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" (Permanent Musical Accompaniment To The Last Post Of The Week From The Blog&amp;#039;s Second-Favorite Canadian) It was a good week for life to return to normal. Just ordinary daily living, like finding a head in the river. The head, which appears to be made of foam, is about 5 feet at its widest and encased in some kind of fiberglass, Cannon said. There is an internal metal frame and what appears to be half-inch piping inside. It took 10 people to drag the water-logged head - which resembles that found on a classic Greek or Roman amphora - out of the water on Monday. New York has a strong streak of classicism, with towns named for Ilion, Troy, Rome and of course, Syracuse, among others. Theories on the origin of the head abound, Cannon said. Yes, this looks like a job for...The Most Awesome Man On Television. And, honestly, wouldn&amp;#039;t background checks just be...easier? I guess as long as we&amp;#039;re not going to do fk-all about the actual guns, this makes a lot of sense. And somebody can turn a buck. AJ Zabadne, president of Elite Sterling Security, says his products should be seen as a routine precaution rather than something that would alarm children. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s like you find life jackets on ships or planes in case they go down,&amp;quot; he says. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s no different to having a seatbelt in a car.&amp;quot; Well, it&amp;#039;s a little different. I have to admit, the entire NFL Draft got by me this year. I came home from working out last night, and they already were in the second round and Mel Kiper already was on Pluto. Offensive tackles go one and two, and I saw Luke Stoeckel, the number two pick from Texas A&amp;amp;amp;M, pretty much destroy Oklahoma&amp;#039;s defensive line in last year&amp;#039;s Cotton Bowl. Cat can play. Of course, what the rest of the world calls football has its own problems. Sunday&amp;#039;s chomp was not the first time Suarez was busted for biting. While playing with PSV in Holland, the controversial striker received a 7-match ban for a similar offense.  Say what you will about the NFL, but recidivist cannibalism is not one of its problems. One of the problems with taking drugs is that it creates ambivalence and impairs your ability to make decisions. First it&amp;#039;s one thing, then it&amp;#039;s another. Make up your mind. Sometimes, even my faith in human nature can be tested. Back on Monday with the usual gobshitery. Stay safe and play nice, ya bastids, or I&amp;#039;m sending Luis Suarez over to your house for Sunday brunch. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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