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"This week&amp;#039;s True Blood picks up right where the last episode left off. Chandelier swaying, Jessica opens Bill&amp;#039;s front door in excruciating slow-mo. But, before she&amp;#039;s burnt to a crisp, Jason leaps out of the blinding white light to pin her down inside Bill&amp;#039;s foyer. The guard who tackled him last week was apparently no match for him. Jason covers Jessica with a rug, but she&amp;#039;s spitting mad. With her vampire strength, she turns Jason over, pulls his head back and prepares to bite him as Jason screams in pure horror. Jessica bends to sink her fangs into him, then suddenly stops. Antonia&amp;#039;s group witch curse has come to an end, and Jessica is in her right mind once more. She apologizes and they kiss passionately, while Bill screams for his progeny from the dungeons.  Jason carries Jessica back down to the cells to chain her with silver once again, ever the knight in shining armour. Jessica glances at the dead guard outside the prison door and laments, &amp;quot;Oh no, Bucky. Did I do that?&amp;quot; Bucky? Really? Anyways, Jason re-chains Jessica and tries to distract her from her pain. He&amp;#039;s telling her to think good thoughts - hot summer days and barbecuing - when the realization hits him. She&amp;#039;s a vampire. Hot summer days are the last thing she wants to be thinking right now, Jason.  Elsewhere, the werewolf pack is having a meeting. &amp;quot;Here&amp;#039;s what I think - those witches are f**king idiots for getting mixed up in vampire s**t.,&amp;quot; Marcus tells his pack. Well said, Marcus. Debbie and Alcide hover under a tree on the outskirts of the group, wondering how Marcus knows about the showdown, but fail to come to any conclusion. Marcus ends his speech as succinctly as he started it: &amp;quot;This pack will stay the f**k out of it.&amp;quot; Easier said than done, I&amp;#039;m afraid.  Meanwhile, Sam goes to visit Luna. She leaves him at the door, but Sam calls her back to tell her he&amp;#039;s rid of Tommy (like we haven&amp;#039;t heard that before). Luna relents and lets him in - mostly because she wants someone to play Barbies with Emma. It&amp;#039;s decided. Sam is the perfect man.  In Eric&amp;#039;s cubby, the Viking vampire is coaching Sookie on the proper way to pull silver chains off a vampire. Apparently, it&amp;#039;s just like yanking up a Band-Aid. Sookie rips the chains from his neck, looking suitably disgusted, and Eric curses violently in Swedish. He hasn&amp;#039;t eaten since the ill-fated Claudine and the silver has injured him more than he thought. Alas, there&amp;#039;s nothing to eat. Except for Sookie, of course! She offers her blood to him, warning him not to lose control. He swears he will never betray her, then bends to sniff her skin tenderly, as though he is savouring a fine wine, before sinking his teeth into her neck. He demonstrates more restraint than he did with Claudine, though, and pulls back. Eric then bites his own hand, and holds it out to Sookie. &amp;quot;But I&amp;#039;m not injured,&amp;quot; she protests. Eric insists: &amp;quot;We will be one.&amp;quot; (Why are you questioning a Viking vampire god, Sookie?) She doesn&amp;#039;t need any more encouragement. Sookie takes his hand and sucks eagerly.   Jessica heads home to Hoyt, whom she promptly tells that she wants to move out. Really, Jessica, you could have eased into that one. Hoyt is distraught. &amp;quot;You don&amp;#039;t mean that,&amp;quot; he says. Hoyt crumples to the floor in tears. He tells her he can&amp;#039;t live without her, but now Jessica has really had enough. I mean, really. &amp;quot;Please love me,&amp;quot; Hoyt begs. &amp;quot;If you don&amp;#039;t love me then I&amp;#039;ll die.&amp;quot; Fine by Jessica. She smashes his skull into the counter in one fell move and heads outside, where Jason is dutifully waiting in his truck. He suggests they have sex, baring his chest for her to bite him. Jessica moves in and - she wakes up! It was all a dream. Or nightmare.  Real Jason turns up at a crime scene, where Andy is growling and drooling over Maxine&amp;#039;s dead vampire neighbor. &amp;quot;You don&amp;#039;t eat a pile of dead vampire,&amp;quot; chastises Jason. Andy, realizing that this is truly sick, starts to bear his heart to Jason and asks for help. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m sorry man, I stop listening halfway through,&amp;quot; Jason responds. Meanwhile, Bill turns up to do damage control, glamouring a female reporter into letting him give a statement.  The screen cuts to a white bottom with two pairs of bare feet - it&amp;#039;s Eric and Sookie naked in the tub! Excellent. They compliment each other on the quality of their blood and kiss. Sookie caresses Eric&amp;#039;s perfect butt, then reaches for the shower, but there&amp;#039;s no water. Instead, it starts to snow and the two find themselves naked in a winter wonderland with a conveniently placed bed. &amp;quot;Can we make love?&amp;quot; Eric asks.  Antonia and Tara are watching Bill give his TV interview. Bill is preaching: &amp;quot;Hate is a powerful force, but hate never wins out, not in the long run. As Christ himself said\u2026&amp;quot; Antonia has had enough. She storms away from the TV, telling Tara the only solution is to wipe out all the vampires. &amp;quot;I can empower you. I can teach you,&amp;quot; Antonia says. Tara&amp;#039;s down for that. The phone rings and it&amp;#039;s Bill, asking to speak to Antonia. He wants to say he&amp;#039;s sorry and ask for peace. Antonia&amp;#039;s not having it. Bill suggests a meeting to talk things over. Antonia says she&amp;#039;s not stupid enough to fall for that, but Bill guarantees that he can do her no harm, seeing as she&amp;#039;s a spirit. &amp;quot;I can only glamour humans. You are far beyond that.&amp;quot; Well played, Bill. If you can&amp;#039;t glamour Antonia, you might as well turn up the charm. They agree to meet in the Bon Temps cemetery at midnight. Naturally. Where else would a vampire/witch showdown take place? At Merlotte&amp;#039;s, Terry has set up a mirror to keep an eye on Rene&amp;#039;s ghost. Last week&amp;#039;s female apparition sings to Mikey and the creepy doll while Terry and Arlene argue in the background. Lafayette strolls on in, catches sight of the ghostly woman and strolls right on out again. &amp;quot;F**k this s**t,&amp;quot; says Lafayette. I&amp;#039;m with Lafayette.   Jessica goes home for real to find Hoyt sitting on the couch. Hoyt takes one look at her and asks what&amp;#039;s wrong. Jessica says that they made a mistake and moved too fast. But Hoyt is wise to Jessica and tells her to tell him what&amp;#039;s up. Jessica admits that she can&amp;#039;t be in a monogamous relationship. &amp;quot;I know there&amp;#039;s someone else,&amp;quot; Hoyt accuses her. This time, she crumples to the floor with tears in her eyes. For someone who knew there was someone else, Hoyt seems genuinely surprised. &amp;quot;You bitch, you f**ked someone else!&amp;quot; he exclaims. Guess he didn&amp;#039;t know. Hoyt takes back Jessica&amp;#039;s invitation and she flies out the door. He trashes the place while Jessica sobs on the steps.  Sookie and Eric are back at Sookie&amp;#039;s house, where she says she wishes it could be like this forever. Eric suggests running away (Yes, yes!), but Sookie can&amp;#039;t leave her home\u2026 or Bill. It isn&amp;#039;t right. &amp;quot;There is no right or wrong. Those are human notions,&amp;quot; Eric says logically. Is that old Eric peaking out? Sookie reprimands him, tells him what she loves about him is the humanity he&amp;#039;s shown these past few days. Eric looks suitably chastised and leans in for a comforting hug from Sookie.  Alcide and Debbie are leaving the werewolf barbecue at Marcus&amp;#039;s house. Marcus tells them to watch out for the vampire/witches showdown and insists that Alcide would make a good alpha. &amp;quot;I ain&amp;#039;t into the whole political thing,&amp;quot; Alcide growls in return and walks off with Debbie. As they stroll down Marcus&amp;#039;s driveway, Debbie tells Alcide to stay away from Sookie. &amp;quot;Sookie comes with vampires. That&amp;#039;s just part of her baggage,&amp;quot; Debbie explains. Alcide promises to stay away from her.  Over at Lafayette&amp;#039;s, our favorite cook is snuggled into his leopard print couch, dreaming of the creepy lady and her creepy doll, all cleaned up for once. In the dream, the apparition returns home to find a man waiting on the doorstep. They had a child together and she insists on seeing her baby, but the man says he&amp;#039;s dead. All the creepy lady&amp;#039;s left with is the creepy doll. No wonder she&amp;#039;s mad. Lafayette wakes up to see the lady standing in his beaded curtains. &amp;quot;Oh f**k no,&amp;quot; he exclaims before she moves forward and possesses him. All is silent for a moment and then Lafayette starts humming the woman&amp;#039;s signature tune and strolls out the door.  Marcus turns up at Luna&amp;#039;s and slams on the door after seeing Sam, Luna, Emma and the Barbies enjoying a pleasant family dinner. He tells Luna to tell him when she&amp;#039;s seeing someone, then yells at Sam to get out of his house. Sam looks to Luna, but it&amp;#039;s Emma who protests. She wants her Barbie partner! Luna threatens to call Marcus&amp;#039;s parole officer. He backs off, but not before he gives Sam a death glare. Sam offers to take this discussion outside, but Marcus says that it can wait. &amp;quot;You just p*ssed on the wrong pooch, my friend.&amp;quot; Marcus laughs threateningly, then turns to leave. Jessica turns up at Jason&amp;#039;s to tell him that she broke up with Hoyt. Instead of gathering her in his arms and making sweet love to her, Jason yells at Jessica for breaking Hoyt&amp;#039;s heart and uninvites her from his house as well. He then drops down to do push-ups to deal with the stress. At this rate, Bill&amp;#039;s will be the only place left in Bon Temps for poor Jessica.  Possessed Lafayette turns up at Terry&amp;#039;s house, where Andy&amp;#039;s sleeping on the couch. He takes Andy&amp;#039;s gun, then heads for the bedroom. Possessed Lafayette grabs baby Mikey and the creepy doll, then heads on his merry way.   Clad in black leather, Bill turns up in the cemetery to confront Antonia. They both pretend to be alone, but obviously aren&amp;#039;t. Antonia is joined by her witch group, while Bill is backed by Sookie and Eric, who turned up earlier to pledge their support for Bill. Sookie actually looks surprised to see Tara with Antonia. Tara just stares stoically back at her. Bill tries to push the peace idea once again, but Antonia&amp;#039;s busy casting spells in her head and so the whole meeting falls into shambles. Eric tears out a follower&amp;#039;s heart in front of Sookie, who seems to be thinking twice about their relationship. Antonia calls a fog and it&amp;#039;s chaos. Tara runs, but is cornered by Pam. She bends to kill Tara, only to be stopped by Bill.  Alcide arrives at the Stackhouse home, but no-one&amp;#039;s there. He then heads to the cemetery instead. Meanwhile, Eric is heartily enjoying a dinner of witch. Sookie is grabbed from behind and uses her fairy powers to dislodge her attackers. However, the moment she&amp;#039;s free, a shot sounds, and both Eric and Bill call Sookie&amp;#039;s name. Eric tries to go to her, but is confronted by Antonia, who casts yet another spell on the poor boy. Sookie sinks to the ground, but someone bends to pick her up - it&amp;#039;s Alcide! He rushes off with Sookie, watched by a white wolf that shifts into Debbie. Uh oh. Eric sinks to his knees before Antonia, who smooths his hair and grins creepily.  Extra Bites \u2022 Jason and Jessica. I&amp;#039;m a fan. \u2022 &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m very telegenic. This will get a lot of play.&amp;quot; Why, Mr Compton. Don&amp;#039;t make me blush. \u2022 Tommy/Maxine offering to trade sex for more money: &amp;quot;Ain&amp;#039;t there anything I can do for you to sweeten the deal?&amp;quot; Priceless. \u2022 Sookie notices it&amp;#039;s snowing when there are no clouds. Only Sookie would make this observation in a blood-induced sex fantasy. You&amp;#039;re killing the mood, Sookie. \u2022 The teeny, tiny bit of fur covering Eric&amp;#039;s nether regions. Sigh. \u2022 Sookie admits her weaknesses: &amp;quot;I have powers. Now, granted I may not be very in control of those powers.&amp;quot; \u2022 &amp;quot;I deserve someone who&amp;#039;s not going to be a f**king virgin for all eternity.&amp;quot; That was uncalled for, Hoyt Fortenberry! \u2022 Jason doing push-ups to deal with stress. I love that man. \u2022 &amp;quot;This is so f**king lame.&amp;quot; I was rooting for you, Pam. \u2022 &amp;quot;F**k.&amp;quot; Sookie&amp;#039;s final words? Classic. What did you think of the episode? Leave your comments below! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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