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"I'm a little crooked\u2014at least my ears are, with one slightly higher than the other. It's not really noticeable to anyone but me, but in trimming my sideburns I'm never sure if I should cut them so that they fall at the same part of their corresponding ear (which leaves them at different lengths) or so that they're even with each other on either side of my face (which leaves them cropped at different parts of each ear)."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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