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"Who are your shoes going to offend, the guys in marketing? I have the feeling that some martinet who's just read Molloy's Dress for Success is taking the law into his own hands. And he's probably dressed like a Republican congressman, in a baggy oord-cloth button-down and penny loafers. Since it is unlikely that you will overturn this directive, you are left with a few options. One, ignore the motherfucker. Do you think he will fire you for wearing horse-bit loafers? I doubt it. If he questions you about them, say that you wear the horse bits in case you put your foot in your mouth and need to stop. Two, buy some tie shoes that you can mix in with your other shoes, and wear them especially on days that you are likely to encounter the general over-manager. Or three, try to move to a company that spends less time minding the business of its employees, especially when they are well within the normal societal bounds of good taste."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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