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" April 23, 2008   More powerful than a bad Cathy Horyn review. Able to leap from Barneys uptown to Jeffrey&amp;#039;s downtown in a single bound. Look! At the Javitts Center! It&amp;#039;s a tranny! It&amp;#039;s a fashion victim! It&amp;#039;s Nudeinator! Most sensible individuals would turn down an invitation to dress up like a makeshift superhero on their first free Saturday in over a month as well as the morning after a surprise, tequila-fueled birthday celebration (a prowess of super fashion never reveals her age). I, on the other hand, am not sensible and boldly went where no woman-in fashion at least-has gone before: Comic Con. My mission: to disguise my physical appearance \u2013by way of fall&amp;#039;s powerful pr\u00EAt-a-porter-and transform into a pre-teen wet dream meets WWF sidekick bimbo costumed crime fighter. After a little research on some of the more noted comic book characters-Superman, Batman, Spiderman-I dove into one of my more honorable styling jobs wearing a nude Margiela body suit, chestnut chiffon cape, black vinyl gloves, patent corset belt and Louis Vuitton grey leather wedge knee-high boots. My character: the Nudeinator. My power: to propel a force of energy that causes anyone who double-crosses me to lose all clothing and accessories. Potentially this could be a special edition issue where the hero becomes the villain. In the case of the Nudeinator, exposure to an Hermes green croc Kelly bag is like Kryptonite nullifying all powers of judgment and abandonment of moral code and social service. But instead of crawling up in a ball crying like some sissy boy in tights, I would turn to the dark side and use my powers to benefit my own wardrobe and strip her arm of all overpriced accessories and take them for my own pleasure. Spending an afternoon away from my mortal self at Comic Con with my forceful Louis Vuitton footwear reconfirms a principle I have long held to be true. Like Clark Kent and his dark framed glasses and his knee-high vinyl red boot wearing meteor immobilizing alter-ego Superman, power is in your accessories.  -Malina V. Joseph "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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