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"\"I regret nothing\" is only applicable when you come out with minimal damage.\nThe rest of us must learn the hard way \u2014 or through others' unbearably unfortunate decisions. If you have to question whether or not something is a good idea, chances are it's totally not. That goes double if it involves gasoline, roofs or backflips. \nSee also: 14 People Who Don't Know How to Treadmill\nTake a tip from these poorly thought-out stunts. The best decision you could make is laugh at these GIFs. \n\n\n21 Decisions You Will Immediately Regret\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. Rigging a motor to spin you around.\n\n\nImage: Reddit dlrdlrdlr\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. ESPECIALLY a motorized vehicle.\n\n\nImage: Reddit Zerly\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. Showing off with your daughter's toys.\n\n\nImage: Reddit Ciano1012\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Underestimating the power of projectiles.\n\n\nImage: Reddit octopolis\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Ignoring the hazards of too much butter.\n\n\nImage: Reddit catfapper\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Unsuspecting animals.\n\n\nImage: Reddit dalegribbledeadbug\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. New transportation technology.\n\n\nImage: Reddit Zerly\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Old transportation technology.\n\n\nImage: Reddit xternal7\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. Relying on your friends to lift you up.\n\n\nImage: gifbin\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. And to catch you when you fall. \n\n\nImage: Reddit iamablackbeltman\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. In fact, just relying on your friends to keep you moving at all.\n\n\nImage: Reddit garfieldsam\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n12. Challenging your field of gravity.\n\n\nImage: Reddit LaugeGregers\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n13. Challenging other fields of gravity.\n\n\nImage: Reddit dlrdlrdlr\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n14. Being the first to test out the waters (or lack thereof).\n\n\nImage: Reddit garfieldsam\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n15. Any slide, ever.\n\n\nImage: Reddit DividendDial\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n16. Taking a shortcut. \n\n\nImage: Reddit ifeellazy\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n17. Taking a three-story shortcut. \n\n\nImage: Reddit Peanutbuttered\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n18. Leaving your personal items unattended.\n\n\nImage: Reddit zebraslap\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n19. Riding anything but the totally available vehicle you are currently dragging behind.\n\n\nImage: Reddit andypulse\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n20. Anything that requires a test of centripetal force.\n\n\nImage: Reddit craig4\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n21. Anyone who thinks this is a good idea. Ever.\n\n\nImage: Reddit vladd44\n\n\n\n\n\n\nH/T Reddit"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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