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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You and I know Jim Nantz as the friendly CBS announcer whose voice is synonymous with AFC football (mostly the Patriots), the occasional Super Bowl and the Masters. This is a good relationship for us to have with Jim Nantz.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Servers at diners, breakfast joints and hotels around the country know Jim Nantz as \u201CThe Burnt Toast Guy.\u201D This is a bad relationship to have with Jim Nantz.&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I mean, just look at this story Nantz&amp;nbsp;told &lt;em&gt;Golf Digest&lt;/em&gt; about how he likes his toast at breakfast:\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u201CI\u2019m a breakfast guy: three eggs scrambled, with bacon and wheat toast, burnt. The problem is, it never came back burnt. For years it would arrive limp and tan, which brought breakfast to a standstill when I sent the toast back. It was costing me 10 minutes a day, which, multiplied by six days a week, is four hours a month. That\u2019s 48 hours\u2014two full days\u2014per year. My friends, time is currency. My wife, Courtney, got tired of hearing me complain about it. She found a photograph on the Internet of a kitchen toaster ejecting two slices of burnt toast. She minimized it, printed it out and had it laminated. She insisted I put it in my wallet. When I order, I present the photo to my server. I get some strange looks, but I can assure you, the toast now arrives black and scary, just the way I like it.\u201D\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2022 &lt;strong&gt;Julian Edelman still hasn\u2019t returned the video game he rented in 2004&lt;/strong&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What Nantz is saying is, every time he orders toast at a restaurant, he pulls a photo out of his wallet so the server knows exactly how burnt he likes his toast.&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;First of all, who likes burnt toast?! Who wants to scoop their scrambled eggs onto a piece of acrid, bitter cardboard every morning? And if you think the person who always makes a substitution every time they order food is annoying\u2014how sick and twisted is the person who pulls out a photo every time they need some toast?\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The next time Jim Nantz sounds a little under the weather at a sporting event, at least we\u2019ll know to thank the server who probably spit on his burnt toast.&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;\r\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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