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"1. A flouncy bead-covered bomber jacket. 2. Black bikini bottoms (bikini top not required). 3. In excess of 15 gold bangles on each wrist \u2014 enough precious metals to put you at risk of sinking once in the water. 4. Assorted other hand jewelry, and pointy fake nails/nail cuffs. 5. And more body jewelry still, because there&amp;#039;s definitely a belly chain happening here. BELLY CHAINS, remember them? Yeah well they&amp;#039;re back, apparently, and they&amp;#039;re still horrible. 6. A &amp;quot;VOGUE&amp;quot;-emblazoned baseball cap.  7. A big floppy wicker sun hat. That&amp;#039;s logical enough. 8. Silky, ornate-patterned short shorts. There&amp;#039;s wet sand all over the butt part though, oh no. Wet sand is THE WORST. 8b. Still no bikini top though. Must be to do with tanlines. 9. Hoop earrings large enough for a fish to swim through.  Note: bangles and assorted other body jewelry remain as above.  10. NIPPLE PASTIES. Beachside nipple pasties! Actually, these don&amp;#039;t even appear to be nipple pasties, more like strips of masking tape.  11. A bright silky head wrap. 12. Shiny, high-waisted gold pants. 12b. As the nipple pasties/tape suggest, still no bikini top. Note: bangles and assorted other body jewelry still remain as above.  13. Some sort of shiny green blouse that got all wet. Oh dear. OK, full disclosure: as the last photo makes clear, this isn&amp;#039;t an average day at the beach for Rihanna. Instead, it&amp;#039;s a glamorous photoshoot for Brazilian Vogue, which the singer posed for while on the beaches of Brazilian island of Angra dos Reis. Because, you know, when Rihanna goes to the beach for a regular day of swimming and sunbathing, she looks just like the rest of us:  Except for, you know, that we&amp;#039;re not all surrounded by irritating crowds of CELL-PHONE WIELDING PEOPLE who should really just go back to their beach towels and leave RiRi alone. For more celebrities looking hot on the beach, click here. Follow Alex on Twitter. Photo credit: AKM-GSI; Charles Pitt / Splash News "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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