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"  Well this story is a bad pun waiting to happen. A man in the UK was arrested for masturbating in the meat aisle of local chain Sainsbury&amp;#039;s for an entire ten minutes (via The Daily Mirror). No one thought it was a good idea to go up to him and say, &amp;quot;Hey, knock it off&amp;quot; for ten minutes? Most eyewitnesses assumed he was adjusting himself. The man, Eugenio Freitas, told the arresting authorities that the incident was meant to be a shopping trip but his &amp;quot;excessive sexual drive took over.&amp;quot; I get where he&amp;#039;s coming from, Count Chocula and Mrs. Butterworth are always acting like they want it. Freitas was arrested once before \u2014 also for masturbating in a supermarket \u2014 in 2008. Although he was clothed in both instances, the acts are considered indecent exposure. This second incident violates Freitas&amp;#039;s supervision, and he is now banned from all supermarkets in the UK without the supervision of another adult. From here on out, I&amp;#039;d be wary of any Craigslist ads asking for &amp;quot;someone to go shopping with, and then let&amp;#039;s just see what happens.&amp;quot; Photo Credit: Getty Want more from Frank? Follow him on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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