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" The following is an actual email exchange between D. and me. I&amp;#039;ve put his email in italics so it&amp;#039;s easy to differentiate between what I wrote and what he wrote. .... To: D. From: S. Subject: you should really take a break from work and do this... Cosmo Challenge: Send naughty texts or emails back and forth for all-day preplay. Start with &amp;quot;When we get home...&amp;quot; and see where the story goes from there. Take it away, D.  Funny you brought this up because I was just about to email you that when we get home tonight I was going to spank your butt very firmly. That&amp;#039;s such a coincidence because I was going to do the same thing. But with a spatula. Aaand switching to my iPhone since I&amp;#039;m paranoid HR is watching my computer. Yeah! Bring HR with you. Now we&amp;#039;re talking. I&amp;#039;ll pick you up and throw you down on the bed after that spank. What do you think? Not if I throw you down first then rip off your shirt (the red button-down) and start licking your nipples... That would be hot! I could grab you firmly down there and bite on your neck. I like the sound of that. And while you are grabbing me, I&amp;#039;ll use one hand to grip your junk and the other to pull your hair. Then you&amp;#039;ll start to get hard and I&amp;#039;ll lean down and kiss your cut lines... [An hour passes...] Did I scare you off? Went for the wang too soon? Fine, back to licking your nipples...and sucking at them... [Another hour passes...] When I still get no response, I panic that I&amp;#039;ve somehow sent the last message to the wrong person. My parents? My boss? That person I once emailed about a chair on Craigslist? Who would be the worst recipient? Check my outbox before I can start to hyperventilate too much and see that yes, D. was in fact the recipient. And he was probably just called into a meeting. With HR? Because he was spending time engaging in inappropriate messaging while at work? Panic returns...] [Then finally, a message! This is definitely one way to bring that butterflies feeling back into your relationship.] ha ha ha! No, I was just fiddling with the rubber vibrating thing and well, I got distracted. I&amp;#039;m back, though. And let&amp;#039;s just forget that gadget. I&amp;#039;m ready to get on top of you and have you guide it in. [This, readers, is when I start to get very turned on. Beforehand, I was just having fun with it, but at this moment, it feels like true dirty talk.] Oh yeah and arrrgghh, keep pulling on my hair too. [Yep, fully turned on. If only because I know how much he&amp;#039;s enjoying this.] I&amp;#039;m pulling it. Your hair. And your junk. Except you got one thing wrong. You&amp;#039;re on bottom and I&amp;#039;m on top. I&amp;#039;m straddling you and rubbing myself all over your package. And then... Yes. [Yes? I mean, I know guys tend to be succinct in emails, but I just told the man I was rubbing my crotch on his and the response I get is yes?] Then I can hold all you up on my hips and pound repeatedly from underneath. [Interesting...I&amp;#039;m starting to think this whole dirty email talk thing could be very revealing because it forces him to put ideas and fantasies into words. For example, I&amp;#039;ve never heard him say anything about enjoying the above action and it&amp;#039;s not as if we do it all the time. But my male mind-reading (slash email decoding) skills tell me that the fact D. brought it up here means he&amp;#039;s craving it. Save that little piece of knowledge for later...] Hot. I put my hands behind me and arch my back. I lift my hips up so just your tip is inside me. Then I lower myself so your totally inside me. Deep. And I arch my back the other way, lean down and kiss you. First your lips then your neck. Then your ear lobe. Rrrrrrr I just grabbed my junk. [It takes me a second to realize that D. doesn&amp;#039;t mean he&amp;#039;s imagining grabbing his junk. He&amp;#039;s actually doing it. Aaand cue the tingle between my legs. Followed immediately by wonder as to where he was when he went hand-to-crotch.] For real? Hot. Grab it again and imagine it&amp;#039;s my mouth down there. Then run your tongue over your upper lip and imagine it&amp;#039;s my tongue there. (How can my mouth be in two places at once? Magic.) That worked! Damn. Now I&amp;#039;m grabbing your boobs and squeezing. .... End scene. All of this took place over the course of a few hours. And let me tell you\u2014when I got to D.&amp;#039;s place that night, I was so riled up, I didn&amp;#039;t need much foreplay. The key is to read the exchange right before you see the guy, too. That&amp;#039;s what I did. I whipped out my iPhone on the subway ride home and relived the excitement. So by the time I was at D.&amp;#039;s front door, my lady parts were good &amp;#039;n&amp;#039; ready for some loving. And since this whole exchanged is saved in my Gmail account, I can access it whenever I want/need. It&amp;#039;s like foreplay-on-the-go. Do you ever e-dirty talk or sext with your guy? What sorts of messages do you send? What do you find more arousing\u2014seeing sexy pictures of your guy or reading a sexy email or text from him? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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