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"   Dear Kat Von D, We couldn&amp;#039;t find a card that read, &amp;quot;Best wishes on becoming the fourth wife of a total asshole&amp;quot;, so you&amp;#039;ll have to accept our congratulations via this blog post instead. We can&amp;#039;t say we were shocked to hear that you said yes to someone you&amp;#039;d been dating for five months. After all, your plethora of face and neck tats are proof that you&amp;#039;re not exactly the queen of long-term thinking. But we were a little surprised that you seem genuinely excited to spend the rest of your life with Jesse James. Sure, a marriage isn&amp;#039;t like a tattoo\u2014it doesn&amp;#039;t have to be forever. But you seem like a pretty together person\u2014you&amp;#039;ve turned yourself into a successful brand, you&amp;#039;re a talented artist, you have a bad ass makeup collection, and you&amp;#039;re surprisingly sweet on Twitter. Which is why we&amp;#039;re having a hard time wrapping our head around your decision. So, before you walk down the aisle with the ex Mr. Bullock, we just want to remind you of a few things: Jesse may tweet up a storm about how much he loves you, but he was equally gushy about Sandra (the dude cried when she won an Oscar!), and that didn&amp;#039;t stop him from having sex behind her back. Multiple times. Without a condom, allegedly. So unless you&amp;#039;re prepared for a marriage full of secrets, lies, and sharing your man, we&amp;#039;d suggest you call the whole thing off. We&amp;#039;re not saying people don&amp;#039;t change. We&amp;#039;re just saying the Vanilla Gorilla probably won&amp;#039;t. Sincerely, Cosmo Photo courtesy of Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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