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"  Christian Grey re-imagined as a phallic gourd, holding a tiny whip, staged against fifty literal shades of orange is perhaps the greatest Halloween masterpiece of our time (possible competition: this guy). The obvious response to this pumpkin (pornkin?), which was submitted by Cosmo reader Ashley Biondich from her company&amp;#039;s pumpkin decorating contest, is to imagine what would happen if everyone&amp;#039;s favorite dom/sub couple got into the Halloween action. Ana: &amp;quot;I want ... more. More PUMPKINS.&amp;quot; Christian: &amp;quot;What is it that you want, Ana? One pumpkin? Twenty pumpkins? 19 million pumpkin patches, a VIP tour of Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Orlando, and a proprietary haunted cornfield?&amp;quot; ***sexXXXxx*** It&amp;#039;s hard to believe this pumpkin was entered in a competition, since it clearly wins ALL the competitions from here until the end of time.  Follow Elisa on Twitter @elisabenson.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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