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"  There are so few pleasures we have in life, guys. A cup of fresh-brewed hazelnut roast. A rainbow. A crazy-ass markdown on an (undamaged!) item at a Barney&amp;#039;s warehouse sale. Kittens. Now Jon Hamm is trying to take one of these small (by &amp;quot;small&amp;quot; I mean &amp;quot;so NOT small&amp;quot;) victories away from us! I almost want to burst into the indignant rabble-rouser &amp;quot;Can You Hear The People Sing&amp;quot; from Les Mis right now. In a cover interview with the April issue of Rolling Stone, Mad Men actor and commando-goer Jon Hamm is exasperated about the level of scrutiny that the media (cough, cough, the media!) has focused on his impressively girthy one-eyed friction whistle. Because he is a Serious Actor, you guys. He tells the magazine: &amp;quot;Most of it&amp;#039;s tongue-in-cheek. But it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have\u2014a prurience. They&amp;#039;re called &amp;#039;privates&amp;#039; for a reason. I&amp;#039;m wearing pants, for fuck&amp;#039;s sake. Lay off. I mean, it&amp;#039;s not like I&amp;#039;m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn&amp;#039;t part of the deal ... But whatever. I guess it&amp;#039;s better than being called out for the opposite.&amp;quot; Okay, look. I get it. It&amp;#039;s like the blogs devoted to ogling a female celebrity&amp;#039;s cleavage, which is shitty, demoralizing, and not fair. Jon Hamm&amp;#039;s penis wants less publicity. Sure. Except that this shit happens constantly with basically every A-list woman under 50 (and some above 50), and the ladies involved generally just buck up, ignore the bullshit and keep working. I mean, Christ on a cracker, Jon Hamm&amp;#039;s co-star is Christina Hendricks. If I had a dime for every &amp;quot;Golden Globes&amp;quot; double entendre someone&amp;#039;s made about her on the Internet, I&amp;#039;d be able to buy Carrie Bradshaw&amp;#039;s apartment. So how about this: when bikini shots stop being the most frequently-read tabloid stories online, and when &amp;quot;weight&amp;quot; isn&amp;#039;t the word that most frequently follows any female celebrity&amp;#039;s name that you type into Google, we lay off Jon Hamm&amp;#039;s ham. Deal? Deal. Follow Anna on Twitter: @annabreslaw Photo courtesy of AMC "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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