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"  Monday Dr. King couldn&amp;#039;t have said it any better in his final speech: &amp;quot;The greatness of America is the right to protest!&amp;quot;      And no one protested more this week than Conan O&amp;#039;Brien, who bought a Bugati, dressed a race horse in a mink Snuggie, shot caviar at a Picasso, and is apparently moonlighting as The Incredible Hulk. I know this because I watch the local news from China on my satellite dish:      The good news? We have found cocaine in a Space Shuttle hangar. Go, Team America! Tuesday You want protest? Tea Party crazies lined the streets of outer-Boston polling centers today to click their buttons for this guy:  Speaking of lining up, turns out that Casper the Bus-Riding Cat, who used to wait in like with fellow commuters and ride the bus all day, was waiting in line to die.  Check out legendary documentarian and crabass Werner Herzog reading Curious George, wherein George quickly learns a lesson about desire:      Whoa! Was that Banksy spilling Pepto-Bismol in the back of his Suburban? Don&amp;#039;t care. Apparently people also don&amp;#039;t care about Heidi Montag&amp;#039;s new album, for which she transformed her expressionless reality-show horseface into an expressionless porcelain-doll assface. Way to go, Heidi. Thursday Listen up, broskies! Incoming news bulletin:      I got a message for that guy: Head. Paper. Now! This guy Jason Paul is trying obtain everything he needs to survive using only Craigslist. The whole experiment is very reminiscent of DotComGuy. Anybody remember that guy? Anybody? I hope you heard that deafening silence, Jason Paul. Also, if I&amp;#039;m dropping DotComGuy references, I&amp;#039;m obviously pretty old. Whatever I&amp;#039;m still banking on this kid having a major career:      Friday It&amp;#039;s a big NFL weekend, so naturally Prince wrote a fight song for the Minnesota Vikings:      Man, that song would be amazing if the Minnesota Vikings wasn&amp;#039;t a football team but a 1970s made-for-TV movie in need of outro music. Snap! In slightly less pathetic news, the Fresh Prince found God and decided to call into this clown to tell him about it:      And it&amp;#039;s not quite the weekend, folks, so get yourself a little culture.  Saturday You know what was cooler than Conan sending off series-finale guest Tom Hanks to the Beatles last night? The guys at All That&amp;#039;s Interesting dusting off this teenage pic of the Beatles and colorizing it last week:  And you know what was cooler than Jay-Z writing a badass original song (except for the Bono part) for the Hope for Haiti Now telethon? This guy:      Can you believe that little meatball? Open letter to both Jay-Z and Mini Daddy: If your entourage needs a six-foot-eight guy who spends way too much time on YouTube, I&amp;#039;m your man. Click here for more of the best viral videos, links, and photos ever &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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