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"When you wake up this morning and your alarm gives out a warning (See what I did there? Eh? Eh?) (Sorry.), the first thing you should do is check out the first five minutes of Lifetime&amp;#039;s new original movie, The #Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story.   The made-for-TV movie follows the tumultuous backstage relationships of Zack, Kelly, Jesse, AC Slater, Lisa, and Screech, and is based on a book by sex tape star/Screech-playing weirdo Dustin Diamond. It looks juicy as all get out, but you should probably keep in mind that it&amp;#039;s most likely all lies from Diamond&amp;#039;s twisted imagination. In a serious case of life imitating art, Screech just can&amp;#039;t stay out of trouble!   In anticipation of this train wreck&amp;#039;s September 1 premiere on Lifetime, I&amp;#039;m popping all the popcorn in the world. Who&amp;#039;s joining me?     Follow Laura on Twitter.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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