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"People, prepare for a perfectly perplexing proclamation (and overuse of words starting with the letter P): Pearls inside of penises are apparently a thing that can happen. Laying the groundwork for a thousand &amp;quot;family jewels&amp;quot; jokes, it seems that Demi Moore&amp;#x27;s rumored boyfriend Will Hanigan has a special surprise in his manliest bit. The 30-year-old is a third-generation pearl diver, and according to the New York Daily News, he had a pearl inserted in his penis when he was in his late teens as part of a pearl-farming tradition. But...but...why? And more important, WHY? Although not recommended by a doctor who commented (evidently it could erode through the surface, which, OMG EW OUCH EW), it is possible that it could enhance the feelings of sex for his partner. Evidently, the sensation would be similar to a French tickler. If you know what that is, you were way ahead of me. Apparently I am just not up to speed on all the different things you can accessorize with during sex. Like pearls. In penises. OK then. Have you ever heard of a weirder penis adornment than this? If so, please share immediately. All about the man parts: *Accidental Penis, the Tumblr That&amp;#x27;s Going to Make Your Weekend *15 Nicknames for His...You Know, Inspired by Movies! *Welp, This Is One Contest You Probably Don&amp;#x27;t Want Your Boyfriend to Win Photo: Corbis"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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