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"Here's an important dating tip: If a guy ever whispers, \"Can I keep you?\" while you're finishing dessert, just run.\nSee also: 6 Halloween Movies Seen in the Harsh Light of Adulthood\nCasper might have seemed adorable when you watched him as a kid. But compare his behavior to a few awkward first dates and he starts to come off as the overly-friendly ghost.\n\n\n9 Reasons Casper Was Actually a Creep\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. He's ok with immediate co-habitation.\nA girl isn't just in his bed -- she's in his room, taking up drawer space, leaving her toothbrush by the sink. It's just too soon for that kind of intimacy, and Casper gets a little too excited for someone he just met. \n\nImage: Tumblr pluts\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. His actions speak louder than his words.\n\"I'm a kind, gentle, caring ghost. I'll tell you more after I unwind my body from around your mouth.\"\n\nImage: Tumblr college-life-crisis\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. He's all about the sneak attack.\nA Sleeping Beauty-style kiss from a significant other is cute. Kissing a sleeping person who definitely, pointedly sees you as just a friend is awkward. \n\nImage: Tumblr junibie\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. This line.\nSuddenly, Edward saying, \"I feel very protective of you,\" in Twilight seems stand-offish in comparison to this awkward line. Whispering it doesn't help -- especially when she's sleeping!\n\nImage: Tumblr yougottal0velife\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. He asks the big questions when no one is paying attention.\nThis effect can also be achieved by muttering under your breath. For example mumbling, \"So, would you want to, like, check out my really cool taxidermy display? Or possibly marry me?\" \n\nImage: Tumblr rorgilmore\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Even his most innocuous lines seem menacing. \nIt might be his ability to defy gravity and make you levitate, but there is something off-putting in his delivery that's making your skin crawl -- and it's not the fact that he doesn't have any, either.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. He immediately wants to show off his creepy collections.\nNice to meet you! Want to see some turn-of-the-century electronics my dead dad made? No? Ok, sit in this moving chair and I'll show you anyway!\n\nImage: Tumblr moviegifss\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. He tends to disappear when things get awkward. \nBut not necessarily when you want him to. \n\nImage: Tumblr april-hayes\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. He literally changes after the first kiss. \n\n\nImage: Tumblr whatshouldbetchescallme\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage: Universal Studios"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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