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"&lt;strong&gt;Charlie Sheen&lt;/strong&gt; tells TMZ ... \"&lt;strong&gt;Two and a Half Men&lt;/strong&gt;\" creator &lt;strong&gt;Chuck Lorre&lt;/strong&gt; is a \"sad silly fool,\" an \"A-hole p*ssy loser\" and a \"low rent, nut-less sociopath\" who is now realizing the show can't survive without him -- and Charlie claims the ratings prove his point.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/0428_charlie_letter.pdf\"&gt;&lt;img alt=\"0428_charlie_sheen_letter_chuck_lorre_doc_ex\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/04/28/0428-charlie-sheen-letter-chuck-lorre-doc-ex.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sheen fired off a blistering letter, attacking Lorre in the wake of reports that Jon Cryer will get a bigger role on the show and Charlie will be replaced.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Charlie says, \"... No one cares about your feeble show without me,\" adding, \"The ratings right now are not a fluke.&amp;#160; It's a big fat mess.&amp;#160; A 2.0 demo.&amp;#160; That sucks.\"&amp;#160; Although the number is low, the show is in reruns.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Charlie doesn't stop there, saying, \"Not even a phone call to the man that put you on the map.&amp;#160; The man that put 500 million dollars in your pockets ... I busted my ass for 8 years to support your vision.\"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And in the letter, which Charlie sent to TMZ as a messenger to Lorre, gets very personal\"&amp;#160; \"They are planning on voting you off the AA island.&amp;#160; Even those clowns have no room for you anymore.\"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TMZ broke the story Thursday ... there's a 50/50 chance \"Men\" will not come back for Season 9.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/two_and_a_half_men_cast_photos#tab=most_recent\"&gt;&lt;img alt=\"0228_two_half_men_cast_footer\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/03/01/0228-two-half-men-cast-footer-credit.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;div class=\"clear\"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;hr /&gt;\n&lt;h1&gt;The Royal Wedding's Craziest Hat Ladies!&lt;/h1&gt;\n&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Princess Beatrice&lt;/strong&gt; definitely won when it came to wearing the craziest hats to the &lt;strong&gt;Royal Wedding&lt;/strong&gt; -- but she wasn't the only wild one at &lt;strong&gt;Westminster&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/fancy_hats_at_the_royal_wedding#tab=most_recent\"&gt;&lt;img alt=\"0429_welcome_royal_hats_launch\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/04/29/0429-welcome-royal-hats-launch-credit.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out our collection of Royal Wedding Mad Hatters!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;div class=\"clear\"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;hr /&gt;\n&lt;h1&gt;Guess Whose Bikini Bod!&lt;/h1&gt;\n&lt;br /&gt; Bikini season has begun -- and the only thing hotter than the weather ... is the celebs that are basking in it! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=\"http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/beach_bodies___guess_who\" target=\"_blank\"&gt;&lt;img src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/04/14/0414-bikini-guess-who-launch-1-credit.jpg\" alt=\"0414_bikini_guess_Who_launch\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can you guess which super stars are the proud owners of these beachin' bods?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;div class=\"clear\"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;hr /&gt;\n&lt;h1&gt;Celeb Card Sharks -- You Bet!&lt;/h1&gt;\n&lt;br /&gt; Don't let their good looks fool you -- these stars have some serious hustle when it comes to playin' poker!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=\"http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/celebrity_gamblers#tab=most_recent\" target=\"_blank\"&gt;&lt;img src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/04/22/0422-poker-people-launch-v2-credit.jpg\" alt=\"0422_poker_people_launch_v2\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out which stars know how to play their cards right!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;div class=\"clear\"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;hr /&gt;\n&lt;h1&gt;Victoria's Secret Models: The Baby to Babe Transitions!&lt;/h1&gt;\n&lt;br /&gt; Dropping the baby weight isn't easy, but the women of &lt;strong&gt;Victoria's Secret&lt;/strong&gt; have found a way to do it in almost no time at all!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/vs_models_postbaby_bods\"&gt;&lt;img alt=\"0405_welcome_VS_launch\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/04/05/0405-welcome-vs-launch.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Miranda Kerr&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Alessandra Ambrosio&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Heidi Klum&lt;/strong&gt; and more -- see how these women have gone from big bellies to bikini/runway/red carpet ready faster than we thought humanly possible!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;div class=\"clear\"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;hr /&gt;\n&lt;h1&gt;Guess the Celebrity Brace Faces!&lt;/h1&gt;\n&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/celebrity_braces_face_metal_mouth_photo_gallery_pictures\"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Can you guess&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; whose pretty celebrity smiles are getting straightened out with a little help from some braces?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/celebrity_braces_face_metal_mouth_photo_gallery_pictures\"&gt;&lt;img alt=\"0426_welcome_braces_launch\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/04/26/0426-welcome-braces-launch.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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