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"      Shoe-throwing is mostly reserved for disrespecting foreign dignitaries. Which is why when boy-band singer Harry Styles, of One Direction, had one hurled \u2014 likely by a screaming young lady \u2014 right into his nethers, we just raised our eyebrows and shook our head. Then we got angry. Because look how easy it is to dodge, courtesy of the famous President Bush evasion from &amp;#039;08:      Ducks and jukes. Holds eye contact. Knows that if there&amp;#039;s a first shoe, there&amp;#039;s a second shoe. Classic. Here&amp;#039;s the thing. It&amp;#039;s not even Styles&amp;#039; first time getting hit below the belt by a thrown shoe. In fact, groin-punching seems like something of a pastime for the group. Boys need to learn. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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