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"I&amp;#x27;ve never been a fan of spoilers, as I like to be surprised by any and everything when I watch a TV show or movie, but after True Blood&amp;#x27;s less-than-stellar fifth season (Bill turning evil and way fewer sex scenes), I needed a little insurance that it would be worth my time and money (HBO ain&amp;#x27;t cheap. OK, it is, but just go with me) to invest in the world of Bon Temps for another 13 episodes. I know I&amp;#x27;m not the only one who feels this way, as plenty of my friends have been on the fence about TB following last year&amp;#x27;s season finale. So as a service to everyone, I got my Angela Lansbury on and snooped around to see what info about season six I can share with y&amp;#x27;all. I found six juicy tidbits that people who read the books will be like, &amp;quot;Duh, mofo,&amp;quot; but for folks like me who have only been watching the show, you will be like, &amp;quot;Ooooh, girl.&amp;quot; Without further ado, here are some sneak peeks at this upcoming True Blood: [SPOILERS AHEAD, SO DON&amp;#x27;T FACEBOOK OR TWEET ME YOUR CRAY CRAY CUZ YOU&amp;#x27;VE BEEN FULLY WARNED THAT I&amp;#x27;M SPILLING THE BEANS] 1) Threesome. Aaaaaaaaaaaand just like that, I&amp;#x27;m back into the show. Word on the Interwebs is that Alcide (the gorgeous Joe Manganiello), Rikki (Kelly Overton), and an undisclosed third member of the wolf pack will be playing a game called &amp;quot;hide the hotdog.&amp;quot; Be sure to stick around post-coital. There&amp;#x27;s guaranteed to be some ridiculous action. Trust me on this. 2) Death Becomes a Fan Favorite. That&amp;#x27;s right: Someone who&amp;#x27;s near and dear to us will end up as fertilizer for some daisies. Not only that, this person is supposed to die within the first 10 minutes of the season premiere. All the comic-strip Cathy fans, can I get an, &amp;quot;Ack!&amp;quot; I only ask that Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) not be the one who&amp;#x27;s killed or else I will be yelling this at all the True Blood writers: 3) We Finally Meet the Killer of Sookie and Jason&amp;#x27;s Parents. We were teased about his existence all last season, but we finally see what he looks like. Now the question remains how long will he live now that Jason (Ryan Kwanten) has pretty much devoted himself to tracking down Warlow and killing him. 4) Smoke Monsters Are History, Baby! No offense to the TB writers or the characters Terry (Todd Lowe) and Patrick (Scott Foley), but the story line of being hunted by smoke monsters that were sent after them because of a curse was too ridiculous even for this show. So thankfully, it&amp;#x27;s over. However, Terry is going to be emotionally dealing with killing Patrick. Get ready to have some tissues handy. 5) Reverend-Turned-Vampire Steve Newlin&amp;#x27;s Ex-Wife Returns! Sarah (Anna Camp) is back, and she&amp;#x27;s looking to kick some vampire ass! Sure, she still loves her ex-hubby, but as we all know, she&amp;#x27;s been anti-vamps since the day she showed up to town. Will she be able to team back up with Jason (and will their romance also start again) and take them down, or will she look for a new partner in crime? 6) Supernaturals Are in Danger, Y&amp;#x27;all! Thanks to Luna (Janina Gavanker) shape-shifting on national television, supes have to watch their back. Obviously, this pertains to Sam (Sam Trammell) and his family as well. Looks like he will be finding some help when he connects with supes activist Nicole (Jurnee Smollett-Bell). Also, be on the lookout for something pretty maj to happen to Sam during the season premiere that is bound to change things in Bon Temps for the rest of the season. Which spoiler are you most excited about? Don&amp;#x27;t forget to watch tonight&amp;#x27;s season premiere of True Blood by tuning in to HBO at 9 P.M. ET/PT."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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