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" glorious campaign and overcame Bill Simmons in the dying moments. Down fell Jerry Seinfeld at the hands of his modernized counterpart, who gave him a choice, but Jerry chose die.  On the top of a hill, Tyler shouts into the wind that his haters cannot countenance his abilities; Kanye&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;Authenticity&amp;quot; banner, tattered, flails. George Takei prolongs his Twitter silence, contemplating what will become of Shatner. And Neil deGrasse Tyson salutes the cosmos, replenishing himself with In-N-Out. Ana Marie Cox struggles to reconcile her joy with justice, as she has killed Meghan McCain and her vibe. Ebert continues captioning New Yorker cartoons. Mindy Kaling makes plans to relish the breaking of her friends. But the survivors must all march onward. The second bouts begin tomorrow.  The Counts As percentages. Champions first. Tyler, the Creator: 54. Kanye West: 46. Patton Oswalt: 62. Mike Birbiglia: 38. Buzz Bissinger: 81. Justin Bieber: 19. Hubble Space Telescope: 50.4. The Tweet Of God: 49.9. Mia Farrow: 71. Yoko Ono: 29. Alain de Botton: 70. Donald Trump: 30. Not Bill Walton: 54. Bill Simmons: 46. Neil deGrasse Tyson: 55. Bill Nye: 45. George Takei: 64. Bill Shatner: 36. Modern Seinfeld: 58. Jerry Seinfeld: 42. Florida Man: 51. NYT On It: 49. Roger Ebert: 72. Emily Nussbaum: 28. Rob Delaney: 73. Neal Brennan: 27. Conan O&amp;#039;Brien: 67. Andy Richter: 33. Ana Marie Cox: 58. Meghan McCain: 42. Mindy Kaling: 60. Lena Dunham: 40. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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