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"I was on vacation in Mexico with my family at a resort there. When I hopped into the resort&amp;#039;s hot tub, believe it or not, some of my classmates from school were there too - including my crush! So, when my younger brother got into the hot tub he just stared at my crush for like two minutes. Then, my brother told him that I liked him! Right in front of all my classmates! I just slowly sunk my head into the water while everyone laughed at me. In 7th grade, we went to gym class first, and I didn&amp;#039;t feel like changing so I stayed on the bleachers with my friends. Then I saw my crush on the bleachers across from me, so I tried to look cool and jumped off the bleachers, but instead I fell and scratched my knees! He laughed at me. So there was this guy I really liked and we were very good friends, so I asked him out on a date. We went to the movies. Suddenly, my dad came in and sat a row behind us, but we didn&amp;#039;t notice him. When he came close to kiss me, my dad hit him on the head, and we bonked heads. My dad immediately took me home and put ice on my head and called the boy&amp;#039;s parents saying it was my &amp;quot;boyfriend&amp;#039;s&amp;quot; fault! I was so embarrassed! I was working one day as a junior counselor, and we were working with &amp;quot;special&amp;quot; 6-yr-olds. I was helping this kid named Mike, who had hot pink hair. My crush and his friends just happened to swing by the place I work, and in front of them Mike got down on one knee in front of me and held out a ring pop and proposed to me! Everyone is laughing their heads off, but I tell Mike very politely that I cannot marry him. All of a sudden he stood up, sucked on the ring pop, put it in my hair, and bit my arm. My arm was bruised and purple, and I was about to cry. Mike says, &amp;quot;Oh Miss Haaailey I&amp;#039;m so sorry,&amp;quot; and pulls my head down and kisses me on the lips. Then my crush walked over, laughed at me and said, &amp;quot;Well I was going to ask you to the spring fling but looks like your taken!&amp;quot; And he hasn&amp;#039;t talked to me since! It was 7th grade, 2 years ago, and it was my last class before lunch. We were taking a test and all of a sudden, I hear my (really dumb) ring tone go off. Everyone looked at me, but I didn&amp;#039;t want the teacher to take my phone so I told everyone it wasn&amp;#039;t mine. To make it more believable (it didn&amp;#039;t work), I looked at the girl behind me and said, &amp;quot;Is that yours?&amp;quot;. She of course said no, so I looked at my friend, but she didn&amp;#039;t have a cell phone! Everyone totally knew it was me, but I didn&amp;#039;t get my phone taken. For a long time people made fun of me for it, and my friend who didn&amp;#039;t have a phone is now my best friend, and she still makes fun of me! It was sooo embarrassing! And after all that, I checked who it was at lunch, and I think it was a wrong number. On the set of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, I was playing London, and I was hanging out with our special guest star Zac Efron. Well, he was saying his nice and sweet line to me when the fan that was on in the background blew up my dress! The dress was too big and so loose I could barely even keep it up, but since it was totally flawless, I wanted to keep wearing it. Anyway, the air blew my skirt up, and then it blew my dress off entirely!!! Everyone saw my underwear and bra! (Also, my bra and underwear were matching and they both had hearts on them!) Needless to say, we had to do a re-take! One time, I was on the beach and I was wearing my short bathing suit cover-up. I thought I had put on my bathing suit under it and since my crush was coming I thought I might want to take off the cover-up so he could see my new trendy suit. I lifted the cover-up over my head and walked over to him. I got up close and said, &amp;quot;Hi! Wanna swim?&amp;quot;. He looked down at me, pushed me away and burst out laughing. His friends joined in and soon the whole group of people I knew from school was laughing at me, even my friends! I was like, &amp;quot;What???&amp;quot; Then my crush said, &amp;quot;I think you should look down before I tackle you!!!&amp;quot; I shook my head and looked down. I screamed when I saw that I was butt-naked! You see, I accidentally had just put on my sundress cover-up without wearing my bathing suit! Needless to say, whenever I got to the beach again, I always check under my dress! When I was younger, my sister always wanted me to dance. So the ONE time I danced with her my best friend and my crush decided to spy on me through the windows. Of course I looked like an idiot, and every time someone mentions dancing they always laugh at me!!! My best friend decided that he was going to have his birthday party at an ice skating rink, and I can&amp;#039;t ice skate! Better yet, the skating would be early in the morning. It was around 7 a.m. and my friend and his two buddies (one of whom was my crush) came to my house to get me for the party. I arrived at the door with my night gown on, no pants, and really bad hair. They just started laughing so I went and got ready. Once outside, we had a snow ball fight, but I slipped on the ice on the driveway because it was winter, falling on my crush and knocking him down. Then we went to my best friend&amp;#039;s party and once I got onto the rink, I fell seven more times. A friend pulled me to the middle of the ice, but I fell again and she accidentally hit her skate on my hand. It cut me, and I couldn&amp;#039;t get up. This dude came to help me up and I got blood all over his jacket and I had to get stitches. My crush and best friend keep bugging me about it to this day!!! My music school has a performance every year before summer break. There&amp;#039;s a rule that says we can only bring water bottles on the day of the show while we&amp;#039;re waiting to go on. My music teacher&amp;#039;s super cute son was the one writing the names on the bottles so when he came up to me, he asked me my name. I told him and while I was staring at him like an idiot, I stuck my foot out by accident and he fell flat on his face! I so upset about how stupid I was that I started to cry! IT WAS HORRIBLE! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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