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" 1. You know his best friend \u2014 the guy he can&amp;#039;t live without? Show up at his apartment wearing only a trench coat.  2. Hack into his Facebook profile and change his interests to freeganism, Paul Reiser, and face tattoos. 3. Decorate his car with a bumper sticker that declares &amp;quot; Small penis onboard.&amp;quot; 4. Wait until he&amp;#039;s dining with a new date, then call the restaurant and ask the ma\u00EEtre d&amp;#039; to tell him that &amp;quot;his kids are on the phone and they&amp;#039;re wondering how long they&amp;#039;ll have to wait out in the cold.&amp;quot;  5. Become really, really, really hot.  6. When you go over to his place to claim your assorted belongings, stealthily swipe all of his remotes.  7. Gain notoriety for your blog &amp;quot;Hilarious Things I Found in My Ex&amp;#039;s Trash.&amp;quot;  8. Casually mention to him that you finally got around to all those kinky sexual fantasies he was dying to try with you and, well, they&amp;#039;re fantastic.  9. Pay your pregnant friend to pee on a stick that you leave for him with a Thanks for nothing note attached. 10. Write your names inside a big heart on his lawn...with gasoline. Have a match handy for when he arrives. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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