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"I like a good fight scene as much as the next girl, but too often they&amp;#x27;re just ho-hum or half-assed. Why did everyone think The Avengers was so awesome? All the fight scenes were shot in shaky super-closeup. They literally could have been doing anything. Mark Ruffalo could have been making a sandwich with his other colossal green hand, for all we know. Anyway, I&amp;#x27;d just like to offer up a suggestion: The next time you TV/movie writers are sitting around spitballing ideas for the clash of whatever titans you&amp;#x27;re working with, you should look to last night&amp;#x27;s Mindy Project for ideas on how to freshen things up a bit. Now this is a recipe I can get behind. Step one: Have the aggressor show up in clerical collar, mesh shorts, and shower shoes. Step two: Keep the comebacks realistic. For every &amp;quot;make my day&amp;quot; moment the world has ever seen, there&amp;#x27;s 10 Caseys going &amp;quot;I look fine, and I smell legit.&amp;quot; Step three: SPIN PUNCH! Step four: Arrange to have a good sideline commentator. &amp;quot;We&amp;#x27;re just yelling our jobs now?&amp;quot; Step five: Get the foosball table involved. Step six: Get the shower shoes involved. Step seven: Call for a marker, and know how to use it. Step eight: Fact-check opponent&amp;#x27;s penis-size claim with trusted ally in the know. (Mindy gives the affirmative nod.) Step nine: Get Danny Castellano all jacked up, then enjoy his post-fisticuffs messy hair. Step ten: Don&amp;#x27;t tell anyone you brought the puppy till it&amp;#x27;s all over. Only one ep of Mindy left! How do you want to see season one wrap up? Photo: FOX"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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