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"  Monday People of Earth, I am pleased to announce that the music-video business is kaput. No need to create another one ever because the greatest music video that could ever be now has been created. Drink it in:      So maybe the music-video industry won&amp;#039;t be going outta business after all. Wednesday Shane MacGowan and Johnny Depp got a bunch of older alt-rockers together to record a Haiti tribute, Creedence-style. Depp even shows up for a blistering guitar solo. Okay, not quite blistering, but okay:      Give a few bucks here, then remember Depp at his rockin&amp;#039; best, Eddie Rebel-style:      Wait a second. Depp stars in The Alice in Wonderland movie opening next week. And Tom Petty also made...       What else was Tom Petty trying to tell us about 2010?! Are there any Tom Petty videos from the &amp;#039;90s about killer-whale attacks? Speaking of that killer-whale attack, I can&amp;#039;t be the only person who thought of this scene from Deep Blue Sea, can I?       Thursday Jay Leno will be back on The Tonight Show on Monday night. Here&amp;#039;s a sneak peek of what to expect:       Meanwhile, Conan joined Twitter. He&amp;#039;s got nearly half a million followers after posting four Tweets. Not too shabby. And lest you go a day without a mind-blowing music video, did you know that KE$HA sang &amp;quot;Karma Police&amp;quot; at her middle-school talent show? Oh, did I say &amp;quot;sang&amp;quot;? I meant clobbered. Absolutely destroyed it:       And, yes, she censored &amp;quot;Hitler&amp;quot; outta there. Nice Southern gal. Friday Lest you get too down over that Boner guy from Growing Pains, there&amp;#039;s always these cats. And, hey, things could be worse: Some lingerie model is apparently running the biggest drug ring in the world. With a face like this?  That&amp;#039;s some serious Zoolander-style stuff right there, eh? Incidentally, have you heard that Zoolander 2 is happening?  Just don&amp;#039;t tell Chuck Liddell:  Saturday Yikes: an earthquake a big one in Chile. The good news? At least glaciers are bleeding, too:  And while plate-shifting might be sending seven-foot waves up and down the Pacific Rim, at least a new filmmaking method called tilt-shifting resulted in this marvelous little moment of joy: Finally, in case you&amp;#039;ve really lost all hope, do yourself a favor and listen to this five-year-old who called 911 when her dad began having trouble breathing. Or, you know, watch &amp;quot;We Are the World&amp;quot; again: Click here for more of the best viral videos, links, and photos ever &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt;  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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