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" Suggested soundtrack for this post:      Normally it&amp;#039;s a little creepy to celebrate the birthday of a character who isn&amp;#039;t even real, but in the case of Christian Grey, it&amp;#039;s perfectly acceptable. Because it means, this year at least, that there&amp;#039;s a new photo of Jamie Dornan in character from the Fifty Shades of Grey movie for us all to drool over \u2014 courtesy of the film&amp;#039;s Facebook page this morning. It&amp;#039;s the first official photo of him, no less! And it&amp;#039;s beautiful/broody/rife with potential for lewd jokes about how he&amp;#039;s going to take you for a sexy ride ... in his car and let you play with ... his gearstick, etc, etc. Closer analysis of the image also reveals that Christian is wearing his seatbelt (good) and has at least two buttons on his shirt undone (better). But people are still not happy. In just the few hours since the photo&amp;#039;s debut, over 400 serious Fifty Shades fans have left their thoughts in the comments. But as is often the case with Internet commenters, they are grumpy and all sorts of critical. (I say this with love, Cosmopolitan.com commenters, I promise.) Here&amp;#039;s a sampling of their Debbie Downer opinions, LITERALLY:  There are the folks who are sure male model and all-around sexpot Jamie Dornan is just not hot enough to play Christian:   The fangirl who&amp;#039;s particularly concerned about his age, for some reason:  Also, the folks who just think he&amp;#039;s too creepy. What&amp;#039;s up with that?!   And then, there are the (many) folks with other actors in mind. Matt Bomer, for example:  Or Ian Somerhalder:   &amp;quot;Get a grip&amp;quot; indeed, people! Or don&amp;#039;t because comment wars are always good fun. Anyway, how about Robert Pattinson, maybe:  Ryan Gosling, but of course:  Or even Channing Tatum. That also proved to be a contentious suggestion, funnily enough:  And then there&amp;#039;s the poor potty-mouthed lady who somehow didn&amp;#039;t get the memo nine months back when Charlie Hunnam quit the film:  There&amp;#039;s also someone who has apparently managed to see (and review) the film already, somehow:  I&amp;#039;m not sure what this comment even means, but that&amp;#039;s Facebook for you. But to end on a positive note, at least one commenter had genuine birthday wishes, and a fun story to share too:  Let&amp;#039;s all go get some cake and wish Christian happy birthday too. Really though, what more does Jamie Dornan have to do to convince you he&amp;#039;s a great casting?! If your answer is get naked, I agree. But otherwise, let&amp;#039;s give the guy a chance, please.  RELATED: The Fifty Shades Movie Is &amp;quot;More Focused on Romance Than Raunch&amp;quot; Your First Fifty Shades Movie Poster Is Here Here are Some Shirtless Photos of Fifty Shades Jamie Dornan Follow Alex on  Twitter. Photo credit: courtesy of Facebook / Fifty Shades Movie  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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