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"I suppose you have your reasons. I guess you could hang a monocle from your eyebrow ring, but I\u2019d say piercing with conservative clothing sends out an oxymoronic message, if not plain moronic. I\u2019m sure there are plenty of nipple rings out there lurking under three-piece suits, but on the surface of things such mid messages seem silly, if not desperate. Everyone knows piercings are supposed to go with slave tattoos and rubber wear or other outward signs of extremism, but we live in an age of unspeakable anomalies. Yesterday I saw a picture of Sean Combs wearing a three-piece bespoke suit, a spread-collar shirt and quite a nice tie, and he had a toothpick hanging out of his mouth. The toothpick as an accessory with conservative clothing presents a problem similar to your piercing problem, albeit a highly disposable one. Have you considered having the New Yorker logo tattooed on your neck?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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