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" Here&amp;#039;s the cold, hard truth about plastic surgery: if you&amp;#039;ve had it, you look like you&amp;#039;ve had plastic surgery. It looks like you&amp;#039;ve paid an obscene amount of money to have someone treat your noggin like a hunk of deli meat. You don&amp;#039;t look younger, you just look... taut. This is a list of celebrity plastic surgeries gone horribly wrong, featuring famous people&amp;#039;s grill pre-and-post elective disfigurement . It&amp;#039;s pretty standard celebrity-bashing; sneering, snarky, and superior. If the French Revolution had occurred during the Internet Age, Robespierre would have been a pop tart skewering gossip blogger. But it&amp;#039;s still equally fascinating and grotesque to see what Burt Reynolds was and became. Are the pressures of living in the public pressure cooker so intense that you&amp;#039;d surrender your humanity and let someone go all Dr. Frankenstein on your nose, eyes, and cheeks? I stared at this list for a long time. Maybe it&amp;#039;s not the greatest list, but it made me rethink our society. And my chin (could be cleft-ier). The Ten Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgeries [lookero.com]    "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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