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" I am on record as both fervently desiring a brokered Republican convention in Tampa next summer, just for the pure unshirted hell that would ensue when the Republican Id is turned loose on television for five days in a city full of whiskey and lap dances, and as believing that there is no way that the Republican party will allow that to happen. I do have to admit, though, that this proposal for a compromise candidate is not only thinking outside the box, it&amp;#039;s twenty miles down the road from the box, which is at present being run over by a busload of drunken nuns. I mean, are they trying to make poor Herman Cain cry? Yes, it is hard to believe that Clarence Thomas would ever be the Republican nominee.  (On planet Earth, yes, this is very hard to believe.) Then again, most people thought an inexperienced African-American often mistaken for a Muslim.. (The hell with you, too, you cheapshot weasel.) ...could never defeat presumptive nominee Hillary Clinton, much less be elected president. (When did &amp;quot;most people&amp;quot; believe this? 2006?) I think the author fails to grasp the real problem with his theory \u2014 prying Mr. Justice Thomas away from his community outreach in Tampa long enough to give an acceptance speech. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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