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"It&amp;#x27;s a rich tradition: the Kardashian family holiday card is here. And if you think I&amp;#x27;ll be punning on the word Christmas by using a &amp;#x27;K,&amp;#x27; you are mistaken. That said--I do have some thoughts. 1) Picture all of the champagne flutes in this photo replaced with corn dogs, and it instantly becomes twice as fun. 2) Lamar doesn&amp;#x27;t know what to do with his right hand. 3) Bruce has the exact wave, posture and facial expression of a grandma on a bench at the zoo. 4) I&amp;#x27;m unclear on why this tableau needed a deejay. 5) Penelope Is Not Impressed. And I don&amp;#x27;t blame her. 6) Scott looks way too comfortable in that position. You just know he &amp;quot;volunteered&amp;quot; to sit front and center, much like those obnoxious kids who always had to hold the bats in Little League team pics back in the day. 7) I didn&amp;#x27;t know who Kendall was for a second, and my first guess was J. Woww. 8) They routinely Photoshop themselves in, but they couldn&amp;#x27;t Photoshop a dead cat out? Now I&amp;#x27;d like to hear your thoughts, please and thank you. Photo: via E! Online/Kim Kardashian"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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