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"  AGE 6 &amp;amp;#150; 10 Josh looks poopy today. AGE 11 I&amp;amp;#146;m going to tell Josh he looks poopy today even though I actually think he looks kind of nice, then I&amp;amp;#146;m going to rub dirt in his hair and run away cackling. No, I&amp;amp;#146;m not. I&amp;amp;#146;m just going to keep reading Madeline L&amp;amp;#146;Engle, because I am a coward and don&amp;#039;t understand my own changing body, also. AGE 12 Wait. What&amp;#039;s happening? I hate Josh. But I like how Josh smells. BUT I want to throw up every time Josh looks at me. What would it feel like to touch tongues with Josh? Probably gross. But maybe good. But probably just gross. Why am I wondering about this? K, now I&amp;amp;#146;m gonna pretend I know what blowjobs are at sleepovers for the next three years. AGE 13  I am going to send my best friend over to Josh&amp;amp;#146;s cafeteria table with a note that asks if he likes me or not. That seems like the mature thing to do. If you guys would just stop giggling, hahaha, you&amp;amp;#146;re totally embarrassing me! WAIT DON&amp;amp;#146;T GO, WE NEED TO MOVE IN A HERD. AGE 14 - 15 Oh my God, that&amp;amp;#146;s what a blowjob is? AGE 16 I had one Mike&amp;amp;#146;s Hard Lemonade so I&amp;amp;#146;m gonna tell Josh how drunk I am at this house party and see if maybe he makes a move. He&amp;amp;#146;s too busy playing Super Smash Brothers Melee, so I&amp;amp;#146;ll just go back to Erica&amp;amp;#146;s house so we can talk about every second that Josh ever looked at me and then watch Steel Magnolias. AGE 17 - 18 Someone told Josh that I&amp;amp;#146;ve liked him for forever, so he asked me out by the lockers. So I guess we&amp;amp;#146;re boyfriend and girlfriend now, right? Even though we haven&amp;amp;#146;t really talked since then. We&amp;amp;#146;re boyfriend and girlfriend now, right? Let&amp;amp;#146;s talk on AIM for seven hours and talk in person once or twice, and then lose our virginities to each other in someone&amp;amp;#146;s older brother&amp;amp;#146;s gross party basement while someone listens to &amp;quot;Sunscreen&amp;quot; in the next room. AGE 19 - 20 This guy in my recitation is cute, I&amp;amp;#146;m gonna impress him by quoting Kierkegaard and speaking really passionately about some war, somewhere. Hey, cute guy, have you seen that hiLAAAArious satire about the financial crisis in The Onion? Yeah, I&amp;amp;#146;m reading Infinite Jest, it truly is one of the greatest works of literature of our time please ask me out please ask me out please ask me out I&amp;amp;#146;m boring myself. AGE 21 Hey guy I&amp;amp;#146;ve been talking to at the bar all night. You have kind eyes, and I&amp;amp;#146;m drunk. Wanna ~*dO iT~*~? AGE 22 - 25 Oh yeah. I&amp;amp;#146;m not like most women. I&amp;amp;#146;m not looking for anything serious either. I also really like whiskey. I&amp;amp;#146;m like, completely different from any other woman you&amp;amp;#146;ve ever hooked up with. Or, like, my vagina&amp;amp;#146;s not different. That would be weird. But my personality is different. I&amp;amp;#146;m just super like, chill, and not needy or anything. Want to hear me make a bunch of nervous dick jokes to try to prove I&amp;amp;#146;m different?! You&amp;#039;re treating me terribly but I still can&amp;#039;t help but like you because of your smell! I hate everything. AGE 26 [See attractive man on train. In your head, go through entire process of courtship, first sexual encounter, engagement, marriage, childbearing, divorce, and attending his second marriage with a cool, civil poker face. Make brief eye contact. Man gets off at his stop. FAIL.] AGE 27 - 30 Hey. I think you&amp;amp;#146;re cute. I expect a certain level of respect from you. If that&amp;amp;#146;s not cool, there&amp;amp;#146;s the door. Emotional Stages of Shopping  Emotional Stages of Partying Emotional Stages of a Hangover Follow Anna on Twitter.   Via Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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