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"   Arr! I can&amp;#039;t believe I&amp;#039;m still watching Pirate Master. It&amp;#039;s 60 minutes of my life I&amp;#039;ll never recover but with all the mutiny and booty-snatching, I can&amp;#039;t not tune in. It was alarmingly easy for these people, to leave society behind and live like pirates. You&amp;#039;d think that normal people who have a less tenuous grip on their civilized lives. But they are doing just fine, even enjoying their time at sea. They&amp;#039;re bribing each other with gold coins, getting seriously dirty and hairy and one guy (the one who looks like Larry Birkhead at a Phish concert) has developed a pirate accent. An actual pirate accent! As though any of us has met a pirate and knows how he or she might talk. It&amp;#039;s vaguely British \u2013 except he&amp;#039;s from Seattle. For fun, they race crabs. I know, I know, I really should be turning to Inside the Actors&amp;#039; Studio or something, but there was a booby trap this week on one of the islands, just like in Goonies. Once deployed, however, it was not that exciting: A pile of rocks rolled down a hill. Louie&amp;#039;s getting a little too into piratehood, laughing maniacally and really plotting to get rid of Joe, his team&amp;#039;s captain. His family may be nervous for what&amp;#039;s going to happen when he comes home. Mutiny over breakfast? Making someone walk the plank for not taking the trash out? It&amp;#039;s scary. But not quite as scary as yesterday&amp;#039;s interpretive routine on So You Think You Can Dance. There was a creepy ballet, some girls grabbing their nether regions suggestively and one girl pretending to knock the other dancers over by blowing a gust of wind. Cat, as usual, got a little emotionally involved with the contestants, giving them big lingering hugs when they made it through. As though she had won something, too. That&amp;#039;s the big difference between Cat and, say, a Seacrest. Ryan&amp;#039;s got that detached, bemused host thing down. Cat, not so much. Six dancers hit the bottom of the barrel; Faina went home and, after a long, long speech from Nigel describing the voting process (wouldn&amp;#039;t it be easier if we could just see it?) Jimmy (pictured) hit the road. \u2014 Amy DiLuna Love the dancers? Hate the dance? Sound off in comments! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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