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"  A stunning new trailer for Jupiter Ascending, the latest sci-fi movie from directors Lana and Andy Wachowski, has debuted on YouTube. In the film, Mila Kunis plays a celestial princess named Jupiter Jones \u2014 and yes, you should be sold on the movie based on that alone \u2014 who cleans toilets for a living on Earth but is apparently a much bigger deal out there in the cosmos. She might even be able to rule the cosmos one day, but the trailer isn&amp;#039;t going to give that away. She also appears to fall off buildings a lot because people are fighting over her. (Go figure.) Channing Tatum, whose character is &amp;quot;a genetically engineered ex-military hunter,&amp;quot; is there to save her! Actually, at first he&amp;#039;s there to kill her, but then she bats her eyelids and she&amp;#039;s Mila Kunis, so he reconsiders. Other stuff happens too, but it&amp;#039;s difficult to focus because of Channing Tatum. More specifically, his prosthetic ears. They&amp;#039;re certainly, um, eye-catching. Let&amp;#039;s break down this look and its excessive eyeliner. It&amp;#039;s s disconcertingly arousing, yes/no? It&amp;#039;s about 55 percent Game of Thrones&amp;#039; Khal Drogo: strong&amp;amp;gt;Another 30 percent Mr. Tumnus from Disney&amp;#039;s The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe movie:  Also 10 percent elven poster boy circa Middle Earth, mostly so I can use this Legolas GIF:  And a final 5 percent generic A&amp;amp;amp;F underwear model, because Channing Tatum always exudes that vibe.   Yes, these are (some of) Channing&amp;#039;s old A&amp;amp;amp;F catalog photos. Sweet, sweet memories! OK, you&amp;#039;ll also notice shades of Magic Mike in the mix, because who can look Channing Tatum without seeing this anymore:   Who would want to look at Channing Tatum without seeing this, though? Anyway, watch the Jupiter Ascending trailer in full below, because everything the Wachowskis do is beautiful, so beautiful that it&amp;#039;s fine if it doesn&amp;#039;t all make sense (yet):      Photo credit: YouTube; Tumblr; courtesy of Abercrombie &amp;amp;amp; Fitch "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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