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" &amp;quot;My friend Jill and I were planning on having a couple of guys over to watch a movie. We were really excited and wanted to make a good impression because we&amp;#039;ve had crushes on these guys forever. A few minutes before they were supposed to arrive, Jill went to the garage to get some drinks, and I went upstairs to go to the bathroom. I pulled down my underwear and saw blood. I heard the front door shut and, thinking it was Jill, I yelled, &amp;#039;Hey, Jill, can you grab me a tampon and clean underwear?&amp;#039; I didn&amp;#039;t hear a response, so I yelled again, &amp;#039;Jill! Did you hear what I said?&amp;#039; Then I heard my crush, Kramer, trying hard not to laugh, say, &amp;#039;Uh, she&amp;#039;s not in here. Sorry.&amp;#039; I just wanted to die! Ever since that day, I make sure that there are tampons in the bathroom before I sit down!&amp;quot; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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