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"      Sooner or later, it&amp;#039;s going to dawn on Governor Goodhair that it&amp;#039;s not 1989 any more, and that the world is not entirely made up of the greater Waco metropolitan area. He seems completely bumfuzzled by the fact that there are actual gay people in Iowa living rich and fulfilling lives who might be just a tad offended by his new commercial in which he points to their rich and fulfilling lives as the source of the ongoing moral collapse of American society which is making Goodhair&amp;#039;s personal Thomas Jefferson Jesus cry. (I will give the man some credit for impressive lateral speed, however. Usually, you can&amp;#039;t get a politician moving that fast toward a limo without a grand jury.)  He seems genuinely baffled by the world around him. Gay people can get married now. They can serve in the armed forces. (They even can have babies in New Zealand by wandering Alabama politicians!) They don&amp;#039;t necessarily have to sit still and be passive punching bags for every god-bothering scapegrace who needs a cheap applause line? I think the other folks \u2014 even La Bachmann, who&amp;#039;s about as rabid on the topic as anyone, including Goodhair \u2014 basically get that the world has changed on them dramatically in this regard. (Willard Romney, on whose watch the Massachusetts Supreme Court got the ball rolling on gay marriage, which Willard is unlikely to mention very much this year, is all over the lot, of course, but, once, he promised to be gayer than Ted Kennedy, which given the late senior senator&amp;#039;s youthful-and-not-so-youthful indiscretions, is not really very gay at all, when you think about it.) But Goodhair seems completely at sea on this, as he does on so many things. My advice, I believe, is still sound. He&amp;#039;s got $17 million in the bank. Send every Iowa caucusgoer who wants it 10 large. It&amp;#039;s illegal as hell, but fewer people will laugh at you. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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