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"Spoiler Alert! Who watches Desperate Housewives on ABC? I do, I do! This past Sunday Lynette&amp;#x27;s teenage son, Porter continued his tryst with his friend&amp;#x27;s mom, Anne. You read that right. Mom. Ew. More after the jump.Lynette found out about the indecent romp and bitch-slapped Anne in the ladies room. Would you? I would. Sure, Lynette has every right to be disappointed in Porter, but he&amp;#x27;s a kid. Anne is the adult and she crossed the line. And now, Anne is Storked! Hooray for Hollywood! The ep ended with Porter digging through a shoe-box of cash under his bed that is going to fund their disappearing act--or pay for an abortion? Unfortunately the story-line didn&amp;#x27;t just remind me of the movie Notes on a Scandal. Cate Blanchette plays a school teacher who has an affair with her fifteen-year-old student. In real life this happens all the time too. In my own town of Wayne, NJ, a teacher at Wayne Hills high school admitted to sexual misconduct and promised never to teach in NJ again. Then there&amp;#x27;s the case of Christine Scarlett who had sex with her seventeen-year-old student and got Storked! The student&amp;#x27;s mother maintains she explained to Scarlett that her son suffered brain damage at birth in a parent/teacher conference and expected her to help rear his education--that&amp;#x27;s all. In court the student read a prepared statement: &amp;quot;You should have been helping me, because you were my teacher,&amp;quot; he said, addressing Scarlett. &amp;quot;You knew I had brain problems, and you were so much older than I was.&amp;quot; Is the line ever grey, though? Take the example from Wayne. The teacher waited until the girls were 18 before having full-on sex with them. (Gee, thanks!) Before that they just passionately kissed in empty classrooms after school. (Translation: A married teacher made out with his students.) Does an 18-year-old (technically an adult) know what&amp;#x27;s right and wrong--or is the teacher/adult always to blame? The teacher/adult is always to blame. Enough. What do you think?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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