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" \n Hot Pockets&amp;#039; new slogan is &amp;quot;irresistibly hot,&amp;quot; so of course, someone took that to heart and had sex with one (via Total Frat Move). It started simply enough, with Twitter user @VERSACEPOPTARTS (note: his Twitter page is NSFW) proclaiming the following: Of course, this is the Internet, and people always want to see others do stupid, shameful things they can never take back, so after hitting his retweet goal, @VERSACEPOPTARTS posted a vine of himself getting weird with the combination of meat, bread and cheese. So, the Internet got what it asked for.  The vine has since been taken down, but if you want to see pictures of the deed, you can head straight to @VERSACEPOPTARTS page, and let&amp;#039;s be honest, the only reason you&amp;#039;re here is to check out a dude have sex with a Hot Pocket. Soon after, the official Hot Pockets Twitter account blocked this dude: Which is weird, because penetration is the sincerest form of flattery. You can&amp;#039;t get a better endorsement than that. @VERSACEPOPTARTS has also contemplated giving it to pizza, a rotisserie chicken, and may have to follow up on this offer: Godspeed and good luck, you beautiful, deranged, weirdo. Photo Credit: Getty Want more from Frank? Follow him on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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