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" Whether real or an act, T-Swizzle&amp;#039;s boundless enthusiasm and awestruck celebrity encounters are a huge part of what makes her so Taylor Swifty. If she met a Law &amp;amp;amp; Order: SVU extra who played a dead body before the credits rolled, she would start hyperventilating and tell him she&amp;#039;s his biggest fan. It&amp;#039;s part of what makes her special. See Kristen Wiig&amp;#039;s SNL impression.   It should be pretty clear why El Beebo and this hashtag go together. The kid wears his weight in jewelry and acid-wash baseball caps stolen off the head of the actual Ed Hardy&amp;#039;s corpse. (There is an actual Ed Hardy, right? I always assumed he was the original douche. In, like, the 1920s.)  Rihanna&amp;#039;s heart says yolo louder than your heart can say anything. Who else gets photographed leaving the club at 4 AM in a crop-top and tequila-stained moto pants? Who else tells her fans to back it the fuck up so she can get to her towncar? Who else sings about how much she loves sex smell? The rest of us are basically dead people walking compared to Rihanna.  I know very little about Carrie Underwood, other than the fact that she is a godawful stage actress and has a penchant for trashing the cars of men who cheat on her &amp;quot;with some bleach-blonde skank [who] can&amp;#039;t shoot whiskey.&amp;quot; (Let&amp;#039;s keep judging women on their hair color and alcohol preference, those are really great indicators of what a human being is like!) But she strikes me as someone who would gush about her husband to the Internet/friends/squirrels/empty candy wrappers.  Both in the Instagram version and the real-life version, Jessica Simpson is blunt, honest, and occasionally off-putting. Who could forget The Newlyweds&amp;#039; &amp;quot;Chicken of the sea?&amp;quot; And she&amp;#039;s known for posting full-on belly shots, sans makeup, every time she gets pregnant (which feels like every 5 minutes or so). But despite the LOLs, a sex symbol going natural on the Internet is pretty brave, so props to her.  I mean, hello.  What will she do next? (Emerge from a large golden egg wearing a L.A. Lakers costume and shoot lasers out of her eyes, that&amp;#039;s what.)  Only true partiers wake up with glitter in their buttcrack. Ke$ha is one such individual.  The word &amp;quot;adorkable&amp;quot; kind of makes me want to put the barrel of a shotgun in my mouth, but Zooey&amp;#039;s got the market cornered on female adult cutesiness.  Who else would it go to? Follow Anna on Twitter. Photo Credit: Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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