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"Julie, Elisa, Kim, me, and Christie. Wednesday evening, my friends Kim and Elisa invited me to a party at the Audi Forum on Park Avenue. They said Zooey Deschanel&amp;amp;#8217;s band, She &amp;amp; Him would be playing, and the food and drinks were free. Well, my first thought as a dating blogger was&amp;amp;#8212;&amp;amp;#8220;Free drinks?!&amp;amp;#8221; My second thought was, wherever there are cars, there are men (Girls: the New York International Auto Show runs today through April 11&amp;amp;#8212;major man bonanza!). Because Audi is high-end, I knew the crowd would be a lot of suits, so I jumped out of my pajamas and threw on some eyeliner. Yes, I was spontaneous! We drank champagne and joked about appropriate pick-up lines at an Audi dealership. There were a lot along the lines of, you know, junk in your trunk and back-door entry. Not that you have to speak at all when you&amp;amp;#8217;re standing near a hot car. I once borrowed a bunch of press cars and test-drove them for a story about picking up guys in cars. Men love women in shiny cars, especially convertibles. There was a guy there with one single gray chest hair. He did not leave us alone. I talked to him because I thought he was from Audi, but then when he said it would get everyone&amp;amp;#8217;s attention if we all climbed onto the hood and took a photo, I knew he was just a random with a single gray chest hair. Chest Hair Man told us that a woman driving a car like this would &amp;amp;#8220;intimidate&amp;amp;#8221; a man. That sucks! So if you&amp;amp;#8217;re single&amp;amp;#8212;and you can afford it&amp;amp;#8212;you can&amp;amp;#8217;t buy a sick Audi convertible? I&amp;amp;#8217;m sorry I didn&amp;amp;#8217;t get a photo of Zooey Deschanel. I was THIS CLOSE. This close. Thwarting our efforts at catching anyone&amp;amp;#8217;s eye was the presence of a lot of paid models, peppering the crowd with their beauty. What&amp;amp;#8217;s a single girl to do with paid models in the crowd and her hair un-blow-dried? Drink champagne. Happy Easter! Tell me where you&amp;amp;#8217;ll be this weekend! Look for me in Boston! Also: What kind of car do you drive? Single-ish Points for anyone who names something &amp;amp;#8220;intimidating.&amp;amp;#8221; More Ways to Get Glamour You could win $50,000 just for registering for or logging in to Glamour.com! Sign up for Glamour.com&amp;amp;#8217;s Style Tips of the Week and Beauty Tip of the Day newsletters! Add Glamour to your iGoogle homepage. Follow us on Twitter! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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