<http://schema.org/articleBody>
"  In a planned attack last night, Lindsay Lohan smashed up a car containing the cast of beloved CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother with a sledgehammer. Buckwild Lilo madness, people! You see, she&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;pissed off&amp;quot; \u2014 pissed off at the way the show is ending. (Also, probably pissed off at life, her parents, and the way The Canyons panned out.) Along with an accomplice, Lindsay broke all the car&amp;#039;s windows, wing mirrors and brake lights; she also dented the framework in numerous places just for good measure. While doing so, she shouted crazy shit about Twitter, and told Jason Segel she&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;tired of seeing his penis.&amp;quot;  Bonus: all the footage was captured on tape. Sure, that&amp;#039;s because it was a skit for comedian Billy Eichner&amp;#039;s show Billy on the Street and, you know, not an actual vehicular assault, but it&amp;#039;s still really funny to watch. Lilo should be offered more chances to destroy things, excluding her own career, because she&amp;#039;s good at it:      Follow Alex on  Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/news/a22692/lindsay-lohan-smashes-car/>