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"Rare is the moment at Smitten during which we are speechless. (I mean, let&amp;#x27;s be honest here&amp;amp;mdash;we kinda don&amp;#x27;t shut up.) But this morning, my friend over at Men&amp;#x27;s Health sent a link our way that launched Team Smitten into such an OMGWTF state, we could hear grains of sand blowing in the wind over the Sahara. The first line: &amp;quot;Cheating on your wife not only fractures your relationship&amp;amp;#8212;it also fractures your penis.&amp;quot; Yep, according to a new study in Sexual Medicine, doctors at the University of Maryland found that men having affairs were more likely to come in for treatment of a penile fracture. Half of the patients the doctors saw between 2007 and 2011 sustained penis injuries while having extramarital affairs. Um. Ouch. So, why the uptick in injuries while cheating? Well, let&amp;#x27;s get logical for a second&amp;amp;mdash;having an affair is kind of a pain: you end up having sex in some really weird places and situations, which can turn into...well, now you know. And in case you want a play-by-play of how exactly something like that happens, consider today your birthday. Now, what exactly to do with the news that has us all cringing on behalf of the men of the world? Well, if you suspect your guy is cheating...stop reading this post and confront him, lady. But for the rest of us, I guess it&amp;#x27;s your choice whether or not you, um, accidentally forward him this article you stumbled across somewhere online, but it&amp;#x27;s totally 100 percent OK to kind of feel a bizarre schadenfreude-induced smile creeping across your face&amp;amp;mdash;karma&amp;#x27;s a...pain in the penis, I guess. Ladies, let&amp;#x27;s chat. About what? Well, I&amp;#x27;m not entirely sure, but there&amp;#x27;s DEFINITELY something to say here. How long does it take to recover from that? Do they like, have to put it in a splint? Ahhh! More Ways to Get Glamour: Chat with celebs, VIP fashion stars, beauty pros and more on our Facebook page! Visit Facebook.com/glamour for this month&amp;amp;#8217;s schedule Download Glamour Magazine for your iPad--print subscribers, it&amp;amp;#8217;s now part of your subscription plan! Enter the latest Glamour sweepstakes! Follow us on Twitter Photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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