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"  Identity Thief &amp;quot;\u2026 like a feral, subhuman pathos dispenser.&amp;quot; \u2014Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune &amp;quot;My credit card company calls me if it looks like I&amp;#039;ve bought too many hoodies and cargo pants for my kid at Old Navy.&amp;quot; \u2014Christy Lemire, Associated Press &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m going after Bilbo.&amp;quot; \u2014Mary Pols, Time &amp;quot;She has no friends, except for the Jet Ski parked on her front lawn.&amp;quot; \u2014Dana Barbuto, Holland Sentinel Side Effects &amp;quot;You know those scores that make you think of sad merry-go-rounds?&amp;quot; \u2014Roger Ebert, The Chicago Sun-Times  &amp;quot;Of course, there ends up being horrible complications with the drugs (or are there?).&amp;quot; \u2014Sandy Schaefer, ScreenRant &amp;quot;Abundance is bliss.&amp;quot; \u2014A.O. Scott, The New York Times &amp;quot;\u2026 it has a very tasteful case of ADD.&amp;quot; \u2014Ty Burr, The Boston Globe  &amp;quot;The gray areas are where shit happens.&amp;quot; \u2014Peter Travers, Rolling Stone A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charlie Swan III &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s like reading a note that consists of the ramblings of some high school kid who has been dumped.&amp;quot; \u2014Drew Taylor, Moviefone The Sorcerer and the White Snake &amp;quot;Why are they here?&amp;quot; \u2014Rob Vaux,  Mania  &amp;quot;We may cry, but then we start wondering what exactly we&amp;#039;re crying about.&amp;quot; \u2014Kenji Fujishima, Slant Magazine Spiders 3D &amp;quot;This person supposedly had a medical degree, and called spiders insects.&amp;quot; \u2014Ted McCarthy,  HorrorTalk Read More Context-Free Lines from Movie Reviews &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; Follow The Culture Blog on RSS and on Twitter at @ESQCulture. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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