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"There&amp;#039;s a theory that says if you give a monkey a typewriter and an infinite amount of time, he&amp;#039;ll eventually type all the works of Shakespeare. I don&amp;#039;t know if I believe that, but I will tell you that if you give a 2-year-old a smartphone, he&amp;#039;ll eventually buy a crossbow on eBay. No, really! My gorgeous friend Nichole is mama to 2-year-old Nolan and 2-month-old Chloe. Since she has her hands full with two kids, it&amp;#039;s not surprising that the older one got his hands on her iPhone. What is surprising is that he opened the eBay app and somehow managed to bid on a crossbow. Which he won! He looks too cute to be a troublemaker, right? I got to watch the drama unfold on Facebook yesterday:  Of course the $1,111 maximum bid makes total sense. Emmett&amp;#039;s dialed 99999999999999999 from my iPhone more times than I can count.  Nichole tried to withdraw the bid, but since she didn&amp;#039;t notice that &amp;quot;she&amp;quot; had bid on a crossbow for more than an hour, eBay wouldn&amp;#039;t let her retract it. She reached out to the seller, a gentleman who chose the username &amp;quot;bonecollector,&amp;quot; but so far all she&amp;#039;s gotten from him is an invoice. Yikes! What mischief did your kids get into as toddlers? p.s. If you haven&amp;#039;t entered to win the City Mini GT stroller we&amp;#039;re giving away, there&amp;#039;s still time! A winner will be chosen at random after midnight tonight! p.p.s. Speaking of cute toddlers, Emmett has a birthday message for his GG!  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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