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"  18. The Card Shark From &amp;quot;White Horse&amp;quot; YEAH SO TURNS OUT HE&amp;#039;S MARRIED, or at least in a sufficiently serious relationship with some girl who&amp;#039;s not Taylor that he brings home groceries. And that is a serious relationship, for real \u2014 how hard is it to get a guy to remember to pick up a carton of orange juice on their way home from work these days, let alone a full week&amp;#039;s worth of food? Also he looks like he&amp;#039;s one of those people who gloat when they win card games \u2014 those people are the worst. strong&amp;gt;17. The Guy Taylor Knew Was Trouble From &amp;quot;I Knew You Were Trouble&amp;quot; Yeah, it&amp;#039;s all in the title \u2014 though at least he&amp;#039;s not married. This guy is SUCH a bad, rebel-without-a-cause hipster boyfriend that even when you thought he&amp;#039;d written you a soulful love song, he&amp;#039;d actually just stolen a track from a Conor Oberst album you didn&amp;#039;t know about.   16. The Kid Playing Young T-Swift&amp;#039;s Fourth Grade Boyfriend in &amp;quot;Everything Has Changed&amp;quot; Taylor&amp;#039;s 8-year-old boyfriend is insufferable, it must be said. He&amp;#039;s drinking coffee on the school bus, pretending he can read The Notebook, and even makes little Taylor skip class so he can go speak Parseltongue with some other class&amp;#039;s pet snake. He can&amp;#039;t even decorate a cookie, for goodness sake. And then he grows up to be Ed Sheeran, so basically, kill it with fire. #sorrynotsorry.  15. The Private School Hornball From &amp;quot;The Story Of Us&amp;quot; Ugh this guy is such a damp squib I don&amp;#039;t know what Taylor even saw in him in the first place aside from the fact that he&amp;#039;s probably packing a sizeable trust fund. Seriously, the boarding school setting for this music video has WOOD PANELED WALLS, and if that doesn&amp;#039;t stink of old money, it&amp;#039;s not just because everyone in said school spritzed on too much Lilly Pulitzer perfume this morning. Besides, the only person who can pull off geek chic glasses in a Taylor Swift music video is Taylor herself.  14. The Guy Who Gets Left Behind In &amp;quot;Tim McGraw&amp;quot; He seems nice enough, but to be honest any song titled &amp;quot;Tim McGraw&amp;quot; that doesn&amp;#039;t feature actual prime McGraw beefsteak in the accompanying music video is going to be a letdown.   13. Also This Guy She Dumped In &amp;quot;Back To December&amp;quot; Very little to say here \u2014 Taylor is sad she and this guy broke up (her fault, apparenrtly; oopsies) but he&amp;#039;s trudging around in the snow for the whole video, so even though he&amp;#039;s wearing a scarf, he probably has the flu now and you just don&amp;#039;t want to be around that.  12. The Unrequited Crush From &amp;quot;Teardrops On My Guitar&amp;quot; Sorry Tyler Hilton, but this is just not happening.  11. The Guitar From &amp;quot;Teardrops On My Guitar&amp;quot; To be fair, in absolutely none of T-Swift&amp;#039;s other music videos does she cuddle in bed all close-up like this with a guy or, say, a xylophone, so this guitar has got some moves.  10. The Sad Sack From &amp;quot;You Belong With Me&amp;quot; OK, so Lucas Till is in the X-Men franchise these days and it&amp;#039;s always awesome to date a guy with super powers. But he&amp;#039;s still a bad Bieber haircut past clueless in this music video, choosing to date the bad, skanky HBIC Taylor while his quirky soulmate, good girl Taylor pines for him quietly. He only realizes the error of his ways when he&amp;#039;s left lonesome on prom night, which I think is mostly self-serving. BOO. P.S. In theory, it&amp;#039;s all fine for amorous teens to have a view of other amorous teens&amp;#039; bedrooms, but the fun and games stop once someone&amp;#039;s caught jerking off.   9. The Gay Boyfriend From &amp;quot;Mean&amp;quot; There&amp;#039;s actually no evidence in &amp;quot;Mean&amp;quot; that T-Swift is dating this guy, but given her history in the real world let&amp;#039;s not pretend she didn&amp;#039;t crush on at least one gay guy during her high-school years. They bonded over show tunes, I mean, and that&amp;#039;s serious. The first person you let borrow your RENT soundtrack is someone with whom you&amp;#039;re entwined for life.  8. The Tray Cake From &amp;quot;22&amp;quot; Anyone who says they&amp;#039;ve never considered entering into a romantic relationship with cake is a liar.   7. The Blink And You&amp;#039;ll Miss Him Jock Hottie From &amp;quot;You Belong With Me&amp;quot; Sure, this guy pops up for all of two seconds in the video and it&amp;#039;s very easy to be distracted by bad Taylor&amp;#039;s Party City drag queen wig, but I feel like there&amp;#039;s potential here.   6. The Romeo From &amp;quot;Love Story&amp;quot; I mean he&amp;#039;s T-Swift&amp;#039;s take on Shakespeare&amp;#039;s finest star-crossed lover come to life, and he can pull off more Edwardian-style neck frippery than Mr. Darcy ever could. HE IS BEAUTIFUL. Also this guy (Justin Gaston) dated Miley Cyrus for a while in the real world, so he&amp;#039;s probably got lots of fun stories to tell.  5. The Parisian Dreamboat From &amp;quot;Begin Again&amp;quot; I made a GIF because I have ~**VERY**~ strong feelings about this delectable French specimen, and OMG when he coyly bites his thumb like that I melt like Brie cheese on a romantic fondue date night at some cafe on the Left Bank. That said, any relationship with a French guy culminates in him painting you nude like his &amp;quot;French girls&amp;quot; and then before you know it there are naked photos of you on the Internet, which is no fun at all.  4. The Perfect, Perhaps Even Too Perfect, Guy From &amp;quot;Ours&amp;quot; He loves cats, snuggling, and playing in a pile of leaves on crisp fall afternoons. Also he&amp;#039;s an active member of the U.S. military and T-Swift incorporates a version of those teary viral video moments where soldiers come home and their families cry into the &amp;quot;Ours&amp;quot; music video, so how can you not fall in love? But then maybe he&amp;#039;s too good to be true and secretly plays Magic: The Gathering on the weekend or something that would totally not be compatible with T-Swift/your lifestyle. Let&amp;#039;s also take a moment to appreciate the sad cat stickers adorning office drone Taylor&amp;#039;s computer.  3. The Guy Getting Dumped (For Good) In &amp;quot;We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together&amp;quot; Bear with me, because there&amp;#039;s a number of good reasons for this high placement. 1) He&amp;#039;s the music video equivalent of JAKE GYLLENHAAL, and if you&amp;#039;re not interested in that then I don&amp;#039;t even know what to say at this point. 2) This guy is smoking, and now that T-Swift is done with him he&amp;#039;s back on the market. 3) And when I say smoking, I mean he (Noah Mills) is a legitimate male supermodel. Enjoy some gratuitous photos and agree with me that Taylor is crazy for kicking him to the curb. Also for wearing squirrel-patterned pajamas.  Oh and he also played Samantha&amp;#039;s boy-toy in the second Sex and the City movie.   2. The Bad Boyfriend From &amp;quot;Picture To Burn&amp;quot; I don&amp;#039;t care how much of a douchebag this guy is for two-timing Taylor with some harlot in a red satin blouse, he has a jacked-up pick-up truck and a perfect jawline. (Seriously, take me off-roading, and by off-roading I mean something dirty.) Also, the fact that he immediately knows Taylor is responsible when he comes home to a trashed house suggests there&amp;#039;s ANOTHER SIDE to the story of their relationship and I am totally prepared to sit down and listen over coffee sometime so pls call me kk?  1. And The Good Boyfriend From &amp;quot;Mine&amp;quot; In addition to his all-American A&amp;amp;amp;F model good looks, this guy is one of the very few with whom Taylor actually settles down with over the course of a music video. They fall in love, they move in together, get married and even have a kid \u2014 without aging at all. It&amp;#039;s comforting to know the hottie you shack up with in your early 20s is going to stay just so, don&amp;#039;t you think? Also, there&amp;#039;s a beach scene and possibly the most delightful moment in any T-Swift music video video (trust me, I&amp;#039;ve watched them all today). It&amp;#039;s this:  Now, try and tell me this guy shouldn&amp;#039;t be #1 on the list why don&amp;#039;t you? Oh and one honorable mention: PEETA MELLARK, because Taylor wrote that song &amp;quot;Safe and Sound&amp;quot; for The Hunger Games movie soundtrack and even though Peeta doesn&amp;#039;t feature in the music video he&amp;#039;s still everyone&amp;#039;s dream boyfriend. Follow Alex on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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