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"Kim Kardashian and company have descended upon Paris, where her wedding festivities are already in full swing and she&amp;apos;ll soon become Mrs. Thomas Humphries West. With #KimyeWedding imminent &amp;#x2014; the nups will take place in Florence, Italy, on Saturday &amp;#x2014; it got us thinking: What do you buy the couple who has everything?\r\n[Related: Everything We Know About Kim Kardashian and Kanye West&amp;apos;s Wedding]\r\nWhile &amp;quot;nothing&amp;quot; first comes to mind &amp;#x2014; at 33, this is her third wedding, no doubt testing the generosity of her nearest and dearest &amp;#x2014; we couldn&amp;apos;t resist putting together a list of gifts that we feel would be perfectly suited for the overexposed and over-the-top lovebirds. Registry shmegristy! Here are our picks:\r\nTheir very own Versailles. The duo was given permission to tour Versailles with their wedding guests, but they couldn&amp;apos;t secure the palace for their nuptials. So we&amp;apos;d start by giving them this 3D paper version of the landmark, which could double as a toy for lil&amp;apos; North.\r\n[Related: The Kardashians Take Paris (Photos)]\r\nA giant gold-plated mirror. So they can stand together and gaze at their two favorite people on the planet.\r\nOne gallon of their favorite flavor at Berthillon. #NoDisrespecttoH&amp;#xE4;agen-Dazs, but we found it cra-zy that the bride and groom traveled all the way to Paris and immediately went to an outpost of the New York ice cream chain for cones. So we&amp;apos;d gift them with the luxury ice cream from Berthillon, which many consider to be the best in Paris.\r\nA 5-year subscription to Vogue. We were initially thinking a lifetime subscription to their favorite fashion mag, but with her marriage track record, we didn&amp;apos;t want to get ahead of ourselves.\r\nA Renaissance-style family portrait. They&amp;apos;re exchanging vows in Forte di Belvedere &amp;#x2014; a 16th century fort in Florence &amp;#x2014; and Kanye recently bragged about conceiving North &amp;quot;among the masterpieces of the Renaissance.&amp;quot; So why not have someone paint the family into their own The Last Supper? We&amp;apos;re sure it will look lovely over their dining room table.\r\nHis and hers V. Stiviano visors. The perfect accessory for when they don&amp;apos;t want to be photographed (or they&amp;apos;re pretending they don&amp;apos;t want to be photographed).\r\n[Related: Burning Question: How Do You Plan a Bachelor Party for Kanye West?]\r\nOne year of Barry&amp;apos;s Bootcamp classes for two. They&amp;apos;re already fans of the fitness hotspot. Besides, the couple that sweats together stays together&amp;#x2026; or something like that.\r\nFrench lessons. Oui, oui! These will be perfect for the next time Kanye needs to give the Parisian paps a talking to &amp;#x2014; like he did this week to the one who compared Kim&amp;apos;s outfit to lingerie). It will help him get his point across better than his trademark death stare.\r\nMatching &amp;quot;Kimye&amp;quot; bling. He likes gold chains, she&amp;apos;s obsessed with personalized jewelry, so now that they&amp;apos;re official, we think they need matching necklaces with their combined name. We&amp;apos;re sure their pal Lorraine Schwartz could whip up something fancy.\r\nA double date with James Franco and Seth Rogen. We really wish Kanye&amp;apos;s idea &amp;#x2014; that the &amp;quot;Bound 2&amp;quot; mockers make a surprise appearance at the wedding &amp;#x2014; had come to fruition. But maybe post-wedding, they could double date for dinner in Los Angeles&amp;#x2026; or a hair blowing, dual motorcycle ride up the coast.\r\nA couple&amp;apos;s caviar facial: Kimmy loves to get her spa on, dropping $550 for a pre-wedding stem cell facial and of course trying that vampire facial. So La Prairie Spa at the Ritz-Carlton Central Park&amp;apos;s $1,000 White Caviar Facial seems in line with their taste.\r\nA Stufz Stuffed Burger Maker: Doesn&amp;apos;t everyone get at least one really bizarre gift for their wedding? Why not something wacky like this from As Seen on TV&amp;apos;s kitchen collection. And burgers are approved on Kim&amp;apos;s Atkins Diet.\r\n[Related: Kimye&amp;apos;s Wedding Countdown: A Look Back at Kanye West&amp;apos;s Former Flames]\r\nTheir own L.A. house: When they return to the town they call home, Kanye will carry Kim over the threshold at&amp;#x2026; her mom&amp;apos;s house. Yup, they are still without their own L.A. digs &amp;#x2014; their dream house is taking forever to build &amp;#x2014; and we&amp;apos;re sure they could use their own space. After all, we don&amp;apos;t even live with Kris and we feel like we need some distance from her, too.\r\nWe could go on &amp;#x2014; a fancy new camera for all those selfies, mister and missus high-tops sneakers, a couture couple&amp;apos;s onesie &amp;#x2014; but let&amp;apos;s face it: There&amp;apos;s a possibility that they may have to return these gifts, so we don&amp;apos;t want to make too much trouble for them."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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