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"The premiere of Two And A Half Men&amp;#039;s ninth season will reportedly feature guest appearances from John Stamos and Jenny McCarthy.  Sources at CBS claim that the pair will turn out for the mooted funeral of Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) when the sitcom returns next month.  Stamos will use the service to recall fond memories of a threesome with the deceased in front of his relatives Alan (Jon Cryer) and Jake (Angus T. Jones), according to TMZ.  McCarthy, meanwhile, is tipped to return as Harper&amp;#039;s ex-girlfriend Courtney along with a host of the character&amp;#039;s other notable love interests.  Melanie Lynskey&amp;#039;s character Rose, who was last seen going to Paris with Harper in Sheen&amp;#039;s final episode, is also set to feature. Her presence seemingly disproves rumours that the Two And A Half Men premiere will establish Sheen&amp;#039;s character as having relocated to Paris.  Sheen himself has claimed that he will be watching the show&amp;#039;s return, despite his ongoing legal battle with Two And A Half Men creator Chuck Lorre.  &amp;quot;I will be watching my fake funeral, attended by my fake ex-girlfriends, from my very, very real movie theatre, with my very real hotties in tow,&amp;quot; he told TMZ.  Ashton Kutcher will make his first appearance as the show&amp;#039;s new lead Walden Schmidt when Two And A Half Men returns on September 19.  Watch a clip of Jenny McCarthy in Two And A Half Men below:      "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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