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"\"&lt;p&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT FACE=\\\"New York\\\"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Summer Jobs \\u2026 Summer Good, Summer Bad.&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;\\/B&gt;&lt;P&gt; &lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;\\/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT FACE=\\\"Times\\\"&gt;&lt;P&gt;\\t&lt;\\/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT FACE=\\\"New York\\\"&gt; Well, it\\u2019s that time of year again, when the snow starts melting and Dad starts in about your non-job-having ass. And for once he might have a point. With season passes costing as much as an import car, you\\u2019ll have to start saving soon. But don\\u2019t worry, friend, you\\u2019re not alone in your job hunt\\u2013the Interns are here to help.&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;\\tLike the garbage in Dresser\\u2019s office, once a year we\\u2019re thrown out of the building. While the &amp;#8220;real&amp;#8221; staff is off vacationing in Bora-Bora, we scurry in search of jobs that will pay us enough to afford our rent next season while we do all the work at the magazine\\u2013&lt;I&gt;for free&lt;\\/I&gt;. This year, we decided to sit down and make a list of jobs we\\u2019d love to get\\u2013and ones to avoid at all costs. Some of which we thought you\\u2013John and Jane Shredinski\\u2013might find useful in your quest for summer employment.    &lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;P&gt;Try To Get &lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Pool cleaner\\u2013&lt;\\/B&gt;Playboy Mansion.&lt;B&gt; &lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Practice body\\u2013&lt;\\/B&gt;Massage school.&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;P&gt;Oil applier\\u2013&lt;\\/B&gt;Calvin Klein underwear photo-shoot.&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;P&gt;Roadie\\u2013&lt;\\/B&gt;Mot\\u00f6rhead.&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;P&gt;Baggage handler\\u2013&lt;\\/B&gt;United Airlines.&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;P&gt;Pipe digger\\u2013&lt;\\/B&gt;Mt. Hood summer camp.&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;\\/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT FACE=\\\"Times\\\"&gt;&lt;\\/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT FACE=\\\"New York\\\"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Photo intern\\u2013&lt;\\/B&gt;&lt;I&gt;Rolling Stone.&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;\\/I&gt;&lt;\\/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT FACE=\\\"Times\\\"&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;P&gt;\\u00a0&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;\\/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT FACE=\\\"New York\\\"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Try To Avoid&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Tank cleaner\\u2013&lt;\\/B&gt;Sewage treatment plant.&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;P&gt;Cleanup boy\\/girl\\u2013&lt;\\/B&gt;JoJo\\u2019s Massage Emporium.&lt;B&gt; &lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Oil remover\\u2013&lt;\\/B&gt;Rush Limbaugh\\u2019s back.&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;P&gt;Roadie\\u2013&lt;\\/B&gt;Michael Jackson (especially those under the age of fifteen).&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;P&gt;Bag handler\\u2013&lt;\\/B&gt;Keith Richard\\u2019s face.&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;P&gt;Gravedigger\\u2013&lt;\\/B&gt;Local cemetery.&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;P&gt;Any intern position\\u2013&lt;\\/B&gt;&lt;I&gt;TransWorld SNOWboarding.&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;\\/I&gt;&lt;\\/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT FACE=\\\"Times\\\"&gt;&lt;P&gt;\\u00a0&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;\\u00a0&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;\\u00a0&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;\\u00a0&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;\\u00a0&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;\\u00a0&lt;\\/P&gt;&lt;\\/B&gt;&lt;\\/FONT&gt;&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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