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" Oh, my stars and garters! There simply isn&amp;#039;t enough popcorn in the world for me to enjoy this properly. Over four years in the State Senate, Bright has taken a number of out-of-the-mainstream positions on a wide array of issues, aligned himself with the anti-government William Wallace Caucus, and served as state campaign chair for the presidential campaign of Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN). Bright also is on the board of a right-wing seminary that believes women should be subservient to men, both in the church and in the home. The William Wallace Caucus! That&amp;#039;s completely freaking hilarious. If this guy shows up with half his face painted blue, I&amp;#039;ll move to Spartanburg and vote for the sumbitch. (Why do so many conservatives attach themselves like deer ticks to any movie they can wedge into their ideology? I suspect only Roy Edroso knows.)The Think Progress people have a list of the other brainiac ideas that God&amp;#039;s Own Candidate has proposed in his career. Sen. Lee Bright, R-Roebuck, one of the original sponsors of the resolution when it included only the 10th amendment, said he was glad to be finished with the protracted battle. &amp;quot;If at first you don&amp;#039;t secede, try again,&amp;quot; Bright said with a laugh. To which an anonymous member of Sherman&amp;#039;s army was heard to reply, &amp;quot;The entire South is the grave of Calhoun.&amp;quot; I keep coming back to The William Wallace Caucus, though. Apparently it was formed to resist the &amp;quot;far-left lean&amp;quot; of the Republicans in the South Carolina legislature. This would be remarkable enough. However, it is also plain that the WWC is a way for some pudgy legislators to butch themselves up. Members of the William Wallace Caucus want to nullify federal laws, give tax deductions to parents who send their children to private schools, end abortion and let South Carolinians - except criminals - carry handguns in public without a permit. The caucus is growing in influence. To join the William Wallace Caucus, you first must earn your sword. To which Randy Newman replies, &amp;quot;Why do they laugh at my mighty sword?&amp;quot; Truthfully, though, Lee Bright has chosen to take on Lindsey Graham right on the latter&amp;#039;s home turf -- chest-thumping macho public overcompensation. Good luck, Sir Knight. Nobody out-butches Lindsey Graham.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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