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"Your texts are about to get totally wasted. \nOn Dec. 3, 1992, a software architect in the U.K. sent the world's first text message. In the 21 years since its invention, texting has emerged as an integral part of our connected lives. We text happy moments, sad moments and, most importantly, drunk moments.\nSee also: A Brief History of Text Messaging\nSo put down that Mai Tai and figure out what type of drunk texter you are, below.\n\n\nDrunk Texters\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. The Philosopher\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. The Lonely Bar Goer\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. The Inappropriate Hashtagger \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. The Bruncher\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. The \"I'm Not Even Drunk\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. The Apologizers\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. The Life Examiner\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. The Out-of-Nowhere Random\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. The Unintelligible \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. The Amnesiac \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. The Lost Friend\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n12. The Emoji Storyteller \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n13. The Planner\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n14. The Awkward Sexter\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n15. The Touchy Feeler\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n16. The Party Hopper\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n17. The Random Thoughts\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n18. The Constant Updater\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n19. The Mom\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n20. The Instigator \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n21. The Recent Single\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage: Keystone/Getty Images"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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