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"Some guys go to the health club to, you know, get healthy. Others go to stare at ESPN, compulsively sniff their own pits, or just stand around in the nude drinking cucumber water and talking about mutual funds. Here, a field guide to the many gym rats guaranteed to ruin your workout"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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