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" Hey gang. I&amp;#039;m sure you saw Gawker&amp;#039;s banned list when it was passed around. It&amp;#039;s a great start, but it only scratches the surface. (For example, &amp;quot;ginormous&amp;quot; is offered as an alternative to &amp;quot;massive&amp;quot;!) I know we can do better, so here&amp;#039;s the new banned list for all discourse from here on out. Bloggers:  Please avoid posts that start &amp;quot;I have a confession to make,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m the type of person who,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;As a busy mom.&amp;quot; Also, please don&amp;#039;t transition with &amp;quot;and that&amp;#039;s when I realized.&amp;quot; No more realizing. Texters:  Let&amp;#039;s leave off &amp;quot;can&amp;#039;t wait&amp;quot; and particularly &amp;quot;yay can&amp;#039;t wait.&amp;quot; Feels insincere. E-mailers: &amp;quot;Reaching out,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;touching base,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;getting on the same page&amp;quot; are no longer to appear in e-mails to me. Starters of sentences: Please resist prefaces like &amp;quot;I definitely think,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I just think,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I honestly think,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;I have to say.&amp;quot; Just get to the thought. We can&amp;#039;t wait. &amp;quot;The reality is&amp;quot; will no longer be tolerated. Use &amp;quot;In reality&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Realistically&amp;quot; if you must. &amp;quot;I feel like&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;For me&amp;quot; are also banned. Also, anyone who starts a sentence with &amp;quot;so,&amp;quot; as in, &amp;quot;So these are our craft cocktails...&amp;quot; will be swiftly terminated. People talking within earshot of me: Please forego the use of &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m super-obsessed with&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;I like the idea of.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m so not a fan of&amp;quot; is also outlawed. Being super-obsessed with, liking the idea of, and being so not a fan of are for BuzzFeed writers. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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