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"Everybody is reflecting on the aftermath of Sammi and Ronnie&amp;#039;s fight and Sammi\u2019s decision to leave Seaside. Ronnie admits that he\u2019s &amp;quot;still shocked&amp;quot; that his former girlfriend has gone. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t know how to pick myself up from the hole I have gotten myself into,&amp;quot; he says. &amp;quot;I can&amp;#039;t even look at myself in the mirror at this point.&amp;quot; Mike tries to comfort him as she cries on the patio, telling him he has good things in his life. Ronnie says Sam was one of those things. Mike offers his relationship advice. &amp;quot;Some days I\u2019m Uncle Situation. Then Doctor Situation, Chef Situation, Bang Your Girl Situation. I&amp;#039;m like, a pretty deep dude.&amp;quot; Ronnie, however, appears less convinced. &amp;quot;Listening to Mike talk about relationship problems is like listening to a sailor talk about flying a plane,&amp;quot; he says. Meanwhile, Sammi arrives home feeling &amp;quot;hurt and destroyed&amp;quot;. She tells her mom what happened to her stuff in Seaside, adding that she feels like she has been abused. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m not healthy and that\u2019s why I am here right now,&amp;quot; she says. Her mom doesn&amp;#039;t think it&amp;#039;s a healthy relationship: &amp;quot;If there is no happiness it is not meant to be.&amp;quot; Sammi cries as her mom comforts her. Back in Seaside, Ronnie asks the girls what Sammi said before she left but they remain pretty tight-lipped. JWoww and Deena both suggest that they would have left in her situation also. &amp;quot;I f**ked up huh?&amp;quot; he says.  Deena and Snooki decide to lift the mood by throwing cake on Vinny&amp;#039;s hair, which starts a prank war between them and Vinny and Pauly. The boys rescue trash from the bin, put it in a plastic bag and hide it under Deena\u2019s pillow in the hopes that she won&amp;#039;t notice and the smell will get really bad. Unfortunately for them, Deena\u2019s hiding under one of the beds and sees everything. She quickly moves the trash to under Vinny\u2019s pillow where he discovers it later. &amp;quot;Karma is a bitch baby!&amp;quot; she laughs. &amp;quot;Joke is on you!&amp;quot; The prank war steps up a gear when Vinny steals Snooki&amp;#039;s prized possession - her oversized crocodile toy. He hangs it on a string outside the front of the house. Snooki freaks out when she notices it&amp;#039;s missing, although wonders if maybe she just misplaced him. After wondering around the house calling his name (Crocodilly), Mike spills the beans and reveals the toy&amp;#039;s fate. &amp;quot;Who does that to this innocent little thing!&amp;quot; shouts Snooki. Vinny is unimpressed the game\u2019s over. &amp;quot;The Situation&amp;#039;s name is now The Snitchuation,&amp;quot; he jokes. The next morning Ronnie heads to work with Deena and Snooki but he&amp;#039;s still feeling low and ends up crying in the bathroom. The girls decide to move all Sammi&amp;#039;s belongings out of his room later that day, although play innocent when he asks where her stuff has gone. He decides to send roses to Sammi and her sister Niki, who is celebrating her birthday. Niki later phones to thank him, before Sammi appears on the line. Ron is momentarily lost for words as she says, &amp;quot;Hello? Hello?&amp;quot; They speak briefly with Sam thanking Ronnie before they hang up. The tense atmosphere is somewhat broken by the discovery of dirty underwear in the bathroom. The white lacy pants are thrown into the living area, as Pauly - the discoverer - wants to find out who owns them. The girls deny all knowledge and the drawers end up in the trash. Deena, meanwhile, is feeling constipated, and is unhappy that the roommates find it funny. &amp;quot;I feel like everybody gets on me a lot because I&amp;#039;m new and they say I have to get hazed and all this stuff,&amp;quot; she says. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m over it now. Let me be.&amp;quot; She decides to head to Karma anyway, despite feeling unwell. She&amp;#039;s not the only one having a bad night, however, as Ronnie is still moping. He feels uncomfortable being out with Sammi, and tells Snooki that he wants to win her back. Snooki doesn&amp;#039;t think they should be together, but Ronnie is adamant that he and Sami can work. &amp;quot;His fricking motive in life is deny, deny, deny,&amp;quot; says Snooki. &amp;quot;He needs to admit that it&amp;#039;s over. Goodbye.&amp;quot;  The walk home is equally eventful. Vinny&amp;#039;s got a girl, Snooki has a boy (although she keeps forgetting his name) and Deena finally has enough. After falling over, she breaks down in tears and tells everybody she wants to leave. &amp;quot;She has turned into a sloppopatumus,&amp;quot; muses Mike. &amp;quot;A combination of a sloptart and a hippopotamus put together.&amp;quot; Deena tells the housemates that they might think they are having fun but they are actually hurting her feelings. Ronnie encourages her to help him with the cooking outside, where he gives her a pep talk, saying she is like a &amp;quot;baby sister&amp;quot;.  Snooki, meanwhile, is only interested in bagging the Smush Room. She hasn&amp;#039;t had sex in four months and drags her guy upstairs. Vinny, however, has just realized something - Snooki&amp;#039;s boy is one of the group who spoilt his evening a few weeks ago when he invited a girl home but her uncle came to find her. The boys decide to get some payback and burst into the room, pulling Snooki outside. She manages to escape and locks herself back in the room, although still can&amp;#039;t remember her man&amp;#039;s name... Outside, Deena is grateful to Ron for his talk and decides to tell him what the girls did with Sam&amp;#039;s stuff. He appreciates her honesty, and admits that he is thinking about leaving. He doesn&amp;#039;t like Seaside without Sammi and is worried he will &amp;quot;destroy&amp;quot; himself if he goes out drinking and puts up a front. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m embarrassed of my actions and at this point I just want to go home...&amp;quot; Jersey Shore airs Thursdays on MTV. All Images: Copyright: MTV "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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