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"One of these days Santa\u2019s gonna start outsourcing. I\u2019d say he already has, if my Christmas gifts last year were any indication. (Everything I got was almost definitely from my parents and close friends and family.) Who knows who will be making his runs this year? To cover my bases, I made wish lists for some likely substitutes."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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