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" 1. DETERMINATION Marked by: Thinking about having a drink, being asked if you would like to have a drink, ruminating on the possibilities that drink may afford you, and then determining to have a drink. And smiling. DRINKS HAD: 0\u2014.5 2. REQUISITION Marked by: Getting yourself to where drinks are, confidently ordering something you know you like or that the bartender recommends, assessing your surroundings, sipping. And grinning. DRINKS HAD: 0\u2014.5 3. CONSUMPTION Marked by: Drinking, conversing, making plans, telling a story, giving advice, recounting an experience. And chuckling. DRINKS HAD: 1\u20144 4. CONSUMPTION II Marked by: Drinking but faster, talking but louder, making plans but vaguer, telling an almost-compelling story. And chortling. DRINKS HAD: 3\u20146 5. ?????? Marked by: Sentences that begin with the phrase &amp;quot;I thought she ... &amp;quot;; an imagined force field that makes your actions and utterances visible only to those people you are looking at directly; indiscriminate use of the expression Woo.  DRINKS HAD: ? 6. REFLECTION Marked by: A period of hours, days, and, in some cases, years in which the events of Stages 1 to 5 are shaped, molded, grappled with, and beaten down, but ultimately cherished and used as inspiration for the next Stage 1. And smiling. DRINKS HAD: 0 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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