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"New mom and former Bachelor star Trista Sutter laments about not fitting into her size 26 jeans anymore. But you all weren&amp;apos;t exactly sympathetic.\r\nOn-again couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon went on a Roman holiday.\r\nMarie Osmond went down like a ton of bricks.&amp;#xA0;\r\nBritney Spears&amp;apos;&amp;#xA0;court-appointed monitor was not impressed by her mothering skills. Brit and K-Fed took parenting class together. Her hit-and-run charge was dismissed. And her backup dancers are still waiting on their paychecks.\r\nNobody laughed at Halle Berry&amp;apos;s Jewish cousin joke.\r\nYou feared and loathed Katie Holmes&amp;apos;&amp;#xA0;peep-toe ankle booties.\r\nWe said goodbye to Hunter Tylo&amp;apos;s son.\r\n69% of you would vote for fake presidential candidate Stephen Colbert.\r\n100% of us are kind of concerned about that.\r\nOrlando Bloom has a model girlfriend -- no assembly necessary."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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