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"  The totally lucid and not insane leader of a troll army the extreme right-wing, anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church, plans to boycott Taylor Swift&amp;#039;s Kansas City concert on July 3rd. Because he doesn&amp;#039;t like the way she slammed Harry Styles? Because he thinks she has unfairly Friend Zoned Ed Sheeran? Nope, because he thinks she&amp;#039;s a big ol&amp;#039; casual fornicator, reports Radar Online. The power of Christ compells you! Ben Phelps, who is heading up the anti-Swift boycot, says of the songstress who writes smouldering, boner-springing lyrics such as I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress / It&amp;#039;s a love story, baby just say yes: &amp;quot;This girl is a whore. She is the whorish face of doomed America. What she&amp;#039;s famous for is hopping from one bed to the other. [She has an] immodest, vulgar appearance and [commits] serial fornication.&amp;quot;  Oh no, not cereal fornication!   Phelps continues: &amp;quot;One simple tweet from her: &amp;#039;Stop fornicating, ladies, and obey God,&amp;#039; would rock the house. But it would cost her millions she makes with her sin-coddling songs. Taylor Swift uses the talent God gave her to warble about fornication... She&amp;#039;s a whore! I mean, come on.&amp;quot; COME ONNN! What&amp;#039;s the deal with airplane peanuts! One more time for the cheap seats in the back! Not to follow Phelps&amp;#039; logic to its utterly insane conclusion (very much like riding a psychotic horse towards a burning stable), but why are ladies the only ones prohibited from this sinful fornication? What about the guys? Does the Lord have some kind of get-out-of-jail-free card for them because they are unable to resist the temptations of prepubescent temptresses in their godless yoga pants? Furthermore, this might be a good time to remind everybody of that time when the sex tape leaked of &amp;quot;wholesome Christian band&amp;quot; Creed&amp;#039;s frontman Scott Stapp getting a blowjob from a groupie with his friend Kid Rock. Check your own warbling before you wreck yourself, Mr. Phelps. Follow Anna on Twitter. Image via Wikimedia "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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