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"  PRO: When applied to the face, semen has anti-aging effects, according to nuclear physicist and Nobel Prize winner Spin City actress and David Spade&amp;#039;s ex-girlfriend Heather Locklear. CON: Two Vice writers, one male and one female, tested out the jizz-as-moisturizer theory by applying it to one cheek and regular moisturizer to the other. While the effects were basically equal on the man, who determined that semen was slightly more effective, it wreaked havoc with the woman&amp;amp;#146;s skin. PRO: Semen is packed with protein, which tightens your skin while nourishing it with zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium and fructose. (Albeit small amounts of each.) PRO: Thought Kim Kardashian&amp;amp;#146;s vampire facial was weird? Semen includes a powerful antioxidant called spermine, which has been introduced in upscale spas and packaged as $250 cream. Save the $250 by texting some guy &amp;quot;whats up&amp;quot; at midnight! CON: Spermine is so intense that it can cause DNA damage, which is linked to cancer. PRO: Cosmopolitan editor-in-chief Helen Gurley Brown was a super-big fan of the facial, as she wrote in her memoir I&amp;amp;#146;m Wild Again: &amp;quot;Spread semen over your face, [it&amp;#039;s] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask &amp;amp;#151; and he&amp;#039;ll be pleased.&amp;quot; We believed you were wild again before you said that, Helen, but aite. PRO: Semen includes urea, found in pee, which is a natural toner. So put down that Dr. Hauschka. (Just kidding, don&amp;amp;#146;t, that stuff is great.) CON: As you might expect, semen is rich in testosterone. Alas, topical application of excessive testosterone is one of the causes of acne. (The moisture from cunnilingus, however, provides your skin with estrogen, which is good.) RELATED: So He&amp;#039;s Gonna Come On Your Face A Field Guide To Spitting Or Swallowing Follow Anna on Twitter Photo Credit: Universal Entertainment "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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