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"Holy cow, I&amp;#x27;m exhausted. What a night. Everyone was so on their game, I felt, and I think that this year, more than any year I can remember, people who deserved to win won. Anyway, let&amp;#x27;s not beat around the gilded bush--let&amp;#x27;s get to the moments. The moments! BEST Tina and Amy&amp;#x27;s monologue. Really: when was the last time you giggled aloud at an awards-show monologue? These two hit the ground running with so-good-you-CAN&amp;#x27;T-be-mad-Kathryn-Bigelow gems like &amp;quot;When it comes to torture, I&amp;#x27;ll trust the woman who spent three years married to James Cameron.&amp;quot; Adele&amp;#x27;s effervescent return. Are you kidding me? She brought her friend, another &amp;quot;new mum,&amp;quot; for a girls&amp;#x27; night out at the Golden Globes. What could be more adorable? I&amp;#x27;ll tell you what. Michael J. Fox&amp;#x27;s &amp;quot;Mr. Golden Globe&amp;quot; son, Sam. Family Ties flashbacks, whaddup. Oh yeah, and Tina telling Taylor Swift to stay away from him. Stellar. Jennifer Lawrence telling Bradley Cooper &amp;quot;you made me better every day.&amp;quot; And her speech in general. Tina &amp;#x27;n&amp;#x27; Amy&amp;#x27;s &amp;quot;seat-fillers.&amp;quot; Anne Hathaway&amp;#x27;s female-bonding speech. Started it with a &amp;quot;Blerg&amp;quot; and filled it out with a true tribute to her competitor. I mean, plenty of people kiss up to their category peers, but waxing passionate on how &amp;quot;the Flying Nun grew up to be Norma Rae&amp;quot;? That&amp;#x27;s genuine magic. Jason Bateman carrying Aziz Ansari. Lena Dunham&amp;#x27;s--and GIRLS&amp;#x27;--big wins. &amp;quot;This award is for every woman who ever felt like there wasn&amp;#x27;t a space for her.&amp;quot; Jodie Foster&amp;#x27;s classy, candid, forward-thinking moment on the stage. What can I say that this perfect tweet from our Lindsey) doesn&amp;#x27;t say better? just rewatched Jodie Foster&amp;#x27;s acceptance speech 4 times, and really there is no better word for it than acceptance. #amazing #GoldenGlobes&amp;amp;mdash; Lindsey Unterberger (@lunterbe) January 14, 2013 The sweetest friggin&amp;#x27; husbands/boyfriends ever everywhere you looked. From Hugh Jackman to Don Cheadle to Ben Affleck, winners worshiping their women was all the rage. And speaking of Ben... Ben Affleck snubs the Academy right back, winning Best Director. The crowd on their feet, his incredulous happiness, Halle Berry looking hot and smug on his behalf--the whole thing was like a high-school-movie in which the underdog turns the tables, and Oscar was the BMOC who got totally burned. All the Les Mis wins. Fun fact: whenever the movie or someone from it collects an award, I tear up with a pride that suggests I birthed the thing myself. It cannot be explained. JESSICA. CHASTAIN. Once in a while things just go how they&amp;#x27;re supposed to go: someone who worked their ass off gets the role of a lifetime, does a breathtaking job, and collects the proper credit in stunning eggshell blue. It&amp;#x27;s so, so satisfying to watch. WORST Maggie Smith not being there to accept her award. I feel like after a year celebrating the Dowager&amp;#x27;s zingers, we wanted this. We needed this. But alas, it was not to be. C&amp;#x27;mere, awards world, you listen closely to what I&amp;#x27;m about to say. DON&amp;#x27;T YOU EVER PLAY OFF JULIANNE MOORE. Tommy Lee Jones Is Not Impressed. It happened a few times. He wasn&amp;#x27;t paying a lick of attention during the musical score winner&amp;#x27;s speech, which probably didn&amp;#x27;t make him unique, but he was in the front. Then came Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell&amp;#x27;s Garth-and-Kat-reminiscent nominees bit. Here was Tommy&amp;#x27;s face during the Hope Springs ditty: Source Also, Tommy--you do know reshoots on Lincoln are finished, right? You can clean up that facial hair now. These supporting-actor categories need to be reorganized so that Ed Harris, who was by all means a ridiculously good John McCain from Game Change, doesn&amp;#x27;t best a season-long star like Max Greenfield, whose Schmidt has straight-up made our lives better. Quentin Tarantino&amp;#x27;s obnoxious best-screenplay acceptance speech. Forget for a minute that he&amp;#x27;s a genius filmmaker. If he was a guy at a party, going on about his &amp;quot;process,&amp;quot; you know you&amp;#x27;d take a big sip of your drink and turn forty-five degrees away from him. No Meryl. &amp;quot;She has the flu, and I hear she&amp;#x27;s amazing in it,&amp;quot; Amy cracked early on. But when the laughter faded, we all still missed the Queen, didn&amp;#x27;t we? Sacha Baron Cohen, I don&amp;#x27;t always get what you&amp;#x27;re up to. That is all. On the whole, kinda not enough Amy and Tina, right? Or am I nuts? I guess this is the first time I&amp;#x27;ve ever missed a host on an awards show, so who can say for sure? What were your best and worst moments of the night? Photo: NBC"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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