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"You guys, this week everyone is trying to make something happen, and it&amp;amp;#8217;s not fetch. It&amp;amp;#8217;s &amp;amp;#8220;places of conception.&amp;amp;#8221; And it&amp;amp;#8217;s weird. First, Ikea unveiled a set of (admittedly clever) ads, featuring family trees with an unusual twist: In framed photographs beneath each married couple, there&amp;amp;#8217;s a picture of the Ikea furniture on which its implied the couple conceived their children. Malm and Lekvik, they&amp;amp;#8217;re practically a part of the family. And then, not to be outdone by Ikea (or anyone ever, obviously), Kanye West jumped into the &amp;amp;#8220;Guess where we conceived&amp;amp;#8221; game. Fueling rumors that their wedding will be held in Italy, Kanye told a newspaper in Florence that he thinks he and Kim conceived baby North in their city, &amp;amp;#8220;among the Renaissance masterpieces.&amp;amp;#8221; Um, good to know? Have you guys ever noticed that when people are trying to have a baby or just recently had one, they&amp;#x27;re suddenly a lot more open to telling you intimate (and unsolicited) details about their sex life? I was literally just having a conversation about this with friends the other night, discussing how recently married friends who are on the baby track have started offering up information like how often they&amp;#x27;re doing it, when, where, in what positions. I mean, I get it&amp;amp;#8212;you&amp;#x27;re trying to do something major in your life and it&amp;#x27;s on your mind a lot, but sometimes it weirds me out a little. Adding to the week&amp;#x27;s trend, Anna also informs me that on this week&amp;#x27;s True Tori (I didn&amp;#x27;t watch because I&amp;#x27;m having a rough week and that show makes me too sad), Dean makes Tori a map of all their special places, including where their children were conceived. And let&amp;#x27;s not forget the OG spot-of-conception celebrity oversharers, the Howard family, wherein Bryce Dallas and her siblings were all given middle names representative of where they were conceived. Man, people love sharing this information, including with their kids, eh? Anyway, thanks a lot to all these folks for making me think about when and where parents conceived. This inevitably leads me to think about my own parents, and blech ick make it stop, please. And now my mother will presumably read this and think it is hilarious to text me a picture of her bed or something to torture me. (To be fair, she&amp;amp;#8217;s right&amp;amp;#8212;that would be pretty funny.) Do you guys notice the oversharing sex talk when babies are on the brain? Have your parents ever told you where you were conceived? I&amp;#x27;m cringing for North West in about 13 years when her classmates start teasing her about this. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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