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"FacebookPinterest\n\nHe's almost hit 100,000 Twitter followers, and that's partially due to the fact that Simon Rex (a.k.a. \"Dirt Nasty\") kills it on Instagram (as of today, he's nearing 24,000 devotees). Everyday, he shocks us with photos of epic landscapes, photos of his \"son\" Duane (actually his dog), and if we're lucky, snapshots of his es in various states of undress. You can thank him later. To honor one of the wittiest, raunchiest, and most hilarious guys in the social media landscape we had Mr. Rex dig through his Instagram archives, and choose 10 photos that sum up his online catalog. Be warned: he's attempting to give the Eiffel Tower a run for its money.\n\n\"This is a photo of myself, and Amazon Ashley from Beachers Madhouse in East LA on a video shoot for Three Loco, my new rap group with Andy Milonakis and Riff Raff. She's the real \"Jessica Rabbit.\" She made me feel like a baby breast feeding.\"\n\n\"This is my dog/\"son,\" Duane. He's a Miniature Pinscher, and he thinks he's a Pit-Bull. I've had him for eight years, and he's my best friend. He just got out of rehab for doggy cocaine. Kidding... It was human cocaine.\"\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n\"This one was taken in Paris while walking behind a father, and daughter... And teddy bear. Did a little tweaking on my iPhone with the Filterstorm app and made it more alive with color. I liked the perspective, and thought how cool it must be to be a kid growing up in Paris.\"\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n\"Ugh. This one stings a little. My ex-girlfriend changing in my room. I blew it with her, but we wont get into that. Nice candid shot. I loved watching her get dressed. Just so simple.\"\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n\"I took this in East Oakland when I first got my iPhone a year ago. Loved the candy paint and big rims... Looks like a cartoon car. Trust me I didn't stay in that neighborhood long. It's no garden over there, but sometimes you gotta risk your life for a photo.\"\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n\"Me and my son Duane again. This one is a little emo, but I love that little rascal. We're just chilling on my couch staying out of trouble. Sad to say this is all I do lately. I used a little filter action on here.\"\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n\"This is my boy Beardo, and we do music together. I think this was taken in Las Vegas. Shit, where the hell were we? I honestly have no idea what's going on here but I did the old black and white photo then colored the pink character in. It is what it is.\"\n\n\"The old reverse Eiffel Tower penis plank. Very rare. I lined up the shot but Andy Milonakis took this one for me. I am very immature, but I am a world traveler who absorbs global cultures too. Suck on that.\"\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n\"Three Loco is my new rap group with Andy Milonakis from New York, Riff Raff from Texas, and I'm from California. Together we cover the three main regions where hip-hop is from and we are all crazy and silly... hence Three Loco. I thought the hot sauce was a good way to spell it out. Watch out, we're coming for your wives and daughters.\"\n\n\"Took this on way to Lake Tahoe to see my folks. Again the ole black and white then color splash. People love this shit. The road to St. Elsewhere. That's my life on the open road like Dean Moriarty.\" - Simon Rex"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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