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"Your man&amp;#x27;s undies indicate a lot about who he is! For example, diapers equal baby or extremely old person.Use your imagination to fill out the bottom half of this picture. (Not like that, creeper.) I, for one, certainly give a lot of thought to the ol&amp;#x27; thong vs. boyshort vs. bikini-cut when it comes to lingerie, even though the guy I&amp;#x27;m seeing might not even notice. We&amp;#x27;ve asked about your preference between boxers and briefs, but this morning I got to thinking about dudes&amp;#x27; underthings (which sounds way pervier than it actually was) and decided that to truly know who you&amp;#x27;re dating, you gotta get into their pants-y&amp;#x27;know, literally. Because I am an anthropologist. You&amp;#x27;re welcome. Briefs: He&amp;#x27;s either Christian Bale in American Psycho (&amp;quot;I have to go return some videotapes&amp;quot;) or someone&amp;#x27;s dad. Or a Calvin Klein model. In which case, go for it, and ask him to do Blue Steel for you. Boxer-briefs: Some girls think this is just right, but I dunno. Does he have trendy glasses? I feel like he has trendy glasses and a haircut and kind of looks like Rachel Maddow. Boxers: He is low-key, might smoke weed and definitely doesn&amp;#x27;t care about fashion. He likes beer. He is probably a husky. Fax him to me! Man-thongs, a.k.a. c*ck-socks: Bah, really? Does he have a John Waters moustache, too? That seems right. Also, if he seems stiff to you, that&amp;#x27;s because he&amp;#x27;s a mannequin. Mesh underwear: Negotiable, but I suspect you&amp;#x27;re barking up the wrong tree. Ladies&amp;#x27; underwear: See above. Kilt: He&amp;#x27;s Scottish, no duh. Kilt (before World War II, when wearing anything underneath was prohibited): He&amp;#x27;s totes commando under that kilt. And also is a ghost. Run! Yes, I admittedly have a preference for boxers. But what do you ladies like best? Also: Would you consider buying them for him as a subtle nudge in the right direction? More anthropological fieldwork: *A Handy Snap-Judgment Guide To What His Cuddling Style Means *A Slightly Silly, Albeit Helpful, Sex Guide For the Truly Lazy Girl *How A 14th-Century Logician Saved My Dating Life And Can Save Yours Too *Why Dudes Send D*ck Pics (In Their Own Words) Photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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