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" I&amp;#039;m just going to come out and confess: I faked it this morning. It&amp;#039;s not like I&amp;#039;ve never faked it before. And it&amp;#039;s not like I&amp;#039;ve never faked it with D. But I haven&amp;#039;t done it in a long time. And I haven&amp;#039;t done it since\u2014about two months into our relationship\u2014he said, &amp;quot;S., you&amp;#039;d never fake it with me, right?&amp;quot; And I said, &amp;quot;Of course not!&amp;quot; perhaps a little too enthusiastically. And he said, &amp;quot;Hmmm, OK, well from now on don&amp;#039;t fake it, OK?&amp;quot; And I didn&amp;#039;t until this morning. Yesterday we chose the Passion Propeller then I set my alarm 15 minutes early so we could bang it out in the morning. After the Erotic Accordion, this was the position that had me most nervous and freaked out. And now that I&amp;#039;ve done the Erotic Accordion and know that I most definitely do not like looking at D.&amp;#039;s butt from weird angles, I wasn&amp;#039;t too thrilled about the prospect of doing the Propeller. Especially since it calls for some awkward shifting, rotating, and spinning. You may not realize this from the image (I sure as hell didn&amp;#039;t), but the Kama Sutra explains that you start in missionary then the guy does a 360 degree spin, &amp;quot;the way a propeller would spin around the top of a helicopter&amp;quot;. Oh god. Following some quick foreplay (I&amp;#039;m talking less than a minute) D. got on top and started thrusting. I was feeling pretty good. Until D. started spinning. OK, so it&amp;#039;s not exactly a spin. I would call it more of a most-awkward-and-unnatural-movement-I&amp;#039;ve-ever-witnessed-outside-of-Cirque-de-Soleil. At one point, when our bodies were perpendicular to each other, D. slipped out and I said, &amp;quot;Why don&amp;#039;t you just get into the position then we&amp;#039;ll line ourselves up again?&amp;quot; He did just that and then started thrusting again while I tried to look anywhere, but at his ass. (We didn&amp;#039;t do full 360 spins, like the book calls for...it was just too much.) I think D. was a little thrown off by the fact that his face was so far away from mine and he didn&amp;#039;t have any way of gauging whether or not I was enjoying myself. Because he kept asking, &amp;quot;Do you like it?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Does it feel good?&amp;quot; In my head, I answered, No and No, but because of yesterday&amp;#039;s sex session I wanted to make sure D. really liked it. And part of making sure a guy likes it is letting him know you like it. So I told him it felt really good. And then...well, I got carried away. I decided I needed to prove to him that we could have really awesome sex and both finish together. So just as he was finishing, I put on a little show and moaned, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m coming.&amp;quot; [Editor&amp;#039;s Note: Check out why those two words are the hottest thing you can say in bed.] And now I just feel guilty for lying. Though I&amp;#039;m going to be honest with you guys\u2014it did make me feel like we were back on track, so to speak. D.&amp;#039;s weirdness yesterday really got to me and for some reason, faking it today erased that weirdness. Not that I&amp;#039;m endorsing faking an O. Just sayin&amp;#039; that as long as you&amp;#039;re not doing it regularly, I don&amp;#039;t think it&amp;#039;s the worst thing you can do. What do you think about occasionally faking it for a guy&amp;#039;s benefit? Do you ever pretend to enjoy a position more than you actually do? Would you be upset if you found out your boyfriend/husband faked it? Or is it NBD? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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