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"FacebookPinterest\n\nWith the revelation that Anthony Weiner sent his sex pics under the moniker \"Carlos Danger\"\u2014a name out-porno-ed only, ironically, by his actual name\u2014comes a healthy reminder than when you've decided to digitally transmit your Johnson, it's helpful to go by another name. (And if you're thinking, But Weiner got caught!, he's the exception to the rule: John Meyer's never been caught dropping dong\u2014not even once!) So with that in mind, we've come up with a list of salami-sending pseudonyms the most famous culprits should have used; just think, if Brett Favre had taken our advice, we'd remember him mostly for shilling Wranglers.\n\nBrett Favre: \"Mississippi Queso\"\n\nGreg Oden: \"Juan Caution\"\n\nKanye West: \"Black Skinhead\"\n\nChris Brown: \"Beaty Gonzalez\"\n\nPete Wentz: \"Ball Out Boy\"\n\nMichael Stipe: \"Kenneth Frequencia\"\n\nTito Ortiz: \"Brosip Tito\"\n\nTyrann Mathieu: \"Honey Boner\"\n\nNeal Schon: \"Steve Perry\"\n\nRon Artest: \"Metta World Penis\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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