<http://schema.org/articleBody>
" Ever since the iPad was announced, the Internet denizens haven&amp;#039;t stopped laughing. There were the jokes about feminine hygiene \u2014 pad, haha, get it? \u2014 the numerous suggestions it could be a Frisbee, or a plate, or an iPhone for giants. Hell, even we got into that game because, well, these things are funny. That&amp;#039;s because we can all agree that, especially now, with all its little first-generation problems \u2014 faulty WiFi, not enough books \u2014 this is anything but a necessary piece of technology. The new gadget is cool and fun, yes, and I want one, even though I&amp;#039;ll probably wait for a second generation one that bends, or flexes, or does something else I never imagined I&amp;#039;d see in my lifetime (and I&amp;#039;m young). But in the meantime, I&amp;#039;ll just laugh. The jokes stemming from the release (and its associated problems) are sure to be hilarious, even though the writers of College Humor already put it best when they made this spoof of those white-background commercials: &amp;quot;I truly believe we&amp;#039;re entering a new comedy gold rush... It&amp;#039;s going to change the way we make fun of Apple.&amp;quot;      But some things will always stay the same. Specifically, I&amp;#039;m talking about the surprisingly ha-ha-funny Web series &amp;quot;Will It Blend?&amp;quot; Just as they do when many other tech products are released, the YouTube comedians shoved the iPad in a blender. First, they had to split it in half, and you&amp;#039;ll see what happened next by clicking above. But my favorite part? Realizing the infallible iPad&amp;#039;s glass screen could still break into a million little pieces \u2014 just like James Frey&amp;#039;s life, and my pal&amp;#039;s old iPhone. Check out and download Esquire&amp;#039;s free new app here &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a7238/ipad-jokes-040510/>