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"  I hate to be the alarmist who&amp;#039;s like &amp;quot;CHECK YOUR TOILETS! IF YOU NEED ME I&amp;#039;LL BE IN MY CRAWLSPACE, ROCKING BACK AND FORTH&amp;quot; at 12:30 pm on Monday afternoon, but believe me, you&amp;#039;ll thank me later.  That is to say: According to the Daily Mail, a man in northern Israel went to a bathroom to take a piss and a horrifying lurking toilet snake lunged out of the pipes and bit him on the weenis. Fortunately, this was not a Code Red Hornet&amp;#039;s Nest situation \u2014 it was a small snake and the dude felt well enough to joke with paramedics on the scene. His johnson incurred no lasting damage, other than some (potentially cool?) tiny scars.  He may not sound fortunate, but considering the most common snake in Israel is something called the Palestinian Viper (guhhhh), this guy had the luck of the Irish on his side. Just remember, from your pals at the Mail: &amp;quot;Snakes are very territorial and will strike out to protect their space, be it a rocky crevice or a domestic toilet.&amp;quot; In the words of Elaine Benes from Seinfeld, I have no idea how guys walk around with those things. Follow Anna on Twitter. Image via https://www.flickr.com/photos/afpmb/ "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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