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"Dude: Don&amp;amp;#8217;t ask me how, but I&amp;amp;#8217;m writing to you from the future. Don&amp;amp;#8217;t worry, things haven&amp;amp;#8217;t changed much aside from the fact that we have a black president, I carry a mini computer/phone/Walkman around in our pocket, and a few days ago I revealed the contents of our underwear drawer to thousands of women. OK, things have changed. But I don&amp;amp;#8217;t have time to get into it and you&amp;#x27;re probably in the middle of a very special episode of Dawson&amp;amp;#8217;s Creek (Spoiler: Katie Holmes will end up marrying Tom Cruise. In real life.) I&amp;amp;#8217;m writing to share some important advice about women that will save us plenty of heartache over the next nine years: I don&amp;#x27;t have a good photo of me as a teenager, so here&amp;#x27;s me rocking a grown-up look. What do you think of guys wearing blazers in casual situations? Do or don&amp;#x27;t?1) You&amp;amp;#8217;re about to lose your virginity. But don&amp;amp;#8217;t get too excited&amp;amp;#8212;all those years of abstinence practice will come in handy during the looong dry spells to come. 2) When you get to college you&amp;amp;#8217;ll be surrounded by scads of hot woman. You will bump into them in the laundry room, sit next to them in class, and get drunk with them at crappy bars. For the love of God, don&amp;amp;#8217;t make the same mistake I did: TALK TO THEM. 3) Even if you follow my advice, you&amp;amp;#8217;re gonna get dumped a few times. Don&amp;amp;#8217;t take it too hard--you&amp;amp;#8217;ll be fine in a few months. 4) OK, here&amp;amp;#8217;s the one thing you can do to maximize your chances of getting laid: invest in Google. What advice would you give your younger self? What were you like when you were 18? What do you think your older self would say about your current circumstances? P.S. What&amp;#x27;s your most treasured high school dating memory? Who was your high school crush?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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