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" The popularity of jewelry shaped like naughty parts likely began, as most things do, with U.S. Secretary of State Ke$ha. Her first jewelry line, &amp;quot;Grow a Pear&amp;quot; by Kesha Rose for Charles Albert, featured an abundance of cartoon penis jewelry at a modest price point \u2014 just so everyone from Park Avenue to Bed-Stuy could purchase a cherished Ke$ha-designed scrote of their very own.  Much like Sally Ride, or, I don&amp;#039;t know, Mulan, Ke$ha pioneered the genitalia-shaped-jewelry industry and paved the way for others, like this rack-shaped ring by Nora Kogan (first spotted on Jezebel), complete with embedded diamonds. (Weird coincidence: My nipples are also made of diamonds. Twinsies!)   This beauty goes for $6,225, so if you have been asking yourself &amp;quot;Hmm, how can I get less respect from people and take out a second mortgage?&amp;quot; this is a great answer.   The same line features enamel rings shaped like butts &amp;#039;cause YOLO. The genitalia gem trend doesn&amp;#039;t end here. A while ago, Macy&amp;#039;s sold a necklace that looked like an inflamed labia. Dude, you gotta go get that checked out.   Etsy is also ablaze with handcrafted, artisanal sexual accessories. This odd little number by user ChristinaNixon is actually for a good cause \u2014 breast cancer awareness.  Somewhere, a tiny woman is running around looking for her boobs. Alas, they have been turned into earrings by ChristinaNixon.   Nothing says class like Drivethestick&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;bracelet with a penis that looks like it&amp;#039;s going to a rave.&amp;quot;  What I&amp;#039;m trying to say is by 2015 Judith Leiber will be selling an all-Swarovski crystals little penis-shaped clutch. Please contribute to the Kickstarter I am about to make to be able to afford it. Thank you.   Follow Anna on Twitter.   Images via Kesha Rose By Charles Albert, Nora Kogan via Jezebel, Etsy [1] [2] [3] "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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