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" We cleared out the function room at the Cafe today because Jim Bob Duggar and his countless (and now multigenerational) spawn dropped by for lunch. We even had to move the piano into the parking lot out back. Jim Bob, last seen demonstrating his command of Spanish to the Nepalese, is here to warn the ladies about their ladypart medicines which Jim Bob believes is lethal to snowflake Jeebus babies who, if we just let them be born, can grow into a reality TV show where we never have to have a real job ever again. He said Michelle Duggar used the birth control pill for the first three years of their marriage, got pregnant with their eldest son, Josh, and then went back on the pill afterward. &amp;quot;Something we didn&amp;#039;t know is that the pill can allow women to get pregnant, but then it can be aborted, and it really - that&amp;#039;s what happened with Michelle,&amp;quot; Duggar told The Friddle Show&amp;#039;s Krystal Heath. &amp;quot;She went on the pill after Josh and then got pregnant, and then the pill actually caused a miscarriage, and so that was really when we started examining this,&amp;quot; Duggar said. &amp;quot;We started looking at the fine print of the contraception, and it said this could happen, and then we talked to a Christian doctor, and he explained this to us.&amp;quot; Well, if you can&amp;#039;t believe A Christian Doctor, or The Friddle Show, who can you believe? Certainly not godless science. We&amp;#039;re gonna have to send out for more rolls. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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