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"  It&amp;#039;s Kanye&amp;#039;s birthday, and I hope his new bride didn&amp;#039;t choose (or worse \u2014 design) his wedding cake because, if she did, their marriage is closer to being over than previously thought. I&amp;#039;m really happy for you, Kanye (No, really, happy birthday!) and I&amp;#039;m going to let you have your dessert, but this is the tackiest-looking cake of all time \u2014 of all time. Just look at it:         Birthday Cake!!!!! A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Jun 8, 2014 at 6:58am PDT     Those lines. That color. I hope the cake itself is extra delicious (probably diet cake), because it certainly doesn&amp;#039;t look appetizing.  Somewhere, Taylor Swift is scrolling through her Instagram on her bejeweled unicorn iPhone and laughing hysterically. That Kanye, always making everyone so happy! Follow Mark on Twitter. Image credit: Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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