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"  There&amp;#039;s labiaplasty, labia puffing, vajazzles and bleaching, but if you feel you need yet another ridiculous and entirely unnecessary way to &amp;quot;improve&amp;quot; your already perfectly fine vagina, then check out labia dye.  Yes, really. *bangs head on desk* My New Pink Button - a temporary dye which promises to restore the &amp;quot;rosy hue&amp;quot; to your genitals - was until recently sold on Amazon, but seems to have mysteriously disappeared (perhaps something to do with it being an outrageously un-needed product that can only do more to feed womens&amp;#039; seemingly continuously growing list of insecurities?). The product evidently went down a storm with commenters, with one saying &amp;quot;As a 27-year-old, I recognize that I have begun the long decline into old age, senility, and most importantly, pale and gray old-man genitalia...I swore to myself that while my hair may fall out and my skin may wrinkle, I will NOT go to the grave with a monochromatic baton.&amp;quot; Another commenter wrote: &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m so glad I&amp;#039;ve found this product. I didn&amp;#039;t realise I was at risk of such a horrible fate. I am only 21 so my labia is still lovely and pink, but I had no idea it went grey. How foul. I&amp;#039;ve now started checking my vagina in the mirror every day to make sure it&amp;#039;s still pink, and I&amp;#039;ve ordered a couple of tubs of this stuff in preparation for the day it all goes wrong. &amp;quot;I am eternally in debt to the genius who invented this stuff. WITHOUT YOU, I WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOWN THERE WAS ANYTHING WRONG WITH ME. IMAGINE THAT.&amp;quot; FYI, there is nothing wrong with your labia if it is not a &amp;quot;rosy hue&amp;quot;. Check out these cervix selfies (NSFW, obvs) if you need any reassurance. THIS IS WHAT A FEMINISM LOOKS LIKE ONE MAN&amp;#039;S ACCOUNT OF AN EATING DISORDER THE REAL LIFE OF A WEBCAM GIRL "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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