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"Have you been wondering how the Wall Street folk are coping with the financial crisis? Wondering what they&amp;#x27;re up to when the rest of us middle classers are...ha, blogging away in Jersey. Me neither. After I found out AIG went on a gazillion dollar vacay AFTER the 700 billion dollar bailout I kind of lost my cool and ate a pint of cherry-vanilla fro yo--and bought JD a new Thomas The Train friend. I might not pay taxes this year too. Eff it, right? Kidding, IRS readers. Kidding. But if you are wondering what some of the laid off bankers are doing these days...watch this. Warning: Explicit language and extremely funny. Awesome, right? Can SNL replay this or what? And speaking of banks--mine merged with another one and supposedly it&amp;#x27;s a seamless transition for me, even though they are sending me new checks with a new checking account number--grrrr. To butter me up they enclosed a $25 Visa gift card with the &amp;quot;guess what&amp;quot; letter. I bought some sushi--and a new boat for JD&amp;#x27;s bath. I love free money. Yum! My sushi--and JD&amp;#x27;s brocc and cheese soup! Discuss. PS: Are you a woman who lost her banking job--a result of the Wall Street / economic crisis? Email me: StorkedCoppa@yahoo.com ASAP."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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