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"Parody This!Slumped at our desk and coughing fitfully, we were pleased to get a call from Correspondent Jim Cecil, who had just come into possession of a copy of SF Weakly  --  a parody of SF Weekly by one Kurt Weitzmann, who has an unlisted phone number, $500 to spend on printing, and a lot of time on his hands. \"Journalism in San Francisco is a lot of things,\" writes Weitzmann in his \"editorial.\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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