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"Picture this: you get out of a limo (locking your knees together, obviously, we&amp;#x27;re all ladies here), take a couple steps, and boom--you&amp;#x27;re on a red carpet. Flashbulbs go bananas. What do you pull--a Camilla Belle or a Julia Louis-Dreyfus?Let me explain. I sort through tons of celeb photos every day, and I&amp;#x27;ve noticed that there are more or less two types of women who roam the red carpet. There are those that make a good case for vamping being an Olympic sport--it&amp;#x27;s athletic, people. Legs, hips and arms are contorted for optimal flatter-ability. Eyebrows and cheekbones are at attention. And the pout is an actual pout. Camilla Belle is the absolute master of this--google her and you&amp;#x27;ll see what I mean. She reminds me of a diva Bambi--and sightings of her teeth are rarer than eclipses. Then there&amp;#x27;s Julia Louis-Dreyfus and her ilk--this is much more my speed, and call me crazy, but I think it&amp;#x27;s just as adorable. Sure, she&amp;#x27;s caught in a frozen shrug. Sure, she&amp;#x27;s mid-laugh--she&amp;#x27;s even managed to give herself a teeny double-chin, which we all know is an illusion since this woman&amp;#x27;s got a seriously chiseled jaw. Oh, and to the horror of carpet coaches everywhere, she&amp;#x27;s basically facing the camera head-on. No prescribed arm-hiding or foot-turning here. You gonna tell me the stacked-atop-each-other photogs don&amp;#x27;t feel like there&amp;#x27;s a fresh breeze coming through the room when a star ditches the posing and just giggles? These are from last night&amp;#x27;s premiere of The Five Year Engagement--if you want to see the brilliant Camilla-Julia balance Emily Blunt struck, click here. Are you a Camilla or a Julia? More fun stuff... Parks and Recreation Is Back Tonight, And These Leslie Knope And Ron Swanson Goodies Are Getting Me Psyched For It In Which We Solve This Silly LMFAO Feud, No Problem 04/18/2012 at 2:00 PM Comments (0) Oh Hey, Here&amp;#x27;s the Best Way to Avoid Work Since, Well, Ever Photo: INF"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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