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"  Things a shoe should do to warrant $89,100: Actually increase your vertical jump. Add at least seven percent to your field-goal percentage. Make you feel better when you&amp;#039;re ill. Give you the ability to walk on water. Up your swagger quotient by ten points. Up your HP by five. The upcoming Air Yeezy 2 \u2014 a few thousand of which will become available Saturday \u2014 does none of those things. We are certainly not saying they&amp;#039;re not handsome shoes, but when a pair of sneakers is reportedly being pre-sold by people who have reservations for an upcoming release for a shoe, and that eBay auction hits nearly six figures, it becomes apparent that the culture of sneakers has officially jumped the velcro-laden, multiple-colorway, neon shark. Please note that the first sentence of this TMZ article actually says, &amp;quot;a mere $245.&amp;quot; Hilarious. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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