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"Ladies of Glamour: the newest question in my series of &amp;quot;five things&amp;quot; is this. What&amp;#x27;s your man lying to you about?1) How many women we&amp;amp;#8217;ve slept with: Some lie because they&amp;amp;#8217;re embarrassed they&amp;amp;#8217;ve slept with too many and some lie because they&amp;amp;#8217;re embarrassed that they&amp;amp;#8217;ve slept with too few. 2) How munch money we make: The men who make too much money usually keep it a secret because they don&amp;amp;#8217;t want to seem like some dirtbag who flashes his bank statements to get women (if they&amp;amp;#8217;re not worried about that, then you should be worried about what kind of guy he is). But lots of others fudge the figure in their favor. Mostly we don&amp;amp;#8217;t lie outright. We just kind of lead you to believe we&amp;amp;#8217;re a little better off than we are. 3) How we feel about going to visit your parents: They may love your man. You mom might really make the world&amp;amp;#8217;s greatest chicken pot pie. But when he says he can&amp;amp;#8217;t wait to go, when he says there&amp;amp;#8217;s nothing he&amp;amp;#8217;d rather be doing, just appreciate it. Because, seriously, think about it: there are 7694 things he&amp;amp;#8217;d rather be doing. 4) That we&amp;#x27;re not worried about how big it is: We may act like we&amp;amp;#8217;re not that shallow. But can you please tell us how impressive we are, even if we may not be? Just compare it to the Washington monument (see the photo) if you&amp;amp;#8217;re at a loss for words. 5) That we like those new thigh-high boots: Or whatever weird thing you just bought and looks totally normal to you (actually not normal: trendy, dramatic, gutsy). But we actually think that in this case, you&amp;amp;#8217;ve lost your mind. Still, we understand that you did not buy these boots to impress us. So we support you. Want more insight into the minds of men? Check out: -10 Things He&amp;amp;#8217;s Thinking When He Sees You in Your Bathing Suit -10 Things He&amp;amp;#8217;s Thinking Before He Cheats -Glamour&amp;amp;#8217;s Extra-Steamy Man Survey Photo: iStock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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