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"FacebookPinterest\n\nWhat the hell is going on lately? First we have a bro get an apology from Dominos for burning his junk while having sex with his hot pizza. Now there's a dude who gets banned from Vine for having sex with a Hot Pocket. Of course, like most food defilers, he originally stuck to violating only Pop Tarts, or as they are known on the street, the \"gateway sex food.\" Eventually, though, he made a bet with his Twitter followers: \"420 retweets and I'll fuck a hotpocket on vine after I heat it up.\" Twitter of course responded and...dude banged a Hot Pocket. But not to worry, according to an interview he did with firstwefeast.com, he assures everyone that he played it safe and wore a condom. Although, considering the mystery meat that has recently been found inside of those things, he probably should have double bagged it."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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