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" Did the mother of every bad major league umpire just become 100% less promiscuous, or did Major League Baseball just render manager tirades obsolete? Probably just the second one. MLB managers will no longer have to lob fake grenades from behind the mound, kick dirt at, spit near, chest bump, ask to have sex with the mothers of, or otherwise argue with major league umpires after a bad call. They&amp;#039;ll now issue a challenge instead, and that umpire will go to a replay booth, because fun is dead. How will the everyman ever know how to manage people again without having seen a manager emptying every ball and bat in his dugout onto the field before yelling, &amp;quot;Pick that shit up, you dumb motherfkers!&amp;quot;       No, how will our children ever experience love without seeing that sort of thing? That&amp;#039;s the better question. Expanded instant replay is great for baseball. It&amp;#039;ll allow coaches to challenge egregious calls, like when Armando Galarraga got his perfect game taken away. But it&amp;#039;s terrible for the future of grown men in pajamas running full speed out of a trench toward a patch of dirt with Phil Spector eyes Usain Bolt-like speed because somebody found too much sticky stuff on a piece of wood.      All of that pent up rage has to go somewhere. Might we suggest giving a radio show to all managers? That&amp;#039;s what we did with Earl Weaver. And that&amp;#039;s how we wound up with sentences like this: &amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s about it for Manager&amp;#039;s Corner. Go fk yourself. And the fk with your show coming up next on the Baltimore Oriole Baseball Fking Network.&amp;quot;      We&amp;#039;re only quoting Earl here when we say it: Thanks for adopting instant replay, MLB. Really. Sincerely. And go fk yourself. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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