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" Yeah, I hear you. I&amp;#039;m tired of watching the news. Debates, debates, debates. BLECH. Which is why, when I stumbled upon the Adam and Eve spoof of the election, I just had to share it with you. It made gave me a good belly laugh. Basically, the infamous sex toy manufacturer has come up with the &amp;quot;Erection Day 2008: The Road to the Oval Orafice.&amp;quot; An excerpt from their website, www.adameve.com: &amp;quot;Erection Day 2008 follows two candidates\u2014Harry Hardcock and Dick MacJohnson\u2014on the road to the Oval Orifice, in a race that&amp;#039;s sure to add a whole new meaning to the phrase &amp;#039;dirty politics.&amp;#039;  From now until Erection Day on Nov. 4, we&amp;#039;ll follow along with the candidates as they campaign across the country\u2014debating such important issues as Size versus Skill and spreading their messages of free love and orgasms.   Right now you can check out each candidate&amp;#039;s campaign homepage to read about them and find out their positions on important issues like the economy and education. Decide which candidate you support by downloading some excellent icons and banners. Proudly demonstrate your support with a life-size cutout of the candidates. Come Erection day, we&amp;#039;ll compile data on the number of views to each candidate&amp;#039;s campaign homepage to determine if Harry or Dick wins. And be sure to check back each week for the latest developments in the Race for the Oval Orifice.&amp;quot; I&amp;#039;d post some photos of what Harry and Dick look like, but I think they&amp;#039;re just a tad too pornographic for redbookmag.com. So click through and enjoy\u2014but be forewarned: It&amp;#039;s NOT SAFE FOR VIEWING AT WORK. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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