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"Nothing irks us more than big dudes in blush standing well within our personal space while we're trying to show off our Bold to a small army of paparazzi.Chris: \"It's a Taser, too! Watch!\"Darren: \"IT'S MURDERED OUT!\"Ross: \"To be honest, I don't think Verizon's 'My Network' should ever have a casual dress day.\"Don: \"It does everything except erase this image from your memory!\"Paul: \"This is so exciting, I'm going to write about it... in my diary!\"Josh: \"Welcome to Hell.\"Joe: \"After Jack White, being seen in public with a clown was really no big deal.\"Thomas: \"We're just two happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef.\"Jacob: \"I got it FREE on contract!!!\"Nilay: \"You complete me.\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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