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"The holidays are stressful for everyone. Whether it's arguing with the in-laws or battling the scotch tape and wrapping paper, we always seem to be one stray piece of tinsel away from cracking this time of year.\nBefore drowning your sorrows in eggnog, take a look at some people who might have it worse than you.\nSee also: 2,000 iPhones Topple Like Dominoes to Wish You Happy Holidays\n'Tis the season to remember, hey, things could be worse.\n\n\nChristmas Fails\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. The Most Pathetic Christmas Tree\n\n\nImage: Imgur, thomasfennell\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Too Excited About Christmas Cash \n\n\nImage: Imgur, AJS1991\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. Naughty Elf on the Shelf\n\n\nImage: Imgur, th3byrdm4n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Disturbing Winnie the Pooh\n\n\nImage: Imgur, Zambuka\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Dirty Dog Caught on Christmas Card\n\n\nImage: Imgur, westleyisabear\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Cookie Fail: Snowman Edition\n\n\nImage: Imgur, Jakexzz\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Cookie Fail: Cartman From South Park Edition\n\n\nImage: Imgur, afewminonfriday\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Merry Miley Christmas Story\n\n\n\nImage: Imgur, OnceaMarine24\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. Christmas Crossword With Hidden Message\n\n\nImage: Imgur, troyjrjr\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. The Ugly Gift Card\n\n\nImage: Imgur, adamzissou\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. Tricky Christmas Tree Transport\n\n\nImage: Imgur, candypaint\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n12. Wiener Dog Wrap-Up\n\n\nImage: Imgur, NicolasBroaddus\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n13. The Wrong (But Awesome) Nativity\n\n\nImage: Imgur, nucl3arBomb\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n14. The Saddest Dad on Christmas\n\n\nImage: Imgur, mod_killa\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBONUS: 11 Things You Need to Stop Doing in 2014\n\u2028\n\n\n11 Things You Need to Stop Doing in 2014\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. Twerking.\nGive your thighs a rest.\n\nImage: Tumblr mmmsimpsons\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Doing the Harlem Shake.\nThe next time that song should be played is at the class of 2013's ten year reunion. And not a day before.\n\nImage: Tumblr ladycassiel\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. Debating the attractiveness of Bennedict Cumberbatch.\nThe Cumberbitches won't back down. People who think he looks like a pale angular lizard won't back down. It's time to end the futile war.\n\nImage: Tumblr dorkkybatch\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Taking vertical videos. \nTurn. Your. Phone.\n\nImage: Tumblr dftbaexpressions\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Making knockoff cronuts.\nYou're not fooling anyone crumbnut.\n\nImage: Tumblr foodandanimalgifs\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Speaking in doge.\nIt's getting concerning, guys.\n\nImage: Tumblr projectendo\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Sticking your tongue out.\n\nThis is how tongue fungus spreads, people.*\n*Maybe? I feel like that's how it would spread.\n\n\nImage: Tumblr adventuretxme\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Mourning the loss of Breaking Bad.\nThere will be another deeply flawed anti-hero to fill the void soon enough.\n\nImage: Tumblr omg-lottie\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. Doing it for the Vine.\nBecause no one wants that on their gravestone. \n\nImage: Tumblr lavitaebella424\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. Quoting Anchorman.\n\nWe have a new one now. No more excuses.\n\nImage: Tumblr millionharry\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. Trying to make fetch happen.\nIt's just not going to happen.\n\nImage: Tumblr allmoviegifs\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHave something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.\nHomepage Image: Reddit, NicolasBroaddus"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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