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"      Sometimes there&amp;#039;s news that&amp;#039;s hard to believe, which is why there&amp;#039;s Esquire&amp;#039;s Believe It or Not! Ted Cruz stood in front of the U.S. Senate and thought that reading from Dr. Seuss&amp;#039;s Green Eggs and Ham would help improve our nation.* A husky man in an aisle seat of an airplane never had his elbow cross the halfway point of the shared armrest all the way from Los Angeles to Singapore. A 22-year-old fraternity member has never had a nickname for his penis. A terrier owner with an expandable dog leash has never lengthened it more than five feet. A teenage boy in Pensacola, Florida, has not watched \u2014 nor plans to watch \u2014 Miley Cyrus&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;Wrecking Ball&amp;quot; video. A man tossed his lit cigarette out his car window while driving then realized that he did, in fact, have an ashtray built into his dashboard so he pulled over and retrieved it. A 36-year-old man with a tattoo on his neck has never been in a fight in his life! A mother in Phoenix had a heart attack after getting so excited about the Postal Service rate hike because her collection of Forever Stamps would once again increase in value. An obese man eating a jelly donut threw approximately the last third of it away after he &amp;quot;kinda sorta felt full.&amp;quot; A woman over forty who still wants to have kids didn&amp;#039;t shave off any years on her dating profile.  *This is the only factual news story on this list. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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