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" Over the weekend, professional fake president Reggie Brown got pulled off-stage at the Republican Leadership Conference when his jokes about the 2012 candidates started hitting a bit too close to the party line. Herein, we imagine the punch lines of which audience members were so deprived. And how about that Michele Bachmann? If she gets any more creative with American history, it&amp;#039;ll turn out the Alamo didn&amp;#039;t fall \u2014 it tripped. And then there&amp;#039;s Herman Cain. This man wants to dig a moat along our border and fill it with alligators. I&amp;#039;m not sure what he has in mind for health-care reform, but I think it involves leeches. I hear Sarah Palin&amp;#039;s finishing up her tour. Some say she&amp;#039;s become addicted to fame \u2014 like Lady Gaga, only less political. And don&amp;#039;t you love Ron Paul? He&amp;#039;s a doctor who doesn&amp;#039;t think health care is a right. Sort of like a plumber who&amp;#039;s willing to fix everything except the bathroom. PLUS: More 2012 Election Coverage &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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