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"  &amp;quot;The elevator in my building is top of the line. Every time I&amp;#039;m on it, I feel like something truly special is happening in my life, like I&amp;#039;ve really made something of myself. This isn&amp;#039;t that elevator, though. This elevator sucks dick.&amp;quot; Tom Ford Ford continues to make the three-piece suit his calling card, using traditional bespoke tailoring as his template and introducing unusual fabrics (like this shiny silk blend) for a more contemporary effect. Two-button silk-and-linen three-piece suit ($5,340), cotton shirt ($500), and silk tie ($195) by Tom Ford; shoes ($530) by Fratelli Rossetti.  &amp;quot;Sometimes the city makes me horny and I can&amp;#039;t pinpoint why.&amp;quot; Valentino In one of his final outings at the helm of his eponymous brand, Valentino devotes most of his collection to urbane, polished tailoring and yacht-friendly double-breasted blazers. Arrivederci, old friend. Double-breasted wool blazer ($1,295), cotton shirt ($295), and cotton trousers ($325) by Valentino; shoes ($1,090) by John Lobb.  &amp;quot;Autumn in London**Not London.&amp;quot; Giorgio Armani Armani offers a leaner take on his famous sculpted power suit -- severe yet always comfortable -- while imbuing his sportswear, all baggy trousers and jackets in white, gray, and light blue, with a certain Mediterranean ease. One-button wool suit ($3,475), cotton shirt ($525), and silk tie ($150) by Giorgio Armani.  &amp;quot;God called one. Satan called the other. They never knew which. All they knew was that from this day forward, they would be inextricably linked. And they would be known as: the ineffectual crime-humping collective?&amp;quot; Burberry Prorsum Christopher Bailey has made it his mission to bring Burberry into the twenty-first century, and this black trench coat, made of scuba-grade neoprene instead of traditional gabardine, exemplifies his forward-looking, military-inspired collection. Neoprene scuba coat ($2,495), wool trousers ($695), and belt ($295) by Burberry Prorsum; cotton shirt ($195) by Burberry London; silk tie ($195) by Luigi Borrelli; shoes ($820) by Church&amp;#039;s.  &amp;quot;See you at the rally.&amp;quot; Calvin Klein Collection Designer Italo Zucchelli has taken a shine, both literal and figurative, to modern performance fabrics like Lycra and Airtex, but he hasn&amp;#039;t completely gone techno. This close-fitting gray leather jacket calls to mind the brand&amp;#039;s earliest standout sportswear. Leather jacket ($3,295) by Calvin Klein Collection; cotton T-shirt ($30 for pack of three) by Calvin Klein Underwear; cotton jeans ($80) by Calvin Klein Jeans; sneakers by Adidas Originals; vintage wool overcoat by Burberry.  &amp;quot;You know how sometimes an old dude will show up out of nowhere and tell you that you&amp;#039;re the direct descendent of some legendary royal family and present you with a secret amulet that you need to protect from forces of evil or the world will fall into an age of darkness, and then you turn right around and sell that amulet because you don&amp;#039;t want the responsibility? Old dudes hate that.&amp;quot; Ralph Lauren Why reinvent the wheel when you&amp;#039;re cruising along in a Bentley? Fresh from his brand&amp;#039;s fortieth-anniversary celebration, Lauren&amp;#039;s spring collection sticks to what the designer does best: classic English tailoring (punched up with flashes of bright color) and preppy sportswear that smells like money. Two-button wool suit ($1,595), cotton shirt ($265), and silk tie ($95) by Ralph Lauren Black Label; shoes ($695) by Ralph Lauren.  &amp;quot;And the winner shall be my bride!&amp;quot; Dolce &amp;amp;amp; Gabbana With new offerings that range from Kool-Aid-colored floral shirts to sand-colored desert gear, the designers opted to keep things simple on the tailoring front. This black cocktail suit, with its fine peak collar and subtle tuxedo stripes, could be worn from Indiana to Ibiza and elicit nothing but compliments.  One-button silk-and-wool tuxedo ($2,595), cotton shirt ($270), and silk tie ($150) by Dolce &amp;amp;amp; Gabbana; shoes ($530) by Fratelli Rossetti.   &amp;quot;We&amp;#039;re getting the band back together!&amp;quot; Bottega Veneta There&amp;#039;s something deceptively simple about Tomas Maier&amp;#039;s new monochromatic lineup. Take a closer look and you&amp;#039;ll notice subtle detailing and a soft, crumpled structure that&amp;#039;s as comfortable as it looks. Two-button silk suit ($3,750), silk vest ($1,070), cotton shirt ($710), and silk tie ($210) by Bottega Veneta.   &amp;quot;Hey, guess what? If you&amp;#039;re an asshole, you get your fish jacked. That&amp;#039;s the rules of chess.&amp;quot; Prada Miuccia Prada has a knack for bringing dated fabrics back from the bargain bin, so along with a new slate of wool and silk suits, she&amp;#039;s helping resuscitate geometric and floral patterns for 2008. Neither print has looked quite so appealing since Jack and Larry wore them to the Regal Beagle. One-button wool jacket ($1,660), wool cardigan ($1,045), cotton shirt ($565), silk tie ($160), and wool trousers ($595) by Prada; shoes ($525) by Harry&amp;#039;s of London.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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