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"You've watched enough football in your life to consider yourself fit for a TV-analyst gig. But it's more than drawing phallic-looking Telestrations and repeating chestnuts about \"taking care of the football.\" From the editor of Deadspin.com, here's your highly evolved list, from knuckle-draggers to sweet scientists, of ex-NFLers who color our football universe"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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