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" Nick Offerman&amp;#039;s baritone can make anything sound important. He&amp;#039;s already recited tweets from young female celebrities, and now he&amp;#039;s putting a manly spin on all those random ideas that pop into your head in the shower. Offerman adds gravitas to ideas like &amp;quot;If your shirt isn&amp;#039;t tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand.&amp;quot; Trust us, they sound way less stupid when he says them.       "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/videos/a29706/nick-offerman-shower-thoughts/>