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"FacebookPinterest\n\nSharks were once the stuff of nightmares. But they've been in the news so much this year, we've started to suffer from fin fatigue. Here are five reasons why sharks have jumped the shark in 2013.\n\nFlorida man Erik Norrie survives a shark attack in the Bahamas. But when it's reported he's previously been bitten by a rattlesnake, struck by lightning, and (twice) punched by a monkey, it quickly becomes the least interesting thing about him.\n\n2. A new species of shark, which is said to have the ability to \"walk,\" is discovered in Indonesia. So now there's this to worry about.\n\nA dead shark turns up in an N.Y.C. subway car. \"Ew, that's gross,\" said two rats having sex on a sleeping hobo.Sharknado, a kitschy Syfy movie about a shark-catapulting hurricane, is the over-tweeted event of the year.Shark Week viewers are led to believe that a long-extinct megalodon shark is still terrorizing oceans today. It is not.\n\nRelated: The Most Over- and Underrated Moments of 2013"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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