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"Super cheesy fact: I adore holiday songs. Especially the ones usually dubbed terrible by those with discerning musical taste. &amp;amp;#8220;I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas?&amp;amp;#8221; Yes, please and thank you! And while few seasonal songs inspire a little getting down, some are just so unsexy they&amp;amp;#8217;re downright mood killers. If you&amp;amp;#8217;ve got the radio on while you and your beau are smooching (and more!) under the mistletoe, here are a few songs that are guaranteed to turn you off: &amp;quot;Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.&amp;quot; While cheeky and possibly capable of falling into the so-bad-it&amp;amp;#8217;s-good category, visions of a homicidal Rudolph don&amp;amp;#8217;t put anyone in the mood. &amp;quot;Baby It&amp;amp;#8217;s Cold Outside.&amp;quot; This song sounds quite lovely, but have you ever listened to the lyrics? A young woman is trying to head home and a rakish dude is making up all sorts of lame excuses about why she should stay the night with him. Cringe! &amp;quot;You&amp;amp;#8217;re a Mean One Mr. Grinch.&amp;quot; I adore this song, I do. It&amp;amp;#8217;s silly as all get out, but the imagery just doesn&amp;amp;#8217;t go well with sexy time. Sauerkraut sandwiches with arsenic sauce? Not exactly mood music! Anything religious. There are lots of beautiful religious songs played around the holidays but I&amp;amp;#8217;d wager that most people don&amp;amp;#8217;t want to be reminded of church services when getting busy. &amp;quot;Frosty the Snowman.&amp;quot; I&amp;amp;#8217;m sure at one point or another most of us had to learn this song for a grade school holiday assembly. Plus, the song&amp;amp;#8217;s on the sad side. Without that hat, Frosty&amp;amp;#8217;s just another Snowman. And ooh, don&amp;amp;#8217;t even think about what happens to him on a warm day! &amp;quot;The Christmas Shoes.&amp;quot; No matter what I&amp;amp;#8217;m doing, this song makes me teary eyed, which isn&amp;amp;#8217;t the best recipe for a hot and heavy roll in the hay. My dears, what holiday songs do your find the least sexy? Are there any holiday songs that you&amp;amp;#8217;d consider sexy? I love Jon Bon Jovi&amp;amp;#8217;s &amp;amp;#8220;Please Come Home for Christmas,&amp;amp;#8221; mostly because of the ridiculously hot video! Deck the halls with these fun holiday stories&amp;amp;#133; * Girls Confess: &amp;quot;The Worst Christmas Gift I Ever Got From a Guy Was...&amp;quot; (What&amp;#x27;s Yours?) * 4 Last-Minute Gifts Your Guy Will Love * 6 Reasons Why Your Holiday Season Breakup Shouldn&amp;#x27;t Bum You Out (Yes, They Really Exist) Photo: Medioimages/Photodisc"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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