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"  As crazy selfies often do, photos of a man with two penises went viral on Reddit over the weekend. I am not posting the photos here because they strike me as the stuff that gets you put on some sort of kinky porn NSA watchlist, but here they are (NSFW!) for you all to gawk at. You know you want to gawk at them. They are FASCINATING. The only appropriate GIF response, by the way, is:  So, as a helpful guide to those (all?) of us now learning men with two penises actually exist, Reddit user &amp;quot;DoubleDickDude&amp;quot; hosted an expansive Ask Me Anything session last night (and into this morning, because so.many.questions). It&amp;#039;s certainly revealing, and worth a read in its entirety. That said, here are the key points you&amp;#039;ll need to impress your friends with over lunch today, because what do you mean this isn&amp;#039;t appropriate for the line at Subway? The science bits Though the medical term is diphallia, DoubleDickDude describes his condition as &amp;quot;congenital and its from some crazy shit going on during development in the womb.&amp;quot; Despite interest from the medical community, his mother refused to allow his participation in tests and studies so that he &amp;quot;didn&amp;#039;t feel like a freak [growing up].&amp;quot; She also tells DoubleDickDude he&amp;#039;s special (because, you know, he has two peens and everyone else has just the one). DoubleDickDude&amp;#039;s mom sounds awesome. That said, he&amp;#039;s had to undergo some surgeries because of &amp;quot;tension issues&amp;quot; in his urethra, and the &amp;quot;seam&amp;quot; between the two appendages &amp;quot;can be a pain&amp;quot; when the skin get sensitive. He considered having one of his penises removed as a teenager, but now says &amp;quot;hell no&amp;quot; to that. Talk about a Sophie&amp;#039;s Choice scenario all the same \u2014 except maybe not, because &amp;quot;doubledickdude&amp;quot; says he prefers his right peen. Also: &amp;quot;My prostate gets inflamed if I don&amp;#039;t ejaculate enough. I&amp;#039;m probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when I cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. otherwise it feels bloated and painful.&amp;quot; And the sex bits This being the good part: yes, he&amp;#039;s received two blow jobs at the same time, and done double penetration all by himself. While receiving anal, he&amp;#039;s also had a guy jerk him off times two \u2014 a reacharound motion which he likens to skiing. (#WinterPornOlympics) Ejaculation is simultaneous, but apparently the right penis is more forthcoming.  Straight guys are reportedly fascinated \u2014 and often want to get touchy feely. Straight girls have apparently gotten &amp;quot;nervous&amp;quot; and said no to sex, but (presumably gay) dudes are always game. That said, he&amp;#039;s currently in a monogamous relationship with a guy and a girl. This is the story of how they (all) met: &amp;quot;They were a couple before they mutually started dating me. She is straight, and he is bisexual and discovered he was when after four months of them both knowing me, they found out about my cocks. It clicked and we&amp;#039;ve been together since.&amp;quot; In conclusion, DoubleDickDude&amp;#039;s final thought: &amp;quot;I really wanna give James Franco a facial. lol.&amp;quot; That&amp;#039;s a scenario with edgy, art house potential for sure.  Follow Alex on Twitter. Photo credit: Leon Neal / AFP / Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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