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"Instead of eating lunch from the office cafeteria, today I ventured out of the building, figuring I&amp;#039;d find a little hole-in-the-wall lunch place. What a disaster.  I got a turkey sandwich on raisin bread and brought it back to my office -- but the label didn&amp;#039;t say there were walnuts in the bread. I hate walnuts. Of course I&amp;#039;m at my desk when I discover this, so my only option is to go downstairs to the office cafeteria to try for Lunch Round II. Round II involves egg salad. I&amp;#039;m rarely in the mood for egg salad, but today I was, so I went for it (even though I had never tried it there before). I even got it as a platter, figuring I didn&amp;#039;t need starchy bread on top of all the calories I&amp;#039;d be getting from the mayo. Good intentions! ;) I get upstairs, sit down at my desk and take a heaping bite.  Blech! Spit it out.  It&amp;#039;s packed with scallions\u2026so many that it&amp;#039;s inedible. If I&amp;#039;d eaten even that one bite, my breath would&amp;#039;ve stunk for days! So now I&amp;#039;m up to two lunches, neither of them eaten, at a cost of $15. And it&amp;#039;s already 3pm. I move onto Round III. This time, I tell myself I&amp;#039;ll play it safe. Tuna salad on a roll. No one can mess up tuna! Just as I make my plan to return to the cafeteria, I realize I have a meeting. But it doesn&amp;#039;t even last an hour, and instantly I dash to the cafeteria. I&amp;#039;m sure you can see what happened next:  It&amp;#039;s closed.  They&amp;#039;re not even there cleaning up. It&amp;#039;s just totally and completely closed. Goodbye. Have a good weekend. UGH!!!! Now I&amp;#039;m in a funk. This entire experience has left me in a terrible mood -- and starving to boot. If anyone comes near my office right now, they&amp;#039;re gonna get their heads ripped off! Enter my world at your own risk.  I ended up eating a Pop Tart (well, two) because that&amp;#039;s all that was left in the vending machine. Yuck. I should&amp;#039;ve never ventured outside of the building in the first place.  How I was good today: As mentioned above, I had good intentions with the egg salad. Also worked out this morning. How I was bad: Scarfed the Pop Tarts in about a minute flat. What I managed to avoid: Having a decent lunch! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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