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"   A 20-year-old and apparently broke Englishwoman named Clare Greenhill is determined to find her lost cat, Geoff \u2014 and she&amp;#039;s discovered an incredibly effective marketing technique to do so (via Reddit, naturally).   Yep, that is a no-strings-attached blowjay if you bring Geoff (LOL) back to her. I&amp;#039;m not gonna lie, I kinda get it. If my cat were lost and I had no money, I might do the same thing. But I&amp;#039;m an honest person, so my flier would be like, &amp;quot;I have no cash for reward, but I&amp;#039;m kinda okay at BJs as long as you tell me when my teeth are scraping you. U IN, BRO??&amp;quot;   RELATED: Why You Absolutely Must Date a Man With a Cat   Follow Anna on Twitter.   Photo Credit: Getty, flyer via Reddit "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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