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"As you know, I am an expert in the imagined self. You can therefore imagine how shocked my self was this morning when I found my Twitter account, with 80,000 followers and hundreds of insightful and carefully curated tweets, such as, \"My dad is so old he can remember when there was only one type..."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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