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"Day job: Radio host, TV writer\r\nPet topics: Rock music; hallucinatory Starbucks encounters\r\nPrimo Tweet: \"Now he's on his cell, saying something about teachers. Hard to understand with all the taffy in his mouth. #GovChristieStarbucks\"\r\nFollow Tom Scharpling on Twitter"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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