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"  1. Am I gonna be able to get a thorough wash? I wish I could do this Fun Sexy Shower for like 5 minutes and then ask him to step aside while I do my regular singing-Ray-Charles-and-rubbing-sugar-scrub-on-my-ass routine. 2. Wow, there&amp;amp;#146;s a wet penis. Yep, there it is, there it be. 3. Maybe I should put my conditioner in before we have sex. Then it has a lot of time to soak in. 4. Ooh, don&amp;amp;#146;t touch my legs, there&amp;amp;#146;s stubble. And that&amp;amp;#146;s why I had to take a shower in the first place &amp;amp;#151; to shave. 5. I just gave a few minutes of a blowjob and almost waterboarded myself. That was dangerous. Whoo. You know what&amp;amp;#146;s great? Air. 6. His turn to go down. Only I can&amp;amp;#146;t get in the zone because I&amp;amp;#146;m worried he is drowning. Why does anyone try to do this in the shower? Let&amp;amp;#146;s just make out for a second. 7. OK, here we go, time to awkwardly rest myself on one of his legs and get into a bizarre damp sex configuration against this wall. This is sex. Kind of like a joke that God told, right? That it would be normal that human beings do this? 9. One of us is going to fall and crack our skull open. I can sense it.  10. Water is the worst lubricant ever. There we go. 11. FUCK, I forgot to put my conditioner in. 12. Can we move to the bed? No. I&amp;amp;#146;ll get my bed wet. But&amp;amp;#133; no, we shouldn&amp;amp;#146;t. But&amp;amp;#133; ugh, no. 13. This isn&amp;amp;#146;t working. Let&amp;amp;#146;s just kiss. Then I need to put in my conditioner. Then dry off. Then put on my Aveeno. See you in the bed in 40 minutes. RELATED: Sex Talk Realness: Shower Sex Follow Anna on Twitter  Photo Credit: Gallery Stock "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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