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"The play I saw was Chekhov&amp;amp;#8212;slightly heavy fare for a hungover Sunday afternoon&amp;amp;#8212;but really good. Yesterday I had press seats for the Broadway play, The Seagull, starring Kristin Scott Thomas. In the play, Thomas&amp;amp;#8217;s character was like a Victorian Karen Walker from Will &amp;amp; Grace. She was totally fabulous. I brought my actress friend Ashley to the show, and she agreed.Afterwards, Ashley and I went to a USC fundraiser to watch our friend Laurie sing. But OMG, GUESS WHO WAS SITTING AT THE TABLE NEXT TO ME. The cute teacher from 90210! I quickly B-berry&amp;amp;#8217;d my sorority sisters and asked them to do some research. Cheryl came through, but found that he was born in 1984 and graduated in 2006. That means a guy 5 years younger than me is making out with Kelly Taylor?? Damn. Cute Teacher and I made eye contact, but ladies, I did not go there because it always seems so tacky to approach a celebrity (even B, C, or D list) and I try to avoid dating actors. Anyway, Saturday night, I went out with my friend, Hot Girl. I cannot reveal her name or the name of the bar&amp;amp;#8212;I&amp;amp;#8217;ve been sworn to secrecy. The place is a sausage fest, and if word got out&amp;amp;#133;well. At this bar, Hot Girl &amp;amp;#8220;always wins.&amp;amp;#8221; I asked her for some pick-up secrets. She said one line that works is, &amp;amp;#8220;You look like George Clooney.&amp;amp;#8221; Also, it&amp;amp;#8217;s good to have a neighborhood bar where everyone knows your name. Since she knows all the bartenders and bouncers at this bar, she has a &amp;amp;#8220;my party&amp;amp;#8221; mentality, so if some guy disses her, she feels like whatever, he&amp;amp;#8217;ll be dis-invited. We met two secret service agents (one was a Bob Saget look-alike) and a couple guys from Pasadena. One kept saying, &amp;amp;#8220;My friend and I would like to take you and your friend out.&amp;amp;#8221; Me: &amp;amp;#8220;The four of us? That&amp;amp;#8217;s so kinky.&amp;amp;#8221; Hot Girl: &amp;amp;#8220;That&amp;amp;#8217;s so high school.&amp;amp;#8221; HA. The next day, he asked me out over text, but I think he was way too cocky. Oh! The winner of my photo contest is caliekt. She identified my fave place on earth, Torrey Pines State Reserve. Caliekt, you are brilliant, perspicacious, and infinitely cool because you&amp;amp;#8217;re from San Diego. Anyhoo&amp;amp;#133;I still can&amp;amp;#8217;t believe the 90210 teacher is so young. Did you ever have a crush on a teacher or professor? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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