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"#TeamPLL, remember how last week I said I wanted to stab a bitch because I foresaw how the Liars were going to gang up on Hanna? Well, it turns that &amp;quot;B&amp;quot; starts with the letter &amp;quot;A,&amp;quot; as in Aria. She was probably the most trifling she has ever been, and I don&amp;#x27;t think I can forgive her&amp;amp;#8212;especially after the way she treated Hanna, who shares a secret. And don&amp;#x27;t even get me started on [REDACTED], who all of a sudden became creepy.edu or Ali doing what she does best: not giving an eff about what her lies do to other people. Clearly, I have a lot of issues with last night&amp;#x27;s Pretty Little Liars episode, so let&amp;#x27;s discuss what happened in &amp;quot;Scream for Me&amp;quot; and you tell me if I&amp;#x27;m overreacting. Haleb are drunk in love...literally. These two can&amp;#x27;t stop drinking. We open with the Liars at choir rehearsal while watching Ali get questioned by Dt. Tanner about Shana. Obvi, Tanner is doing this out in the open to let the Liars know: ...minus the romantic overtones, obvs. Ali goes over the Liars and they&amp;#x27;re all scared that Tanner knows the truth about Philly. Aria gives shade to Hanna: I honestly don&amp;#x27;t get why she&amp;#x27;s giving Hanna attitude about letting a little bit of info out when all of them have done dumb messes like that. Pot meet Kettle, and then go sit your ass down somewhere. #TeamHannaForever Next, Ali picks up her sheet music and sees that all of the A&amp;#x27;s were circled, along with a message: &amp;quot;Glad to see you singing. Last time you were all choked up.&amp;quot; Seriously, Ali had her bag on her, so how did &amp;quot;A&amp;quot; get to it to write this message? Later on, Aria calls Ezra to let him know that Det. Tanner is creeping around and to find out Eddie&amp;#x27;s whereabouts. Um, sorry to break it to you, girl, but it&amp;#x27;s most likely that: Next, Ella shows up to ask Aria to be her maid of honor: Syd accidentally reveals to Emily some good news: Em was nominated as swim team assistant coach: Isn&amp;#x27;t Em about to graduate high school in like two months and go off to college? Her tenure as assistant swim coach would be shorter than the shelf life of a Lunchables. Anyway, Ali asks Hanna if she can crash at her place while Papa DiLaurentis is out of town: Next, Spence and Toby are talking about his mom&amp;#x27;s death, and I&amp;#x27;m trying REALLY hard to care about this tired-ass story line. He tells her he&amp;#x27;s joining the police academy so he can be on the inside and help out the Liars: Aria&amp;#x27;s at Radley and is looking for Eddie when she&amp;#x27;s told by an orderly that yesterday was his last day. She then tries to sneak the notebook back to Rhonda&amp;#x27;s room, but Rhonda catches her: Rhonda promises not to say anything if Aria buys her snacks. Aria does and then starts asking about Bethany and Mrs. DiLaurentis. Just as Aria&amp;#x27;s starting to get some good info, one of the nurses bursts in like... ...and cusses out Aria for giving Rhonda, a diabetic, soda. Hanna arrives home, and Ali has convinced Mama Marin to let her crash there. Hanna is butthurt that MM is giving Ali special treatment and heads off to Caleb&amp;#x27;s. They meet up, drink, and she decides to stop off at The Brew for food. Zack, Ella&amp;#x27;s fiance/soon-to-be-stepdad-to-Aria/owner of the coffee shop, is there and makes her a sandwich and starts flirting with her and rubbing her back. She&amp;#x27;s super uncomfortable and leaves. Um, Zack, I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO WHILE BAREFOOT, YOU TRIFLING PIECE OF GARBAGE: Sydney visits Em at home. UGH! She lets it slip that she knew Emily was in New York. Aria totally spaces on going wedding dress shopping with Ella, and Ella freaks out. Aria assures her that she&amp;#x27;s cool with Ella and Zack getting married: Maybe you shouldn&amp;#x27;t be. Haleb make out at his cabin, and she tells him she needs to leave. The next morning, she shows up to school late just as Em and Spence are figuring out a plan to go to the horse stable that Mrs. Di used to frequent. Hanna then tells them that she had a weird moment with Zack, and they are just like, &amp;quot;Are you sure you weren&amp;#x27;t buzzed and reading into this?&amp;quot; Hey Em and Spence: Mama Marin is at home and looking for Hanna when she sees a super sad Ali. Ali says she heard someone outside the house, so she did a remix to The Indian in the Cupboard and slept inside Hanna&amp;#x27;s closet. Damn, #TheStruggleIsReal: Em and Spence go to the stables and chat up a teacher named Declan. He says Mrs. Di and Bethany used to ride there together. It&amp;#x27;s about to rain, but the girls decide to snoop around before heading back. This is a great idea, right? WRONG! Hanna is sitting in her car and eating when Zack gets in her car. He gives her his phone number and puts his hand on her thigh: Meanwhile, Mama Marin is trying to makes dinner reservations on the phone for her and Ali when she hears the floorboard creak. &amp;quot;A&amp;quot; is in the house!!!!! Then &amp;quot;A&amp;quot; leaves: After calling 911, Det. Tanner and some cops show up to ask questions. Mama Marin basically rips Tanner a new one for not having made the city safe: Hanna shows up at Aria&amp;#x27;s and tells her that Zack is trying to hook up with her. Aria says &amp;quot;You&amp;#x27;re the problem&amp;quot; to Hanna and basically insinuates that Hanna invited Zack into her car. OK, I&amp;#x27;m going to need Aria to step on 12 damn Legos: Em and Spence are still at the stable when they find Melissa&amp;#x27;s riding helmet. Just then, &amp;quot;A&amp;quot; locks them in a stable with an unruly horse: I&amp;#x27;m sorry. This is so damn goofy that I can&amp;#x27;t even take this seriously. Later that night, Ali tells Em and Spence that she had Noel Kahn break into Mama Marin&amp;#x27;s house as &amp;quot;A&amp;quot; so that MM would stop asking her questions: Seriously, Ali, can you please go step on the Lego replica of the Star Wars Death Star with both of your damn bare feet? Quit calling audibles and not letting the other Liars know what you&amp;#x27;re doing. ARGH! Anyway, we end on &amp;quot;A&amp;quot; in Spence&amp;#x27;s house, going through her things. I&amp;#x27;m completely underwhelmed by this episode. Alrighty, what did you think of last night&amp;#x27;s episode? Anyone else grossed out by Aria&amp;#x27;s reaction to Hanna? Also, why is Zack a creep all of a sudden? Makes no sense. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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