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"    Men have roles \u2014 at work, as a father, as a husband, as a friend \u2014 and those roles have rules. But then there&amp;#039;s the other stuff \u2014 when suddenly there are no rules and everything is out of control. The Oh Sh!t Guide to Being a Man &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; Published in the June/July 2013 issue Keep your mouth shut and wait for your lawyer. However: Don&amp;#039;t refuse to answer simple booking information (name, address, DOB). That will force the officers to book you as John Doe and only lengthen the process. Never tell a police officer what he can&amp;#039;t do (e.g., &amp;quot;You can&amp;#039;t lock me up&amp;quot;). Because he can do a lot, and nothing guarantees he will do it more than you telling him he can&amp;#039;t. Don&amp;#039;t drop names. Cops don&amp;#039;t care that your Uncle Paul is best friends with the police commissioner. (If, however, your Uncle Paul is the commissioner, there&amp;#039;s no harm in letting that be known.) Don&amp;#039;t resist anything, especially if you&amp;#039;re in for something involving violence. Should you choose not to go with the flow, you can tack on resisting arrest (or some such) to your existing charges. Don&amp;#039;t make demands. You will get your phone call, but usually it has to wait until all the paperwork is done. And if you&amp;#039;re nice, you might even get two calls. Call someone who can carry the ball (access money for bail, know whom to call to get you a lawyer after you hang up). This may or may not be your wife. Choose wisely. Get yourself a criminal attorney\u2014not a friend who is a corporate attorney. If you don&amp;#039;t know one, start with a court-appointed lawyer. It&amp;#039;s always better than not having one at all, and most of them are highly qualified. PLUS:  When You&amp;#039;ve Been Caught Cheating? &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; AND:  When Your Girlfriend Gets Hurt &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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