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"This hilarious, weird, kinda dark, definitely catchy song from singer-songwriters Lucy White and Katie Weachter is what you&amp;#039;ll be humming to yourself for the rest of the day. It&amp;#039;s funny, goofy, sweet, and silly, and it perfectly captures what it&amp;#039;s like to be single. Oh, the glorious, horrible humanity of eating an entire plate of brownies by yourself.  I will say, as a non-single lady, that eating pizza in bed is the thing I miss most. Why does it taste so much better when you&amp;#039;re watching Grey&amp;#039;s Anatomy under a pile of covers? One of life&amp;#039;s greatest mysteries!      Here are the lyrics from the YouTube channel: Sittin at home watching TV Haven&amp;#039;t left the couch in about 3 weeks I don&amp;#039;t even know when I last showered But Bachelor&amp;#039;s on in the next hour Checkin my phone to see who called Lucky for me it was just my mom Friends all out with significant others And I&amp;#039;m just here with a meat lovers Ohh this is life when you&amp;#039;re single Ohh you&amp;#039;re too awkward to mingle And all your friends have boyfriends And they&amp;#039;re out again And you&amp;#039;re wearing a tshirt And eating pizza in bed Bought a new dress with nowhere to wear it But I got a plate of brownies and don&amp;#039;t have to share em I haven&amp;#039;t shaved my legs since last October And can&amp;#039;t remember when I was last kissed sober You&amp;#039;re [sic] very best friend is a 9.9  And with the right lighting you&amp;#039;re a solid 5 You&amp;#039;re life wasn&amp;#039;t written by Nicholas Sparks Boys only like you in the dark [Ed.: That&amp;#039;s not true! You&amp;#039;re all perfect 10s!] Ohh this is life when you&amp;#039;re single Ohh you&amp;#039;re too awkward to mingle And all your friends have boyfriends And they&amp;#039;re out again And you&amp;#039;re wearing a tshirt And eating pizza in bed Ohh this is life when you&amp;#039;re single Ohh you don&amp;#039;t want that last Pringle But who will eat it if you don&amp;#039;t? &amp;#039;Cause you live alone It&amp;#039;s bad news when fast food is right next to your home Ohh this is life when you&amp;#039;re single Ohh you just joined Christian Mingle Cause your family feels bad and they say to stay strong When they&amp;#039;re secretly questioning What team you&amp;#039;re on Ohh this is life when you&amp;#039;re single Ohh you&amp;#039;re too awkward to mingle And all your friends have boyfriends And they&amp;#039;re out again And you&amp;#039;re wearing a tshirt And eating pizza in bed Follow Laura on Twitter.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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