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" Did you know that Kim Kardashian once rode a Loch Ness monster to Pinkberry? Okay, she didn&amp;#039;t. But see if you can separate the truth from the lies about Kim \u2014 who turns 33 today \u2014 in this quiz.  1. True or false: Before she became famous, Kim Kardashian was a stylist for Lindsay Lohan and Brandy. 2. True or false: Kim Kardashian likes to blow-dry her jewelry so it&amp;#039;s warm before she puts it on. 3. True or false: Kim Kardashian is actually Kate Hudson with a tan. 4. True or false: Kim Kardashian coined the Latin phrase cogito ergo sum (&amp;quot;I think, therefore I am&amp;quot;).  5. True or false: Kim Kardashian celebrated her 14th birthday at Neverland Ranch. strong&amp;gt;6. True or false: Kim Kardashian once incited a tear gas riot while appearing to promote milkshakes in Bahrain. 7. True or false: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sleep inside a massive Hostess Twinkie studded with pav\u00E9 diamonds. 8. True or false: Kim Kardashian&amp;#039;s 2011 single &amp;quot;Jam (Turn It Up)&amp;quot; was slammed by a critic as a &amp;quot;dead-brained piece of generic dance music, without a single distinguishing feature.&amp;quot; 9. True or false: All of the photos we assume are selfies of Kim Kardashian were actually taken by The Godfather director Frances Ford Coppola.  10. True or false: Kim Kardashian once rubbed Kourtney&amp;#039;s breast milk on her skin to soothe her psoriasis. 11. True or false: Kim Kardashian once got a facial with human blood.  Warning: Answer key ahead!   1: True. 2: True. 3: False. As far as I know, Kim Kardashian and Kate Hudson are two different people. 4: False. It was Rene Descartes. 5: True. 6: True, if you can believe it. 7: False. Believable, though. 8: Hahaha. True. 9: False. 10. True. 11. True. Follow Anna on Twitter. Images via FameFlynet and Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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