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"Mass markdowns are coming.\nSee also: Line Extends Around Block for 99 Cent Store on Black Friday\nHordes of people willing to knock you unconscious for the last Xbox are coming. Lines around the block for a good deal on headphones are coming.\nIf you want to make it out alive, look no further than the men and women of Game of Thrones. They've gotten through worse than Black Friday checkout lines.\n\n\nGame of Thrones' Guide To Black Friday\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. Don't move back in the line to be with latecomer friends.\nIf they didn't set their alarms, they don't deserve doorbusters.\n\nImage: Tumblr gifthescreen\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Laugh in the face of danger.\nThe crowd is large. The crowd is sale-hungry. Be brave.\n\nImage: Tumblr gifthescreen\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. Don't even think about giving up.\nYou got out of bed before the sun came up for a purpose -- you can't back down just because a marriage is ending in the electronics aisle. \n\nImage: Tumblr isildursh3ir\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Don't show any signs of weakness.\nIf that lady thinks she can rip the Xbox out of your hands, she'll try it. \n\nImage: Tumblr wilfulwilf\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Don't look back.\nOn Black Friday, it's every man for himself, and you can't let your friends hinder in your mad dash toward the blenders.\n\nImage: Tumblr gifthescreen\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Get serious about grabbing the stuff you want.\nZero in on the boots. You will be leaving with those boots.\n\nImage: Tumblr milknhoney20\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Seek the advice of those who've braved Black Friday before.\nThey can guide you through this challenging day. \n\nImage: Tumblr obriens\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Or learn from your past Black Friday mistakes.\nImproper shoes is a rookie mistake you won't make again.\n\nImage: Tumblr crazyhair624\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. Eat a good breakfast before you head out.\nAnd make sure it has plenty of protein.\n\nImage: Tumblr gameoffckingthrones\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. Don't overthink your strategy. \nYou don't need a game plan, just your game face. \n\nImage: Tumblr yamilcc145\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. Think about the consequences of going home without the gifts you set out for.\nPicture the looks of disappointment on Christmas morning, all directed at you. \n\nImage: Tumblr blog-ofthrones\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nGo forth and shop.\n\n\nImage: Tumblr blog-ofthrones\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPhoto courtesy of Helen Sloan/HBO"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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