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" RULE NO. 323: If you&amp;#039;re in a strip club and a girl says she&amp;#039;s gonna call the manager over, your night just got less fun.  RULE NO. 551: Flavored dental floss should never be sweeter than the foods you wish to remove.  RULE NO. 912: The angrier the man, the more misspellings in his e-mails. RULE NO. 32: The fatter the friend, the more he or she will lecture you on dietary advice.  RULE NO. 87: Do not antagonize a man with an eye patch.  RULE NO. 736: No one&amp;#039;s ever gotten laid by wearing pins with funny sayings.  RULE NO. 812: As a group, brunette porn stars are more classically attractive than blond porn stars "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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