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"Smoke Watch 2013 continues in Vatican City as the world awaits signal that the conclave has selected a new pope. \nTwitter users have found a way to keep themselves occupied \u2014 pope smoke jokes in 140 characters or fewer. When you're staring at a chimney all day, weird things come to mind. \n1. \n\nIf the conclave releases smoke from a smoke machine, it means the new pope is Skrillex.\n\u2014 Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) March 13, 2013\n\n2. \n\nThey should bottle that Pope smoke and sell it as a cologne called Pope-oorie.\n\u2014 Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) March 13, 2013\n\n3. \n\nWhite smoke: yes pope. Black smoke: no pope. Bubbles: soap.\n\u2014 Brett Erlich (@bretterlich) March 12, 2013\n\n4. \n\nThere's black smoke coming out of my chimney, I'm worried the new pope has got lost in the floo network. #newpope\n\u2014 Simon Pegg (@simonpegg) March 13, 2013\n\n5. \n\nRemember: white smoke = Pope. Black smoke = no Pope. Sweet smoke = BBQ break.\n\u2014 God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 12, 2013\n\n6. \n\nsooo instead of polluting the atmosphere with black or white smoke why not select a pope who wins rock paper scissors? or a hockey shootout?\n\u2014 stephen nelson (@flotsandjets) March 13, 2013\n\n7. \n\nWhat if they're not smoke signals and the Sistine Chapel has just been on fire for the past day and a half? #pope\n\u2014 rustyward (@rustyward) March 13, 2013\n\n8. \n\nSnoop Dog elected the Pope from his car. There was white smoke billowing out all afternoon. #fb\n\u2014 Brian Berndt (@berndto) March 13, 2013\n\n9. \n\nI'm confused...so the smoke monster from Lost is the new pope now?\n\u2014 Calvin Cato (@catocalvin) March 13, 2013\n\n10. \n\nWhite Smoke: Pope.Black Smoke: No pope.Green Smoke: Nicholas Cage.\n\u2014 Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) March 12, 2013\n\n11. \n\nAre you picking a pope or not? Don't just blow smoke up my chimney.\n\u2014 Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) March 12, 2013\n\n12. \n\nWhen they pick a new pope it would be cool if the Vatican sent out a tweet that made our phones smoke\n\u2014 andy lassner (@andylassner) March 11, 2013\n\n13. \n\nThat's so baller that the smoke clears &amp; a new pope will emerge.\n\u2014 Bridget Fitzgerald (@smileybridge) March 13, 2013\n\n14. \n\nDude, Where's My Pope? #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope\n\u2014 Capital FM (@CapitalOfficial) March 13, 2013\n\n15. \n\nNo smoke means the conclave gave up and made Grumpy Cat pope. #popesmoke\n\u2014 Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) March 12, 2013\n\nBONUS: Don't Block These 10 Hilarious Twitter Bots \n\n\n10 Twitter Spambots Too Funny to Block\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. @EnjoyTheFilm\r\n\nThough it's no longer active, Cabin in the Woods fans might have received an unwanted spoiler if they tweet about plans to watch the movie.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. @Betelgeuse_3\n\nDon't say it...you know what will happen.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. @RedScareBot\n\nA Joe McCarthy spambot filters through the Twitter \"black list\" by searching for anyone tweeting about communism.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. @LogicalB0t\n\nProfessor Spock in spambot form seems to selectively tweet anyone who talks online about space, NASA, the Enterprise, Spock and other geeky topics.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. @KingLeonidaz_\n\nAny Twitter users claiming something is \"madness\" will get a famous response from the spambot version of 300's King Leonidas.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. @MarmiteBot\n\nLove it or hate it, this Marmite spambot will let you know he's listening.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. @StealthMountain\n\nStealth Mountain takes one small step for spambots, and one giant leap for grammar. Anyone misspelling \"sneak peek\" will be corrected.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. @THEUNlVERSE\r\n\nAny philosophies or accusations about the universe will get a witty and sarcastic response.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. @Jedward\n\nIrish pop duo Jedward has a younger fan base on Twitter, so you can imagine the amount of people getting the \"We are Jedwardbot\" automated response.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. @_VonCount\n\nWho loves to count? Count Von Count does, that's who -- and he will make sure that you know it if you talk about him on Twitter.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage via Dan Kitwood/Getty Images\n      window._msla=window.loadScriptAsync||function(src,id){if(document.getElementById(id))return;var js=document.createElement('script');js.id=id;js.src=src;document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0].parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);};\n_msla(\"//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js\",\"twitter_jssdk\");"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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