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"  Cinco de Mayo is one of our favorite holidays. It&amp;#039;s an excuse to gorge ourselves on delish Mexican delights like nachos, tacos, and enchiladas (a.k.a. the Holy Trinity of food), have a margarita at lunch, and wear a sassy sombrero.  Naturally, we&amp;#039;re down to participate in any kind of holiday fun. Except for one festive celebration we recently came across: Shohba, popular spa chain in New York and D.C. famous for its stellar wax jobs, is offering Cinco De Mayo &amp;quot;Shobharitas&amp;quot;to toast the holiday. The problem? These margaritas are going to be made with the same sugar that the spa&amp;#039;s practitioners use to remove unwanted fuzz from their clients&amp;#039; hoo-has and, uh, buttonholes, if you catch our drift.  Now, we&amp;#039;ll take a free drink whenever we can get it but this just sounds super groddy to us. Of course, the spa isn&amp;#039;t putting used bum sugar into the margs, but can&amp;#039;t we agree that the sugar on your cocktail glass shouldn&amp;#039;t be the same as the kind used on your ass? (Plus, we&amp;#039;re partial to salt with our tequila-based cocktails, but that&amp;#039;s neither here nor there.)  All we know is, this is one rim job we won&amp;#039;t be partaking in. (Er, make that two, actually.)  Though, we&amp;#039;ve gotta ask: Would you prefer a bum sugar margarita or one of those semen cocktails?  Want more from Natasha? Follow her on Twitter or find her on Facebook. Photo: thinkstockphoto "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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