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"Are you the kind of rough-and-tumble guy who works hard, plays harder, and doesn't give a damn about silly things like hygiene, a savings account, or a healthy liver? Dude, it might be time to take a bubble bath"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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