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"Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. When you're Zontix the dwarf, denizen of Warhammer Online it does pay, so long as you can put a giant Destruction house to the torch and manage to come out without so much as a smudge of ash on your armor. Even so, Zontix doesn't look too pleased. Perhaps he knows there are more forces of Destruction lying in wait to attack the forces of Order in Warhammer Online. Perhaps he's just sick and tired of people making fun of him for looking too much like a very short Tom Selleck, albeit with some crazy extra hair. As Zontix didn't send in a note with his One Shots, we'll just have to guess -- while avoiding this grumpy little fellow (and his great big axe) in the meantime. With the holidays coming up, that means some time off! Time off means gaming! Gaming means screenshots! You see where we're going with this. Just send those screenshots in to us here at oneshots [at] massively [dot] com along with your name, the name of the game, and a brief description. We'll post them out here and give you the credit. %Gallery-9798%"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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