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"  Look, I&amp;#039;m sorry to lay it out like this first thing on a Monday morning but really, shit just got serious. And when I say real, I mean ridiculous. Amid all the recent news of TV series cancellations and pickups, ABC announced details of their new programming, which includes a new show called Selfie. Better still (or, of course, worse still, depending on your perspective), it&amp;#039;s billed as a modern-day reimagining of My Fair Lady.\u00A0  Selfie&amp;#039;s main character\u00A0is a self-obsessed Internet celebrity called Eliza Dooley who, sad-face moment coming up, realizes she doesn&amp;#039;t have any friends IRL. So she tweets a few times about feeling dead inside, shares some pouty photos on Instagram, and then hires a marketing guru (played by John Cho) to rebrand her image and also explain how the real world works, basically. The first episode reportedly includes a scene where Cho has to explain that playing Candy Crush during a wedding, with the sound on, is not OK.\u00A0Via Deadline, the show will follow &amp;quot;the modern struggles of Eliza and [her guru] Henry, as he tries to teach her how to live life offline \u2014 whether she &amp;#039;likes&amp;#039; it or not.&amp;quot; Follow Alex on  Twitter. Photo credit: Amy Graves / WireImage "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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