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" The Master &amp;quot;A sailor getting so hellaciously drunk that simulating sex with a woman constructed out of sand seems like a hell of a good idea.&amp;quot; \u2014Kenneth Turan, Los Angeles Times &amp;quot;Deranged Elvis lip curl.&amp;quot; \u2014Claudia Puig, USA Today &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Did you ever kill anyone? Did you have sex with a member of your family? Does it bother you how inconsequential you are?&amp;#039;&amp;quot; \u2014Richard Corliss, Time &amp;quot;Do-gooder-turned-silky-charlatan.&amp;quot; \u2014Peter Travers, Rolling Stone &amp;quot;Circus replica of postwar domestic-consumer fantasy.&amp;quot; \u2014Karina Longworth, Village Voice Resident Evil: Retribution &amp;quot;Something resembling an oversized moist towelette.&amp;quot; \u2014Adam Litovitz, The Globe and Mail &amp;quot;100 pounds of gore into a five-pound sack.&amp;quot; \u2014Linda Barnard, The Toronto Star 10 Years &amp;quot;Like watching a pro wrestler pirouette.&amp;quot; \u2014Stephen Whitty, The Star-Ledger &amp;quot;Forbes&amp;#039;s list of Most Genetically Fortunate Secondary Schools in the U.S.&amp;quot; \u2014Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly Arbitrage &amp;quot;Sounds kind of finance-y.&amp;quot; \u2014Kyle Smith, New York Post &amp;quot;Narrows his eyes and an extra wrinkle appears in his suit.&amp;quot; \u2014Ty Burr, Boston Globe Liberal Arts &amp;quot;Infinite Jest-reading mope and a granola guide to all things mellow.&amp;quot; \u2014Joe Neumaier, New York Daily News &amp;quot;Without excessive navel-gazing.&amp;quot; \u2014Amanda Mae Meyncke, Film.com Last Ounce of Courage &amp;quot;Stripped the country of all its candy canes and Nativity scenes.&amp;quot; \u2014Barbara VanDenburgh, Arizona Republic &amp;quot;Thespian intensity is directly proportional to the angle and depth of one&amp;#039;s forehead furrows &amp;quot; \u2014Michael O&amp;#039;Sullivan, Washington Post Read More Context-Free Lines from Movie Reviews &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; Follow The Culture Blog on RSS and on Twitter at @ESQCulture. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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