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"  While promoting his guido-licious directorial debut Don Jon, Joseph Gordon-Levitt sat down for a chat with Howard Stern. And proceeded to break my heart.  Asked about his relationship status, Gordon-Levitt played less coy than usual \u2014 and for the first time ever, spoke of a girlfriend (who I hate already). &amp;quot;&amp;quot;I have a girlfriend but I tend not to really like to talk about it [much] in public,&amp;quot; he said.  The pair met through mutual friends (who I now also hate) and have kept their status as a dating couple on the down-low because &amp;quot;she&amp;#039;s not in showbiz&amp;quot; and apparently wants no part in that glitzy life of premieres and gift bags. BUT I DO JOSEPH, I DO. (h/t Us Weekly) Photo Credit: Getty Images  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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