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"FacebookPinterest\n\n The problem with hosting a Debate Night party is that people don't want to hang out with the kind of people that would throw a debate night party. It's not like an Election Night party, when you never have to listen to anyone on the TV say anything. You can just watch for breaking alerts about which state was won by whom and then cheer or bitch accordingly (\"He got Ohio! FUCK!\"). But you actually have to listen when you watch a political debate. Or that is, you have to listen for the first two minutes until you realize how boring and interminable political debates are. So if you're planning to invite folks over on Tuesday night for the big town hall showdown between Mittens and BHO, let me suggest a few ways for you to pull it off without looking like an insufferable political junkie.\n\n 1. Have your own town hall mock debate prior to the actual debate. \n\n Get everyone liquored up real good, and then bust out the questions. Are grown men who wear penny loafers with no socks destined to be complete douchebags? I'll be taking the PRO side of that argument.\n\n 2. Give everyone a focus group joystick to measure their approval during the actual debate. \n\n It doesn't even have to work. Joysticks are just fun to work with, and it gets everyone in the mood for drunken handjobs.\n\n 3. Make Korean BBQ.\n\n Oh, did you just miss a crucial Obama rejoinder to Romney's vague plans for dealing with Iran? Who gives a shit? This pork shoulder is INSANE. I never knew scallions could be so delicious!\n\n 4. Anyone who talks political trash during the debate gets kicked out. \n\n If there is anyone who gets really riled up because they think Obama just launched a zinger that will turn momentum in his favor, kindly tell that person to get the fuck out.\n\n 5. Additional TV showing hardcore pornography, please. \n\n Why fight it? I think we can all agree that debates make everyone horny as shit. Best to capitalize on all the panties in the room that get creamed the second John Gibson appears on screen.\n\n 6. If Maureen Dowd is there and she's drunk and grabbing your husband's crotch, be sure to film it. \n\n Because I'd finally like someone to catch her red-handed."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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