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"Being dragged to the mall by your significant other? Sorry. To make it more bearable*, though, check out this photo journey of a mall trip that's actually fun, and get inspired!\n\n*Assuming your wife/girlfriend is fast, and you can't just make it a run for it now. RIGHT NOW!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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