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" There&amp;#039;s not much about sex that most guys I know find bothersome, but every so often, something occurs that puts a damper on an otherwise joyous occasion. For instance, sitting through several hours of a bland BBC Jane Austen adaptation is not my preferred route to the bedroom--and the resulting sex could only be described as &amp;quot;groggy&amp;quot; on my part. While I&amp;#039;ll grudgingly put up with all that for a roll in the hay, I could really do without being referred to as &amp;quot;Mr. Darcy.&amp;quot; I also have a hard time when my wife, Karel, and I get out of sync. She seems to reject sex at totally inexplicable times, and want it at all the wrong ones. The kids can be asleep, I can be freshly showered on a post-workout endorphin high, and Karel can be wandering around the house aimlessly without a bra on (which isn&amp;#039;t an invitation, but it signals that she&amp;#039;s got some downtime on her hands--putting on a bra is the first sign of productivity), and yet I get shot down with no rhyme or reason. When does she make her move? On a day when I ate a bucket of Popeye&amp;#039;s fried chicken in between moving furniture at my parents&amp;#039; house, where I might have wrenched my back, and when I have a work deadline that needs to be met in the next three hours. It&amp;#039;s a very irritating phenomenon. But what&amp;#039;s even more irksome is that I totally lack the willpower to turn her down in these moments. I try to tell myself that it&amp;#039;s sort of flattering that she doesn&amp;#039;t need Colin Firth to put her in the mood, just a distracted, greasy husband whose excruciating lower-back pain means he can only move the bottom half of his body left to right. But I guess that&amp;#039;s real love, even if it is really annoying. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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