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"Sounds like John Mayer doesn&amp;amp;#8217;t know when to shut it. His latest? Twittering after his breakup with Jennifer Aniston. John, if you&amp;amp;#8217;re listening, I have a little something to say to you&amp;amp;#133;Dear John Mayer, You recently posted via your Twitter account&amp;amp;#8212;right after your split from Jennifer Aniston&amp;amp;#133;although perhaps that&amp;amp;#8217;s just a coincidence?&amp;amp;#8212;that &amp;amp;#8220;this heart didn&amp;amp;#8217;t come with instructions.&amp;amp;#8221; Hmm, I don&amp;amp;#8217;t know what to make of this, John. Do you mean that your heart is complicated? That you don&amp;amp;#8217;t know what your heart wants? Maybe your heart&amp;amp;#8217;s just a little confused, and for that, I&amp;amp;#8217;m sorry. (We&amp;#x27;ve all felt that way before.) But one thing&amp;amp;#8217;s for sure&amp;amp;#133;you&amp;amp;#8217;ve gotta stop this relationship T.M.I. I used to be such a big fan of yours. I bought your album Room for Squares when it first came out and I used to sing &amp;amp;#8220;No Such Thing&amp;amp;#8221; with my car windows rolled down. (Man, I loved that music video.) But was that whole &amp;amp;#8220;sensitive&amp;amp;#8221; rocker thing that made my heart pitter-patter just a ruse? First, you blogged about an &amp;amp;#8220;ex-lover&amp;amp;#8221; on your website and told her to stop contacting you (ouch, John); then you talked to the paparazzi when your relationship with Jennifer Aniston ended the first time about how you &amp;amp;#8220;don&amp;amp;#8217;t waste people&amp;amp;#8217;s time.&amp;quot; (Oh, and when you did get back together, let&amp;amp;#8217;s not forget the &amp;amp;#8220;tweet&amp;amp;#8221; about &amp;amp;#8220;visiting the Diamond Exchange&amp;amp;#8221; that got everyone riled up that you were going to propose.) Supposedly Jennifer didn&amp;amp;#8217;t like you talking so much about your relationship, and now it looks like you&amp;amp;#8217;ve gone and done it again. Sigh. Now, I don&amp;amp;#8217;t know exactly what your motives are&amp;amp;#8212;maybe you really are just trying to do the right thing&amp;amp;#8212;but I&amp;amp;#8217;m asking you, please lay off the relationship-word-vomit on the blog, the Twitter and the TMZ. It&amp;amp;#8217;s probably best to not talk to anyone without the permission of the other party involved (*cough Jennifer Aniston cough*), at least out of courtesy. I&amp;amp;#8217;m glad we had this chat. Wishing you all the best in your future conquests, L. P.S. For the sake of giving you the benefit of the doubt, I did read that your rumored tell-all book on Jennifer Aniston was just idle gossip. And for that, John, I say, thank you. Smitten readers, do you have anything to add? What did you think when John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston split? Are you glad they broke up? Do you think he shares too much with the public? Would you (or have you) ever Twittered or blogged about your own breakup? P.P.S: Just so we&amp;#x27;re clear, I&amp;#x27;m not knockin&amp;#x27; Twitter. Did you know you can even follow Glamour on Twitter? True fact. Photo: Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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