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"Relationship Tip: After you cheat on your dentist girlfriend and she finds out, sweet fancy Moses, please switch dentists. Don&amp;#x27;t read if you&amp;#x27;re already afraid of going to the dentist. Totally read this if you&amp;#x27;re the kind of person who was delighted by Human Centipede: Full Sequence. Most of us have experienced some kind of a rage blackout over a significant other&amp;#x27;s betrayal, but this situation goes way beyond passive-aggressive Twitter exchanges: a 34-year-old dentist in Wroclaw, Poland is facing three years in jail after extracting all of her boyfriend&amp;#x27;s teeth when he said he was leaving her for another woman, according to the Austrian Times online. Shudder. Days after their terrible breakup, Marek Olszewski came to ex-girlfriend Anna Mackowiak&amp;#x27;s office with a toothache--which, let&amp;#x27;s all admit, is a pretty nervy move. She put him under, and then did something that is at once totally unfathomable and horrible and completely understandable: &amp;quot;I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions. But when I saw him lying there I just thought, &amp;#x27;What a bastard&amp;#x27; and decided to take all his teeth out.&amp;quot; As Marek woke up, he found his jaw strapped with bandages and his ex-girlfriend informing him that there had been complications. He was shocked to look in the mirror and find himself toothless. &amp;quot;I didn&amp;amp;#8217;t have any reason to doubt her, I mean, I thought she was a professional,&amp;quot; he laments. &amp;quot;The b**ch had emptied my mouth. The new girlfriend has now left me saying she can&amp;amp;#8217;t be with a man without teeth.&amp;quot; Haha! I mean, what a terrible, terrible woman. Yes, this is the disgusting stuff of nightmares, children, but who can say they wouldn&amp;#x27;t do the same thing? Besides, um, sane people, I mean. Got any other breakup horror stories? More messy breakups and other cute human interest pieces: *Whoa. Man Watches Porn and His Wife Is Unexpectedly In It *57-Year-Old Scottish Widow Gets 1,026 Online Dating Suitors After Posting A Shot Of Herself In A Red Swimsuit *One-Third Of Springfield, M.O. Love Triangle Mysteriously Loses Finger? Photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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