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"I was at my boyfriend&amp;#039;s house and we were in his room making out. Thankfully, he left to go get us some popcorn and a movie because, MAN, I had to fart so badly! As soon as he was out of the room, I stuck my butt in his closet door and let it rip! I quickly closed the door so the stench wouldn&amp;#039;t seep in to the room and hopped back on the bed to wait for him. A few seconds later I heard a rustling sound in the closet and his little brother came out. Turns out he&amp;#039;s a tattle tale and told my crush everything! I never do anything when his brothers around anymore! ~Gloria~ Last Halloween, me and my best friend got invited to a costume party. The guy my friend was crushing on was there and she left me to go over and talk to him. That was cool &amp;#039;cause I saw one of my friends standing with her back to me so I went over to say hi. I kinda hit her on the shoulder and said, &amp;quot;Have you seen Daniel? I haven&amp;#039;t seen that hot piece of booty all night.&amp;quot; Then I started laughing and when &amp;quot;she&amp;quot; turned around I came to find out that she wasn&amp;#039;t a she but a he and the he WAS Daniel...the guy I&amp;#039;ve been crushing on since the beginning of the year.   Jessi, 15, Indiana The first half of the first day of school of my freshman year was going just fine... until lunch. I went to a table with my friend and boyfriend and sat down. I thought I felt something on my chair, but I didn&amp;#039;t want to look stupid and get up and look at my butt so I just forgot about it. Well as I went to my next class people were pointing and laughing at me and finally someone was like um is it your time of the month? Of course I was like no... why? They then were like well you have red all over your butt. I was mortified. It turned out that I had sat on ketchup and lunch. For the rest of the day I had to explain that it really was ketchup!   Anne, 15, SD One night, my boyfriend and I were alone together outside. It was a romantic mood , so I decided to give him a hickey. Well, it was my first time trying to give one and I guess I didn&amp;#039;t really know what I was doing because after a few minutes he pulled me away from him and said &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re sucking too hard. You&amp;#039;re hurting me.&amp;quot; I was so embarrassed to see or talk to him for the rest of the week. I am a sophomore at Anoka highschool -- a school whose student body is about 2% black -- As a result, my cousin (female, black, sophomore like me) and I are the 2 only black people in my phys. ed class. We were in a bowling unit so we had to go to this bowling place for about 2 weeks straight. My cousin and I hate bowling probably because we don&amp;#039;t really know how to bowl.   One of the days we went bowling, my went to throw the ball and it flew up and hit her in the lip and she fell on the floor. There was a huge cut on her lip and she was not happy. Two days later we were back at the alley and when it was my turn to bowl, my ball hadn&amp;#039;t come out of the ball thing yet (I&amp;#039;m pretty weak so my ball was extra light) so I just decided to take one of the other heavy balls so I wouldn&amp;#039;t have to wait long for my ball. It was real heavy though and when I went to roll it, it pulled me forward. So I fought and pulled myself back but lost my balance and fell like a whole yard into the alley on my butt. To make matters worse, the whole class saw it and was laughing at me. Now everyone in my gym class probably thinks all black girls can&amp;#039;t bowl.   &amp;quot;slip and fall&amp;quot; We had a sub one day, so we were all talking and not paying attention at all. The whole class was out of hand, throwing paper airplanes, etc. At one point I left to go to the bathroom, and when I was in there, I discovered a post-it on my back. I had actually left the room with one on there! I came back in and waved it in Scott&amp;#039;s face, and the whole class started laughing at me. Scott was like, &amp;quot;didn&amp;#039;t you hear everyone laughing when you left the room?!&amp;quot; Of course I didn&amp;#039;t. Then my crush went and pointed out that I&amp;#039;d had like 16 on my back the other day, which made everyone laugh even more. Now my crush thinks I&amp;#039;m this insane person whom they like to call &amp;quot;Sticky Bob&amp;quot;. My gym teacher totally favors my friend and I so we usually try to take advantage of it. One day we asked if we could go to our algebra class to &amp;quot;catch up&amp;quot; and of course he let us go. We walked around for a while, then my friend dared me to go into the guys&amp;#039; bathroom and pee on a urinal. I thought no one would come in because it was during class, and plus she said she would guard the door (whatever). So I started going and of course not only was my crush in the one stall, and just happened to walk out, but a janitor walked in, and I freaked out. My friend opened the door and explained to them that I had some mental problems. It was so embarrassing, and now my crush always pats me on the back when he walks by and asks me how I&amp;#039;m doing.  April, Houston,TX One time my boyfriend invited me to this really fancy restaurant and I decided to wear my brand new hot tube top and new leather mini-skirt. Our date was going really well and the food was great........until I spilled a glass of soda on my new white tube top. I was trying to get it off and I accidentally pulled down my shirt. The waiter, who looked almost 70, asked me for my number, and said &amp;quot;we can meet later on and have some fun!!&amp;quot; I was so embarrassed and I never go back to that restaurant and I burned the white tube top to ashes. That was the last tube top this girl will ever wear.   Deborah, New York ,16 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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