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"HEAVEN \u2014 After successfully defending his title by choking Pope Boniface VIII (1235-1303, aka \"The Pontiff of Pain\u201D) Christopher \u201CHitch\u201D Hitchens faced famed sucker-punch artist William F. Buckley in Heaven\u2019s Octagon in front of a sold-out crowd at the newly renovated 700 Club Arena."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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