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"      Rather delightfully, yesterday Granny Hall went on Ellen to promote her upcoming movie The Big Wedding. And by &amp;quot;promote her upcoming movie,&amp;quot; I mean &amp;quot;seem very, very drunk and provide us with the definition of tantric sex.&amp;quot; Christ on a cracker, do I love Diane Keaton. She&amp;#039;s like the awesome, daffy, TMI-sharing aunt you never had. She explained to a bemused Ellen in between bouts of giggles: &amp;quot;The definition is something like when you have tantric sex you go for a long time and you have that thing called the orgasm for nine hours. For nine hours! That&amp;#039;s ridiculous! That drives me crazy when I think about it. I&amp;#039;m glad this movie&amp;#039;s over. It&amp;#039;s too weird. Sorry, I&amp;#039;ve gotta calm down.&amp;quot; And on Topher Grace&amp;#039;s character in the movie: &amp;quot;He plays a 29-year-old virgin. Where&amp;#039;s that coming from? I don&amp;#039;t know any man who&amp;#039;s 29 and a virgin.&amp;quot;  Keaton also noted that she liked making out with Robert De Niro for the movie. &amp;quot;&amp;#039;I love kissing him. You know that I, I enjoy the kissing of the men... I kissed him. And I put my head. On his chest. While his chest did not have clothes on.&amp;#039;&amp;quot; (P.S. I move we change the name of Cosmopolitan to I Enjoy The Kissing of the Men.) And although she&amp;#039;s accumulated a long list of celebrity boyfriends in her time: Woody Allen, Warren Beatty, Al Pacino and \u2014 weirdly enough \u2014 Steve Jobs, just to name a few, she&amp;#039;s never been married. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;d like to get married. Oh, very badly. [But] nobody ever asked me.&amp;quot; :| Follow Anna on Twitter: @annabreslaw Image via Michael Rozman/Warner Bros "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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