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"Well, that was a classic episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, wasn&amp;#039;t it? There was drunkenness, weak bladders and a family feud. What more could you want? I feel like we all learned something, so just for you, here are the big things you need to know from this week&amp;#039;s episode...  Kim and Kourtney are baby bores Khloe is clearly the best of the Kardashian trifecta, but apparently Kim and Kourt don&amp;#039;t think so. They&amp;#039;re obsessed with baby stuff right now, with good reason, but when Khloe tries to get involved at a baby boutique they actually completely ignore her. Like, she says things and they don&amp;#039;t even listen. The best bit about this is Khloe picking up a toy black sheep. She is the best. Anyway, Kim and Kourtney wind up forgetting to tell Khloe that they&amp;#039;ve cancelled dinner because they want to stay at home and talk babies some more. It&amp;#039;s not like Khloe isn&amp;#039;t into all that, but they don&amp;#039;t even pay attention to what she has to say, the fools. I get that Kim needs advice from Kourtney since she&amp;#039;s already a mom, but it&amp;#039;s just rude. Even when Khloe is complaining that she&amp;#039;s being ignored, they ignore her. &amp;quot;Let&amp;#039;s see how long it takes them to notice,&amp;quot; she huffs, slipping out. They don&amp;#039;t notice she&amp;#039;s gone. Is Khloe seriously going to be the new Bruce? I mean, she&amp;#039;s better than that, surely.  Kris Jenner has a peeing phobia I&amp;#039;m pretty sure previous episodes of the Kardashians have focused on Kris Jenner&amp;#039;s need to pee outside, but hey, who doesn&amp;#039;t love a urination storyline? This one begins when Kris becomes creepily obsessed with a woman peeing loudly in a restaurant restroom - until Kylie and Kim point out that as a famous figure, people probably listen out for Kris&amp;#039;s pee volume and other bodily functions. Um, sure. I know I want to know all of the bathroom habits of my favourite stars. If they&amp;#039;re just trolling her, it works, because Kris develops a massive phobia about peeing in a public restroom - to the extent that she asks people to go in first to check there&amp;#039;s no-one else in there. Of course, Kendall and Kylie think this is hilarious and film Kris peeing over the stall, because why not? Totally normal behaviour. What is less normal is to then post that video online, although to be fair, Kris does announce at one point that she can&amp;#039;t hold her pee any longer and urinates in her garden in front of all the TV cameras. Bruce, Kendall and Kylie&amp;#039;s disgusted faces are possibly the highlight of the episode. Still, Kris is Not Happy about Kendall and Kylie posting a video of her peeing on their blog, so she announces that they&amp;#039;re grounded and huffs a lot, even though they claim they were only trying to help her get over her phobia. Kendall and Kylie actually feel pretty bad, so they record a super awesome &amp;#039;apology&amp;#039; song with their friends - it&amp;#039;s really clever and funny and I&amp;#039;m kind of impressed, to be honest. Their rapping does leave something (a lot) to be desired, but at least they know that. Kris is also pleased with the song and forgives her wayward daughters, although they then film her peeing again to prove that she can do it. So, lesson learned, then.  Leah&amp;#039;s actually worried about fame We actually get a Leah-centric storyline this week, which is kind of nice given that she seems weirdly normal (she doesn&amp;#039;t want fame? What?) Brandon and Leah have been working on their EP and they go over to Kim&amp;#039;s to play her a song. But while everyone agrees it&amp;#039;s very pretty, Leah&amp;#039;s not ready to release it - she claims she&amp;#039;s a perfectionist, and she&amp;#039;s even reluctant when Ryan Seacrest offers them an acoustic showcase (this is why you have Kim Kardashian as a step-sister...) Watching Brandon&amp;#039;s face twitch when Leah says she&amp;#039;s not ready to release anything is kind of funny, though. We also see Leah and Brandon meeting Kim for some yogurt - and Leah is horrified by the amount of paps following Kim around. Kim is so used to it by this point, but it&amp;#039;s fun seeing her confront the photographers to ask for a tiny bit of privacy, mainly because the pap she&amp;#039;s talking to announces that they can&amp;#039;t use the footage of him. What a hypocrite - it&amp;#039;s amazing. Still, Leah is totally freaked out by all of this and isn&amp;#039;t sure she wants fame herself. In the end she catches up with her dad - it&amp;#039;s only Eagles guitarist Don Felder! - to ask for his advice. She finally admits she&amp;#039;s worried about how her relationship with Brandon could survive the fame, but after speaking to Brandon and Don the pair both seem to assuage her fears. Brandon in particular is really cute with her. And so everything&amp;#039;s wrapped up with Leah and Brandon giving a performance to everyone - hurrah!  Kim does not take pranks well (but Kris is a wonderful drunk) Khloe&amp;#039;s still feeling down about being ignored by her sisters (and she&amp;#039;s putting on the cutest pouty face) so she goes to see Kris. Kris thinks this is actually good news, because now Khloe can hang out with her! &amp;quot;No,&amp;quot; Khloe replies. Her face at the possibility is a picture - and she admits that last time she had a one-on-one night out with Kris she had to drive her home because she was &amp;quot;too drunky monkey&amp;quot;. &amp;quot;What if I don&amp;#039;t want to?&amp;quot; she asks Kris, who is not taking no for an answer. Gulp. On the fateful evening, Kris shows up in a limo wearing a sombrero and yelling excitedly. If I was Khloe, I&amp;#039;d feign a headache at this point, but she weirdly doesn&amp;#039;t. Instead, she hits the town with Kris and they get drunk on margaritas - though Kris is clearly much further gone (she laughs like a maniac.) At some point, they figure it would be a good idea to prank Kim by TP-ing her house. Kim is never uptight and always up for fun so this is definitely a good idea. Khloe is up for it though because she&amp;#039;s fed up with being ignored. The following scenes are kind of hilarious because Kris is so drunk. At the drug store - on their mission to pick up toilet paper, silly string and shaving cream - Kris comes very close to getting kicked out when she unwraps a Dora The Explorer toothbrush and starts a little dental hygiene routine right in the middle of the aisle. Khloe actually has to slap her and tell her to reel it in, but she does have fun when they completely destroy Kim&amp;#039;s house (they get in, naturally, when Khloe gives Kris a leg up over the fence. Outstanding.) Finally - destruction complete and &amp;#039;Kris Jenner&amp;#039; sprayed in shaving cream on the fence - the duo leave in their limo, screaming and honking (it&amp;#039;s brilliant seeing Kris talking complete nonsense, saying: &amp;quot;I love myself&amp;quot;, complaining of a stomach ache and falling asleep on a disturbed Khloe&amp;#039;s lap.) The commotion they make when they leave alerts Kim to the disaster her garden has become (&amp;quot;My roses!&amp;quot; she squeals, like a 70-year-old.) Kim is furious and angrily calls Khloe (who experiences at least some remorse), while Jonathan&amp;#039;s left to try to clean up.  We get a tiny bit more drunken fun from Kris (&amp;quot;Whatever you had, it was good,&amp;quot; Lamar grins as Kris curls up on the floor to sleep on a mat while hugging a table.) The next morning, she&amp;#039;s definitely feeling &amp;#039;delicate&amp;#039; but she has to face the music - Kourtney and Kim Want An Explanation. Kim huffs that she would have been in her rights to call the police, Kourtney calls them assholes, and then Kris points out that she was just celebrating the fact that Khloe had someone to hang out with, given Kim and Kourt had been completely ignoring her. And suddenly everyone&amp;#039;s friends again - yay! Oh, and Kourtney and Khloe start messing around and completely ignore Kim, so order is restored. Do you know what I think brought back the harmony? Unseen for the whole episode, Scott turns up, smiling at the japes like a benevolent angel. All hail Lord Disick!  Other Stuff...   One very important thing I learnt this week: Herm\u00E8s makes burping cloths. What is even the point.  Kim&amp;#039;s been having yet more side pains: I am so glad that baby is out of her. How sore was her pregnancy, seriously?  Kim doesn&amp;#039;t sit on public toilets: She squats. Aren&amp;#039;t you glad you know that?  &amp;quot;She&amp;#039;s actually peeing!&amp;quot; It&amp;#039;s like Kris is a toddler being toilet trained, seriously.  Kim has a ridiculous amount of shoes: But Leah trying on her stupidly high heels was adorable.  Kim and Leah both have French tip toenails: And Kim is surprised because she thought it was a &amp;quot;ghetto thing&amp;quot;. What?  Khloe does jazzercise dancing when she&amp;#039;s depressed: Another reason why Khloe is the best.  Kris wants to know what crazy things Khloe did when she was in high school: &amp;quot;I used to sneak out and sleep with older men.&amp;quot;  Jonathan makes baby cry sounds to prepare Kim: To be fair, if Kim can cope with Jonathan, a baby will be no sweat.  To be fair, Jonathan can actually be funny. He condemned the TP-ing in no uncertain terms when Kim was there... and then as soon as she was back inside laughed to himself about how it was the best thing he&amp;#039;d ever seen.  Khloe claims all her emails have gone to spam if she just doesn&amp;#039;t want to reply. This could be awkward if she told you this. Sorry.  Kanye Kount: 0. But he did get mentioned by name (as opposed to &amp;quot;my boyfriend&amp;quot;) when Kim told Brandon and Leah that he&amp;#039;s never 100% happy with his music.  Keeping Up With The Kardashians airs Sundays on E! in the US and the UK. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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