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"We at The Snitch had best come clean on something to start off: You can count us among those who sometimes wish a meteor would crash directly into Dolores Park on a Saturday afternoon, annihilating at a stroke every fixed-gear bicycle, semi-ironic pug, and hipster guy or gal eating Bi-Rite ice cream purchased on their parents' credit card despoiling that otherwise pleasant piece of land. As a study in prolonged adolescence and urban self-absorption, Dolores Park may be unsurpassed among gathering places nationwide."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://archives.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2010/02/04/dolores-park-renovation-sparks-paltry-offline-response-theres-no-pbr-in-democracy>