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" Right after a soccer game, I saw my crush and said hi, even though I was totally sweaty. We both stopped to pet my teammate&amp;#039;s cute dog, but then it knocked me over, licked me all over my already disgusting face, and tried to eat my hair! I started laughing and crying hysterically at the same time. My crush just looked at me funny and walked away. He probably thought I was completely crazy! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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