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"There are many great reasons to be a vegetarian: (awkward pause). Okay, I can&amp;amp;#8217;t think of any, mostly because I&amp;amp;#8217;m a near meatan (we eat only meat; drink only gravy). I actually have zero problem with vegetarians; some of my best friends are vegetarians. My problem with &amp;amp;#8220;ians&amp;amp;#8221; of any kind is when they get preachy. Which is why an article titled &amp;amp;#8220;Vegetarians Enjoy Oral Sex More&amp;amp;#8221; caught my eye and my ire. I call bullsh*t. Firstly, while Blisstree&amp;amp;#8217;s article did note that the stat &amp;amp;#8220;doesn&amp;amp;#8217;t come with much explanation,&amp;amp;#8221; it cites data that OKCupid collected from &amp;amp;#8220;its hundreds of millions of users.&amp;amp;#8221; As of 2010, OKCupid had about 3.5 million users. And a bunch of those users haven&amp;amp;#8217;t checked their profile since the dawn of time. Secondly, I freaking love oral sex. And I love meat. Sometimes I have dreams where I am having it while eating a steak. What possible science could there be behind the notion that people who don&amp;amp;#8217;t eat meat enjoy giving or receiving oral sex less more than those who do? It&amp;amp;#8217;s just made up. It is true that eating certain foods can influence what things things taste like down there&amp;amp;#8212;and here I need to tip my hat to my college GF, a lifelong veggie who wore a shirt that read &amp;amp;#8220;Vegetarians Taste Better.&amp;amp;#8221; People who eat meat, smoke or drink may taste slightly more acidic. If you eat lots of pineapple; you&amp;amp;#8217;ll taste sweeter. But diet has vastly less effect on our flavor than other factors like hygiene, where a woman is in her menstrual cycle, and immediate external factors (if he just took off a condom, for instance). The reason this datum may have emerged from the 256, 370 OKCupid users polled is that vegetarians have time to take such polls; the rest of us are busy having oral sex, trying to have it, or stalking our dinner. Have a question about Dating, Relationships, or Sex for Single John? Submit it here. Can be totally Anonymous! More on Hooking Up at Glamour.com Hooking Up: &amp;quot;Help! After My Boyfriend Orgasms, He&amp;amp;#8217;s Done For the Night. What About Me? Eureka! Researchers Have Mapped the Erotic Side of Women&amp;#x27;s Brains! Hooking Up: Mix Up Your Next Romp With This Super Simple Move More Ways to Get Glamour: Chat with celebs, VIP fashion stars, beauty pros and more on our Facebook page! Visit Facebook.com/glamour for this month&amp;amp;#8217;s schedule Photo: Thinkstock Visit ShopGlamour.com for cute stuff starting at just $10! Download Glamour Magazine for your iPad--print subscribers, it&amp;amp;#8217;s now part of your subscription plan! Enter the latest Glamour sweepstakes! Follow us on Twitter. Photo credit: Jupiter Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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