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"A drunk man broke into a police station in Altrincham at 5am and dressed up as an officer before stealing a bowl of Weetabix. Michael Allan, 25, was spotted at the Barrington Road station when a real policeman saw a piece of glass in his hand and noticed that he had cuts to his face, the Manchester Evening News reports. Minshull Street Crown Court heard that Allan was wearing a police jacket, cap and trousers and had also taken two mobile phones and some body armour from the locker room. It was later discovered that Allan also ate a bowl of breakfast cereal while in the station. On being caught, Allan asked the officer for help and was taken to hospital to treat his self-inflicted wounds. Judge Bernard Lever sentenced Allan to 50 hours unpaid community service and 12 months supervision by the probation service. &amp;quot;This is not outlandish or wicked criminal behaviour on your part, but a cry for help,&amp;quot; Judge Lever said. &amp;quot;In my opinion you need help and support, not punishment at this juncture.&amp;quot; When interviewed by police, Allan confirmed that he had been drinking heavily and remembered little of his actions. He also admitted to having damaged a business window at Oak House on the same road. He received no separate sentence after earlier pleading guilty at Magistrates&amp;#039; Court to possession of 12 Class C steroid tablets. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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