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"Some mornings you just don't want to get out of bed. We've all got our own methods for starting the day, but few are quite so...electric...as this this one spotted at Maker Faire over the weekend. No doubt even Tesla himself couldn't have concocted a better way to shake oneself loose from a bad case of the Mondays. Richard Lai: \"Starbucks now brewing Electric Latte. Espresso with steamed milk and a dash of lightning, finished with a sprinkle of copper dust.\" Darren Murph: \"Jump Start kind of undersells things, no?\" Jon Fingas: \"The best part of waking up is 10,000 volts in your cup.\" Billy Steele: \"The folks at Jolt Cola are not going to be happy about this.\" Tim Stevens: \"No, it's pronounced 'coffeen' not 'caffeine'!\" Terrence O'Brien: \"Bobby's decision to learn Conjure Refreshment really started to pay dividends when his mage reached level 64\" Zach Honig: \"Would you mind nuking this for me?\" Brian Heater: \"Just another McDonald's lawsuit waiting to happen.\" James Trew: \"Electrici-Tea.\" Dan Cooper:  \"Van De-Caff Generator.\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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