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" A guy goes to the supermarket, and a beautiful woman smiles at him and says hello. He&amp;#039;s rather taken aback because he can&amp;#039;t place how he knows her. So he asks, &amp;quot;Do you know me?&amp;quot; The woman says, &amp;quot;I think you&amp;#039;re the father of one of my kids.&amp;quot; His mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife, and he says, &amp;quot;My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery!?&amp;quot; She looks into his eyes and calmly says, &amp;quot;No, I&amp;#039;m your son&amp;#039;s math teacher.&amp;quot; About the jokester: At 16, Noemie Lenoir walked into a French post office to buy stamps and essentially walked out with a modeling contract. A decade later, she&amp;#039;s appeared in Sports Illustrated&amp;#039;s swimsuit issue and the Victoria&amp;#039;s Secret catalog -- though her six tattoos, including one in Arabic on her hip and one of her mother&amp;#039;s name inside her mouth, are usually airbrushed out. She&amp;#039;s sure to redeem some of that badassness this month, though, when she stars in Rush Hour 3 with her head completely shorn. &amp;quot;I think Brett Ratner liked it. Chris Tucker...less. Chris, he loves a woman with hair.&amp;quot; Having just wrapped some big modeling shoots, Lenoir is not so eager to give up her day job. &amp;quot;I can&amp;#039;t say modeling is a hard job,&amp;quot; she says. &amp;quot;And it brings the money home.&amp;quot; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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