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"  San Luis Obispo police were called in after a suspicious package was found left on the street. Exercising precaution, officers called in the bomb squad who determined it was actually a dildo wrapped in electrical tape (via Cal Coast News). The bomb squad brought in their robot, Andros, to retrieve the dildo, place it in a containment vessel, and carry it to a secure location. So in case you wondered where your tax dollars are going, citizens of San Luis Obispo, they&amp;#039;re going towards robots that pick up discarded dildos. Photo Credit: thinkstockphoto Want more from Frank? Follow him on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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