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"      Your daily update for November 28, 2011: 1) The Man is keeping me down. I&amp;#039;ve had one fewer positions on abortion than that Romney guy. What&amp;#039;s up with that? 2) I can bring black voters back to our party, as is made completely clear by this news photo of me surrounded completely by white folks. (Ed. Note: I wonder how hard this desk is. Let me test it with my fking head.) 3) At this point, I&amp;#039;d run with that guy in Yemen. (Ed. Note: The baby Jesus has been my amigo for a very long time, but even He doesn&amp;#039;t love me enough to, lo, make this come to unto pass.) 4) See, I never said &amp;quot;profiling.&amp;quot; You&amp;#039;d have to look at their full faces before you knew they were Muslims. Ha! Gotcha again. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t see it as racial profiling; that&amp;#039;s why I used the term &amp;#039;targeted identification,&amp;#039;&amp;quot; Cain said.  (Ed. Note: &amp;quot;Sorry, Ossifer, I don&amp;#039; shee it as drunk drivin&amp;#039;. Thass why I used that term, &amp;#039;Inebriate Control System.&amp;#039;&amp;quot;) 5) &amp;quot;Democrats will soon learn that promoting ignorance is a losing strategy.&amp;quot; \u2014Herman Cain, May 23, 2005 (Yeah, he&amp;#039;s still nuts.) "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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