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"FacebookPinterest\n\nDear Mr. President:\n\nProps on playing it cool during last night&amp;#39;s state dinner for Fran\u00E7ois Hollande, even with the the super awkward absence of his former partner Val\u00E9rie Trierweiler, but one thing that definitely wasn&amp;#39;t A-OK by us was what was happening south of both your and the French president&amp;#39;s knees. The breaks in both your pants were so big that Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun could have slalomed down both of them topless. There were more pools around both your ankles than in a Sochi press hotel bathroom. What we&amp;#39;re trying to say is that this is a global crisis that can be fid, and easily so. Tell your tailor your pants should just brush the top of your shoes and you want nothing more than a light break. To keep those legs from looking too lopped-off, have your tailor taper the leg in a half-inch from the ankle to the hem to ensure a clean line consistent with your tailored jacket shoulders up above. We know you have a lot on your mind, what with running the country and stuff, but it&amp;#39;s really as easy as that. Bradley Cooper aced the great break last night, and he&amp;#39;s just a movie star. You run the Free World, so fixing the sartorial status of world leaders everywhere, yourself included, should be a cake walk.\n\nFacebookPinterest"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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