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" A set of questions prompted by the news and put together for the sake of getting you thinking \u2014 and for figuring out how you&amp;#039;re starting this beautiful day: Would you sue someone for saying you were worth only $20 billion?  Are you completely depressed to hear that Ellie Kemper and Aubrey Plaza might&amp;#039;ve made-out before and you weren&amp;#039;t there to see it? Was the cartridge era the golden age of sports video games? Would you ever in your life guess that Pamela Anderson is 45 years old in these new photos? Would you take as many shots as the insane number Carmelo took in these playoffs (as in, he&amp;#039;s still shot the most of anyone, and &amp;#039;melo hasn&amp;#039;t played in weeks)? Our Official, Scientific, Irrefutable, Listen-the-fk-up Evaluation: One answered &amp;quot;Yes&amp;quot;: Of course you are. That&amp;#039;s two gorgeous, hilarious women kissing. Two: Yep. NBA Jam was the pinnacle of sports gaming.  Three: Liar.  Four or five: Asshole. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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