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"Andy Samberg, that adorable doofus from Saturday Night Live and front man of the satirical band the Lonely Island, may be America&amp;amp;#8217;s most ludicrous lothario. He&amp;amp;#8217;s gone viral over and over in outrageous videos like &amp;amp;#8220;Lazy Sunday,&amp;amp;#8221; &amp;amp;#8220;D-ck in a Box,&amp;amp;#8221; and &amp;amp;#8220;3-Way,&amp;amp;#8221; in which he played the questionable meat in a Justin Timberlake-Lady Gaga sandwich. Now Samberg, 35, plans to make love to your TV in a leading-man kind of way, playing a cop in the new show Brooklyn Nine-Nine. On a very lazy Sunday in New York City&amp;amp;#8217;s West Village, between sips of an almond smoothie, Samberg explains why his good fortune&amp;amp;#8212;the Emmy and Grammy nominations, his engagement to musician Joanna Newsom, and a new show&amp;amp;#8212;won&amp;amp;#8217;t change a thing. GLAMOUR: On the Lonely Island&amp;amp;#8217;s latest, The Wack Album, you make a promise: That no matter how successful you become, you&amp;amp;#8217;ll never stop doing fart jokes. Why? ANDY SAMBERG: The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are. Any 20-year-old can make fart jokes. But when Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner do it? Holy sh-t! If you let go of fart jokes, you&amp;amp;#8217;ve let go of a piece of humanity. GLAMOUR: What advice can you give a woman who&amp;amp;#8217;s dating a guy with a tight group of friends, like you and your Lonely Island pals Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer? AS: The first thing I would say is: &amp;amp;#8220;My condolences.&amp;amp;#8221; You gotta just embrace it. We&amp;amp;#8217;ve been friends since junior high. One of our ladies has referred to us as the great love story of our time. And I can&amp;amp;#8217;t disagree. We are inseparable, and we have this secret language that only we speak, but it doesn&amp;amp;#8217;t make us love our wives or soon-to-be wives any less. GLAMOUR: You and your fiancee, singer Joanna Newsom, make very different music. Have you ever thought of collaborating? AS: We&amp;amp;#8217;ve talked about it. But we&amp;amp;#8217;ve decided ultimately that her fans would probably murder me in my sleep. What she does is so, like, actually beautiful and important. GLAMOUR: What does a lazy Sunday look like these days? AS: Well, I guess doing an interview for Glamour magazine. After this I&amp;amp;#8217;m probably gonna go home, wander around my apartment in my boxers. Try and call my parents? GLAMOUR: Gotta say, at the very least your fashion seems more Hollywood now. AS: I&amp;amp;#8217;ve stepped up my game! No doubt. A lot of that has been being around fashion, due to my job. I never knew what I even looked like in a suit before I worked at Saturday Night Live. Five years later, now I have, like, three tuxes. GLAMOUR: Why exactly did you leave SNL? AS: For the first time working there, I just hit a wall, emotionally and physically. I needed to start having a life again. GLAMOUR: Jerry Lewis is the most recent guy to say women aren&amp;amp;#8217;t funny. Any thoughts? AS: It&amp;amp;#8217;s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women. GLAMOUR: Why do you think it keeps coming up? AS: Well, because f--king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren&amp;amp;#8217;t funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time. GLAMOUR: Have any fans actually put their d-cks in boxes? AS: Yes. A guy got fired from his job. He showed a coworker! GLAMOUR: Yikes. Speaking of criminal, on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, you play a cop. Tell us three things you&amp;amp;#8217;d make illegal. AS: Talking on your cell phone while in a public bathroom stall. Stopping conversations to show people pictures of your dog. And farting on airplanes. That&amp;amp;#8217;s essentially taking someone&amp;amp;#8217;s nose hostage. But promise me the article won&amp;amp;#8217;t be all farts! I want to stay a little glamorous. To read more from our September issue, download the digital edition, or pick a copy of Glamour on newsstands now. &amp;amp;#8212;Logan Hill Photo: Peter Yang"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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