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"FacebookPinterestmonkstraps-14-600.jpeg\n\nThink it's easy coming up with clever story names each month? GQ's ode to the shoe of the season - the monkstrap - may have been called Laces Out, but the title was hardly the only one our editors considered...\n\nHey Hey We're the MonkstrapsMonk In The TrunkThe USA Show Monk Was Severely Critically Underrated And So Are These Shoes.Like Foot-Fucking Two Baby CowsShe Likes Your Strap-OnsMontstrap See, Monkstrap DoMonkmaster FlexThey're Almost Like VelcroThe Thelonius MonkstrapsMonkadelic!There Are Sometimes Two Buckles Instead of One Buckle, But Never LacesIs That a Monkstrap in Your Pocket or Are YouJust Happy to See These MonkstrapsForget What We Said About Loafers. We Were Being CrazyMonastic Straptastic!Like Briefcases for the FeetBuy These Shoes and People Will Like YouLaces are for PussiesStrap One on, Just like a MonkAmp Up Your BuckleMonk'd!By the Time You Get Them They'll Be Played OutThe Only Shoes You Need For What's Left of This MonthMonk-Ass BitchOne, Two, DO NOT Buckle My Shoes"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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