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"There&amp;#39;s been quite a bit of hubbub about Google+, the latest effort by the big G to get into the social networking game. But since only a handful of peeps (apparently, mostly dudes) were lucky enough to score access to things like circles early, the rest of us will have to have to settle for Facebook and Twitter. But oh what delicious material we have to work with, especially when it comes to Facebook&amp;#39;s status updates.\nPinterestFacebookPassive aggressive status updates on Facebook entertain me to no end. Are you tickled by them as well? I&amp;#39;ve noticed quite an increase in these goodies lately and I&amp;#39;m positive the summer heat is to blame. We&amp;#39;ve cooked up a list of some of the best passive aggressive updates&amp;#8212;we&amp;#39;ll also let you know hot to deal with em:\n\nA friend posts this: &amp;quot;Been playing F**k You&amp;#39; by Cee Lo on repeat all day. DON&amp;#39;T ask.&amp;quot;\n\nWhat he or she really means: &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m pissed off and I really do want you to ask me so I can vent.&amp;quot;\nWhat you should do: If you&amp;#39;re feeling naughty, you could say, &amp;quot;OMG! I love that song, too!&amp;quot; If you&amp;#39;re feeling generous, send the person a private message.\n\nA friend posts this: &amp;quot;Well, that was interesting.&amp;quot;\n\nWhat he or she really means: &amp;quot;I can&amp;#39;t believe what just happened. I wish someone would ask me about this so I could tell them without calling too much attention to myself.&amp;quot;\nWhat you should do: If you&amp;#39;re feeling naughty you might say, &amp;quot;It sure was!&amp;quot; If you&amp;#39;re feeling generous, ask the person if everything&amp;#39;s OK via private message.\n\nA friend posts this: &amp;quot;Thanks to all my REAL friends who remembered to say happy bday yesterday.&amp;quot;\n\nWhat he or she really means: &amp;quot;I can&amp;#39;t believe only 532 of my 798 friends acknowledged my birthday. How rude!&amp;quot;\nWhat you should do: Nothing. If you&amp;#39;re feeling extremely generous (and if you didn&amp;#39;t already), you could comment &amp;quot;Happy birthday!&amp;quot; in response.\n\nA friend posts this: &amp;quot;\u2026&amp;quot;\n\nWhat he or she really means: &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m bored.&amp;quot; It&amp;#39;s also similar to #2 so proceed accordingly.\nWhat you should do: If you&amp;#39;re feeling especially naughty, you could &amp;quot;like&amp;quot; this status. If you&amp;#39;re feeling generous, send a private message.\n\nA friend posts this: &amp;quot;Hmm, looks like I&amp;#39;ll be doing the dishes again. Thanks for being SO helpful, hon!&amp;quot;\n\nWhat he or she really means: &amp;quot;My partner is lazy and I want everyone to know it!&amp;quot;\nWhat you should do: Nothing. Let the lovers squabble amongst themselves. If you&amp;#39;re feeling naughty, though you could say something like &amp;quot;Dishpan hands are HAWT.&amp;quot;\nDo your friends post lots of passive aggressive Facebook status updates? How do you respond to them? Or maybe you just ignore them?\nMore on technology and romance\u2026\n\nHilarious Must-Follow Blog: To My Husband\n\n\nDating Men: It&amp;#39;s National Cell Phone Courtesy Month!\n\n\nThis Is Going to be an Awkward Fourth of July: A Couple Funny (and Kinda Dirty) E-Cards to Send\n\nMore Ways to Get Glamour:\nNEW! Now You Can Read Glamour on Flipboard!\nVisit ShopGlamour.com for cute stuff starting at just $10!\nDownload Glamour Magazine for your iPad--print subscribers, it&amp;#39;s now part of your subscription plan!\nEnter the latest Glamour sweepstakes!\nFollow us on Twitter.\nPhoto: Jupiter Images"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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