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"You'd think that after begging for, and apparently receiving, a free iPhone last year, Stephen Colbert would have figured out how to hold the damn thing by now. Katie Cotton's not going to toss you an iPhone 3G freebie acting like this. Oh wait, fake television news isn't real? The \"t\" is silent? Oh never mind.[Thanks, Jason]"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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