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"We can text fart smells to our friends, but there's no cure for cancer? Get your priorities straight, science.\nIn response to the oPhone, a phone that transmits scent, Jimmy Kimmel has shared his idea for another useless invention. It's called the iPhone P, and its key selling point involves Mike Tyson delivering a swift punch to the face.\nSee also: 10 Crazy Jobs That Will Exist in the Future\nMaybe Kimmel's onto something here. At the very least, it'd be fun to show off at cocktail parties.\nHave something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.\nBONUS: 7 Reasons to Miss Your Old Nokia Brick Phone\n\n\n\nReasons to Miss Your Old Nokia Brick Phone\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. You could play games with just a tap of your thumb. \n\nWhile Candy Crush is fun, gameplay also requires two hands (one to hold the phone, one to swipe). \nWith the Nokia 3310's stock games, you could play Snake II, Pairs II, Space Impact and Bantumi while having one hand free. Think about all the things you could with that freed up hand. Like, keep it warm in your pocket on cold days. Hold on to railing in the subway so you don't fall over. So many possibilities.\n\n\nImage: Tumblr jefaisdelacom\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Their awesome customized cases were the greatest fashion statement.\nYou can buy all kinds of special cases for your smartphone now, but they usually only cover the back of the phone. When you're actually using your phone, you don't get to see how awesome your phone looks. It's a shame.\n\nImage: Flickr, rogiro\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. Battery life. Just, battery life. \nRemember when you could go an entire day without worrying that your battery would die? Those were good times. \n\nImage: Tumblr spacecadet\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage: Tumblr moviegifss\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. They were way easier to repair. \nInstead of going to specialty store, you could easily pick up the plastic panel you had broken, chipped or cracked, and snap a new panel back into place. No special knowledge or cheap, black-market phone parts required.\n\nVideo: YouTube, adrianisen\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. You could read the screen in direct sunlight. \n\nThat monochrome LCD had something going for it -- and that was visibility. \nNo squints, no glares and definitely no need to one-up your friends' fancy retina displays. All the better to read those pertinent 'g2g' and 'brb' texts.\n\n\nImage: Flickr, Manuel Marqes\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. They actually fit in the pocket of your jeans. \n\nTry to get your phablet in your pocket. Just try. It's going to take some serious effort ... or witchcraft. \nThere's something special about using a phone that's so slim and compact, you sometimes forget it's in your pocket. That's okay, because no matter what accidental damage you inflicted...\n\n\nImage: Tumblr communitythings\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. They were virtually indestructible.\n\nThere's a reason the Nokia 3310 is nicknamed the \"brick phone.\" Throw it down the stairs, drop it 5,000 times? No matter, you could just pick it up again and use it again. \nNow, we live in a world of perpetually broken iPhone screens. Sigh.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, Blowtorchvs\n\n\n\n\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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