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"A cable television Death Star formed with the announcement that Comcast had acquired Time Warner Cable.\nThe two titans of terrible customer service haven't won many fans with tricky pricing, amateur tech support and the annihilation of Alderaan. (Wait \u2014 metaphor confusion.) Either way, Twitter users decided to laugh instead of shed tears over their cable bills.\nSee also: 8 Best TV Shows on Amazon Prime You Won't Find on Netflix\nMaybe Luke Roku-walker and Han \"Apple TV\" Solo can save the day. Sorry.\n\nWow, a Comcast/Time Warner merger would create a combined customer service department of well over ten employees.\n\u2014 pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 13, 2014\n\n\nComcast acquiring Time Warner Cable is like Nickelback and Creed deciding to go on tour together.\n\u2014 David Hoang (@davidhoang) February 13, 2014\n\n\nEXCLUSIVE photo of Comcast / Time Warner merger. pic.twitter.com/K0BldvXALk\n\u2014 Ryan Shattuck (@ryanmer) February 13, 2014\n\n\nComcast / Time Warner merger is like a merger between swine flu and the bubonic plague.\n\u2014 Gerhard Stiene (@gerrystiene) February 13, 2014\n\n\nHey girl are you the Comcast Time Warner merger because you undermine my faith in the basic functions of democracy\n\u2014 Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) February 13, 2014\n\n\nCongrats to the new CEO of Time Warner/Comcast pic.twitter.com/v84UouJuzU\n\u2014 samir mezrahi (@samir) February 13, 2014\n\n\nWitnessing Comcast and Time Warner Cable attempt to merge is like watching a Borg Cube and a Death Star make love.\n\u2014 Raza Syed (@raza) February 13, 2014\n\n\nI worry that by acquiring TimeWarner, Comcast is at risk of losing its indie cred.\n\u2014 Dave Pell (@davepell) February 13, 2014\n\n\nComcast thought about buying world peace but the demographics were too light in 18-34.\n\u2014 zefrank (@zefrank) February 13, 2014\n\n\nRepresentatives from Comcast and Time Warner, when reached for comment. pic.twitter.com/uG90ix5IUG\n\u2014 Wil Wheaton (@wilw) February 13, 2014\n\n\nPrediction: the Comcast/Time Warner merger talks will be slow, freeze a bunch of times, and eventually have to be restarted.\n\u2014 Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) February 13, 2014\n\n\nExcited to see what Comcast does with Time Warner Cable on a scale of swallowing knives to hanging myself like the old woman in Airplane.\n\u2014 Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) February 13, 2014\n\n\nComcast plans to buy Time Warner Cable. They tried to do it 6 months ago but they've been on hold for a representative\n\u2014 Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) February 13, 2014\n\n\nNot believing this Comcast/Time Warner merger until I see them change their relationship status on Facebook.\n\u2014 Steve Amiri (@SteveAmiri) February 13, 2014\n\n\nSo Comcast wants to buy Time Warner Cable for roughly 15 Motorolas. Wow. That's a whole lotta Instagrams.\n\u2014 Bennett Griffin (@bgrffn) February 13, 2014\n\n\n\"Yay! Comcast!\" - No Time Warner customer, ever.\n\u2014 Mandi Kane (@TheMandiKane) February 13, 2014\n\n\nComcast says the merger will be consummated with a \"friendly stock-for-stock transaction.\" NOT EVEN GONNA USE A CONDOM I SEE. #Comcast #TWC\n\u2014 Jennie Doomsday (@JennieDoomsday) February 13, 2014\n\n\nAny chance that a Comcast / Time Warner merger could result in BETTER service? Anyone? Bueller? Yeah, I thought so...\n\u2014 monogoggle atook (@labofdoom) February 13, 2014\n\n\nComcast buying Time Warner is the first in a series of events that leads to Incredibly Shitty Skynet becoming self-aware\n\u2014 PAPPADEMAS (@PAPPADEMAS) February 13, 2014\n\n\nI'm hearing that the new company being formed from the Time Warner-Comcast merger is called \"Fuck You, You're Powerless, Give Us Money Inc.\"\n\u2014 Sam Lansky (@samlansky) February 13, 2014\n\n\nAnd that's why I don't let cable companies meet my children until after six months of dating.\n\u2014 Josh Keown (@joshkeown) February 13, 2014\n\n\nAll hail our cable overlords. #comcast. pic.twitter.com/zAw7kyS6Mp\n\u2014 BROOKMAN (@jessicabrookman) February 13, 2014\n\n\nThis is what happens when Time Warner &amp; Comcast make a baby..... #honeybooboo pic.twitter.com/iFfwXWWgCO\n\u2014 adam mashaal (@adammash) February 13, 2014\n\nHave something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.\n      window._msla=window.loadScriptAsync||function(src,id){if(document.getElementById(id))return;var js=document.createElement('script');js.id=id;js.src=src;document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0].parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);};\n_msla(\"//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js\",\"twitter_jssdk\");"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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