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" &amp;quot;Justice is all a poor criminal asks f&amp;#039;r, an&amp;#039; that&amp;#039;s what he gets. He don&amp;#039;t desarve a anny betther. &amp;#039;Tis like askin&amp;#039; on&amp;#039;y f&amp;#039;r a pair iv dooces in a car-d game an&amp;#039; havin to bet thim. If I done wrong I&amp;#039;d say: &amp;#039;Don&amp;#039;t deal me anny justice. Keep it f&amp;#039;r thim that wants it. Undher th&amp;#039; circumstances all I ask is a gr-reat deal iv injustice an&amp;#039; much mercy. I do not ask to be acquitted be a jury iv me peers. I am a modest man an&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;ll accipt me freedom fr&amp;#039;m th&amp;#039; humblest bailiff in th&amp;#039; land. I do not care to come triumphant out iv this ordeel an&amp;#039; repoort other cases f&amp;#039;r th&amp;#039; newspa-apers. All I ask is a block&amp;#039;s start an&amp;#039; some wan holdin&amp;#039; th&amp;#039; polisman&amp;#039;s coattails. I waive me right to be thried be an incorruptible, fair, an&amp;#039; onprejudiced Judge. Give me wan that&amp;#039;s onfair an&amp;#039; prejudiced an&amp;#039; that ye can slip somethin&amp;#039; to.&amp;quot; -- Finley Peter Dunne, 1899.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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