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"\n\"Chuck Norris\u2019s tears cure cancer. Too bad he\u2019s never cried.\u201D Well apparently, they don\u2019t. Chuck Norris is suing Penguin for publishing a book titled The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human. The book lists those mythical facts that have been circulating the Internet for years. He claims they shed false light on him because of some of the lewd and racist \u201Cfacts.\u201D Begin \u201CChuck Norris will sue\u201D facts now \u2026\n\n\r\n\rLINK\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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