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" Oakley and the Macallan have just announced a bold new collaboration \u2014 the most indestructible flask you can&amp;#039;t attach to your hip. Not-at-all-obnoxiously dubbed &amp;quot;The Flask,&amp;quot; this vessel of Hephaestus &amp;quot;features a laser welded food-grade steel inner center wrapped in carbon fiber composite, before being housed in black anodized 5-axis machined aerospace grade aluminium exterior,&amp;quot; according to BornRich. (So it can withstand re-entry, or something?) To prove it, they even produced a video, made all the more ridiculous by the fact that these men are driving while tooling around with a flask (presumably) filled with Macallan Scotch. Never mind that they do terrible things to this flask and never show a close-up of the aftermath. The drifting and the babe at the end are cool, we guess:      If you&amp;#039;re drunkenly engaging in such hazardous activities that you need a flask that could probably stop a bullet, by all means, go with God. But we have to remind you that no matter how much this looks like something that the SEAL Team Six member who killed Osama bin Laden \u2014 who happens to love Scotch \u2014 would carry on his mission, he was in fact armed with a plain old water bottle. In any case, the scotch itself is what should help you feel indestructible, not the flask. All that nifty accessory needs to be is discreet, and plenty do that for a price well below $910. Like this one. Or this one. Or if you want one made in America, this one or this one. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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