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"       Dear K8 Middy, We know so much about you, from your European topless sunbathing hobby, to the entire contents of your wardrobe, to the approximate latitude and longitude of your baby bump, to where you&amp;#039;re popping out that little Royal Nugget of joy. However, I will admit, until this video came out, I thought Ursula the Sea Witch stole your voice until you got Prince William to give you the kiss of true love, then reneged once you guys got married. What a jerk, that Ursula. But no! Here you are in all your glory, apparently borrowing a top from Zooey Deschanel, and speaking on behalf of children&amp;#039;s hospices in your very posh accent. I&amp;#039;m so, so glad that the Royal Family didn&amp;#039;t force you to enter a Faustian bargain that forced you to communicate solely through crude notes scrawled with L&amp;#039;Occitane soaps on Jonathan Adler thank-you cards. Since you dress like One Of Us Commoners, next time you&amp;#039;re in New York, let me take you to Strawberry! Everything there is made of poly-blend and quiet desperation. You&amp;#039;d love it. I&amp;#039;m glad we had this talk, Anna Follow Anna on Twitter: @annabreslaw Image via Together for Short Lives "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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