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"Andi may have acted torn all over Belgium last night, but we all knew where this episode was going: Brian, Dylan, and Chris had the stink of dead men walking from minute one. Dead men walking in accessories, that is...\nBiggest fashion surge: gauzy scarves\nPinterestFacebookI know scarves are nothing new around here, but for crying out loud, boys, break it up a bit. If there&amp;#39;s six of you and you&amp;#39;re traveling in a pack, let&amp;#39;s try to keep the neckwear quotient under 50 percent. You are the walking embodiment of Charles Dickens Spark Notes.\nBest tiny ponytail: Dylan\nPinterestFacebook&amp;quot;Isn&amp;#39;t that the guy from the gas station who always lingers a little too long?&amp;quot; &amp;#8212; Everyone in America, looking at Dylan&amp;#39;s scrawny half-up situation\nInstant A-hole award: Nick\nPinterestFacebookNick has always been a little cantankerous, but last night you could watch him launch his act two on this show as the worst person ever. He layered up, assumed cocky body language in the power seat (next to Chris Harrison), and started talking incessantly about himself/shooting ultra-smug looks at everyone for no real reason. I think maybe he&amp;#39;s not built to be a Wes-like villain, though, since later in the episode he cried while still spouting meanness, like a broken doll.\nGetting-old award: Sofa sessions\nPinterestFacebookSure, these hotels they stay in are sweet, but I bet the #1 thing these guys can&amp;#39;t wait to do when they get home is SIT ON A COUCH ALONE, DAMMIT.\nIckiest stunt: Nick, obviously\nPinterestFacebookABC clearly arranged for Nick to just obtain access to Andi&amp;#39;s hotel room at the desk, but ABC still shouldn&amp;#39;t give the basement dwellers in this world this idea.\nMost overused move: The street makeout\nPinterestFacebookThere&amp;#39;s nary a stone wall or lamppost left in Belgium Andi hasn&amp;#39;t made out against. I feel like the back of her head got really flat during this trip.\nBest new thing: Geese on parade\nPinterestFacebookBachelor producers, listen to me closely: Next time you&amp;#39;re plotting some scenario in which hapless suitors sing with former legends, dress up like liver-spotted old folks, or mime, tear up everything you&amp;#39;re working on and replace it with a goose parade. It&amp;#39;s really the greatest thing I&amp;#39;ve ever seen on this show.\nWorst kiss of the night: This\nPinterestFacebookGonna go ahead and say this was unplanned. Raise your hand if you&amp;#39;re in a long-term relationship and you&amp;#39;ve never kissed your significant other&amp;#39;s nose. Right. Extra awkwardness points for the editing of this scene, which contained more Power Point special effects (fade together! Ken Burns!) than a ninth-grade social studies presentation.\nMost American move: Private concert dance\nPinterestFacebook&amp;#39;Scuse me, &amp;#39;scuse me, comin&amp;#39; through, Belgium. Some Americans are about to bring their date here and we&amp;#39;ll need them to dance at least two and a half feet above the rest of you, OK? And, yes, we brought our own fireworks for later. USA!\nMost forced: The pottery scene\nPinterestFacebookWe&amp;#39;re at a monastery. Now we&amp;#39;re just outside the the monastery, making pots. Now we&amp;#39;re back at the monastery. We didn&amp;#39;t finish the pots. I appreciate the efforts of whichever producer dug deep into his VHS collection and watched Ghost over the weekend, but this just didn&amp;#39;t come together for me.\nWeirdest sight if you&amp;#39;re a monk at work: Nick pouting in your yard\nPinterestFacebook&amp;quot;Brother Frank, come here. Check out this moody weirdo. What&amp;#39;s he...is he kicking up grass? And what&amp;#39;s with that scarf? I mean, I know I&amp;#39;m wearing a robe and a rope, but...&amp;quot;\nEnough-is-enough award: Dylan talking\nPinterestFacebookDylan, are you talking? Or are you constantly humming through a mouthful of candy corn? NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOU&amp;#39;RE SAYING.\nBest facial reaction: Andi, whenever someone says he&amp;#39;s falling in love with her\nPinterestFacebookAD digs and digs and digs for the &amp;quot;I can definitely say...&amp;quot; moment and then looks impishly surprised whenever she gets it.\nBest Downton moment: this\nPinterestFacebookThe producer who loves Downton &amp;gt; the producer who loves Ghost. I only wish this journey would have led to the Dowager Countess eviscerating the format and each of its players. &amp;quot;What is an...overnight date?&amp;quot;\nSecond-best facial reaction: Andi, talking to Chris before the rose ceremony\nPinterestFacebookI actually thought Chris was going home when he started discussing his hometown&amp;#8212;&amp;quot;tiny place, middle of nowhere, more cows than people, probably take you four or five connections and a hayride to get to&amp;quot;&amp;#8212;and Andi&amp;#39;s face just took on this faraway air of &amp;quot;Yeah, I so don&amp;#39;t feel like going to a farm next week.&amp;quot;\nBest kiss: Josh saying goodbye to Brian\nPinterestFacebookC&amp;#39;mere, you.\nGoodbye to Brian and Dylan...I was sorry to see Brian go. He seemed like the most normal of the bunch, if only because he wears mesh shorts while relaxing in a hotel room. But we&amp;#39;ll always have his tweets, which demonstrate he&amp;#39;s on the same page as we are...\nhttps://twitter.com/Coach_Osborne/statuses/483763275943784448"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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