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"Below are seven proposals that Guyism has given two thumbs down. &amp;quot;Avoid looking like a complete douchebag by not proposing in any of the following ways,&amp;quot; the site urges. But I&amp;#x27;m not sure if all of these proposals are all that douche-y.Public proposals: douche-y or non-douche-y? Here are their Top 7, each followed by my thoughts. 7 The Post-Pregnancy Proposal No girl wants to feel like she only got a ring because she&amp;#x27;s knocked up. But I don&amp;#x27;t think there&amp;#x27;s anything wrong with putting a ring on it while she&amp;#x27;s expecting&amp;amp;#8212;as long as it&amp;#x27;s clear that you want to love her as your wife&amp;amp;#8212;not just as the mother of your future baby. 6 The During Her Wedding Proposal Okay, I have to agree that the busting into your ex&amp;#x27;s wedding and yelling &amp;quot;I object!&amp;quot; as she&amp;#x27;s about to say &amp;quot;I do&amp;quot; to another guy is a pretty douche-y proposal. (If you don&amp;#x27;t realize &amp;#x27;til her wedding day that you still love her, I&amp;#x27;d say your ship has sailed.) 5 The Ring-in-Food Proposal As the guys at Guyism point out: &amp;quot;If you were caught placing choke-able objects in someone&amp;amp;#8217;s food in any other situation, you would be arrested for attempted murder.&amp;quot; I agree that brand new engagement rings and food don&amp;#x27;t mix. 4 The Funeral Proposal Hmm, this one&amp;#x27;s a little bizarre. But yes, I probably would have so &amp;quot;No!&amp;quot; if a guy proposed at a funeral. Or I would&amp;#x27;ve been really, really freaked out, in any event. 3 The Public Proposal This is an awfully broad category. I mean, proposal stories would start to get pretty boring if every guy popped the question at home, in a hotel room, or on a private sailboat. I think this is a case of &amp;quot;know your audience.&amp;quot; If you&amp;#x27;re not sure whether she wants a Jumbo-Tron proposal, I&amp;#x27;d err toward no. But that doesn&amp;#x27;t mean you can only propose behind closed doors. 2 The Social Media Proposal This on falls under &amp;quot;Not My Dream Proposal,&amp;quot; too. But I&amp;#x27;m pretty sure there are some girls who wouldn&amp;#x27;t mind a proposal that came in 140 characters or less. 1 The Valentine&amp;amp;#8217;s Day Proposal I would&amp;#x27;ve been confused by a Valentine&amp;#x27;s Day proposal since Rory hates the holiday. But almost 25% of Save the Date readers say getting down on one knee on Valentine&amp;#x27;s Day is a DO. Read the full story here. I mean, clearly there&amp;#x27;s some level of jest to the article. (No one actually proposes at a funeral, right?!) But I hope guys don&amp;#x27;t take it too seriously and only propose on the living room couch from now on. What do you think of these proposals? Would you be disappointed if your guy tried any of them? Which are on your &amp;quot;Please DON&amp;#x27;T Propose This Way!&amp;quot; list? What cringe-worthy proposals did Guyism miss? More miscellaneous wedding stuff: * 6 Reasons Wedding Planning Is Harder Than You Think It Will Be * Genius Wedding Idea: Get THIS to Your Groom Before Your Wedding Ceremony * 3 Websites That Will Save You Money on Wedding Decorations More Ways to Get Glamour: Chat with celebs, VIP fashion stars, beauty pros and more on our Facebook page! Visit Facebook.com/glamour for this month&amp;#x27;s schedule Download Glamour Magazine for your iPad--print subscribers, it&amp;#x27;s now part of your subscription plan! Enter the latest Glamour sweepstakes! Follow us on Twitter Photo: Flickr/M. Janicki "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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