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"Is this my final answer? If I took my one phone call, I guess I could call the eminent tailor and author Alan Flusser, who says that Italian men have made brown shoes safe with blue suits. I was raised on the black-with-blue dictum, but I have been known to Flusserize, especially when there's some brown in my shirt. But that reminds me of a joke. This lady walks into a funeral parlor, and her husband is laid out in a blue suit with brown shoes. She's shocked. She tells the undertaker she's never seen anything so horrible. He says, Come back in five minutes. She comes back, and her husband is laid out in a beautiful gray pinstripe with black shoes. He even looks as if he's lost weight. The bereaved widow says, That's amazing. Harry never looked this good when he was alive. How did you do it? It was simple, madame, says the undertaker. I switched heads."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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