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" Looper &amp;quot;Existential M\u00F6bius strip.&amp;quot; \u2014Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly &amp;quot;Warding off wandering hobos with a shotgun, and mauling a tree stump with an ax.&amp;quot; \u2014Steven Rea, Philadelphia Inquirer &amp;quot;Dear God, what have they done to Joseph Gordon-Levitt&amp;#039;s face?&amp;quot; \u2014Ty Burr, Boston Globe &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Shit fries your brain like an egg.&amp;#039;&amp;quot; \u2014David Edelstein, New York Magazine &amp;quot;Soviet-era Maytag.&amp;quot; \u2014Richard Corliss, Time  Won&amp;#039;t Back Down &amp;quot;Swinging a chainsaw around in class.&amp;quot; \u2014Peter Debruge, Variety &amp;quot;A tenured cow who browses Zappos.com.&amp;quot; \u2014Mary Pols, Time &amp;quot;Douchey ukulele.&amp;quot; \u2014Andrew O&amp;#039;Hehir, Salon Hotel Transylvania &amp;quot;Rapping, in a Dracula accent ... Auto-Tuned.&amp;quot; \u2014Glenn Kenny, MSN Soloman Kane &amp;quot;Who knew there were skinhead and zombie equivalents in late-Elizabethan England?&amp;quot; \u2014Mark Feeney, Boston Globe STEPHEN MARCHE: Looper and Endless Dystopia at the Movies Read More Context-Free Lines from Movie Reviews &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; Follow The Culture Blog on RSS and on Twitter at @ESQCulture. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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