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"This week, Mike Tyson shares some life wisdom, [Saul Goodman goes to Nebraska](#2), [Almost Human (finally!) arrives](#3), Lady Gaga has your next dance party soundtrack, Dana Goodyear makes us gag, [The Wrong Mans get in trouble](#6), Erik Hassle introduces us to Swedish soul, Tom Papa freaks out, and the Medora Hornets win over hearts (and at least two games).\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n1. Accept these nuggets of life wisdom from...Mike Tyson? Dirt poor kid beats the snot out of the planet's greatest fighters, goes to prison, turns Muslim, gets out, bites an ear, etc.\u2014the epic of Mike Tyson is pretty well known. In advance of his new memoir, Undisputed Truth, we pried Iron Mike away from zombie-busting (read below) to give us a sneak peek into his life these days.\u2014Mark Anthony Green \n\nOn his current extracurriculars: \"I can't remember the last time I was out past 9 p.m. You know what I do for fun? Play Call of Duty against the computer. I just sit and shoot zombies.\"\n\nOn gold diggers: \"Celebrities always chase those girls\u2014we should be calling the guys &amp;amp;#x2018;dust diggers'! But when everyone abandons you after you lose all your money, that's the best thing that can happen to you.\"\n\nOn his wife knowing all his demons: \"She knows I stole from people and I hurt people. I don't care how much you love somebody\u2014if you have secrets, it'll never work.\"\n\n\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n2. Drive through Nebraska with Bob Odenkirk. Bob Odenkirk is a busy guy: he's filming the upcoming FX show Fargo (yes, like the movie); he's writing a book (A Load of Hooey); and he's making all of your Breaking Bad fanboy spinoff dreams come true (as the loveably sleazy lawyer, Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul). But before all of that, watch him this weekend in Nebraska. Shot beautifully in black-and-white, the Alexander Payne-directed flick stars Bruce Dern as a grumpy old dad who travels from Montana to Nebraska to claim his million-dollar Mega Sweepstakes marketing prize. (Odenkirk and Will Forte play his sons.) We rang up Odenkirk on the cold Canadian set of Fargo to find out how he'd spend that million. Spoiler: he'd get a pimp cup.\n\n\n\nFacebookPinterestAlmost Human.jpg\n\n3. Watch the show you haven't stopped hearing about. After weeks of interrupting baseball and football games with its commercials, the J.J. Abrams-produced Almost Human premieres on FOX Sunday. And Monday. Reasons to watch: robots, Minka Kelly, bromance. Also because it's actually surprisingly good. (Also: RoboCop!)\n\n\n\n4. Dance on tables with Lady Gaga. You don't have to be a \"little monster\"\u2014or know what that means\u2014to appreciate Gaga's new album, ARTPOP, which drops today. It's how the best dance party you've ever been to would sound if it...uh, were a Lady Gaga album? Whatever. It's fun and R. Kelly's on it. Just ignore the outfits.\n\n\n\n\n\nFacebookPinterestAnything that Moves.jpeg\n\n5. Gag realizing someone ate these things. A non-exhaustive, not-at-all-recommended list of the foods Dana Goodyear includes in her new book, Anything That Moves.\u2014Mark Byrne \n\n Pig-uterus tacos (\"chewy yet forgiving\")\n Maggot ceviche (\"a little chewy, but tasty\")\n Abalone porridge (\"squishy\")\n Escamoles, a.k.a. giant ant eggs (\"fresh, succulent sweetness\")\n Pig-ear slices with pig-brain aioli (\"brainaise\")\n Stinkbug, lightly fried (\"a touch medicinal\")\n Scorpion tempura (\"the consistency of fish\")\n Saut\u00E9ed grasshoppers (\"scrumptious\")\n\n\n\n6. Laugh in the face of (other people in) danger with The Wrong Mans. This Brit office comedy-turned-action romp\u2014a Hulu original series with BBC, which premieres today\u2014stars the brilliantly funny James Corden. The premise: two office-mates find themselves at the wrong place at the right-ish time and become unintentional, and unlikely, would-be action heroes. That is, if they can actually save the mystery woman kidnapped by scary-sounding mystery bad guys.\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Meet Swedish soul singer Erik Hassle. Like we did last week when he stopped by GQHQ. The L.A.-transplant is working on his new album and plans to tour stateside early next year. He describes his sound as \"my take on soul music,\" citing his childhood favorites as his inspirations: \"It was all about how they said the lyrics\u2014I'd never heard anyone that seemed to mean it so much than when I heard Wilson Pickett, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye.\" Here's what he had to say about the meaning behind his just-released single, and music video, \"Talk About It\":\n\n\"I wrote 'Talk About It' in Stockholm, actually. A friend of mine was really struggling with this lady\u2014she was in a tornado of different relationships and he was just one of them. He was torn up about it. The video is from the other perspective\u2014because she gets so much shit in the song, I thought I might do a video that shows everything from her perspective. It's not something that she's enjoying; it's something that's really destructive. She knows that she's walking on this thin line and one day she will fall off and be left with nothing. The video is like the place that she doesn't want to take them to: her cave where all of her darkness is much more visible.\"\n\n\n\n\n\nFacebookPinterestTom Papa Freaked Out - Onstage 3 - Photo Credit Corey Melton.jpeg\n\n8. Quit freaking out\u2014comedian Tom Papa can help. Check out Tom Papa's standup special, Freaked Out, on Netflix to laugh at all the crap that, well, freaks you out. This includes: getting old, going to church, and married life. Papa's insanely busy work schedule would be enough to give us a panic attack\u2014writing and starring in a new CBS sitcom produced by Ben Affleck and Matt Damon; his \"Come to Papa\" podcast; and Steven Soderbergh's upcoming Showtime mini-series, The Knick\u2014we rang him up to hear more about what makes him lose his cool.\n\nWhat's the story behind the title, \"Freaked Out\"? Are you, uh, freaked out?\n\n Since 9/11, I feel like everybody's kind of felt a little freaked out, and I don't know if it's really warranted. We live in a very paranoid state and the fear is kind of exploited and drummed up in a way. It makes everybody feel anxious when this is really a remarkable time to be alive\u2014there's a lot of great things, we're solving a lot of problems. I'm always kind of freaked out. I guess little things freak me out more than big things\u2014I don't worry about where we're going as a people, as much as I freak out, like, when I see someone on a plane with their bare feet up on an armrest.\n\n\n\n9. Cheer on a high school basketball team you've never heard of: the Medora Hornets. Hailing from a less-than-700 population Indiana town, the teens aren't exactly pros\u2014they finished their 2011 school year with a 2-19 record. But they're the apples of a once-booming town's eye. They are, it seems, the last of all the town has left. Whatever they lack in points, the team makes up for it in a beautifully relentless drive to not quit in the face of a season-long defeats, serious family problems, and tempting distractions that drag down fellow classmates. The brainchild of directors Andrew Cohn and Davy Rothbart, the documentary is about a lot more than just sports\u2014it's a profile of what much of small-town, middle American life has become: abandoned yet, somehow, undefeated. It's as heartbreaking as it is inspiring\u2014the ultimate underdog story.\n\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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