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"  There are few things I find more awkward than than discussing what goes on in the bathroom, specifically the whole &amp;quot;number two&amp;quot; thing. (See how I just uncomfortably tried to skirt around saying the p-word?)  So, when I learned this morning that there is now a &amp;#039;&amp;quot;butt gel&amp;quot; on the market, called Fresh Dab, I instantly felt embarrassed. (Happy Friday to you, too, press release alert.) Basically, the gel is designed to clean our, well, bums\u2014the company that makes it claims that toilet paper alone doesn&amp;#039;t really, er, do the job, which means all this grime and grossness collects down there.  This info turned my embarrassment into sheer horror. Have I been walking around for 29 years with potential swamp ass and without even knowing it?!  Okay, probably not. But, not gonna lie, this whole butt gel thing is kind of a good idea. It&amp;#039;s made with aloe, witch hazel, and Rooibos (which I will now associate with groddy butt cracks rather than delicious tea): All you gotta do is dab the stuff on your toilet paper, do your thing as usual, and you&amp;#039;re undercarriage will be clean as a whistle.  So, while it&amp;#039;s awkward to have in your medicine cabinet, the stuff could actually really come in handy if you&amp;#039;re down with anal play (or simply not feeling so fresh) and want to make sure everything is on the up and up down there. Worth a try, right?  Want more from Natasha? Follow her on Twitter or find her on Facebook. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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