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" \n It&amp;#039;s official: The award for Most-Talked About Golden Globes speeches goes to... Anne Hathaway and Jennifer Lawrence!   Twitter&amp;#039;s highly scientific measure of tweets per minute (TPM) peaked with 19,886 during J-Law&amp;#039;s cool-as-a-cucumber Best Actress acceptance for Silver Linings Playbook. She narrowly beat the 19,695 tweets per minute spewed during Hathaway&amp;#039;s theatrical thank-you for supporting actress in Les Miserables.   Anne accepted with the Taylor Swift Method\u2014a flurry of (possibly fake?) disbelief, including &amp;quot;OMG&amp;#039;s,&amp;quot; wide open mouths, and statements of the obvious, such as &amp;quot;This is happening,&amp;quot; (I mean, you did have a one-in-five chance!). But she made the Swiftian acceptance her own with plenty of wordiness.   &amp;quot;Thank you for this lovely blunt object that I will forevermore use as a weapon against self-doubt,&amp;quot; Anne said, rapid-fire, of her Globe. She then thanked Sally Field for being a &amp;quot;vanguard against typecasting&amp;quot; who helped her triumph past The Princess Diaries (although why would she even want to? It was great!) To her new husband Adam Shulman, Ann said: &amp;quot;Thank you for the best string of yesterdays I have ever had.&amp;quot; Either that is a line from Annie, or she just really, really loves him! The Anne Show continued later on when she cut off Les Mis&amp;#039;s producer in order to thank her management team\u2014before he got a chance to say his peace about Best Musical.   On the flip, Jennifer went for the dry diva approach that will, to borrow a word from Anne, forevermore, be known as The Lawrence Method\u2014a blend of cinematic quotes (&amp;quot;I beat Meryl,&amp;quot; a salute to The First Wives Club), humorous sassing of her boss, Harvey Weinstein (&amp;quot;Harvey, thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here&amp;quot;), and tender shout-outs to her brothers (&amp;quot;I wouldn&amp;#039;t be who I am today without you being mean to me, but then really supportive and loving.&amp;quot;) Cue the crowd laughing almost as much as during Amy Poehler&amp;#039;s James Cameron torture joke.   What do these two wildly different speeches say about the fine actresses who delivered them? We felt we had no choice but to conduct miniature psych-evals based on each speech, with help from John Sharp, MD, a psychiatrist at Harvard Medical School, who notes that he hasn&amp;#039;t treated either starlet in real life.  &amp;quot;Anne seemed more mature, more cultured, and more polished on the surface,&amp;quot; he says. &amp;quot;While Jennifer&amp;#039;s speech could be seen as being too flip, to a therapist&amp;#039;s ear, she was being more emotionally honest. It demands real emotional health to be that direct.&amp;quot;   Indeed, Jennifer got the job done in 1:05, while Ann took double the time to deliver her lines, ahem, acceptance speech.   Also factoring into this battle of speeches dark and light?   &amp;quot;Both actresses show the effects of character hangover,&amp;quot; Sharp told Cosmopolitan.com. &amp;quot;If you think about it, both of their speeches were in line with the characters they played in Les Miserables and Silver Linings.&amp;quot;   Yes, Anne was sort of acting like a toothless singing prostitute, and Jennifer did seem like she had a penchant for badass ballroom dancing. But seriously, which method will prevail at the Oscars\u2014The Hathaway or The Lawrence\u2014remains to be seen.   Check out both speeches below, and vote for your fave!             poll by twiigs.com   For more musings from Michelle, follow her on  Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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