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"Okay, so when you hear &amp;quot;Real Housewife&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;style advice&amp;quot; in the same sentence, you probably imagine it&amp;#x27;s, &amp;quot;a dress can never be short enough, tight enough, or sparkly enough,&amp;quot; right? Wrong. RHOBH Taylor Armstrong recently dished up some hilarious, spot-on figure flattery secrets on the season premiere... I&amp;#x27;m stupidly excited about the return of the Beverly Hills ladies (Brandi as a bona fide cast member? Lisa roughing it in a new mini-mansion!? Kim sober but still completely crazy? BRING IT ON!), and last week&amp;#x27;s season premiere had plenty of OMG moments. But the most enlightening one came courtesy of Taylor, who looks like she&amp;#x27;s in a much better place both physically and emotionally from last season, and has gained a much-needed ten pounds. When she and Adrienne went shopping, they decided a super-chunky pair of platform shoes were her best defense against making her legs look big (as if that were a possibility!), which reminded Taylor of another bit of style wisdom: &amp;quot;The bigger the purse, the smaller the butt.&amp;quot; . It&amp;#x27;s kinda funny, of course, but also kinda brilliant--the idea is to use proportion and scale to distract from your less-than-favorite places. So, Chanel&amp;#x27;s spring 2013 hula hoop handbag? That thing is pure license to order a second dessert. Want more figure flattery tips? - Exactly how curvy girls should wear the Little White Dress - The trick for petite gals to fake a statuesque silhouette - How to do cleavage tastefully Photo: Splash News"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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