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"&lt;p&gt;            Tale of the Tape  SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes two people headed for rehab stints.    More Tale of the TapeDarth Vader vs. Barry Bonds  Bart Simpson vs. Michael Vick  Gary Sheffield vs. Howard Stern Sidney Crosby vs. Harry Potter David Beckham vs. Optimus Prime Roger Clemens vs. Bruce Willis Pacman Jones vs. Paris Hilton        &amp;nbsp;       Pedro MartinezLindsay Lohan     Rehabbing In  St. Lucie, Fla.  Utah    Inauspicious Early Work  Role as reliever with Dodgers  Toys 'R' Us print ads     Has Been Clocked  At 95 mph (early in his career)  At 100 mph (during high-speed chase)     Three Is ...  Number of Cy Young awards he's won  Car accidents she was in during 2005, also number of stints in rehab.    Nicknames  Senor Plunk,  Pedro Zawacki  Lilo, Linds, L.L., La Lohan, the defendant     Has Hung With    &lt;b&gt;Nelson de la Rosa&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;b&gt;Paris Hilton&lt;/b&gt;     Refuses To Yield  The inside part of the plate  To authorities    Memorable Quote  \"Wake up the damn &lt;b&gt;Bambino&lt;/b&gt; and have him face me. Maybe I'll drill him in the ---.\"   \"I am innocent ... Did not do drugs, they're not mine.\"     Once Wore  Geri curl  Alcohol monitor bracelet    Loosens Up  By gardening, yes  gardening   By partying     Has Had Beef With       &lt;b&gt;Don Zimmer&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;b&gt;Hilary Duff&lt;/b&gt;      &amp;nbsp;            &lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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