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"After news hit the internet that a worldwide bacon shortage is &amp;quot;unavoidable&amp;quot;, Parks and Recreation&amp;#039;s Ron Swanson is taking no chances. The meat fanatic (portrayed by Nick Offerman) gives advice on surviving the crisis, revealing that he hides bacon all around the office.  &amp;quot;Procure as much bacon as humanly possible and hide it as in many locations as you can,&amp;quot; the character states. &amp;quot;I myself have 38 secret spots in these offices alone.&amp;quot; The NBC comedy continues on Thursdays in the US. &amp;gt; Zombies featured in hands-on CPR PSA - watch "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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