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"Fido and Fluffy might seem like the perfect buddies, but we advise you to never wish that your furry friends transform into humans.\nWhile they're certainly loving and loyal, they're also neurotic and terrified of anything that makes loud noises. Not to mention that whole pooping in a box or on the neighbor's lawn thing. YouTube channel fatawesomefilms imagines what dogs and cats would be like in human form for the second installment of Cat-Friend vs. Dog-Friend.\nSEE ALSO: 15 Best Cat Memes Ever [MEOW]\n\nSide note: What cat wears a striped v-neck? \nBONUS: 10 Cats Clearly Plotting to Kill Their Owners\n\n\n\n10 Cats That Are Clearly Plotting to Kill Their Owners\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. Oh HAI! Prepare to die. \nImage courtesy of Flickr, Alex H.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Kibbles has even picked out the cemetery plot. \nImage courtesy of Flickr, Commando Photography\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. Smokey is shocked by the brutality of his brother's evil plan.\nImage courtesy of Flickr, Michael Dunn\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Shadow is displeased with her human slaves. The last time that happened, the undertaker had a very busy week. \nImage courtesy of Flickr, Ignat Solovey\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Mr. Tickles just cut the phone line. \nImage courtesy of Flickr, Brett Ross\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Misty doesn't want to kill her owners, but the voices aren't giving her much of a choice.\nImage courtesy of Flickr, .:I'm-a-kitty-cat!:.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. \"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to ration my Friskies...\"\nImage courtesy of Flickr, Muzik Hounds\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Philip has decided that tonight is the night to execute his plan. Now, he waits. \nImage courtesy of Flickr, Ed Seymour\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. This will be the last time Princess Penelope's humans ever go on a trip.\nImage courtesy of Flickr, Wera\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. \"There, there. All this will be over soon. Really soon.\"\nImage courtesy of Flickr, Szetoo Weiwen\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHomepage image courtesy of YouTube, fatawesomefilms"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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