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"  It always looks better polished.  Leave the wearing of leather pants to our good friends in Menudo.   &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re with me, leather,&amp;quot; even when said in jest, isn&amp;#039;t as funny as you think it is.   The deadlier the animal, the more expensive the leather.   Shoes: shine once a week. Leather jackets: condition once a year. Everything else: as needed.   Animal-rights advocates are the angriest protesters.  &amp;quot;Pleather,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Naugahyde,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;faux leather&amp;quot;: no.   Avoid Web sites and publications that showcase leather. Except this one. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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