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"Huh? You mean wearing a watch on the right wrist is a signal that you're available for hot impersonal sex in the men's room during lunch hour? I didn't know that. I thought that most men wore their watch on the left wrist because they are right-handed and it's less likely to get banged up over there. For the same reason, southpaws tend to wear them on the right. Your friend is pulling your leg, someone is pulling his, or you are on the end of a long chain-leg pull. If you're a straight man, you should never wear a magenta hankie in your right back pocket, or else someone might try to stick his penis in your armpit."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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