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"Although many people live with pets for years on end, taking care of them, loving them and treating them like their own child, no one really knows what pets -- particularly cats -- are thinking. YouTube comedian zefrank recently took on the challenge of discovering what goes on inside those feline brains, producing his new &amp;#039;Diary of a Sad Cat&amp;#039; video.  In the video, zefrank reads out some delightfully dark passages from a cat&amp;#039;s most private thoughts and feelings. For example: &amp;quot;It has come to my attention that the authorities have two hands, but have made it the sadistic intention to only use one when petting me. Half of love is just... low. My spirit is breaking.&amp;quot;  With heart-breaking emotional turmoil like this, &amp;#039;Diary of a Sad Cat&amp;#039; will bring a tear to your cat-loving eyes."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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