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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n\n\nSorry, Frozen fans, but it looks like you and I won't be friends much longer because I'm about to shatter your ice palace of solitude with some reality bombs. Let's savor our last few seconds together and then move on to the truth, which hurts but will also set you free. (This is where the music for \"Let It Go\" would start if this were a Disney movie.)Besides the fact that Frozen is full of millions of plot holes \u2014 What is Elsa's power??? \u2014 there are more than a few practical mistakes as well. But it's a fairy tale, I hear you tell me. Yes, it's a fairy tale, so riddle me this: Why would anyone have to share a bedroom in a fairy tale? If it's a beautiful fantasy, why do Anna and Elsa have to bunk together? I shared a room with my brother for over 10 years, but that's because we didn't live in a humongous castle. Also, if I had magic powers like Elsa, I would just peace out and build my own palace in the first place. You want to come over for game night, mom and dad? Fine! But you're not spending over in my igloo. In the immortal words of Fergie-Ferg: \"If you ain't got no powers take your warm ass home.\" (I had to modify a little.)But don't take my word for it; here's a 12-minute breakdown of all the lies, half-truths and imperfections hiding in your favorite Disney movie of all time. (My favorite Disney movie of all time is The Little Mermaid so I'm safe because that story is both plausible and relatable.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvwMtWkfkJ8And just so you know I'm not completely heartless, here's a GIF of Ariel brushing her hair with a dinglehopper to get you through your hard times!Follow Mark on Twitter.Image credit: Disney"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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