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"With the SummerSlam card all but complete already, last night&amp;#039;s Raw action from the Moda Center in Portland, Oregon had us in a bit of a holding pattern - but there were still definite highlights. You already know how Digital Spy feels about Paul Heyman. The man can do no wrong in our eyes, something underlined by him spitting rhymes about John Cena before his client dismembers The Champ next weekend.      &amp;quot;He&amp;#039;s a 15-time champ, and he likes to have his fun, But not at your expense, so let us school you, son. No, we&amp;#039;re not from West Newbury, no we can&amp;#039;t &amp;#039;hip-hop&amp;#039; like you, My client is the conqueror; I&amp;#039;m just Brock&amp;#039;s advocating Jew! You see, my name is Paul Heyman, and my client is The Beast, And on the 17th of August, on your title he shall feast! You don&amp;#039;t like Paul Heyman Guys, you think their attitudes too smug. You gonna beat Brock&amp;#039;s ass &amp;#039;cuz you the doctor of the thugs? I mean, you&amp;#039;ve beaten all the best, but now Lesnar&amp;#039;s on your plate. You say your time is now, Brock says your calendar&amp;#039;s out of date. So here&amp;#039;s some free advice, with SummerSlam drawing near: Get it out your damn system when you say, &amp;#039;The Champ is here!&amp;#039; Because we&amp;#039;re six days away from the West Coast&amp;#039;s biggest arena, where my client Brock Lesnar will conquer John Cena.&amp;quot; Poetry in motion - though much of the rest of the go-home show failed to live up to the standard. Roman Reigns sparred with Rybaxel - standing tall with a couple of spears long after the pair were disqualified. Stephanie McMahon and Brie Bella&amp;#039;s story took a turn for the hmmm when Steph claimed that Daniel Bryan was having an affair with his physical therapist. Straight outta the Attitude Era - and not in a good way. Not even Steph&amp;#039;s seedy &amp;#039;Yes-ing&amp;quot; or Brie getting arrested for slapping Megan could quite save this one. After Seth Rollins beat Rob Van Dam though, we got another highlight. Seth stares at one of Hulk Hogan&amp;#039;s birthday presents, thinking &amp;quot;No, he can&amp;#039;t be... can he...&amp;quot; As The Traitor chuckles... well, you can guess what happened next.      Elsewhere, Heath Slater made it two wins in a row and Sheamus and Randy Orton had a good old battle ending on a massive RKO. And while Paige continued to entertain by distracting AJ with her own rhymes, we were a little bewildered when AJ started smacking poor Eva Marie around as revenge. Who exactly is the face now? Meanwhile, Chris Jericho and Bray Wyatt kept things ticking over ahead of their rematch and Jack Swagger kept the flag waving with another win against his former Real American partner.      Speaking of Real Americans, we then celebrated Hulk Hogan&amp;#039;s 61st Birthday with Mr Wonderful, &amp;#039;Mean&amp;#039; Gene Okerlund and even an nWo reunion, before Brock Lesnar came back to his house to break things up. That was, inevitably, until the Champ came back to save the day... Until SummerSlam. Monday Night Raw - August 11, 2014   Brock Lesnar crashes Hulk Hogan&amp;#039;s birthday celebration The New World Order and WWE Legends wish Hulk Hogan a happy birthday &amp;quot;Mean&amp;quot; Gene Okerlund introduces Hulk Hogan Brie Bella is arrested Dolph Ziggler vs. Heath Slater Sheamus vs. Randy Orton John Cena calls out Brock Lesnar Chris Jericho and Bray Wyatt go face to face AJ Lee vs. Eva Marie Stephanie McMahon reveals Daniel Bryan&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;secret&amp;quot; Jack Swagger vs. Cesaro Rob Van Dam vs. Seth Rollins Roman Reigns vs. RybAxel \u2013 2-on-1 Handicap Match Paul Heyman vows Brock Lesnar will give John Cena a beating at SummerSlam Celebrities wish Hulk Hogan a happy birthday  Raw Fallout - August 11, 2014   Hulk Hogan celebrates his birthday WWE Superstars and Legends celebrate the Hulkster&amp;#039;s birthday Brie Bail-a?  What did you think of this week&amp;#039;s Raw? Let us know your thoughts in the comments box below: "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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