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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n\n\nRussia might be doing a pretty terrible job of hosting the Olympics so far (and they haven't even started yet), but there are plenty of other things that make Russia pretty awesome.1. The Moscow Cats Theater. There is a theater in Moscow that only uses cats to put on shows. Welcome to the internet IRL.strong&amp;gt;2. They celebrate New Year's twice a year.Old New Year3. They have a word for getting drunk for days. It's \"zapoi.\" You're welcome, because you now have a way to tell everyone what you did during those four (and a half) years of college.4. They have a sex doll boat race. You read that right. Every year, hundreds of participants race along the Vuoska River, buoyed by inflatable sex dolls.5. They have a cult that worships Gadget Hackwrench from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers. Do you remember Rescue Rangers from your childhood? Well so does this group of dudes that started a cult. They worship Gadgether as a divine being. I don't know how to feel about this.6. They have a sex day.  On Sept. 12, couples are encouraged to take a half day to have sex. Anyone who has a baby 9 months later gets special prizes. Seriously. Russia is all about afternoon delight.7. They share the subway with feral dogs. Moscow has a huge population of feral dogs. They've learned how to accurately use the subway to get where they want to go. Every subway car is a dog party.8. They banned emo music. Sorry Fall Out Boy, but this is a good thing. Emo is illegal in their country, because apparently a bunch of whiny middle school kids are dangerous.\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n9. In Russia, it's World War II forever. Remember when World War II ended? Russia doesn't, because the Manchurian Strategic Offensive Operation put a kink in either country signing a peace treaty.Photo Credit: GettyWant more from Frank? Follow him on Twitter."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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