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"  If &amp;quot;He went to Jared&amp;quot; doesn&amp;#039;t do it for you, now He Can Say It with a gold penis necklace. (Although the &amp;quot;it&amp;quot; in question may be less &amp;quot;A declaration of love&amp;quot; and more &amp;quot;You should pay more attention to my frenulum when you&amp;#039;re down there. LOL. Actually, no, I&amp;#039;m serious.&amp;quot;)  While this news may shock you \u2014 sit down \u2014 these majestic pendants are from Ke$ha&amp;#039;s jewelry series &amp;quot;Grow A Pear,&amp;quot; part of her larger line Kesha Rose (no $ in this, apparently) by Charles Albert. If phallus necklaces aren&amp;#039;t how you roll, she has designed a variety of other ways to rock a cartoon penis charm. The Cut has a few useful examples of when to and when not to wear this particular jewelry out on the town, but, hey, at $20, who&amp;#039;s to stop you? Appropriately enough, it&amp;#039;s already begun to sell out.  I am not one to throw stones from a glass house (every day, I wear a delicate little heart necklace with &amp;quot;dumb c*nt&amp;quot; written on it), but this seems marginally different. More on-the-nose, if you will. Which is especially strange, since Ke$ha is known for her subtle undercurrent of sexuality. They would be awesome to hand out at bachelorette parties, though. Especially if you could engrave them, and they were big enough to fit something like &amp;quot;HAAAAY JESSICA U SLUT VEGAS 2014!!!&amp;quot; Follow Anna on Twitter.   Image via kesharoseviacharlesalbert.com "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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