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"  Rule No. 569: Panhandlers shouldn&amp;#039;t be attractive.  Rule No. 587: There are songs for which singing harmony isn&amp;#039;t appropriate. One of these songs is &amp;quot;Take Me Out to the Ball Game.&amp;quot;  Rule No. 601: When all seems hopeless: rotisserie chicken.  Rule No. 333:  Air guitar is not a thing.  Rule No. 349: Before purchasing a DVD of a movie you&amp;#039;ve never seen, first put it back on the shelf and walk out of the store. Rule No. 368: A man may use any euphemism for sex except &amp;quot;making love.&amp;quot; Unless he&amp;#039;s referring to two animals having sex, in which case &amp;quot;making love&amp;quot; is hilarious.  Rule No. 375: The guy in the middle seat gets both armrests. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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