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"I got a sample today of Courtesy Flush&amp;amp;#8212;a tiny bottle of toilet deodorizer that you&amp;amp;#8217;re supposed to squeeze into the bowl before you &amp;amp;#8220;smell up&amp;amp;#8221; a public restroom or a friend&amp;amp;#8217;s bathroom. According to the press release and packaging, it&amp;amp;#8217;s &amp;amp;#8220;as essential as toilet paper&amp;amp;#8221; and a way to &amp;amp;#8220;finally address one of life&amp;amp;#8217;s greatest fears.&amp;amp;#8221; Hmm, one of life&amp;amp;#8217;s greatest fears? Loneliness, terminal illness, terrorism and&amp;amp;#8230;a stinky commode? Get a grip! &amp;amp;#8212;Tram"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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