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"On this week&amp;#039;s episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER, as predicted, lots of shit happened (not real shit; bet they&amp;#039;re saving it for the finale). But it gets pretty dicey: a man seizes during hot sex \u2014 102-degree hotel room! \u2014 and a couple who has never seen a nature documentary falls out of a tree naked while sexing in its branches. Dear lord; this show.  But the real standout is an 18-year-old girl who experiences what we&amp;#039;re all (?) afraid of: a dislocated jaw. Like many other young women also enamored by the line &amp;quot;I want to be your blow job queen&amp;quot; in Liz Phair&amp;#039;s Flower, this lady really went to town. But Phair never talked about the fact that being the ruler of fellatiolandia (very fine kingdom) could come with a side order of jaw dislocation. Now, I&amp;#039;m gonna take a minute to tell you what I (think) I&amp;#039;d do if my mouth got stuck in a giant o-shape during sex: I&amp;#039;d tell everyone I was flossing. Or trying to hit a high C, a la Mariah Carey. Or playing &amp;quot;toss cheese puffs into my mouth&amp;quot;. Or screaming really hard while watching a movie about sex. Point is: I&amp;#039;m gonna think fast. Our course, the girl&amp;#039;s father figures it all out when he sees a boy in the ER whom he specifically forbade from seeing his daughter. He quickly puts two and two together and goes HAM on the whole crew. Amidst the chaos, the doctor climbs on the girl&amp;#039;s hospital bed and yanks her jaw back into place. It&amp;#039;s a very painful scene for everyone involved \u2014 particularly the viewer.  I think the moral of this story is to never give another blow job again. That, or don&amp;#039;t let your dad take you to the ER after a sex injury. Pick one. Maybe both. Previously: Sex Sent Me the ER premiere, TLC&amp;#039;s Sex Sent Me to the ER&amp;#039;s Three-Hour Orgasm Want more from Laura? Follow her on Twitter. Photo Credit: TLC "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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