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"Books provide us with endless amounts of knowledge. Knowledge is power \u2014 but power is evil.\nJust days after LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow successfully funded the resurgence of the hit show, it has been revealed that we have made a terrible mistake.\nSee also: Train Smashes Into Truck Filled With Watermelons\n\nThis Funny or Die skit shows an updated version of the show's mind-numbing theme song, proving that Burton and his catchy tune will probably kill you \u2014 or, worse, the entire world.\nWe trusted him with our children and more than 3 million dollars.\n\nImage: Funny or DieHave something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.\nBONUS: 11 Terrible Book Covers to Scare You Off Reading\n\n\n\n11 Terrible Book Covers That Could Probably Use a Redesign\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. The Hobbit, 50th Anniversary Edition\nThe 50th anniversary cover of Tolkien's amazing children's novel features what appears to be an elderly Grover and Newman from Seinfeld.\n\nImage:  Ballantine Books\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Those Amazing Leeches\n\nQuick tip for all of you self-publishers out there: Infected toes are excellent fodder for book covers.\n\nImage:  Dillon Press\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. How to Make Beautiful Food in a Mold\n\nStellar text layout, beautiful molds and a great meal await you in this 1976 classic.\n\nImage:  McKay\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Still Stripping After 25 Years\n\nA milestone worth celebrating.\n\nImage:  Quilt in a Day\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. The SteelMaster of Indwallin, Book 2 of \"The Gods Within\"\nWe don't have any problems with the obviously real photograph making up the cover of this fantasy novel -- we just really hate the font choice.\n\nImage: Telemachus Press Telemachus Press\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Knitting With Dog Hair\n\nA dog sweater made of dog hair seems very wrong.\n\nImage:  St. Martins Press\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Make it in Denim\n\nThere's really no reason not to.\n\nImage:  Taplinger Pub Co\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Godsfire\n\nWeird cat people with human-butts might seem strange, but it made Mass Effect a multimillion-dollar franchise.\n\nImage:  Pocket Books\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. More Great Pantyhose Crafts\n\nYou thought the first book was exhaustive? Not even close -- we've got another six volumes on the way.\n\nImage:  Doubleday\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. Murder in the Hellfire Club\n\nFinally, the truth about the founding fathers.\n\nImage:  Penguin Books\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. What's Wrong With My Snake?\n\nFor snake issues that aren't so pressing as to need a professional veterinarian, but still require third-party assistance. \n\nImage:  Advanced Vivarium Systems\n\n\n\n\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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