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"You know what they say: Everything&amp;#x27;s better in Canada. OK, nobody says that&amp;amp;#8212;at least not in the U.S.&amp;amp;#8212;but maybe we should start. Chiefly because after stumbling across The Real Housewives of Vancouver&amp;amp;#8212;really, I had no idea it even existed&amp;amp;#8212;I kind of feel like waving a red and white flag, hold the blue. Before you try me for reality-TV treason, let me just walk you through some of the out-of-their-minds awesomeness of our bedazzled neighbors to the north. Maybe it&amp;#x27;s just the fresh-meat thing, but I think the Canuck gals might have an edge over the Yanks for several reasons: Their intro ends with one of the housewives blowing a magical maple leaf out of her hand, letting it dance around the screen. JODY. Jody, a fur empress, dresses like a total nut (note, in this video alone, the fluffy black bandeau and tiara) and shouts completely unreasonable things like &amp;quot;I&amp;#x27;d rather be crying in the back of a Rolls-Royce than laughing on my bike!&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Now, THAT&amp;#x27;S Jewish sex!&amp;quot; Three things to look out for in this clip: Male nudity. A vicious fight in which someone&amp;#x27;s wearing bunny ears. And&amp;amp;#8212;wait, someone&amp;#x27;s Southern? I think the one named Robin is Southern. And a Bible enthusiast. And a SINGER. And I&amp;#x27;m guessing she took this act up north after the Big Rich Texas audition didn&amp;#x27;t work out. The teams are defined. It&amp;#x27;s Mary v. Jody. You&amp;#x27;re friends with one, you&amp;#x27;re enemies with the other. No messing around. Getting this distinction out of the way leaves more time for shirtless men serving champagne. Oh, and when Jody speaks to Mary, she does so with a touch of Irish brogue. (Click to 34:50) All the plastic surgery is right on the surface. No &amp;quot;don&amp;#x27;t mention these 18 procedures&amp;quot; clauses in these contracts. Thirty seconds in here, we have a &amp;quot;nice nose job!&amp;quot; snipe. Someone actually says: &amp;quot;If stuff comes up, I&amp;#x27;m gonna call you OOT on it.&amp;quot; Done, I&amp;#x27;m calling this one for Canada. (Click to 1:17) Did you guys know about this show? Photo: Slice/YouTube"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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