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"Little more than a year ago, Mike &amp;quot;the Situation&amp;quot; Sorrentino was just another knucklehead partying away his summer on the Jersey Shore whose biggest priorities were GTL (that&amp;#39;s gym, tan, and laundry). And of course smushing. Lots of smushing. Now he&amp;#39;s walking red carpets, selling vitamin supplements, and taking meetings in Hollywood. Can anything stop him and his $5 million abs?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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