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"Remembering Iraq (or at Least Trying to)\n\nEverything suddenly went dark as the C-130 carrying Specialist Sean O'Shea landed on a steamy spring night in Baghdad. The pilot killed the lights and the plane dropped\u2014when you're flying into Baghdad, it's like you're falling out of the sky\u2014as if Sean needed to feel any more freaked than he already did.\n\nHe had strong feelings about the war. He believed in it, believed George Bush was doing the right thing by liberating a country from an evil dictator, believed he was going to Iraq to fight terrorists. \"Nine-eleven was in my head the whole time I was there,\" Sean says. \"That's why I was proud to go over.\" But he never imagined he'd actually be there. Sean O'Shea? In Iraq? The whole thing felt unreal.\n\nWhen he'd enlisted two years earlier\u2014signing up in his junior year of high school for a six-year stint in the Pennsylvania National Guard\u2014it was a year before the United States invaded Iraq. The recruiter had reassured Sean's father, Kevin, a security supervisor with the Scranton Housing Authority, \"Don't worry, Mr. O'Shea. The National Guard never leaves the state.\" Leave the state? Sean had barely ever left Minooka, the ten-block-long (but with five bars!) Irish section of Scranton. He'd enlisted mainly to help pay for tuition at Bloomsburg University\u2014money was tight, and the Guard was the best way to get a degree. But he also figured it couldn't hurt his future plans. He wanted to go into politics someday, maybe even run for state senate. Or mayor.\n\nIt was just before Christmas 2003\u2014and shortly after the capture of Saddam Hussein\u2014that Sean's unit got its deployment orders. They'd head to Fort Dix for training, then to Kuwait for about a month, then to Iraq and who knew what. \"I tried my hardest not to cry in front of everybody,\" he'd later write in his diary, about saying good-bye to his family in Pennsylvania. His mother, Nanci, a clerk at the Scranton Sewer Authority, had given him the diary because, as she told him, \"Who knows what you'll end up seeing over there.\"\n\nTwo months later, here he was, strapped into a C-130, banking over Baghdad in full battle rattle\u2014M4 rifle, sidearm, body armor, and Kevlar helmet, inside of which was tucked a Catholic prayer card: \"St. Michael, the archangel, defend us in battle.\" \"He's, like, the patron saint of the military,\" says Sean. \"He stopped Satan from getting to heaven.\"\n\nHe felt a nervous, panicky feeling in his stomach as the plane landed. \"I don't want to have to shoot and kill anyone, especially little kids,\" he'd written in his diary en route. \"Sometimes I feel like I'm not going to come back. Sometimes I feel like I might be one of those 'unlucky' soldiers. \u2026 I hope that I come back the same person that I left, but I feel I have already changed. Every now and then I look back a couple years and I wish I did things differently, so I can just be a regular 19-year-old going to college and having fun. I feel that I have become a man before I had a chance to be a boy.\"\n\nBuck up, he told himself as he walked off the plane, helmet on, prayer card in place. He was a soldier now. At that moment, Sean O'Shea still had no idea what he was doing in Iraq, how much danger he'd be in, what his mission was. God knows where they'd put a 19-year-old from the Pennsylvania National Guard.\n\n\n\nHe spent his first few weeks sitting on his ass in a prison watchtower, hugging his gun, bored to tears, making sure nobody escaped. Which they didn't. He saw more action in Minooka.\n\nThen, one day, out of nowhere, he was summoned by his superiors and told that the FBI wanted to talk to him about a new mission. The facility he was guarding was an HVD\u2014high-value detainee\u2014prison. (The rumor among the soldiers was that Saddam Hussein was in there.) The FBI guy asked him some questions. \"The interview was, like, three seconds long,\" Sean says. \"Like, 'What are your plans for the future? What's your background like? What are you interested in? What's your name?' And that was it. Like, 'See ya later.' \"\n\nSean turned to walk out, and the FBI guy stopped him. \"The job we're gonna pick you for could be really boring,\" he said.\n\n\"I don't care,\" Sean said. \"I think I know what it is, and I want to do it.\"\n\n\"You're kinda young.\"\n\n\"That's fine. It doesn't matter.\"\n\n\"Okay.\"\n\nHe was in.\n\n\n\n \"Are you ready to meet him?\" Sean was led down a long, filthy hallway, over a floor of broken concrete, past a bunch of empty rooms. The walk seemed to take forever\u2014he wasn't sure if he was excited or nervous; probably more excited.\n\nAnd then he came to Saddam's cell.\n\nSean could see him, through a small window in the cell door, sitting in his red plastic chair. The door was opened, and Saddam stood up. He was wearing a gray long-sleeve robe that fell to his ankles\u2014a getup the guys would come to call a \"mandress\" \u2014and dark leather sandals. He had a neatly trimmed black beard and a fresh haircut. He was taller than Sean expected, about six feet, and pretty solid for an old guy.\n\n\"He just came out with this big smile and shook our hands,\" Sean says. Then he put his hand over his heart and told them\u2014in decent English\u2014how good it was to meet them.He was meeting Saddam fucking Hussein!\n\nHis charge for the next ten months. For the next 298 days, Sean O'Shea from Minooka would stand guard over Saddam Hussein.* He tried to act unimpressed, tried to muster up his sternest military expression.\n\n\"I didn't want to make that face, but I didn't want to smile, either,\" Sean says. \"I just wanted to look, you know, a little intimidating. It was weird.\"\n\nLater he'd write in his diary: \"Part of me wanted to punch him in the face. Another part wanted to know what was going on in his head.\"\n\n\n\nThey had strict orders. To treat him with respect, but to be firm if necessary. To not initiate conversation, but to be civil if he did. To not talk about their own families or divulge anything about their personal lives. To run any requests Saddam made through the proper, official channels. To serve him his meals and mop his floors. To make sure his shower wasn't too hot or too cold. To see that he got his ercise every day and had a clean bed to sleep in every night. They were also ordered not to tell a soul\u2014not their families, not their parents, not even other soldiers in the company\u2014what they were doing while they were there. And never to tell where he was being held. By all accounts, the commanding officers did everything by the book. There would be no prisoner abuse-scandal fuckups in the Pennsylvania National Guard, no sir.\n\n\"For about the first month, things were awkward,\" says Sean. \"He was getting used to us, and we were getting used to him.\"\n\nThere were days when Sean sat outside Saddam's cell for hours, flipping through magazines, without a word being uttered. Then Saddam started to get comfortable.\n\n\n\nHe liked to talk about chicks.\n\n\"O'Shea, are you married?\"\n\nHe always called people by their last names, and he learned them quickly. Sean said no. \"Then he just started telling me what to do. He was like, 'You gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. In the middle. One that can cook and clean. Then you thank her, and you go\u2014' \" And Saddam smiled and made the gesture of bending a woman over and spanking her, as if to say: This is how you keep her in line. Sean tried not to bust out laughing. Then Saddam started laughing, as he often did, and went back to doing his wash in the sink.\n\nSaddam did his own wash. He had been given the option of doing it himself or giving it to the guards to do. \"He said he'd rather just do it in the sink. I don't know if he thought we'd mess with his wash or something,\" Sean says. So they'd hand him the detergent, and he'd wash out his underwear (white briefs), his man-dresses, and his wife-beater undershirts, then hang them up to dry.\n\nHe had to be watched every second\u2014and that meant every second. So Sean and the other guys who'd been chosen for the mission got accustomed to watching Saddam Hussein sleep, bathe, eat, shave. One day he slipped in the shower, and panic ensued; no one wanted him to be hurt while being guarded by Americans. (One soldier had to practically carry him back to his cell; another had to go in and pick up his underwear.)\n\nWhile he was officially under Iraqi control, awaiting his trial for crimes against humanity, it was Americans who watched and tended to him. \"We were just babysitting,\" says Paco Reese, another of the guards.\n\n\"It was really like a geriatric center.\"\n\nA month or so in, they were getting a lot more familiar with each other. It's what happens when you spend this much time with someone, even a mass-murdering tyrant\u2014seeing him wake up, getting him dressed every morning and undressed every night, bringing him breakfast.\n\nBut not Froot Loops. Never Froot Loops. Saddam loved Raisin Bran Crunch, but sometimes they'd run out.\n\nIt was one of the few times Sean ever saw him defeated\u2014when he'd bring him the wrong cereal. \"No Froot Loops!\" Saddam would say.\n\n\n\nIt was torture not to be able to tell anyone. Not to tell his parents, who saw every dead-soldier report on the evening news and worried that it was Sean who'd been killed because they had no idea what he was doing or where he was. Not to tell his only brother, a maintenance worker in the Scranton School District. Not to tell his friends back home, to call them and say, Dude, you won't believe what I'm doing in Iraq!\n\n\"They told us not to tell anyone, but who would have believed us?\" Sean says. \"That a bunch of guys from Minooka and Berwick were guarding Saddam Hussein?\"\n\nSo they had only one another to swap stories with. This wasn't your typical soldier bond. This wasn't foxhole stuff. This was closeness born of sharing a secret holy-shit assignment (and one that was certainly more entertaining than dodging AK-47 rounds in Fallujah). They referred to Saddam by his code name because it made it easier for them to square this quirky, friendly, and often funny guy with the monster they knew him to be, \"the number one villain in the world,\" the reason they were in Iraq in the first place.\n\nOf course, they all got tight, Sean and the other Pennsylvania National Guardsmen who had somehow ended up smack in the middle of history.\n\nThere was Specialist Jesse Dawson, 25, a straight-shooting country boy and son of a forklift operator from Berwick, who had to leave his cow, Buster, and his job at a bottling company behind. For the first several months, Jesse was skeptical that the guy he was guarding was really Saddam. \"I knew he had a lotta doubles,\" Jesse says.\n\nThere was Corporal Jonathan \"Paco\" Reese, a 22-year-old Filipino from Millville, who, prior to being deployed to Iraq, was a cook at the Berwick Armory. Paco also worked at Ruby Tuesday's in Dickson City. \"I loved that place,\" he says. When he told the other waiters and busboys he was going to Iraq, he promised that if he met Saddam Hussein, \" 'I'm gonna shoot him!' And then somebody brought up the fact that 'you cook food\u2014you're not gonna shoot him.' And I was like, 'All right, then I'll spit in his food.'\u2026 And here I end up actually serving food to him!\" (Did he ever spit in Saddam's food? \"No, no, no. Definitely not.\")\n\nPaco remembers his first meeting with Saddam. \"One of the other guys said, 'Do you want to meet him?' And I was like, 'We can do that?' And I just look up at [Saddam], he's a pretty tall guy, and he put his hand on his heart, and he's like, 'Hel-lo, how are you today? Nice to meet you.' And I'm like thinking, What do I say now? 'Nice to meet you, too'? In my mind I'm thinking, Why am I saying it's nice to meet one of the most hated men in the world?\"\n\nThere was Sergeant Nick Costello, a 25-year-old from Williamsport, who met his current girlfriend while online-dating from one of the prison's computers but couldn't tell her what he was doing in Iraq. (\"It would be a sweet pickup line,\" notes Sean.) \"I replied to his personal because he said he was in Iraq,\" says Shannon, the girlfriend. \"Then I said, 'Wait a minute. If you're in Iraq, how do you have a computer?' \" In fact, the Saddam guards had one of the cushier assignments in Iraq, especially once the big guy was moved to a nicer, rat-free facility (because, they believed, Iraqi ministers came to visit him, then blabbed to Iraqi newspapers about where he was). They had a gym, clean bathrooms, a Ping-Pong table, PlayStation 2, and free long distance home.\n\nThere was Sergeant Casey Dunnigan, a 22-year-old welder from Rock Glen, whose tattoos Saddam greatly admired. Saddam himself has a small tattoo of a four-legged animal on the underside of his forearm. He told Casey that he got it when he was 8 or 9 years old and that he'd \"traded ten watermelons for it.\"\n\nThis was the crew Sean became closest to, the guys he knew he'd be friends with for the rest of his life. Because who else could ever understand what it was like to bear witness to history, to meet and get to know the most wanted war criminal of our time, to affect, in some small way, the Course of Human Events? And to watch Saddam Hussein take a dump?\n\n\n\nFrom Sean's diary:\n\nEvery day was basically the same with [Saddam]. At 0700 hours he was woken up, and he usually asked to use the latrine. At 0730 was breakfast. At 0830 the medics came and checked his blood pressure and gave him his medicine. Then, recreation, where he would water his plants, wash his clothes, sit and have coffee, a cigar, and talk to us. He would also feed the birds. 1130 was lunch, 1630 was dinner, 2030 was another medic visit, and 2200 was lights out, but he usually went to the bathroom right before that. He had 15 minutes to shower two times a week. He was always giving us fruit, candy, whatever he had. We got so used to him it was like he was one of our friends, but we knew our place and he knew his.\n\n\n\nThey don't believe he saw the statue of himself being toppled in Firdos Square on April 9, 2003; or if he did, he never mentioned it. He always told them his people loved him\u2014and still loved him. He insisted that everything he ever did was for the \"good of his people.\" Invading Kuwait, for example. \"He said the Kuwaitis were a bunch of dogs, raping Iraqi women,\" Casey says. And he was absolutely certain that he'd someday return to power. \"He still thinks he's the president,\" says Jesse. \"He'd always tell us he was still the president. That's what he thinks. Totally, 100 percent.\" In fact, Saddam liked to say that \"when this was all over,\" he wanted them to \"come back and stay in his palace and see how beautiful Iraq was.\" He asked them to promise that they'd come back and visit when he was restored to power. \"I'll show you all around my country,\" he said. \"You are like sons to me.\" He also told Sean, \"It's not beautiful now, but it will be when I'm back in charge.\"\n\n\"He knew we'd destroyed most of his shit,\" says Jesse.\n\n\n\nFrom Sean's diary :\n\nDay 255. Right now, he is lying in his bed, reading. Didn't have much contact with him, just said hello, and he asked me how I was doing. Today, [one of the officers] gave me an article on all of the mass graves that were dug up, and after I read it, I realized how evil this guy is. But you wouldn't be able to tell, the way he acts around us.\n\n\n\nHe told them, from his jail cell, about life in the spider hole, where he was captured\u2014bearded and wild-eyed\u2014on December 13, 2003. He complained that he'd been sold out, that \"only one person knew I was down there, and he told on me.\" Even though he'd paid the guy money to be quiet.\n\n\"He was really mad about that,\" says Jesse.\n\n\"One day he said, 'Do you know Judas?' \" remembers Sean. \"He compared himself to Jesus, how Judas told on Jesus. He was like, 'That's how it was for me.' If his Judas never said anything, nobody ever would have found him, he said.\"\n\nHe claimed that when he was in the hole, he had a book to read, and that he didn't stay down there all day, every day; he also hid in a house nearby. \"He would get word that the troops were coming, and then he'd get in the hole,\" Sean says.\n\nWhen the bombing started, Saddam told Jesse, he'd tried to flee in a taxicab as the tanks were rolling in. \"He told the story,\" says Paco, \"that he knew the bombs were coming and so he was packing up all his stuff and trying to flee to his other palace. Well, America bombed the palace that he was running to, he said, and so some of his bodyguards got hurt. But then he started laughing. He goes, 'America, they dumb. They bomb wrong palace.' \"\n\n\n\nHe had his quirks. He was a clean freak who always scrubbed up after shaking someone's hand (but did it the minute the person left his cell, so as not to appear rude). Mealtime was a study in obsessive-compulsiveness. When his meal trays arrived, he would pull out a box of baby wipes. First he would pick up the tray and wipe the table. Then he would pick up the plate and wipe the tray. Then, methodically, he would wipe each piece of plastic silverware and set it back down. Only then would he eat. \"He had germophobia, or whatever you call it,\" says Jesse.\n\nHe liked to share home remedies with them. Once, when Nick had a sore muscle, Saddam advised, \"Garlic, water, and hot sauce. Just rub it on there.\" Nick thought that sounded pretty stupid.\n\nAll his drinks, from milk to water to orange juice, had to be room temperature. He wouldn't eat beef but seemed to like fish and chicken. Salads were acceptable, but only if they came with Italian dressing, because he liked to use the dressing to marinate his olives. He pretty much got whatever he wanted, within reason. And his favorite food was\u2026Cheetos. He was nuts about Cheetos. One of the guardsmen turned him on to them, and before long he would get grumpy if they ran out (so they started to order extra from the mess hall). Then one day they gave him Doritos instead, and Saddam never went back. \"He kept asking for doris,\" Jesse says. He'd eat a family-size bag of Doritos in ten minutes. When they'd give him a bag, he'd smile, thank them profusely, and retreat to a corner of his cell. Then he'd sprinkle a few drops of water into the bag and eat. They're still not sure if he thought it would somehow be less messy that way or if he just liked them soggy. The Doritos thing he didn't feel like explaining.\n\n\n\nSaddam would try, in his own way, to maintain his dignity. Before going to the bathroom, for instance, he would place his red plastic chair in front of the toilet, drape it with a towel, and do his business. Toilet paper was never used. He wiped with his left hand and had a hose next to the toilet that he used to wash himself off. Sean and the others did their best to give him privacy and treat him with respect. (\"It's not like we'd be staring at his junk,\" says Jesse.)\n\nIn his cell, he had a bed, a toilet, a chair, a towel, a few books, and his prayer rug. He also had his Koran, which he read every day and proudly showed the boys because it was burned around the edges and had a bullet hole in it. He said he'd retrieved it from some rubble near the hole where he'd been hiding. He prayed five times a day but was sometimes too frail to kneel. \"He was a very bad man,\" says Jesse, \"but when we had him, he was also a broken man.\"\n\nThere were days he wouldn't talk at all\u2014days when he'd go silent and pace his cell. Other times, they observed him \"singing and dancing a jig, clapping his hands, stomping his feet.\" But usually he just wanted to talk. His English kept improving, and he liked to tell jokes. There was one about a sheep and three men. \"You couldn't always understand him,\" says Jesse, \"but he was laughing, so you'd start laughing, too.\"\n\nHe wrote constantly, on yellow legal pads, in Arabic. All day long, writing. Sometimes it was poetry, which he'd read aloud, translating into English as best he could. \"It was always something like, 'The sun and the sky and the stars\u2026,' \" says Jesse. \"And then he'd just sit there, all smiles, and you're going, 'Yeah! That's\u2026great!' \"\n\n\"Sometimes, when he translated from the Arabic,\" says Paco, \"it made no sense to us at all. It would be like, 'There's a blender in the street.' And we'd be like, 'Beautiful!' \"\n\nHe informed them that he was writing his memoirs and asked their permission to use their names. \"As long as you say something nice,\" said Sean. He also told them to go home and tell their stories. \"And get some money for it,\" he advised.\n\n\n\nIt was all Saddam, all the time. And sometimes it was a bit too much. Sean and his friends loved the hours when all of them were off duty at the same time, when they could take a break from the oddly endearing crazy man down the hall and just be normal guys again. Late at night, usually when he was sleeping, they found other ways to amuse themselves. They got tattooed together, everyone but Paco. A guy in the platoon turned out to be a tattoo artist, and his wife mailed him all his tools and ink. Sean got two: the O'Shea coat of arms and, on the top of his spine, the Irish Cladagh symbol, which hurt like a bitch. They pulled pranks on one another's birthdays\u2014who got duct-taped to the chair, who had to wear the thong. They consoled each other when a girlfriend found another guy in Berwick. But a lot of the time, they would sit around and try not to talk about what's-his-name. Some nights they'd get mortared, but the sounds of mortars, rockets, and AK-47 rounds were nothing to them anymore. They learned to sleep right through it.\n\nSaddam was so unafraid that when the shit started raining down and they'd ask him if he wanted to put on his bulletproof vest, he'd just laugh. \"I guess he was a lot more used to it than we were,\" says Sean.\n\nSometimes they would just lie in their bunks, relieved that they were no longer in their old facility, where rats crawled into their beds at night. But mostly they dreamed of Daytona. They hatched a plan during those long nights: When they got out of here, they'd drive from Pennsylvania to Florida in two pickup trucks with their motorcycles in tow. There would be life after Saddam.\n\n\n\nHe tried to give them presents\u2014whatever he'd gotten in packages from his daughters who had been granted asylum in Jordan and who sent things to him through the Red Cross. (\"He hated the Red Cross,\" says Jesse.) Mainly, they'd send him Cuban cigars and sweets. Once, they sent a watch, which he tried to give the guys. They couldn't keep it, but out of curiosity, they looked it up on the Internet that night and were shocked to find that it was worth about $1,000. \"Anything he had, he would try to share with us,\" says Sean.\n\nHe told them he had \"no family left, no houses left,\" and that they were like his family now. \"He used to call us his sons, his brothers, his friends,\" Sean says.\n\nExcept for the gifts, he rarely talked about his daughters. But he did talk about his sons. Once, he regaled Casey and an FBI agent about the time he got Uday three hookers for the three nights before his wedding. \"He said the first night, this girl came and gave it to Uday pretty good,\" Casey recalls. \"So Saddam asked his son if he was ready for the next one. 'No,' Uday told Saddam. 'This one was enough.' Saddam thought this was hilarious.\"\n\n\n\nHe was not supposed to know anything about current events. One of the interpreters' jobs was to cut all the news items out of the papers before giving them to Saddam each morning, which didn't leave much to read. He was not given any information on the U.S. presidential election, and the boys aren't even sure if he knew that John Kerry was running against Bush, because Saddam never mentioned him. (At the time he was captured, Dean was the front-runner.)\n\n\"I told him Jesse Jackson was president, just to screw around,\" says Jesse. \"And he cracked up.\"\n\nBut he had plenty to say about Bush.\n\nBoth Bushes, actually.\n\n\"He'd always be like, 'Bush is no good,' \" says Jesse. \"And then he'd be like, 'Reagan? Reagan and me, good.' \"\n\nPaco: \"And Clinton was all right. He'd always say, 'The Cleeenton, he's okay. The Bush father, son, no good.' \"\n\nSean: \"But he wanted to be friends with them. Towards the end, he was saying that he doesn't hold any hard feelings and he just wanted to talk to Bush, to make peace with him.\"\n\nJesse: \"He thought that Bush could forgive and forget about what has happened. 'He knows I have nothing, no mass weapons. He knows he'll never find them.' \"\n\nHe weighed in on everyone from Dan Rather (\"a good guy\") to Osama bin Laden (\"He said he never had relations with him,\" according to Jesse). But Reagan was his favorite.\n\n\"He talked about how Reagan sold him planes and helicopters and stuff,\" says Jesse.\n\n\"And basically funded his war against Iran,\" says Sean. \"He said, 'I wish things were like when Ronald Reagan was still president, and I said, 'Yeah, I wish they were, too, because then I wouldn't be here.' \"\n\nWhen Sean told him that Reagan had recently died after a long battle with Alzheimer's, Saddam got quiet for a minute, then said, \"Yes. This happens.\"\n\n\n\nOne afternoon, Saddam had a meeting with two officials from the new Iraqi government. Before he went in, Sean asked him if he wanted to wear his bulletproof vest. The Americans weren't allowed to search the Iraqi officials, because Saddam was technically an Iraqi prisoner. For all Sean knew, they could be packing. Saddam just snorted. \"I don't need one for them,\" he said.\n\nThis is how Sean remembers the meeting:\n\n\"[The officials] said something like, 'We're here to charge you for the crimes against your country.' \" They were talking in Arabic, but there was a translator. \"And [Saddam] goes, 'Change the subject or I'm walking out.' And the other guy goes, 'You stole all the money from your country.' And he just got up, walked out. That was the end of the meeting.\n\n\"When he got back to his cell, he was pacing back and forth. He took his suit off, gave it back, kept pacing back and forth. And he said, 'Ministers? Ministers of what? It's my country! I'm still the president of this country!' \"\n\n\n\nJesse helped dress him the morning of his arraignment last July. Saddam wanted to look nice, wanted to wear the one suit he'd been given. It was a gray suit, and he wore it with a pressed white shirt. \"Oh yeah, beautiful suit,\" remembers Jesse. \"Not sure what brand it was.\" He got a haircut and trimmed his own beard\u2014which was getting grayer every day\u2014with the razor they would give him for mere minutes at a time. When he was done, he looked at Jesse and tugged on his lapels, as if to say, \"How do I look?\" Jesse gave him the thumbs-up and led him down the hall.\n\n\n\nFrom Sean's diary:\n\nDay 270. [Saddam] asked me if I could get him some hot water so he could make himself some coffee. And he told me to get some for myself because he would like to make me some coffee, too. \u2026 So I went and got two cups of hot water and he pulled out a bag of instant coffee and put a scoop in my cup. Then he stirred it and told me to try it. I really didn't want to, because he put a real lot of coffee in there, but I did and it was awful. Then he looked at me and said, \"Good?\" I said, \"Oh, yeah. This is great.\" And he went on about how he makes really good coffee.\n\n\n\nSaddam's favorite time was rec time, when he got to go outside and tend to his garden. He grew flowers and saplings and watered them with his hose. He told the guys stories about how his father was a farmer and how he learned to be one, too, before he ran away from home near Tikrit, so he knew a lot about this stuff. He loved his little date tree and would peel petals off flowers and eat them. And he was always concerned about the birds. \"He saved bread and cereal from his meals to feed them,\" says Sean. (But no Froot Loops for the birds, either.)\n\n\"A little baby bird fell out of the bird's nest he had,\" remembers Jesse. Saddam picked it up and threw it straight in the air. The guys all thought it was going to fall back down and go splat. But it spread its wings. \"That was kinda neat.\"\n\nOne day the higher-ups decided to put a treadmill in Saddam's rec area. They thought it would be good for him to ercise more. Saddam took one look at the treadmill\u2014and the sneakers that came with it\u2014and laughed. \"You get on it,\" he told one of the soldiers. And sneakers? Please. \"It's like putting new tires on a used car,\" he said. A few days later, Saddam told Sean what he'd really like: a Ping-Pong table. (Request denied.)\n\nRec time was always eventful. One night, when Saddam was on a break, all the lights went out. \"I wish I had a candle and a fine woman,\" sighed Saddam, who then proceeded to tell Jesse that he had \"only been in love twice\"\u2014once with his first wife and once with his second.\n\nOutside, Saddam was allowed to smoke all the cigars he wanted. But the soldiers needed permission to light up in the rec yard. One time, Sean snuck a cigarette anyway and got caught and reprimanded. Saddam couldn't believe it. \"How you not let soldiers smoke?\" Next time, he told Sean, \"blame me.\"\n\n\n\nSaddam also used the hose in the rec yard to water the ground because, in between the cracks of the pavement, little plants would grow. That, and he liked everything to be clean. (\"Clean, clean, clean,\" Sean says.) So it was usually pretty wet out there.\n\nOne day a black electrical cable that ran along the ground outside started to smoke and short-circuit. Apparently, the tube had cracked and the water from Saddam's hose had flowed into it. Sean didn't see this and almost stepped on it. Suddenly, Saddam grabbed him. Sean was alarmed\u2014not realizing he was a step away from being electrocuted\u2014and responded by cocking his fist. He thought Saddam was attacking him.\n\n\"No, no, no! Look!\" Saddam yelled. \"I saved your life! I saved your life!\"\n\nFor weeks after, no matter who came by\u2014medics, Red Cross workers, other officers\u2014 Saddam would tell them, \"I saved O'Shea's life!\"\n\n\n\nSean's final diary entry:\n\nYesterday [Saddam] gave me another cigar. This time I kept it. It is a Montecristo, from Cuba. I am going to find a way to send it home. Today when we were out to rec, [Saddam] asked if it was okay for me to smoke, so I asked the S.O.G. and he said yes. So [Saddam] gave me a cigar and asked me to sit with him. While we were sitting and smoking, we had a conversation. At first he was just saying that it was a lot better to have someone else to smoke and talk with. Then we started talking about the war a little bit which led him to telling me about his sons. As he was telling me about them and how they died, he said, My 3 sons [he included his grandson] died in this war while I was underground. He said when someone came to tell him about it, he was proud that they died for their country. As he was talking more about everything he lost, tears were in his eyes. I didn't know what to say so I just said, Sorry for your losses. He then told me about this dream he was having about a snake and he tried to kill it but he couldn't. Then an American came and killed it for him. \u2026 He also told me about the three other times he was in prison and how he tried to assassinate the president that was before him and he got shot in the knee. He was saying something about how the first time he smoked a cigar was with the president of Algeria and he got dizzy and he was laughing.\n\nWe talked loosely for a while. Well, he talked and I pretty much just nodded along and tried to put his English together. The way that this guy acts around and toward us makes it hard to picture him doing the things he did. But we just have to keep reminding ourselves of that when we start to get too close.\n\n\n\nIn late February, Sean, Jesse, Paco, Nick, Casey, and the rest of the platoon began the journey back to Pennsylvania. In his backpack, Sean had his diary, the Cuban cigar Saddam gave him, and his commendations from the military. \"SPC O'Shea, you have displayed the highest levels of professional competence. \u2026 [You] handled detainee operations of Saddam Hussein with ease. [You] enabled Iraq to take a step toward democracy and gave the people of Iraq the freedom to vote for the first time in fifty years.\"\n\nWhen Sean got home to Minooka, there was a parade, with crowds lining the sidewalks and banner coverage in the local papers. The next night, he was up till the wee hours, backslapping his old high school buddies, flirting with the Minooka girls, and drinking J&amp;amp;#xE4;eger Bomb shots all down the strip, from Joyce's to Diskins Saloon. \"Did you shoot anybody?\" they all wanted to know.\n\n\"It's a long story,\" said Sean. He was 20 now, about to start classes at Bloomsburg University, but he'd never be a regular guy again.\n\nThe last he heard of Saddam was from the troops that replaced him: Saddam was really hurt that Sean never said good-bye."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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