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"Inspired by the never ending onslaught of Mother Nature, one blogger has come up with a tornado survival kit with a twist; a tornado fashion survival kit, a list of necessities for after the funnel cloud has struck. The list includes such items as edible underwear because, &amp;quot;You need underwear, and you need food.&amp;#160;If Red Cross or FEMA hasn&amp;#8217;t arrived, and you&amp;#8217;re hungry, munch on your undies.&amp;#160;It&amp;#8217;s an easy-access snack.&amp;#160;Just reach in your pants and tear off a piece.&amp;quot; It also features leather pants, to shimmy your way through the rubble, and a dark solid top because &amp;quot;people in dark colors look more flattering on television.&amp;quot;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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