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"  So, the things that I&amp;#039;ve overheard on campus lately have not been from the mouths of others, but from the print of a newspaper. A little bit ago, my school&amp;#039;s newspaper, the Pitt Daily News, ran a bunch of articles that piqued my interest. One of the articles was about the chancellor of my university getting a Twitter account (by the way, you can follow me on mine at http://www.twitter.com/hellobritta!). It showed a screenshot of his Twitter, including a tweet saying &amp;quot;I can&amp;#039;t wait to get home and put on my Snuggie&amp;quot;. I thought it was so funny, and I was so excited to log on after reading the paper and start following him. Another article was regarding a new ordinance passed by the local county government. A couple of weeks ago they passed a ban on couches on porches in our county. It was a point of contention for many college kids living in apartments near campus. This article discussed the newest law passed by officials, a law banning PORCHES themselves! I couldn&amp;#039;t believe it! Then I got to an article about a campus organization that is all about &amp;quot;going green&amp;quot;. Lately our campus dining rooms have been having &amp;quot;Trayless Tuesdays&amp;quot; in order to conserve water and limit waste. This article talked about the new green initiative, &amp;quot;Utensilless Fridays&amp;quot;! As in no forks, no spoons, no cups, no plates with which to eat. That&amp;#039;s when I realized something was up. It turns out the whole issue was an April Fool&amp;#039;s Day joke. I was mostly relieved that it was just a big prank, but I was nonetheless bummed out about not being able to follow my chancellor on Twitter! What happened to you guys on April Fool&amp;#039;s Day this year? :) &amp;amp;lt;3, Brittany "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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