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"Every time one pair of newlyweds gets busy, the date, duration, and a &amp;amp;#8220;frenzy index&amp;amp;#8221; of their bedroom business is announced on Twitter&amp;amp;#8212;thanks to their tech savvy best man.It&amp;amp;#8217;s just you, me, and our 14,267 Twitter followers. (I&amp;amp;#8217;m not making that number up!) According to Gizmodo, &amp;amp;#8220;the best man set up a system [in the newlyweds&amp;amp;#8217; bed] where every time there&amp;amp;#8217;s increased activity up top,&amp;amp;#8221; the bed Tweets about it. For example: 7:13 AM Dec 13th: They&amp;amp;#8217;re on the job! - Action commenced at 15.13GMT. 7:28 AM Dec 13th: They&amp;amp;#8217;re off the job! - Action concluded at 15.28GMT. Duration: 15 m.31 s. Frenzy Index: 9 (thrash metal). Judge&amp;amp;#8217;s Comment: &amp;quot;KAPOW!&amp;quot; The anonymous best man swears he&amp;amp;#8217;ll never reveal the couple&amp;amp;#8217;s identity or his own, so their sexy time secrets seem safe&amp;amp;#8212;for now. He also says the groom &amp;amp;#8220;stitched me up something rotten when he was my best man so I reckon this is reasonable payback.&amp;amp;#8221; If that was our best man&amp;amp;#8217;s prank and I caught wind of it, I&amp;amp;#8217;d have him skinned alive. (Are you listening, Brett?) Do you think the prank was all in good fun? Or do you think it&amp;amp;#8217;s a major invasion of privacy? Do you think the couple&amp;amp;#8217;s names will eventually be leaked? And what would you do if they were&amp;amp;#8212;and it was you and your dude?! p.s. Click here to keep tabs on the bed-generated Twitter feed! More Twitter talk * Miley Cyrus Deletes Her Twitter Page for a Guy. Would You Do the Same? * Would You Ever Want to Share Your (Gulp) Weight With Your Twitter Followers? * Have You Ever Met a Guy Through Twitter? Emmy Rossum Did. More Ways to Get Glamour You could win $50,000 just for registering or logging in to Glamour.com! Sign up for Glamour.com&amp;amp;#8217;s Style Tips of the Week and Beauty Tip of the Day newsletters! Add Glamour to your iGoogle homepage. Follow Glamour on Twitter. via Buzzfeed Photo: Jupiter Images"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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