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"A young woman named Alison Denico, after entering into her first serious relationship at 20, received the following sex advice letter from her 86-year-old grandma, written on the back of a newsletter from her senior housing facility. Shockingly, her grandma is not Betty White. I spotted this gem on Nerve.com via TheGloss and knew I had to share a few of this grandma&amp;#x27;s nuggets of wisdom, which range from really good to really good and also hilarious, thus proving that older women are definitely wiser. And also largely averse to anal sex. All of the following, courtesy of Alison&amp;#x27;s Grandma Carmela, clearly a spitfire in her day. Really good: You can make sure you know a man well by dating him on weekends and vacations. If he&amp;#x27;s unsure about committing, DUMP him. No excuses. To know if you are both in love, you feel a &amp;quot;connection&amp;quot; in bed. If you feel ALONE in bed when having sex, you are with the WRONG man. This is CRITICAL! The connection of mind, body, soul! Make sure you never marry an abusive control freak. When a man loves you, there is respect. He will be proud of you and your achievements &amp;amp;#8212; not jealous and needing to know your every move, or keeping you away from family and friends. Really good and also hilarious: When having sex and the female does not enjoy it, I strongly recommend that the female gets on top of the man. It always works, the female has a climax and enjoyment. If he wants to perform oral sex on you, enjoy it! Many men are PIGS. They want sex every day! You are not obligated to say &amp;quot;yes&amp;quot; to please him if you do not feel up to it. You never do anything unless you want to. To pacify the pig, give him manual stimulation! Always make sure the man&amp;#x27;s penis is CLEAN. Make sure he washes it with soap and water before coming to bed. Preach, Grandma Consuela. You can read the rest of her (pretty amazing) sex advice here. Alas, my grandparents passed away before I was old enough to receive this sort of amazing unsolicited love and romance advice (womp), so I have to make do with other people&amp;#x27;s saucy elders. Do you guys have any good raunchy advice from older members of your family, or anyone else? What&amp;#x27;s the best piece of sex advice you&amp;#x27;ve ever gotten? More sex advice (and grandmas): *5 Dating Tips from the Smartest Women in the World *Hilarious Love Advice From Nick Hornby in The Believer&amp;#x27;s New Book *OMSquee: High School Student Will Take His Great Grandmother to Prom! Photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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