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"What's so great about summer? It's hot, it's boring and there's nothing good on TV. Sure, the whole \"school's out!\" thing is great, but it's hardly enough to justify three months of sweat-soaked, mosquito-ridden dullness. \nLike true heat-hating curmudgeons, we've listed some of the many reasons why autumn, not summer, needs to just get here already. \nSEE ALSO: 20 Infomercial GIFs That Prove Real Life is Hard\n\nDo you have a little summer haterade running through you? Share your grumbles with us in the comments. (We'll be sitting next to the air conditioner watching Mad Men re-runs.) \n1. The heat waves are unbearable\n\nGIF courtesy of Reddit, the2belo\n2. The high tides always get your bathing suit wet when you're just trying to \"dip your feet\"\n\nGIF courtesy of Reddit, Oh-em-jiggleohs\n3. There's never enough water to stay fully hydrated\n\nGIF courtesy of Tumblr\n4. And no matter how often you shower, you never feel totally clean\n\nGIF courtesy of Tumblr, navygirlproblems\n5. Public pools are crazy crowded\n\nImage courtesy of Flickr, weirdchina\n6. And home pools are too far from the roof\n\nGIF courtesy of Imgur, KredditM\n7. None of your favorite TV shows are in season\n\nGIF courtesy of Tumblr, I-Write-My-Thoughts\n8. You always tend to miss that one spot\n\nImage courtesy of Imgur, thatsnotfunny\n9. Dads start wearing jean shorts, and they don't stop until September\n\nImage courtesy of Flickr, collabratude\n10. And these bastards...\n\nImage courtesy of Imgur, liquidredwax\n11. ...are just awful\n\nImage courtesy of Flickr, LOLO FROM TAHITI\n12. Plus, someone always gets sand in the potato salad\n\nGIF courtesy of Tumblr, unraveled-into-pieces\nTL;DR: Go to Hell, summer. \nThumbnail image courtesy of Flickr, Damian Gadal"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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