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" Pioneering auto-blog Jalopnik.com asks us to flirt with our lesser angels by indulging in a thought more than one commuter has tucked away into their dark places: why go bust filling the tank, when you can just steal four dollar a gallon gasoline? The question asked, Jalopnik.com answers how exactly one would do it, hypothetically, if one were pushed to this extreme. After all, none of us are Mad Max. Yet. Here are the best ways to gank some dinosaur go juice, and one way that is not recommended. But it would make one hell of a hilarious, if unfortunately lethal, Youtube video. Five Best Ways To Steal Gas And One Really Bad Way [jalopnik.com]  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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