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" If any fruit could be considered sexy \u2014 bananas don&amp;#039;t count because they&amp;#039;re gross and I don&amp;#039;t care who hears me say it! \u2014 it&amp;#039;s the mango. Not only does it look exotic, but it&amp;#039;s featured in the Kama Sutra. And if you&amp;#039;re into sexy fruit, Cosmo has a sex tip for that. A sex tip I tried for science! The tip: &amp;quot;Chew a small piece of mango ... then take him in your mouth. You can use whatever fruit you have, just don&amp;#039;t try anything too acidic, as it can burn him.&amp;quot; One of the things my partner is always on me about is eating more fruits and vegetables. Two months ago, he actually bought a juicer and tried to feed me green sludge daily in a misguided attempt to make me believe that apples and spinach somehow want (need?) to be together. Apples and spinach are the Romeo and Juliet of the health food world. Except they will never, ever die. &amp;quot;Can you buy a mango on your way home?&amp;quot; I asked A. as he dropped me off at work. &amp;quot;You hate fruit,&amp;quot; he said suspiciously. &amp;quot;Are you feeling OK?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I need a mango,&amp;quot; I said. &amp;quot;No, we need a mango.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;If you really need one, you&amp;#039;ll come to the store with me,&amp;quot; he replied. And with that, I was whisked to the world of produce, where I spent a healthy amount of time squeezing mangos for whatever reason people squeeze fruit before buying it. While this did absolutely nothing for my sex drive, A. was so excited about purchasing fruit together that he didn&amp;#039;t even protest when I suggested we use the mango for something other than a fruit salad. (Please don&amp;#039;t use sex mangos in a fruit salad after you&amp;#039;re done with this tip.) The mood: Healthy! Obviously not gym-level healthy, but considering how the last food-related tips I&amp;#039;ve tried involved ice cream and pizza, using a piece of fruit (and remember, no dried fruit! That sounds like it would chafe!) to spice up our sex life seemed positively wholesome. The location: The living room. We just bought a new couch and there&amp;#039;s no better way to celebrate an expensive new piece of furniture than getting fruit juice all over it. The music: Yanni. No. But just as embarrassing. I let A. pick and he put on some indie rock station on Spotify. I don&amp;#039;t know how you&amp;#039;re supposed to feel sexy while listening to acoustic Kesha covers, but we were certainly going to try. The act: The tip stated that we could use any fruit we wanted, as long as it wasn&amp;#039;t too acidic, and I love trying new things, but I&amp;#039;m not going to the emergency room when I accidentally give my partner acid burns from using a lime. Mangoes only! Back of the line, other denizens of the produce world. I chewed up a small piece of the mango and proceeded to give A. some oral pleasure. And then I stopped. Nowhere in the tip did it say how chewed-up the mango had to be. Did it it have to be in chunks or more like a chutney? And if it were to be in chunks, how was I going to navigate both the penis and the fruit safely? I can&amp;#039;t even play Mario Kart without punching myself in the face and here I was going to fill my mouth with mango and genitals and hope to God I didn&amp;#039;t choke. I took another piece of mango \u2014 smaller this time \u2014 and tried again. This time, we had lift-off. At first, A. didn&amp;#039;t really notice a difference but as I continued covering his penis in a fine mango glaze he began to appreciate the warmth as well as how slippery the fruit was, leading him to an above-average climax. Which was good. I would have hated to have wasted that mango. The verdict: A. liked it and I didn&amp;#039;t mind it (although this one is really for the receiver). We might even try it again if A. agrees to use another fruit, because I&amp;#039;ve learned I hate the taste of mango. RELATED: I Used Pizza as a Sex Toy The Best Blow Job Is a Popsicle Blow Job Follow Mark on Twitter. Photo Credit: Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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