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"Bridget Jones is the (fictional) person who brought the word &amp;quot;singleton&amp;quot; to the general vernacular, but we think that even she would be 100% against IKEA Malaysia&amp;#039;s newest product, the &amp;quot;L\u00D6NE singleton dining table.&amp;quot; Bringing new meaning to &amp;quot;dining for one,&amp;quot; the table looks like a standard small IKEA piece except for the mirror set up facing the lone diner. While we suspect this may be a joke (could Malaysia celebrate April Fools&amp;#039; Day earlier than us?) we&amp;#039;re already enjoying the commentary on the table. IKEA calls it &amp;quot;perfect for those times you wished you had someone to eat with at home,&amp;quot; though we think The Frisky nails it with their suggestion: &amp;quot;The only thing missing is a dish to collect the puddle of tears as you watch yourself chew meatloaf.&amp;quot; Commenters on Facebook seem to be getting into the game, with one fan of the brand identifying an additional clever way to make this work: &amp;quot;This is waste of money if used as a dining table, but it&amp;#039;s great if used as makeup table!&amp;quot; And another coming up with a slightly odd, very specific suggestion: &amp;quot;Should switch the mirror to a framed picture of David Duchovny.&amp;quot; (We&amp;#039;ll stick to watching TV from the sofa, for the record.) Tell us: Do you think this is a real product? And if so, would you buy it?  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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