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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n\n\nThis is so dumb, and I love it. It's just photos of celebrities wearing stuff that looks like mattresses. I don't know. It makes me happy and maybe it'll make you happy, too. Or maybe you'll be like \"SHOVE A MATTRESS UP YOUR ASS, LAURA!\" and I'm cool with that, too. I get it.\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\nFollow Laura on Twitter."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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