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"\n\nFacebookPinterestSTYLEGUYARCHIVE_Rubric.gif\n\nAh, the wedgie! If you mean that your alma mater was actually the scene of its invention, please advise. I was under the impression that this initiatory form of assault dates back several thousand years to the ancient prep schools of Sodom. As for the design-induced auto-wedgie, the only way to prevent it is to wear underwear and trousers that fit properly. Not only are excessively tight pants uncomfortable and d\u00E9class\u00E9, they can also restrict one's running ability, which may prove problematic when encountering drunken frat-holes with wedgies on their minds. High-minded individuals, or those who find adjusting their asses in public to be ungentlemanly, should wear normal-rise jeans and regular briefs\u2014slim-fit bors are also an option. Please advise where you traded in your bor shorts. I have several pairs I would like to replace and don't know of any retailers with such a program."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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