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"What would you pay for a night with everybody&amp;#x27;s imaginary boyfriend Ryan Gosling? How about a mere $73 for unlimited nights of His Royal Hey-Girl-ness in your bed? OK, fine. Obviously the Gos himself is not for sale, nor should he be. But this life-size bed-pillow version of him is a pretty good substitute for keeping warm and cozy during a lonely winter night. Available from Etsy seller Violent Delights, who explains, &amp;quot;After hours spent scouring the Internet for a life-size pillow of Ryan Gosling left me appalled that they simply don&amp;#x27;t exist, I decided to make one myself!&amp;quot; From this genius entrepreneur, you can get your very own Gosling snuggle buddy for $73.48 ($90.93 if you&amp;#x27;d like it to be a double-sided version), customized with your choice of three photos. Just for reference, here&amp;#x27;s how Ryan would look on your bed: Oh, and here&amp;#x27;s how he&amp;#x27;s look standing next to you at your college friend&amp;#x27;s wedding as your plus-one: I&amp;#x27;m just saying, after Ryan&amp;#x27;s turn in Lars and the Real Girl, I think he&amp;#x27;d totally understand a situation of You and the Real Pillow, you know? If you&amp;#x27;d prefer a different bedroom companion, there&amp;#x27;s also a James Dean version for you classic types (black-and-white, natch) and a One Direction version for you types that I&amp;#x27;m judging just the tiniest bit if you are an adult. Who secretly wants one? Guys, for the first time in my life I upgraded to a queen-size bed, and it&amp;#x27;s awfully big with no one else in it. I&amp;#x27;m just saying. Our love lives in our dreams: *All the Ways in Which My Imaginary Boyfriends Have Betrayed Me *Did You Have a Pretend Boyfriend Growing Up? I Sure Did!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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