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" Question: Why in God&amp;#039;s name would you ever want to create a video dating profile? The Internet, in its boundless generosity, has given people (specifically those who might be considered &amp;quot;not traditionally beautiful&amp;quot;) the slimmest ray of hope at having marginally normal sex lives. The Internet is ripe for deception: misleading usernames (&amp;quot;buffjuggernaut25&amp;quot;), misleading incomes (&amp;quot;$100,000+, if you count my life insurance premium), and shockingly flattering photos taken from angles that no human will even be seen from in a naturally occurring situation. An e-relationship could last for two months on carefully researched e-mails, filled with opinions copied and pasted from hip trade publications and the latest Yahoo news headlines. It&amp;#039;s the perfect opportunity to fake your own success and convince a person to send you a few dirty e-mails and suggestive instant messages before the cover gets blown and they met you -- and you were animated and ruined it. Hey, here&amp;#039;s an idea: Instead, let&amp;#039;s skip the fun part and ruin it right off the bat. Great job, guys. Sam       Profile headline: &amp;quot;Hi, I&amp;#039;m a PC.&amp;quot; Major mistakes: Mentioning how you are specifically looking for a girl with red hair because &amp;quot;I used to date a girl with red hair who is really special to me.&amp;quot; Also, having &amp;quot;perfectprofile&amp;quot; as your MySpace page kinda sets him up for failure.  Conclusion: No girl wants a guy who&amp;#039;s going to make them wear a mask of his ex-girlfriend&amp;#039;s face while they have sex, especially when you know it will end with a tearful orgasm and mumbled whispers of regret. And if she does she&amp;#039;s probably fat. Chandelier       Profile headline: &amp;quot;Just escaped from institution, looking to settle down.&amp;quot; Major mistakes: Showing up on set Conclusion: No one&amp;#039;s saying that some people don&amp;#039;t deserve love. But for some people you just get the feeling that given the opportunity they might squeeze love a little too tight and kill it. Although it&amp;#039;s admirable to be so forthcoming about yourself (&amp;quot;What&amp;#039;s important to me is my health&amp;quot;), and what you&amp;#039;re looking for (&amp;quot;The thing I love about women are they got a nice attractive legs, nice body, and . . . nice hair&amp;quot;), sometimes it&amp;#039;s better to play to your strengths. Unfortunately Danny&amp;#039;s strength is doing a rather serviceable impression of a man with a traumatic head injury. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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