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"Have you ever received an unsolicited d*ck pic from a paramour and thought, &amp;quot;What the hell was he thinking?&amp;quot; This morning, I crowdsourced a number of my (intelligent, analytical, articulate and doofy) guy friends on the topic. Here are their best thoughts on the matter, most of which totally deviate from the original question and basically become free association. You&amp;#39;re welcome.\nPinterestFacebookThis isn&amp;#39;t them, but it may as well be.\n\n\n\n&amp;quot;Guys send dck picks because they fundamentally misunderstand how most women feel about dcks.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;I think it&amp;#39;s pretty plain and simple; he thinks it&amp;#39;ll work. If you notice, this is not fundamentally different than anything else a guy would do or say to get laid; because he thinks it will work.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;Nothing makes a man happier than sending a dck pic and receiving a twt shot in return.&amp;quot;*\n&amp;quot;Heavy question for noon on a Wednesday.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;I think the only time I&amp;#39;ve ever actually taken a picture of my dck was from below it, so I could understand what my dck looks like from an bug&amp;#39;s point of view. Because I&amp;#39;m a scientist.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;Most women are instrumentalists about d*cks. They like it but they like it for the things it can be made to do, like get them off.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;I&amp;#39;d actually bet that a lot of guys send such pictures because they&amp;#39;ve been asked to by girls they met online, and after doing it once, they think it&amp;#39;s appropriate sexual behavior.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;It depends on the degree of sophistication and how far up the hierarchy of experience he is.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;There are very very few women who like d*cks as objects. The way you like paintings.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;Because we either are insecure about our d*cks and want approval, or we are proud of our endowment and are hoping you leak the photo to all of your friends.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;Taking a picture of a penis makes it one-dimensional!&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;The flaw in this entire line of thinking is not understanding the fact that women do not need to trick a guy into having sex with them. I don&amp;#39;t mean anything dastardly. By &amp;#39;trick,&amp;#39; I mean a normal guy has to essentially talk his way into sex by being funny or charming or whatever, in a way a normal woman does not. By sending a dck picture, he is trying to give away dck in the same way, he imagines, if he was a woman, he&amp;#39;d give away [vagina].&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s all about escalation. First some cute &amp;#39;LOL, this is mah face&amp;#39; pics, then undergarments, then body shots.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;I mentioned this to [my girlfriend] and she suggested that it might be because some guys are insecure about their ability to articulate themselves. They&amp;#39;re uncomfortable saying they want to have sex with a girl, so they send a picture of their d*cks instead. I think this is a very wise answer, but I can&amp;#39;t take credit for it since [my girlfriend] came up with it.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;Guys like upskirt shots because, in addition to liking the women they are attached to, we like vaginas as objects of art.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;Guys might genuinely think that it&amp;#39;s a sexy thing that girls would want. There is some logic there, although this is a prime example of why logic doesn&amp;#39;t always work.&amp;quot;\n*In Conclusion:\nD*ck pics, much like the Bermuda Triangle or the Black Dahlia, are an unsolvable phenomenon of the modern world. Just go with it.\n____FYI, the boy who said this actually has a dck pic (of his own) in his possession that I hear is actually very well-lit and impressive-looking. He says it&amp;#39;s his masterpiece. Like the Citizen Kane of d*ck pics.\nAnyone out there actually the occasional fan of the d*ck pic? (I am. I&amp;#39;m not ashamed. It&amp;#39;s the thought that counts.) Want to stick up for it? No pun intended.\nAnd for all your other d*ck pic think piece needs:\nMorning Funny: SNL&amp;#39;s Perspectives Photo Studio\n10 Things You Should Never Tweet\nThe Easiest Way For A Good Date To Go Oh-So-Very Wrong\nHere&amp;#39;s why Blogger John doesn&amp;#39;t condone the dick pic\nphoto: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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