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"The wallet-busting extravaganza Van Helsing (* out of four) may be the first 2004 summer movie out of the gate, but in virtually every other regard, it's a movie of \"worsts,\" not \"firsts.\" If Dr. Seuss was rolling in his grave upon the release of The Cat In the Hat, then everyone who ever had anything to do with Universal Pictures' classic monster movies -- from superstar Boris Karloff to director James Whale to makeup artist extraordinaire Jack Pierce -- must be doing likewise."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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