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"Everyone poops. But not everyone has such exquisite timing as Al Ferguson's newborn son, Ted.\nThe adorable four-day-old was blissfully sleeping in his dad's arms during a family photo shoot last month when little Ted, completely unaware, let loose all over Ferguson's arms \u2014 and their shag carpet. (Heads up: Photos below contain said adorable baby's fecal matter. So put down your snack.)\nSee also: 9 Babies Delightfully Making Discoveries\n\nImage:  Kristy Grant, Al Ferguson\"We had just taken the shot we wanted when I felt his tummy tense up and the explosion went off,\" Ferguson tells Mashable. While it was certainly surprising to suddenly feel his own son's excrement on his bare skin, he couldn't help but laugh \u2014 once the shock wore off, of course.\n\"I went through a whole host of thoughts. Firstly for the shaggy carpet, secondly my arm, thirdly sheer hysterics, fourthly what I should do with him and lastly more laughter.\"\n\nImage:  Kristy Grant, Al FergusonIt just goes to show that those classic naked baby pictures that have graced the pages of pretty much every family album for decades come with a high amount of risk. If you want to go diaperless, sometimes you have to pay the price.\nFerguson doesn't mind, though. \"I think we will blow it up big and put it on the wall in his nursery. It\u2019s not every day you see a picture like this!\" \nFerguson and his wife, Jen, live in Kent, U.K., where Ferguson writes professionally. He first published the photos to his own website, The Dad Network. The Ferguson's family photos were shot by U.K. photographer Kristy Grant.\nBONUS: 44 Photos of Lovable, Huggable Babies \n\n\nPhoto Challenge: Babies\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. Scooting Under the Couch\n\n\nImage: Eric Federspiel\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Smile\n\n\nImage: @angelafaes on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. Nap Buddy\n\n\nImage: Ryan Dickey\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Static Head\n\n\nImage: @lixyroy on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Single and Ready to Mingle\n\n\nImage: @_marlene_ on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Say it Out Loud\n\n\nImage: @satishgadhave on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Watermelon Lover\n\n\nImage: @amelie3333 on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Pfft\n\n\nImage: @sarahwilkerson on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. A Red-Velvet Birthday\n\n\nImage: @foresmac on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. Squeaky Clean\n\n\nImage: @pixiebugstudio on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. Ready for the Cold\n\n\nImage: Onyedikachukwu Nwadikeonyi\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n12. Pacifier Baby\n\n\nImage: @kaigait on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n13. Orange on My Head\n\n\nImage: @headingbaby on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n14. Tongue Out\n\n\nImage: @newmodernist on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n15. Ballerina Baby\n\n\nImage: @sandraamin on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n16. First Snow Adventure\n\n\nImage: @jakegivens on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n17. The Breakup\n\n\nImage: hetul\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n18. Michigan Fan Since Birth\n\n\nImage: @rachelwhite007 on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n19. Staring Baby Aya\n\n\nImage: @chadyaj on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n20. Baby Got Owned\n\n\nImage: @ronwechsler on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n21. Beary Cute\n\n\nImage: Jeff Cho\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n22. Sleepy Baby\n\n\nImage: Carie Kounalis\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n23. Sisters By Birth, Best Friends by Choice\n\n\nImage: @jainurvi on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n24. Two Days Old and Full of Spunk\n\n\nImage: Diana Burnett\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n25. Busy Baby\n\n\nImage: Katy Tenerovich\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n26. Enjoying the Swings\n\n\nImage: Michael Mickineire\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n27. More Than a Princess\n\n\nImage: Carina Moreno\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n28. Happy Feet\n\n\nImage: Prem Bhwanani\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n29. Alright, Alright, Alright\n\n\nImage: Rachel White\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n30. Play Place\n\n\nImage: Sondra Heffernan\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n31. Pasta Sauce\n\n\nImage: Steve Duckworth\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n32. Up in the Air\n\n\nImage: Yadhiren Irenia\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n33. Album-Cover Star\n\n\nImage: @francisgphotography on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n34. Smash-Face Baby\n\n\nImage: @angelafaes on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n35. Yui \n\n\nImage: @xiaoyuan on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n36. Angel of Music\n\n\nImage: @aquamarinetangerine on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n37. Mini Lupita\n\n\nImage: Sharon Chironda\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n38. Handsome Boy\n\n\nImage: @roynuesca on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n39. Mom, Can I Have One?\n\n\nImage: Frankie Keirsey\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n40. Mermaid Baby\n\n\nImage: Kasey Adkins\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n41. First Driving Lesson\n\n\nImage: Lu Cotterill\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n42. Poppy\n\n\nImage: Kaitlin\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n43. First Birthday Party\n\n\nImage: Michael Korjen\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n44. Baby Bob and Big Sister\n\n\nImage: Angie Goff\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHave something to add to this story? Share it in the comments."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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