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"  I was having dinner with my former fianc\u00E9 [rapper and actor Nick Cannon], and he was chewing really loudly. Just smack, smack, smack, going crazy. So I looked over at him with a straight face and said, &amp;quot;How&amp;#039;s the food? Because the soundtrack is dope.&amp;quot;  About the storyteller: Esquire usually frowns upon breaking tradition. This page is still Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman, but Selita Ebanks wanted to tell us a funny story, and sometimes we have a hard time saying no. And, really, come on. It&amp;#039;s Selita Ebanks: a 24-year-old Caymanian discovered on line at Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey; a Victoria&amp;#039;s Secret Angel who holds her own in tiny swaths of satin beside Gisele B\u00FCndchen and Adriana Lima; and, come December 4 on CBS, the woman who&amp;#039;s going to close the annual Victoria&amp;#039;s Secret fashion show by wearing the $4.5 million Holiday Fantasy bra set. Hardware that extravagant requires a certain catwalk flair, and Ebanks has a plan. &amp;quot;They really do want us to have personality, to be fun and sexy at the same time. I might do a pimp limp. Or a breakdance at the end of the runway.&amp;quot; Sounds like a painful floor burn waiting to happen, but she&amp;#039;s got bigger concerns. The most dreaded fashion-show nightmares? &amp;quot;Falling down. Or having a boob pop out. But that never happens. Thanks, though. Now I&amp;#039;m going to be completely frickin&amp;#039; nervous. I&amp;#039;m gonna fall down and my boobs are gonna pop out.&amp;quot; Remember, that&amp;#039;s December 4. 10:00 p.m. CBS.  Esquire cannot guarantee that every reader will be able to retell this story effectively, especially if the reader a) has not been engaged to Nick Cannon or b) does not typically use the word dope. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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