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"FacebookPinterestKeith Birmingham\n\nAlleged Bitcoin Creator Says It Wasn't Him\n\nNewsweek outed Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto, a 64-year-old Californian, as Bitcoin's founder a few weeks ago, and since then the press has dogged him, even chasing him through Downtown L.A. He's released an official statement saying it wasn't him\u2014the out-of-work engineer says he can't even afford internet. (Daily Intelligencer)\n\nBrotox on the Rise\n\nOlder men are getting into the youth-seeking medical fad. (Uproxx)\n\nGoogle Rafts Down the Colorado\n\n Street view becomes river view. (The Wire)\n\nCrimea Declares Independence\n\n And Crimean lawmakers asked Russia to annex it. Here we go... (New York Times)\n\nHappy St. Paddy's Day\n\n But don't overdo it."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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