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"  Has your furloughed ass been lying around at home eating things and watching Duck Dynasty? Or responding to myriad Craigslist &amp;quot;shutdown sex&amp;quot; ads? Here&amp;#039;s another (safer!) way to pass the time for free, courtesy of Vibrators.com. The company announced they they will send a free vibrator to any government employee affected by the shutdown:   Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential? Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?   Here at Vibrators.com we are committed to allowing our customers to find satisfaction. As vibrator enthusiasts, we want everyone to experience the pleasure that a nice vibrator can bring to partners and individuals. Besides, we know you have some free time, why not try something new?  New? Hopefully government employees have experienced &amp;quot;me&amp;quot; time pre-shutdown. Want more from Anna? Follow her on Twitter.  Image via Vibrators.com "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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