<http://schema.org/articleBody>
" Eighteen seasons, 400 episodes, and Homer doesn&amp;#039;t look a day older than when we first met him. It&amp;#039;s no wonder Hollywood came calling.  If they were to make a movie about your life someday, who would play you?  A hybrid superactor made of George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and the ghost of Francis the Talking Mule. But keep me on the set for dinner scenes. I do my own eating.  Who is your all-time-favorite movie hero? The guy who operates the popcorn machine in the lobby.  And what is your all-time-favorite movie?  Explosive Explosion! Is there a movie called that? If there is, that&amp;#039;s my favorite movie.  Pick one: Betty Boop, Olive Oyl, Wilma Flintstone, or Jessica Rabbit. Wilma Flintstone. She&amp;#039;s the only one who wouldn&amp;#039;t think I was the most primitive man she&amp;#039;s ever met.  Finish this sentence: I&amp;#039;ve always wondered why women... Don&amp;#039;t like when I burp the alphabet. It&amp;#039;s fun and educational.  The thing I wish women knew about men is... Inside every man is a scared little boy. And inside that little boy, there&amp;#039;s a happy-go-lucky puppy. And inside the puppy, there&amp;#039;s a robot of some kind. Inside that ... I don&amp;#039;t know, but I&amp;#039;m hoping it&amp;#039;s hard candy.  The quickest way to a man&amp;#039;s heart is... A constant supply of food and TV. And no nagging about eating too much or watching too much TV.  A woman is sexiest wearing... Given my history, any form of contraception. Can I say that in REDBOOK? Well, whatever, I just did.  What does Marge love most about you? She can talk to me anytime: when I&amp;#039;m driving, eating, sleeping \u2014 whenever! The secret is, I don&amp;#039;t listen.  And what do you love most about Marge? We&amp;#039;re perfectly matched. She finishes my sentences, and I finish her ice cream.  More (Man)ifesto: Omar Epps Jeffrey Dean Morgan Olivier Martinez "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.redbookmag.com/love-sex/mens-perspective/interviews/a1888/homer-simpson/>