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" &amp;quot;When I was in grad school, I was hanging out with my boyfriend, Paul, at his place while his parents were asleep upstairs. We were watching a porn tape that I&amp;#039;d brought over as a joke, and things were getting pretty hot. Paul took a break to get water from the kitchen, and a few minutes later, I heard his footsteps in the hallway. I struck a sexy pose on the couch and said, &amp;#039;Want bottom or top this time, cowboy?&amp;#039; But the moment the words flew out of my mouth, I froze. His dad was in the doorway.&amp;quot; -Dierdre, 29 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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