, her legs were spread, and there was an empty bottle of Canadian whiskey beside the mattress."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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