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"There's nothing that screams \"end of the world\" quite like a 49-foot ASIMO towering over a forest, but we'd prefer to ignore inevitable doom long enough to imagine what exactly a 49-foot ASIMO would scream. Thomas: \"Dance I said! Dance!\"Chris: \"Hey, did we remember to fix that bug where he falls down stairs?\"Joe: \"Where's Arthur Murray when we need him the most?\"Darren: \"Wait, Dancing With The Stars said what? No pimp canes? That's a deal-breaker.\"Paul: \"In his musical debut, 'ASIMO Takes the Stairs,' the eponymous star provides a surprisingly self-deprecating reenactment of the moments leading up to his infamous tumble. Music by Elton John.\"Nilay: \"Not to be outdone, iRobot later sucked the entire city of Pasadena into a football field-sized Roomba.\"Don: \"After years of toiling away at two-bit trade shows, ASIMO finally realized his dream project: Mr. Peanut: The Musical.\"Ross: \"Having been turned down by both Ultrazoid and Voltron, the giant ASIMO checked his RAM for a dance number he could do solo.\"Josh T.: \"Moments later, running ASIMO's 'Jazz Hands' script sent dancers flying hundreds of feet to their grizzly deaths.\"Josh F.: \"I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!\"Cesar (from Zune): \"I for one welcome our inflatable robot overlords. With a dance!\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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