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"If you&amp;#x27;re anything like me (read 29ish, had brothers), the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ruled a significant part of your early lives. The sched was roughly: Wake up, put on TMNT T-shirt, play with TMNT Colorforms, mumble-sing &amp;quot;Turtles in a half-shell...turtle power!&amp;quot; while smashing a Leonardo action figure against...I dunno, maybe a Jafar doll or something. Villains were the one part of TMNT I never found memorable. But look, I didn&amp;#x27;t ask any questions. Including ones about the feasibility of enjoying pizza in a sewer. Now, TMNT is back&amp;amp;#8212;starring none other than Megan Fox as April O&amp;#x27;Neil. I was almost nervous to watch this trailer&amp;amp;#8212;and it&amp;#x27;s definitely darker than I expected, very Amazing Spider-Man&amp;amp;#8212;but the most important thing is, I think the turtles look like themselves. And everything else will fall into place. Take a look. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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