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"Day job: Writer\r\nPet topics: Celeb stupidity, her basset hound\r\nPrimo Tweet: \"There should be a warning label on those straw cowgirl hats middle-aged women wear on vacation that reads: 'Will cause freckled cleavage.'\"\r\nFollow Jenny Johnson on Twitter"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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