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" On the last episode of I Wanna Marry Harry, the lovetestants played cricket, made tea, and bid farewell to Andrea (who was painfully uninteresting). This week, there was a hot air balloon, a bloody backflip, and a twerking competition. Will this show ever quit bringing us the most ridiculous moments in reality TV? God, I hope not. Here are all the wackiest, tackiest, and flat-out insane moments that happened on last night&amp;#039;s episode of the show that reminds us that most Americans have no idea what Prince Harry looks like. (Because he looks nothing like this dude.) (Like, nothing.) 1. When Matt (Not-Really-Harry) kept talking about how he wants to be liked for him. He does this every episode, and every episode it sounds sadder and crazier. Simple solution if you want to be liked for you: Be you. Awful solution for getting someone to like you for you: Go on a reality show where you pretend (badly) to be a royal. Ain&amp;#039;t no one here who wants anything more than your title (or your money \u2014 looking at you, Chelsea!) 2. When Kimberly tried to explain what a hot air balloon ride was. It was a unicorn. (No.) It was slow. (Agree.) You see vastness. (OK.) 3. Any time Meghan talked or did anything with her face.  &amp;quot;No offense, Columbus, but you were all over the map.&amp;quot; Where did Meghan come up with this and why is it immediately going into all of my conversations? &amp;quot;Mark, can you pick up milk and bread on your way home?&amp;quot; My partner will ask. &amp;quot;Milk and bread? Those aren&amp;#039;t even in the same aisle.&amp;quot; I will say. &amp;quot;No offense, Columbus, but your shopping list is all over the map.&amp;quot; And then I will flounce out. Bye, Felicia. 4. When Meghan decided who was and wasn&amp;#039;t princess material. Maggie? No. Karina? Yes.  5. When Kimberley said she&amp;#039;s never dated a guy who dresses like Matt before. Girl, he was in pants and a sweater. What do the men you date dress like? Are they wearing jorts and tankinis? You&amp;#039;ve got to upgrade! Pants are a minimum requirement. 6. When the lovetestants named all the British people they know. This comprehensive list included the following people: Prince Harry Prince William David Beckham That&amp;#039;s it! They&amp;#039;re done! 7. When Kimberly thought those were real paparazzi interrupting her dream date and that she was going to be in a magazine.  8. When Carley talked about how she was the smartest and is studying cellomolecular biology with a focus in ophthalmology. First, not a thing. Second, girl, you&amp;#039;re on this show. (Well, you were.) (To be clear: Carley got eliminated.) 9.When my partner asked why Maggie is so orange.  OMG, Allen, you can&amp;#039;t just ask people why they&amp;#039;re orange! 10. When Kelley wouldn&amp;#039;t stop talking about The Notebook. Did you know it is her favorite movie because it features a really great love story and Prince Charming is in it and Kelley is coming to your house to murder you in your sleep while Rose waits in the car? OK. 11. When Maggie decided Matt was Prince Harry based on hair color and then started drinking.   Love you, Maggie! 12. When Matt took off his shirt and it became clear that none of these ladies (except maybe for Kelley) would have anything to do with him if he wasn&amp;#039;t Prince Harry. You know Meghan and Anna Lisa aren&amp;#039;t going for that. 13. When Kelley said her perfect man was Prince Harry. She will literally die if she wins this show. Kelley may be the only actual person in the world who literally can&amp;#039;t even. 14. When Matt said he didn&amp;#039;t want anyone to get hurt (despite the fact that he is lying to a quickly dwindling group of women who think he is a prince). K. 15. When Kelley did a backflip and hit her goddamn head on the boat. And no one took her to the doctor. 16. When one of the lovetestants said having a pool party with Not-Really-Harry was like winning the lottery. Like a really bad lottery where the other prize is getting your ankle chewed off by a rabid wolverine in heat. 17. The twerking. Oh god, the twerking.    18.When the butler said twerking should be illegal.  Agree, Murder Butler of Evil. 19. When Carley refused to twerk because she has a niece who might watch the show. *side-eye* 20. When no one knew that Prince Charles remarried even though it happened years ago.  You&amp;#039;ve got them, Matt! You&amp;#039;re going to win this! RELATED: Recap: The 11 Most Insane Moments From Episode 2 of I Wanna Marry Harry I Wanna Marry Harry Premiere Recap Follow Mark on Twitter. Photo Credits: Fox, Tumblr "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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