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" &amp;quot;This cute guy in one of my classes asked me out to this trendy Indian restaurant. Something about the food didn&amp;#039;t sit well with me, and after we ate, I excused myself to the bathroom. Since it was a small place, there was only one unisex bathroom. I wasn&amp;#039;t worried because only one person could use it at a time, so I just let it rip. But when I opened the door to the bathroom, my date was standing there. I tried to play it cool and talked about how they should get a new air freshener in the bathroom because it smelled bad when I went in there, but by the way he looked at me when he came back to the table, I don&amp;#039;t think he bought it.&amp;quot; -Karlee, 19 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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