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" Oh, you can always rely on the Kardashians, can&amp;#039;t you? We&amp;#039;ve missed the family during their show&amp;#039;s hiatus, but never fear, because they&amp;#039;re back with a vengeance! I mean, not many shows cover everything from camel toes to baby showers in one episode, but Kim et al manage it. If you - for some reason - thought that the Breaking Bad finale was more important or missed the show for some other bizarre reason, find out what was going down in Calabasas by reading on... Kim doesn&amp;#039;t want a baby shower, guys, except that now she does want a baby shower.  It seems only right and proper that Kourtney and Khloe organise a baby shower for Kim, and the preparations are well underway in this week&amp;#039;s episode. They&amp;#039;ve already set up a registry (apparently so that guests can buy Kim some nipple cream) and have already decided on Kanye&amp;#039;s CD of lullabies as the gift. Which is all very nice and everything, except that Kim announces that she doesn&amp;#039;t care about a baby shower and would actually be quite happy to not have one really since everyone&amp;#039;s judging everything that she does all the time. Given that we know Kim had a baby shower, the tension is somewhat lacking as everyone urgently tries to persuade Kim to change her mind. &amp;quot;Who wouldn&amp;#039;t want gifts?&amp;quot; Khloe exclaims, fairly. Kris is also horrified that Kim isn&amp;#039;t keen, as she&amp;#039;s worried about all the memories she&amp;#039;ll be missing out on or something (oh, you know, it&amp;#039;s all very Kris). And Kim is horrified when she sees the leaked registry and phones Kourtney to moan at her and Kris, saying she never wanted any of this. &amp;quot;My family is being so controlling,&amp;quot; she huffs. Technically, everyone is both right and wrong in this situation. Kourtney, Khloe and Kris are trying to do something nice; Kim doesn&amp;#039;t want them to do something nice. It&amp;#039;s a toughie. Anyway, Kris knows how to get what she wants through a bit of light emotional manipulation, so she sits Kim down to watch the video from her own baby shower when she was pregnant with Rob. Naturally, Kim changes her mind and agrees to the shower, and naturally Kris cries (&amp;quot;Get it together,&amp;quot; Kim eye-rolls). So with Kim on board, the preparations for the invitations are underway and Kim buys all the registry gifts herself so that people will donate to the Children&amp;#039;s Hospital in Chicago instead. Which is nice. Unfortunately, the press then get hold of the details and almost ruin things until Kourtney points out that Kim has to let some of this stuff go. The only thing left to do is to convince Lamar that men do go to showers, and to get him and Scott to pick up Kanye - and, like, who wouldn&amp;#039;t want to be in that SUV? With that out of the way, the big day arrives and to be fair, it does look absolutely stunning. Kanye&amp;#039;s family are there, Kris cries (again) and everything&amp;#039;s great, except for the fact that Lamar and Scott turn up without Kanye. A) That was the one thing they had to do, and b) I certainly wouldn&amp;#039;t be messing with Kanye. It&amp;#039;s all fine, though, because Kanye turns up later with his family and smiles. A lot. And hugs Kris. It&amp;#039;s all so lovely. Oh, and Kelly Osbourne is there too, which is nice. Anyway, Kim had a very nice time and is glad she had the baby shower and everyone can relax. Ahhhh. Khloe has camel toe. Yes. That is the extent of this vital storyline.  This episode genuinely begins with Khloe taking Kylie and her friend to the gym and complaining about her camel toe. You&amp;#039;d think that might be a throwaway bit of the episode, but no. The problems with Khloe&amp;#039;s &amp;#039;intimate area&amp;#039; are a complete storyline this episode. You&amp;#039;d also think that would be hard to sustain, and you&amp;#039;d be right. Basically, it&amp;#039;s just Khloe moaning about her camel toe (&amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s like Moses parted the red sea&amp;quot;), discussing the CTC strategy (&amp;quot;cover the camel&amp;quot;), and blaming her mother for passing on large ladybits. (&amp;quot;Mine looks pretty damn good, by the way,&amp;quot; Kris responds, making everyone feel a little nauseous.) In the end, Kourtney buys Khloe a weird &amp;#039;pad&amp;#039; that is supposed to eliminate camel toe and Khloe basically starts trying it on in her kitchen. (&amp;quot;Go in the bathroom!&amp;quot; Kourtney squeals. &amp;quot;Because that would be inappropriate,&amp;quot; Khloe deadpans.) &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;d like to get one of those for my penis,&amp;quot; Scott interjects, surprising no-one. Anyway, Khloe wears the &amp;#039;device&amp;#039; to an exercise class but eventually gives up because it&amp;#039;s just too dang uncomfortable. She ends up listening to her mother and ignoring the &amp;quot;p***y police&amp;quot;. You go, Khloe! Own your camel toe! Kris hates guns, and Bruce is gonna know about it.  I thought we&amp;#039;d got over the gun storyline in that other episode, but apparently not. Kylie&amp;#039;s shocked when she discovers Bruce cleaning his gun at the beach house, so she tells Kris, who&amp;#039;s also Not Cool with the idea of having a gun around. That&amp;#039;s all fair enough, but instead of just telling Bruce that they really don&amp;#039;t want it around and would like to get rid of it entirely, they sneak around behind his back. Which will definitely be better. It&amp;#039;s sometimes hard to remember that Kris is an adult. When a search for the gun is unsuccessful, she actually pretends she&amp;#039;s on board with the gun thing and goes and completes a safety class just so that Bruce will tell her where it is (Kylie refuses to take part because the loud noises make her anxious). Then it&amp;#039;s just a matter of getting rid of the gun - though as Kylie points out, Kris&amp;#039;s suggestions of throwing it in the ocean or burying it in the sand are possibly not legal. &amp;quot;How do you get rid of a gun?&amp;quot; she puzzles. It&amp;#039;s kind of amazing. Anyway, in the end they settle for putting it in a cement block, which is actually quite efficient I suppose. If you accept the premise that in any way this is a sensible plan in general. Unfortunately, Bruce then buys Kris her own gun because I guess she&amp;#039;s been too convincing, and he wants to show her the difference between the two guns. It takes Kylie ages to catch on to why this is a bad thing for her and her mom, which is brilliant in itself. Still, she and Kris find this all kind of funny and blame it all on each other while Bruce is legitimately angry - and fair enough. Guns are hardly anything to play around with. I don&amp;#039;t agree with him having one in the house - especially when they&amp;#039;re so uncomfortable about it - but they&amp;#039;ve been so silly about the whole thing. And it didn&amp;#039;t even work, because Bruce is going to keep the gun he got Kris. So. There&amp;#039;s that. Other stuff...   Kourtney spoke on a panel at the Pacific Design Center. So there.   We got a good look at Penelope in this episode and she was utterly adorable, so hopefully she&amp;#039;ll turn out just as amazing as Mason.   Kourtney has crows in her fireplace. Don&amp;#039;t say this show isn&amp;#039;t bringing you the real gossip.   Seeing Lamar in this episode is so sad, especially when he&amp;#039;s with Khloe. This is going to be tough to watch.   Kris getting massively defensive when Kourtney claimed she&amp;#039;d leaked the baby shower details was very telling. Amazing.   &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m sweating all in between my f**king legs. It&amp;#039;s like I&amp;#039;m a wh*re.&amp;quot; You can always rely on a classy baby shower when Khloe is around.   Another reason I want to be with the Kardashians: Kourtney hosts a cooking club where everyone wears pyjamas.   I&amp;#039;m growing to love Malika more and more. On Khloe&amp;#039;s camel toe issues, she just deadpans: &amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s an interesting set of problems.&amp;quot;   Bruce doodling on Kris&amp;#039;s face on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter - and claiming it wasn&amp;#039;t him - might be my favourite moment of the episode.   &amp;quot;You look kind of hot with a gun.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Maybe we could play cops and robbers.&amp;quot; Seriously, Bruce and Kris? Kylie is right there! And also, I&amp;#039;m watching!   &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m so nervous my eye is twitching.&amp;quot; Probably a clue that you shouldn&amp;#039;t be hiding a gun in a block of cement, Kris.   Kanye Kount: 1, but very extended, and also he smiled.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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