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"They say the world is ending tomorrow, but my world ends tonight--after six seasons, we bid farewell to the oiled, muscled, and leopard-printed Jersey Shore corps. We had a good run--and we learned so much. Things like: First of auhl, it&amp;#x27;s never--EVER--a good idea to leave an anonymous note. Source You CAN flatiron/crimp extensions. But we&amp;#x27;re not guaranteeing it&amp;#x27;ll go well. Source There&amp;#x27;s something called fist-pumping and it&amp;#x27;s a dance move and everyone but you knows how to do it. Source Your name is not enough. You&amp;#x27;re going to need a nickname, and preferably an acronym for you and your friends (such as MVP). Source Meatballs aren&amp;#x27;t just for dinner, and cartwheels/droppin&amp;#x27; it like it&amp;#x27;s hot aren&amp;#x27;t just for when you&amp;#x27;re wearing pants. Source If you&amp;#x27;re single and looking--like really, desperate-giggle-style looking--just give your search for satisfaction a cute name like &amp;quot;Snookin&amp;#x27; for love.&amp;quot; You&amp;#x27;ll up your breezy factor by 80 percent. Source Hot tubs should come with a CarFax-style incident history. Source Before leaving the house, take the time to quality-test your boob configuration. Source Ducks can be phones! Source There is such a thing as too much spray tan. There is definitely such a thing as too much hairspray. Source The proper pronunciation of the word &amp;quot;here&amp;quot; is &amp;quot;heeee-uh.&amp;quot; Source &amp;quot;Jersey Turnpike&amp;quot; is a verb. Yes, really. We&amp;#x27;ll be happy to demonstrate.* *after approximately 15 glasses of wine Source When in doubt, wear really ratty slippers--then gather every soft thing you can find and retreat to your room. COMFY IS KING. Source Sofas were harmed in the making of this television program. Source Time spent applying makeup: 120 minutes. Time spent washing off makeup: 0 minutes. Second-day smoky eyes: priceless. Source Always take time to celebrate life&amp;#x27;s little victories. Source And also its setbacks. Source Sometimes, you just need to have a good cry. Source When that doesn&amp;#x27;t work, dance it out. Source But if the dance floor gets weird, you do NOT have to be nice about it. Call those sketchy dudes OUT. Source Every man needs an epic bromance. Source And every girl needs a fuzzy friend. Source You may sometimes feel like slapping someone... Source But it&amp;#x27;s always more rewarding to beat up the beat. Actions speak louder than words, but eyerolls speak louder than actions. Source When you fall down, always get back up... Source ... Because if you put your mind to it, you can fly. Source And last but not least: it only takes nine pounds of pressure to break a nose. Source Goodbye, fair lords and ladies of Seaside Heights! We&amp;#x27;ll miss you so. Source What are your favorite Jersey Shore moments? Photo: MTV, Tumblr"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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