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"  After sharing that bizarrely toothy promo photo last week, Miley Cyrus has given us yet another reason to watch her on MTV&amp;#039;s Unplugged tomorrow night. Madonna, Our Lady of the Unfortunate Grills, will be guest starring. And because the show is taping today, they could be trading awful hookup stories RIGHT. NOW. No one knows what Miley and my spirit mother will be singing together, but so long as it doesn&amp;#039;t involve Madonna&amp;#039;s Grammys pimp cane, we should be good. Also, Miley, if you&amp;#039;re reading this, I have some ideas for the show: 1) Madonna reads the Sex book aloud while you accompany her on a softly strummed guitar. 2) The two of you duet on an acoustic dubstep version of &amp;quot;Material Girl.&amp;quot; 3) You sing the Britney part in &amp;quot;Me Against the Music.&amp;quot; 4) She sings the Britney part in &amp;quot;SMS (Bangerz).&amp;quot; 5) Rihanna stops by so you can recreate the three-way kiss from the 2003 VMAs. I offer these ideas to you freely and ask only in return that you convince Madonna to adopt me. Unplugged airs tomorrow night on MTV at 9/8c. Follow Eliza on Twitter. Photo credit: Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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