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"  Specifications are for the weak and timid!  This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if Iam to do battle with this code!  You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you\u2019ve read it in theoriginal Klingon.  Indentation?! \u2013 I will show you how to indent when I indent yourskull!  What is this talk of \u2018release\u2019? Klingons do not make software\u2018releases\u2019. Our software \u2018escapes\u2019 leaving a bloody trail ofdesigners and quality assurance people in its wake.  Klingon function calls do not have \u2018parameters\u2019 \u2013 they have\u2018arguments\u2019 \u2013 and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.  Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle theweak.  I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Lethcontest. They will not concern us again.  A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!  By filing this SPR you have challenged the honor of my family.Prepare to die!  You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where youstand!  Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it!Ship it, and let them flee like the dogs they are!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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