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" Oz the Great and Powerful &amp;quot; ... like a case of Strawberry Shortcake food poisoning.&amp;quot; \u2014Stephen Witty, The Newark Star-Ledger  &amp;quot;Dads just aren&amp;#039;t that interesting \u2014 not even to other dads.&amp;quot; \u2014Tom Charity, CNN &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;ll need to supply your own air quotes.&amp;quot; \u2014Ann Hornaday, The Washington Post &amp;quot;Zach Braff, channeling Nathan Lane.&amp;quot; \u2014Chris Nashtaway, Entertainment Weekly  &amp;quot;You want to scream, &amp;#039;This isn&amp;#039;t a performance-art project! You&amp;#039;re carrying a movie!&amp;#039;&amp;quot; \u2014David Edelstein, Vulture Dead Man Down &amp;quot;What if I told you Colin Farrell made the same face the entire movie?&amp;quot; \u2014Tim Hall, The Seattle Post-Intelligencer &amp;quot;Without giving away the specifics, I&amp;#039;d just suggest that a functioning laptop in a walk-in closet is truly something you don&amp;#039;t run across every day.&amp;quot; \u2014Betsey Sharkey, The Los Angeles Times &amp;quot;But that would be no fun for the carnage-oriented WWE contingent.&amp;quot; \u2014Peter Debruge, Variety &amp;quot;When she tells Victor, &amp;#039;Sank you for returning my Tooperware,&amp;#039; the world briefly becomes a better, if much sillier, place.&amp;quot; \u2014Ty Burr, The Boston Globe &amp;quot;And that might be insulting to some 12-year-olds.&amp;quot; \u2014ABC News Radio Emperor &amp;quot;How many times did you fall asleep in history class?&amp;quot; \u2014Joe Belcastro, The Examiner The Monk &amp;quot;Time can turn black into white.&amp;quot; \u2014Manohla Dargis, The New York Times The ABCs of Death &amp;quot;This still from the alphabetically themed horror anthology The ABCs Of Death is the only one publishable on a website that caters to a broad audience \u2014 which says a lot about the tone and content of the 26 short films included.&amp;quot; \u2014Ian Buckwalter, NPR &amp;quot;&amp;#039;B&amp;#039; is for bizarre, brutal, and bloody.&amp;quot; \u2014Roger Moore, McClatchey Newspapers &amp;quot;I kept eating my Szechuan shrimp anyway. That was a bad idea.&amp;quot; \u2014Mike Scott, NOLA.com Read More Context-Free Lines from Movie Reviews &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; Follow The Culture Blog on RSS and on Twitter at @ESQCulture. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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