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"Hey fellow Seinfeld freaks: Did you know there&amp;#x27;s more--like way more--embarrassing fashion in my all-time favorite TV series than there is in the pages of US Weekly? Check out the 14 most memorable fashion disasters (starting with, yes, the puffy shirt!) after the jump... 1. The Puffy Shirt Thanks to a &amp;quot;low talker,&amp;quot; Jerry unknowingly agrees to wear this pirate disaster on The Today Show; Byrant Gumbel and the rest of America get a good laugh. 2. The Urban Sombrero J. Peterman&amp;#x27;s nervous breakdown sends him to Burma and leaves Elaine in charge of the catalog. She puts this baby on the cover. Oops. 3. The dress that never changes Jerry is so excited by a woman&amp;#x27;s black and white dress--he thinks it makes her look &amp;quot;like a superhero&amp;quot;--that he asks her out on a date based on that alone. She shows up wearing the same thing at every subsequent meeting, and when he finds a photo of her from 1992 in the dress, he rummages through her closet to see if she owns any other clothes. She finds him--and dumps him. 4. The Yankees&amp;#x27; cotton uniforms George convinces the Yankees to switch to cotton uniforms because he thinks they&amp;#x27;ll be more comfortable; they shrink and Don Mattingly splits his pants. 5. Elaine&amp;#x27;s accidental nip slip Kramer photographs Elaine for her Christmas card and both fail to realize that her nipple is exposed. 6. The bra top What Elaine meant as a subtle hint to her friend Sue Ellen--put on a bra, for goodness sake!--backfires when the well-endowed heiress decides to wear it as a top...and causes Kramer to get in a car accident. 7. The Manssiere Whether it should be called the Manssiere or the Bro is still up for debate, but when Kramer noticed that Mr. Costanza had &amp;quot;real hooters&amp;quot; and needed some support, a work of genius was born. 8. The Executive (AKA Beltless Trench) Another of Kramer&amp;#x27;s ill-fated business attempts, this time in cahoots with Jerry&amp;#x27;s dad, Mort. &amp;quot;I tripped over one of Jerry&amp;amp;#8217;s toys. So I took out my belt just to threaten him, and I got a glimpse of myself in the mirror&amp;amp;#133;So that night I cut off the loops and the Executive was born.&amp;amp;#8221; He unearths 50 of them from storage and gives Kramer a 25% cut to get rid of them. 10. Kramer&amp;#x27;s immovable jeans Kramer decides to start wearing jeans again and picks a pair that are so tight he can&amp;#x27;t get them off. 11. Elaine&amp;#x27;s Cinco de Mayo wardrobe After being subjected to bad customer service at an ethnic-themed store called Putamayo, Elaine attempts to put them out of business by power-shopping at what she thinks is a rival store called Cinco de Mayo--only to learn the same woman owns both. 12. The Friar&amp;#x27;s Club blazer Jerry eats dinner at the Friar&amp;#x27;s Club, where he is loaned an in-house blazer because he doesn&amp;#x27;t meet the dress code. He wears it to the Flying Sandos magic show, where it becomes part of a gag and he accuses one of the brothers of making off with it. Turns out he gave it back to Jerry&amp;#x27;s girlfriend. 13. The Gore-Tex coat George bundles up in a supposedly state-of-the-art Gore-Tex jacket to protect himself from the cold, but when he finds himself in a liquor store buying wine for a party, the balloon-ish shape works against him. He knocks over many bottles of wine and has to give up the jacket to pay for them. 14. The Barneys mirrors Elaine buys a dress at Barneys because she looks amazing in it, but gets it home and discovers that they&amp;#x27;re using &amp;quot;skinny mirrors&amp;quot; and it&amp;#x27;s not actually so flattering. She returns it and tries on another dress, but leaves the store wearing it in search of a more honest reflection. This is also the episode where Jerry suspects his dry cleaner is wearing his clothes when he drops them off... I know I&amp;#x27;ve only scratched the tip of the surface here, gals...what are some of your favorite fashion disasters in Seinfeld history? Can you believe how much of this show revolved around their wardrobes? Have you seen every episode like, six times, like I have? Discuss! PLUS...more fashion TV: - The Carrie Diaries is coming to the CW...and we&amp;#x27;re picking what she should wear! AND... - Andre Leon Talley is leaving ANTM...and guess who&amp;#x27;s replacing him!?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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