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"  1. You wear the same outfit every day. Even if it is cute, don&amp;#039;t you ever want to switch it up with some Forever 21 crop top?  MORE: Cara Delevingne&amp;#039;s New Disney Jeans Are The Best Things Ever  2. You need to be able to communicate **Flawlessly** with animals. Even if you don&amp;#039;t like bluebirds, you need to be fake-nice to it, because one day you&amp;#039;ll need it to help you clean. 3. You can&amp;#039;t ever cut your hair. No #shorthairdontcare for you.   MORE: The Hottest New Celebrity Haircuts4. There&amp;#039;s a pretty good chance you&amp;#039;ll be a maid for awhile. Or live alone in a tower. With no WiFi.   5. You have zero female friends whatsoever. No, that female bluebird does not count as a girlfriend. She cannot give an eloquent, yet appealingly edgy toast at your wedding reception. 6. You&amp;#039;re not allowed to have a BGF.   7. You&amp;#039;re pretty much trapped in whatever situation you&amp;#039;re in. To start. 8. You have no cell phone. We don&amp;#039;t think we need to tell you why this is a problem.  9. You never get to french kiss.   10. There are sleeping bags with your face on them. That has to be embarrassing. 11. People photoshop Nicolas Cage&amp;#039;s head onto your body.      12. Your dad is usually pretty controlling. Even if he is good at heart, like King Triton.  13. Your stepmom is usually evil. 14. Jafar.   15. You&amp;#039;re kind of sassy sometimes, but not when it counts. We&amp;#039;re glad you can spit a good game, but you sure didn&amp;#039;t try to get out of that tower yourself.   MORE: What&amp;#039;s Wrong With Acting Like A Princess?16. You have to sing, even when you&amp;#039;re sad. Sometimes you just do NOT feel like singing a lovely ballad about how everything sucks.  17. You have to rely on a guy (and occasionally a fairy godmother) to do everything. And at the end of the day, your only reward is a boyfriend. (Not you, Merida.)   MORE: 15 Best Things About Frozen Originally posted on:  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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