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"Pro basketball is not my sport, so to me, pretty much the best thing about is is the celebrity occupation of the front row. And nothing delights me more than when seating arrangements make for odd couplings... or odd Ben Stiller sandwiches.Just check out the comedy star&amp;#x27;s face as his wife, Christine Taylor, completes a very ladylike handshake with Kanye West. Over Ben. He looks kind of melancholy and left out, no? If only we could know what&amp;#x27;s going through his head. Well, we can guess: 1) It&amp;#x27;s cool, guys. I&amp;#x27;m not in the big gold watch club, I&amp;#x27;ll just watch the game. 2) I have to hold my other hand down, so tempted am I to place it meaningfully on top of this handshake. 3) Uh huh, when I wanted to buy a hoodie with lots of zippers Christine said it was looked like something Avril Lavigne would wear, but I don&amp;#x27;t see her complaining now. 4) I feel like this handshake&amp;#x27;s going on a long time. It&amp;#x27;s making me really hope that whole Kardashian thing is just a publicity stunt. 5) Wait, is he wearing leather pants, too? It&amp;#x27;s not even a thing that he&amp;#x27;s wearing leather pants... it&amp;#x27;s like they&amp;#x27;re just regular pants to him. He&amp;#x27;s like some sort of sorcerer of cool. Now I want to hold his hand a little bit. What do you think is going through Ben&amp;#x27;s head here? More awkward celebrity moments... Watch Scarlett Johansson Get Increasingly Grossed-Out By Blake Shelton On The Tonight Show In Which We Solve This Silly LMFAO Feud, No Problem Seth Green, Real Housewives and Jon Gosselin (He&amp;#x27;s Back!) Repped Celebrity Awkwardness Hard This Week Photo: Splash News"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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