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"      Conservative celebrity Kirk Cameron, star of the Left Behind movies which feature the famous disembowelling Jesus, has made a movie because he&amp;#039;s afraid that we&amp;#039;ve forgotten what we owe the Pilgrims. This, apparently, has put his family in danger. &amp;quot;We must occupy this land with truth,&amp;quot; he told the CPAC crowd this afternoon, &amp;quot;and that the land of the free starts in the homes of the brave.&amp;quot; So he made a movie in which he traces the route of the Pilgrims from England, to Holland, and thence to Plymouth, where they established their colony so generations of Massachusetts schoolchildren can go there on field trips and say, in perfect harmony, &amp;quot;What the fk? It&amp;#039;s just a rock.&amp;quot; Actually, though, Kirk was quite taken by the monument that stands elsewhere in Plymouth. It is an impressive monument, and a tribute to the effectiveness of big-government programs. (It was built with $150,000 contributed by the governments of Connecticut and Massachusetts, and by the federal government.) The problem, of course, is that, once they established their colony, the Pilgrims became a dreadfully intolerant lot, particularly toward Indians and Quakers and Catholics, particularly after Plymouth Colony was subsumed by the Massachusetts Bay Colony. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s such a beautiful monument,&amp;quot; burbled Kirk, &amp;quot;that I&amp;#039;m amazed that some group hasn&amp;#039;t tried to damage it.&amp;quot;      "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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