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"Jersey Shore&amp;#039;s latest episode was the one we&amp;#039;ve all been waiting for ever since hearing that Snooki had apparently accidentally crashed into a police car during filming in Florence earlier this year.  But before we get to that, tonight&amp;#039;s episode opens with a decidedly dejected Snooki still feeling in a &amp;quot;funk&amp;quot; because of her roommates&amp;#039; concerns over boyfriend Jionni. She gives him a call but he&amp;#039;s not feeling too happy about how &amp;quot;rude&amp;quot; she was the night before. It all ends with him vowing not to come visit her in Italy.   Luckily for Snooki, she can&amp;#039;t dwell on her relationship problems for too long because the roommates are all heading to Riccione on a road trip and it&amp;#039;s the perfect place for her to drown her sorrows in a lot of alcohol.  The girls immediately head to the beach where they do shots at the bar and talk about vaginas so loudly one local man has to ask them to stop. Drunk shopping is up next (&amp;quot;I just spent $400 in Hello Kitty!&amp;quot; laments Snooki) but the fun is starting to dim for JWoww and Sammi who aren&amp;#039;t nearly as drunk as Snooki and Deena and are becoming &amp;quot;sick&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;creeped out&amp;quot; by their merry friends. They decide to part ways with the drunk duo and head back to the hotel, and while Snooki and Deena are initially disappointed, they soon find refuge in &amp;quot;heaven&amp;quot;, otherwise known as a nearby bar/restaurant playing dance music.  Team Meatball is getting drunker by the minute on the empty dance floor evidenced by Snooki running head first into a bush outside then lying on the dance floor with her legs in the air, and Deena dancing so hard her bikini bottoms actually fall off.    The boys have arrived at some point during all this and while they initially seem to have fun watching the girls&amp;#039; messy antics they eventually tire and head off to meet JWoww and Sammi for dinner. &amp;quot;Snooki and Deena are the meatballs and they aren&amp;#039;t making it to the sauce,&amp;quot; says Situation. Against all odds, however, the girls do make it to the restaurant, albeit after everyone else has just finished their six-course meal and drunker than before, and even join the others in heading to the club. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s like the Twilight Zone,&amp;quot; sighs Sammi after witnessing the drunk pair&amp;#039;s babbling. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m thinking in my head it will be a miserable time because I&amp;#039;ll have to take care of my friends who can barely sit up in the car.&amp;quot; Turns out Deena hasn&amp;#039;t replaced her underwear since losing it on the dance floor earlier and gives everyone in the club a flash of her nether regions much to the shock of Sammi and JWoww, who points out Deena &amp;quot;needs a wax&amp;quot;.  And then something more off-putting to the housemates happens... Snooki and Deena begin majorly making out in the middle of the club. &amp;quot;They are digesting each others&amp;#039; tongues,&amp;quot; says a repulsed JWoww. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m so skeeved out I want to throw up!&amp;quot; Vinny notes that Deena isn&amp;#039;t wearing any underwear and is actually now lying on top of her friend.   Enough is enough for JWoww who calls it a night and everyone heads home. Unfortunately for JWoww and Sammi, however, Team Meatball make out next to them in the car the entire way home, continue making out at the hotel, and then pass out in bed together (fully dressed we should add). &amp;quot;I felt like I was watching porn for about 20 hours,&amp;quot; reflects Sammi.  Unsurprisingly, the next morning Deena and Snooki&amp;#039;s memories of the night are pretty hazy. Lucky for them, the housemates are more than willing to fill them in on all the gritty details. The most pressing concern for Snooki is what Jionni&amp;#039;s going to say when she tells him. All the housemates gather around the phone as she makes the call.  &amp;quot;I have something to tell you but you can&amp;#039;t be mad...&amp;quot; she starts. &amp;quot;Here it comes, here it comes!&amp;quot; shouts a giddy Pauly D. &amp;quot;Me and Deena got really drunk and ended up doing stuff... making out.&amp;quot; Silence on the other end of the phone... But he doesn&amp;#039;t seem to really care! Disaster averted for Snooki!  It&amp;#039;s all back to normal the next day... for a few hours at least. After another day at the pizzeria for Snooki and Deena, they are making their way home through the seemingly erratic and noisy Italian traffic (&amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s like New York City times ten,&amp;quot; says Snooki) when the unthinkable happens - Snooki bashes into a police car... and she&amp;#039;s not carrying her licence.  A tearful Snooki is breathalysed and escorted into the back of another police car... We&amp;#039;ll find out next week exactly what happened next.  Jersey Shore airs Thursdays at 10pm on MTV &amp;gt; Read Digital Spy&amp;#039;s full Jersey Shore headlines "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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