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"&lt;img alt=\"0715_joel_osteen_Splash\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/07/15/0715-joel-osteen-splash-3.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Someone needs to tan &lt;strong&gt;Joel Osteen&lt;/strong&gt;'s hide ... or at least his chest, because the guy who provides holy inspiration to millions is downright pasty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joel was vacationing in Hawaii with his fam ... taking in a little paddle boarding.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The 50-year-old pastor -- who prayed with &lt;strong&gt;Nik Wallenda&lt;/strong&gt; before and after he traversed the Grand Canyon on a highwire last month -- looked pretty fit.&amp;#160; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He just needs a little sun to distinguish himself from the Holy Ghost.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some kayaking lessons wouldn't hurt either, Rev. Just sayin' ... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt=\"0715_joel_osteen_kayak_Splash\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/07/15/0715-joel-osteen-kayak-splash-3.jpg\" /&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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