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" D.I.S.C.O! In a suitably woolly theme, The X Factor is pulling on its legwarmers and scrunchies for &amp;#039;Disco Week&amp;#039;. And after a peep at the song sheet, that seems to translate as &amp;#039;Any song from the 1970s-90s with a funky tune&amp;#039;. Where&amp;#039;s Louis&amp;#039; little rule book when you need it? So join Digital Spy from 8pm as we pop open a WKD and get into the groove for the fourth live show...    21:47Don&amp;#039;t forget to leave your comments at the bottom of the page, and join us back here at 8pm tomorrow night to see who will be hanging up their platform booties. Night, all!   21:46Time to put your lycra away, that&amp;#039;s the end of Disco Week! Who do you think will be dancefloor champ, and who will be left sweeping up the party poppers at the end of the night? That&amp;#039;s our way of asking you who you thought sang well and who will be in the bottom two tomorrow...   21:44&amp;quot;And that is it!&amp;quot; proclaims Dermot, confirming that there will be &amp;quot;no Flash Vote from here on in&amp;quot;. Hmm, slightly contradictory to The X Factor man saying that the new twist was just &amp;quot;having a rest&amp;quot;, then. I think we can safely say we will never ever hear &amp;quot;Flash...AHHH&amp;quot; ever again. Wahey!   21:41&amp;quot;Yummy Mummy&amp;quot; is not a phrase we ever want to hear Louis say!   21:41Hearing Gary Barlow say he was wrong never gets old.    21:39Sam is taking on &amp;#039;No More Tears (Enough is Enough)&amp;#039; by Barbara Streisand and Donna Summer and is looking - if you don&amp;#039;t mind us saying - FIT.   21:37Sharon without make-up! SHARON WITHOUT MAKE-UP! There should have been a continuity warning of &amp;#039;Scenes of an upsetting nature&amp;#039; after the last ad break.   21:36It&amp;#039;s now time for Great Britain&amp;#039;s Celine Dion\u2026if Celine ever worked in a Leicestershire prison.   21:33Introducing Sam Bailey, Dermot confuses Gartree Prison for Garfield Prison. Is that like a cattery for ginger moggies?   21:32Nicole thinks Hannah&amp;#039;s performance was &amp;quot;funk&amp;quot;, &amp;quot; funky&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;funking&amp;quot;. At least half of those aren&amp;#039;t words.    21:30Sharon took the words out of our fingers... For once, Hannah&amp;#039;s smiling!   21:29Up next is Hannah Barrett, who&amp;#039;s belting out Jocelyn Brown&amp;#039;s &amp;#039;Somebody Else&amp;#039;s Guy&amp;#039;. She has a bit of get up and go about her this week, which makes a pleasant change!   21:27Sam&amp;#039;s dad is taking Gary ON! We&amp;#039;d make a speedy exit out of the stage door tonight if we were you, Gary, to avoid running into Sam&amp;#039;s scary pa in the car park.   21:26Caroline is interviewing Sam Callahan&amp;#039;s arms backstage, in this terrible timewasting vehicle, which currently is proving to be a big ad for TalkTalk.   21:18Nicholas is limper than a bit of wet lettuce leaf. Apart from Scotland, who the heck is voting for him?    21:17The only rocking we want to think of Nicholas doing is on a wooden toy horse. We don&amp;#039;t want him to be &amp;quot;naughty&amp;quot;, Sharon, he&amp;#039;s a child!   21:16Up now is little Leon McElderry, aka Nicholas McDonald! The lit-up box and half-dressed ladies are doing nothing for Nick, who is somehow managing to look even younger than he did three months ago! Is he the Benjamin Button of The X Factor?   21:14The Disco imps have got into our computer, and they&amp;#039;ve had a bit too much fizzy pop. But we&amp;#039;re still here, and we&amp;#039;re still doing the Saturday Night Fever moves...   21:01 Rough Copy got it spot on! #XFactor \u2014 Tinchy Stryder (@TinchyStryder) November 2, 2013     21:00Sharon not only loves &amp;quot;the Michael Jackson socks&amp;quot;, but says she had to listen to them sing that for two hours straight through the wall yesterday which drove her mad. You can tell she&amp;#039;s not used to living in a terraced house/flat...   20:58Nicole Scherzinger&amp;#039;s been nicking Louis&amp;#039; phrases, claiming: &amp;quot;You made it your own!&amp;quot;. Surely she has to pay Lou Lou some royalties for saying that?    20:57Rough Copy can give a corking performance, but by cripes they can&amp;#039;t dress themselves! When have sequinned or pleather harem trousers ever been a good idea?   20:56We can&amp;#039;t name any of them, but we can tell you they&amp;#039;re giving a pretty fine performance of &amp;#039;September&amp;#039; by Earth, Wind and Fire.   20:55Gary then Skypes them from Afghanistan like they&amp;#039;re his Army wives.   20:54Rough Copy say they need to be &amp;quot;sweet but street&amp;quot;, before causing utter havoc with a fruit bowl. ROCK AND ROLL!   20:52Who&amp;#039;s going to be downloading Sam&amp;#039;s version of &amp;#039;Relight My Fire&amp;#039; in the ad break, then? Anyone? Anyone at all?   20:47Louis says he &amp;quot;came out fighting&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;gave it 100%&amp;quot;, and yet again says he&amp;#039;s one of the hardest workers on the show. Yap yap yap. Come on Walsh, let&amp;#039;s face it, Sam would always be the one standing on the far right in a boyband.   20:46Sam has been scraping through this on his looks, and his days surely must be numbered! He can&amp;#039;t really sing, and he&amp;#039;s only comparably good-looking next to Luke and l&amp;#039;il Nick.    20:44What is more cringeworthy - the singing or the choreography in this? Both are offensive to our eyes!   20:43Gary Barlow has been left - understandably - open-mouthed at this abomination of &amp;#039;Relight My Fire&amp;#039;. Like we all are.   20:42Sam has been working really hard on his vocals this week, as we can see with this kickabout.   20:41Next up is Sam Callahan, blatantly promoting a bit of YouView in his sadface VT.   20:41Of Tamera&amp;#039;s rendition of Rose Royce&amp;#039;s &amp;#039;Wishing on a Star&amp;#039;, Nicole says &amp;quot;Melted butter was all over the velvet&amp;quot;. You&amp;#039;ll be wanting to take that to the dry cleaners, love.   20:39Tamera Foster (or &amp;#039;Tamara&amp;#039; as Sharon insisted on calling her last week is just too good. Too ruddy good. Sharon&amp;#039;s not only now nailed her name, but she&amp;#039;s a dead cert to win this shebang... Right?    20:36Scherzy and The Girls have gone all Starlight Express with their rollerskates. Patrick Robinson did that on Strictly last week and then fell over, knackered his wrist and ended up in the bottom two! Bad omen?   20:34We hoped we never had to see Souli Roots ever again! But after that vision in orange, we can&amp;#039;t help but think she should definitely have gone through as a Wagner.   20:31 This is the first series of #XFactor where I&amp;#039;ve prayed for MORE adverts \u2014 Katie Weasel (@KatieWeasel) November 2, 2013     20:27Louis says that visually, Kingsland Road were fantastic. We&amp;#039;re saying NOTHING.    20:25They&amp;#039;re taking on The Jackson 5. &amp;#039;Don&amp;#039;t blame it on the sunshine, don&amp;#039;t blame it on the moonlight, don&amp;#039;t blame it on the good times - blame it on the hideous hair and lairy shirts...&amp;#039;   20:24It&amp;#039;s like they&amp;#039;ve popped off the boyband production line and out from behind that sliding door!   20:23Now it&amp;#039;s hairy, shirty, forehead, hat and quiff! Time for every pre-pubescent girls&amp;#039; dream... Kingsland Road!   20:22YES! &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re a little Johnny Depp!&amp;quot; screams Louis, in the week where Luke has probably looked the least like Johnny Depp.   20:21 #XFactor those leggins look good on this lass \u2014 bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) November 2, 2013     20:19Anyway, the funky music has pumped a bit of life into the scraggy-haired one, who actually made that performance something interesting, and watchable! Amazing!    20:19No-one has ever or will ever pull off an embellished waistcoat. Or gold shoes, for that matter.   20:18Taking on Wild Cherry&amp;#039;s &amp;#039;Play that Funky Music&amp;#039;, Luke Friend has never been more Frankie Cocozza. Or Jamie Afro. Not a good vibe.   20:16And first up is Stig of the Dump, who&amp;#039;s reading about what &amp;#039;Disco&amp;#039; is on Wikipedia.   20:15Fifteen minutes in, and it&amp;#039;s time for a contestant! Is that a record so far this series?   20:12&amp;quot;We&amp;#039;ve seen how the master does it...&amp;quot; Dermot says of Nile Rodgers and the weird, topsy turvy structure of this ep. Dermot&amp;#039;s a better spin doctor than Andy Coulson!    20:09Although according to an official X Factor bod, the Flash Vote is currently just &amp;quot;having a rest&amp;quot;. That&amp;#039;s exactly the sort of thing you tell a kid when their goldfish is floating upside down in a tank.   20:08If you haven&amp;#039;t heard already, the alleged reason we&amp;#039;re hearing the sweet tones of Nile and Chic is that the Flash (AHHHH) Vote has done a Brian Friedman. After staying a few weeks, it&amp;#039;s been deemed too naff and been given the heave-ho.   20:07And inexplicably, Nile Rodgers and Chic have played him in.   20:05Well it&amp;#039;s been a long time coming, but it hasn&amp;#039;t half been worth the wait. Dermot is once again strutting his funky stuff. Thank you, Disco Gods!  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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