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"  Just the thing to give to that hard-to-please relative who&amp;#039;s going to the Iowa caucuses. The only problem, of course, is that it takes each piece of toast three days to rise. Mary Magdalene, of course, appears only on Pop Tarts. We kid. We keeeeed! We&amp;#039;ll save you all seats on the great big bus to hell. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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