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"Black Friday is both exciting and terrifying, holding the promise of cheap electronics and the human equivalent of the stampede scene from The Lion King.\nSee also: The Most-Tweeted Words on Black Friday Were ... [INFOGRAPHIC]\nBut every year among the masses desperate for deals, there's a small group of people too chill to get upset by the pushing or the lines.\nThose people are prepared to kick back, relax, and watch everyone else dive for $1 DVDs. \n\n\n9 People Who Are Winning At Black Friday\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. This guy who believes anything can be a bed with the right amount of imagination. \n\n\nImage: Imgur, emtcj\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. This person who won't let deals get in the way of finishing a book.\n\n\nImage: Imgur, lovebroccoli\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. This guy who believes that camping out doesn't have to mean roughing it.\n\n\nImage: Imgur, Austion\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. These people who found fun even before the shopping started.\n\n\nImage: Imgur, atague\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. The people who realized the best Black Friday deal of all is an empty DMV.\n\n\nImage: Imgur, mynameispapi\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. The guy who knew how to stand out in even a Black Friday crowd.\n\n\nImage: Imgur, tjburns85\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. The person who snatched up this deal. \n\n\nImage: Imgur, slowk1ng\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Or this one.\n\n\nImage: Imgur, bvQY8\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. This man.\n\n\nImage: Imgur, evergr8est\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage: Imgur, emtcj"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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