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"  Kanye West and Kim Kardashian would be the celebrity neighbors from hell, according to real estate site Zillow. Which other famous people would it suck to live near? Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, and the cast of Honey Boo Boo. (Seriously on not wanting to live near Honey Boo Boo? I think that would RULE! You know Mama June would hook you up with toilet paper and other bulk goods from Costco.)  I&amp;#039;m gonna go ahead and call bullshit on all of this. While it could be annoying to live next door to two people who are basically stalked by the paparazzi, the survery didn&amp;#039;t mention that if you can afford to live in Kimye&amp;#039;s hood, you&amp;#039;re probably living pretty freaking large. If given the choice, I&amp;#039;d pick living in the manse next to those two vanity smurfs over my current situation of a dank basement apartment with faulty heating and walls so thin I can hear my neighbor pooping on the regular (he needs to see a doctor).  Want more from Laura? Follow her on Twitter.  Photo via Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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