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"FacebookPinterest\n\nListen up, high-level TV dudes: Ladies have eyes, too. They\u2019re located approximately twelve inches above the chest pillows you love so. Plus, we watch a metric shit-ton of television. Seventeen percent more than you, actually. Put yourself in our sometimes uncomfortable shoes and consider what it would be like to see your private bits splashed on the small screen like fifteen times a night every night but hardly ever get to see the male form. I suggest we introduce a new kind of on-screen nakedness and call it side dick. You know, oblong glimpses at the ol\u2019 twig and berries. Just throw some banana hammocks on the true detectives. Or the dudes of Sterling Cooper, after they acquire the highly valuable Speedo account. I\u2019d even take an &amp;quot;Oops, I didn\u2019t know we were rolling&amp;quot; split second of trou-less Wolf Blitzer. (You just know he unbuckles during commercial breaks.) Think of it as tit for tat. Or rather: tit for dick.\n\n Related:  The 16 Most Important Moments in Naked TV History"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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