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"  Jack Pendarvis&amp;#039;s latest story collection, Your Body Is Changing, is out in late May 2007. His other collect, Mysterious Secret of the Valuable Treasure, was released in 2005. --The bartender said you&amp;#039;re the millionaire with the airplane. --That&amp;#039;s right. --And you&amp;#039;re upset about life so now you give out rides to normal people, anywhere they want to go. --Do you want a ride in my airplane? --Yes, my wife is in the hospital with a problem. --Where do you want to go? --I don&amp;#039;t know. Montana? Is there anything in Montana? --I can&amp;#039;t pick for you. I&amp;#039;ve lost interest in life. --Me too. I&amp;#039;ve lived in the same apartment for 15 years. Everybody is younger than me now. I have a neighbor who dyes his hair to match his dog. I guess he&amp;#039;s supposed to be a punk rocker. His dog is real light orange, so light orange he&amp;#039;s almost white. Sometimes his girlfriend is out in the courtyard letting the dog poop on everything. There&amp;#039;s no respect anymore. She&amp;#039;s wearing a slinky black cocktail dress she probably slept in. That&amp;#039;s no way to walk a dog.... Are you crying? --I&amp;#039;m thinking about my good old hound. --Has he passed away? --She. Yes. --I&amp;#039;m sorry. --She fell out of my airplane. It&amp;#039;s all my fault. I was showing her the ocean for the first time. --Hey I read where millionaires go to the North Pole for a barbecue. They got sharpshooters in helicopters on the lookout for polar bears. The ping-pong coach is also a wildlife expert. They cut a hole in the ice and let people jump in, wearing special clothes. But if they stay still for more than 2 seconds their brains stop working. Is that sick? Or maybe it helps them donate money to the environment. --O, my good dog! O, Sheila, my poor old hound! Let&amp;#039;s go out to the airfield and set my plane on fire. --Now that&amp;#039;s what I&amp;#039;m talking about! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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