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"If you take one message away from this story, it's to leave street performers alone. Be especially careful around the ones dressed as cowboys, because \u2014as the dude in this video recently learned the hard way \u2014 they may just retaliate with a fist straight to your face.  \nAnd while we're usually on the side of pacifism, in this case, we completely side with the street performer for slugging out this nitwit who treated the performer as his personal rag toy. \nSEE ALSO:  Man Dressed as Plant Pranks Passersby\n \nBack off, bro \u2014 wet willies are where we draw the line. We hope the cowboy got a few extra tips that day for taking care of this fool. \nBONUS: 20 Entertaining YouTube Videos Under 20 Seconds\n\n\n20 Videos Under 20 Seconds\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. Can You Say Banana?\nApples and banahoahahshas.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Cuban Spider\nCuban Pete is king of the rumba beat.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. Running Toy Poodle\nJust needed a little exercise.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Hokey Pokey Dog\nHokey Pokey on repeat.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Yay! Kermit Arm Flail\nTypical Muppet reaction.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Gangnam Han Solo Style\nGangnam Style + Star Wars = 11 Seconds of Awesome\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Crawling Cat \nPugs are pretty scary.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. The Screaming Sheep\nAHHHHHHH!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. Sneezing Baby Panda\nGesundheit.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. Soccer Ball + Face = Ouch\nNo description needed.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. Cat Fight\nFur will fly.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n12. Four Legs at a Time\nHoppity hop pug.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n13. We're Trucking! \nTrucking, trucking...whaaa?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n14. 5 Little Welsh Corgi Pembroke Puppies\nSometimes all you need is a few seconds of puppies.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n15. Cheerleader Fail.\nHigh kicks.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n16. Afraid of Technology\nThis is why people are afraid of technology.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n17. How To Pronounce Hamburger\nNow you know how to say hamburger.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n18. \"I So Pale\"\nFailed to watch for the red light.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n19. Shortest Attention Span Ever\nWell, that was fun.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n20. PSYwalker\nLuke tries to resist the Dark PSYde.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVideo courtesy of YouTube, oathyRICH. Image via iStockphoto, WoodenDinosaur. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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