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"  The Greatest, Most Fascinating and Interesting Divorce Case of Our Time \u2014 that of Nobel Peace Prize winner Kim Kardashian and MacArthur genius grant recipient Kris Humphries \u2014 has (AT LAST!) come to a close this morning, reports TMZ gleefully. Shiva will be held nowhere, but feel free to bring some kugel to my house. After a year and a half of back-and-forth of divorce proceedings (plus one unplanned no-show by Kris), the NBA player has dropped his charges of fraud against Kim for marrying him. Moral of the story: Marrying someone whose first name is the exact same as your mom&amp;#039;s, idiosyncratic spelling and all, is destined to fail. Now I know to never marry a guy named Carol. It&amp;#039;s good timing for Kim and the rest of the Kardashian klan: the pregnant Kim was freaking out about possibly having to testify under oath that certain scenes in Keeping Up With The Kardashians were staged, according to Extra TV. (WHAT I HAD NO IDEA I FEEL SO BETRAYED just kidding). In two days, when Ryan Seacrest interviews the girls, you can bet we&amp;#039;ll hear some canned sound bites about how much Kim still loves Kris as a friend and how their 72-day marriage and 536-day divorce (Jesus H. Christ) was a very important life experience, thank you and namaste, blah blah blah, TL;DR. Meanwhile, rumor has it that Kim and Kanye \u2014 who is gallivanting in Paris sans his better half \u2014 have not seen each other for 86 days since she announced her pregnancy, says Radar Online. Are those two having trouble? You know what sometimes helps when relationships are going through a rough patch? A huge, expensive, televised wedding. What could go wrong? Follow Anna on Twitter: @annabreslaw Image via Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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