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"As I sit here and type this, I&amp;#039;m eating the biggest, most delicious brownie I&amp;#039;ve ever had. That&amp;#039;s on top of the pink cupcake that was mysteriously left on my desk, and the box of candy a co-worker presented me with. And I&amp;#039;m trying to forget about the candied sweethearts I mindlessly consumed during a meeting today. (Ouch, my stomach!) Now I ask you: How can a single person expect to meet anybody when she&amp;#039;s shoving cake in her face all day? It should be a rule that a) married people cannot give single people sweets on this holiday, and b) if they do, he or she has to be willing to eat three times as much as they gave. That&amp;#039;ll show &amp;#039;em!  So I&amp;#039;m wearing black today in honor of all the single ladies out there who just want to fit into their skinny jeans again. Happy, happy Valentine&amp;#039;s Day to you all! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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