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"  Look, most people, at some time or another, have wanted to kill their significant others. Or at least, they&amp;#039;ve shouted at them with something like, IF YOU KEEP PLAYING CANDY CRUSH WHILE I AM TRYING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OUR REHEARSAL DINNER I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. (Yes, this was me, two nights ago.) So, one would think that when Giovanna Borge, 19, felt the urge to maim her man, and lashed out at her boyfriend with a water gun, that she simply channeled her anger the right way: She, presumably, got the release of feeling like she was killing him, and he didn&amp;#039;t get hurt. Win-win. Well, not so fast. Borge, who lives in Port St. Lucie, Florida, was actually charged with misdemeanor domestic violence for shooting her man with some agua. According to police, who were called after the initial incident of squirting took place, Borge and her guy then started shoving each other and the boyfriend (who has not been named) dumped a container of water on her. But, because Borge was the &amp;quot;primary aggressor&amp;quot; who &amp;quot;antagonized and agitated [her BF] against his wishes,&amp;quot; according to officials, she was the one who got charged. Let this be a lesson to us all. Ladies, holster thy water pistols, or pay the price.\u00A0 Want more from Natasha? Follow her on Twitter or find her on Facebook. Photo:\u00A0thinkstockphoto *Note: The woman pictured above is not\u00A0Giovanna Borge.     "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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