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" Any Old Spice man will tell you \u2014 and your woman \u2014 that he is fantastic. And he&amp;#039;ll do it while backwards atop a horse or riding a jetski through a lady&amp;#039;s wall. It&amp;#039;s all brilliantly absurd. (And largely without that rampant romanticization of an ordinary man getting spurned by an attractive woman or that glorification of the unattainable guy bullshit.) Men laugh; women laugh. Today, a new man has been added to the pantheon. Here&amp;#039;s a list of some of the men he&amp;#039;ll be joining: Surfer In a land of musical orgasm echoes.      Father Donning a nice navy robe.      Bruce Campbell On a red leather chair, with a whole stockpile of it.      WASP-y Prick How does this sweater-knotter not die?      Isaiah Mustafah Part Zoolander, part Neil deGrasse Tyson. The man who made it all work by riding a horse.      And advising everyone, including Obama.      And defeating Fabio.      Ray Lewis &amp;quot;Takes a lot of hard work, a pinch of luck, some body muscles, some salt&amp;quot; and some deer antler.      Terry Waters Manic muscles on manic muscles on manic muscles.      That is, manic muscles that make music.      Safari Gentleman Daylighting as a coconutty drink server.      Greg Jennings Putting not just the team on his back.      And now: Animal Tamer Both a wolf master.      And a falconer.      "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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