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" 1. Best Metaphor &amp;quot;Falling in love is scary,&amp;quot; says Clare just before she and Juan Pablo literally take the plunge into the ocean. However, unlike the last time they swam together, they are actually swimming this time and not just having sex in water. 2. Most Understandable Reason Not To Have Sex With Someone  Clare is still super hesitant about the fantasy suite because he totally slut-shamed her last time they had sex. Which they&amp;#039;re still referring to as &amp;quot;swimming in the ocean.&amp;quot; Juan Pablo might have felt like like he&amp;#039;s sheltering Camila, but 15 years after her first swimming lessons at day camp, he&amp;#039;s gonna get stuck with a lotttt of therapy bills.  3. Most Arbitrary Daughter-Concern-Trolling So &amp;quot;swimming in the ocean&amp;quot; is not something Camila should see, but man/woman sleepovers in something called the Fantasy Suite is totally cool? Just more proof that JP plays the daughter card to his (obnoxious) advantage. 4. Best Way To Set The Scene For Erectile Dysfunction Have Chris Harrison facilitate your overly-regimented Night Of Sex like a pimp. The TV network that is making you have sex with this person has given you a gorgeous room decked out with a California King Bed with rose petals scattered over it by a bored USC intern, oh and by the way, America is watching. Go ahead. Try to get your dick hard.  5. Best Thing Juan Pablo Says There&amp;#039;s Nothing Wrong With &amp;quot;There&amp;#039;s nothing wrong with thinking,&amp;quot; says Juan Pablo. Lolololol. 6. Best New Euphemism For Sex A beaming Juan Pablo emerges from Andi Fantasy Suite Night. &amp;quot;We talked and laughed for hours. Hours. Houuuurs.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Swimming&amp;quot; is soooo over. 7. First Woman To Do An Emotional 180 And Call Juan Pablo Out On Being A Dickface Whoa, Andi! While JP is gloating over his successful Andi overnighter, Andi is wandering through the wilds of St. Lucia, shaking her head and wondering why she ever wanted to spent her whole life with this Livestrong bracelet-wearing dickhole. &amp;quot;There&amp;#039;s just no filter with him. He thinks he can say whatever he wants to say and we&amp;#039;ll laugh and fall in love with him\u2026 but it gets to the point where it&amp;#039;s not funny and it&amp;#039;s offensive.&amp;quot; 8. Worst Outfit Of The Entire Season So Far Nikki. Your fringe. Oh my God. Has Free Spirit Lucy possessed you? Did you dig my 7th grade &amp;quot;hippie&amp;quot; costume out of history&amp;#039;s garbage?  9. Biggest Lie Juan Pablo Has Ever Told As Andi shares her concerns, mentioning that she&amp;#039;d been reconsidering a lot of things about JP since Vietnam, he nods like he understands. &amp;quot;I think a lot.&amp;quot; 10. Juan Pablo Word Of The Day Andi insists that he mentioned that she was just there by &amp;quot;default.&amp;quot; Juan Pablo insists that he doesn&amp;#039;t even know what &amp;quot;default&amp;quot; means. I kind of believe Juan Pablo.  11. Best Edit Andi, rumored to be the next Bachelorette, pimps off into the horizon after she realizes that JP is little more than an unjustly arrogant, condescending set of abs.  12. Best Thing To Say During An &amp;quot;I Gave Things Up To Be Here Too, You Know!&amp;quot; Argument While unlike JP, Andi does not have a kid, she yells that she left a full and vibrant life behind to go on the show. For instance, she says indignantly, &amp;quot;I missed weddings.&amp;quot; I will now apply to be on The Bachelor just so I can get out of buying the crappiest things on The Knot registries of couples I don&amp;#039;t really like. Eliminated: Andi leaves, presumably to be the next Bachelorette. Previously:  20 Completely Bizarre Moments From The Bachelor: Week 6 13 Completely Bizarre Moments From The Bachelor: Week 7 15 Completely Bizarre Moments From The Bachelor: Week 5 16 Insane Moments From The Bachelor: Week 4 13 Insane Moments From The Bachelor: Week 3 14 Insane Moments From The Bachelor: Week 2 11 Insane Moments From The Bachelor Premiere The Bachelor: Countdown To Juan Pablo Recap   Follow Anna on Twitter.   Photo Credit: ABC "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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