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"FacebookPinterest@kingjames.png\n\nThis morning, LeBron James invited his followers on Twitter (he's @KingJames) to submit questions for his 9pm announcement special tonight. Just add the hashtag #lebrondecision, His Majesty instructed, and he'd answer a few of them while the world watched. This seemed like a dubious idea, an open invitation for some awesomely insulting questions. And fortunately, the Twitterverse did not let us down. After the jump, our favorites. (And yes, these are actual comments from actual Tweeters.)\n\nYanksfanPaul #lebrondecision If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?\n\nkenrwhittaker Apple is releasing a special edition @kingjames iPhone. Problem is, it only vibrates b/c it doesn't have a RING. #LBJ #lebrondecision\n\nSummerofMallett Should I go get this rash checked out or not? #lebrondecision #skanks\n\naveragejoseph Remember the time Lebron told 20,000 people he'd do the dunk contest, but didn't? I am a witness #lebrondecision\n\nJOates32 Regarding the #lebrondecision tonight I'm hoping Kanye is gonna walk out like \"Jordan was the best player of all time! Of all time!\"\n\ncindykoestner Will the #lebrondecision special tonight include an elimination round?\n\nKFtheTruth RT @itssi3g3 #lebrondecision -- i think u should go to college cus u can buy your rings at the end of the year there\n\nSpectrofromMI #lebrondecision Why didn't you select @BurgerKingJames as your Twitter account name? @opieradio @kingjames\n\n3rdsworld #lebrondecision Have you and Brett Favre ever considered doing a sex tape during the offseason to help build ratings for ESPN?\n\nvincethepolack @KingJames Dear LeBron, Wondering if you'll use a condom when you f--k Cleveland tonight. Sources say we prefer ribbed. #LeBronDecision\n\nSkinnyNwordSwag #lebrondecision Are you going bald?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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