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" \n By now, you&amp;#039;ve probably heard of the awesome Twitter page-turned-book, Shit My Dad Says, by Justin Halpern. The collection of um, colorful words of wisdom from Justin&amp;#039;s father is so freakin&amp;#039; hilarious that we decided to do our own version. So in honor of Father&amp;#039;s Day, we asked readers and Cosmo staffers to submit some of the most ridiculous things that have ever come out of their dads&amp;#039; mouths. 1) &amp;quot;Ohhh I like this song. Who sings it? That my girl, Lauryn Hill?&amp;quot;  2) &amp;quot;Honey, be careful that you don&amp;#039;t give away too much personal info on your face space.&amp;quot;  3) &amp;quot;Do you look more toned? Hmm, I can&amp;#039;t really say, it&amp;#039;s hard to tell in women.&amp;quot;  4) &amp;quot;I love you and if you ever need anything, ask your mother.&amp;quot;  5) &amp;quot;Hot dog you look pretty tonight!&amp;quot;  6) &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m switching dentists. That a--hole told me I didn&amp;#039;t floss enough.&amp;quot;  7) &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s not that I don&amp;#039;t like Mark. I just don&amp;#039;t really trust him.&amp;quot;  8) &amp;quot;If you&amp;#039;re having such a hard time finding a wedding dress, why don&amp;#039;t you just wear the one your sister wore to hers?&amp;quot;  9) &amp;quot;Can I have a fork and knife, please?...Yes, it&amp;#039;s for the sushi. Is that not &amp;#039;cool&amp;#039; or something?&amp;quot;  10) &amp;quot;What&amp;#039;s a tankini?&amp;quot; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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