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"   1. You know what? Yes. I don&amp;amp;#146;t have a boyfriend, and even if I did, Real Women Own Vibrators. It doesn&amp;amp;#146;t mean I &amp;amp;#147;can&amp;amp;#146;t get laid!&amp;amp;#148; It was on Sex and the City, and Casey from my dorm has one, and Casey&amp;amp;#146;s really pretty. 2. I don&amp;amp;#146;t want to go to a creepy sex shop. Should I order one online? But how will I know which one I like? 3. Whoa, there are so many. Do I have to measure my vagina? Nah, it&amp;#039;s probably &amp;quot;average&amp;quot; sized. 4. OK&amp;amp;#133; hmm. This one looks cute! But do I want a &amp;amp;#147;cute&amp;amp;#148; one? Nah. 5. I SHOULD NOT HAVE GOOGLED &amp;amp;#147;USING A VIBRATOR.&amp;amp;#148; 6. Can I use it with my roommate in the room? Is that weird? Will it wake her? 7. Should I get one of the ones with all the bells and whistles on it &amp;amp;#151; like the Rabbit &amp;amp;#151; or keep it simple? 8. Nah, I&amp;amp;#146;ll work my way up to the Rabbit. I&amp;amp;#146;m a little overwhelmed and think it looks kinda like a vibrator Glinda the Good Witch would use. 9. Here is a nice, simple, streamlined starter vibrator. Click. 10. OK. Can&amp;amp;#146;t exactly put this on Mom and Dad&amp;amp;#146;s &amp;amp;#147;for emergencies&amp;amp;#148; credit card. So&amp;amp;#133; yup, there goes my own money. Grown Woman. Grown Woman&amp;amp;#146;s Money. IT&amp;amp;#146;S BIG MOMMA&amp;amp;#146;S HOUSE NOW. OK I&amp;amp;#146;ll stop. Five to seven business days later: 11. Oh, look at it!  It&amp;amp;#146;s so cute! It looks like an alien&amp;amp;#146;s loofah! Let&amp;amp;#146;s get some batteries in this thing. 12. Here we go. 13. This isn&amp;amp;#146;t working. Let me watch some YouTube videos demonstrating how to use this. 14. This is working. 15. I am never leaving my house again. RELATED: 12 Things Every Woman Thinks Right Before Sex Follow Anna on Twitter. Photo Credit: HBO "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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