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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The King's Big Night&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; LeBron James :: AP Photo/J Pat Carter&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LeBron James&lt;/strong&gt; poured in a career-high 61 points last night as the Heat cruised to a 124-107 victory over the Bobcats.\u00A0Miami forward\u00A0&lt;strong&gt;Shane Battier&lt;/strong&gt; summed up the night perfectly with a quote I don't completely understand:\u00A0\u201DThis is what the yogis talk about, about reaching that alternate level of consciousness.\u201D Meanwhile in New York, the Knicks are reaching an alternate level of awful\u00A0and fans of all ages are not happy about it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dancing Rob Ryans Hit New Orleans&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's Mardi Gras and New Orleans is celebrating. Among the revelers is\u00A0Saints defensive coordinator &lt;strong&gt;Rob Ryan&lt;/strong&gt;, who is slated to be\u00A0grand marshal for the Krewe of Argus parade today. The coach already got a shout out in The Big Easy during last Friday's Le Krewe D'Etat parade with a caravan of Ryan look-alikes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u00A0&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dumb Baseball Injury of the Day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Angels infielder &lt;strong&gt;Ian Stewart&lt;/strong&gt; was scratched from the lineup yesterday after being hit in the nose while \"messing around with daughter.\" This is another in a long line of bizarre baseball injuries, many of which we tracked in this handy photo gallery.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lovely Lady Of The Day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ariel Meredith&lt;/strong&gt; is one of my favorite SI Swimsuit models (translation: she's nice to me) and is now dating Giants receiver &lt;strong&gt;Hakeem Nicks&lt;/strong&gt;. Check out her 2014 swimsuit photos and this memorable GIF from 2013 that never got the credit it deserved.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;History of World Cup Soccer Balls&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This GIF shows every World Cup soccer ball since 1930.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The 20 Best College Basketball Bench Celebrations&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lost Letterman ranks the NCAA's best benches\u00A0and their \"delightfully over-the-top reactions.\"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;SI Vault Photo of the Day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Jim Palmer :: AP&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's National Pancake Day (free pancakes at IHOP!) and, as luck would have it, I have a photo of former Orioles ace Jim Palmer enjoying a big stack.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Odds and Ends&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Extra Mustard looks at bad mascot behavior and its legal consequences ...\u00A0Time.com profiled MMA fighter\u00A0&lt;strong&gt;Ann Osman&lt;/strong&gt;, who is Asian, female and Muslim ... Mandatory has a complex breakdown of the different types of sports fans ... This was an ugly sequence from Pistons guard &lt;strong&gt;Brandon Jennings&lt;/strong&gt; ... &lt;strong&gt;Bill Cosby&lt;/strong&gt; wore a really tight Oregon jersey yesterday ...\u00A0Dodgers rookie\u00A0&lt;strong&gt;Hyun-Jin Ryu r&lt;/strong&gt;eally likes his Ramen Noodles ... Former pro wrestler &lt;strong&gt;Bill\u00A0Goldberg&lt;/strong&gt; has a goat named Goatberg\u00A0...\u00A0Bruce Springsteen and E Street Band will headline a free Final Four music festival.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Stephen Curry vs. Mark Jackson&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Warriors coach and his best player engage\u00A0in a shooting contest held after the team\u2019s practice in Indianapolis on Monday.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;33 Simpsons Impressions in 5 Minutes&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Voice actor\u00A0&lt;strong&gt;Brock Baker&lt;/strong&gt;\u00A0nails it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How to Make Jabari Parkers&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In Monday's A.M. Clicks, we told you about Duke freshman &lt;strong&gt;Jabari Parker&lt;/strong&gt; passing out his trademark \"Jabari Bars\" to\u00A0fans tenting in Krzyzewskiville. Here is a video of him making the bars.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Price is Right Showdown&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Two pregnant women named Lisa face off at the wheel. (HT Guyism)\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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