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"Happy New Year! It is the last day of 2012, and many of you are (or were) finding ways to celebrate. Some are prepping for a big night out, while others choose to keep it casual. \nRegardless, we can all revel in getting through another year, despite an apocalypse and zombies. But don't get too comfortable, because New Year's Eve comes with a lot of pressure. Try to avoid these scenarios in order to start 2013 on the right foot.\nHow are you celebrating on New Year's Eve? Share it in the comments below. (Bonus points for more GIFs.)\nDJ Only Plays Dubstep Versions of Gangnam Style ... or Nickelback\n\nEveryone Cancels on You Last-Minute\n\nYou're Stuck Mingling With the Drunk, Fighting Couple\n\nTwo Words: Cold Sore\n\nThe Bar Only Serves Smirnoff Ice\n\nToo Much Champagne Too Soon\n\nYour Midnight Countdown Doesn't Go Exactly As Planned\n\nYou Went in for a Kiss and Missed\n\nYou Chose to Stay in, But the Cable Goes Out\n\nTell a Friend You're Staying in, Then See Them at the Party\n\nStuck at Work\n\nDress Rips\n\nSomeone Wears the Same Outfit as You\n\nYou can only find the 2012 glasses\n\nRyan Seacrest Gets Sick, Guy Fieri Fills In\n\nNobody Is Dancing But You\n\nYou Didn't Break in Your New Heels\n\nBONUS: 14 Solutions to Your New Year's Midnight Kiss\n\n\n14 Solutions to Your New Year's Midnight Kiss\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFind a Baby\n\nThere's got to be one crawling around somewhere. What's cuter than kissing a baby's fat cheek?\nPhoto by Win McNamee/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPut a Bird on It\n\nPolly want a kiss?\nPhoto by Sean Gallup/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nUse a Mirror\n\nLoving yourself is so 2013.\nPhoto courtesy of Flickr, jenny818\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBlow a Kiss\n\nJust say that you can't choose one person, because you want to share your New Year's kiss with everyone.\nPhoto by Ian Gavan/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhy the Long Face?\n\nFind someone to cheer up at the stroke of midnight with a big ole smooch.\nPhoto by Mark Dadswell/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSneak up On Someone Unexpected\nImage courtesy of Flickr, DavidDennisPhotos.com\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBe Creative\n\nHow you ring in the New Year is up to you -- it's all an illusion.\nPhoto courtesy of Flickr, Pedronchi\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYour Car\n\nHey, you spent a lot of money on that thing, might as well show it some love.\nPhoto by Scott Olson/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTimes Square Ball\n\nAnyone brave enough to venture out to Times Square on New Year's Eve deserves this. Tell Carson Daly I sent you.* \n(*Note: the author of this post has never even met Carson Daly, but they used watch a lot of TRL.)\nPhoto by Jemal Countess/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nStanley Cup\n\nWhy not? Everyone else is doing it.\nPhoto by Elsa/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Ground\n\nPerks of this include: There's plenty to go around, you don't even have to ask and you can walk all over it without things  getting weird later.\nPhoto by Robert Laberge/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDogs Will Always Love You\n\nJust don't let him slip any tongue.\nPhoto courtesy of Flickr, Cordey\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThere's Always Chocolate\n\nA moment on the lips...whatever, this little guy won't let you down.\nPhoto courtesy of Flickr, slgckgc\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nKiss Your Screen\n\nYou're welcome.\nPhoto by Ian Gavan/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPhoto courtesy of iStockphoto, mediaphotos"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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