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"&amp;quot;Me and my best friend were planning a totally cool evening with the works: sleepover, movies, etc. Then, this really hot guy at school asked me out for the same night. I was totally psyched the whole day and totally forgot about the sleepover me and my bud were planning to have. So I called her up on the phone and told her I was really sick and would have to bail. She said it was okay and that she would see me tomorrow. &amp;quot;So, the hot guy and I went to the movies that night as planned. As we were leaving the theater, wouldn&amp;#039;t you know it, we bumped right into my best bud buying popcorn. She said she would never forgive me. I told her I was sorry, but she wasn&amp;#039;t buying it -- she said I had made the wrong choice to do that and that it really hurt her feelings.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I went to a huge pool party and everyone was there, including my ex-boyfriend and his annoyingly perky new girlfriend. While his girlfriend was swimming, I sneaked into the locker room and stole her thong underwear. Later, while she was getting dressed, she shrieked that she couldn&amp;#039;t find them, and I threw them in the pool for everyone to see. She was so embarrassed, and had to spend the rest of the day in a wet bikini bottom that soaked through her pants. And she never found out who threw her underwear in the pool.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;My older sister had a friend staying over at our house for a week. This friend had always had a major attitude with me, so when I overheard them talking about skipping school, I told my parents and they got big-time BUSTED! Ha-ha. They still never found out it was me who told.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;My mom grounded me for six weeks for something totally dumb. So a month into, I couldn&amp;#039;t stand it anymore and called my boyfriend and told him to come pick me up. It was after midnight and mom was scheduled to be at work until 5 a.m. After hanging out and fooling around at his house for a few hours, my cell phone rang and it was my mom! (I didn&amp;#039;t answer but I saw her name on the caller ID!) I had him rush me home ASAP. I saw her car in the driveway, so I had him drop me off down the street. As I walked toward the house, I rubbed my eyes and face and made it look like I had been crying. I walked in the house and told my mother I had been in the park thinking about my grandmother, who had recently passed away! Instead of yelling my mom smiled, hugged me, and said she missed Grandma too!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I would always get jealous over the fact that my best friend is smaller, smarter, and prettier. One day, she confessed to me that she stuffs her bras with toilet paper to make her &amp;#039;twins&amp;#039; look bigger. The next day during lunch I saw her flirting with my longtime crush. I got so mad, because she knew that I liked him. My jealousy grew bigger and bigger until I got this evil plan. I walked over to her and &amp;#039;accidentally&amp;#039; tripped and spilled my apple juice all over her T-shirt. The toilet paper that she used to stuff her bra melted and fell out from under her shirt! The worst/best part was that when I pretended to trip, I screamed to get everyone&amp;#039;s attention. The whole lunchroom was laughing at her and staring at the two piles of soaked tissue paper at her feet. I felt so bad in the end, because she was crying.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;In my sophomore year of high school, the administrators took away our winter dance because people had shown up drunk the year before. My friends and I were really mad, so we took our revenge. We stayed late after sports practice one night and turned every sign in the entire school upside down. Then we went into the computer lab, stole all the mice, and hid them in a bathroom. Then we switched all the keyboards so that writing from one keyboard would come up on a different screen. No one had any idea it was us and we still get a huge laugh out of it.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I really liked this guy that my parents absolutely couldn&amp;#039;t stand. One day he asked me to the movies, and of course I couldn&amp;#039;t say no! So I called my friend up and told her we were going to the movies together. She picked me up and we met my date there! My parents had no clue. Then, when my mom picked me up across the street from the movie theater at the video store, she saw me with him. I just told her that I happened to see him there and she bought the whole thing! To this day they still have no clue.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I told my mom I&amp;#039;d be at this party that was on till late, but instead I went on my guy friend&amp;#039;s boat at midnight with a few of my friends, and we went to a nearby island for an hour. Luckily I got back home safe and sound and no one had to be the wiser.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;One night my friend and I were driving around with this guy in his convertible. We were pretty bored, so when the guy dared us to flash the next car that went by, we were game. Turned out not to be such a good idea, &amp;#039;cause when we flashed the car, it turned out to be a STATE TROOPER! They turned on their lights and turned around, but luckily my friend lives down a private road so we got away in time. Next time, though, I&amp;#039;ll keep my privates to myself!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;My best friend couldn&amp;#039;t make it to one of our school dances, but her hot boyfriend was planning to attend. Since she didn&amp;#039;t want him to dance with any other girls, she asked me to keep an eye on him and be sure to dance with him a lot. We did what she&amp;#039;d asked, except that after a few songs we were all over each other when we were dancing. The dance ended at 10 o&amp;#039;clock, but I didn&amp;#039;t get home until 11:30 because he parked his car in the Devil&amp;#039;s Pitchfork -- the local make-out place. I felt so bad and guilty about betraying my friend -- but it turns out that the reason she couldn&amp;#039;t make the dance was because she was with another guy!&amp;quot; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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