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" Infomercial products are capable of some pretty wonderful things: They make cleaning a cinch! They create more room in your closet! They allow you to make a pan of edge-only brownies! But the latest as-seen-on-TV item for sale promises to solve a marriage problem that no one likes to talk about and can ruin relationships. Rather than try to explain this complex couples issue that plagues the country and could even be harming your sex life, we&amp;#039;ll just let you watch the commercial for the groundbreaking product, The Better Marriage Blanket. We scoffed, but check out the woman&amp;#039;s reaction in the first five seconds of the ad. She is clearly having issues that require &amp;quot;the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.&amp;quot; Also, we know that most people don&amp;#039;t register for wedding gifts on bettermarriageblanket.com, but according to the infomercial, you shouldn&amp;#039;t let that discourage you from buying this bedding as a present. What couple wouldn&amp;#039;t want something offering a &amp;quot;real solution to a real problem&amp;quot; that is &amp;quot;silent but deadly&amp;quot;? Want more wacky products? Then take a look at these infomercial goodies like the wearable towel and the camel toe eliminator. Video courtesy of bettermarriageblanket.com. By the way, the site doesn&amp;#039;t seem to be working. Probably because it&amp;#039;s overloaded with people attempting to buy this product...or, you know, watch the ridiculous commercial. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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