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"A young girl brings her boyfriend home to meet the parents, to disastrous results. Yes, it's a tale as old as time, a song as old as rhyme. However, in this case, the girl's parents are the \"L33ts,\" an upper-class and tech-savvy family with a penchant for FiOS and fine gaming. Unleashing a hail of overwhelming DPS, the parents take down the &amp;uuml;ber suitor with verbal sparring that causes insurmountable levels of DoTs. Check out the carnage after the break."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/11/meet-the-l33t-parents-and-bow-before-them/>