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" 1. Red &amp;#039;80s Power Shoulders \u2013 Day or Night For Samantha, taking a look from day to night is as easy as slipping on a pair of giant, spiked, rhinestone-encrusted shoulder pads and a matching crystal belt. Effortless, really.  2. Gingham Crop-Top Co-Ord and Pigtails Not many women over the age of 40 would wear this sort of ensemble outside a country-themed role-playing scenario, but Samantha is all about bringing the bedroom to the streets. Besides, there really are no hard and fast style rules when dressing to host a rooftop barbecue for your friendly neighborhood transsexual hookers.  3. Electric Blue Crop Top and Matching Pants Carrie thought she&amp;#039;d be the one getting all the attention with her mismatched shoes and super-short ruffle dress, but then Samantha showed up in head-to-toe blue sequins and a matching scarf, and now they&amp;#039;re in the midst of an epic eye-battle. Poor, sensibly dressed Miranda doesn&amp;#039;t even realize what&amp;#039;s going down.   4. Embellished Cutout Swimsuit and Sheer Vest Samantha never gets into the water. She&amp;#039;s exclusively pool-adjacent. In fact, I wouldn&amp;#039;t be surprised if her ornate no-swim swimsuit ensembles were really just an elaborate ruse to hide the fact that she never learned how to swim and is secretly terrified of the water. Sounds like a good plot point for Sex and the City 3. Well, maybe not a good plot point, but no worse than literally all of Sex and the City 2. Tragic. Just tragic.  5. So Much Seafoam Green Although many women before Samantha have worn seafoam green dresses and matching accessories, they were all bridesmaids at the time and did so against their will and better judgment. What is it with brides and this particular shade of green? It looks like the color your skin turns when you wear fake gold. It must be a conspiracy \u2014 a strategy handed down from bride to bride to make sure the girls in the wedding party don&amp;#039;t outshine her on her big day. Well, Samantha isn&amp;#039;t having any of that. Seafoam green, consider yourself owned.   6. Punk-Print Jumpsuit and Pink Metallic Fanny Pack Ironically, this is probably one of Samantha&amp;#039;s more practical outfits. I mean, who wants to spend their night at &amp;quot;da club&amp;quot; worrying about what to do with their purse? Besides, Samantha&amp;#039;s got enough on her mind just trying to make sure she doesn&amp;#039;t slip a nip at the wrong moment. Or does slip a nip at the right moment. It&amp;#039;s Samantha. There&amp;#039;s bound to be a right moment at some point. Probably a few.   7. Electric Blue Coat and a Skunk-Fur Stole Samantha wasn&amp;#039;t about to just hand Carrie the award for &amp;quot;Most Attention-Stealing Style at a Friend&amp;#039;s Wedding.&amp;quot; Not this time! She saw Carrie&amp;#039;s white floral granny coat and oversize bun and raised her Pepe Le Pew&amp;#039;s hide draped over a giant neon blueberry. Samantha for the win! Take that, Carrie!  8. Triple-Wide Sleeves and Color-Coordinated Accessories. Samantha always makes sure her accessories match the rest of her outfit exactly, including her shopping bags. She didn&amp;#039;t even want anything from Versace; she just felt like she needed something white and metallic to really drive her look home. There&amp;#039;s a dress she wants at Bloomingdales, but she can&amp;#039;t buy it until she finds an outfit in those particular shades of Bloomies-bag brown.   9. Gold Leather Coat and Gold Leather Boots The coat is only there so Samantha has something to match the boots. She literally can&amp;#039;t leave the house if she&amp;#039;s not wearing a matching outfit. It&amp;#039;s like her fashion safety blanket. She tried to talk Carrie about it once, but Carrie kept interrupting to talk about herself and didn&amp;#039;t register a single thing Samantha was saying. God! Carrie is the worst! Samantha would have moved on ages ago, but it&amp;#039;s hard for her to find friends who aren&amp;#039;t intimidated by everything she&amp;#039;s got going on. Sometimes even a force of nature like Samantha has to make concessions.  10. Sushi Well, sushi and high heels. Accessories really do make all the difference. Samantha wanted to wear a belt too, but she didn&amp;#039;t have one that went with raw fish. Besides, the pillow kind of matches the shoes and all the sushi is perfectly symmetrical on her body, so she&amp;#039;s feeling pretty good right now.   RELATED: 15 Looks Only Carrie Bradshaw Can Wear 17 Things Someone Who&amp;#039;s Never Watched Sex and the City Thinks Happen on the Show 18 Things Sex and the City Gets Wrong About Sex Follow Charles on Twitter. Do you have fashion or style questions? Submit them here or tweet your questions to our Style Editor @charlesemanning.  Photo Credit: HBO; New Line Cinema "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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