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"Hello my little chick-a-dees. At this very moment I&amp;amp;#8217;m on a cruise sailing to the Bahamas with J and his entire family (post on that to come!). We&amp;amp;#8217;re staying on different floors of the ship and hoping to sneak in a little Bow Chicka Wow Wow time. I mean, it&amp;amp;#8217;s our vacation too! But we had a little mishap on the last trip we took that got me questioning: How hot is vacation sex, really? Why don&amp;amp;#8217;t I just add one more embarrassing sex story to my growing list (see: awkward shower sex and Valentine&amp;amp;#8217;s Day fail). On the very first trip J and I took as a couple around the six-month mark (another cruise, actually!), we almost got BUSTED IN ON by housekeeping. One minute we&amp;amp;#8217;re having a little pre-beach morning sesh and the next I&amp;amp;#8217;m running naked to the bathroom and J&amp;amp;#8217;s stopping the door from flying wide open while cupping the boys (are you picturing it?). Now I&amp;amp;#8217;m no prude about sharing my sex life with you lovely Smitten readers (TMI at times, I know), but sharing it with another human&amp;amp;#133; in front of me? No way! My unleashed ta-tas and naked, pale behind are for J&amp;amp;#8217;s eyes only, thank you very much. One of my friends had a similar encounter on her most recent vacation. &amp;amp;#8220;My man and I were taking an afternoon break from the sun in, umm, bed, and realized we hadn&amp;amp;#8217;t locked the second bedroom door. Someone had come in to fix the air conditioner, yelled sorry and got the hell out of there. Let&amp;amp;#8217;s just say he had a CLEAR view. I walked with my head down for the rest of the trip!&amp;amp;#8221; When you think about it, there are so many problems with vacation sex. I think intruders (people trying to tidy your room, whatever) and sunburn are the biggest buzz kills of them all. That&amp;amp;#8217;s why I&amp;amp;#8217;ve packed SPF 3,000 and will double-check that our door is locked at all times. OH, and I stashed the sexy lingerie underneath my bathing suits and maxi dresses (you never know when security will check). I mean, who doesn&amp;amp;#8217;t have a vacation sex checklist like that? Better safe than sorry&amp;amp;#133; Next week I&amp;amp;#8217;ll be back with tales from my trip. Hopefully excluding any more embarrassing sexcapades (or weird tan lines)! But I want to hear from you: what do you REALLY think of vacation sex? Have you had any weird run-ins like these? What&amp;amp;#8217;s on your vacation sex checklist? More on vacation sex... * Vacation Sex Can Be Super Hot, Except When It&amp;#x27;s Not * Got Any Summer Travel Plans? Check Out These Fun Stats About Vacation Sex! * The Secret to Great Staycation Sex Photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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