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"  Sex on the beach may be a good drink, but I&amp;#039;m not so sure about it literally. Wouldn&amp;#039;t sand go in places it shouldn&amp;#039;t? I&amp;#039;ll take a white-noise machine on the &amp;quot;waves&amp;quot; setting and a feather bed, thank you very much. Like key parties, you may have thought that nude beaches went out in the 1970s. Not so. A stretch of land on the Wisconsin River about 25 miles northwest of Madison, heretofore devoted to hosting nude sunbathers, has just announced that they&amp;#039;re shutting down access to beachgoers in only their birthday suits\u2014but only on the weekdays, reports NBC News. Until now, super-liberal Dane County was known as a haven for nudists across the country, and as many as 70,000 people have came from all corners of the country to drop trou. However, the reason it&amp;#039;s being shut down is that the shenanigans didn&amp;#039;t stop there: reports of Dionesian-style sexytimes, including public oral sex and mutual masturbation, are what&amp;#039;s led authorities to put the kibosh on naked sunbathing there from Monday to Friday. (That&amp;#039;s when less people are around, and the handies, I guess, are more likely to occur.)  In 2011, over the course of just nine days of surveillance, 26 beachgoers were arrested for sex and 16 people for drugs. Nothing like a stressful work week to get you to want to drop a cap, strip naked in public and roll around with a dude, &amp;quot;Splendor In The Grass&amp;quot;-style. Follow Anna on Twitter: @annabreslaw Image: Jupiter Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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