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"I frequent a great store, where I'm a good customer. I have shopped with the same salesman for a few years. I recently went in to buy a suit, and I was waited on by another salesman, whom I liked a lot better. I feel a certain loyalty, but I'd like to change. Last time I went into the store, they both were there, and I ran out. I felt as if I'd been cheating. What should I do?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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