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"&lt;wm:embed type=\"related\"&gt;&lt;/wm:embed&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;apos;s a shrieking bore of a horror flick that&amp;apos;s meant to sex up an anemic genre by casting &lt;a href=\"../../../movies/reviews/x-men-20000714\"&gt;&lt;em&gt;X-Men&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/a&gt;hunk Hugh Jackman as Van Helsing, the vampire hunter from Bram Stoker&amp;apos;s &lt;em&gt;Dracula&lt;/em&gt;. Stephen Sommers, the manic director of both&lt;a href=\"../../../movies/reviews/the-mummy-returns-20010509\"&gt; &lt;em&gt;Mummy&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; movies, has no faith in the story. Desperate to keep goosing the audience, he throws in Frankenstein, the Wolf Man and three of Dracula&amp;apos;s bloodsucking brides. I&amp;apos;m surprised he didn&amp;apos;t give Van Helsing a shot at Osama bin Laden. More, more, more adds up to less, less, less.&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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