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"  1. We know what you&amp;#039;re doing when you put your hand in your pocket. 2. We think it&amp;#039;s okay if you get fat and go bald. Please do us the same courtesy.  3. When we say we &amp;quot;almost tried that in college,&amp;quot; it means we did. At least twice. 4. When we start getting undressed in front of you with the lights on, it means we&amp;#039;ve lost interest. 5. No, that is not our clitoris, but please -- keep trying.  6. If you&amp;#039;re funny, we will sleep with you. 7. Your Christopher Walken impression does nothing for us sexually. 8. Of course we know how to work the TiVo. We&amp;#039;re not stupid.  9. We know: You just push the Select button and then the Play button. 10. Yes, that&amp;#039;s the Play button. We can read. Oh, no, sorry, that&amp;#039;s the Input button. Forget it. This is impossible. You do it. Julia Louis-Dreyfus stars on Veep.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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