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"He's baaaaaaack.\nOne week after his diatribe on net neutrality went viral, John Oliver lambasted FIFA for its ugly business practices.\nIn particular, the Last Week Tonight host slammed the soccer organization for parasitically acquiring World Cup proceeds, overriding Brazilian laws banning alcohol in stadiums, and for its decision to hold the 2022 World Cup in Qatar due to the social and physical climate.\nSee also: Six Apps to Fuel Your World Cup Fever\nA few highlights from the 13-minute rant:\n\nOn FIFA taking most of the money generated from the World Cup: \"Somewhere, Wesley Snipes is going, 'So soccer was the answer.'\"\nOn Brazil's laws against selling alcohol in stadiums due to high death rates, which FIFA overruled because it's sponsored by Budweiser: \"You can either be horrified by that or relieved that FIFA isn't also sponsored by cocaine and chainsaws.\"\nOn a commentator's note that FIFA and bribery go together like peanut butter and jelly: \"Peanut butter and jelly are supposed to go together. FIFA and bribery should go together like peanut butter and a child with a deadly nut allergy.\"\nOn FIFA's claim that it is a nonprofit: \"When your rainy day fund is so big you've got to check it for swimming cartoon ducks, you might not be a nonprofit anymore.\"\nOn FIFA President Sepp Blatter: \"If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum, you've strangled someone in a bar fight. That's just a fact.\"\n\nBlatter said the allegations surrounding the Qatar's bid for the 2022 World Cup are racist.\n\"There is a sort of storm against FIFA relating to the Qatar World Cup,\" Blatter said. \"Sadly, there\u2019s a great deal of discrimination and racism.\"\nHave something to add to this story? Share it in the comments."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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