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" 1. A good night&amp;#039;s sleep will be a thing of the past Their honeymoon period will be your worst nightmare. Woken up by mysterious noises at night? You&amp;#039;ll wish it was a ghost. 2. He&amp;#039;ll try and woo you, too Ah, the roommate courting. It&amp;#039;s a relationship in itself- and who said three&amp;#039;s a crowd? He&amp;#039;ll give you the last Twix from their multipack and pack your clothes horse away, so you&amp;#039;ll wince a bit more quietly at the toenails on the bathmat and the sauce encrusted pan. 3. BUT he&amp;#039;ll bring hot friends around I eat supernoodles from the pan? That must be a rumour you&amp;#039;ve heard.\u00A0I\u00A0obvs wear these ASOS platforms in the flat all the time... oh, did we just match on Tinder? 4. The toilet seat battle will become so, so real What started as a casual sigh at your mate&amp;#039;s new love spreading to the bathroom will soon become a loud SLAM of the lid back down every morning. You&amp;#039;re making a point. 5. You&amp;#039;ll get suspicious of previously ordinary household items Should I take the kitchen bin out? What if there are loads of used condoms in there? Gross.\u00A0 6. You will lose your shower slot You&amp;#039;ve spent months perfecting a seamless bathroom timetable with your flatmates. But now you wake up and he&amp;#039;s only gone and hogged the bathroom, leaving you standing outside banging on the door, hoping your boss is really understanding this morning. 7. Sometimes you&amp;#039;ll lose it to BOTH of them &amp;quot;We&amp;#039;re saving time and water by showering together! It&amp;#039;s cool! *giggle* *slap* *moan*.&amp;quot; Permission to vomit, granted. 8. There&amp;#039;ll suddenly be a DIY opportunity Anything you&amp;#039;ve been meaning to get round to doing but CBA, he will do for you in an attempt to rub his testosterone all over your flat. Let him, and bask in your new shelves. 9. Netflix marathons will never be the same again Once, you and your flatmate sprawled out on the two-seater sofa\u2026 now, you&amp;#039;re shoved against the armrest while they enjoy their evening cuddling sesh. And you find yourself getting super hostile when he eats\u00A0your popcorn\u2026 you&amp;#039;re hangry, mmmkay? 10. BUT you get a lot more solo-TV time, too They&amp;#039;re not hibernating in your couch anymore as they&amp;#039;ve moved on to binging on Games of Thrones at his. Sob about losing your fangirl buddy, or rejoice in watching all the weird stuff you&amp;#039;ve always wanted to...? 11. Most noteably, you&amp;#039;ll get to enjoy your best mate being really, really happy And what&amp;#039;s not to love about that? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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