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"I thought the newest thing for guys to do was ride on top of elevators. And who are Harry and the Hendersons? But seriously, men, eyebrows are no laughing matter, unless they make you look like you have the old Soviet politburo gene, in which case they're a hoot. If so, you should certainly take action. Find a reputable salon and have the aesthetician or groomer reduce your eyebrows. Explain that you do not wish to appear feminine, merely normal, and he or she will undoubtedly go extra easy on you."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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