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"    1. Excitement (The morning of):I so desperately need to get a wax. This is going to be great! It&amp;#039;s almost the weekend. I&amp;#039;m going to feel divine! 2. Trepidation (About 10 minutes before):Okay! Pants off. Now I&amp;#039;m nervous. Why do I get waxes anyway? What kind of maniac volunteers themselves for pain? I must be a masochist. [Editor&amp;#039;s note: If you&amp;#039;re nervous, here&amp;#039;s our comprehensive guide to waxing dos and don&amp;#039;ts to skim through after you read this piece.] 3. Anxiety (Just minutes before):It sure is bright in here. Oh! And now you&amp;#039;ve turned on the lamp.  4. Distress (She&amp;#039;s looking at you, there):I&amp;#039;m officially spread eagle. Pretending it&amp;#039;s not awkward. I should get an Oscar for this performance, just saying. 5. Slight Relaxation (Only momentarily):Here comes the warm wax. That feels nice.  6. Denial (Three minutes, tops):We&amp;#039;re starting with the easy ones. This isn&amp;#039;t so bad...  7. Anger (For longer than expected):Why are we still talking about my tan lines? I can&amp;#039;t concentrate on this discussion while I&amp;#039;m getting hair pulled out of my body.  8. Sheer Dread (It&amp;#039;s happening):This must be what childbirth feels like. Oh no, this. is. the. worst. one. BREATHE. 9. Relief (The worst is over):Phew. She&amp;#039;s pretty good at this. 10. Suspense (What is about to happen?):Annnd now it&amp;#039;s time for the requisite &amp;quot;flip over.&amp;quot; Again with the Oscar-worthy performance. 11. Anger (You feel violated, raw):Do not even think about going near me with those tweezers. 12. Relief (It. Is. Over.):Okay, that feels mildly better. Whatever she&amp;#039;s applying right now feels soothing. 13. Happiness (Phew!):Yes! Done! I feel amazing. I&amp;#039;m struttin&amp;#039; my stuff out of this office. But, I have to come back in 4 weeks. Le sigh.  Related:   8 Do&amp;#039;s and Don&amp;#039;ts of At-Home Waxing   A Savvy Girl&amp;#039;s Guide to Beauty Etiquette   The Best Hair Removal Products   The Bare Truth "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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