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"  I&amp;#039;ve always found the most hilarious kind of retro gender politics to be the ones that put women up on a pedestal: For example, Jerry Lewis saying that he can&amp;#039;t watch women be funny because they&amp;#039;re &amp;quot;debasing themselves&amp;quot; to the &amp;quot;lowest common denominator,&amp;quot; rather than drifting though life in a gauzy white dress \u2014 a la Joanna Newsom music videos and/or depression medication commercials \u2014 as the pure, glorious womb-vessels we are.  A similar attitude from a Connecticut hedge fund billionaire (I know, you&amp;#039;d think those guys are really progressive! But no) can be found in The Cut: One Paul Tudor Jones, who incidentally has three daughters, says that female employees are Leaning In? Bending Over? If so, this guy&amp;#039;s bending over like a dimepiece in a Ludacris video. Jones spoke on a panel at the University of Virginia: &amp;quot;Every single investment idea... every desire to understand what is going to make this go up or go down is going to be overwhelmed by the most beautiful experience... which a man will never share, about a mode of connection between that mother and that baby. And I&amp;#039;ve just seen it happen over and over.&amp;quot; Gah! The Stepford Wives was NOT a documentary, dude.      You know what else is a beautiful experience? Never having babies, and making all the money. (Plus, studies show that childless men who want kids are more depressed than childless women in the same position.) But let&amp;#039;s not cry over... SPILT MILK. Badoom-chh. Follow Anna on Twitter. Image via Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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