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"  It&amp;#039;s a plastic thing, but it looks like the future. It is powered by a &amp;quot;micro battery&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;is a next-generation technology with a size 30 times smaller than current battery that can quickly charge 1,000 times faster.&amp;quot; You bite down on it and then you swim underwater for as long as you want. It has been shared almost 50,000 times on Facebook and Twitter. It is that James Bond scene and that Star Wars: The Phantom Menace scene in real life, right fking now. I learned all of this from a piece on a web site called THE MIND UNLEASHED that starts like this: Designer* Jeabyun Yeon has created something** great***. Essentially**** it turns humans into fish*****. As much as I wanted to believe, too many questions were raised. Now I have a few footnotes: * To be fair, he has not yet graduated from the Samsung Art And Design Institute in Seoul. This is his &amp;quot;graduation exhibition,&amp;quot; which is pretty damn cool for a graduation exhibition. ** The thing is a concept, a theory, or as Yeon rather responsibly calls it on his own site, a &amp;quot;future product.&amp;quot; This is not a thing in the real world. Also, the word &amp;quot;concept&amp;quot; does not appear anywhere in the post. *** What&amp;#039;s great is the concept. As cool as the ones you&amp;#039;ve seen in the movies, and just as real. **** Replace this with any other word in the English language and the sentence loses no credibility. ***** There are many other things we mammals need to turn into fish, like cold blood and much tinier brains that need little oxygen. So go ahead and get a bunch of Legos. Snap them together in whatever shape you want. Hold it against your mouth -- TIGHT -- like you are smothering yourself with formaldehyde. Jump off a bridge. You&amp;#039;ll be fine! Or as fine as you&amp;#039;d be if you used this thing. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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