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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Follow Andy Gray on Twitter&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;Email Andy&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;Extra Mustard on Facebook\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Chandler Parsons Has a Fever&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; There's a ton of important NBA news out there. &lt;strong&gt;Stephen Curry&lt;/strong&gt; hates when a person sneezes&amp;nbsp;without covering his/her mouth. &lt;strong&gt;Mikhail Prokhorov&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;is teaching the Nets dribbling tricks. &lt;strong&gt;Caron Butler&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;comes clean about his Mountain Dew addiction. But all that is second fiddle to &lt;strong&gt;Chandler Parsons&lt;/strong&gt; and his ridiculous cowbell video, as&lt;strong &gt; Tiffany Oshinsky&lt;/strong&gt; explains in this video.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Northwestern's Next Star&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;There's some alternate world where Elaine Benes and David Puddy had a baby back in the mid '90s and that baby is now a forward on the Devils. But in real life, &lt;strong&gt;Julia Louis &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dreyfus&lt;/strong&gt;'s son &lt;strong&gt;Charlie Hall&lt;/strong&gt; (with husband &lt;strong&gt;Brad Hall&lt;/strong&gt;, not Puddy) is a Northwestern basketball walk-on.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Sleeping Yankees Fan Loses Lawsuit&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Remember the guy who fell asleep in the stands of a 2014 Red Sox-Yankees game and was ridiculed by the ESPN announcers and then sued&amp;nbsp;the sports network,&amp;nbsp;Major League Baseball and the Yankees for $10 million?&amp;nbsp;The case was thrown out of court by a New York judge. Though I give an A for effort to the snoozer, who even appeared on the Today Show to drum up interest in his case.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Lovely Lady of the Day&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong &gt;Kara Del Toro&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;stars in the latest Carl's Jr. ad and recently&amp;nbsp;stopped by Fox and Friends for an interview with FOHC (friend of Hot Clicks) Diana Falzone. It made me realize that I have never featured Kara as LLOD before. Until now, that is (click here for full-size gallery).&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Hot Clicks Giveaway&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our pals at Xbox are excited to unveil the Xbox One&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Forza Motorsport 6&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;Limited Edition Console in celebration of the 10th anniversary of the critically-acclaimed franchise and the passionate community that has been a part of the landmark racing series for the past decade, and you can find our full review of Forza Motorsport 6 here. In fact, I have one console to give away. I'll send it to the 200th person to email me (andy_gray@simail.com) the team behind our favorite minor-league-themed jersey of 2015. Please make the subject line \"Forza Motorsport 6 Console.\"&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Update (1:58 p.m.): Contest closed. Winner will be notified. Thanks for playing.&lt;/strong&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Sportsman of the Year&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is one hell of a story.&amp;nbsp;North Carolina resident &lt;strong&gt;Joe Gillespie &lt;/strong&gt;(and his mullet) attended Charlotte&amp;nbsp;Beerfest&amp;nbsp;at BB&amp;T Ballpark&amp;nbsp;a couple weeks ago and got so drunk he passed out at the bottom of a stairwell and woke up at 12:30 a.m., &amp;nbsp;way after the event was over, inside an empty stadium. He stumbled into the (unlocked) mascot's dressing room, put on the outfit of&amp;nbsp;Homer the Dragon&amp;nbsp;and spent the night partying until he took an&amp;nbsp;Uber&amp;nbsp;home in full costume at 5:30 a.m. He was arrested early the next morning. Also worth noting: The Gin Blossoms performed at the&amp;nbsp;Beerfest&amp;nbsp;and Gillespie considers the night a win because he \"got like three numbers that night and have added like 20 chicks on Facebook.\"&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Most Expensive Homes By State&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;More proof it's cheaper to live in North Dakota than in California.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Girl and Her Owl&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;My Two Favorite Hockey Players&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Shaq Be Like...&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Odds &amp; Ends&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;SI is always on the lookout for High School Athlete of the Month&amp;nbsp;nominees. Here's how you can nominate someone ... I hope the Cubs win it all just for this fan ... &amp;nbsp;The &lt;strong&gt;Robin Lopez-Pierre T. Pelican&lt;/strong&gt; feud is still going strong, while the&lt;strong&gt; Ty Lawson-Steph Curry&lt;/strong&gt; one is just beginning ... The Rugby World Cup is in England this year and no one there understands the sport ... This couple had to bail from a wedding last minute and were charged $75 for the no-show&amp;nbsp;... A look at the past five years of fall TV failures ... The 50 best horror films of all time ...&amp;nbsp;Burger King will start selling Whopper Wine in Spain ... &lt;strong&gt;Donald Trump&lt;/strong&gt; with a manbun ... So this story about marathon cheater &lt;strong&gt;Kip Litton&lt;/strong&gt; is a few years old but easily the best thing I read all week. It's long but I couldn't put it down.&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Best Video Bombs of 2014-15 NBA Season&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I thoroughly enjoyed this.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Air Force vs. Navy&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The guy from the Air Force who asked Taylor Swift on a date dropped a great diss track against Navy. The teams face off this weekend. (H/T BroBible)\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Speaking&amp;nbsp;of T-Swift&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Please Bring &lt;em&gt;1st and Ten&lt;/em&gt; Back!&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It KILLS me that HBO won't put &lt;em &gt;1st and Ten&lt;/em&gt; on HBO Go or On Demand or something. I'm considering a Change.org petition to get it to air the show. If anyone else has seen it, let me know what you thought of it in the comments section.&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Click here for previous versions of Hot Clicks, and visit our&amp;nbsp;Extra Mustard Page&amp;nbsp;throughout each day for more offbeat sports stories and the latest Cheerleader of the Week gallery. Also check out the&amp;nbsp;SwimDaily&amp;nbsp;Page&amp;nbsp;for the latest updates and&amp;nbsp;Instagram&amp;nbsp;pictures of models who have appeared in our issues.&lt;/em&gt;\r\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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