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"I&amp;#x27;ve never been a fan of Internet quizzes, largely because I refuse to be defined by some random multiple-choice test. (Yes, I&amp;#x27;m still bitter about the SATs) But yesterday I came across one recommended by BaltAmour, the Baltimore Sun&amp;#x27;s dating blog, and decided to give it a shot. It&amp;#x27;s called the Dating Persona Test, and it takes less than ten minutes to complete. I answered the questions as honestly as possible. Big mistake. According to the test, I am a &amp;quot;Random Brutal Sex Dreamer,&amp;quot; which sounds more like a Rob Zombie album than a personality type. Here&amp;#x27;s how they pegged me: &amp;quot;you don&amp;#x27;t think things through. You&amp;#x27;re haphazard. You&amp;#x27;re dangerous. You&amp;#x27;re somewhat inexperienced. It&amp;#x27;s totally obvious that you&amp;#x27;re a horny bugger, as well.&amp;quot; Um, can I request a recount? I&amp;#x27;ll own up to having a healthy libido and not knowing every trick in the book, but I&amp;#x27;m certainly not &amp;quot;dangerous,&amp;quot; at least not in a bad way. I was planning on calling a girl my buddy James wants to set me up with (more on that tomorrow), but now I&amp;#x27;m having second thoughts. Does this stupid test know something I don&amp;#x27;t? Am I a menace to the dating world? If you have a minute please take the test and let me know how you score, although you should know that some of the questions are a little weird. For the sake of my self-respect, I&amp;#x27;m hoping your results are as flawed as mine."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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