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"You've been living in the past, dear readers. We apologize for the wait, but our new Japanese Hardware Sales 2.0 upgrade has been in development for sixteen years.JHS 2.0 has a myriad of powerful features, available for use in the home as well as anywhere that is not your home. One look will stun you, as new advanced 3-D graphics highlight the numbers as never before. New, fluid animation enhances your overall experience by tenfold! And finally, our favorite new feature: numerical base alterations. The system hacks the internet and builds a personality database based on daily porn site visitations and illegal torrenting. It then selects a numerical base which it has deemed optimal. Our programs have shown that your optimal viewing base is in factthirteenand thus, the numbers below will be automatically altered from their standard base ten format. We hope you enjoy the next wave of Japanese Hardware Sales!If you'd like to see the old, outdated version of the sales numbers, click after the break. aa---------------------------------------------------aa/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaa/|a/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaaaaaall/a|/------------------------------------------------/aa| | - DS Lite: 6A,707  24,597aaaaaaa|aal| | - Wii: 2C,178  1,282aaaaaaaaaaa|aal| | - PSP: 13,332  7B6aaaaaaaaaalal|aal| | - PS2: 9,730  4B7aaaaaaaaaaalal|aal| | - PS3: 9,142  674aaaaaaaaaarraf|aal| | - Xbox 360: 3,477  1BCaaaaaallla|aal| | - Game Boy Micro: 6C7  40Baaraa|aal| | - GBA SP: 609  2A7aaaaaaaaalaa|aal| | - Gamecube: 209  12Caaaraaaaa|ala/ | - DS Phat: 64  32aaaaaaaaaaaar|ar/ | - GBA: 28  48aaaaaaaaaaaaaaar|a/------------------------------------------------/ Also see: Joystiq's Weekly Sales Charts- DS Lite: 194,526  66,879 (52.39%)- Wii: 83,754  2,641 (3.06%) - PSP: 35,700  1,332 (3.60%) - PS2: 20,995  826 (4.10%) - PS3: 19,996  1,109 (5.25%)  - Xbox 360: 7,365  324 (4.60%) - Game Boy Micro: 1,177  687 (36.86%) - GBA SP: 1,023  475 (31.71%) - Gamecube: 347  207 (37.36%) - DS Phat: 82  41 (33.33%) - GBA: 34  60 (63.83%)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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