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"This is a real thing Kim Instagrammed just yesterday:  She tried to like the Hamptons, you see, she really did, but the people were mean and the cocktails were (probably) overpriced, and yeah, &amp;quot;the cell-phone reception sucks.&amp;quot; Talk about a final straw. So she escaped over the weekend, booking herself a bright red helicopter back to civilization and the big city full of dreams and network towers. While back in New York, she, Khlo\u00E9, and Kourtney did a quick interview on CNBC&amp;#039;s Closing Bell, where they discussed their business acumen. It&amp;#039;s all thanks to mama Kris: &amp;quot;My mom kind of taught us girls we could have it all,&amp;quot; Kim explained, &amp;quot;She works hard. She taught us that if you work hard, it&amp;#039;s just all about prioritizing.&amp;quot; Watching at home, Kris Jenner shouts at her TV screen, &amp;quot;IT&amp;#039;S ALSO ABOUT THE PROMOTION, GIRLS. REMEMBER THE &amp;#039;THREE P&amp;#039;S&amp;#039;&amp;quot; (The &amp;quot;three P&amp;#039;s,&amp;quot; incidentally, are prioritize, promote, and pastrami, as in make sure you&amp;#039;re always wealthy enough to have someone on staff who can make you a sandwich with pastrami in it \u2014 or whatever filling you feel like, really.) &amp;quot;I think our brand is all about empowering other women to be successful,&amp;quot; Kim continued. Kourtney added that they do it all for the little people, because they&amp;#039;re charitable like that. &amp;quot;We always say we&amp;#039;re a brand for our fans, because through social media, we&amp;#039;re so lucky to see what people are asking us for and what they&amp;#039;re looking for,&amp;quot; she said. And what they&amp;#039;re looking for, clearly, is $10 DASH-branded bottled water. Follow Alex on  Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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