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"In case you&amp;#x27;re not aware (though, on second thought, why would you be?), today is Jerry Seinfeld&amp;#x27;s birthday! I&amp;#x27;ve learned a lot things from watching Seinfeld over the years, not to mention I&amp;#x27;m that person who goes around on Dec. 23 wishing everyone a &amp;quot;happy Festivus for the rest of us&amp;quot; (which, FYI, is also my birthday!) and telling everyone who visits my apartment that I live on the same block as the Costanzas. So, I&amp;#x27;d like to share some of that knowledge: Don&amp;#x27;t let traveling stress you out... ...or jars of condiments. But if they do, just de-stress with dancing... ...or treating yourself. But when you&amp;#x27;re ordering, it&amp;#x27;s best to keep it simple. Because everything else in your life, especially dating, is not simple. And if the person you&amp;#x27;re dating doesn&amp;#x27;t like your friends (or your inside jokes), maybe he or she isn&amp;#x27;t the one for you... ...because your buddies will always be there to celebrate with you... ...or protect you from danger. But, at the end of the day, you know what really matters most. What have you learned from Seinfeld? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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