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" Each morning, we will read the Internet so you don&amp;#039;t have to. Here are our takeaways: TALKING ABOUT MONEY  It is, apparently, only socially acceptable to lie about your net worth when doing so in rhyme. (Even then, it&amp;#039;s still not recommended. See: Pitbull.)  WAYS TO QUIT SMOKING  A Turkish man locked constructed a cage out of 130 feet of copper wire \u2014 for his head.  MULTI-TASKING  This solar-powered object doubles as both a pillow and a lantern (hence the name &amp;quot;pillow lantern&amp;quot;) \u2014 though it seems unwise to use those capabilities simultaneously. Also: a shower light.  HOW TO WORK OUT  Working out for two 15-minute spurts can actually be healthier than working out for half an hour straight.  REAL FICTION  According to George R.R. Martin, the HBO iron throne is a hell of a lot smaller than what the &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; one looks like.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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