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"Oh Taylor Swift, we know the pickings are limited out there for boyfriends, but are talented musicians so limited that you've come to this? Farm animals. \nYou must've known this goat was trouble when he walked in, shame on you now. \nSEE ALSO: Goats Yelling Like Humans Will Delight Your Ears\n\nBut George the Goat does have a Grammy-worth voice so we'll accept the new musical pairing. We also hear she's holding a casting call for cats to be on her next single, \"22.\"\nBONUS: Embarrassed Etsy Dog Models\n\n\nEmbarrassed Etsy Dog Models\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. \"I'd rather just show my bald spot.\"\nImage courtesy of Etsy, lenapavia\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. \"You just had to add the pom poms.\"\nImage courtesy of Etsy, AllYouNeedIsPugShop\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. \"This does nothing for my complexion.\"\nImage courtesy of Etsy,  OnceUponAPoodle \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. \"This hat is so tight, my eyes might pop out ... wait, they always look like that.\"\nImage courtesy of Etsy,  pugnotes \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. \"Not even my ballet teacher thinks I have any grace.\"\nImage courtesy of Etsy,  GlamourDogBoutique \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. \"This is going to give me terrible tan lines.\"\nImage courtesy of Etsy, Quilpsgirl\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. \"Crushed velvet does nothing for my figure.\"\nImage courtesy of Etsy,  playfulpup \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. \"Do I have to wear boots too?\"\nImage courtesy of Etsy,  thecraftypup \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. \"As soon as she puts down the crochet needles, I'm making a run for it.\"\nImage courtesy of Etsy,  OnceUponAPoodle \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. \"These dinosaur spikes add 10 ounces.\"\nImage courtesy of Etsy, PetitDogApparel\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. \"What happened to sleeping naked?\"\nImage courtesy of Etsy, TEXT\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n12. \"I can't even look at you.\"\nImage courtesy of Etsy,  GlamourDogBoutique \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMashable composite. Images via Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images and Flickr, ArranET"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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