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"The Internet can be a really stupid thing sometimes. Technology has made it easier for us to function as a society, but that doesn't mean you can cheat the system. Today's roundup goes out to those of you who Google your homework answers, use your smartphone to settle a debate or make fun of those who don't understand basic Internet protocols. \nWhat's on the plate today? The meme machine is spewing out World Wide Web n00bs, dancing with the Disney stars and questionable historic events. Bon app\u00E9tit.\nGot a tip for us? Feel free to contact Brian Anthony Hernandez (@BAHjournalist), Christine Erickson (@christerickson) or Lauren Hockenson (@lhockenson).   \n\n\nThe Daily Meme Machine - 1/12/2012\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ncool story\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nanigif_enhanced-buzz-13867-1327463751-53\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSamsung Galaxy Tab. It's Time to Tab - Parody - YouTube\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCrazy Praying Mantis\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCat watches cat watching nyan cat - YouTube\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n32a\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHello\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOregonTrail\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMicrosoft Encarta\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. Why I Love and Hate Having a Smartphone\n\nComic site The Oatmeal never fails to make me laugh, and if this first illustration doesn't depict your life with a smartphone, there are 11 others that probably do. It is truly a hate-love relationship.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. World History According to Undergrads\n\n\n\u201CAccording to the Gospels, Jesus hated the Genitals.\u201D\nThis is just one of many answers given by students at an unnamed major American university. The Tumblr site is run by a number of teaching assistants and graduate instructors. Some are simple spelling errors, while others completely rewrite history. All make us question the future....\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. Breakdancing Mickey\n\nMost kids get their childhood dreams fulfilled simply by going to Disney World, or at least a photo op with a character, but this kid takes it to a whole new level. Although he's clearly got talent, Mickey Mouse tries to one-up him, and he's got some moves himself. Perhaps Disney should hop on the Dancing With the Stars train with this guy.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. First Day on the Internet Kid\n\nWho doesn't like making fun of stock photos? This overly excited kid is getting a lot of flack about his lack of knowledge about the world wide webs.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Win an iPad!\n\nTo continue with the theme, let me bring this comedian to your attention. If you're not following Kelly Oxford on Twitter, I recommend fixing that. This description of \"win an iPad\" scams pairs perfectly with First Day on the Internet Kid.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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