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" Reggie Watts is a hilarious, uproariously be-sweatered, gigantafro&amp;#039;d improvisational comedian. He&amp;#039;s also a freestyle rapper-singer-beat-boxer-masher-upper. And a one-man late-night band (for IFC&amp;#039;s Comedy Bang! Bang!). Also, he&amp;#039;s a playwright, jazz pianist, impressionist, socio-musicologist, and a soon-to-be app co-inventor. You can see him at work on John Oliver&amp;#039;s New York Standup Show on Comedy Central tonight. But in the meantime, we got his thoughts on dancing, weirdness, sweaters, and potentially problematic office space upgrades. \u2014As told to Nate Hopper  I always liked being the weird kid. I liked being strange and saying things that were stupid and making people laugh. Kind of like exactly how I am now. I think a lot of people will get into dancing as long as it&amp;#039;s a set form of dancing \u2014 like the Electric Slide, or twerking, or whatever the fk is going on \u2014 as opposed to just dancing. They&amp;#039;re not creative enough. Every office should have a dance room. &amp;quot;Sorry guys, I gotta go dance for a second.&amp;quot; I want to say there should be fuck rooms. But I think that gets complicated. So maybe not that. Maybe Hang Out And Be Able To Make-Out With Somebody rooms. Or a Light Kissing Room. I think there should be a Bread-Making Room. Or a Puzzle Room, or a Block Room. Dot-coms always seem to do stuff like that \u2014 they have table tennis. But that&amp;#039;s boring shit.  I really love listening to the way that people speak. I get kind of addicted to trying to figure out how they&amp;#039;re speaking, why they&amp;#039;re speaking, where their accents are from. My mom was French and had a thick accent, and my dad was from Cleveland, and I grew up in Montana. So I spoke French and English and watched a lot of PBS. It&amp;#039;s the combination of all those things, mixed with a natural curiosity that makes me able to harness your voice to mimic things. When looking for a sweater, I look for something relatively terrible. Or hyper-dope. It&amp;#039;s just something that I think aesthetically is Whoa, that&amp;#039;s amazing, or That is just the worst thing ever. A safe sweater does not a good sweater make. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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