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"Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2007/08/07/media_removed_250-1.jpg\" vspace=\"4\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target=\"_self\" href=\"http://www.tmz.com/photos/2005/12/11/384-trashy-britney\"&gt;&lt;img alt=\"Trashy Britney Spears Gallery\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2007/08/07/0730_trashy_britney_gallery-1.jpg\" vspace=\"4\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"4\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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