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" Cosmo Challenge: Pick up candy necklaces and slide them up each other&amp;#039;s thighs. Then nibble off each piece. I sent D. to pick up the supplies and he came back with the following: Four candy necklaces of varying color combinations. A candy bracelet. Two candy watches. Please don&amp;#039;t say you&amp;#039;re going to wear the watch on your junk, please don&amp;#039;t say you&amp;#039;re going to wear the watch on your junk, please don&amp;#039;t say you&amp;#039;re going to wear the watch on your junk, I repeated silently. D. held up the bracelet. &amp;quot;Guess what this is for?&amp;quot; That D.! Years of knowing each other and he still manages to surprise me. Here I was thinking he&amp;#039;d put the watch around his shaft. And he was planning to put the bracelet around it. We ended up putting watches and bracelets aside and opened up one of the necklaces. I pushed D. down on the bed, he pulled off his socks (thank the lord) and boxers and leaned back with a grin. I stretched the necklace out and carefully put it on, making sure it didn&amp;#039;t touch his feet. Ew. Then I rolled it up above his knee. And that&amp;#039;s when it started looking like it might snap. Note: These are made for children&amp;#039;s necks, not grown men&amp;#039;s thighs. But I took my chances (hey, I&amp;#039;m a risk taker, what can I say?) and rolled it up until the necklace was just below his business. &amp;quot;Look at me!&amp;quot; exclaimed D. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m wearing a rainbow garter belt.&amp;quot; I burst out laughing. Sidenote: I laugh when D. and I hook up. Like, a lot. But I was just reading on cosmopolitan.com (ya heard of it?) that guys like when a women has a sense of humor in bed. But I do sometimes worry that we have too much of a sense of humor in bed. It&amp;#039;s nice at certain moments, but it&amp;#039;s hard to get really aroused when you&amp;#039;re giggling. With all of this in mind, I decided not to let this become one big joke. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m going to eat your garter belt,&amp;quot; I said in the most serious tone I could muster for such a phrase. #WeirdestThingtoSayinBed. I leaned down and ate a &amp;quot;bead&amp;quot;. Delish! I had forgotten how much I love cheap, nothing-but-sugar-and-probably-chemicals candy! I ate another. Then another. Then I decided I should probably not eat the entire thing and call it a day. This was supposed to be a sex challenge. Not an eating challenge. I moved up and licked each of D.&amp;#039;s nipples. I left a trail of kisses and nibbles down his stomach and thighs. (OK, then I had another bead. What?! I was hungry!) I licked his cut lines and the area right above the base of his penis. Next I took him in my mouth. He still wasn&amp;#039;t hard so I was able to fit his entire member inside me (without gagging). The good thing about combining oral sex and food is that you&amp;#039;re not at a loss for lube since you&amp;#039;re salivating like crazy. I alternated sucking and licking the length of his shaft and balls until he was hard. As soon as he was, I went back to his nipples and gave them some loving. This went on for a few minutes until D. whispered, &amp;quot;Oh, S., you&amp;#039;re going to make me come.&amp;quot; And he did. Like whoa. His entire body shook. He groaned and moaned and made the same noises the Wild Things do in the movie Where the Wild Things Are (you know, the scene when Jack gets in his boat and leaves their world). Yep, I was pretty much going down on a Wild Thing. It was so intense and unexpected that I started to find it funny. I suppressed a snort. And another. Then D. lifted his hips high off the bed and went, &amp;quot;Rrrrr&amp;quot; almost like a growl and I couldn&amp;#039;t hold it in. I snorted. So much for squashing my sense of humor in bed. Oh well, I don&amp;#039;t think D. noticed. And man, I really hope he didn&amp;#039;t. If he ever laughed at my orgasm, I would be so offended/embarrassed/hurt/self-conscious/mad/any other words to throw in here? After he had converted back from a werewolf and into a human male, he pulled me up and spooned me. &amp;quot;S., I love you so much. I don&amp;#039;t know what it is, but I do.&amp;quot; That, I had to laugh at. &amp;quot;You don&amp;#039;t know what it is?&amp;quot; I asked. &amp;quot;Well, yes it&amp;#039;s that. But also, there&amp;#039;s just something about you that is really great and cool.&amp;quot; Aww. Even if it was post-orgasm, I couldn&amp;#039;t help but smile. Would you try this challenge? What&amp;#039;s your feeling on food in the bedroom? And also, have you ever laughed at your partner&amp;#039;s orgasm face or sounds? Has he ever laughed at yours? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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