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"  Welcome to the latest Esquire Weekly\u2014a first-of-its-kind weekly tablet edition of a monthly magazine. Each issue is packed with original stories from Esquire&amp;#039;s best writers, plus excerpts, music, video, edification, hilarity, thought-provocation, and more. In this week&amp;#039;s issue: Anthony Bourdain discusses the relative merits of airline food and getting drunk on planes. Kevin Alexander makes the case for watching English Premier League Soccer (which is coming for you, whether you like it or not). Stephen Marche raves about Alfonso Cuaron&amp;#039;s almost-hysterically buzzed about lost-in-space epic Gravity. Charles P. Pierce watches our latest mass shooting from a once war-torn nation, that now looks at us like we&amp;#039;re crazy. And Danny Gold heads to Syria to spend a very, very strange week in a safe house with a battalion of Syrian revolutionaries. Two sample paragraphs, to give you a taste:  &amp;quot;Condoleezza Rice,&amp;quot; Abu Islam pipes up emphatically. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s just the face she makes when she is talking. I don&amp;#039;t know man, the way she talks\u2026I really want to fuck her. She was very good at her job.&amp;quot; We&amp;#039;re back at the base, and a few of the guys are already stoned. A few more joints are being rolled. Giggles are spreading contagiously. Abu Islam, as always, is dominating the conversation, flowing back and forth in English and Arabic, holding court with his token intensity. &amp;quot;Susan Rice, I think she looks like Condoleezza. I can fuck her,&amp;quot; he says, quizzically, as if he has just come to accept this fact. When talk turns to Hillary Clinton, he grows even more animated. He&amp;#039;s a huge fan of the Clinton family. He says he respects Hillary way too much to ever consider sleeping with her. &amp;quot;I wouldn&amp;#039;t fuck her, but she is so classy. She&amp;#039;s from a great family,&amp;quot; he says. Talk then turns to famous actresses, and the others chime in. Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry. Abu Islam grows quiet for a few minutes. &amp;quot;Who is she, the one in Unfaithful? Diane Lane! Oh, she is a wonderful woman!&amp;quot; Abu Islam continues to opine about the wonders of Diane Lane, while I start doing Google image searches so the guys can update their Hollywood lust. I introduce them to Emmy Rossum and some of the female cast members of Game of Thrones, but they&amp;#039;re not won over, preferring to stick to the classic desirable actresses of the nineties.  And...  The Iraqi is playing with his knife again. He politely and nonchalantly informs me he just wants to cut me a bit, giggling, using his index finger and thumb to indicate an inch or two. Then he tells me he&amp;#039;ll kill everyone. Then he tells me he was kidding, and that he hasn&amp;#039;t killed anyone. Abu Islam is a bit perturbed that I haven&amp;#039;t seem them during battle so far. He insists that for the article, I must get the complete picture. &amp;quot;When we are here, we are cool guys, but when we are fighting, we are bad fucking guys,&amp;quot; he says.  That and more, in the new Esquire Weekly. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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