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"  Things I Absolutely Cannot Forget 1.Baby formula, Similac, the one with iron 2.Chicken [smudge] string beans from Whole Foods 3.Diet Coke [smudge], Vitamin B or C 4.Toss Cigarettes 5.Buy chewing gum [smudge] brush teeth first thing home 6.Call Jake!! About possible job at his firm [smudge] 7.Cancel health club membership. Start jogging. Pushups. Etc. 8.Pay cable, Con Ed, other...can fucking wait 9.Haircut [smudge] tom. Or thurs 10.Talk to Mom and Dad about taking the [smudge] a few months until she [smudge] down A.Don&amp;#039;t mention money! 10 B.Not yet at least 11.Find that card with phone number 12.The goddamn baby formula, don&amp;#039;t be an asshole and forget that 13.Sense of humor--ha ha ha--but seriously, some of this shit is funny and so embrace the funny and try to laugh blah blah blah 14.Flossing 15.No TV tonight unless really worthwhile. 16.See what&amp;#039;s on Nova 17.Remember life is cyclical, nature is harsh, the whole Buddhism suffering thing 18.Nostradamus never meant me 19.I AM NOT DOOMED 20.I am warm and loving, a decent man with a lot to offer this shitty world 21.Nobody remembers his infancy, the past only starts when you&amp;#039;re 6 years old 22.No calling Stanley, no matter what 23.Avoid conversation 24.I&amp;#039;m no longer cute 25.Re-read 1st paragraph of Moby Dick and last page of Gatsby--no Catcher 26.Wash my hands 27.Say I&amp;#039;m sorry 28.Recharge cell phone 29.That I was once the happiest guy in the world, but how long ago, high school football, the Fall, that smell, Mom and Dad waiting outside locker room and I have so many friends and Dad thinks I did good and Mom asks about my knee. 30.I am not a regular here 31.I will not talk to you even if you say Hi 32.Only 2 more drinks, but just beer.  33.And most importal "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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