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"       Apart from the fact that Pizza Hut offer a buy one pizza, get one free deal here in the U.K., my new favorite thing about Tuesdays? Is that each week, a sad, strange, new Rochester Appliance commercial featuring Bachelor Juan Pablo Galavis debuts. Last week&amp;#039;s ad saw him accosted by giddy lady shoppers; this week the power of his jawline (and the perfect stubble covering it) presumably reduces women worldwide to such horny wrecks that they can&amp;#039;t risk seeing him in store because they&amp;#039;d be grinding on a washing machine before they know it. So they bombard the customer service department with requests that he make house calls. (And this is exactly one step away from the ol&amp;#039; &amp;quot;come fix my plumbing&amp;quot; line that starts the prototypical mechanic/housewife porn scene.) Yep, they&amp;#039;re just shrill voices on the other end of a phone line, making life difficult. Juan Pablo has a pile of repair request forms so tall that he really needs a secretary to file them for him, except she&amp;#039;d only end up groping him too amirite? Related: Bachelor Juan Pablo Now Shilling Big Box Appliances "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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