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" Designer Karl Lagerfeld&amp;#039;s 3-year-old Birman kitty cat, Choupette, has a new book coming out next month, chronicling her life as the world&amp;#039;s most pampered and fashionable feline (click here to pre-order). The book features numerous photographs of Choupette shot by Lagerfeld himself and heart-stoppingly glamorous details about her jet-set lifestyle. It&amp;#039;s enough to make any mere human violently, inconsolably jealous. If only you too could be Karl Lagerfeld&amp;#039;s cat. Oh, how glamorous your life would be! 1. You would never go anywhere without one of your two ladies-in-waiting, either Fran\u00E7oise or Marjorie, to see to your every want and document your every deed. It&amp;#039;s not a proper cat nap without an audience to obsessively track your breathing patterns. 2. You would have a bodyguard to protect you from your obsessive fans. And he would look like this:  3. Your health would be seen to by a &amp;quot;private medical consultant.&amp;quot; Within the comfort and privacy of your own home, of course.  4. You would only fly by private jet. And always with your custom-made designer trunks by Goyard and Louis Vuitton.  5. Your meals would be prepared from recipes created just for you by the finest Parisian chefs using only the freshest gourmet ingredients. Although, you would be limited to only tiny amounts of caviar. Private medical consultant&amp;#039;s orders. 6. You would eat from silver dishes. On the table, of course. Never on the floor.  7. You would have over 39,000 followers on Twitter. And be retweeted by the likes of Vogue and Karlie Kloss. 8. You would spend your winters in Monte Carlo and your summers in Provence.  When you weren&amp;#039;t traveling around the world, that is.  9. Your image would grace the pages of high-fashion magazines like Harper&amp;#039;s Bazaar and i-D. You would usually be posing with human models as well, but you would be the real star.  10. There would be an entire Chanel collection inspired by the color of your eyes. They&amp;#039;re not just blue. They&amp;#039;re Star Sapphire Blue.   Follow Charles on Twitter and Instagram. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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