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"  The holy pregnancy of Kanye West \u2014 coiner of the word &amp;#039;gevity \u2014 and one Kim Kardashian, who you have probably never heard of, has done for tabloids what cheese does for 3 AM drunk pizza.  That said, it&amp;#039;s pretty impressive that the in-utero tot has already mastered the fine art of social networking. Considering she doesn&amp;#039;t even know what her fingers are.    UGH you guys,take it from me. NEVER share a place with a placenta. They are total slobs &amp;amp; never refill the ice cube trays. #roommatefromhell \u2014 Rebecca Rose (@RebeccaBurtRose) June 13, 2013      I&amp;amp;#39;m pretty upset right now. @AmandaBynes saw my sonogram and didn&amp;amp;#39;t call me ugly. #fail #americasbaby \u2014 Rebecca Rose (@RebeccaBurtRose) June 13, 2013      I am not even a fully developed and birthed human being and already I can&amp;amp;#39;t stand Rachel Ray. \u2014 Rebecca Rose (@RebeccaBurtRose) June 13, 2013   However, this remains the best incarnation of Kimye&amp;#039;s offspring that I have ever encountered:  As for the second Twitter that made us a little more T for TGIF, there&amp;#039;s @feministtswift, doing the best it can to give T-Swizzle&amp;#039;s often-heteronormative, gender-sterotypical lyrics a little progressive pizzaz.    She&amp;amp;#39;s better known for the things that she does on the mattress / But any man doing the same things would be admired / Whoa \u2014 FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 13, 2013      She wears high heels / I wear sneakers / We&amp;amp;#39;re each expressing our gender identities in ways that make us feel comfortable / Date me \u2014 FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 14, 2013      You pull my chair out and help me in / &amp;amp; You don&amp;amp;#39;t know how nice that is / But it also reinforces the idea that women are inherently fragile \u2014 FeministTaylorSwift (@feministtswift) June 14, 2013   Follow Anna on Twitter.  Image via Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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