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"I am just a little obsessed with my grandmother. She's just like me --except, um, a lot older. She, like most Asian grannies, has been drinking tea her whole life and she recently asked me... I am just a little obsessed with my grandmother. She's just like me --except, um, a lot older. She, like most Asian grannies, has been drinking tea her whole life and she recently asked me for some help with 80 years of tea-stains on her teeth. Fact: I gave her two bos of Crest WhiteStrips a few months ago and two months later... Her teeth are PEARLY WHITE. Crazy!! I know she's going to be excited about the new Whitestrips Advanced Seal--they stick on super tight, so you can even use 'em at the gym, talking on the phone, anytime! I tried them out a few weeks ago and now my grannie and I are both rocking whiter smiles. Yay! Buy them at a drugstore near you--they're worth it, for sure."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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