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" Yes, there are now illustrations of your favorite Disney princes (and other male characters) showing off their princely packages. Isn&amp;#039;t that just what you needed this morning? Yes, yes it is.  Courtesy of the delightfully phallic minds over at Jezebel, the series of sketches includes Prince Charming and his &amp;quot;perfect&amp;quot; peen, Prince Eric, Li Shang, Frozen&amp;#039;s Kristoff (who, Jezebel believes, has a &amp;quot;super thick dick ... like a Coke can,&amp;quot; and you know he&amp;#039;d take dick pics with the can right there for comparative purposes) and even Gaston. Let&amp;#039;s just say Gaston&amp;#039;s daily five dozen eggs are all laced with steroids, because yeah:  Seriously though, Disney can&amp;#039;t get away with styling many of their movies&amp;#039; princes in tight, riding-style pants and not expect people to wonder what&amp;#039;s the deal with their bulges (or, really, lack of bulges). And even when they&amp;#039;re less form-fitting \u2014 i.e. Aladdin&amp;#039;s harem pants \u2014 the drapey nature of fabric through the crotch really should, for the sake of accuracy/sexy Disney thoughts, yield some visible peen lines. Jezebel is doing the dirty work, literally and metaphorically, and should be applauded for it.  See more &amp;quot;Disney Dudes&amp;#039; Dicks,&amp;quot; as well as in-depth descriptions of said dicks, over at Jezebel. The collection does need more Hercules, but maybe there&amp;#039;ll be more to come. (LOL!) Follow Alex on  Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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