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" With all of our best interests in their hearts, the Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI) publishes an annual calorie-counting list of the heftiest meals at chain restaurants. The winner of this year&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;food porn&amp;quot; list is the Cheesecake Factory, with its 3,020-calorie Bistro Shrimp Pasta. Cutely labeled &amp;quot;Spaghet(not so)tini&amp;quot; in the accompanying PDF, the plate contains plenty of light, healthy ingredients like fresh mushrooms, tomatoes, and arugula, but manages to pack 89 grams of saturated fat, which will apparently stay in a healthy person&amp;#039;s arteries for a period of five days, according to CSPI, aka the &amp;quot;food police.&amp;quot; On the other hand, how have those five days gone without tearing up a bowl of pasta that was the difference between joy and misery?  On principal, we feel obligated to take the Ron Swanson approach and say that the policing of another man&amp;#039;s food is unbecoming of the policer, but we can&amp;#039;t deny CSPI&amp;#039;s way with words in this description:  That&amp;#039;s what happens when you mix 3 1/2 cups of pasta with a butter-and-cream sauce topped with battered, fried shrimp. It&amp;#039;s like eating three orders of Olive Garden&amp;#039;s Lasagna Classico plus an order of Tiramisu for dinner. What&amp;#039;s for dessert?   Worth every bite. Once in a while. [via Reuters,The Food Police] "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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