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"I&amp;amp;#8217;m all for sexy and quirky lingerie. But this wacky contraption I spotted earlier today might just be too much for even me.This &amp;amp;#8220;Chinese Cleavage Clamp&amp;amp;#8221; commercial is making the rounds online and if you watch even a few moments of the five-minute long video, you&amp;amp;#8217;ll understand why. There&amp;amp;#8217;s crazy music, pretty women and oh, yes, an elaborate pulley system that increases your breasts by two cup sizes! The video isn&amp;#x27;t terribly safe for work, so proceed with caution. And the music is kind of loud, so turn down those speakers... I especially love the cartoon simulation of boobs actually growing. As far as shapewear goes, this one isn&amp;amp;#8217;t too bad looking. It&amp;amp;#8217;s certainly sexier than the super highwaisted shorts number I peeled myself out of this weekend. Do you ever wear shapewear? Do you care if it&amp;amp;#8217;s sexy? And would you ever consider trying out this crazy corset thingy? I think it&amp;amp;#8217;d be kind of fun to play around with those magic strings! P.S. The clap-off bra. It&amp;amp;#8217;s exactly what it sounds like! For more on sexy underthings&amp;amp;#133; * Styling a Corset into a Wearable Look * Hooking Up: Sexy Advice from Agent Provocateur&amp;amp;#8217;s Creative Director * 5 Expert Tips for Finding Your Perfect Bra What&amp;#x27;s With All the Spam in the Comments Section? Sick of all those annoying ads in the comments section lately? So are we! We police the site regularly and delete spam as soon as we can, but recently, the volume of spam has increased dramatically. We&amp;#x27;re working on a way to block them permanently, so please bear with us, and know that we&amp;#x27;re as eager as you are to get rid of these pests. Meanwhile, please continue to use the Report Abuse button to flag spam--it really does help!-- and continue to leave your brilliant feedback below. If you have any urgent questions about the spam, please contact us. And a special note to you, spammers; we officially declare you a major DON&amp;#x27;T. More Ways to Get Glamour Visit ShopGlamour.com for cute stuff starting at just $10! Enter the latest Glamour sweepstakes! Follow us on Twitter! Add us to your iGoogle homepage. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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