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"  1. It&amp;#039;s not gonna happen. 2. This isn&amp;#039;t working for me. 3. Let&amp;#039;s try something else. 4. Here, I like this position better. 5. It usually takes awhile for me. 6. Keep doing what you&amp;#039;re doing. 7. Do you smell pizza? 8. FIRE! 9. Do you want me to read you Strega Nona? 10. My cat wants you to know I probably won&amp;#039;t have an orgasm this time. 11. Will you marry me? 12. *glances over his shoulder* Mom? 13. *in a sexy voice* Grandma smell grandma smell grandma smell grandma smell. 14. Can we watch My Strange Addiction now? 15. Don&amp;#039;t feel emasculated, sweetie. I know you&amp;#039;re really good at grilling things. 16. I want you to meet my sex toy. I&amp;#039;m sure the three of us will really get along. 17. Here, watch how I do it. 18. How many daughters does Liam Neeson have and why are they always being kidnapped? 19. I need to go check Twitter. 20. *his name is Richard* OH, KEVIN! Follow Anna on Twitter.   Photo Credit: Universal "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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