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"New York City has so much to offer its humble inhabitants \u2014 shopping, food, theater...\nAnd if you weren't spending most of your life waiting around for the subway, you'd actually get to enjoy some of it. In this MTA parody, Comedian John Purcell illustrates a few of the unexpected delays and re-routes we can look forward to this summer.\nSee also: Brutally Honest Tourism Ad Will Make You Rethink NYC\nIf we're lucky, it might not be quite that bad, but city dwellers may want to start saving up for cab fare, just to be safe. \nBONUS: 11 Celebrities Using Public Transportation Just Like You\n\n\n\nCelebrities on the Subway\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. Jay-Z\n\n\nImage: @jamierobb92 on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Alexa Chung and Zooey Descanel\n\n\nImage: Imgur, jennadaily\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. Avan Jogia\n\n\nImage: @jogia on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Adrian Grenier\n\n\nImage: @adriangrenier on Instagram\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Timothy West\n\n\nImage: Flickr Annie Mole\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Beyonc\u00E9\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, snoflake078\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Keanu Reeves\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, lladnarneddafcm\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Bruce Dickinson\n\n\nImage: Imgur, LaughInTheDark\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. Alfie Allen\n\n\nImage: Imgur, LambSalmons\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. Alf\n\n\nImage: Reddit BatmanDelMercosur\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. Dave Grohl\n\n\nImage: Reddit virtualpj\n\n\n\n\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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