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" Everyone quietly hates the person who has seen all the Best Picture nominees. Running the table may have been forgivable back when there were only five movies nominated, but now that there are nine, forget it. At the same time, no one wants to be the person who hasn&amp;#039;t seen any of the Best Picture Nominees, either. Because, come on. So to help the latter camp cope with the former, we&amp;#039;ve assembled a ready-made batch of one liners that will suggest that you have seen all of the films, and thought intelligently about them, but in a way that precludes any follow-up questions that may get you into trouble. Ready? Here goes. American Hustle: &amp;quot;Good, but ultimately a B movie that was received like an A movie because everything else that came out this year was basically a C movie.&amp;quot; Nebraska: &amp;quot;When it comes down to it, it&amp;#039;s essentially a silent film\u2014even when characters are talking. Anybody need a drink?&amp;quot;  Captain Phillips: &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ll give you five bucks if you can give me an example of a worse New England accent than Tom Hanks&amp;#039;s at the beginning of that movie.&amp;quot; The Wolf of Wall Street: &amp;quot;This year&amp;#039;s second most convincing Scorsese imitation.&amp;quot; 12 Years a Slave: &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s great, but really tough to watch. It&amp;#039;s hard to even talk about. Drink?&amp;quot;  Philomena: &amp;quot;It felt a little stunt-cast. Give me mean Judi Dench over sweet Judi Dench any day.&amp;quot; Gravity: &amp;quot;Looked amazing, but that bit where Clooney&amp;#039;s ghost tells her she needs to get on with her life? She&amp;#039;s a fking astronaut. I&amp;#039;d say she&amp;#039;s doing pretty well for herself.&amp;quot; Her: &amp;quot;Isn&amp;#039;t it weird that not a single OS turned evil? Kind of took me out of the movie. Drink?&amp;quot; Dallas Buyers Club: &amp;quot;Have you seen True Detective?&amp;quot; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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