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"  Well, here we are on the first episode of Season 5 of Project Runway, and Mister Gunn is NOT amused. And neither is Heidi. And neither are the judges. And, quite frankly, neither am I. First impressions?  Who sticks out personality-wise.....  Blayne (Trying to out-tan Michael Kors? Watch it, missy.)  Jerell (Seems to have come onto the show directly from the sequel of &amp;quot;Paris is Burning&amp;quot;.) Stella (Wow, did they hit the jackpot with this one. She might tell the judges just where they can shove it.)  Suede (Blue Mohawk, big sassy mouth? Reality show gold! But I smell talent in there somewhere. Or something.)  Joe (I&amp;#039;m straight! I have children! I swear! I&amp;#039;m straight! Really! Just like Kevin!)  Terri (Uh-oh. Watch out. Talented. Explosive. I see interesting stuff coming from her.)  Korto (Still waters. Enough said.)  Kelli (Sorry, I sense beginner&amp;#039;s luck.)  Leanne (I&amp;#039;m so sweet, I&amp;#039;m so sweet. Oh, wait\u2013no I&amp;#039;m not.)  Keith (Wow. Full. Of. Him. Self.)  Jerry (a very talented designer) made a fatal mistake: He dissed all the other designers&amp;#039; work on camera. 21 minutes into the show, I bet my friends he was leaving. He seemed puzzled that the judges didn&amp;#039;t like his Psycho shower curtain outfit, arguably one of the strangest things to walk the &amp;quot;Project&amp;quot; runway. Out.  As for the rest, if I can&amp;#039;t remember them, watch out.  But here&amp;#039;s what surprised me the most: Tim Gunn really let them have it. I was shocked. Tim. Sweet Mister Tim Gunn. He may as well have said, &amp;quot;You all suck! I came to work for this? Chris March could have made a better dress out of two thimbles and some dental floss! Blindfolded!&amp;quot;  Well, maybe not the Chris March part, but he voiced what I think a lot of people in TV land kind of felt about this premiere; maybe even this whole season. And that is....  &amp;quot;WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?&amp;quot;  But I swear I will give everyone (the designers, Tim, the judges, Heidi, the producers, and Bravo) the benefit of the doubt, and keep a semi-open mind as the weeks go by, as the sewing machines roar, and as the show I love goes on without me.  Seeya soon,  Chris "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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