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"1. When he&amp;#039;s really tired. A man will pass up sex when he&amp;#039;s exhausted. Sorry, I meant to type &amp;quot;asleep.&amp;quot; 2. Right after he masturbated. He can&amp;#039;t help his refractory period, but it&amp;#039;s guaranteed he regrets giving in to it now. 3. When his mom is in town. Maybe not so much &amp;quot;in town&amp;quot; as in the room with you. Because that&amp;#039;s just weird. 4. If there is a fire currently nearby. Assuming it&amp;#039;s a pretty dangerous, uncontained fire, most men will prioritize getting away alive before having sex. After the fire? Absolutely. 5. Immediately after he was hit in the balls. I don&amp;#039;t know if there have been any scientific studies around whether or not a man can get an erection after getting hit in the balls, but I&amp;#039;m pretty sure it&amp;#039;s impossible. 6. After he just ate a lot of Indian food. It&amp;#039;s not that he doesn&amp;#039;t want to have sex. He does. He&amp;#039;s just in some gastrointestinal distress right now. 7. If his penis is injured. Don&amp;#039;t ask how it happened, but it did. No one wants to have sex with a hurt penis. 8. When he has the flu. Headaches and fevers? No problem. The flu? It&amp;#039;s tough to get in the mood when you&amp;#039;re physically ill. 9. If he&amp;#039;s been tear-gassed. Are you crazy? Never ask a man to have sex after he&amp;#039;s been hit with tear gas and beanbags for protesting peacefully. 10. When he&amp;#039;s super-glued his hands together. Actually, this is probably still doable. If he&amp;#039;s super-glued his hands to his penis, though? Sex is right out. 11. When you just had a conversation about his immediate family. You want to remind him of the weird people he grew up with and then want him to totally change gears and have sex? That&amp;#039;s like trying to go from zero to 60 on a bicycle that has no wheels and you were just talking to it about its mom and dad bikes. 12. When you are literally a vampire. He might want to have sex up until the point where you try and suck all of the blood from his body like an O+ Capri Sun, but when you bare your fangs he&amp;#039;s going to be like, &amp;quot;Sorry. This isn&amp;#039;t for me.&amp;quot; 13. Immediately after watching Dance Moms. That show is like boner pill medicine that tumbled out of a rift between our world and the Negative Zone. It&amp;#039;s the opposite, is what I&amp;#039;m saying. It actually causes men&amp;#039;s penises to retract inside their bodies like a floppy tortoise head. 14. When he&amp;#039;s got whiskey dick. If tears of frustration could suddenly cure whiskey dick, it wouldn&amp;#039;t ever be a problem. Instead, men are stuck with their useless penises, avoiding sex out of embarrassment at all costs. Follow Frank on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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