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" &amp;quot;It niver requires coercion to get a man to make a monkey iv himsilf in a prisidintial campaign. He does it as aisily as ye dhrink ye&amp;#039;er liquor, an&amp;#039; that&amp;#039;s too aisy. Don&amp;#039;t ye believe thim lads with lumber ya-ards on their necks an&amp;#039; bar&amp;#039;ls on their feet was coerced. There wasn&amp;#039;t wan iv thim that wudden&amp;#039;t give his week&amp;#039;s wages f&amp;#039;r a chanst to show how many times he cud thrip over a manhole in a mile. No more coerced than ye are whin ye r-run down town an&amp;#039; make an ape iv ye-ersilf. I see ye marchin&amp;#039; away fr&amp;#039;m Finucane&amp;#039;s with th&amp;#039; Willum J. O&amp;#039;Briens. Th&amp;#039; man nex&amp;#039; to ye had a banner declarin&amp;#039; that he was no slave. &amp;#039;Twas th&amp;#039; la-ad Johnson. He was r-right. He is no slave, an&amp;#039; he won&amp;#039;t be wan as long as people have washin&amp;#039; to give to his wife.&amp;quot; -- Finley Peter Dunne, 1899.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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