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"  In spite of Kanye&amp;#039;s lofty goals for the first reveal of North West\u2014Vogue was the first choice, but Anna Wintour didn&amp;#039;t return his calls\u2014Kim and her potentially-fake butt will officially be showing off the Little Anointed One on Kris Jenner&amp;#039;s fail of a talk show, Kris. The debut, scheduled for Friday, will provide a much-needed ratings boost for the flailing daytime program. Fox execs are deciding whether to extend the show past its six-week trial run, according to The Hollywood Reporter. And it&amp;#039;s not even an in-person reveal: Kimye plan on bringing just a photo of North onto the show, reports TMZ. It&amp;#039;s cool that Kanye is allowing this to save his (soon-to-be) mom-in-law&amp;#039;s ass, but high culture it ain&amp;#039;t. I&amp;#039;m willing to bet that Kim had to beg &amp;#039;Ye to reveal North this way. Kim: &amp;quot;Baby, please?&amp;quot; Kim: &amp;quot;Pleeeeeeease? It would mean so much to Mom.&amp;quot;   Undoubtedly, at this very moment, a resigned &amp;#039;Ye is pacing back and forth in his dressing gown as his pet white Bengal tiger sleeps on a chaise lounge, attempting to reach Kris on what he thinks is a cell phone but is actually one massive diamond. It&amp;#039;s kind of sad, actually. Kim having to step in to save her fame-mongering stage mom&amp;#039;s career by thrusting her baby in the air like Simba in The Lion King. But there&amp;#039;s no way that show was gonna stay on the air without a deus ex machina. I could only sit through one episode. Those mediocre step dancers and body-painted dudes weren&amp;#039;t even bad in a good way. But this isn&amp;#039;t the first time Kris has faked us out: Remember that bullshit two-second video?! Never forget. Follow Anna on Twitter.   Image via Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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