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"Sheesh, this trailer is a fire hazard. All you girls who&amp;#39;ve picked up the September issue already know how we adore Michael Fassbender. Toss certified queen of sultriness Penelope Cruz into the mix, and you&amp;#39;ve got a trailer (for upcoming thriller The Counselor) so blazing hot, you almost can&amp;#39;t look directly at it.\nI mean, it cools down for a second when Brad Pitt comes on-screen, because Brad Pitt, for the thousandth time, that hair of yours is doing no one any favors. Why hasn&amp;#39;t anyone dreamt up a charity reason for Brad Pitt to cut his hair yet? Must I do everything around here?\nLet Cameron Diaz and her cautious, somber, very un-her &amp;#39;tude be your guide through this five-alarm movie magic:\nBy the way, I think it&amp;#39;s clear they cut this trailer to play specifically to female Fassbender enthusiasts. I mean, you show me another drug-movie preview in which the first 12 seconds are devoted to Fassbender presenting a 10-carat diamond by candlelight and murmuring, &amp;quot;I intend to love you until I die.&amp;quot;\nPhoto: YouTube"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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