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"Now and again I like to toss a pressing, serious question your way. This is one of those times.Avengers comes out today, guys! I&amp;#x27;m as excited as my husband is! For totally different reasons! This movie is stocked with beautiful specimens. And before you see it--before you go any further in life in general--I think you should decide which superhero you would pick to be your boyfriend. So let&amp;#x27;s examine the options. The Classic: Iron Man. Played by Robert Downey, Jr., he&amp;#x27;s suave, brilliant and has a ton of cool toys. Downsides: you betta like listening to him be clever, because the man&amp;#x27;s speech patterns are like Gilmore Girls on crack. The Boy Wonder: Captain America. Played by Chris Evans, he&amp;#x27;s your pick if your type is, um, all-American. Downsides: he takes that silly shield pretty much everywhere. Your dad&amp;#x27;s gonna have something to say about that. The Passionate One: The Hulk. Played by Mark Ruffalo, he&amp;#x27;s sweet and handsome, but with a terrible temper--perfect for indulging your oh yeah, only I know how to deal with him side. Downsides: no, seriously, a terrible temper. But his hair&amp;#x27;s so perfect. The Rugged One: Thor. Played by Chris Hemsworth, he&amp;#x27;s ideal if you need some vaguely Nordic-looking arm candy who won&amp;#x27;t rock the boat. Also, if Earth blows up, he&amp;#x27;s probably got some friends on other planets you can crash with. Downsides: this guy&amp;#x27;s idea of talking about his feelings is throwing a hammer. The All-Powerful Mogul: Nick Fury. Played by Samuel L. Jackson, he&amp;#x27;s the ultimate older power broker. Downsides: managing S.H.I.E.L.D. is a full-time job. Like mama always said, dating a superhero CEO is a tradeoff. The Crack Shot: Hawkeye. Played by Jeremy Renner, he&amp;#x27;s the perfect bodyguard, thanks to his flair for archery and souped-up arrows. Downsides: he doesn&amp;#x27;t have a true superpower like his buddies, so get ready to sit through some looooong bouts of insecurity. OK, so who&amp;#x27;ll it be, ladies? (Dibs on Ruffalo. I&amp;#x27;ll figure out what to do with the anger issues.) And are you gonna see Avengers this weekend? Who&amp;#x27;s Your Avenger Boyfriend? More Friday fun... Our 11 Strangest Celebrity Crushes (No Judging, Please!) YOUR 10 Strangest Celebrity Crushes! The Dark Knight Rises Trailer: Anne Hathaway&amp;#x27;s Catwoman Appears to Have Superpowers Other Than Jumpstarting Male Puberty! Photo: YouTube/Wikimedia Commons"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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