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"A college girl at the University of Maryland has gone viral on the internet after lambasting her sorority for being &amp;quot;so f**king awkward&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;so f**king boring&amp;quot;. In the long message published by Gawker, the girl - a Delta Gamma executive board member - angrily vents that the majority in the sorority are embarrassing themselves by not satisfactorily taking part in Greek Week and socialising with the Sigma Nu fraternity. &amp;quot;We have been F**KING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu,&amp;quot; said the email. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so f**king AWKWARD and so f**king BORING.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Are you people f**king retarded?&amp;quot; she continued. &amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you&amp;#039;re mentally slow so I can make sure you don&amp;#039;t go to anymore night time events.&amp;quot; The author later warned people not to turn up at a social event later that night, stating: &amp;quot;I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not f**king awkward than 80 that are f**king f*ggots. &amp;quot;If you are one of the people that have told me, &amp;#039;Oh nooo boo hoo I can&amp;#039;t talk to boys I&amp;#039;m too sober&amp;#039;, then I pity you because I don&amp;#039;t know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don&amp;#039;t f**king show up unless you&amp;#039;re going to stop being a goddamn c**k block for our chapter. &amp;quot;Seriously. I swear to f**king God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight&amp;#039;s event, I will tell you to leave even if you&amp;#039;re sober. I&amp;#039;m not even kidding. Try me.&amp;quot; She concluded: &amp;quot;And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don&amp;#039;t give a f**k. Go f**k yourself.&amp;quot; &amp;gt; Bride-to-be criticised by mother-in-law in viral email &amp;gt; Viral email stepmother misses son&amp;#039;s wedding Read the whole email below (the author&amp;#039;s name has been changed to Julia): If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you&amp;#039;re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough f**king ride. For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been F**KING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I&amp;#039;ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so f**king AWKWARD and so f**king BORING. If you&amp;#039;re reading this right now and saying to yourself &amp;quot;But oh em gee Julia, I&amp;#039;ve been having so much fun with my sisters this week!&amp;quot;, then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don&amp;#039;t have to f**king find you on campus to do it myself. I do not give a flying f**k, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying f**k, about how much you f**king love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the f**king year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I f**king repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that&amp;#039;s not f**king possible if you&amp;#039;re going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid c**ks: FRATS DON&amp;#039;T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE F**KING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE F**KING SUCK, which by the way in case you&amp;#039;re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE F**KING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little s**ts that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people f**king retarded? That&amp;#039;s not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you&amp;#039;re mentally slow so I can make sure you don&amp;#039;t go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said &amp;quot;Yeah we&amp;#039;re gonna invite Zeta over&amp;quot;, would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn&amp;#039;t, so WHY THE F**K WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN&amp;#039;T be post gaming at other frats, I don&amp;#039;t give a F**K if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON&amp;#039;T GO. YOU. DON&amp;#039;T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do f**king NOT convince other girls to leave with you. &amp;quot;But Julia!&amp;quot;, you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ve been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn&amp;#039;t that count for something?&amp;quot; NO YOU STUPID F**KING ASS HATS, IT F**KING DOESN&amp;#039;T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW F**KING WHY?!! IT DOESN&amp;#039;T COUNT BECAUSE YOU&amp;#039;VE BEEN F**KING UP AT SOBER F**KING EVENTS TOO. I&amp;#039;ve not only gotten texts about people being f**king WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid s**ts and saying stuff like &amp;quot;durr what&amp;#039;s kickball?&amp;quot; is not f**king funny), but I&amp;#039;ve gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. F**king. Team. ARE YOU F**KING STUPID?!! I don&amp;#039;t give a S**T about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU F**KING BLIND? Or are you just so f**king dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it&amp;#039;s time someone told you, NO ONE F**KING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR F**KING MATCHUP. I will f**king c**t punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don&amp;#039;t give a f**k if you SOR me, I WILL F**KING ASSAULT YOU. &amp;quot;Ohhh Julia, I&amp;#039;m now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad&amp;quot;. Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you&amp;#039;re a weird s**t that does weird s**t during the day, this following message is for you: DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT&amp;#039;S EVENT. I&amp;#039;m not f**king kidding. Don&amp;#039;t go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I&amp;#039;ve mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you&amp;#039;re unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not f**king awkward than 80 that are f**king faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me &amp;quot;Oh nooo boo hoo I can&amp;#039;t talk to boys I&amp;#039;m too sober&amp;quot;, then I pity you because I don&amp;#039;t know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don&amp;#039;t f**king show up unless you&amp;#039;re going to stop being a goddamn c**k block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to f**king God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight&amp;#039;s event, I will tell you to leave even if you&amp;#039;re sober. I&amp;#039;m not even kidding. Try me. And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don&amp;#039;t give a f**k. Go f**k yourself. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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