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"  Yesterday I woke up super congested, so I went to the doctor and he gave me a steroid shot in my right cheek so I wouldn&amp;#039;t have an earache on the plane to Milan. I was afraid it was going to make me fat, but then Robbie told me it&amp;#039;s an anti-inflammatory, so now I fear I got off the plane in Milan with mismatched cheeks! Had I known, I would have been on the Barry Bonds diet ages ago. Batter up!   "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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