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" Warm Bodies &amp;quot;Not many people fantasize about getting it on with a zombie.&amp;quot; \u2014Dana Stevens, Slate &amp;quot;I can hear the 14-year-olds: &amp;#039;Shut up!&amp;#039;&amp;quot; \u2014Kyle Smith, New York Post &amp;quot;Note to Hollywood: Want to double the appeal of any rom-com? Cast as usual. Then fire your female star, and replace her with the actress you&amp;#039;d hired to play her funky smart friend.&amp;quot; \u2014Stephen Witty, Newark Star-Ledger &amp;quot;Can you really run faster with no skin?&amp;quot; \u2014Justin Craig, Fox News &amp;quot;What location is more soulless yet undead than a modern airport?&amp;quot; \u2014Miriam Bale, New York Daily News &amp;quot;Most teenaged boys are disheveled, unwashed monsters.&amp;quot; \u2014Matthew DeKinder, STLToday &amp;quot;He probably wouldn&amp;#039;t let his daughter date Tim Tebow.&amp;quot; \u2014Richard Roeper, RogerEbert.com Bullet to the Head &amp;quot;No, he&amp;#039;s not standing there with a flower, getting off classic lines like Oscar Wilde.&amp;quot; \u2014Mick LaSalle, SFGate &amp;quot;Kang throws back a small murdering fish to catch a big murdering fish.&amp;quot; \u2014Scott Tobias, AV Club &amp;quot;He seems more totem than man these days.&amp;quot; \u2014Manohla Dargis, The New York Times &amp;quot; It takes two to tango, or even Tango &amp;amp;amp; Cash.&amp;#039;&amp;quot; \u2014Richard Roeper, RogerEbert.com &amp;quot;I had a chance to see the film with a receptive audience at Butt-Numb-A-Thon ...&amp;quot; \u2014Jason Gorber, Twitch Stand Up Guys &amp;quot;That means sex, drugs, and food.&amp;quot; \u2014Mick LaSalle, SFGate &amp;quot;Really? Stealing the best line from John Carpenter&amp;#039;s They Live?&amp;quot; \u2014Stephen Witty, The Newark Star Ledger &amp;quot;How do you get a name like Claphands?&amp;quot; \u2014Roger Ebert, The Chicago Sun-Times &amp;quot;Remember that time you threw that Greek out the hotel window?&amp;quot; \u2014Roger Moore, McClatchey-Tribune News Service &amp;quot;Kind of like an Adam Sandler movie made by smarter people \u2026 &amp;quot; \u2014Bill Goodykoontz, Gannett Girls Against Boys &amp;quot;Let&amp;#039;s just say it involves restraints and power tools.&amp;quot; \u2014Marshall Fine, Huffington Post &amp;quot;Squanders its girl-power capital quicker than you can say &amp;#039;Rihanna.&amp;#039;&amp;quot; \u2014Sara Stewart, The New York Post &amp;quot;Who would have thought that staggering to a scummy apartment with three sketchy guys could be so dangerous?&amp;quot; \u2014Jeanette Catsoulis, The New York Times &amp;quot;Short skirts plus guns might help VOD sales.&amp;quot; \u2014John DeFore,  The Hollywood Reporter Oscar Nominated Short Films &amp;quot;Part sci-fi, part steampunk, part love story.&amp;quot; \u2014Mike O&amp;#039;Sullivan, The Washington Post &amp;quot;&amp;quot;Avocados made of grenades, tomatoes that get diced into actual dice.&amp;quot; \u2014Ty Burr,  Boston Globe &amp;quot;If you&amp;#039;ve seen a movie before, you probably know what happens next.&amp;quot; \u2014William Bibiani, Crave Online  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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