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" &amp;quot;A king nowadays is no more thin a hitchin&amp;#039; post f&amp;#039;r wan pollytician afther another. He ain&amp;#039;t allowed to move himsilf, but anny crazy pollytician that ties up to him is apt to pull him out be th&amp;#039; roots. He niver has anny childhood. He&amp;#039;s like th&amp;#039; breaker-boys in th&amp;#039; mines; he&amp;#039;s put to wurruk larnin&amp;#039; his thrade as soon as he can walk. Whin it comes time f&amp;#039;r him to marry, th&amp;#039; prime ministher takes him out wan day an&amp;#039; says: &amp;#039;There&amp;#039;s th&amp;#039; on&amp;#039;y woman in th&amp;#039; wurruld f&amp;#039;r ye.&amp;#039; &amp;#039;But I niver see her befure,&amp;#039; says th&amp;#039; unforchnit king. &amp;#039;Ye&amp;#039;ll see less iv her afther nex&amp;#039; week,&amp;#039; says th&amp;#039; prime ministher.&amp;quot; -- Finley Peter Dunne, 1899. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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