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" There are two schools of thought on the Facebook &amp;quot;25 Random Things About Me&amp;quot; trend: 1) It&amp;#039;s a brilliant way to get you to reveal your inner self to people. 2) It&amp;#039;s an oversharey waste of time. We&amp;#039;ve got a third: It&amp;#039;s the perfect tool for screening potential dates. Just make sure the dudes you&amp;#039;re considering don&amp;#039;t lay claim to any of the following:  1.  I like to name my body parts. For instance, my left hand I call Jenna Jameson. My right, Bea Arthur.  2.  I&amp;#039;m really good at driving drunk. My parole officer might not agree, but hey, everyone&amp;#039;s a critic.  3.  I&amp;#039;m an ass and a breast man. Why&amp;#039;s a guy gotta choose?  4.  My dream is to build a huge house on a few acres in the country for my future wife and kids. And an apartment over the garage for my mom.  5.  I&amp;#039;m great at finding bargains for anything online. (Fun fact: I bought my first wife on the Internet.)  6.  I am famous for continuous activity &amp;quot;streaks.&amp;quot; E.g., playing World of Warcraft: 73 hours in a row. Not showering: 15 days straight. Not paying taxes: seven years and counting. (Suck it, Uncle Sam!)  7.  I&amp;#039;m pretty superstitious. I freak out if anyone opens an umbrella indoors and I can&amp;#039;t get an erection unless I&amp;#039;m wearing my lucky jorts.  8.  I am a huge movie buff. My new favorite, hands-down, is Paul Blart: Mall Cop. LOLZ!  9.  My pet peeve: How Facebook randomly defriends you from people and then blocks you from refriending them again. This happens to me, like, 10 times a day. What&amp;#039;s up with that?  10.  I wish it were more socially acceptable for men to wear berets.  11.  The words I live by: &amp;quot;Bros before hos,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No fat chicks!&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Whatever the question is, liquor is the answer.&amp;quot; Got T-shirts of every one too.  12.  I mistakenly killed a cat once. Before you go all PETA on my ass, I didn&amp;#039;t know it belonged to the Rosenblooms next door. I eventually took care of the right one (my sister&amp;#039;s) a week later.  13.  I love to scrapbook.  14.  I am a proud organ donor. My kidney bought me my Xbox.  15.  I was breastfed until I was 8. I think that&amp;#039;s why I have very sensitive nipples.  16.  I have an irrational fear of shoelaces. Velcro, too, so I pretty much live in Crocs.  17.  I can&amp;#039;t blink. It&amp;#039;s a genetic thing. You get used to it after a while.  18.  I think the Olsen twins are the hottest girls on earth. I collect all their books and movies. My favorite is To Grandmother&amp;#039;s House We Go. They were smokin&amp;#039; even back then.  19.  My best memories are from the road trip to Vegas I took in &amp;#039;05 with my boys. I&amp;#039;d say more, but what happens stays there stays there... you feel me? (Seriously, if you know what happened and say a word to the authorities, I will cut you. That is a promise.)  20.  I have more meds in my bathroom cabinet than are in a nursing home&amp;#039;s prescription closet.  21.  I have acid reflux, but I just can&amp;#039;t give up hot sauce. That&amp;#039;s why my pillows might smell a little like vomit.  22.  I eat a lot of asparagus. I don&amp;#039;t really like the taste of it, but I&amp;#039;m into how my pee smells afterward.  23.  I have this thing about going to the bathroom in public places, so I never go farther than a three-mile radius from my home.  24.  I have a blog where I chronicle my sex life. It makes it hard to date because a lot of chicks have issues with my rating system. I say: Can&amp;#039;t handle the truth? Then don&amp;#039;t ride the bone coaster!  25.  After reading over other people&amp;#039;s lists, I think you&amp;#039;ll agree that I&amp;#039;m the most interesting of all my friends. Ping me if you want 25 more reasons why... "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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