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" If you&amp;#039;ve ever been in the market for a new home, you know that the sales photos can often be misleading, thanks to professional photographers with wide-angle lenses and fancy room staging companies. But now a new blog is shining a light on the hilariously awful and bizarre side of realtor photography (toilets in the kitchen, mattresses floating in the backyard pool) found on home sales sites around the world. Even better: British digital manager Andy Donaldson, the man behind the blog, adds his pithy, laugh-out-loud commentary to each unflattering image. Below, a few of our favorite recent posts:  &amp;quot;Oh don&amp;#039;t mind Baxter. It means he likes you.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Best make an early start if you want to reach the sofa before sundown.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;The owners have had to take every precaution with what they call the Hannibal Lecter of Wardrobes.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Elements of this property were recently added by an imaginative 5-year-old child.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Relax, it&amp;#039;s just a really creepy doll with a creepy doll all of its own. Oh, and a shotgun.&amp;quot; See more at TerribleRealEstateAgentPhotos.com. This story originally appeared on CountryLiving.com More from Country Living: \u2022 33 Easy Summer Desserts \u2022 101 Bedroom Designs You&amp;#039;ll Love \u2022 The 50 Best Ways to Use Mason Jars "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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