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"  Halloween is this weekend? How the hell did that happen already? So what now? It could be a good excuse buy an investment piece, but if you&amp;#039;re looking for something a little less easier, every day this week the Fashion Department here at Esquire has offered a fool-proof, last-minute costume idea. Last up: Features Editor Richard Dorment. It&amp;#039;s the day before the day before Halloween, and if you&amp;#039;re still looking for a costume, well, time is running out. Scary. So we&amp;#039;ve saved the easiest, and arguably scariest costume for last: Mark Zuckerberg. Is there anything scarier than a vindictive, socially dysfunctional, new-media mogul in shower shoes with more money than God? That could be the description of the newest Bond villain as easily as the real life inspiration for The Social Network. Menace aside, this is an impossibly easy costume to put together: First, don&amp;#039;t shower from now until your party. Second, pull out those flannel pajama pants that you&amp;#039;ve been meaning to throw out for the better part of a decade. Then purchase the least comfortable Adidas slides you can find and you&amp;#039;re almost home free. All you need is the cap-off \u2014 either a ratty hooded sweatshirt or a terrycloth robe, and you&amp;#039;re all set. You&amp;#039;re welcome. And if anyone asks, you&amp;#039;ve been planning this for months. EARLIER: Why Zuckerberg Is Not a Style Icon &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt;  MORE: Last Minute Do-It-Yourself Halloween Costume Ideas &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt;  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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