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" Batman stalked the night, lurking in alleys and on rooftops seeking out evil-doers in an effort to keep Gotham&amp;#039;s residents safe. Superman would fly through the skies, zooming in and using his unmatched strength to knock bad guys back to whence they came. And now, pop-star-bad-girl-cum-probably-unintentional-crime-fighter Rihanna is partying her way across the Orient, using her social media magic to wage war upon pervs and animal rights violators.  First she made headlines by sharing an Instagram selfie snuggling an endangered slow loris while on tour in Thailand. Two men were arrested on possession of endangered species charges.          Look who was talkin dirty to me! #Thailand #nightlife A photo posted by badgalriri (@badgalriri) on Sep 20, 2013 at 1:41pm PDT     Now the former Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive is bringing down sketchy sex-trade shops with the power of 140 characters or less. From her late-night adventure on the ridiculously perfectly-named Thai island of Phuket:    Either I was phuck wasted lastnight, or I saw a Thai woman pull a live bird,2 turtles,razors,shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her pu$$y \u2014 Rihanna (@rihanna) September 21, 2013       The birds feathers were all damp! Lol \u2014 Rihanna (@rihanna) September 21, 2013       And THEN she tried to turn water into coke in her $!! Uhh yea, all I&amp;#039;m saying is water went in and soda came out! I&amp;#039;m traumatized!!! \u2014 Rihanna (@rihanna) September 21, 2013    Immediately, local authorities began an investigation into the den of ill repute, which led to the arrest of the bar owner on Saturday. Turns out the Thai&amp;#039;s are cracking down on some of their more infamous tourist attractions. While it seems unlikely that Rihanna actually meant to do good with her social media sharing, and instead is just doing standard Thailand tourist stuff with an audience of 32 million people hanging on her every word and photo, it&amp;#039;s certainly working out better for her than it did for fellow pop star Lady Gaga, who drew the ire of Thai officials when she tweeted upon arrival in their country about her desire to find a fake Rolex. Finally, a superheroine who can pull off a tiny gold bikini top, hangs out at strip clubs, and has the perfect balance of naughty and nice. Now there&amp;#039;s a summer blockbuster we&amp;#039;d pay to see. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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