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"For those of you that have been watching the Real Housewives of New Jersey since day one, season one like me--then I think we&amp;#x27;ll all agree on the most shocking revelation tonight. The Chateau Salon and Spa closed down! The epicenter of gossip, drama and some amazing breakdowns courtesy of Danielle Staub is gone! The good news is that Caroline&amp;#x27;s daughter Lauren may open her store Cafface (a cafe for the face, get it?) in the spot so the legacy lives on.Other than that, tonight was about cheap shots, the art of passive aggressiveness, shadiness and words to live by from both Teresa and Joe Giudice. Where to start . . . Passive Aggressiveness Part One Well, first Teresa is very excited to build her brand beyond cookbooks. First up, something no housewife has ever done before (yes, boatloads of sarcasm there)--she&amp;#x27;s launching a line of alcohol! Yep, get ready for the Fabellini to hit a liquor store near you. But don&amp;#x27;t worry, it&amp;#x27;s nothing like what a certain ex-NY housewife turned talk show host did. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#x27;t like anything that tastes &amp;#x27;diety&amp;#x27;--like Skinny Girl,&amp;quot; T whispers to the camera. I think we all heard you loud and clear! Shady Move: Apparently Joe lost his wallet but neglected to tell Teresa he found his wallet. When Teresa asks where it was (repeatedly), Joe will only say, &amp;quot;in a friend&amp;#x27;s car&amp;quot; (repeatedly). Interesting after the bomb little Milania dropped last week! Words to Live By: While tasting options for the Fabellini at the vineyard (or is it winery? Teresa and Joe can&amp;#x27;t agree on the proper name), Joe drinks it up even though he has been in a bit of trouble with the law for drinking and driving. You&amp;#x27;d think he&amp;#x27;d want to lay off, maybe while on camera especially? Nope. &amp;quot;It&amp;#x27;s my new thing,&amp;quot; Joe explains. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#x27;t drink all week and I start drinking on Thursday.&amp;quot; What a mench! More Words to Live By: You heard it hear first, folks. Caroline predicted tonight that Joe will go to jail, Teresa will divorce him and use it as a lesson for her girls on independence--and use all of that as a basis for yet another book! And well, we all know Caroline is a big fan of Teresa&amp;#x27;s books! Cheap Shots: Kathy comes to a cookbook signing of Teresa&amp;#x27;s at a bakery. Nice, right? Kathy really deserves a medal for the way she lets things go with her cousin T. Kathy also very nicely flips through the cookbook and is genuinely tickled when she recognizes recipes for her mother&amp;#x27;s pizelles and cookies. Let&amp;#x27;s be clear--Kathy is flattered by this gesture--not upset. Teresa&amp;#x27;s response to the camera? &amp;quot;That was a cheap passive aggressive shot [when Kathy said certain recipes were her mother&amp;#x27;s].&amp;quot; Teresa&amp;#x27;s response to Kathy&amp;#x27;s face just five minutes after Kathy invites Teresa to a dessert tasting she&amp;#x27;s holding? &amp;quot;I won&amp;#x27;t do only an dessert cookbook. Everyone watches weight and no one buys straight up dessert cookbooks.&amp;quot; Ouch. Somewhere Between Passive Aggressive and a Cheap Shot . . . Um, so apparently the reason Joe Giudice hates his brother-in-law Joe Gorga is because, well, apparently Joe Gorga borrowed some tools once upon a time and never gave them back! All this drama over some tools? Takes a tool to be mad over a tool? There&amp;#x27;s got to be something that we can say about all this! But, folks, I couldn&amp;#x27;t make this stuff up if I tried! What was your favorite moment of the night? Don&amp;#x27;t forget--everyone--Jacqueline, Caroline, Kathy, Melissa and yes, Teresa hit the road in an RV in Napa next week! More Reality TV: *The 5 Most Insane Bachelor/ette Finale Moments Ever (Remember, Emily&amp;#x27;s Finale Is SUNDAY!) * RHOC Reunion Part 2: Tamra Reveals Vicki Did WHAT? You Have to See the Lowest Blow in History of Real Housewives&amp;#x27; Reunions to Believe It! *Now Jennifer Lopez Has Officially Quit American Idol. You Might Fight Me On What I Think She Should Do Next, But Hear Me Out P.S. Want more Obsessed? Sign up for our awesome daily newsletter that features the latest celebrity gossip, TV news, hilarious Internet sensations, and more! Photos: Bravo "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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