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"We're told this type of battle is indeed legal in certain corners of the universe, but we honestly never thought we'd see the day when a gallinaceous bird came to the human's side to fend off the impending robotic takeover. Ryan: \"That sound? Seth Green and Adult Swim filing suit over the Robot Chicken trademark.\"Thomas: \"Quit your cock blocking and fight!\"Darren: \"These wooden posts are such lame excuses for adequate prostheses.\"Paul: \"Look, I know you're scared. We're all scared. But if robots and robo-chickens can't learn to live in harmony, we might as well just let the humans have the earth all to themselves.\"Evan: \"Not surprisingly, the martial arts sequel to Howard the Duck tanked at the box office.\"Don: \"2019: Despite repeated protests from People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots, the title bout between Robo Chicken and BD \"Boxy Hands\" 209 went on as planned.\"Josh: \"I love you!\" -- \"It'll never work!\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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