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"      November 18, 2011 Why is he a whore? Well, you&amp;#039;ve got the Whore of Babylon in Revelations. And you&amp;#039;ve got Woody Allen&amp;#039;s great short story, &amp;quot;The Whore of Mensa.&amp;quot; But there was nothing literary about it, not really. Cavs fans heard plenty of pillow talk from LeBron \u2014 how fabulous we were together, how deeply satisfied he was, how big we felt inside him. We thought it was the real thing. After all, he never told us not to touch the hair. And then? Gone. Just like that. Emptied our wallets, left us blue-balled, and moved along to his next trick. The Whore of Akron. CLICK HERE FOR AN EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT FROM THE WHORE OF AKRON...  ...AND CLICK HERE TO ORDER IT NOW. PLUS: Click the tabs above at left for more videos from Scott Raab on the road back to Cleveland "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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