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" Cosmo Challenge: Have him stand facing you while you&amp;#039;re laying face-up on the bed and give him upside down oral. So, uh, this is pretty much the opposite of the last challenge. (Though D. did try to convince me otherwise. He said, &amp;quot;Think of it as making love to my penis.&amp;quot; Real nice, D.) Now, I don&amp;#039;t remember how I first learned about upside-down oral. It might have been Cosmo, it might have been Samantha on Sex and the City, and it might have been a friend at a sleepover. All I know is that the word on the street was that if you went down on a guy while you were face-up, it was easier to deep throat. Full disclosure: I am not a deep throater. I gag. A lot. I gag at the dentist when they put the fluoride treatments in. I often gag when I brush my teeth. And I occasionally gag when I go downtown on D. (Downtown on D. Hmm, sounds like a dirty movie.) My name is S. and I&amp;#039;m a gagger. It hasn&amp;#039;t ever been a problem even when the package in question is rather large. I have a little trick which I&amp;#039;m sure I&amp;#039;ve shared here before (or more likely, you already knew because you all are such sex goddesses!): &amp;quot;extend&amp;quot; your mouth by wrapping your thumb and a few fingers around his shaft and keeping your hand flush against your lips. It gives the impression of taking him in deeper than you are. So needless to say, I am the perfect guinea pig for this move. And I&amp;#039;m happy to report that Cosmo/Samantha/my friend at the sleepover was not wrong. I was able to take more of D. in my mouth without my gag reflex kicking in. Well, let me rephrase that. I was able to take more of D. in my mouth without my gag reflex kicking in as much. Alas, it did kick in (but only because D. got overzealous and thrust too much) and it wasn&amp;#039;t pretty. (More on that later.) I got on my back (fully clothed, which now I realize was a tad weird) and hung my head off the side of the bed. Then D. dropped trou and positioned himself right near my face. Here&amp;#039;s where I take a moment to discuss the male genitalia as seen from underneath. WTF?!?! And that&amp;#039;s all I have to say about that. I had to lean way back and then D. sort of &amp;quot;placed&amp;quot; himself in my mouth. The angling was very awkward and weird at first, but as soon as D. got hard and we got into a rhythm, it was smooth sailing. I even reached around and grabbed his butt cheeks. I definitely noticed that I was able to take him in deeper than usual. (I remember hearing that your throat is stretched out or something, but don&amp;#039;t quote me on that since it could have been some unreliable sleepover guest who also told me that you can get pregnant from kissing. FYI, not true.) But then it happened. D. thrust just a tad too deeply, I gagged, and dear readers, I admit this only because this blog is anonymous, I gagged-slash-snorted-slash-coughed and snot came out of my nose. Yes, yes it did. I must have looked like a deer in headlights. A deer with a sinus problem in headlights, to be exact. But D. was so close to finishing that he didn&amp;#039;t seem to notice. Or actually, now that I think about it...I was convinced he could see me (paranoid), but I bet he couldn&amp;#039;t. He finished up quickly and I third-grader-ly wiped my nose on my sleeve before he could spot the evidence of my gagging fiasco. Or at least some of the evidence. He later apologized for &amp;quot;bein&amp;#039; so huge&amp;quot; and making me gag. I don&amp;#039;t think he was that sorry. Have you ever tried this technique? Any tips for not gagging  during oral sex, ladies? And make me feel better\u2014share your most mortifying bodily function mishap during a hookup. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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