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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n\n\nHe rips his white man tank down the middle and drips room temperature moonshine sensually over your T-shirt-shaped sunburn. Caressing his body-length mullet, you discover a Cheerio and salaciously slip it into your mouth. Feeling randy yet? (Literally. That hunky yokel on top of you is Randy.) GameLink.com, a top purveyor of Web porn, told TMZ.com today that sales of \"hillbilly porn\" are up 250 percent since 2010. Hillbilly porn, you ask? What is sexy about extreme couponing? We guess butt cracks could be appealing in the right context, but in the words of Honey Boo Boo's mom June, \"all that vajiggle-jaggle is not beautimous.\"Of course, this might have something to do with all the redneck-related reality shows on TV right now, like Swamp People and of course the scintillating Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo.So now that the backwater lifestyle has gone mainstream, why not incorporate it into your role-play routine? Frankly, our idea of a romantic night has always involved a ratty old T-shirt and being brutally honest about our bodily functions. Or\u2026not.Why do you guys think hillbilly porn is on the rise?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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