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"Friends, it&amp;#x27;s time to pat ourselves on the back: we&amp;#x27;ve endured, by my estimation, a good nine months of Courtney Stodden&amp;#x27;s scantily-clad antics. (What did the pumpkins do to deserve this? Now, take heart: everyone&amp;#x27;s favorite child bride is getting some help.Sort of. That is, she&amp;#x27;s the first guest on the new Funny or Die web series &amp;quot;The Donny Clay Show,&amp;quot; in which Jason Alexander plays a life coach. Even though Donny gets a little distracted by Courtney&amp;#x27;s mind-boggling boobs, I find him immediately endearing--so much so that I&amp;#x27;m willing to give up his sworn nemesis, Dr. Phil. Watch below (and, if you&amp;#x27;re need of free life-coach inspiration yourself, follow Donny Clay here). "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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