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"\n\n0:00 In a diner, a super breathless Cameron Diaz gesticulates wildly at a man with not-so-bright look on his face. \"I want to talk about this guy! He was like some sort of secret agent or something!\" Oh, Cam.\n\n 0:07 Tom Cruise, face set to smirk mode, enters diner!\n\n 0:15 Succumbing to an unmedicated bipolar episode, Cruise scowls, whips out his gun, yells vaguely threatening nonsense and takes Honey Bunny Ms. Diaz by the arm. Scared shitless, she yelps. The cameras, curiously, keep rolling.\n\n 0:55 Cruise tells a seriously asthmatic Diaz that \"they\" will tell her that he's mentally unstable. We'll just leave that alone.\n\n 1:00 Over a montage of Cruise's stuntman doing awesome punches, Peter Sarsgaard says that our hero has experienced \"a full-blown break with reality.\" Um...\n\n 1:20 Cruise manipulates Diaz with more reckless, self-glorifying demands of fidelity. Holy god. It's all clear now. Knight &amp;amp; Day isn't a movie. It's an intervention.\n\n 1:30 Gratuitous sequence of Cameron Diaz in a bikini. Yay!\n\n 1:40 Not to be out-done, even gratuitouser long-shot of Cruise emerging from the sea in the manner of a Bond Girl. Sigh.\n\n 1:50 Europe! Death-defying stunts! Motorcycles!\n\n 2:07 Running of the Bulls! Running of the Bulls! Cruise changes into a fancy spangly matador outfit. Good.\n\n 3:30 THIS JUNE, says the screen. And both actors emerge, beautiful as ever, caricatures of their Hollywood-mandated selves."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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