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" \n Earlier this week, Brazil proposed a law that would require panty manufacturers to include health notices on the labels of their products. So now when women slip on their lingerie, they&amp;#039;re reminded to get annual cervical cancer screenings or do self-breast exams. We&amp;#039;re all for any measure that keeps women healthy, but we\u2014like many people\u2014are doubtful as to how much these new labels will help since most people will just end up ignoring them. So we&amp;#039;d recommend that they throw in a few slightly more entertaining notes on the unmentionables. That way, consumers will be more likely to check out the tag. Here are our suggestions: 1. Don&amp;#039;t forget to put me on when wearing skirts on windy days! 2. Warning: may drop in presence of incredibly hot men. 3.In must-have-sex-right-this-second situations (elevator, restaurant bathroom, backstage at the CMAs), do not remove. Simply pull to the side and proceed. 4. Inspect for creases before putting on pants. This message brought to by from the Committee to Prevent VPL. 5. Must be worn when getting in and out of cars while wearing dresses. Only you can prevent crotch shots. 6. Stop! Do you have your period? Then you should really be wearing your period panties, dontcha think? 7. May cause serious side effects in males when worn in front of them, including increased heart rate, stammering, and sudden and uncontrollable hardness of certain body parts. 8. Just a friendly reminder to schedule regular waxes. 9. If found, please return to the woman who was in your bed last night. 10. This is not a toy. Keep away from children. Keep away from man-children. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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