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" You already know I&amp;#x27;m a skeptic when it comes to astrology, but leave it to The Fonz to get me fired up about it. We were in between bars on Saturday night when he started talking about how his horoscope&amp;amp;nbsp; totally predicted that the burrito he had for dinner would give him mild indigestion, or something equally inane. I could not abide such silliness, and after a heated discussion that touched on the tides, quantum physics and Miss Cleo, I issued the following challenge: I bet you couldn&amp;#x27;t pick out your horoscope from an unmarked, random list. I know many of you are also avid astrologers, so let&amp;#x27;s open the contest up. Just tell me which of the sentences below is taken from your horoscope from yesterday. If you had a bad day, what advice should you have followed? If you had a good day, what did you do right? If the majority of you can pick out your sign (no Google cheating!), I&amp;#x27;ll get my palm read. Here we go: You&amp;#x27;ve got to find a way to connect with people, but everyone is kind of flighty, like a troop of distracted monkeys. See if you can stick with present-day activities today -- you need to let the future take care of itself. Today is all about coming up with good ideas and launching them out into the world -- there is no need for you to follow through on any one of them! You may be too focused on one aspect of the day, so expand your gaze until you can see everything. It&amp;#x27;s a good time for you to try to get ahead with some grand scheme that&amp;#x27;s been a dream. You&amp;#x27;re at your best working with masses of small details and today&amp;#x27;s chores involve plenty of facts and figures. You need to make sure that you are able to handle both sides of whatever big issue is coming up today -- but the good news is that you&amp;#x27;ve got more perspective than you know what to do with! Money issues are worrying you a bit, especially if other people are involved. Your people might be harder to deal with than usual, but that shouldn&amp;#x27;t be the worst thing that ever happened to you. Your vision is essential to success and you ought to find it easy to get others to accept thanks to your passion. Open up and use your great interpersonal energy to put others at ease when the time is right. You&amp;#x27;ve got a million different possible ways to say what you need to say today -- so pick the one that makes you happiest. Alright, time to prove me wrong--just put &amp;amp;quot;10 is Aquemini&amp;amp;quot; or whatever in the comments. And feel free to talk some smack while you&amp;#x27;re at."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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