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"      (The official drink of this weekend is the Brass Monkey. And tequila. Also: julep.) MCA. Junior. The forgotten. Mariano. Weaver. Those giant alien worm things in The Avengers. Sam Jackson, Avengers boss, though not necessarily on Twitter. Aziz Ansari on Twitter. Not Ashton Kutcher in brownface. Not America&amp;#039;s exclamation-point crisis. Spider-Man, now with more Lizard. Women in hats. The fastest two minutes in sports. The longest Saturday in drinking. To getting in on that Facebook IPO. Organs. Mick! Not Murdoch. Not Ted Nugent, either. Not paying that much for art.  Auctioneers. Getting your mom something nice. Getting your wife something, too. The relentless charm of Scarlett Johansson. Cobie Smulders, too.  A new season of a show you should really start watching. Star Wars Day: a thing, apparently. Radio time machine. Fire extinguishers. Zombies! And cat daddy. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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