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"Joe Biden's white, pearly teeth. That's what the Internet was fixated with during the vice presidential debate on Thursday night.\nSure, what's coming out of the vice president's mouth is far more important, but something about Biden's choppers captivated the Internet. And that's no malarky.\n\nSEE ALSO: Internet Is Pumped for Paul Ryan Workout Photos\nThe GIFs, jabs and parody Twitter accounts came in faster than a teenager's wisdom teeth. \n\nBiden's teeth are so white they're voting for Romney. #VPDebate\n\u2014 Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) October 12, 2012\n\n\n\n \nImage courtesy of gifwich\n\n#Joebidenssmileforpresident\n\u2014 Joe Biden's Smile (@JoeBidenSmile) October 12, 2012\n\n\nJoe Biden's teeth vs. Paul Ryan's widow's peak. Go. #VPDebate\n\u2014 Daniel Kelley (@dxkelley) October 12, 2012\n\n\n\n \nImage courtesy of gifwich\n\n\n \nImage courtesy of Joe Biden's Teeth\n\nThe real winner in this debate so far is Joe Biden's dentist.\n\u2014 Josh Hara (@yoyoha) October 12, 2012\n\n\nJoe Biden may have the whitest teeth I've ever seen. And that includes the Cleveland Indian. twitter.com/GrishamESPN/st\u2026\n\u2014 Todd Grisham (@GrishamESPN) October 12, 2012\n\n\n\n \nImage courtesy of gifwich\nBONUS: Listen Folks, Comedians Caption Joe Biden \n\n\nComedians Caption Joe Biden\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. \"Obama, upon learning that Biden had spent the first two years of the administration thinking the head in the background was the real president.\"\n\nCaption: Conor Lastowka\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. \"I swear to god I'll sweep this debate if I hire James Earl Jones to jump out and yell 'BOOM!' every time I'm done with my points.\"\n\nCaption: Kelly Oxford\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. \"I miss Delaware, Barry.\"\n\nCaption: Josh Gondelman\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. \"Hello operator? Do you know the website number for Google?\"\n\nCaption: Lauren Ashley Bishop\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. \"Read my lips... LEATHER, JACKETS, ARE, STILL, FASHIONABLE.\"\n\nCaption: John Elerick\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. \"Dear God, Please don't let there be an abs-off with Paul Ryan tonight. Love, B-Dog\"\n\nCaption: Lauren Ashley Bishop\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. \"Wow, this new maps program sucks!\"\n\nCaption: Jake Fogelnest\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. \"Look ripped, Barry. You need some gun control for these biceps. BOOM!\"\n\nCaption: Josh Gondelman\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. \"Did I DVR Mad Men... think Joe, think.\"\n\nCaption: John Elerick\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. \"Ohh, that reminds me, gotta get a bigger flag pin before tonight.\" \n\nCaption: Lauren Ashley Bishop\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. \"Hold still, Barack. I'm using the Toaster filter.\"\n\nCaption: Lauren Ashley Bishop\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n12. \"Universal healthcare...it's out there somewhere.\"\n\nCaption: Josh Gondelman\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n13. \"Phil, I don't mean to interrupt you there, but that wine is just begging to be opened.  Both of em.\"\n\nCaption: John Elerick\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n14. \"That's not my pie.  I didn't spill a drop.\"\n\nCaption: John Elerick\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n15. \"Shh. Paul Ryan likes Nickelback. Pass it on.\"\n\nCaption: Lauren Ashley Bishop\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n16. \"Sorry, Hillary, we're united on this -- we're getting pepperoni.\" \n\nCaption: Lauren Ashley Bishop\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n17. \"Who wants to sit on the VP's lap?\"\n\nCaption: Josh Gondelman\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n18. \"Adding you to my favorites, boss.\"\n\nCaption: Josh Gondelman\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBonus: \"SQUIRREL!\"\n\nCaption: Mash Staff\nPhoto: White House\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTop image courtesy of gifwich\n      window._msla=window.loadScriptAsync||function(src,id){if(document.getElementById(id))return;var js=document.createElement('script');js.id=id;js.src=src;document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0].parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);};\n_msla(\"//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js\",\"twitter_jssdk\");"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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