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"  For those of us with a decent set of manners, there are lots of practical issues that present themselves when you are considering banging on an airplane. What if people are waiting to go to the bathroom? What if something goes wrong involving that scary air-sucking toilet? What if there are snakes on the plane?   It&amp;#039;s scarier than hooking up on an ancient stone wall in England \u2014 maybe not a McDonalds bathroom, though. One couple \u2014 actually, two strangers \u2014 en route from Oregon to Las Vegas managed to bypass some of these hurdles by straight-up rubbing on each other in front of everybody, according to The Smoking Gun. According to the report, thirtysomething Jessica Stroble &amp;quot;perform[ed] oral sex and manually stimulate the genitalia of a male passenger sitting in the window seat next to her,&amp;quot; a man named Christopher Martin. She then &amp;quot;wiped off her mouth while the male put his penis back inside his pants.&amp;quot; Classy. After the snack cart came around, she went down on him again, in full view of the passengers \u2014 one of whom told a flight attendant &amp;quot;This is not the sexual education I wanted to give my teenage son.&amp;quot; (Bet he was thrilled, though. Lawls.) The man also began kissing her exposed breast at one point. Both the man and the woman have been charged with a federal offense and face up to 90 days in the clink. I hope it was worth it, that&amp;#039;s all I can say.  And there is today&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;Blowjobs Have Unexpected Consequences&amp;quot; news for you. Stroble insists that none of it really happened. Suuure, lady, and I&amp;#039;m not drunk right now.  Follow Anna on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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