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"Ready for your weekly dose of 140-character masterpieces? Let&amp;#x27;s do it! If you aren&amp;#x27;t already following Parks and Rec writer Megan Amram, just do it, OK? Her latest gem: Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads&amp;amp;mdash; Megan Amram (@meganamram) April 25, 2013 I&amp;#x27;m just going to ignore the fact that this tweet is probably a lie (seeing as it came from Olivia Wilde) because I can really relate to it on a personal level. My social life peaked back in Bat Mitzvah season.&amp;amp;mdash; olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 24, 2013 OK, with all of Hollywood&amp;#x27;s crazy baby names, how have we not heard this one yet? Fingers crossed, Kate/Kim/Jessica/Jenna. Someone should name their baby Bump&amp;amp;mdash; Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti) April 23, 2013 If there&amp;#x27;s one thing Twitter loved this week, it was Reese Witherspoon&amp;#x27;s surprise arrest. Jenny Johnson&amp;#x27;s addition to the topic was a particular fave. When I&amp;#x27;m drunk in public I always tell cops I&amp;#x27;m Reese Witherspoon to get out of going to jail. Can&amp;#x27;t believe it didn&amp;#x27;t work for her.&amp;amp;mdash; Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) April 22, 2013 As if I didn&amp;#x27;t love Mark Duplass already, he had to go and say something adorable about doughnuts. Some day, someone will expose donuts for what they really are: the most direct route to pure joy.&amp;amp;mdash; Mark Duplass (@MarkDuplass) April 26, 2013 Which tweets were you loving this week? Any fun ones I missed?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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