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"I don&amp;#039;t think any babies I know have beat the peeing-in-my-eye incident on the grossness scale, but they&amp;#039;ve certainly been trying lately! Here, the Top 3 Grossest Baby Moments In Recent History: 3. The Stinky-est Poop EVER Incident. Emmett made his regular poop face at a friend&amp;#039;s apartment last week, so I brought him to the changing table, where I soon realized this was no regular poop. Right after I got the diaper open, my friend&amp;#039;s husband got home. &amp;quot;Ew! What IS that? Ew! Emmett, light a match! Did something die in your diaper?&amp;quot; I was a little ashamed, but Emmett kept his cool, even after the smell lingered\u2014really lingered\u2014after we were done with the change. Rory showed up to bring Emmett home a few minutes later, and I forgot about the poop smell. Until I got home, and Rory told me I had sent the baby home with a clean diaper \u2026 and a onesie full of poop. Oops! 2. The Spit-Up in The Mouth Incident. Credit for number two goes to Emmett&amp;#039;s best friend, Mia, whose daddy gave her a bottle, then threw her up over his head a little too quickly. Like a freshly shaken can of soda, Mia&amp;#039;s little mouth erupted. Right in her daddy&amp;#039;s mouth. Gag. Literally. 1. The Pee on The Seat Incident. Many years ago, Emmett&amp;#039;s nanny worked at a school in India, where she taught the littlest babies to pee in the potty by making a &amp;quot;Shhhhh&amp;quot; sound. Emmett pees in the potty (while she&amp;#039;s holding him) every morning. Or I guess I should say he pees on the potty. Which Mia&amp;#039;s mom discovered when she went to use our bathroom this morning, before the nanny got in to wipe off the seat. Sorry! Has your baby done anything particularly gross lately?  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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