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" In the past decade, 17,616 people found themselves in an American emergency room, explaining to a kind, poker-faced doctor that when zipping their pants, they&amp;#039;d managed to injure themselves \u2014 you know, their selves. Most of the time, it was men doing the explaining. And yep, this is newly published science. We know we recommended against the button fly last time around. &amp;quot;We prefer the brute efficiency and clean lay of a good zipper,&amp;quot; was how we put it. Maybe some of you misinterpreted brute. Maybe you were soused or hurrying. (None of these fly as excuses, by the way.) But regardless, gentlemen, please be more careful. You&amp;#039;ve got two options: You can invest in some button-ups; they take longer to reassemble, and they&amp;#039;re a bit less smooth, but at least there&amp;#039;s no threat of emasculation. Or, you can be a bit more fastidious and take your damn time with your zipper. You&amp;#039;ll still outrace the man at the neighboring urinal with the extra three buttons to maneuver, and you&amp;#039;ll also save your dick. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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