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"\n\n ...Unless you're into petty acts of masochism, or just weren't feeling cynical enough about the news today. We'll give you a quick rundown: toupeed societal cancer Donald Trump attempted, rather lamely, to insert himself into the public conversation today by promising to give $5 million dollars to the charity of the president's choosing if Obama, in turn, releases his school records and passport records  to Trump's full satisfaction. Trump must know the president isn't just sitting around the White House like some has-been reality TV contestant just waiting for his next Trump-trolling, and yet, he persists. And we cover it. And you read it. Actually, instead of watching that video, we have some suggested alternatives for you:\n\nHere's a smart New York Times piece about what lawmakers in Washington can (and maybe more importantly can't) do about income stagnation in the middle class.\n\nHere are some links to info about where you can vote early, by state.\n\nHere's a story about the cats of Guantanamo Bay. Enjoy!\n\nRead more on Death Race 2012\n\n[The Normal-Guy President Versus the Normal-President Guy\n\n](http://www.gq.com/news-politics/blogs/death-race/2012/10/the-boca-raton-debate-the-normal-guy-president-versus-the-normal-president-guy.html)\n\nComparing Mitt Romney's and Barack Obama's Celebrity Endorsements\n\n The SMS Interview: A GOPer Doesn't Watch, Concedes Debate Anyway\n\nThe Boca Raton Debate: The View From A DC Gay Sports Bar\n\nFollow Marin Cogan on Twitter for more updates from the political scene in Washington and on the campaign trail."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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