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" SHE&amp;#039;S SOOO SALTY One Easter, one of my t\u00EDas (not blood) made a quiche. I was the first person to try it, and I realized quickly that se le hab\u00EDa ido la mano with the salt. It was so salty it made ramen taste like a low sodium snack! Anyways, I felt so bad that she had messed up her quiche, especially because everyone already knew she couldn&amp;#039;t really cook either. By the way, not cooking well in my family is practically a sin \u2014 we do not mess up something as big as food. When she asked me how it tasted, I was like, &amp;quot;Oh, it&amp;#039;s delicious!&amp;quot; As soon as I said it, my other uncle tried it and screamed like a girl! &amp;quot;EEEWWWW!!! This is awful, Jessica! You put so much salt!&amp;quot; I was totally busted. My aunt was fuming and shot me a WTF!? look. I didn&amp;#039;t know what else to do so. I just smiled awkwardly. \u00A1Qu\u00E9 pena!  \u2014Laura Echevarria, Miami MAJOR WARDROBE MALFUNCTION  I thought I was being fashion forward when I paired a hip-length leather jacket with a chiffon skirt. Everyone at the office, including my skeevy male coworkers, complimented me on it. Then I took my usual break at noon and went downtown for lunch. As I started on the mile-long walk back to the office, this woman saw me, yelled &amp;quot;Oh, my God!&amp;quot; and bum-rushed me! I had no idea what was happening. She pulled me into an alley to point out that my skirt was hiked up under the jacket. I was basically walking around in my underwear and didn&amp;#039;t know it. I was totally stunned, but relieved someone told me. After I got myself together, I had to walk the whole mile back, holding my skirt in place. While the whole situation sucked, I was glad it didn&amp;#039;t happen at my job. Giving the guys in my office a free show would have been a hundred times worse. \u2014Melissa Cidre, Stamford, Connecticut A NOT-SO-PERFECT STORM OFF  I went on a blind double date with a friend, her boyfriend, and his cousin. The night was going really well and after leaving the movie theater we decided to go and get something to eat. My guy and I walked ahead of my friend and her boyfriend so we could talk. Suddenly he said he couldn&amp;#039;t wait to get me into his bed. I told him he was expecting a lot for a first date. He then started to make fun of me, calling me a prude. I told him to grow the f**k up. I was so angry, I decided to leave. I felt like a total bad ass. Except, I wasn&amp;#039;t paying attention as I walked away and ended up falling into a pothole. My a-hole date didn&amp;#039;t even bother to help me, or to bring me home. It was completely mortifying. \u2014Anna Rosario, Harlem, New York HOLD THE BEANS After a date night filled with Mexican food and too much to drink, my boy- friend and I were super frisky when we got back to my place. We immediately started taking our clothes off. Before I knew it, our hands were all over each other, and we started having amazing sex. At one point, my man turned me over and started hitting it from the back. Before I realized it, I let out five huge farts! I was beyond embarrassed. My man burst out laughing, and the mood was just completely killed. \u2014Marie Graves, Westbury, New York "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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