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"  Fifty Shades of Sin is a new and terrible e-book available for your Kindle, so get it if you like downloading awful things to read! It&amp;#039;s the sort of fanfiction that makes you question the whole genre of fanfiction: over 142 pages, it tells the story of Robyn and Chris, a star-crossed couple of popstars who just can&amp;#039;t make it work. In fact, they &amp;quot;found love in a HOPELESS PLACE,&amp;quot; the book&amp;#039;s description reads. And if that lyrical shout-out didn&amp;#039;t make it clear already, this is a thinly-veiled retelling of Rihanna and Chris Brown&amp;#039;s tumultuous, abusive relationship. (Radar Online also notes supporting characters in the novel who appear to represent Rihanna&amp;#039;s best friend and Brown&amp;#039;s other girlfriend, Karreuche Tran, who is referred to as &amp;quot;a prepubescent Asian boy.&amp;quot;) I have read all eighteen pages of the novella available for free via Amazon.com. Fortunately, these pages don&amp;#039;t delve into the &amp;quot;extreme sexual and emotional scenarios&amp;quot; the book&amp;#039;s blurb warns &amp;quot;might make some uncomfortable.&amp;quot; Instead, they just set the scene. Our Robyn is a lovesick superstar with everything she could possibly want except the man she (maybe) can&amp;#039;t have. That man is Chris. Chris could not be any more perfect: he sings great, has &amp;quot;an incredibly sexy tanned body&amp;quot; and, crucially, &amp;quot;a big dick.&amp;quot; He&amp;#039;s also said to be generous, but yeah, it&amp;#039;s all about the D. The consistently rapturous descriptions of Chris suggest Fifty Shades of Sin is the work of a Team Breezy writer \u2014 with even the worst parts of the ensuing relationship spun in an edgy, sexy way. Even that night at the Grammys is set to be retold. Somehow, both reviews of Fifty Shades of Sin currently listed at Amazon give the book five stars (out of five). One reviewer even begs for additional material, providing an email address that suggest she&amp;#039;s either also a big Justin Bieber fan... or a big troll. Or both. I don&amp;#039;t even know anymore. Christopher Polk / Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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