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"There may be a lot of titles you think your boyfriend could and should win: Sexiest Man Alive, Nicest Fellow to Ever Come Along and Sweep a Girl Off Her Feet, World&amp;#x27;s Greatest Amateur Masseuse. But here&amp;#x27;s a little contest you probably wouldn&amp;#x27;t be super thrilled for him to compete in... No, it&amp;#x27;s not a hot dog eating contest, but it does involve wieners. Sorry, so sorry, but I HAD TO. Kings County Bar, an evidently daring establishment in my favorite borough of New York City, has announced its first annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest. No, but seriously. Lest any guys&amp;#x27; precious feelings be hurt (please, you babies, you&amp;#x27;ve been holding wet T-shirt contests for us for years), the contest was actually inspired by a positive experience the bar manager had with a not-so-well-endowed dude. He owned up to his size issues and then rocked her world. She says, &amp;quot;Guys like that deserve a prize, and we should hold a goddam pageant for them! It should be celebrated, rather than a source of shame!&amp;quot; That&amp;#x27;s...kind of sweet, actually. And hey, back in the day, tiny peens were the subject of worship! In case you&amp;#x27;re interested in all the deets, men won&amp;#x27;t actually have to go the Full Monty, but they should expect to strut their stuff in a provided pair of underwear that will then be soaked by water pistols. And show-offs need not apply as a joke: Any guy over eight inches will be disqualified and made to buy a round of drinks for the judges. Serves them right, the braggers. For more on the contest from manager Aimee Arciuolo, who I kind of want to be best friends with now, head on over to the full article at Gothamist. If your guy had a small one, would you want him to flaunt it? Do you agree that sometimes, guys with less to offer in terms of size can have way more to offer in other areas? Do your thang, little guys: *Does Size Really Matter? 4 Ways a Small Penis Can Totally Rock Your World *According to Science, Just How Much Does Size (Yes, That Kind) Affect a Man&amp;#x27;s Attractiveness? *Ask a Guy: &amp;quot;Why Does My Boyfriend Always Comment About His Size?&amp;quot; Photo: Corbis"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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