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"Scapers, something has been playing on our minds for a while now. Initially we chose to politely ignore it - being the ladies that we are, but recently it&amp;amp;rsquo;s turned into a bit on an elephant-in-the-room situation: Liam Payne is always touching his penis.  We&amp;amp;rsquo;re not sure what the reason behind the crotch groping could be &amp;amp;ndash; is it nerves, comfort, pleasure? Although to be honest, if we were Liam, or anyone in One Direction for that matter, we&amp;amp;rsquo;d have our hands down there all the time too. Click next to see the evidence. &amp;amp;nbsp;   The concentration on his face shows that he really has to try to keep his hand from going any further. CLICK NEXT FOR MORE &amp;amp;nbsp;   The sea is cold so Little Liam needs some extra coverage. CLICK NEXT FOR MORE &amp;amp;nbsp;   This is a two hand job. CLICK NEXT FOR MORE &amp;amp;nbsp;   Not even having Zayn and Niall by his side can make him ease the protection. CLICK NEXT FOR MORE &amp;amp;nbsp;   Just after he&amp;#039;s messed all over someone&amp;#039;s innocence. CLICK NEXT FOR SOME &amp;amp;nbsp;   Look away Harry, we all know where that&amp;#039;s going... CLICK NEXT FOR MORE &amp;amp;nbsp;   Slight itch maybe? CLICK NEXT FOR MORE &amp;amp;nbsp;   Aw, at least he&amp;#039;s having a lovely time. CLICK NEXT FOR MORE &amp;amp;nbsp;   Why he would chose to cover it so avidly is beyond us... ahem. So do you see what we mean - his hands are ALWAYS THERE. We&amp;#039;d like to debate as to why they are, but we&amp;#039;re suddenly very concerned that a) we noticed in the first place and b) that we&amp;#039;ve written a 10 page story about it. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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