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"Meet a modern hero. This drunken goddess has chosen to go nameless because she's humble like that, but her loving husband managed to capture her kitchen evangelism on camera one night at 2 a.m.When he finds her in the kitchen and croons, \"What are you dooo-eeeeen?\" (drunk woman for \"what are you doing?\") she replies simply, \"Making grilled cheeses!\" and then proceeds to blow your mind with the greatest drunk food you've ever seen. Don't worry, her husband only posted the video after assuring this great thinker of our time that she looks pretty. Watch below:\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\nhttp://youtu.be/8TdX7i2lHd4\n\nUPDATE: Viewers have called out the fact that the woman in the video is comedian Ashley Bez as evidence that the video is scripted. So take it with a grain of salt, and also a pile of Goldfish with string cheese on it. Because even if it's scripted that shit looks delicious.Follow Emma on Twitter."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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