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" What makes you most likely to say yes to a date with a guy? a) He&amp;#x27;s hot. b) He&amp;#x27;s nice. c) He buys you a boob job first. If you answered (c), well, I think your boobs are fine as they are, but I do have the perfect dating site for you. Carrot Dating, brought to you by Brandon Wade, the mastermind behind this terrible dating site and also this terrible dating site, is another terrible dating site. This time, the premise is bribery, or the only &amp;quot;method of manipulation that has stood the test of time.&amp;quot; And, yes, a boob job is evidently one of the possible bribes. Um. Why is it necessary to incorporate bribery and/or boob jobs into your love life? Here&amp;#x27;s the explanation from the press kit: Women have all the power in the online dating world: They receive countless messages from suitors, while men struggle for even a single reply. A new mobile application, Carrot Dating, is now helping men get noticed by letting them bribe their way to a first date. By &amp;amp;#8220;dangling&amp;amp;#8221; the right &amp;amp;#8220;carrot&amp;amp;#8221; in front of beautiful girls, suitors can convince anyone to say &amp;amp;#8220;yes&amp;amp;#8221; to a first date. I would explain why I hate everything about this site, but I have faith in all of you that you don&amp;#x27;t really need any explanation. If you are feeling unsure, consider this sentence from the founder: &amp;quot;Women love presents like dogs love treats.&amp;quot; I&amp;#x27;m sorry, who is the dog in this scenario? Would a bribe EVER incentivize you to go on a date? Better sites to try: *Just in Time for Halloween, You Can Find a Date With a Ghost! (Why yes, I DO think a ghost is better than a guy who bribes you.) *The 10 Most Popular Dating Sites of 2012, According to Google *Be Honest: Would You Try a Dating Site Without Pictures? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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