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" Oh, sorry, did you think you were having a shitty day? We get it. After all, Monday was officially the most depressing day of the year. Well, to give you a break and get those seratonin receptors firing in a way that can only be stimulated by marvelling at the misfortune of others, check this scenario out: Some poor schlep in Hewitt, Texas was driving home from work, minding his own business, and was smoked by another car operated by, not surprisingly, a drunken asshole. Luckily, our hero escaped unscathed, if a little dusted up, and after watching his assumedly unwitting assailant get carted off to instant-karma jail, resumed his homeward trek, this time on foot. Because, apparently, the cops in Hewitt are too busy doing, er, somethin&amp;#039; else other than sympathetically driving accident victims home. Bear in mind: This is a 6.9-square-mile township. So our unnamed hero was strolling resolutely, hands no doubt shoved deep in his pockets and visions of a well-deserved adult soda guiding him like a proverbial carrot on a stick when, guess what? Yep. Hit again. This time by a black Pontiac Vibe, to be exact, although that detail really doesn&amp;#039;t add much but some visual accents to our story. And, alas, Lady Luck, fickle wench that she is, had abandoned our sorry sap victim, and he wound up not home, but in the hospital, with serious injuries. We wish him the best. Buck up, campers. The polar vortex has danced away and temps are rising, it&amp;#039;s almost the weekend, and you (probably) haven&amp;#039;t been hit by a car today. Twice. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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