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"You know those joke shirts that come with 6-pack abs pre-printed on the front? Well, I have found the equivalent in panty-form. Meet Trim &amp;amp; Proper, the undies that come with &amp;quot;down-there&amp;quot; hair shapes printed on the front. The landing strip: You have the postage stamp: And the triangle: I&amp;#x27;ll give you all a moment to let that sink in. The company says their main use is to &amp;quot;cover mishaps, misshapes and outright neglect.&amp;quot; Wait&amp;amp;#8212;really? If you&amp;#x27;re trying to trick someone into thinking you&amp;#x27;ve groomed down there, usually they&amp;#x27;re close enough to see that the shape is actually screen-printed (or whatever) on fabric and is not actual hair on your actual skin. Plus, when you take it off, isn&amp;#x27;t your lack of landscaping just going to be more evident? It&amp;#x27;s like oh, remember how it looked for a sec when it kinda looked like I had gotten a Brazilian wax? Psych! Super sexy, right? No, no, no. Unless you&amp;#x27;re just trying to make him laugh or he&amp;#x27;s extraordinarily far-sighted (and a little dumb), I advise against this usage. He might consider this false advertising. The second suggestion of using them to &amp;quot;let you tryout your next style before making the mistake of a hasty commitment&amp;quot;&amp;amp;#8212;now, that I can get on board with a bit, especially if you&amp;#x27;re thinking of doing laser hair reduction. As Petra has pointed out in the past, it&amp;#x27;s a big thing to decide what your pubic hair is going to look like forever. You want to make sure you pick the most flattering shape. But let&amp;#x27;s be honest, we all know what they&amp;#x27;re really going to be used for: Bachelorette party gifts. Much like penis pasta, they&amp;#x27;re ridiculous, a little naughty and not something you&amp;#x27;d want to whip out in front of your mother. Kinda perfect. What do you think of these panties, ladies? Funny? Genius? Or dumber than a box of hair (pun intended)? *** More Ways to Get Glamour: Download Glamour on your iPhone or iPad! Like freebies? Enter the latest Glamour sweepstakes! Sign up for our fashion and beauty newsletters to get easy style tips (it&amp;#x27;ll make your inbox 10x sexier, we promise). One more PS: Did you know you can now read glamour.com on your smart phone?! It&amp;amp;#8217;s the ultimate boredom buster."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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