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"Love was in the air on Bachelor Pad last night. And drama. And tears. And scheming. And betrayal. Now, where had I seen all that, combined with flowers and bad formalwear, before?The prom, ladies and gentlemen. I saw it at the prom. And when I went back and checked, it wasn&amp;#x27;t my imagination. Let&amp;#x27;s take a Fantasy Journey through One Magical Night at the Pad. (Just capitalizing the potential prom themes in that sentence.) You tell me: how many of these things went down before, during and immediately after at your big dance? 1) There&amp;#x27;s the blonde king and queen of perfection--nothing could ever break them up! 2) Then there&amp;#x27;s the guy who&amp;#x27;s constantly bragging about going to college parties with his cousin, but one beer lays him right out. 3) We can hardly believe they made it--the couple who&amp;#x27;s always lounging. No, seriously: always. You just know they wear their sneakers under the sheets. 4) We&amp;#x27;ve got the guy who, after getting stuck in the middle of one too many fights between his buddies (things just aren&amp;#x27;t like they were in middle school! You guys have changed) decided he had to get a girl. Any girl. 5) Even one who doesn&amp;#x27;t bother to hide how excited she is to leash him up and boss him forever. 6) Even one who&amp;#x27;s seen too many prom movies, and who demands her date&amp;#x27;s jacket eight minutes into the night. 7) It wouldn&amp;#x27;t be prom without that girl whose purest joy comes from other&amp;#x27;s conflict. 8) And the resident rich snob who&amp;#x27;s not a jerk after all--just misunderstood. He plans a breathtaking date for the girl who&amp;#x27;s always been second best (ahem, Ben Flajnik). 9) Still, Lindzi, I&amp;#x27;d check that hysterical optimism. I&amp;#x27;ve seen this movie a million times, and I&amp;#x27;m pretty sure there&amp;#x27;s a Was I a bet? Was I a f----ing bet? in your near future. 10) Hold on--who is that? Has he been going to this school this whole time? 11) For the first three songs, the guys and girls stood kinda like this. 12) Much to the delight of head chaperone Mr. H, who tries so hard to be one of the kids, but like he&amp;#x27;s totally not, you know? 13) But OMG, the night started to unravel when word spread that Blonde King didn&amp;#x27;t get into Blonde Queen&amp;#x27;s school after all. Someone from Central got the wrestling scholarship. You&amp;#x27;d THINK Mr. H could give them ONE SECOND of privacy to like say goodbye for the last time. But no. 14) Girls who had nothing to do with the breakup started crying immediately. 15) Of course, the golden girl bounced back--with the guy who&amp;#x27;s finally getting noticed, at the last minute, after four long years of no one knowing his name. 16) Everyone had a total blast at the after party... until... 17) No WAY, c&amp;#x27;mon, how did he find us? For the last time, Mr. H, we don&amp;#x27;t want to see your Miata. 18) Actually... could you maybe give us a ride home in it? The group diva just got pissed, stomped off and took the limo home alone, because whatever, her dad paid for it anyway, so everyone else can suck it. Bachelor Pad = prom, right? Who&amp;#x27;s your favorite couple on the show, now that everyone&amp;#x27;s all coupled up? (Oh, right, I almost forgot: Michael and Erica Rose went home.) More reality TV... Here&amp;#x27;s What It&amp;#x27;s Like to Be Married to a Jonas Brother Is This Honey Boo Boo Thing Icky or Awesome? Attention Fans of Chris From Emily Maynard&amp;#x27;s Season: He&amp;#x27;s Awful and You&amp;#x27;ve Played Photo: ABC"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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