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"FacebookPinterest\u00A9 Austin Raishbrook/Splash News/Corbis\n\nBrown in Jail for a Month\n\nEvery morning he'll hear the wake-up alarm, see the white cinderblock cell through his half-opened, crusted eyes, and groan: \"Don't wake me up!\" (E! Online)\n\nHow the Knicks Won Phil Jackson\n\nThey courted him with manliness: a dudes-only party, Eagles concerts, and ATVs. (Deadspin)\n\nCourtney Love Found the Plane, Guys\n\n Love tweeted a picture in which she has circled, MS Paint-style, a brownish patch of ocean near where the Malaysian flight was last tracked. Glad that's solved! (CNN)&amp;amp;#xC2;\n\nJason Segel as DFW\n\n All we have to say is: #normcore (Flavorwire)\n\nSofia Coppola is doing a Little Mermaid Movie\n\n Now you have a reason to justify watching the Little Mermaid as an adult\u2014Coppola makes films and it's a live-action reimagining. But who are we kidding? We'll still be secretly guilty-pleasure watching the Disney version. (The Guardian)\n\nSweet Revenge\n\n A British man tried to buy a PS3 through a classifieds site, but the seller took the money and never sent the goods. But the buyer had his phone number, and decided to clogged up the seller's phone with the entirety of Macbeth and Hamlet and Othello and nineteen other Shakespeare plays. (Business Insider)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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