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"  A UK man was arrested for attempting to have sex with a train drink cart because (unsurprisingly) he was really, really drunk (via Metro). Andrew Davidson apparently didn&amp;#039;t think just ingesting alcohol was enough, and demonstrated his passion for beer and liquor by dry humping the bar cart while screaming, &amp;quot;I want to kiss you! I want to fuck you!&amp;quot; which, to be fair, is probably the best way to seduce a bar cart. He then fell to the ground, rubbed himself, and yelled about the things he wanted to do to his boyfriend. Other passengers on the train to Glasgow were obviously alarmed, and one train employee got off at the next stop after Davidson tried to kiss her. Davidson admitted to everything and was sentenced to 100 hours of community service. He was initially placed on the sex offender registry, but was removed because there&amp;#039;s really no precedent for someone molesting a drink cart. Photo Credit: Martin Burns Want more from Frank? Follow him on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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