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"Once at a pool party, there was this really pretty popular girl named Serena who was flirting with MY crush. I was like so totally furious! They were talking and laughing together the whole time, and everyone was like &amp;#039;oh they would be so cute together&amp;#039; behind their backs. But I noticed when she was in the pool, she only swum in the shallow end. At first I thought she just didn&amp;#039;t want to get her totally long auburn hair wet, but my friend told me the truth: she couldn&amp;#039;t swim! Plan B was born. When she and my crush were busy flirting, I came up and &amp;quot;accidentally&amp;quot; tripped and fell, knocking her into the deep end! I thought she would just splash around and scream &amp;#039;can&amp;#039;t swim I can&amp;#039;t swim&amp;#039;, but instead, she screamed and went under! I was like so scared. My crush jumped in and rescued her and she was like so traumatized that she spent the rest of the night lying on a lounge chair with him by her side. I feel so bad that I put her life in danger, and also that my crush had the opportunity to be her &amp;#039;knight in shining armor.&amp;#039; All I got from him was the &amp;#039;you should have been more careful&amp;#039; lecture.   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember we do NOT condone or recommend this type of behavior. This isn&amp;#039;t called my so BAD for nothing! Once my little brother stole my VERY private diary and read the whole thing. I was so furious that he would do that!!! So one day when I was home alone I got on his PlayStation 2 and did some serious damage--I erased every file on every game! I got in big trouble, but hearing him scream when he found out was like music to my ears!   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember we do NOT condone or recommend this type of behavior. This isn&amp;#039;t called my so BAD for nothing! I was moving to a new state for a whole year with my dad and it was my last night in my home town so I was hanging out with my bestfriend and we were super bored and didn&amp;#039;t have any plans for the night so we decided to call one of our close guy friends (who also happens to be kinda um, wild) to see if he wanted to hang out. He said yes and that he would stop by when her parents were asleep. When he came knocking on her window we snuck out and he end up bringing 5 of his super hot friends to! We all ended up going to a party and having a really wild night and even got really stupid and drunk! I snuck into my house the next morning at 6 am and had to catch my flight at 7:30. I was so tired and felt like I was going to throw up on the way to the airport that when my mom started talking about how awful it is when teenage girls go out and get drunk and have sex and how she knew I would never do anything like that, I was trying so hard not to puke. I also felt somewhat guilty! It was a blast but I still don&amp;#039;t suggest it!   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember we do NOT condone or recommend this type of behavior. This isn&amp;#039;t called my so BAD for nothing! Last winter one of my best friends and her family went away for February break. It just so happens that they own a totally hot house that&amp;#039;s huge and is just perfect for parties so my three other best friends and I talked her into giving us the security code so we could have a party there while they were gone. She finally said that they were leaving on Thursday and gave us the clear to have a party on Saturday -- The only rule was that we had to leave the house the exact same way as we found it.   Well us being idiot freshman and not having ANY idea about how to through a party, we made it a &amp;quot;Freshman/Sophomore&amp;quot; only party. I am not sure if you are aware of this, but juniors and seniors feel that they are allowed into any party, because they are upperclassmen. So when we Freshmen told them that they were not allowed to come, they showed up that night and trashed the entire house including my friend&amp;#039;s $600 mailbox. To top off the night I got so trashed that I picked a fight with one of my best friends and it ended in a fist fight. The next thing I know I am hugging a toilet with my mom holding my hair for me saying, &amp;quot;You are sooo busted!&amp;quot;   To make a long story short, my friend came home with her family on Monday and found their mailbox gone and beer cans all over their backyard. Let&amp;#039;s just say we all had to apologize in person, pay for the mailbox, and I was grounded for two weeks and did not get to celebrate my birthday.   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember we do NOT condone or recommend this type of behavior. This isn&amp;#039;t called my so BAD for nothing! There was this girl in my grade who was really mean to me and my bff. She called us names, made up rumors about us, etc. So we wanted to get back at her. We opened her locker and took out her brown paper lunch bag, and put a custom-made one from us in its place. At lunch time, we chose a seat where we had a good view of her table. The look on her face was so funny when she bit into a ketchup and peanut butter sandwich (seasoned heavily with salt), took a drink from a thermos of prune juice and discovered that her peach was moldy. To our delight, she actually liked the prune juice and drank it all, which kept her running to the bathroom during our later classes. And we got away with it because she thought she grabbed her little brother&amp;#039;s lunch by accident!   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember we do NOT condone or recommend this type of behavior. This isn&amp;#039;t called my so BAD for nothing! Ok, so I was at Cadet Camp (I know it sounds dorky but it is alot of fun). Anyway, They have this rule called FRAT and it basically means no kissing, hugging, the fun stuff and you can get kicked out of camp and Cadets if you are caught. There was this guy there and we were pretty close friends and were pretty comfortable around each other. So the second week I was there we were watching a movie and so the staff had turned the lights off (not smart). This guy and I were sitting beside each other when his hand dropped onto my leg (accidentally?!) and he started moving his hand up really slowly until he was basically going up my shorts. We ended having this huge and hard core makeout session in the middle of class. But we were in the corner (where it was really dark) so nobody saw us. I really regret it now because the guy acted like such a jerk to me the next day. Whatever, it was his loss. And I ended up meeting this great guy named Jason who I&amp;#039;m still dating.   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember we do NOT condone or recommend this type of behavior. This isn&amp;#039;t called my so BAD for nothing! My mom is very picky about the clothes I wear. She wont let me wear playboy shirts or thongs or midriff tops and well, you get my point. Anyway, one day she wouldn&amp;#039;t let me go to a party in this really cool outfit. This made me sooo mad so as soon as she went into her room to talk to her bf on the phone I decided that the outfit I wanted to wear wasn&amp;#039;t provocative enough so I raided my drawer of contraband stuff put on the skimpiest thong, the shortest skirt an almost see through top (with a white bra so I wouldn&amp;#039;t look that trashy).When I finished I went out the back door while my mom was in her room and called my boyfriend on my cell to come and drive me to the party. I partied all night! It was so much fun and I don&amp;#039;t regret it one bit.   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember we do NOT condone or recommend this type of behavior. This isn&amp;#039;t called my so BAD for nothing! One day my best friend and I were at the mall trying stuff on and I decided and I wanted to try and wear the clothes I was trying on under my real clothes and try to get away without having to pay for them. It worked and I walked right out of the store. After getting away with this she and I went on to steal TONS of clothes.   One day in particular we both stole over $2,000 dollars worth of stuff each. We actually went from mall to mall to mall. She and I never got caught but we won&amp;#039;t go shopping with each other anymore. It got scary how good we were it didn&amp;#039;t matter what the store was or who was in it. At the end of one day I ended up with 8 pairs of jeans, 24 shirts, 3 new perfumes, 7 new bras, 23 new pieces of jewelry, 2 pairs of sandals, 3 skirts, 4 dresses, and that was just me!   Surprisingly enough our moms never noticed all the new clothes. My mom is a single parent and a lawyer. She doesn&amp;#039;t even know what clothes I have to begin with. My friend&amp;#039;s parents have three other children and are both working two jobs so they don&amp;#039;t really have time to notice. We still feel guilty and it&amp;#039;s been three months.   * It doesn&amp;#039;t matter if you get caught or not karma will get you in the end. I&amp;#039;m still dealing with myself and feeling guilty and, well, it sucks.*   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember we do NOT condone or recommend this type of behavior. This isn&amp;#039;t called my so BAD for nothing! One time at Space Camp I went on quite the adventure with a few of my friends (please keep in mind that Space Camp has a no PDA rule, forbids one to visit another gender&amp;#039;s floor, and that our lights out was at 11pm). We had discovered a hole that led into the room below us and we had umm....enlarged the hole so that we could have communications with the boys below. We somehow ended up flashing about 20 guys through this hole, and proceeded to encourage the boys to come up and visit us at 3am. So some of the guys came up and visited us and then we later went and visited in their room where we all hooked up with each other. And if you thought only smart,ugly dorks went to Space Camp....you were real wrong.   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember we do NOT condone or recommend this type of behavior. This isn&amp;#039;t called my so BAD for nothing! It was my best friend&amp;#039;s birthday, and I was practically broke. My mom gave me 20 bucks to buy her a present. I went to the Mall, looking for the CD that she wanted. It was at that very moment that I saw the CUTEST shirt in the store across from the music one. I remembered that I had the CD that she wanted already, and well... blew the twenty on the shirt. I burned myself a copy of the CD before wrapping up the CD nice and fancy. I explained that my little brother ripped the plastic wrap off of the CD because he thought that it was mine. She said that it was OK and even complimented me on my shirt! I felt even worse when she bought me an amazing birthday present that was worth like... 50 bucks!   EDITOR&amp;#039;S NOTE: Remember we do NOT condone or recommend this type of behavior. This isn&amp;#039;t called my so BAD for nothing! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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