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"  What I am about to say, I intend with complete respect: What the f*ck, Sweden? Do no women live there? Should I move there? Today in If It Exists, A Dude Will Try To Bang It news, just a few short weeks after the death of a Swedish man who attempted to fornicate with a wasp&amp;#039;s nest, the nation boasts yet another Darwin Awards candidate: A man was caught on camera having sex with a bike yesterday, according to the Examiner. Precisely how this is anatomically possible, I&amp;#039;m not exactly clear, as there are no holes in a bicycle aside from the spokes. (And ow.) So it was probably a humping situation \u2014 which nobody&amp;#039;s really into, man or woman. Or bike. The bike&amp;#039;s owner made sure to park it on the street in view of the security camera in order to see who&amp;#039;d been slashing his tires. Talk about getting more than you bargained for. Just to reward us for being so good this year, the article includes a brief list of other objects men have made sweet, sweet love to in public. The brief, hardly comprehensive list includes: A patio table. A vacuum cleaner. A jar of spaghetti sauce. A steel pipe. A park bench. A fence. Then again, this isn&amp;#039;t limited to European countries. This guy pleaded guilty to banging a sofa in the good old US of A just a few days ago. And, as we found out while researching the 10 most bizarre fetishes out there, it takes all kinds. (FYI: If the bike sex made you queasy, beware \u2014 there is something on that list called &amp;quot;Cakefarts.&amp;quot;) Just... try not to hump a bike in public. That&amp;#039;s really all we&amp;#039;re asking for. Follow Anna on Twitter. Image via istockphoto "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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