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"Every year, around this time, we start racking our brains to come up with a halfway-decent costume for yet another round of Halloween parties. Since we\u2019re all food lovers here, a logical choice would be to dress up like some kind of food, right?\r\n\r\nWrong. Here are 25 examples of how dressing like food can end in sadness. Unless you\u2019re going to dress like a hot dog, and are prepared to bring the party (cf. slide 19) Unless you\u2019re this guy, you cannot pull this costume off. If you are this guy, please do it again. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/nathaninsandiego/5150535088/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;nathaninsandiego&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; \u201CBroccoli\u201D and \u201Cfreak flag\u201D rarely come together so seamlessly. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/misserion/2311853894/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;misserion&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; Strawberries and beefcake aren\u2019t a traditional pairing, but creativity knows no bounds. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sangudo/7411309172/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;sangudo&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; The happiest taco. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/hundredsofbillions/3048358613/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;hundredsofbillions&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; And the saddest burrito. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/marik0/5134280325/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;marik0&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; Sometimes you eat the grapes, and sometimes, well, the grapes eat you. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/daveaxler/306122186/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;daveaxler&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; Nothing says \u201Cparty\u201D like a little corn-tomato tomfoolery under the (fake) stars. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/airchinapilot/2976226050/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;airchinapilot&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; \u201CI\u2019m number steak! I\u2019m number steak!\u201D See how long he can keep that up. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/loufi/1730057440/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;loufi&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; Points for serious DIY spirit. Un-points for mimeface and gloves. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/joeshlabotnik/2880151371/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;joeshlabotnik&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; Before you dress up like a faddish animated raisin band from 20 years ago, ask yourself: \u201CCan I really dance as well as animated raisins?\u201D\u00A0 &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/unavoidablegrain/15566803/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;unavoidablegrain&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; Bacon stands AKIMBOOOO!! &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/ladycynamin/4972323790/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;ladycynamin&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; The perfect Lobster Liberace (Lobsterace?) costume, as long as no one asks you to play the piano. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/andyi/531234128/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;andyi&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; You can buy couples\u2019 costumes, but you can\u2019t buy unforced smiles. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/seandreilinger/6275484892/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;seandreilinger&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; This is the banana you meet about halfway through your spirit journey. He is cruel, but fair. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/jackhynes/539494568/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;jackhynes&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; We\u2019re guessing \u201Ccostume where your boobs are two frying pans with eggs in them\u201D isn\u2019t a real popular Google search. Maybe it should be. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/howieluvzus/2244889097/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;howieluvzus&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; Keg man doesn\u2019t walk in the same direction as everyone else. Keg man goes wherever keg man is needed. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/miracleadult/3552920013/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;miracleadult&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; \u201CWon\u2019t you use your fingers to pick me out of the pickle jar? I am the only pickle left.\u201D &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sanfranannie/3038212351/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;sanfranannie&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; It\u2019s the Flaming Carrot! As far as carrot-headed superhero costumes go, this is actually pretty good. But as far as costumes that anyone but nerds will recognize go, this is no good at all. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/joits/196614987/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;joits&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; This doesn\u2019t even look like it\u2019s from Halloween, which leads us to believe that this dude just likes partying in a giant hot dog costume. Party on. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/mattcarman/1351920120/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;mattcarman&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; There are few things more beautiful than a man\u2019s pride in his canned pear costume. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/richpompetti/4097861644/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;richpompetti&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; Armlessness is not a virtue. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/iz4aks/5503235971/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;iz4aks&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; There you are, devil! Why are you hiding behind a piece of cardboard painted to look like an egg? What? You\u2019re a what egg? Oh. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/txkimmers/58577376/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;txkimmers&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; OK, again, you can\u2019t just attach something to your torso and call it a costume. One must fully embody the object. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sabine01/5130685492/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;sabine01&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; Like this guy! He even captured the barelegged spirit of the quintessential American hamburger. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/pushbuttonart/3571481536/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;pushbuttonart&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt; And this was the night that young Jason became a man. &lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Credit: flickr user &lt;a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/alicebartlett/3324452902/sizes/z/in/photostream/\"&gt;alicebartlett&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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