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"&lt;strong&gt;Literally every single person on Earth&lt;/strong&gt;, or at least a few million of them, is foaming-at-the-mouth excited for today's release of &lt;em&gt;X-Men: Days of Future Past&lt;/em&gt;. Which is why, in pale imitation of &lt;strong&gt;Professor X&lt;/strong&gt;, we at &lt;em&gt;Bon App\u00E9tit&lt;/em&gt; have assembled our own team of mutant superheroes, each with their own astonishing power, each with a secret identity and hidden past, each with an ingredient list and easy-to-follow instructions for preparations. Yes, it's another uncanny recipe slideshow! &lt;p&gt;Growing up in the Scottish highlands, Whiskey on the Rock always knew he was different. But it wasn't until the age of 18 that his superpower manifested itself: He can make you collapse into a puddle of uncontrollable emotion! Relatedly, he can get you drunk very quickly.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;From a very early age, the Softest Scramble was special. His mutant ability? He can confuse his adversaries, but only a little bit, and very gently.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The most powerful member of this X-Men food team, Ramp Kimchi can knock enemies out cold with a wave of fermentational energy. Only problem: He has to wait two to three days for the power to build.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The leader of this ragtag crew, Classic Caesar Salad lends a note of elegance and refinement to any battle with his uncanny ability to be paired with grilled chicken.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;A master of tautology, Cauliflower Steaks (with Cauliflower Pur\u00E9e) induces a vegetative state in her adversaries by forcing them to contemplate culinary redundancy, fractal self-similarity, and the impossibility (or not?) of a vegetable steak.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The telltale rumbling in your stomach is a sure indication you've tussled with KPP. You may have thought you won the battle, but you've lost the war to this Chinese-Jewish mutant.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Can fly.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;You've heard of &lt;strong&gt;Tony Stark&lt;/strong&gt;, a.k.a. Iron Man? Well, this is Tony's Steak, which is actually a good source of iron.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Masters of disguise, the Ultimate Sugar Cookies take on the appearance\u2014and the powers!\u2014of whosoever decorates them. Watch out! The \"ultimate\" here is literal: They're the last cookie you'll ever see... (in this slideshow).&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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