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"If breakups really take half the length of the relationship to get over, I might just give up already (we&amp;#x27;ll talk about that another day). But Twitter has some people who can sum up their breakup feelings much more quickly... How succinctly could you wrap up your last breakup? According to Twitter users, it can be done in four words or less. Last night, people were tweeting their brief summaries via trending topic #4WordsAfterABreakup, and I was impressed at their ability to keep it brief. Some people were definitely not all about keeping in touch with their ex: #4WordsAfterABreakUp: &amp;quot;Can we be friends?&amp;quot; - Asking this is like a kidnapper asking to stay-in-touch with you after they let you go.&amp;amp;mdash; BATMAN (@LifeAsBatman) July 23, 2012 #4WordsAfterABreakUp : Lets still be friends ..That&amp;#x27;s like saying our fish died but we can still keep it .. ?\uFFFD\uFFFD\uFFFD?\uFFFD\uFFFD&amp;amp;mdash; Zachary Newby Jr. (@DiddyTheBoy) July 23, 2012 Some people make lemons out of lemonade: #4WordsAfterABreakUp &amp;quot;I gotta write songs&amp;quot; - Adele&amp;amp;mdash; Bros Must Know (@BrosMustKnow) July 23, 2012 (OK, not an actual quote, but I think we&amp;amp;#8217;re all grateful for this.) Some people like a good kiss off line: #4WordsAfterABreakUp I Can Do Better&amp;amp;mdash; Big Sean (@BigSeanLovesYou) July 23, 2012 #4WordsAfterABreakUp I wasted my time!&amp;amp;mdash; ?\uFFFD?\uFFFD\uFFFD?\uFFFD?\uFFFD??\uFFFD\uFFFDSHIKI(@KevinL94) July 23, 2012 #4WordsAfterABreakUp You Lost Something Good&amp;amp;mdash; Say Whats Real ?\uFFFD (@NatePosts) July 23, 2012 #4WordsAfterABreakUp... I&amp;#x27;m Better off Single.&amp;amp;mdash; Angela Powers (@imangelapowers) July 24, 2012 (Work it girl.) #4WordsAfterABreakUp on to the next. ?\uFFFD\uFFFD&amp;amp;mdash; Tatted Brunettez (@tattedbrunettez) July 23, 2012 Some were bittersweet: #4WordsAfterABreakUp: I&amp;#x27;m gonna miss you...&amp;amp;mdash; J?\uFFFDY DI?\uFFFDMONDS(@JayDiamonds_) July 24, 2012 #4WordsAfterABreakUp , &amp;quot;I Cared , You Didn&amp;#x27;t&amp;quot;&amp;amp;mdash; Danny Ventura (@Danny_Ventura_) July 23, 2012 At least one person was extremely mature: #4WordsAfterABreakUp I still respect you.&amp;amp;mdash; Jeremiah strain ?\uFFFD\uFFFD (@j_so_swaggy) July 23, 2012 And some required a little liquid courage: #4WordsAfterABreakup Time to get wasted&amp;amp;mdash; Grace Allen (@Graacee_Allenn) July 23, 2012 #4WordsAfterABreakup Where is the Beer?&amp;amp;mdash; Ted (@TedsAStoner) July 24, 2012 As Carrie Bradshaw said, &amp;amp;#8220;I&amp;amp;#8217;m not drunk, I&amp;amp;#8217;m sedated for my pain.&amp;amp;#8221; Short, although not always so sweet, right? If I&amp;#x27;d had to limit myself to four words after my last breakup, they would have been: &amp;quot;Ticket to Paris, please!&amp;quot; What would your four words after breakup be? Or is there no way you could possibly sum it up so briefly? Breaking up: *The Best Part of Breaking Up *Breaking Up: Twitter Gets Bitter With Messages To Exes *Breaking Up Is Hard To Do. But Also Sometimes Hilarious... Photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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