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" No matter where the Kardashians are or what the Kardashians are doing, they&amp;#039;re wearing evening wear. If they&amp;#039;re on a beach, out for a green juice, or just walking the dog, you can pretty much guarantee they&amp;#039;ll look minimum eight times fancier than your average Kim Non-Kardashian. So we here at Cosmopolitan.com, in the name of journalism and our legacy, decided to go to Whole Foods wearing Kardashian gear. (Note: we only had about five minutes to shoot here because we got kicked out. SMH, Whole Foods. SMH.) From left: that&amp;#039;s me Dara Adeeyo, our sex and relationships editor Anna Breslaw, our beauty editor Carly Cardellino, and our senior community manager Elisa Benson. We are all wearing gowns inspired by the Kardashian/Jenner beach photo shoot pictured above.    Our local Whole Foods is located inside a glamorous New York City mall, so we got an awesome &amp;quot;exiting the mall&amp;quot; moment \u2014 a Kardashian signature.    Elisa tells us what it was like strolling around as Khloe Kardashian in a sexy lace gown.  Elisa: &amp;quot;Being a Kardashian is everything. When you are a Kardashian, people want to give you things, like dogs. A man gave us his beautiful dogs to take a picture with. They also want to take your picture and post it on social media. Your hair looks flawless 24/7. You don&amp;#039;t smile; you &amp;#039;own the room,&amp;#039; etc. Sure, you get kicked out of Whole Foods, but only because you are famous and other people are jealous of you! Even mundane things like waiting forever for Anna to buy a smoothie because she asks questions like &amp;#039;is this ALL the fruit you have?&amp;#039;, are exciting, because you are the center of attention. I was Khloe who is the best one, obviously.&amp;quot;  Next Anna describes her experience as Kylie Jenner in a Princess Peach dress.  Anna: &amp;quot;Considering that I had no idea which one was Kylie or Kendall, that basically sums up my feelings on the Great Kardashian Kaper. I could not breathe in my dress, and started hallucinating about mid-way through that Kim had married Kanye West and rode around topless with him on a motorcycle in one of his music videos. And then Kris Jenner approached, butterfly-kissed me lightly on the forehead, and I woke up back at my desk in my regular clothes, except I wasn&amp;#039;t wearing underwear anymore. What happened, exactly? That&amp;#039;s between me and my God.&amp;quot; Carly sums up what it&amp;#039;s like to be Kendall Jenner in a white gown.  Carly: &amp;quot;Like a Kardashian, I don&amp;#039;t have much to say about my experience. It was fun and I really liked my dress.&amp;quot;  I was Kim Kardashian in a high-slit gown.  &amp;quot;I freaking love the Kardashians. Especially my girl Kim K. I chose to imitate her for obvious reasons: we share the same rump size and she&amp;#039;s the sexiest. I wanted to be the sexiest. I think I achieved it. I don&amp;#039;t think a hot dog has ever looked so delicious. And while tourists kept asking who I was because well, I looked as fab as Kim, I finally understood what it must feel like to be an actual member of the Kardashian clan. As tourists interrupted the shoot to take a shot of me in my gown, all I wanted to do was scream: No more pictures pleaaase!&amp;quot;  Don&amp;#039;t try this at home, kids. Special thanks to our friends at Rent the Runway for providing the dresses. Want more from Dara? Follow her on Facebook and Twitter @dadeeyo.   Photo: Kathleen Kamphausen / X17online.com "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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