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"  So, what&amp;#039;s the going rate for having catfights in stilettos and G&amp;amp;amp;Ts with Andy Cohen these days? Well, it depends which Real Housewife you are: In other words, how long have you been on your particular Bravo franchise, and, more importantly how much of a sh*tshow and/or raging alcoholic are you? Below, a comprehensive list of all the mind-boggling paychecks you can possibly want. (And it doesn&amp;#039;t even include the women&amp;#039;s various entrepreneurial spinoffs, like Teresa Giudice&amp;#039;s cookbooks or Ramona Singer&amp;#039;s pinot grigio, which I might be drinking right now. Just kidding! I never drink while I&amp;#039;m working. Just kidding! Just kidding. I might.) Below, a comprehensive list of their earnings from OK Magazine via HuffPo. Warning: If there was ever a sadly convincing case to skip college and go on reality TV, this is it. Atlanta Cynthia Bailey: $300,000 Phaedra Parks: $300,000 Kandi Burrus: $450,000 NeNe Leakes: $1 million Above, we learn that NeNe Leakes is the highest-earning housewife. New Jersey  Jacqueline Laurita $275,000 Melissa Gorga $350,000 Caroline Manzo $400,000 Teresa Giudice: $650,000 And Teresa Guidice, the most reprehensible of the New Jersey housewives (unless you&amp;#039;ve heard one of Melissa Gorga&amp;#039;s horrid techno-remix ballads), takes home the turkey. New York Heather Thompson: $175,000 Aviva Drescher: $200,0000 Sonja Morgan: $220,000 Ramona Singer: $500,000 Countess Luann DeLesseps: $500,000 As if Ramona or the Countess needs more pocket change to buy Swarovski thongs with, or whatever the heck they do. Orange County Alexis Bellino:$175,000 Tamra Barney: $325,000 Gretchen Rossi: $375,000 Vicki Gunvalson: $500,000 Most of which Vicki likely spent on that plastic surgery. Beverly Hills Brandi Glanville: $175,000 Kyle Richards: $225,000 Lisa Vanderpump: $350,000 Along with Vanderpump&amp;#039;s stint on Dancing With The Stars. That lady has a LOTTA cash. Miami Adriana De Moura, Marysol Patton, Joanna Krupa: $55-75,000 The lowest-rating show of the bunch. Do them a favor and waste your time! I mean, watch it! There you have it. Any surprises in the bunch? I figured Brandi Glanville would be raking more in, considering all the recent LeAnn Rimes drama with Glanville&amp;#039;s ex-husband and Rimes&amp;#039; current husband, Eddie Cibrian. Follow Anna on Twitter: @annabreslaw Image via NBC "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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