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"FacebookPinterest\n\nMcGross\n\n Thanks to one concerned Redditor, the world now knows what uncooked McRib patties look like. It's that thing that looks like Styrofoam. Your local Brooklyn farm-to-table is going to be so smug about this. (Grub Street)\n\nWelcome [Back] to the Space Jam\n\n Yahoo! has done a hilarious 30 For 30 mockumentary of Space Jam, that not-so-good-but-actually-great movie millennials love. And Kurt Rambis is in it for some reason, even though he's obviously never seen the film. (Yahoo!)\n\nYou Shall Not Pass (without Forking Over Some Change or Feeling Really Guilty About Yourself)\n\n Sir Ian McKellen recently experienced something he probably thought would never happen to him: a passerby, mistaking McKellen for a homeless panhandler, gave him a coin. McKellen was taking a break outside the theatre where he was rehearsing \"Waiting for Godot,\" and apparently his \"Godot\" outfit was very convincing. Check out the costume for yourself. (Uproxx)\n\nThe Invisible Man\n\n Scientists have created an actual invisibility cloak. Like the kind of thing Harry Potter has. We definitely want one of these. For, uh, stuff. (Phys.org)\n\nNot-Hilary 2016\n\n The Republicans have their young-buck ideologues, and plenty of them. (Think Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, etc.) But what about the Democrats? From where is that party drawing its vitality and vigor? It might be Elizabeth Warren, the Harvard professor turned U.S. Senator. She's basically Wall Street's worst nightmare, but her fiercely liberal populism seems to be catching on. Perhaps we'll be seeing Warren running against the Clinton juggernaut in 2016. (The New Republic)\n\nWahlburgers: Not a Joke, It's an Actual Name\n\n Tough-talking Boston boys Mark and Donnie Wahlberg will appear in a reality show set at their family-owned restaurant Wahlburgers. The show, which will take its name from the restaurant, will run on A&amp;amp;E and feature Mark and Donnie's brother Paul, who's the restaurant's chef. We're  fahcking wicked pumped for what will surely be a bleep-filled, Boston accent-filled show. (Hollywood Reporter)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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