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" Now that Bruce Ratner and Eddie Murphy are out at the Academy&amp;#039;s biggest night, there&amp;#039;s a great job open for a man who a) looks fantastic in a tuxedo and b) is funny enough (and, if past years are any indication, not at all awkward) to keep us entertained for an evening of interludes between awards. Hugh Jackman did this once. And Neil Patrick Harris has carried the mantle at the lesser awards shows with aplomb. But, ladies and gentleman of the Academy, we officially nominate Stephen Colbert. Because, yes, he looks fantastic in a tuxedo. He always chooses the right bow tie. Or his stylist does. Who cares. Also, great hair. Also also, he was perfect when he appeared on the Emmy Awards for a brief moment with Jon Stewart. And, in an election year that&amp;#039;s all about a bunch of Republican gaffes, he&amp;#039;d surely have some witty, Hollywood-heavy commentary on what the hell&amp;#039;s happening down in D.C. So, consider this The Style Blog&amp;#039;s official cause c\u00E9l\u00E8bre. And help us spread the word. Because, really, it&amp;#039;s a no-brainer. No other suggestions allowed in the comments. UPDATE: Oh well. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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