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"  Michelle Rodriguez and model Cara Delevingne sat front row at last night&amp;#039;s basketball match between the New York Knicks and the Detroit Pistons and gosh, they were just the worst. The New York Post reports both drank &amp;quot;throughout the contest,&amp;quot; and photos from the match certainly back the paper&amp;#039;s claim up. With the misfortune of sitting next to them, I think boxer Miguel Cotto&amp;#039;s expression (pictured above) says it all. And just to clarify, it says &amp;quot;ugh I can&amp;#039;t believe I&amp;#039;m sat next to these messy trainwrecks.&amp;quot; Let&amp;#039;s recount all the obnoxious behavior: They posed for awful selfies. Look at the people behind them! strong&amp;gt;And also posed for awful photos taken by other people. Again, notice Miguel Cotto \u2014 who is my new favorite person \u2014 leaning out of frame in a clever (but failed by proxy) attempt to avoid association with the pair.   Then Cara stood up to take photos and is that even allowed? I&amp;#039;m not sure, but I am still loving Miguel Cotto.   Also, Michelle&amp;#039;s hair covered her face and she looked a little like that creepy girl from The Ring for a second. Cara is, I think, concerned.   Cara wore her baseball cap backwards. UGH.   And smoked what appears to be an electronic cigarette.  She blew smoke rings. I mean, really.   In fact, they stuck their tongues out a lot. Who knows why; they&amp;#039;re out of control!  More tongue action; more second-hand shame from Miguel Cotto.   Michelle whispered a lot of drunken sweet nothings to a wide-eyed Cara.   And Cara whispered sweet nothings right back.   Then she fumbled with Michelle&amp;#039;s crotch for a second, or so it appears.  Also, they pawed at each other&amp;#039;s faces.  And at one point, they napped.  Note: this is during the game, in their front row seats. Oh, and they kissed a bit too. Everyone around them should be offered some sort of refund (and/or a spa gift card, because that&amp;#039;s always nice) for having to endure the experience. And somewhere, right now, Miley Cyrus is deleting Cara&amp;#039;s number from her phone because she doesn&amp;#039;t appreciate being two-timed like this.  Follow Alex on Twitter. Photo credit: Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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