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" The Republican politician shocked the nation yesterday by winning a special election for the U.S. Senate seat of the late uber-liberal Ted Kennedy. We&amp;#039;re not sure if he actually used the  campaign slogans we wrote, but his Cosmo centerfold has made the media rounds- from major newspapers to The Daily Show. Sen. Brown, or as we like to call him, Scott Six-Pack, won &amp;quot;Cosmo&amp;#039;s 1st Male Centerfold Contest&amp;quot; and appeared nude in the June 1982 issue. In those days he was a 22-year-old law student at Boston College and even admitted to being &amp;quot;a bit of a patriot.&amp;quot;  Click here for a bigger pic of Scott&amp;#039;s photo spread in Cosmo. Since we, um, thrust him into the spotlight back in the 1980s, we think it&amp;#039;s only fair that the former bachelor does a few favors for us during his term. His to- do list is probably pretty schlong, oops, we mean long, but what are ten tiny requests among friends?  Hottie Scotty, we hope you&amp;#039;re taking notes:  1. Senators don&amp;#039;t usually have Inaugural Balls, but since you&amp;#039;ve definitely got a pair, turn the Senate floor into a dance party on your first day in office.  2.  Once you find suitable boyfriends for your gorgeous daughters, start auctioning off hot Washington male staffers to single women.  3. Create a congressional committee to launch a special investigation into Snooki&amp;#039;s poof and pickle consumption.  4. Once a year, use the National Mall for touch football games in which all of America&amp;#039;s soldiers can participate\u2026 as long as the dudes are shirtless.  5. Go across party lines and work with Michelle Obama to create the ultimate work-out video- &amp;quot;Washington Abs and Arms of Steel.&amp;quot;  6.  Make Cosmopolitan subscriptions tax-deductible.  Hey, we all know it&amp;#039;s one of life&amp;#039;s necessities. 7. Women are still underrepresented on the Supreme Court. Fix that. 8. Go to spring training for the Red Sox- and get in the spirit by wearing some tight white baseball pants (when there are plenty of paparazzi around.) 9. Since &amp;quot;Cash for Clunkers&amp;quot; was a huge success, draft a bill that will allow us to get a refund on all the money we spend on ex-boyfriends.  10. No matter what happens to the health care reform bill, make sure safe and affordable contraception is available for all Americans. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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