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"  Canada&amp;#039;s Supreme Court unanimously struck down anti-prostitution laws today. A year from today, it might be 100 percent legal to be a prostitute in Canada if Parliament can&amp;#039;t draft new legislation in time. And, boy, Toronto City Councilor Giorgio Mammoliti is not happy about it. Or maybe he&amp;#039;s really happy about it. Because he wants to create -- get ready -- Whore Island. Really. An actual Whore Island. Whore Island.      Mammoliti put out a press release today entitled -- once again, get ready -- &amp;quot;I TOLD YOU SO, I TOLD YOU SO, I TOLD YOU SO, I TOLD YOU SO\u2026. I guess I&amp;#039;m not crazy after all.&amp;quot; (That guess would be incorrect, by the way.) The press release urges the federal government to make a law that banishes all sex workers to a chain of islands behind the airport where they can\u2026 hike? Fish? Bike? Who knows, but they can&amp;#039;t receive money for sex. I know what you&amp;#039;re thinking: Didn&amp;#039;t they do this to Napoleon a couple of times and that turned out really badly? Wait, that&amp;#039;s not what you&amp;#039;re thinking? You&amp;#039;re thinking, &amp;quot;Is this island available for private parties?&amp;quot;      Well, let&amp;#039;s outline the amenities first. Centreville, the de facto town square of the Toronto Islands, features hooker-friendly activities such as a miniature railway, a children&amp;#039;s garden, and a course for every prostitute&amp;#039;s favorite sport -- disc golf. But you can&amp;#039;t bring your car there, so you&amp;#039;re gonna have to do your funny business in one of the 300 residential homes still occupying the islands, or the woods, like the olden-times. Toronto is governed by children. Merry Christmas, everybody! This article originally appeared on Esquire.com. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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