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" Bill Gates&amp;#039;s Five Dumbest Moves: The Sith Lord of Microsoft&amp;#039;s days are numbered, as he honors his promise to step down as the software giant&amp;#039;s jefe. Now is the time to look back over his career, and in Computerworld.com&amp;#039;s case, lambast him for his many fumbles. Five to be exact. [computerworld.com] Ten Tips For Greener Sex: Would you have a microchip implanted in your penis to save the Earth, provided you are in possession of said genital? You wouldn&amp;#039;t? Well, no matter, there are other suggestions in this list on how to make your boot knocking more environmentally-friendly. [greendaily.com] Ten Unfunniest Mike Myers Movies: Mike Myers is a national shame, or so suggests a Canadian accepting responsibility for the mugging comedian. And what with Myer&amp;#039;s new flick &amp;quot;The Love Guru&amp;quot; a boxoffice stillborn, this list reads like someone kicking a funny man when he&amp;#039;s down. Kick harder! [nationalpost.com] Five Super Powers From The Bible That Put Marvel And DC To Shame: The demented brainiacs at Cracked.com strive to answer an ancient theological question: who would win in a fight, Moses or Wolverine. Alright, not that exact question, but they come close with this list of Biblical characters and their heavenly abilities. [cracked.com]  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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