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"OK, you caught me--I&amp;#x27;m not talking about the real Suri Cruise, but rather my favorite blog in the history of the Internet, Suri&amp;#x27;s Burn Book.When Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise&amp;#x27;s split was announced on Friday, I had to check the sassy site to see what fake Suri would say on this big announcement. I was not disappointed... But did &amp;quot;Suri&amp;quot; see this coming? One of my favorite parts about the burn book (and Megan&amp;#x27;s too!) is Suri&amp;#x27;s open disdain for her parents. She calls them both by their first names, but, more importantly, she even hints that all was not well in the Cruise-Holmes household. Some examples: So, what do you think? Did you see this divorce happening, or did you think Tom and Katie were going to last? More TomKat... *RIP, TomKat: What Should Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise&amp;#x27;s New Ex-Relationship Name Be? *Before TomKat: A Look Back at Katie Holmes&amp;#x27; Biggest Dawson&amp;#x27;s Creek Breakups *Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: A Look Back at the Whirlwind Romance, High-Profile Marriage, and, Of Course, Couch-Jumping Photo: Suri&amp;#x27;s Burn Book P.S. Want more Obsessed? Sign up for our awesome daily newsletter that features the latest celebrity gossip, TV news, hilarious Internet sensations, and more!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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