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" In the Kama Sutra, the Electric Slide is described as the perfect position &amp;quot;if your guy likes taking charge in bed&amp;quot;. Considering D. has recently become that type of man, I can&amp;#039;t think of a better time to try it. (OK, also, we have to do it.) Every time I opened the book to this page, I would spend a good 15 seconds starting at the illustration and wondering if this was some elaborate ruse on Cosmo&amp;#039;s part to get everyone to have\u2014how do I put this?\u2014back door sex. Am I the only one who thinks this looks a whole lot like that? But according to the instructions, that&amp;#039;s not what this position is about. (Good thing, because that is not what I&amp;#039;m about either. Sorry, just not my cup of tea.) Still, I was nervous about trying this one because, even if my rear wasn&amp;#039;t on the menu, the angle looked like it could be tricky...and even a little uncomfortable. For that reason, I demanded foreplay. And lots of it. D. went to town on me with his left hand (gotta love an ambi-stimulator!) and I climaxed before I had even laid a hand on him. Then we got into girl-on-top, which quickly turned into doggy-style. I mean, seriously D., could you be any more obvious about how much you want all doggy all the time?! I wanted to shout, We&amp;#039;ll get to it! But the doggy-lover in D. couldn&amp;#039;t be held back. So we went at it in normal doggy-style position for a bit then tried to finagle ourselves into the Electric Slide. Rather unsuccessfully. I don&amp;#039;t know what we were thinking, but this absolutely requires that the guy pulls out and you reposition yourselves. There&amp;#039;s no smooth transitioning. Seriously, don&amp;#039;t even try. We tried it and there was some awkward butt-on-butt action. &amp;quot;Want to know how to do the Electric Slide?&amp;quot; asked D. &amp;quot;Uh, yeah.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ll teach you, teach you, teach you,&amp;quot; he sang and I had to crack up. I lay down on my stomach (though we forewent the under-crotch pillow that the Kama Sutra recommends) and D. sat behind me. And that&amp;#039;s where the trouble started. At the risk of sounding like an ignorant virgin in a bad teen movie, we just couldn&amp;#039;t get it in! We tried this way and that way and could not make it work. Eventually I lifted my butt in the air, D. crouched behind me, and pushed in. Then he leaned back on his hands and sort of thrust his pelvis forward. He managed to climax, but not me. For a second time, that is. And that was as damn close as we were able to get to doing the Electric Slide. Boogie woogie woogie. Have you ever done this one? How. The. Hell? What are your thoughts on back-door action? Do you share my opinion or are you more adventurous? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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