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"FacebookPinterest\n\nBieber Lives in a Den of Iniquity\n\n Yesterday law enforcement officials raided the retired pop star's house and arrested his former housemate, who was visiting Bieber at the time, for felony-level drug possession. First the cops thought the stash was coke, but it seems likely that the drugs are actually some form of ecstasy. Can you beliebe it? (TMZ)\n\nEve Developing an Interracial Dating Comedy\n\n Who knew she was back? Well, apparently she is, and she's talking with ABC about a show that explores dating a person of a difference race. (Vulture)\n\nLions Going the Way of Mufasa\n\n There are only about 400 West African lions left, meaning the species is up against extinction. It seems like drought and famine are getting the better of the King of the Jungle. We suck. (The Wire)\n\nMichael Douglas in Marvel Movie \n\n He will play scientist Hank Pym in a movie adapted from the Ant-Man comic. If this series doesn't ring a bell (it didn't here, at least), we've done some research for you and discovered that Pym's superpower is very Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, meaning Pym shrinks to the size of a bug and controls ants with a special helmet. You're welcome. (The Guardian)\n\nThis Is How Bank Bros Nap\n\n For the bleary-eyed junior bankers of Wall Street, bathroom stalls are the go-to place for snatching a precious few minutes of shut-eye. (Wall Street Journal)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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