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" You are probably never going to feel the same about borrowing a guy&amp;amp;#8217;s phone after reading this. New app Condom Size has been spotted in the App Store, and well&amp;amp;#133;.tool puns are just begging to be made. Because the app helps a guy measure the length, girth, and necessary condom size for his little (or not) Mr. Happy. And yeah, the iPhone is the ruler. Check out the instructions for how to measure length: Ack, right? Girth is a little more complicated. Men will need to use a piece of string to gauge their circumference, then compare the string to their phone. It seems some guys are pretty into this, judging by the lone review I spotted giving the app &amp;quot;5 stars for having the balls to put this out&amp;quot; (heh) and sharing his own measurements. However, the most interesting part is of course not the measuring--any self-obsessed dude with a ruler can figure this out--but the results. Once a guy enters his measurements, the app will give him his results, including a recommended condom brand but also...his world ranking according to penis girth and length! A 100% by the way, is not a perfect score, but a perfectly average ranking. Any below is less than average, anything above is bragging rights, I guess. Upon sharing this news, our lovely Lindy wondered if men would find they are mistaken about their size like women do with their bras. Inspired by the quest for a man&amp;#x27;s true size, we hereby submit our idea for a reality show that&amp;#x27;s the male version of Double Divas in case a channel like Spike TV is interested. Call us, TV execs. We&amp;#x27;re willing to do the dirty work. Happy weekend/measuring! Has your guy ever wanted to measure? Be honest, are you kind of curious as to where he falls on the world chart? More about his member: *In Case You&amp;#x27;re Wondering, Here&amp;#x27;s Where The Men With The Biggest Penises Live *The Saucy Statistic That Will Have You Looking at Men&amp;amp;#8217;s Hands for the Rest of the Day *Does Size Really Matter? 4 Ways a Small Penis Can Totally Rock Your World"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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