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" Yes, no one can be both, and no, everyone can be neither. Inversely, everyone can be both and no one can be neither. What I mean to say is beware of rhyming things; they are not always true. A stitch in time saves at best eight, and when the cat&amp;#039;s away, the mice are only somewhat relieved.  Besides, a lot more research is needed. I know of only a 1996 penile-implant study of 80 men by urologist Hunter Wessells, which showed that the size of a flaccid penis did not accurately predict erectile length, and until there&amp;#039;s funding for more dick measuring, that&amp;#039;s all we really know. You have to consider the variables as well, like temperature, emotions, and the thickness of one&amp;#039;s pubic fat pad.  &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ve been in the business for 17 years,&amp;quot; says Sunset Thomas\u00AE, current junior vice-president of prostitution and, God willing, the next governor of the great state of Alaska. &amp;quot;And I also have worked in brothels, so I&amp;#039;ve seen all kinds of cocks,&amp;quot; she says. &amp;quot;You can&amp;#039;t necessarily judge when the guy&amp;#039;s penis is small before it actually gets hard to know how big it&amp;#039;s really going to get. It&amp;#039;s, like, really tiny and small, and all of a sudden it gets huge, you know? There&amp;#039;s other times that you go down and you look at it, and it looks big, but it doesn&amp;#039;t get bigger, you know what I mean?&amp;quot; I think we do, Miss Thomas, but I also think you lifted most of that from Virginia Woolf. Got a sex question of your own? E-mail it to us at sex@esquire.com RELATED STORIES:  THE NEW VIAGRA: Just Call It the Little Spray That Could  THE EXPERT ANSWER: How to Avoid Whiskey Dick  BEDROOM CONUNDRUMS: Stacey Answers More of Your Sex Questions  SEX: Get More of It Here   "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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