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"Sharon Osbourne&amp;apos;s got a dirty little secret -- and her Talk cohost Sheryl Underwood is more than willing to share it! Though Osbourne revealed she had a fling with Jay Leno in her 20s as part of The Talk&amp;apos;s special week of secrets last month, Underwood took it upon herself to share yet another one as part of her stand-up comedy routine at the Comedy Store in West Hollywood on Tuesday, Oct. 8.\r\nThe 49-year-old comedian took the stage for &amp;quot;CBS Daytime After Dark: An Evening of Laughter in Support of Stand Up to Cancer&amp;quot; event, and recalled her first meeting with Osbourne, 61, while interviewing for The Talk. &amp;quot;They said, &amp;apos;Can you go meet Sharon Osbourne?&amp;apos; I said, &amp;apos;Ozzy&amp;apos;s wife? For real, I can do that.&amp;apos; They tell you to go to the Polo Lounge. The Polo Lounge is a fantastic restaurant where all the movers and shakers go,&amp;quot; she explained of the Beverly Hilsl boite, &amp;quot;where you see celebrities. So I go there and I&amp;apos;m going to meet Sharon Osbourne, I&amp;apos;m very excited,&amp;quot; she recalled. &amp;quot;I&amp;apos;m going to get breakfast, right. I order my huevos rancheros over easy. I cut the yolk and it starts oozing it out, I take the bread and sop it up like a biscuit. Sharon throws up on me.&amp;quot;\r\n\r\nWhat did Underwood do?\r\n&amp;quot;You know black people are like, &amp;apos;S--t, she done thrown up on my outfit,&amp;apos;&amp;quot; she joked. &amp;quot;And I&amp;apos;m going to get blamed for this rich white lady throwing up in the Polo Lounge. So let me get her out of here. I said, You don&amp;apos;t know me, I don&amp;apos;t know you. This never happened.&amp;apos; I said, &amp;apos;Can you drive?&amp;apos; She said, &amp;apos;Yes.&amp;apos; I said, &amp;apos;Get in your car.&amp;apos; So she drives off.&amp;quot;\r\n&amp;quot;Then I get home and it&amp;apos;s, &amp;apos;Welcome to CBS, you now have a job,&amp;apos;&amp;quot; Underwood explained of becoming a cohost on The Talk. &amp;quot;They say, &amp;apos;Can you come to the welcome back barbecue at Julie Chen and Les Moonves&amp;apos; house?&amp;apos; Like black people, the only word I heard was barbecue.&amp;quot;\r\n\r\nAt the party, Underwood came face-to-face with Osbourne again for the first time since the embarrassing incident. &amp;quot;On the other side of the party, Sharon Osbourne was telling the story of what happened after we separated,&amp;quot; she continued. &amp;quot;She said she had a flu bug. When she got in her car, she vomited all over the car and she s--t all over the car. I&amp;apos;m thinking, I am so glad I didn&amp;apos;t offer her a ride.&amp;quot;&amp;#xA0;\r\nBefore taking the stage to reveal Osbourne&amp;apos;s mortifying secret, Underwood admitted to Us Weekly that she was nervous. &amp;quot;I&amp;apos;m scared to get on,&amp;quot; she said. &amp;quot;I&amp;apos;m going to be talking about the story of how I got this job. It is the entire story all the way down to the phone calls down to an event that happened to me with one of my co-hosts.&amp;quot;\r\n\r\nOsbourne wasn&amp;apos;t in the audience Tuesday to hear Underwood&amp;apos;s comedy routine about her, but fellow cohost Julie Chen was -- and gave her a standing ovation."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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