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"American States, like Americans themselves, are fond of trumpeting their superlatives. To hear them tell it, they're all first in something: Corn growth, coal production, giant-est giant-ball-of-twine, blah, blah, blah. But something's not adding up, States: If you're all so great, how come the country's giving off the distinct odor of failure?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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