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"There&amp;#039;s this guy at my school who had a HUGE crush on me. Ordinarily, that sort of thing is cool and flattering only this guy was really gross and mean and, well, pretty much an all around jerk and the crush was definitely NOT mutual.   I didn&amp;#039;t want to hurt his feelings, but he just couldn&amp;#039;t take a hint so I asked one of my guy friends to go talk to him and subtly get the point across that I didn&amp;#039;t like him. Unfortunately, my friend has no idea what the word subtle means, and walked up to the guy, and said: &amp;quot;She doesn&amp;#039;t like you. If you ask her out she&amp;#039;ll hit you where it hurts and laugh at you.&amp;quot; and walked away. Needless to say, I felt horrible, but my guy friend was very pleased with himself. Boys. -Kelly   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember, we do not condone this sort of behavior! This section is called My (SO) Bad for a reason! Last year in band there was this really annoying, snobby, and stuck-up rich girl that sat in front of me and a couple of my friends and we did not like her at all. One day one of my friends had a big wad of bubble gum in her mouth and I made her spit it out onto a piece of cardboard and I took it from her and set it on snotty girl&amp;#039;s chair and she SAT ON IT!!! It was so funny &amp;#039;cause the entire day she was walking around with gum stuck to her butt and everyone would laugh at her and she would not know why and every where she went she would leave a gum trail of where she sat. Needless to say we all felt better for doing our part in humilliating her!   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember, we do not condone this sort of behavior! This section is called My (SO) Bad for a reason! My sophomore year, I got involved with a guy who was totally wrong for me -- he smoked weed, drank, tattoos, piercings.. ya know, your basic &amp;quot;bad boy&amp;quot;. So I was skipping my English class with him, and we were walking around the halls for awhile, then he felt like having a smoke, so I went with him. We left school and walked to the corner and sat on the curb and smoked. Well, my mom is really involved with the PTA and seems to always be at school. As we were sitting out on the curb by the entrance to the school my mom drove up! I could have died, I will never forget her face when she saw me with this 18 year old smoking, while I should have been in school... I got suspended for a week, and grounded for 2 months. *shakes head*... shame on me!   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember, we do not condone this sort of behavior! This section is called My (SO) Bad for a reason! My ex-best friend and I got in a fight and she put toilet paper in my locker so when I opened it all the TP fell out! So when we were at softball practice I told the coach I had to go to the bathroom and I had bought a big package of pads and I opened them and stuck them all over the inside and outside of her locker!She was sooo embarrassed and the next day when she saw it I said right in front of her crush JUST IN CASE YOU RUN OUT!! She almost cried! I feel bad about it now.   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember, we do not condone this sort of behavior! This section is called My (SO) Bad for a reason! Once, I was going on a class trip to Mexico. We had a stop-over in Houston, and so we had two hours to kill just wondering around in the airport. Well, we hit all the stores (Disney, Body Shop, etc.) and we stole probably about $300 worth of stuff. So then we went to a really fancy perfume store, and we stole 4 bottles of $60 perfume. Then we left and got away with it. But one of our guy friends asked us to go back and get him some cologne, so we did, and it turns out that the people in the store saw us on their cameras! So they called airport security, and had us detained, and even considered keeping us in jail for a week! But our teacher talked them into letting him send us home. So we had to board a plane, and meet our parents (whom the cops had called.) Don&amp;#039;t steal stuff...it&amp;#039;s so not worth it!   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember, we do not condone this sort of behavior! This section is called My (SO) Bad for a reason! Some people say that parents just don&amp;#039;t understand and that it&amp;#039;s like we talk a different language...Well, last Christmas proved this theory in my house! My friend had bought me a present and I had totally forgotten to get one for her so, because my parents had asked me what I wanted (an Eminem CD) I swiped my gift from them from under the tree and gave it to my friend. When my friend Anna opened it, was 6 huge packs of M&amp;amp;amp;Ms not an Eminem record! After telling my parents about this, they started laughing because they thought it odd that a singer would call themselves M&amp;amp;amp;M. Anna and I still laugh about this.   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember, we do not condone this sort of behavior! This section is called My (SO) Bad for a reason! On April Fools Day I called my mom at work (she is a nurse) and told her my sister broke her arm. She was in such shock that before I could say &amp;quot;April fools&amp;quot; she&amp;#039;d hung up. I kept trying to call back but the line was busy every time. Five minutes later two ambulances and a police car pulled into my driveway. I was grounded for 2 months...Some Aprils Fools...(Oh and my sister got off with nothing even though she helped me plan it!)   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember, we do not condone this sort of behavior! This section is called My (SO) Bad for a reason! My school is so close to the mall that all you have to do is hop and fence to get there from the field. My gym teacher is this really old guy who never notices if your there or not so my friends and I hop the fence and go shopping or to lunch every gym period for forty minutes. WE haven&amp;#039;t been to gym all year and my poor old teacher has no idea.   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember, we do not condone this sort of behavior! This section is called My (SO) Bad for a reason! Every year since I was like in 3rd grade I have been hiding my report cards and throwing them out. My mom complains to the school every year and then they blame the post office and then they get into this big fight. No one suspects me -- can you believe it? You&amp;#039;d think they&amp;#039;d have caught on by now, duh!   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember, we do not condone this sort of behavior! This section is called My (SO) Bad for a reason! My sister and I were in the mall and were totally hungry but had spent all our money. Since my mom wasn&amp;#039;t picking us up for another HOUR we thought of a plan. We walked over to Burger King that was right near the EXIT of the food court and slid into the pick-up line. When the next order came the they put it on the counter and called the order number. Justas a lady from behind us started walking over to pick it up my sister took a clothing receipt, pretending it was our BK receipt, looked at it and then we grabbed the food and ran to the exit. We heard people yelling but we never looked back until we got outside!   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember, we do not condone this sort of behavior! This section is called My (SO) Bad for a reason! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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