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"FacebookPinterestGlennbeckretarded_crying.png\n\n[To be read in absurdly grainy trailer-narrator voice] This summer, our man Glenn will release his own  gritty political thriller, the kind with bad cover art, worse writing, and the clout to fill airport bookstores nationwide. Watch the trailer, in which nothing is not a joke:\n\n It's Beck's first attempt at the genre. We're sure it'll be as titillating and life-affirming as the fare we devour so ravenously for the Glenn Beck Book Club.\n\n[via the fine satirists at Gawker]"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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