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"DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed in this blog post do not apply to anyone in the known universe other than Madonna. Any other fifty-somethings reading this content and believing it relates to them or their style (I&amp;#x27;m talking to you, Mom!) should have express knowledge that the wearing of hot pants is strictly prohibited for anyone and everyone who is not said pop star. So, yeah, this happened over the weekend. Madonna, aged 53 and mother of four children, took to the dance floor at a party in New York City wearing fishnet tights, over-the-knee boots, and a pair of satin shorts so itty bitty, they teeter dangerously close to underwear territory. Oh, and she&amp;#x27;s also getting down with a guy who looks to be about half her age. Back in May, I posed a very important question: &amp;quot;Who the heck are hotpants made for, anyway?&amp;quot; I asked in a blog post. Behold, your answer. Nobody--and I mean nobody--who is not Madonna should ever attempt to recreate an outfit this provocative, daring, and (sorry!) downright skanky, but the Material Girl is working the heck out of it, in my humble opinion. Sure, she&amp;#x27;s probably embarrassing her teenage daughter like no carpooling mom in curlers could ever dream of, but when you&amp;#x27;ve sold 300 million albums and hold the distinction of the Guinness World Records&amp;#x27; top-selling female recording artist of all time, that&amp;#x27;s pretty much your right. It doesn&amp;#x27;t hurt that her body looks like it belongs to a 25-year-old, either. I hereby grant Madonna exemption from any and all fashion rules past, present or future, because this look right here defines the &amp;quot;F**k it!&amp;quot; attitude that makes her worth watching at age 53, and that&amp;#x27;s something no amount of appropriate mom jeans can ever compete with. Your thoughts, ladies? PLUS! - Truth or Dare: Will you wear Madonna&amp;#x27;s new clothing line? - Happy birthday, Madonna! Here are 5 looks from your 52nd year we kinda want to steal - Why do Madonna&amp;#x27;s songs sound like dating dealbreakers? Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage for Smirnoff Want even more STF? Follow us on Twitter! Latest Tweets!Follow us on Twitter!jQuery(&amp;quot;.blog-tweets&amp;quot;).tweet({username:[&amp;quot;glamour_fashion&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;cindi_leive&amp;quot;], count: 3}); "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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