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"Did anyone catch ABC&amp;#x27;s new show In the Motherhood on Thursday night? (It&amp;#x27;s a fresh sitcom starring Cheryl Hines, Megan Mullally and Jessica St. Claire and it&amp;#x27;s inspired by real mom moments.) I did. Sort of. After seeing the previews for the past couple of months I was so excited to check it out. I planned on JD being asleep by 8 P.M. as usual. But he wasn&amp;#x27;t. He was... Running around in a diaper, with wet hair from his recent bath, feet slapping on the floor, in his hand, an orange that he retrieved from the fruit bowl by standing on his tiptoes (on. his. tiptoes), proclaiming, &amp;quot;Ba-wall&amp;quot; (ball). &amp;quot;It&amp;#x27;s an orange. Put on your jammies,&amp;quot; I said it a dozen times. I was tired. &amp;quot;Ba-wall,&amp;quot; he screeched, sliding behind his train table looking at me mischievously. &amp;quot;It&amp;#x27;s an orange. Put on your jammies!&amp;quot; I said, extending a pair of Thomas- stamped leggings to him. &amp;quot;Ut-ah,&amp;quot; he said shaking his head NO, two dimples caving on the sides of his cheeks. Melt. Who the hell am I kidding? I thought. I&amp;#x27;m in the motherhood--as my kid just dunked the orange in the basketball hoop, yelling &amp;quot;Coo-wool&amp;quot; (cool),--and the show played in the background, and I chased my half-naked toddler around the apartment. I&amp;#x27;ll be damned if you&amp;#x27;re dunking a banana when Mc Dreamy is on. Share a recent manic mommy moment today. Not a mom? You can totally expose your neighbor who lets her kid run around naked or the mom up the street with the toddler who says f*ck. It&amp;#x27;s cool. And if you want to be In the Motherhood share your real stories with ABC here. Pssst: Follow Glamour.com&amp;#x27;s Storked! on Twitter."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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