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"Man is man. Man forgets woman's birthday. Man feels bad and wants to make it up to woman. Woman is evil. Man bejewels woman's panties. Woman takes back man. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a0a5c88a01/i-bejeweled-your-panties>