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"See this thing cuddled up to The Situation&amp;#x27;s face? It&amp;#x27;s Tara Reid&amp;#x27;s butt. I never needed to lay eyes on this. This moment frozen in the waters of pure awkwardness comes to us courtesy of MTV and American Reunion, who got together to shoot some promos. There, I&amp;#x27;ve mentioned the movie for them, so now I can say, guilt-free that this video makes me want to never dance or see any of these people again. Deena Jersey-turnpikes Jason Biggs, you guys. I&amp;#x27;m mad at them, but not as mad as I am at myself for being able to use the term &amp;quot;Jersey-turnpikes&amp;quot; in a sentence. MTV Shows Meanwhile, in a land far from New Jersey... Prince Charles: I do love basketball, let me have a try. Come now, you won&amp;#x27;t be sorry. Here it goes, I&amp;#x27;m lifting the ball up and I&amp;#x27;m letting it go and I&amp;#x27;m cheering for the ball to go straightaway into the netted space... oh, dear. Let me try it again. You know what, I&amp;#x27;d better just leave! Jesse Eisenberg: Is this what one looks like when one hails a cab? I&amp;#x27;ve seen it done like this in films. Are the jaunty legs too much, or just enough? It&amp;#x27;s so unlike me to overthink something like this. Adrien Grenier: I don&amp;#x27;t get it. When Vince wore this sweater--fun fact, it originally belonged to Hans in Mighty Ducks--he got tons of girls. But in the real world, it just looks kinda homeless. Some guy just dropped a nickel in my shopping bag. And why hasn&amp;#x27;t that Turtle guy picked me up in his car yet? I&amp;#x27;ve been standing here for an hour. What? He lives 3000 miles away? I&amp;#x27;m starting to think Entourage wasn&amp;#x27;t true to life at all. Gerard Butler: You can&amp;#x27;t see my t-shirt right now, but it says &amp;quot;I Went to Burning Man With Matthew McConaughey And All I Got Was a Minority Stake in Matthew McConaughey&amp;#x27;s Wig Line and a Lot of Free Wigs. Sigh.&amp;quot; More awkward celebrity Friday fun... Justin Bieber&amp;#x27;s Wax Figure Is Terrifying Cee Lo! Coco! Clooney! And More of This Week&amp;#x27;s Best Celebrity Awkwardness Elisabeth Moss Just Delivered the Greatest Celebrity Breakup Zinger I&amp;#x27;ve Ever, Ever Heard Photo: YouTube, MTV.com, Splash News"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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