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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sylvester Stallone is 67 years old. Robert De Niro is 70. Now the movie titans are fighting each other in &lt;i&gt;Grudge Match,\u00A0&lt;/i&gt;opening on Christmas day. It's the Geriatric Special, the Rumble in the Arthritis Jungle: a Rocky vs. Jake La Motta-esque battle of two retired rivals\u2014Henry \u201CRazor\u201D Sharp and Billy \u201CThe Kid\u201D McGuigan\u2014who return to the ring to settle a 30-year-old score. That, and to make a boatload of money.\u00A0When Aaliyah sang \u201CAge ain\u2019t nuthin but a number,\u201D she definitely didn\u2019t have &lt;i&gt;this&lt;/i&gt; in mind.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What can you expect from the film? Well, it\u2019s filled with old jokes, more old jokes, fat jokes, and\u2014pattern here\u2014old jokes. To help you decide whether it's worth dashing off to the theatre to see &lt;em&gt;Cash Grab\u00A0Grudge Match&lt;/em&gt;, we kept count of key details while watching. Here are the stats.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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