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"I saved this story until you&amp;#x27;d had both your morning coffee and enough time for your lunch to digest, to avoid an unfortunate spray of iced java on your computer screen or an emergency trip to the ladies&amp;#x27; to get rid of that chicken salad sandwich you had at 1 o&amp;#x27;clock. You ready? Fart fetishes, y&amp;#x27;all. They&amp;#x27;re a thing. A British psychologist has recorded the world&amp;#x27;s first case study of eproctophilia, sexual arousal by other people passing gas. The subject: &amp;quot;Brad&amp;quot;, a 22-year-old college graduate from Illinois who learned of a female classmate he had a crush on farting in class, which &amp;quot;blew his mind&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;sparked a strange interest&amp;quot; in him. At at 16, he began setting up bets he would intentionally lose, with the water being the right to fart in the loser&amp;#x27;s face for a week. Brad enjoys both the &amp;quot;sound and smell&amp;quot; of flatulence, but to clarify, he is not sexually attracted to the fart itself. Just to the farter. Uhhhhhhhhh. At least it&amp;#x27;s better than the guys who insist women shouldn&amp;#x27;t fart even though they do it in front of you all the time? I hate those guys; these things do happen, even in unfortunate situations. But wait, is this better? I don&amp;#x27;t know. Um. What? Right?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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