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" Now you can write like Ernest Hemingway. No, listen. You can write just like him. Someone made an app for it. Toss your sentences into it. Write them all short like this. Mention Paris. Mention being hungry. Then mention how you&amp;#039;re working through it. So you&amp;#039;re not hungry at all, to be truthful. Mention a bull here. Look out for that mortar shell. Bring up, in passing, the dead around you. Talk about how goddamn hard it is to write. Talk about how you wouldn&amp;#039;t have it any other way. The app will tell you that you did it wrong otherwise. Put a bunch of rap lyrics into the app. See what happens. &amp;quot;You only get one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow.&amp;quot; Hemingway and Eminem would have been tight. Let&amp;#039;s not push it with Macklemore. We&amp;#039;ve got this old, beautiful quote lying around from an issue of Esquire in 1934. Hemingway said it out loud. &amp;quot;All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they had really happened and after you are finished reading one you will feel that all that happened to you and afterwards it all belongs to you; the good and the bad, the ecstasy, the remorse and sorrow, the people and the places and how the weather was.&amp;quot; That does not pass the Hemingway test. The Hemingway test hates that sentence. &amp;quot;As a writer, you should not judge, you should understand.&amp;quot; That&amp;#039;s better. This article was scored &amp;quot;good.&amp;quot; Good. Now have a drink. No, have three. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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