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"   Sometimes we read a news story that&amp;#039;s just so unbelievable, and so freaking crazy, that we are honestly speechless.  Luckily, this one pretty much speaks for itself: Basically, some dude&amp;#039;s car was in the shop when it got repossessed (he defaulted on his payments). Pissed off that he lost his car, the guy blamed the mechanic and according to court documents, &amp;quot;entered the workshop in an intimidating manner with a large black dildo in his right hand, which he was smacking into his left hand continually in an aggressive and threatening manner.&amp;quot;  Yes, you read that right: The man used a fake penis to try to scare the mechanic into giving him money. (Apparently we don&amp;#039;t need that can of mace anymore: We&amp;#039;ll just keep our biggest, most intimidating dildo on hand in case we need some muscle in a tough situation.)  Though, one wonders: Why did this dude choose a sex toy as an intimating tool as opposed to, say, a bat, a pipe, or another oblong, weapon-like object? While what he did was totally, totally wrong, we do have to admire his creativity.  Want more from Natasha? Follow her on Twitter or find her on Facebook. Photo: Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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