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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Marcin Gortat's Wild World&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u200B&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;\u200BMarcin Gortat &lt;/strong&gt;is having a great offseason. He went shopping with a pig in Poland, signed a $60 million deal to stay in Washington and made his broadcasting debut on NBC 4.&amp;nbsp;I decided to do some reporting on Gortat (translation: checking out his Instagram) and discovered a treasure trove of great pics.&amp;nbsp;I created the gallery above of my favorites.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Pro Wrestlers Wearing Fanny Packs&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A photo of &lt;strong&gt;Dwayne&lt;/strong&gt; \"The Rock\" &lt;strong&gt;Johnson&lt;/strong&gt; rocking a fanny pack from his early days in WWE&amp;nbsp;is quickly making its way around the web. Complex, in a clear bid for the Pulitzer, found all the pro wrestling fanny pack pics it could find for this slideshow.&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;50 Most Valuable Franchises In Sports&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Forbes put out its list of the 50 most valuable sports franchises and the top 10 was heavy on NFL teams and&amp;nbsp;European soccer.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Lovely Lady Round Up&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Amanda Hinchcliffe&lt;/strong&gt; is yet another Australian model who deserves a look ...&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Anastasia Ashley &lt;/strong&gt;has a new photo shoot out for Revolve Clothing ...&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong&gt;Lisalla Montenegro&lt;/strong&gt;, the wife of &lt;strong&gt;C.J. Wilson,&lt;/strong&gt; has a new photo shoot out for Macy's.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;A Tale Of Two Flights&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Yasiel Puig &lt;/strong&gt;may have disappointed in his first All-Star Game, but that did not deter him from enjoying a private jet party to Miami.&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong&gt;Mark Calcavecchia&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;is certainly jealous. The pro golfer will be forced to miss the British Open because his American Airlines flight was cancelled and he can't get there in time.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Luke Scott's Korean Adventure&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;After nine seasons in the big leagues, &lt;strong&gt;Luke Scott &lt;/strong&gt;decided to take his talents to Korea and play for SK Wyverns. That experiment can officially be &amp;nbsp;deemed a failure as Scott was fired by the team after calling his manager a \"coward\" and a \"liar\" during a heated exchange.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Don't Try To Catch Giancarlo Stanton's Home Runs With Your Bare Hand&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey @Giancarlo818 thanks, I forgot to bring my mit pic.twitter.com/UmI2PXoXk8\r\n\u2014 Jordan Jacobson (@JJacobson13) July 15, 2014\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Odds &amp;amp; Ends&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Forty stylish urinals from around the world ...&amp;nbsp;The 13 most depressing lines from &lt;em&gt;Angels in the Outfield&lt;/em&gt; ... A very in-depth look at the collateral damage from &lt;strong&gt;Tom Hanks &lt;/strong&gt;movies ... Sports media alert: Things did not go as planned for former ESPN personality&amp;nbsp;Erik Kuselias ... This guy has written nearly 9% of all Wikipedia articles ... Thirteen inventions to remind you that the future is now.&amp;nbsp;... The Hot Clicks Archives.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Johnny Manziel&amp;nbsp;Wants You To Drive A Nissan&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Johnny Pitchman.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Dogs In Wheelchairs Play Fetch&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is awesome. Not sure what else can be said.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Mike Magee's Day Off&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The former MLS MVP is joined by&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong&gt;Thierry Henry, Michael Bradley,&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong&gt;Bruce Arena&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Hope Solo&lt;/strong&gt; for this spoof of &lt;em&gt;Ferris Bueller's Day Off.&lt;/em&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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