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"If you grew up in the '90s, you were probably at least familiar with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, if not totally obsessed with them. Well, Michael Bay (Transformers) is producing a remake, and he's adjusting the Turtles' origin story. Now, instead of ooze-coated reptiles, they're aliens."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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