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"      The lines of my personal and professional life have completely blurred.I can&amp;#039;t differentiate weekdays from weekends and am strongly considering redirecting my rent check to Pier 59.Although my prose can be on the dramatic and self-depreciating side (can you imagine how I am live and in person?), I actually prefer to spend Saturdays in a studio prying on latex thigh-highs coaxed with baby powder, eliminating portion control by grazing on less than average catering, being introduced to the latest and greatest porn website all set to the soundtrack of Victoria Tibblin. I am sure you are jealous, but working on the weekends limits indulging in grandiose overpriced lunches uptown and the guilt accessorized purchases that come with it.I must be held in isolation till the last day of the Barneys 75% sale for fear that I may purchase one of everything from Alexander Wang&amp;#039;s Spring collection and find myself in a sinkable debt.Another item haunting me to the point of tourettes-like twitches is the Louboutin and Rodarte collaboration (as seen on my right foot above).These Kiss-inspired stilettos are a deadly fashion arsenal that every single woman in Manhattan should own and make carrying a gun obsolete\u2013remember I am from Detroit. But my material objects of affection must be monitored so that I can save my hard earned money to take off at a moment&amp;#039;s notice with my one and only deadly handsome, smart and charming gay husband on his PJ.Till then I remain in steerage with some pretty shoes on my feet sitting comfortable in a delusional dream sequence.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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