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"Bill was a hired infomercial actor pretending to be on the brink. He used to lose at least half a dozen iPods to relentless and cunning thieves, continually able to outsmart him and relieve him of his portable music boxes. Then, like a shining light at the end of the tunnel, along came Hide-a-Pod*. \"It was like a dream come true,\" Bill exclaimed: \"I picked up a Hide-a-Pod, and I haven't lost an iPod since. If I leave it somewhere and go back later it's always right there were I left it.\" Harnessing the mathematical perfection of ugliness that only the Brown Zune possesses, Hide-a-Pod makes iPods physically invisible to lower standing members of society. You too can be like Bill, by ordering the Hide-a-Pod today![Thanks, David]*Warning: Hide-a-Pod not a real product. Will cause extreme ridicule if taken seriously."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.engadget.com/2007/07/15/brown-zune-finds-meaning-in-hide-a-pod/>