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" You already know the Vince Guaraldi Trio and Mariah Carey classics. So this is yourholidaze playlist: 30 of the weirdest, most disturbing and subversive Christmas songs ever. Listen to the playlist on Esquire Spotify here or scroll down Stephen Colbert, &amp;quot;Just Another Christmas Song&amp;quot;      Because the tradition of songs about Christmas songs is the gift that keeps on giving. Sir Mack Rice, &amp;quot;Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin&amp;#039;&amp;quot;      Because even St. Nick has needs. The Kinks, &amp;quot;Father Christmas&amp;quot;      Because sometimes only cash will do. Fear, &amp;quot;Another Christmas Beer&amp;quot;      Because sometimes family drives us to drink. Nick Lowe, &amp;quot;Christmas at the Airport&amp;quot;      Because your flight home has only a 40-percent on-time arrival rate. Bootsy Collins, &amp;quot;Boot-Off&amp;quot;      Because it&amp;#039;s a timeless reminder that if you fake the funk your nose will grow. Asylum Street Spankers, &amp;quot;Trim Your Tree&amp;quot;      More of Andy Langer&amp;#039;s Songs of the Week &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; Follow The Culture Blog on RSS and on Twitter at @ESQCulture. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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