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"facebook dialogPinterest\n\nAs always, all sorts could be found on Twitter this we--yo, listen, Music Blogger, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but Kanye West has one of the best Twitter pages of all time. \u00A0One of the best Twitter pages of all time! So look for the special Kanye featurette at the end of this week's tweet compilation--in the two days since he's joined Twitter, he's proven his updates to be consistently entertaining.\n\n@countingcrowsI hope there is great wisdom to be gained by lying around not doing anything...because that is all I'm doing on my days off.\n\n@ddlovatoDear Twitter, you aren't my boyfriend anymore. \u00A0\n\n@yelyahwilliamsCurrently eating the heck out of these funnel cakes. \u00A0That's right...plural cakes...what?\n\n@katevoegeleMy sister, in the middle of dinner- \"wait...jimi hendrix is dead??\" This might be better than the time she thought led zeppelin was one guy.\n\n@lilyallenI want to be amish. \u00A0They seem so happy. \u00A0\n\n@mariahcareyOk..so I triiied to go on a retweet tangent&amp;amp;now I have to stop cos I chipped my thumbnail polish&amp;amp;my manicurist isn't here LOL.\n\n@markhoppusOn a scale of 1 to idiot, how stupid am I for not knowing porcupines climb trees?\n\n@robynkonichiwaOmg Im having pizza in bed on the tour bus. \u00A0Ive gone too far this time. \u00A0\n\n@samantharonsonI hope @kanyewest is as honest on Twitter as he is in person. \u00A0That would be awesome. \u00A0\n\nSpeaking of which, as promised, here's Kanye:\n\n@kanyewestI think Twitter was designed specifically with me in mind just my humble opinion hahhahahaaaahaaa humble hahahahhahaahaaa.\n\n@kanyewestI specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh.\n\n@kanyewestClassical music is tight yo.\n\n@kanyewestDating models I had to learn to like small dogs and cigarettes. \u00A0\n\n@kanyewestcool ain't cool no more, it's a new day education is the new motivation truth taste and beauty let's raise our children better than us. \u00A0\n\n@kanyewestI jog in Lanvin.\n\n--compiled by Alex Rees"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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