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"My mind was blown the first time I went to Madame Tussauds in New York. I was probably 14, and I remember digging in my patch-covered backpack (this was the height of yin-yang and smiley face mania) for my disposable camera. When my pics came back, I realized: wax figures don&amp;#x27;t photograph well. Perhaps that&amp;#x27;s what&amp;#x27;s going on here.Justin Bieber&amp;#x27;s shiny likeness for the Berlin branch of the museum was unveiled over the weekend, and when I saw the pics this morning I wanted to hide under my bed. For the sake of comparison, here&amp;#x27;s the Biebs in the flesh: And now, here he is rendered by German melted candles: Something&amp;#x27;s not right, you guys. I don&amp;#x27;t know if its the eerily calm expression, the extremely pink lips or the oddly feminine eye area--Beauty Dept. girls, his eyelashes are definitely curled, right? I can forgive some over-earnest eyebrow shaping, but CURLED EYELASHES? Get it together, Germany. Did he just change facial expressions somehow? I feel like his eyes are following me! For the record, Justin&amp;#x27;s Manhattan wax twin is a little more realistic, but it&amp;#x27;s a tribute to younger Biebs, I think. Hello to those of you who haven&amp;#x27;t run screaming from your computer upon viewing this! What do you think of the Berlin Bieber? (The girl with him, by the way, is German soap actress Sila Sahin.) More guys who make our day... If You Could Only Watch ONE of These Adorable Guys on TV Next Year, Who Would It Be? Just Look at Paul Rudd in This Photo. I Mean, Just Look at Him Michelle Williams and Jason Segel Are Dating?! Why I Think They&amp;#x27;re the Best New Celeb Couple Ever Photo: Wikimedia Commons, Splash News"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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