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" &amp;quot;Here&amp;#039;s your comfort zone,&amp;quot; Hannah&amp;#039;s new editor told her on last night&amp;#039;s Girls, (urging her to step outside.) &amp;quot;This is where the magic happens.&amp;quot; This was a magical little episode for so many reasons, but mostly because Hannah overcomes her &amp;quot;weird nasal passages&amp;quot; and does a bunch of cocaine with her ex-turned-roommate Elijah (Andrew Rannells.) This leads to sweaty, manic dancing, questionable wardrobe decisions, and some real talk in the 24-hour pharmacy (&amp;quot;When did you eat jerky?&amp;quot;).  This isn&amp;#039;t the first time Girls has introduced us to Hannah&amp;#039;s brain on drugs\u2014she drank that opium tea in the pilot episode\u2014but it&amp;#039;s a nice reminder of how funny things can be when her neuroses are chemically enhanced. Hannah&amp;#039;s interaction with Laird, the turtle-owning maybe-junkie who hangs out by the mailboxes, begins with a breezy conversation about the intimidating task of naming Wi-Fi networks. This is really a thing. A friend of mine strongly considered moving out of his massive two-bedroom apartment because a neighbor had a Wi-Fi named &amp;quot;The Fart Den&amp;quot; and he didn&amp;#039;t like people assuming it was his. I&amp;#039;m new to my apartment building and don&amp;#039;t know my neighbors, but if I ever meet Wu-Tang LAN, I&amp;#039;m going to buy that guy a drink because he sounds fun. If I hadn&amp;#039;t seen Elijah pick Hannah&amp;#039;s outfit, I would have assumed it was something she put together after the drugs kicked in. Apparently, it&amp;#039;s called &amp;quot;power clashing,&amp;quot; and if this is really a thing (ladies, is this really a thing?), then I was the most fashion-forward 4th grader in the history of Williams Memorial Middle School. I wonder if it&amp;#039;s too late to request that a note be added to the yearbook? Was this a great weekend for Jorma Taccone fans, or what? First, The Lonely Island returned to Saturday Night Live to redefine &amp;quot;YOLO&amp;quot; for the ridiculously fearful (&amp;quot;And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya, and never go to saunas &amp;#039;cause they&amp;#039;re crawlin&amp;#039; with piranhas&amp;quot;), and then Taccone&amp;#039;s hilarious, irrationally confident Booth Jonathan returned to Girls to finish what he started last season with Maddie, erm, Marnie. The  infamous line that Booth hooked Marnie with, for those who don&amp;#039;t remember: &amp;quot;The first time I f*** you, I might scare you a little, because I&amp;#039;m a man, and I know how to do things.&amp;quot; Well, I don&amp;#039;t know about Marnie, but it scared the hell out of me. (It also creeped out Taccone, he confessed to Cosmopolitan.) First, he locks her in his &amp;quot;Barely Breathing&amp;quot;-blaring art installation/torture chamber and does some household chores\u2014makes a cappuccino, checks his email (I heard &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;ve got mail!&amp;quot; Does Booth Jonathan seriously still have America Online?), hammers nails into teddy bears\u2014before making her describe the feelings of a Victorian doll while he humps away. Marnie collapses in a fit of laughter, which is not what most guys want to hear in this situation, but Booth Jonathan is not &amp;quot;most guys,&amp;quot; and seems pretty unfazed. Hannah&amp;#039;s night of personal discovery, of course, devolves into a train wreck of mesh tank tops, crying Laird, and Elijah&amp;#039;s coke-fueled admission that he and Marnie had sex at the karaoke party. With Hannah&amp;#039;s night, article, and relationship with hard drugs ruined, she informs Elijah he&amp;#039;s moving out. I like to think at this point Elijah probably requested a few minutes in Booth&amp;#039;s Duncan Sheik Cell of Hell, just to atone. I know I would have, or at least gone home and forced myself to listen to Vertical Horizon&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;Everything You Want&amp;quot; on repeat. And poor Hannah is going to feel pretty awkward when she realizes what she&amp;#039;s done with Laird. If only she&amp;#039;d stayed home and watched Saturday Night Live, she would know that magic doesn&amp;#039;t always happen when you leave you comfort zone. YOLO? It really means You Oughta Look Out. For more musings from David, follow him on  Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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