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"  Hey, Steve Beshear, you&amp;#039;re going to get re-elected governor of Kentucky by a huge margin because your opponent is about nine almonds short of a Snickers bar. Good for you. But, let this be a lesson to you. You can welcome into your state the Creation Museum. You can even climb up on the anklyosaurus that&amp;#039;s wearing a saddle. You can give all the tax breaks in, well, Creation to those people so they can build Six Flags Over Schizophrenia, or whatever the hell their theme park is called. It doesn&amp;#039;t matter. You&amp;#039;re still a Democrat and, sooner or later, they&amp;#039;ll get around to hating you again: In an interview, [Williams] accused Beshear, the son and grandson of Baptist ministers, of worshipping &amp;quot;false gods&amp;quot; and said he hopes members of the Hindu faith convert to Christianity. Hey, yo, David Williams? There are more than a billion people in this world who follow the Hindu religion and 99.999 percent of them would think you&amp;#039;re a goober. False gods? Who the hell are you when you&amp;#039;re at home, Charlton Heston?  This, of course, is not the first time that our fundamentalist friends have collided with Hinduism. In several zoos, Christians have found themselves oppressed by the presence of statues of the Hindu god Ganesh in the elephant paddock. (No comment from the elephants, who are far too sensible to involve themselves with these people.) "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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