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"So, here we go. Last week, Teresa finally agreed to go to &amp;quot;physical&amp;quot; therapy with her brother and tonight was the long awaited session. I&amp;#x27;ll just say that the timing was a little suspicious. Moments before setting that plan into motion, Teresa and Jacqueline officially ended their friendship and not even five minutes later, Teresa was riding a love train with her family--including Melissa. The same Melissa that admitted that she once plotted with Danielle Staub to stage a Teresa Takeover.So, therapy between Teresa and Joe was an interesting interpretation of the truth. Here&amp;#x27;s how the therapist looked the whole time: Teresa went in first and here&amp;#x27;s her take on what went wrong (In bold is where I call BS): 1. Joe has never returned her calls since they got married. Funny since we see an awful lot of texting and voice mails pass between them, no? 2. They stopped doing Sunday dinner together. Okay but they still go to the shore, attend field days, single release parties, summer solstices. . . 3. She&amp;#x27;s ever done anything to hurt Joe--he&amp;#x27;s the one that can&amp;#x27;t get past something. Teresa is right. Joe shouldn&amp;#x27;t be hurt that Teresa basically warned him that Melissa is out the door when a richer man shows up. 4. Teresa was pregnant with her third baby when Melissa was pregnant with her first. The gist I got was Melissa spent no time with Gia so why should Teresa have to spend any time with Antonia? An eye for an eye is surely the mature way to go. Therapist&amp;#x27;s Take: Walk away when past is brought up. You can make things better if you don&amp;#x27;t just harp on the past. Then it was Joe&amp;#x27;s turn. He was a lot more to the point than Teresa. 1. He expected Teresa to love his first born Antonia the way he loved Teresa&amp;#x27;s first born Gia. 2. Teresa became evil and competitive against Melissa. I mean, I gotta say, I trust Melissa and her motives a little less after learning she was in cahoots with Danielle . . . 3. Joe feels that he accepted Teresa&amp;#x27;s husband despite all the things that he did to Joe--then Teresa should accept Melissa too. Again, am I the only one really bothered by Melissa reaching out to Danielle? Therapist&amp;#x27;s Take: He was way more Team Joe than he seemed to be Team Teresa . . . And then Joe and Teresa went in together . . . Therapist&amp;#x27;s Advice: Avoid old grievances at all costs. Start Sunday dinner&amp;#x27;s again but make sure they know in the car what could go wrong and basically don&amp;#x27;t do it. Duh. Teresa&amp;#x27;s Take: Golly gee, everything is going to be great. Right Joe? We&amp;#x27;re going to Napa together soon. I know, let&amp;#x27;s all share an RV. Therapist&amp;#x27;s Take: Do not share an RV. For the love of God, it was the worth the money you spent to come here to walk away knowing you can not get in the same RV in Napa together. Teresa&amp;#x27;s Take: I know better than everyone you--we are going to prove you wrong and share an RV. Joe&amp;#x27;s Take: Great Idea. . . . The conclusion? They started a fight on the way out over whether or not Teresa once again went to the tabloids and told them that their parents are homeless because Joe sold their house. Putting family business out there is Joe&amp;#x27;s biggest pet peeve. And it&amp;#x27;s still not clear if Teresa is or isn&amp;#x27;t building her parents a house on her property that may or may not get foreclosed on. My favorite exchange . . . Teresa: &amp;quot;. . .Buy them a house! You&amp;#x27;re doing so well, what&amp;#x27;s the big deal? If I had the money I would f***ing give it to them.&amp;quot; Joe: &amp;quot;Oh! You don&amp;#x27;t have the money Why do you have this f***ing purse? That&amp;#x27;s an expensive f***ing purse. I mean you don&amp;#x27;t f***ing get it.&amp;quot; Teresa: &amp;quot;From this day forward, let&amp;#x27;s love each other. You&amp;#x27;re only person I got.&amp;quot; Joe: &amp;quot;Remember that.&amp;quot; So, how do you think therapy went? And more importantly, thoughts on the way Teresa ended the show by debuting her new Cruella de Vil confessional look? Let&amp;#x27;s talk about it all below! More reality TV drama! * Real Housewives of New York: Translating the 3 Cattiest Moments of the Night * The Bachelorette: May I Present to You the Most Awkward Kiss of All Time * We Thought &amp;quot;Kimye&amp;quot; Was a PR Stunt Too--Until We Watched the Way Kim Kardashian Gushed to Oprah Winfrey Last Night! P.S. Want more Obsessed? Sign up for our awesome daily newsletter that features the latest celebrity gossip, TV news, hilarious Internet sensations, and more! Photos: Bravo"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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