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" When we announced in the February issue of Cosmo that the thong is dead, the news was reported everywhere from the New York Post to The Huffington Post. And this past weekend, Saturday Night Live&amp;#039;s Weekend Update covered the demise of the G-string too. Seth Meyers told viewers Cosmo&amp;#039;s assertion that ass floss is on its way out is based on Sisqo&amp;#039;s new hit single, &amp;quot;The Classic Full Briefs Song.&amp;quot; Watch the clip here. The Cosmo mention comes at the 1:04 mark. Of course, Seth was kidding. (Check out the real reasons that thongs are out and boyshorts are in.) But it got us thinking: Sisqo could totally stage a comeback with a new underwear hit song. Sisqo, give us a call and we&amp;#039;ll help you come up with the lyrics. &amp;quot;Girl, I know you wanna show those boy b-boy boyshorts...&amp;quot; If we get started soon, it&amp;#039;ll be at number one by Spring Break. Do you think the thong is dead or do you still wear them? Do you feel sexier in a G-string or undies that give a bit more coverage? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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