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"   Some labels on prescription bottles say not to take while operating heavy machinery\u2013how about getting dressed in the morning? My less than ample, overpriced Manhattan apartment is what one would imagine any deranged fashion assistant to be, like a stick of dynamite detonated on the fourth floor of Barneys with Martin Margiela nude body suits and Balenciaga black skinny jeans covering Madison between 60th and 61st. In addition, I have a rare collection of sequined dresses from the early eighties, feather hats, bustiers and many formerly crawling creatures that magically evolved into a coat, vest and hat\u2013Darwinism at its best. Someone assumed fashion girls like their pills, I take the fifth, but will make an exception because tomorrow I am having a root canal which prescribed to me an appetizer and dessert dosage of Vicodin last night. Rising from my Rx-induced coma this moring was hopeless feat. I spent more time brushing out my dreadlocks and exfoliating the collective drool off the corner of my mouth, making me 45 minutes late for work and losing all sense of logic for my work wardrobe options and opting for whatever I could find on my floor\u2013Oliver Twist YSL panst and Margiela nude footaball padded jersey. I must have done something right because my superior said &amp;quot;Doll, you look chic today.&amp;quot; I smiled to myself because every fashion girl loves a doll.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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