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" The premise of Tom Colicchio&amp;#039;s new web series, Hooked Up, is a simple one: Two people shove off the coast of Montauk for a day of fishing. Doing it sounds like a lot of fun, and you certainly get to know someone trying to catch a shark. It helps that in the first episode, Colicchio interviews the ever-quotable Eddie Huang. Throughout the episode, Huang discusses anger-management classes, his temperamental relationship with his father, and his feuds with chefs David Chang and Marcus Samuelsson (with a surprise appearance from the latter, in the form of a cardboard cutout). We also learn that the one woman Huang would bring with him to a desert island would be Elizabeth Hurley, for whatever that&amp;#039;s worth. Here&amp;#039;s some wisdom we gleaned from the conversation between the two chefs. &amp;quot;Rachael Ray or Paula Deen? I&amp;#039;m an ass man. I&amp;#039;m going Paula Deen.&amp;quot; \u2014Huang &amp;quot;I know nothing about hip-hop... There&amp;#039;s only so many times you can grab your crotch and prance around stage. I&amp;#039;m gonna get slammed now for this.&amp;quot; \u2014Colicchio &amp;quot;First shark I ever caught was that blue one. It&amp;#039;s no fish-taco mahi, but it was nice.&amp;quot; \u2014Huang &amp;quot;Tupac versus Mick Jagger? Mick Jagger looks like a cigarette. I&amp;#039;m going Tupac.&amp;quot; \u2014Huang &amp;quot;Did you have to pay a royalty to David Chang, since he invented the pork bun? \u2014Colicchio &amp;quot;Any American, any New Yorker I met, would go, &amp;#039;Have you tried these Momofuku pork buns? They&amp;#039;re amazing! It&amp;#039;s the greatest invention ever!&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;m like, &amp;#039;They&amp;#039;re not an invention.&amp;#039; It&amp;#039;s like Christopher Columbus said, &amp;#039;I discovered America.&amp;#039;&amp;quot; \u2014Huang &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m like, &amp;#039;Yeah, I know David. We work out at the same gym.&amp;#039; He&amp;#039;s on the stationary bike. I go lift weights. I see him all the time. We never talk.&amp;quot; \u2014Huang &amp;quot;You have a reputation for pissing people off. Your blog pisses people off.&amp;quot; \u2014Colicchio &amp;quot;Should pot be legalized? I thought it was already legal. I smoke it in the street. I smoke it at work. I smoke it in bed. I smoke it at yo mama&amp;#039;s house.&amp;quot; \u2014Huang (obviously)      "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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