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"\n\nWe&amp;#39;ve all been there. We&amp;#39;ve all discovered that our ex-partner or ex-crush has firmly moved on and is in the arms of another. Sometimes through a mutual friend, but usually on social media, which allows for endless \u2014 and probably unhealthy \u2014 social-stalking. But what happens when that unrequited love moves on into the arms of someone whose life seems exponentially better than yours? Our friends at New York Magazine&amp;#39;s The Cut provided us with a hilarious recap when this exact situation happened to one woman, a writer named Marian Bull. &amp;quot;She&amp;#39;s so pretty,&amp;quot; cries Marian, while scrolling through her smartphone.&amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s like her skin is made of silk that has lots of sun rays woven into it. I&amp;#39;m sure she&amp;#39;s a really nice person,&amp;quot; she continues. \n\nThrough a fit of laughter, and probably some tears, Marian does manage to find some faults: &amp;quot;She makes really mediocre watercolor paintings.&amp;quot; But when she finds out that she&amp;#39;s a model, Marian nearly loses it. &amp;quot;She&amp;#39;s a model, and I&amp;#39;m just sitting here in my sh*tty apartment. Our heat doesn&amp;#39;t even work. I bet her heat works.&amp;quot; \n\nThe thing is, you don&amp;#39;t usually need heat in California, and this pretty, somewhat artistically inclined, sometime-model, new girlfriend, lives in California, so she doesn&amp;#39;t even need heat.  \n\nMarian ends with: &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m definitely not going to get invited to their wedding.&amp;quot; No, Marian, you probably won&amp;#39;t \u2014 but we&amp;#39;d love to have you at ours. \n\nRelated:  Facebook Just Made a Tool to Erase Your Ex\n\nCheck out Teen Vogue\u2019s February issue cover star, Amandla Stenberg.\n\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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