<http://schema.org/articleBody>
" &amp;quot;I work as a technical assistant at my university&amp;#039;s theater, and it&amp;#039;s my job to hand actors their microphones backstage. During one of the biggest shows of the season, I was feeling gassy, but I couldn&amp;#039;t leave to go to the bathroom. After giving a mike to the girl who was going on for her solo, I let out a long fart. All of a sudden, I heard the audience burst out laughing. I had given the actress the wrong mike, and I was holding hers, which was turned on. Everyone assumed it was the singer&amp;#039;s slipup, and to this day, I&amp;#039;ve never told anyone it was me.&amp;quot; -Clare, 21 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/confessions/a2104/Backstage-Blooper/?src=global_footer>