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"   I would like to take a survey of how many New Yorkers were productive at work today? Halloween is one of the more inconsiderate holidays. Unlike other boozing party holidays, like New Years Eve, you have no cushion day to recover. This hump day celebration left me feeling, well, not so festive. My costume of Axl Rose was more authentic in spirit than in resemblance and left me with a wake-up call from my coworker and a hangover that convinced me that partying like a rock star should be exclusively reserved for the weekends. When I finally arrived at the office this morning I was a little bit confused by the reaction my coworkers had to what I thought was a non-threatening outfit. Everything from Bedouin goddess in Cabo San Lucas to Jesus Christ, everyone seem to have an opinion. Although it is quite flattering to have your style resemble the son of God, my look today is more on par with designer&amp;#039;s obsession with lingerie/pajama dressing because I literally rolled out of bed this morning. Gospel choir chic aside, it will be a miracle if I can make it through the day.  -Malina V. Joseph "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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