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" &amp;quot;My hot male coworker asked me out, and we went to a great diner near my place. I kept thinking about how cute he was. But when our waitress brought over our food, he stopped midsentence and said, &amp;#039;Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. I have to take out my tooth when I eat.&amp;#039; He then pulled out his front tooth, sat it on a napkin near his plate, and flashed me a big, goofy smile.&amp;quot; -Bertha, 30 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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