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" The other night, I was out with a bunch of girlfriends. After a couple glasses of wine, one of the single girls started talking about this guy she met\u2014how he was so perfect in every way. &amp;quot;He&amp;#039;s handsome, has a great job, a nice apartment, seems like a gentleman,&amp;quot; she cooed. &amp;quot;He even has the perfect penis.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;What?!&amp;quot; I asked, giggling into my hand. &amp;quot;What exactly does the perfect penis look like?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s tall, long, pink, and strong,&amp;quot; she replied, very matter-of-factly. &amp;quot;I thought of Dan&amp;#039;s penis. Then I thought about all the penises I&amp;#039;ve ever seen, and yes, they were all different in different ways. There have been small penises, big penises, and even bent penises (ever seen one of those!?) But the perfect penis? I&amp;#039;m not sure I&amp;#039;ve seen one. Even as much as I love my hubby&amp;#039;s love muscle, I&amp;#039;m not sure that it&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;perfect.&amp;quot; You hear guys talk about the perfect boobs, but this is the first time I&amp;#039;ve thought about a perfect penis. Isn&amp;#039;t it all in the eye of the beholder? Is there such a standard anyway? And does it matter, really? REALLY? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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