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" First, it was that whole Personhood nonsense \u2014 beloved at the moment by new brogressive superhero, Senator Aqua Buddha \u2014 that caused the people of the Magnolia State to have conniption fits and holler, &amp;quot;Hey, we&amp;#039;re not all shoeless peckerwood omadhauns. Faulkner lived here, dammit!&amp;quot; and vote the thing down. Now, it appears that the John Birch Society&amp;#039;s campaign against Agenda 21, the secret United Nations plot to steal all our golfs, has become an intellectual bridge too far even for the Republicans in the Mississippi legislature. Representative Jessica Upshaw is a Republican member of the Mississippi House of Representatives. She currently serves as Chairman of the Conservation and Water Resources Committee. The Anti-Agenda 21 Bill, H.B. 801, submitted by Representative Becky Currie was sent to Rep. Upshaw&amp;#039;s committee on February 20 and it ultimately died in that committee on March 6 with no action. The bill was submitted in response to a Resolution exposing and opposing Agenda 21 which was passed unanimously by the Republican National Committee on January 13. CLICK HERE to view the Resolution. When asked why she stated that she would not allow the bill to get to the House floor for a vote, she simply stated that she did not feel it is the right time. It being 2013 and all, and the moon not having passed fully into the house of Meathead yet. And then, holy hell, everything went completely mad. The 53-year-old Republican lawmaker from Diamondhead in Hancock County died of a gunshot wound to the head, Simpson County Sheriff told WLBT-TV.  And you know what&amp;#039;s coming, right?  (A decent interval in which Rep. Upshaw&amp;#039;s friends and family will be allowed to mourn her passing in peace without batshit crazy-bananas goobers barging in with preposterous conspiracy theories?) Well, no. Upshaw represented a district that included the coast of the Gulf of Mexico and was said to have committed suicide. Could this have something to do with the BP oil spill and all of the mysterious deaths surrounding that? I find it strange that 5 politicians from the same state have died within the last few months. What else is going on down there? Is there an &amp;#039;Agenda 21&amp;#039; hit list? Are the Feds mad that she brought Agenda 21 to this level of attention?  It really is a wonder we all can tie our shoes of a morning. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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