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"  Despite getting to wear conventionally garish bikinis for the swimwear round in the preliminaries (pictured above), tonight&amp;#039;s top 20 Miss USA contestants paraded in swimsuits that looked more like the support bras your mom bought you when she hadn&amp;#039;t come to terms with the concept of you wearing &amp;quot;sexy&amp;quot; lingerie:  Don&amp;#039;t get me wrong though; these are Miss USA contestants, so they can make it work. Case in point, this twirl:  And this contestant, who the voiceover lady said looked just like Angelina Jolie ...  Do you see it? (I don&amp;#039;t.) Anyway, here&amp;#039;s some more matronly swimsuit glamour:  And lastly, you think Miss Tennessee is giving a sexy pout but actually she&amp;#039;s just farting a little. You know, the bubbles:  Yes, it&amp;#039;s a major beauty pageant and we&amp;#039;re&amp;amp;nbsp;still being that crass. Photo credit: Stacy Revere / Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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