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"In cased you missed it earlier this week, the Kardashians released their annual Christmas card/family portrait/photoshop masterpiece. Yes, the family is based in sunny Los Angeles, but they clearly had a classic, white Christmas on their mind. Considering the holidays are the one thing this unconventional family is traditional about (well, as traditional as they can be), it makes me wonder why they haven&amp;#x27;t taken their love of the holidays to the next level&amp;amp;#8212;perhaps by recording their own Christmas carol (or karol, if you will)? It may be too late to make it happen in 2012, but I, for one, am looking forward to the 2013 release of Now THAT&amp;#x27;S What I Kall a Kardashian Khristmas, featuring hits like... &amp;quot;Kardashing Through the Show&amp;quot; (sung to the tune of &amp;quot;Jingle Bells&amp;quot;): Kardashing through the show In a snow white Bentley coupe O&amp;#x27;er the Hills we go To film a cameo on E!&amp;#x27;s The Soup When Ryan Seacrest has an idea A business plan so bright What fun it is to record and sing A Khristmas Karol tonight! With&amp;amp;#133; Kris &amp;quot;Kringle&amp;quot; Jenner, &amp;quot;Kringle&amp;quot; Jenner Momager of the year Rob makes socks Kimye shops And Kourtney&amp;#x27;s new baby is here Kris &amp;quot;Kringle&amp;quot; Jenner, &amp;quot;Kringle&amp;quot; Jenner Momager of the year Khlo&amp;amp;#233; loves Lam Kimye goes H*A*M And, Scott, please keep that beard &amp;quot;White Birkin&amp;quot; (to the tune of &amp;quot;White Christmas&amp;quot;): I&amp;#x27;m dreaming of a white Birkin Just like the ones I used to own Where the leather glistens And bankers listen To fashionistas applying for loans I&amp;#x27;m dreaming of a white Birkin With every credit card I swipe May your Herm&amp;amp;#232;s be fancy and bright And may all your Birkins be white And, of course, &amp;quot;What Child is This?&amp;quot; (which does not need to be re-written because with six kids, two grandchildren, and approximately 329058293058 stepsiblings how could you possibly keep all the Kardashian/Jenners straight?) I think we might have a double-platinum album on our hands, but I want to know what you think? Komments are welcome! P.S. BIG shout-out to Michelle Rial and Anna Moeslein for their kontributions to this post! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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