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"\n\n:04 I'm so exited about this.\n\n :11 Classic shot of green, foresty mountain trees that I assume Edward hunts in with his delicate fangs.\n\n :18 Edward and Bella, awkwardly touching each other in their special meadow. Which isn't remotely as pervy as that sentence just made it sound.\n\n :28 \"The Volturi don't give second chances.\" Okay, as much as I love the Twilight series, any scene with Dakota Fanning who plays a very very small role in these films, is instantly better because she can, well, act real good. Unlike her colleagues.\n\n :35 Sexless bed scene with Bella trying to convince pale vamp to tooth her.\n\n :44 Taylor Lautner appearance. He's wearing a shirt, which I'm sure is disappointing to everyone watching.\n\n 1:07 Woa. Bryce Howard as the new, crazy red-haired vamp. Apparently she can jump like she's in the Matrix. Feeling a tad sorry for the actress she replaced in this role.\n\n 1:16 \"I will protect you, no matter what.\" Just say those things to me, Edward. Please.\n\n 1:19 Lautner now shirtless. There you go.\n\n 1:21 \"I'm gonna fight for you, until your heart stops beating.\" This, from the werewolf, as written by an ER doctor.\n\n 1:32 Title shot. We're done here.\n\nFinal ruling: Of course I'm gonna see this because this sort of thing completes me, but I'm not above noticing how all the overly intense facial expressions, the I-love-you-so-much-it-hurts-ness of every scene they showed in this preview is just feeling old. Unlike vampires. Who can't age. Because, you know, they're undead."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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