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"If your aim is reaching the boardroom, you might seal off the lobes now, or at least become a weekend discreet-hoop guy. Gauges (I had to look it up; I thought maybe you were wearing blood-pressure gauges or hydrometers) are a bit neo-tribal, and frankly these strike me as something worn by attention desperadoes or those with something unfortunate to prove. I might not pick up a hitchhiker wearing them."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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