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"  Three dudes are about to hit the strip club. &amp;quot;Aren&amp;#039;t you forgetting something?&amp;quot; asks one. &amp;quot;Oh, yeah!&amp;quot; says another. &amp;quot;Liquid Lapdance!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;What&amp;#039;s Liquid Lapdance?&amp;quot; asks the third guy. &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re an idiot, Kyle,&amp;quot; says the first one. &amp;quot;Kill yourself.&amp;quot; Then they high-five.  The cutting-edge field of Today&amp;#039;s Stripping Technology continues to baffle: Jezebel has unearthed brand-new special inserts a dude can put under his jeans when he&amp;#039;s getting a lap dance to prevent chafing and allow his boner to be more free, as free as the wind, as liberated as the woman&amp;#039;s movement in the 1960s. As their copy puts it, the product is a &amp;quot;soft, latex extension in front to caress and stimulate the male anatomy [and] provide you with the space to get fully-erect. Most underwear is not designed to be worn when you&amp;#039;re rock hard. Ours is. Expand in comfort.&amp;quot; Science! As if this wasn&amp;#039;t enough of a boon, the secondary purpose of the gadget is to &amp;quot;moisturize and lubricate&amp;quot; a guy&amp;#039;s penis during a lapdance and even catch the semen produced when/if he ejaculates, all of which is described by Liquid Lapdance&amp;#039;s website but is completely not explained by the, um, video. (Which is actually softcore porn, but hey, tomato, tomah-to.) Do guys (who ostensibly are over the age of, like, 14) actually come during lap dances? The only guy I know who&amp;#039;s been to a strip club basically just chatted with the stripper awkwardly and then got really depressed when they discovered they&amp;#039;d gone to the same college.  Follow Anna on Twitter, if you want.   Image via http://liquidlapdance.com "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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