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"&lt;div class=\"hideplaybutton\" style=\"position: relative; float: left; width: 550px;\"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/14/tmz-live-lindsay-lohan-melissa-rivers-jennifer-lopez/\"&gt;&lt;img alt=\"121411_tmzlive2\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/12/14/121411-tmzlive2.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;\n&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div class=\"clear\"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div class=\"hideplaybutton\"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Time's Person of the Year is \"The Protester\" -- and we protest that selection! Harvey thinks someone else is more deserving ... despite his own protest experience. You gotta see the 1969 footage of Harv in action.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Plus, &lt;strong&gt;Joan Rivers&lt;/strong&gt; calls to talk about daughter Melissa's new BF ... porn honcho &lt;strong&gt;Steven Hirsch&lt;/strong&gt; -- and we can sum up her reaction with one word. Lube. Just watch ... she'll explain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, &lt;strong&gt;Lindsay Lohan&lt;/strong&gt;'s savior -- and Harvey's run-in with a fearsome Chicago gang ... of 12-year-olds??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tmz-live/id418086839\" target=\"_blank\"&gt;&lt;img alt=\"TMZLive-Download-Podcast-Graphic\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/02/02/tmzlive-download-podcast-graphic.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div class=\"hideplaybutton\"&gt;&lt;!-- relatedlinks --&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=\"float: left; width: 490px;\"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n\n&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;br /&gt;(0:00) News you never thought you'd hear -- Lindsay Lohan got high marks from a judge today!&lt;br /&gt;(4:40) Watch out -- Joan Rivers calls in to explain how her daughter Melissa got hooked up with porn honcho Steven Hirsch ... and the first thing out of her mouth is a lube joke.&lt;br /&gt;(6:01) Joan lets the porn jokes flow.&lt;br /&gt;(7:50) Joan flew American Airlines today -- and said she met a flight attendant who witnessed the Alec Baldwin incident!&lt;br /&gt;(10:30) Harvey thinks it's ridiculous that Time's person of the year is \"The Protester\" -- so who does he think deserved it?&lt;br /&gt;(22:45) Video of Harvey protesting in 1969! &lt;br /&gt;(29:15) Bulls legend Scottie Pippen's multi-million dollar attack on websites that claimed he was bankrupt.&lt;br /&gt;(36:01) Did the Chicago gang Harvey feared back in the day -- the Blackstone Rangers -- appear on the Smother Brothers' show? &lt;br /&gt;(40:45) Were the Rangers a bunch of 12-year-olds?&lt;br /&gt;(44:40) Ban cell phones in cars?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;div style=\"margin: 25px 0px 10px 0px; width: 935px; float: left;\"&gt;&lt;iframe marginheight=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" allowtransparency=\"true\" src=\"http://cdn.polls.tmz.com/polls/39373/iframe?stencil_id=322\" style=\"float: left;\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"164\" scrolling=\"no\" width=\"187\"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;iframe marginheight=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" allowtransparency=\"true\" src=\"http://cdn.polls.tmz.com/polls/39344/iframe?stencil_id=322\" style=\"float: left;\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"164\" scrolling=\"no\" width=\"187\"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;iframe marginheight=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" allowtransparency=\"true\" src=\"http://cdn.polls.tmz.com/polls/39354/iframe?stencil_id=322\" style=\"float: left;\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"164\" scrolling=\"no\" width=\"187\"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;iframe marginheight=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" allowtransparency=\"true\" src=\"http://cdn.polls.tmz.com/polls/39334/iframe?stencil_id=322\" style=\"float: left;\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"164\" scrolling=\"no\" width=\"187\"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;iframe style=\"float: left;\" src=\"http://cdn.polls.tmz.com/polls/39364/iframe?stencil_id=322\" allowtransparency=\"true\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"164\" scrolling=\"no\" width=\"187\"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/div&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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