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"\"&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class=\\\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1000140979\\\" title=\\\"True Stories\\\" src=\\\"http:\\/\\/www.grindtv.com\\/wp-content\\/uploads\\/2011\\/11\\/True-Stories.jpg\\\" alt=\\\"\\\" width=\\\"640\\\" height=\\\"803\\\" \\/&gt;&lt;br \\/&gt;\\n&lt;strong&gt;Dream Sequence: An Encounter With A Tahitian Goddess Turns Ugly&lt;\\/strong&gt;&lt;br \\/&gt;\\n&lt;em&gt;As told by H. Dawe&lt;\\/em&gt;&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;This happened years ago while on trip to West Oz with Malik Joyeux (Rest in peace) and a few guys. There\\u2019s nothing to do out there, but when something does happen, it\\u2019s the funnest place ever. So we\\u2019re over there and hear about this party and we were on it\\u2014it was going to be the best night ever.&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;We rock up to the joint, the sun was going down and all these farmers and different people from West Oz are hanging out. It was like one of those family affairs where everyone\\u2019s welcome, and I\\u2019m thinking, \\u201cOh this is going to be cool.\\u201d There were a few chicks walking in, as well. I remember seeing this one super hot blonde chick; I was wondering if she was single or whatever, I figured I\\u2019d scope it out.&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;It\\u2019s in a full Aussie backyard. I\\u2019m hanging with this farmer on the porch, drinking a few beers. And then he says, \\u201cHey, I brought this cake, do you want some?\\u201d I\\u2019d been in the water and sun all day and was starving. So I ate a bit of it, it was so good, had some banana in it. It did taste a little funky, but I was so hungry I didn\\u2019t think much about it and had another slice, and a few more chunks.&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;The music started up and more people started arriving. Everything was coming together; people were having a good time and starting to get loose. So I decided I had to go find that chick. When I stood up I felt like I was tripping, and realized I was pretty f\\u2014ked up. I was trying to hold it together. The farmer guy says, \\u201cHoly shit, all that cake is gone!\\u201d&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;\\u201cIt was so good, eh?\\u201d I replied.&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;\\u201cDid you eat a whole bit, or half a bit?\\u201d he asked.&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;\\u201cShit, I think I had two slices or more,\\u201d I said.&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;\\u201cThat cake had my bush weed in it,\\u201d he said. \\u201cIt\\u2019s so intense, that\\u2019s like having 50 cones [joints]!\\u201d&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;\\u201cWhat?!\\u201d I said.&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;So that\\u2019s how things started.&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;I\\u2019d hurt my ankle earlier as well, and at some point I had it raised up on a table because it was throbbing. And this guy walked up whom I didn\\u2019t know, and gave me a massage on my foot, but then started looking at me weird. I took my foot off the table and stood up, and I was just melting. I was trying to pull myself together, but I started getting the spins, and was starting to wig out.&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;The party was getting rocking, and I saw that girl dancing, and then it looked like she was changing shapes\\u2014I was tripping. I walked over to the side of the backyard, by this rock garden where there wasn\\u2019t anyone around and had a spew [vomit]. I was trying to hold it together, but I\\u2019d basically had 50 cones of weed, so I was properly f\\u2014ked up. I found some water, thinking it would help, but it was just kicking in more and more. A friend said, \\u201cYou should lay down, that\\u2019ll help.\\u201d I decided that was the best idea, I just couldn\\u2019t do it anymore. And I figured maybe I\\u2019d wake up and find that girl later, but I had to sleep it off for a bit.&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;I went into the house and they set me up with a room to lie down in. I remember it had these Venetian blinds, the light was coming through them, making lines on the walls. It felt like an \\u201980s film clip or something. So I laid down, and I actually thought I was all right and going to pull it.&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;At some point I fell asleep and started dreaming, and in the dream I was in Tahiti. And there was this Tahitian goddess, she looked like a Hinano girl or something, cruising in to my room. And then just like that we were making love, and I\\u2019m just melting into this whole world, it was amazing. I remember thinking how real the dream felt, it was unbelievable. And then I had this moment where I went, \\u201c&lt;em&gt;F\\u2014k, I think this is actually real. No, it couldn\\u2019t be, I\\u2019m messed up.&lt;\\/em&gt;\\u201d My body seemed to realize where I really was, and I saw the light coming in, and then I started hearing the music again, and I sort of came to and realized, right, okay I\\u2019m at the party. The goddess that was there before, she was there on top of me, rooting me. It was still dark in there, and I remember thinking how amazing it all was. Then suddenly, boom! The lights came on and the blinds got pulled up, and someone yells, \\u201cWhat\\u2019s going on in there?\\u201d&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;When the lights came on I soon realized it wasn\\u2019t a Tahitian goddess anymore, it was a certain West Oz pro surfer\\u2019s sister, who basically looks just like him but with hair. And hey, he\\u2019s all time, but he\\u2019s not the best-looking dude. Meanwhile, some of the older blokes had come in and were yelling again, \\u201cWhat\\u2019s going on in here?! Get off of him!\\u201d&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;Basically, I was getting raped. They grabbed her and pulled her off me. A friend of mine burst in too and asked me what the hell was going on. \\u201cMate, I don\\u2019t know, I\\u2019m so wasted,\\u201d was all I could muster up.&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;And then her brother came in and said, \\u201cMate, don\\u2019t worry, she does this all the time.\\u201d&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;I couldn\\u2019t believe it. I couldn\\u2019t go back out to the party, so I laid there and just slept it off until the morning. When I woke up, I was thinking, \\u201cDid that really happen? Nah, I must have dreamed it, that was too messed up.\\u201d I asked her brother the next morning, and he said, \\u201cYeah, mate, that happened.\\u201d&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;I guess she drives a mining truck up in the desert. She\\u2019s all right, but she\\u2019s hardcore. Like she\\u2019s cool, but she\\u2019s hard as nails\\u2014she works in a mine! So she wasn\\u2019t a Tahitian goddess, but it\\u2019s a good story. But really, I didn\\u2019t even care, it was just next level and in retrospect, so funny. I said to her brothers, \\u201cI\\u2019m sorry, but you saw how useless I was.\\u201d He was like, \\u201cMate, don\\u2019t even worry about it!\\u201d and his brother had a laugh too. I guess she\\u2019s done that before, and I\\u2019ve seen her since and was like, \\u201cHi, how ya goin? Cool, see ya.\\u201d I told Malik the story the next day and he couldn\\u2019t stop laughing.&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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