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"Alan Richman turns the tables on obnoxious waiters, needlessly complicated menus, and confusing wine lists. Here, etched in stone for all posterity, are the 30 commandments for making restaurants\u2014and any dining-out experience\u2014better"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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