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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; (via WKRN.com and Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In news that will surely bring about a million misleading headlines, an 18-year-old woman named Peyton Manning was arrested on drug charges in Nashville over the weekend.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Manning and a non-famous named friend were pulled over by officers who smelled marijuana coming from their car and the police later found bags with cocaine residue in them as well.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It seems as though someone whose parent named them after the most famous quarterback in the world should be allowed to self-medicate, after likely being forced to have the same conversation with every single person they meet. That has to be rough. \n[WKRN]&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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