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"I know the world is pretty intense, but in my opinion there&amp;#x27;s nothing more perilous than being a teenager and watching a raunchy comedy with your parents. If you laugh at certain jokes, your mom and dad will stare you down like I do a middle-aged woman who says her favorite animal is a unicorn: Your parental units will wonder just how much fooling around you&amp;#x27;ve done to get a certain joke. But if you don&amp;#x27;t chuckle at certain things, they will try to be the Salt to your Pepa and wanna talk about sex. It&amp;#x27;s a no-win situation until you become a grown-ass woman like moi and can go to the theater, watch a scandalous comedy like The To Do List (in theaters now!), and then never tell your parents that you saw it because you don&amp;#x27;t want the phone call to turn awkward when they ask you what it&amp;#x27;s about. Anyway, in honor of Aubrey Plaza&amp;#x27;s very funny film, I wanted to take a look back at some of dirtiest, sexually crazed, and cray cray comedies of all time: (WARNING: In case you couldn&amp;#x27;t already tell, this post is pretty NSFW, so please beware of watching videos at work or in front of children!) There&amp;#x27;s Something About Mary If you&amp;#x27;re going to talk about the summer of 1998, you HAVE to mention this movie. Not only did it catapult Cameron Diaz, Ben Stiller, and directors the Farrelly brothers into the pop-culture zeitgeist and to extreme heights of fame, but it practically created the &amp;quot;romantic comedy + gross-out&amp;quot; genre. This movie, which is about Ted (Stiller) getting a second chance to meet up with his high school dream girl Mary (Diaz) after their date years ago ended in disaster, is chock-full of outrageous moments&amp;amp;#8212;Ted getting his junk caught in a zipper and Healy (Matt Dillon) trying to revive Puffy, just to name a couple&amp;amp;#8212;but I think for me and a lot of other people, the best scene is the &amp;quot;hair gel&amp;quot; scene. You know, the one where Ted decides it&amp;#x27;s probably best to pleasure himself before his date with Mary, so he can focus on her and not think about sex. Great plan, right? Private Parts This is going to sound oddly strange, but this movie holds a special place in my heart because Paul Giamatti, who plays a character not-so-lovingly nicknamed Pig Vomit by Howard Stern, happened to be at one of my stand-up shows last year and told me how funny he thought I was. Cute. Anyway, enough about me. It&amp;#x27;s about Private Parts, Stern&amp;#x27;s autobiographical story of his life. You see, before he became a guest judge on America&amp;#x27;s Got Talent, he was pretty rebellious and liked crossing the line as much as he could&amp;amp;#8212;partially because he knew how it would piss off his bosses. The following clip is one such instance: He&amp;#x27;s conducting an interview with Donna, an alleged theater actress who demonstrates her talents on a 12-inch kielbasa just as an NBC tour is happening: American Pie Y&amp;#x27;all, I have replayed the scene with Jason Biggs doing the horizontal mambo with a warm apple pie over and over in my head. All I keep thinking is, Where could he have sexed on this pie and not gotten caught? The answer is probably &amp;quot;Just don&amp;#x27;t bone pastries,&amp;quot; but what can I say? I&amp;#x27;m a softie, so I feel sorry for Jim (Biggs) and secretly wish he was able to get it on with this dessert in peace. Alas, this movie would&amp;#x27;ve been way less funny if that was the case... Booty Call Yes, before Best Actor Oscar winner Jamie Foxx starred in Ray, he was in the 1997 comedy aptly titled Booty Call, where he played a bad boy named Bunz who is about to hook up with Lysti (Vivica A. Fox). But they must practice safe sex, so he and his friend Rushon (Tommy Davidson) go on an adventure to find protection. Yes, buying condoms and dental dams literally take up 90 percent of a movie plot. That&amp;#x27;s ludicrous, but it&amp;#x27;s also my guilty pleasure because all the sex scenes are extremely absurd and hilarious (e.g., Lysti and Bunz get it on and have explosive orgasm while riding exercise equipment and being fully clothed. For reals. Lysti is wearing a bra, silk blouse, and shorts, and Bunz is wearing jeans and a shirt). The following is a fave of mine simply because it&amp;#x27;s the definition of &amp;quot;ridic&amp;quot;: Animal House I&amp;#x27;m not even going to spend that much time on Animal House because it&amp;#x27;s a forgone conclusion that it was going to end up on this list. Sure, it&amp;#x27;s a total bro movie, but it&amp;#x27;s hilarious, a classic (hello, toga party!), and John Belushi is in it. It&amp;#x27;s a must-see, and I guarantee that even if raunchy isn&amp;#x27;t your style, you&amp;#x27;re bound to laugh tons of times. But if you need convincing, watch the fun and slightly cheesy trailer: Borat I think it&amp;#x27;s safe to say that Sacha Baron Cohen is the current king of committing to a bit. Whether he&amp;#x27;s portraying Bruno Gehard, a flamboyantly gay Australian gay fashion reporter, or Admiral General Shabazz Aladeen, a Middle Eastern despot of the fictional Republic of Wadiya who &amp;quot;accidentally&amp;quot; spills ashes all over Ryan Seacrest&amp;#x27;s tux at the 2012 Oscars, Baron goes for it. The clip below is a fine example of him doing anything for a laugh. In it, Borat (Baron) is getting a massage from unsuspecting Tom. Of course, it doesn&amp;#x27;t go smoothly. Shame this is only a deleted scene and didn&amp;#x27;t end up in the movie: Fast Times at Ridgemont High Before I begin, I must say that Phoebe is my all-time favorite name and not just because it is my name, but also because actress Phoebe Cates is cool, has small boobs, and every guy wanted to be with her, so that gave hope to little old A-cup me. Fast Times is one of the quintessential high-school movies because of Jeff Spicoli (Sean Penn) and obviously because of the scene by the swimming pool where Brad (Judge Reinhold) is fantasizing about Linda (Cates) and she walks in on him doing the tug-o-war on his peen. Awkward... Bad Santa We all know that actor Billy Bob Thorton is, um, a little strange (Remember the vial of Angelina Jolie&amp;#x27;s blood that he wore around his neck when they were married?), but he finds ways to infuse his quirkiness into his performances in movies such as Bad Santa. He plays a con man who poses as a Santa (his partner pretends to be his Little Helper) in order to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. This is not the only &amp;quot;bad&amp;quot; thing he does; he also hooks up with women while at work: Clerks Hands down, this is my favorite Kevin Smith movie. I love that it&amp;#x27;s shot in black and white, the dialogue is excellent, and everyone in the cast, which was made up of relative unknowns, is perfect in their roles. Here&amp;#x27;s an example of the top-notch dialogue and acting in this scene where Dante (Brian O&amp;#x27;Halloran) learns that his girlfriend is more experienced than he thought: Superbad Seth (Jonah Hill) and Evan (Michael Cera) are high school seniors who decide to have a massive party that, as all high school parties do, goes terribly awry with comedic results. Peep this scene where Seth awkwardly dances with a girl and she...well, just watch and see: What do you think? Agree or disagree with these? What are some of your favorite raunchy comedies? P.S. I know that Porky&amp;#x27;s is a classic raunchy film and many would include it on this list, but I&amp;#x27;ve always been creeped out by the plot, which is essentially about a bunch of dudes spying on naked women. Barf.com. 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