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"So tonight was the second episode of Bachelor Pad, and you know what that means: alliances are starting to form. Now, the actual game alliances... they&amp;#x27;re still a little shaky. But in the meantime, other teams are forming. Oh, yes. Plenty. Teams like... Team Jersey: David OK David, if you hit your head and have amnesia, we know where to return you to. There is paperwork. You can stop with these now. Team Irrationally Afraid of the Rhythmic Gymnastics Costumes: All the girls Give it up, ladies. You usually just wear bikinis that I, if I were to happen upon them, would assume were some kind of pads that go inside a much larger bikini. Team Irrationally Cool with the Costumes: Kalon Who knows, maybe it was actually a little snug. Discomfort could be one excuse for his&amp;#x27; tude. &amp;quot;Shopping and gymnastics,&amp;quot; he scoffed as the girls did their routine. &amp;quot;What the f--- else do they have to do?&amp;quot; Kalon, something tells me you can do a better job than that of envisioning a woman&amp;#x27;s day. You&amp;#x27;re not exactly chopping down trees over here. Team Lace Gloves: Jamie This is just how I dress and what I do when I&amp;#x27;m distressed, OK? I&amp;#x27;m not posing in the least here! Team I&amp;#x27;m Actually Just Fine With Going Home: Ryan Ryan got sent home purely because everyone couldn&amp;#x27;t remember for the life of them who he was, and he is really looking forward to spending time with family friends and being called by his name. Team I&amp;#x27;m Totally in Over My Head: Michael, briefly, upon seeing this sketch by Donna The chin dimple shading alone took days. Team Actually, Lemme Double Down Here: Michael, immediately afterwards Team Worst Example for Girls Ever: Sarah Sarah did a quick sweep of the hot tub and saw, as she told us in a horrified voice, that everyone else was making out. &amp;quot;Do not be the only girl in this hot tub who does not hook up!&amp;quot; she cautioned herself aloud. Then she figured out a way to quickly fix the problem. Team Amazing Spectator: This guy I love him--the white shirt, the wide grin, the utter lack of negative energy he&amp;#x27;s absorbing off Donna&amp;#x27;s &amp;quot;oh no you didn&amp;#x27;t&amp;quot; face. Which she should put away, since she&amp;#x27;s in the presence of an ANGEL right now. Team Knows How to Bring a Hot Tub Down. Way Down: Blakeley Oh, boy. Even the jets are depressed. Team Effortlessly Arrogant: Chris, Jamie, Michael, and Donna Michael on Donna: &amp;quot;I wanted to fulfill a fantasy for her.&amp;quot; Donna: &amp;quot;Normally guys will be all over me in two seconds.&amp;quot; Chris: &amp;quot;Blakeley and Jamie both have feelings for me.&amp;quot; Jamie to Chris: &amp;quot;I can&amp;#x27;t believe you like me so much!&amp;quot; That&amp;#x27;s everyone&amp;#x27;s secret talent here--being able to tell, and tell the WORLD, when people like them! Team OMG THAT&amp;#x27;S Where I Know Them From!: the Twins Yep. They&amp;#x27;re the twins from the Italy season of Jersey Shore. And now they&amp;#x27;re gone. Where will they pop up next? I know Bret Michaels is single again... Team Hoodies, NO Shirt Underneath, Bro! YEAH!: Tony and Nick I&amp;#x27;m wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneath... for my son. Oh boy oh boy. Are you rooting for anyone on Bachelor Pad? Anyone you&amp;#x27;d rather see off TV sooner rather than later? More on TV... Pics from the Sets of Modern Family, Glee and Arrested Development! The Girls Parody We&amp;#x27;ve All Been Waiting For: Boys! Guess Which Hot Guy Is Joining The Office? P.S. Want more Obsessed? Sign up for our awesome daily newsletter that features the latest celebrity gossip, TV news, hilarious Internet sensations, and more! Photo: ABC"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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