<http://schema.org/articleBody>
"FacebookPinterest\n\nNailed It.\n\n Pyotr Pavlensky, a Russian performance artist, nailed his scrotum to the cobblestones of Moscow's Red Square. Pavlensky, who has a thing for exhibitionist masochism, said his extreme act was in protest of the Russian government's \"repressive structures.\" (The Guardian)\n\nObama to Ladies: Leave Stringer Bell Alone.\n\n We think Idris Elba is sexy, and Obama does, too, apparently. At a White House viewing of Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom, Obama recounted how the women at a previous party wouldn't leave Elba, known for his role on The Wire, alone: \"Idris Elba couldn't sit down because all the ladies, all the ladies were all over him. Give him a break today, ladies. Give him a break.\" (The Cut)\n\nLab Techs to Replace Pizza Guy in Porn \n\n A draft of new regulations from the California Division of Occupational Safety Health would require the state's porn industry to make a number of changes to its filming practices. Like, for example, prohibiting ejaculating onto the mouth, eyes and genitals and requiring rubbers. And protective eye wear. Ding-dong, did anyone order a...polymerase chain reaction? (Salon)\n\nConfusion Without Borders\n\n According to research scientists, the word most used across the world is \"huh\": The utterance and its variants are used by a surprising number of languages. So, the only time everyone knows what you're saying is when you're saying that you don't know what anyone else is saying. (New York Times)\n\nBorat Kills an Old Lady \n\n Comedian and actor Sacha Baron Cohen \"killed\" an award presenter, the oldest surviving costar of Charlie Chaplin, on stage at the Britannia Awards this weekend. (YouTube)\n\nGaga's Biggest Fans\n\n Lady Gaga's newest item of clothing is a dress attached to a six-rotored hexacopter; nobody is at all surprised. (The Verge)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.gq.com/story/your-bored-at-lunch-links-artist-nails-his-scrotum-goggles-in-porn-and-more>