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"1. Any kind of heart jewelry. Men stop learning what to buy for gifts after we hit the sixth grade. Puberty scrambled up our brains pretty well, so we didn&amp;#039;t have time to learn about concepts like &amp;quot;being thoughtful.&amp;quot; Which is why jewelry with any kind of heart design on it is a go-to for men who can&amp;#039;t come up with good gifts. 2. Stuffed teddy bears. This is OK to do if he won it at a carnival game for a dollar. If he gives it to you in any other situation, it&amp;#039;s not OK because he could have won it for you at a carnival game for a dollar. 3. Fighting over you. Blame Road House or This Means War or Love Fighters for making men think it&amp;#039;s romantic as all hell to get in another fight with a guy over you and then get arrested for assault and do two years time. There&amp;#039;s nothing romantic about conjugal visits. 4. Playing &amp;quot;Wonderwall.&amp;quot; If you are a woman and you&amp;#039;ve been single sometime between 1995 and now, someone has played you &amp;quot;Wonderwall&amp;quot; on their acoustic guitar in an attempt to get in your pants. And, unless that person was Noel Gallagher, it was probably terrible. 5. Terrible home-cooked meals. Sure, putting in the effort and having a three-course home-cooked meal can be great, but no man should force anyone to choke down burnt chicken by candlelight. Nothing is romantic about spending a weekend with food poisoning. 6. Public proposals. These can be romantic, but not if pressure and social situations give you anxiety. This isn&amp;#039;t a &amp;quot;tree falls in the woods&amp;quot; kind of case. Things can be romantic without a hundred people witnessing it. 7. Buying anything that requires some kind of serious commitment. You know what sounds romantic? A new car for Christmas. You know what isn&amp;#039;t romantic? Starting off the new year with crushing debt. Animals, houses, and anything that costs as much as a year&amp;#039;s worth of mortgage payments probably is not something he should be buying for you. 8. Scaring the crap out of you. There&amp;#039;s nothing cute about sneaking up behind you and scaring you while you&amp;#039;re making a salad. That&amp;#039;s how people get stabbed. 9. Tickle fights. Tickle fights are lots of forced laughter and labored breathing and then someone gets reflexively punched in the eye. 10. Last-minute confessions of love. How many of your vacations have been ruined because someone thought it was a great time to pour their heart out to you and you awkwardly have to tell them you don&amp;#039;t feel the same way? Follow Frank on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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