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"So far we&amp;#039;ve got &amp;quot;the next JLS&amp;quot; boyband, a Bieber-esque wonderkid, a charming piano tinkler and a bonkers organ basher in the Britain&amp;#039;s Got Talent final. Who will be joining them from tonight&amp;#039;s live semi-final? The Circus of Horrors, a reluctant dog act, some bell-ringers and cheeky cabaret act Wachiraporn are among the contenders, so expect plenty of laughs (and possibly some talent) along the way. For the third night in a row Reality Bites will be guiding you through the evening&amp;#039;s entertainment with live updates and commentary. Join in the fun by sharing you Facebook comments below and on Twitter @dsrealitybites. 22:02: I&amp;#039;m off to watch Stephen Mulhern and the cast of TOWIE on BGMT, so I&amp;#039;ll say farewell. It will be some new reporters blogging tomorrow and Friday. Be nice to them. They are probably more enthusiastic and less bitter than me, so I&amp;#039;m sure you&amp;#039;ll get along swimmingly. Night all! 22:00: That&amp;#039;s the end of tonight&amp;#039;s show. Sadly, the bell ringers and Teddy are no more. They&amp;#039;re not dead. Or in the case of Teddy, at least we think he&amp;#039;s not dead... yet. Simon Cowell is promising a big &amp;quot;surprise twist&amp;quot; in tomorrow night&amp;#039;s show. He won&amp;#039;t say anything more. It sounds exciting, but we&amp;#039;re not getting our hopes up. He does that on X Factor a lot and it&amp;#039;s usually yawnsome. Lorna Bliss was the big twist yesterday, so that&amp;#039;s the standard he has to match. 21:55: It&amp;#039;s down to the bell ringers and James for the second spot. Obviously, James goes through. Amanda Holden tries to spice it up a bit by claiming the Queen would like Aeolian Chimes. Nice try Amanda, but Cowell ends the dream by backing dancer James.  21:52: Oh, I guess you want to know who&amp;#039;s won. Well, it&amp;#039;s a slight turn-up for the books. It&amp;#039;s Les Gibson rather than James. You guys did that just to annoy me. Flipping heck, he won with a Kevin Webster impression. Some people are easily pleased. 21:49: Hold on to your hats. It&amp;#039;s RESULTS TIME. Teddy has gone home. I want a recount. It&amp;#039;s a fix. Sham. I demand to speak to Ofcom. It&amp;#039;s Gamu all over again. Get #bringbackTeddy trending. 21:41: My girlfriend claims that you shouldn&amp;#039;t feed a dog pork. Is Teddy&amp;#039;s sausage diet his downfall? Am I the only person here who cares about Teddy? Apologies if that&amp;#039;s the case. 21:39: Music guest for the evening is Avril Lavigne. Is it 2003? A bit budget with the musical acts this week so far. I think it&amp;#039;s Jessie J tomorrow. 21:35: Michael McIntyre&amp;#039;s funniest moment of the series so far. He calls Les Gibson, Les Dennis, while sat next to the Family Fortunes comic&amp;#039;s ex-wife. Amanda Holden laughs, but you know she&amp;#039;s kicking him in the shins under the table. 21:31: I&amp;#039;ve wolfed down a curry, given a few votes to Teddy and watched a bit of seriously harrowing Corrie. 20:57: Right, I&amp;#039;m off to hammer redial for Teddy. I&amp;#039;ll see you all back here at 9.30pm! 20:54: Anyone opting to watch The Apprentice rather than the results show, I&amp;#039;ll make it easier for you. Dancer James and impressionist Les Gibson will be in the final. I&amp;#039;m calling it now. I&amp;#039;m rubbish at reality TV predictions, but if that&amp;#039;s wrong, I&amp;#039;ll give you all Curly Wurlys*. *note: May not actually give you Curly Wurlys. 20:51: I wouldn&amp;#039;t mess with the bloke in Aeolian Chimes. He looks like a villain from Midsomer Murders. He&amp;#039;d clobber you in the church graveyard with one of his bells. Sinister. Regardless of that, I still quite enjoyed that. It was better than a lot of Andrew Lloyd Webber&amp;#039;s post Phantom output. They probably come a close second behind Teddy for my act of the night. 20:47:   Time for the last act of the night. Bell ringers Gay and Allan. AKA Aeolian Chimes. They combine the sublime and ridiculous in one act. Utterly adorable pair of oddballs - sublime. They do bell-ringing - ridiculous. They do Phantom of the Opera on bells - sublime. They do Phantom of the Opera on bells - ridiculous. 20:37:   Last but one act of the night is James Hobley. He&amp;#039;s clearly the judges&amp;#039; pick for the night and he gets gushing reviews. He&amp;#039;s got a sob story and he&amp;#039;s got some great moves. I&amp;#039;m not mean enough to say anything cruel about the lad, but what these judges know about contemporary dance I could write on a postage stamp. I reckon Teddy probably knows more than the lot of them put together. At least it&amp;#039;s not more sub-standard street dance though. 20:34: Oh and by the way... Simon Cowell suggested that Les could replace Dec. &amp;quot;Ant &amp;amp; Les has a nice ring to it.... that&amp;#039;s showbusiness,&amp;quot; he grins. Dec fires back: &amp;quot;He doesn&amp;#039;t like the Geordies this week.&amp;quot; Expect to read about that in a red top newspaper near you. 20:31: As a nation are we seriously going to give \u00A3100,000 to a man doing Kevin Webster impressions? No. Good. The correct answer. Let&amp;#039;s move on. Les does most of the same act he did in the audition. A ropey Lord Sugar, an easy Ross Kemp and a camp version of Dec. It&amp;#039;s not awful, but he needs a scriptwriter. And some more impressions. He&amp;#039;ll probably make the final and I&amp;#039;ll fume some more. 20:25:   I can&amp;#039;t even be bothered to comment any more on Wachiraporn. It&amp;#039;s just embarrassing for all concerned. ITV. Her. The judges. Us. Next up is Les Gibson. He does impressions. I hate impressions. However, Amanda is a fan. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ve never heard anyone do a Kevin Webster as well.&amp;quot; A one-liner to almost rival Teddy for hilarity. How many Kevin Webster impressions have you heard exactly Amanda? 20:21:   Time for the next act... Wachiraporn Tirpak. This is basically a big joke for people who find Come Fly With Me funny. It&amp;#039;s a case of laughing at the foreign person. Is this really what primetime ITV has come to? 20:14: I would have enjoyed that approximately 250% more if they had included Teddy and his basket in their routine. I particularly enjoyed the highly inappropriate choice of music for Teddy&amp;#039;s routine. The Salt &amp;#039;N&amp;#039; Peppa sex-pop classic &amp;#039;Push It&amp;#039;. 20:08:   The next act up is Abyss. They are not as good as Diversity. They don&amp;#039;t like that, but it&amp;#039;s the truth. Once again, the producers choose to not bother with any good close-ups and do loads of wide shots. For once, this is probably to the benefit of the act. Let&amp;#039;s put it this way. Abyss bore me. I want some more Teddy. 20:06: I think I may have literally PSML-ed and ROFL-coptered for the first time ever. I heart Teddy. Teddy refused to pretty much do any trick other than walk backwards. To be honest, if Angela was my owner, I&amp;#039;d probably be ashamed to show my face. Give that dog a sausage, he&amp;#039;s made my evening. I may even vote for him. 20:02:   The next act is Angela &amp;amp; Teddy. This is by far my favourite act of the evening. Angela is a little bit barmy. Teddy is 12 and is ready for doggy old people&amp;#039;s home. Now, this is what BGT is all about. 19:58: Currently trying to calculate what we&amp;#039;ve had more of during the first three BGT live shows. Ad breaks or saucy innuendos from Simon Cowell. I don&amp;#039;t know what they&amp;#039;ve been putting in his Botox, but he&amp;#039;s very fruity this week.  19:51: Jay is singing Kings of Leon &amp;#039;Use Somebody&amp;#039; to a weird brass section backing track. Are the producers playing a mean trick of him? It&amp;#039;s all a bit sloppy and cheesy. To use a Cowell clich\u00E9 it&amp;#039;s very &amp;quot;cruiseship&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;a little bit karaoke&amp;quot;. I mean, he&amp;#039;s 18. If he was really any good, he&amp;#039;d be on X Factor. 19:47:   Second act up tonight is Jay Worley. He&amp;#039;s basically the Lidl version of Joe McElderry. A ropey kiddy singer with a cute smile. 19:41: A mixed bag for Circus Of Horrors. Dodgy camera work and the fact this large ensemble are forced to display their skills in a three-minute set makes it a bit rough around the edges. However, McIntyre and Simon Cowell, of all people, love it. Cowell thinks &amp;quot;the Royal family would love it&amp;quot;. Yeah, we&amp;#039;ve heard Kate Middleton has a firebreathing midget fetish as well Simon.  19:37: First act up this evening is Circus Of Horrors. Ant tells us not to try it at home. We&amp;#039;ll make our minds up ourselves if we want to or not, thanks Ant. I&amp;#039;m quite fond of a bit of fire-breathing. 19:35: Simon Cowell says that he &amp;quot;genuinely doesn&amp;#039;t have a clue&amp;quot; about the acts coming up tonight. You&amp;#039;ve got to love that professionalism. 19:30: It should, for the first time this week, be a close call on who wins tonight. A mixed bunch of acts, but no standout. Singer Jay, Circus of Horrors, impressionist Les and dancer James are all obvious contenders. Wachiraporn Tirpak is purely in this show to p*ss off my subbing team. I mean seriously... Wachiraporn.... some of us are trying to live blog here. 19:28: Hello again. It&amp;#039;s me. Back for another evening of BGT silliness. It&amp;#039;s a cracking lineup of acts tonight. I think it could be the best one yet. What do you guys thinks? Britain&amp;#039;s Got Talent starts at 7.30pm tonight on ITV1. &amp;gt; Britain&amp;#039;s Got Talent finalist Jean Martyn &amp;gt; Britain&amp;#039;s Got Talent Semi-Final 3: The lineup&amp;#039; &amp;gt; More Britain&amp;#039;s Got Talent news "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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