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" Last night marked the season finale of New Girl&amp;amp;mdash;did you love or hate the key moments? Either way, now that we&amp;#x27;ve had two full seasons to get to know Jess Day&amp;#x27;s three delightful male roomies, it&amp;#x27;s time to ask the hardest question in the world. Of the three guys, who would you do, who would you dump, and who would you marry? Nick Why you would do: Did you see that first kiss? We&amp;#x27;re still hot from it. Why you would dump: He&amp;#x27;s grumpy, he&amp;#x27;s ambitionless, he has a bit of a drinking problem, and he thinks the proper way to open a grapefruit is by slamming it on the counter. Sure, he makes it all cute when he&amp;#x27;s on TV, but could you really live with it? Why you would marry: Because seriously, he makes curmudgeonly adorable, and we&amp;#x27;re all in love with him. Schmidt Why you would do: Dude seems to spend serious effort honing his bedroom skills. He&amp;#x27;s got (possibly terrifying) props, a super-hot body, and apparently the skills to make Cece unable to stop thinking about him, even when she&amp;#x27;s at the altar with Shivrang. Daaaang. Why you would dump: Um, he&amp;#x27;s pretty obnoxious, which would be a lot less funny if he were your boyfriend, and he&amp;#x27;s got some weird hangups about his former fatness that make him insecure and kind of judge-y. I mean, I think we can all agree that Elizabeth&amp;#x27;s Y2Kitty T-shirt was awesome and Schmidt was being a jerk. Plus, I&amp;#x27;m pretty sure his heart really belongs to Cece. Why you would marry: Underneath his goofy exterior, there&amp;#x27;s a big heart belonging to the kind of guy who can take one look at you in your wedding dress and realize everything you&amp;#x27;re thinking, then concoct a wild scheme to save you from an unhappy marriage even though he&amp;#x27;s got a new woman in his life already. Winston Why you would do: He&amp;#x27;s a cute former professional basketball player who occasionally jams out to the Wicked soundtrack in his car. Cannot. Resist. The. Hotness. Why you would dump: Winston is good-looking and hilarious, but a lot of times in between the outrageous Schmidt one-liners and endless Nick/Jess heat and drama, you honestly kind of forget about him. Why you would marry: Aside from the way he completely loses it when it comes to pulling pranks, he generally seems like the most level-headed, steady one of the bunch. Plus, he&amp;#x27;s a loyal friend who looks good in a skintight red suit, so I personally think that qualifies him for all you need in a husband. OK, ladies, make the call. Do, dump, or marry: Nick, Schmidt, and Winston. Please explain your choices! More New Girl discussions: OK, Who Can Beat the New Girl Crew for the Worst Losing Your Virginity Story You&amp;amp;#8217;ve Ever Heard? *Let&amp;#x27;s Talk &amp;quot;Emotional Fluffers&amp;quot; From Last Night&amp;#x27;s New Girl. Have You Ever Had One? *Relationships Outside Your Comfort Zone: So, How&amp;amp;#8217;d That Work Out for Nick on New Girl? Photos: Fox"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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