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"  Rule No. 781: The size of the author&amp;#039;s name on the book cover is inversely proportional to the level of genius in the book.  Rule No. 799: The &amp;quot;little cue&amp;quot; in pool is best used quickly and solemnly.   Rule No. 814: The only two things a man can safely describe as &amp;quot;creamy&amp;quot; are thighs and clam chowder. But not his own thighs and not his own clam chowder. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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