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"  Remember the guy and gal from Oregon\u00A0who got busted doing a little oral/hand-on-vag action on a plane bound for Vegas? Well, while the pair won&amp;#039;t head to court on federal charges of\u00A0committing lewd, indecent, and obscene acts on an airplane\u00A0until later this month, the consequences for that in-flight hanky-panky, if you will, have already begun for Christopher Martin. Martin was recently fired from his job at Troon Vineyard. A company which his DAD owns. Ouch. Doing some major damage control, the company issued not one, but two letters on its Facebook page: The first explained that Martin was on an indefinite leave of absence and the second reiteratied that there are 22 people on the Troon team\u2014so just because Martin&amp;#039;s a rotten grape, so to speak, that shouldn&amp;#039;t taint people&amp;#039;s opinions of the entire vineyard. \u00A0 So, federal charges + unemployment + being shunned by your former co-workers + your own dad thinking you&amp;#039;re a skeeze? Whew! That&amp;#039;s a high price to pay for third base, right? Luckily, the guy probably has a stockpile of wine to ease the pain. But let this be a lesson to us all: Joining the mile-high club\u00A0is not quite as awesome as it might seem.\u00A0 Want more from Natasha? Follow her on Twitter or find her on Facebook. \u00A0 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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