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" 1. Beyonc\u00E9&amp;#039;s album.   Everytime she calls herself &amp;quot;queen&amp;quot; I&amp;#039;m like, LOLOL. Beyonc\u00E9 = peasant. 2. This margarita.  Royals do NOT consume cocktails made from a mix. DRINK MIX IS FOR PEASANTS. 3. Aunt Pippa.  Spotlight is mine now. She peasant! 4. The Declaration of Independence.  Under my rule, the Americas will be mine! (Even though they are all peasants.) 5. Broccoli.  Do I have a giant stash of leftover Easter candy or do I have a giant stash of leftover Easter candy? Fetch it, peasant. 6. Fruitcake.  Perhaps the British people&amp;#039;s GREATEST food abomination. PEASANT CAKE. 7. This firecracker.  I must arrive to fireworks. BECAUSE I AM NOT A PEASANT. 8. This dumb saying.  Keep calm and, for the love of my royal blood, find another idiom. (Peasant idiom.) 9. Great granny&amp;#039;s crown.  She&amp;#039;s OLD NEWS NOW. (And a peasant in my presence.) 10. Mummy&amp;#039;s fascinator.  Fascinators are for Olds. AND PEASANTS. 11. Mummy&amp;#039;s cork wedges.  Hate. These. Shoes. CORK WEDGES ARE FOR PEASANTS.  Related: 14 of the Royal Baby&amp;#039;s All-Time Cutest Moments BREAKING! See Everything Kate Middleton Has Worn *This post was not actually written by the Royal Baby. Rather, it is a dramatic reenactment of his deepest thoughts and feelings. Follow Amy, the real author of this post/peasant, on  Twitter. Photo Credit: Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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