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"Celebrities Sued by Jonathan Lee Riches\nSee also our feature \"You Might Get Sued for Reading This Story.\"\nGeorge W. Bush (2006)\n\n Accuses W. of a litany of offenses, including racketeering, sex trafficking, kidnapping, injury to wildlife, and mind manipulation.\nJeff Gordon (2007)\n\n Alleges that the four-time Nascar champion is \"recklessly drivin my life crazy\" by using chemical weapons, tying Riches to his bumper, and dropping Tic-Tacs onto the racetrack. Karl Rove is identified as Gordon's \"tire-changer.\"\nTom Brady (2007)\n\n Accuses the quarterback\u2014along with Patriots head coach Bill Belichick, whom Riches calls a \"peeping Tom Brady\"\u2014of spying on Riches.\nHurricane Ike (2008)\n\n Lists Hurricane Gustav and Tropical Storm Hanna as codefendants. Their crime? \"Destroying [his] civil rights\" and waging \"weather warfare.\"\nLady Gaga (2010)\n\n Accuses her of distracting him at a Las Vegas casino while he had his \"poker face\" on, then drugging him. Accuses Octomom, a codefendant, of forcing Riches to impregnate her while Lady Gaga filmed the encounter.\nKim Kardashian (2012)\n\n Filing under his alter ego Gino Romano, claims that Kardashian begged him to use stolen credit cards to finance her wardrobe and, Romano says, breast implants.\nTom Cruise (2012)\n\n As Slim Shady Holmes, Riches seeks nearly $34 million in damages, \"whistleblowing on Tom Cruise,\" who is, among other things, allegedly financing Occupy Wall Street.\nBrad Pitt (2012)\n\n Plaintiff James Holmes Jolie, another Riches alias, seeks a restraining order against Pitt, whom he confronted on behalf of his half-cousin, Angelina Jolie. She Skypes Holmes Jolie nightly, he claims, crying, because Brad \"will not satisfy her sexually.\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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