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" Recently, Toys &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; Us made the perhaps dubious decision to start selling Breaking Bad action figures that come complete with fun accessories like miniature gas masks and bags of crystal meth. As it&amp;#039;s flanked by penis-less Ken Dolls and giant, doped-up dinosaurs, you would think that this particular toy would not be especially likely to breed budding meth-makers, but, unsurprisingly, one Florida mom felt otherwise.  Susan Schrivjer, from Fort Myers, told the Today Show that she was &amp;quot;shocked and appalled&amp;quot; by the figurines. &amp;quot;Anything to do with drugs is not the right thing. I just think they they need to look at their visions and values, as they call them.&amp;quot; Susan went so far as to launch a petition on Change.org called &amp;quot;Remove Breaking Bad dolls from their shelves,&amp;quot; which has, as of now, amassed over 3,300 signatures. Perhaps Susan forgot who she was dealing with. Perhaps she forgot that you should never get in the way of a guy whose profile picture on Twitter depicts a man with a I-do-what-I-want mini-mohawk and a don&amp;#039;t-fk-with-me stare. But, either way, Bryan Cranston responded in all of his curt, takedown glory:    &amp;quot;Florida mom petitions against Toys &amp;#039;R Us over Breaking Bad action figures.&amp;quot; I&amp;#039;m so mad, I&amp;#039;m burning my Florida Mom action figure in protest \u2014 Bryan Cranston (@BryanCranston) October 20, 2014    Also, a spokesman for Toys &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; Us basically told NBC news that they&amp;#039;re not removing the figures because &amp;quot;the toys are located in the adult action figure area of our stores.&amp;quot; So there goes that.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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