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"  Ah, college. The time to experiment with sex, alcohol, and drugs in the safety of your dorm room. Or, if you&amp;#039;re feeling brave, an Animal Collective concert. Hey, or on top of a mountain in the wilderness where you can easily get lost and a coyote will eat your brains, which is what this Colorado college student did, according to The Daily Mail. Choose your choices, INDEED.  I&amp;#039;m not one to talk \u2014 at a college party, the first time I ever smoked a certain illegal but immensely popular substance we shall not name (psst: crack) (just kidding), I locked myself in the bathroom, stared into the mirror and cried until a partygoer had to break in via fire escape to take a piss.  But that&amp;#039;s why I&amp;#039;ve never touched the hallucinogenic stuff, unlike one Taylor Powers, a 21-year-old University of Colorado - Boulder student who had to be handcuffed and rescued from a mountain in Chautauqua Park after tripping balls on mushrooms, stripping her clothes off, and fighting with the two male roommates that she&amp;#039;d gone hiking with. Thirty-five emergency respondents came to rescue an agitated Powers after the 911 call, and she attempted to fought them off too, ultimately taken \u2014 in handcuffs \u2014 to Boulder Community Hospital for treatment. No word on whether the two other students were also on &amp;#039;shrooms at the time. Might I suggest that next time you stay in and watch Brazil? The only worse plan might have been hanging out with your parents (see: Hannah Horvath in the Girls pilot). Follow Anna on Twitter. Image via Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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