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"  A man&amp;#039;s talking to his friend and he says, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m about to go on vacation, and I don&amp;#039;t know what to do.&amp;quot; His buddy asks, &amp;quot;Why?&amp;quot; And the man says, &amp;quot;Well, last year&amp;#039;s vacation was Hawaii. Came back, and the wife was pregnant. The year before that was the Bahamas. Came back, the wife was pregnant. The year before that, Paris. Came back, wife pregnant. His buddy asks, &amp;quot;So what are you going to do differently this year?&amp;quot; And the guy says, &amp;quot;Well, this year I&amp;#039;m going to bring the wife.&amp;quot;  About the jokester: Jordana Spiro plays a Cubs-obsessed Chicago sportswriter on TBS&amp;#039;s My Boys and can be seen in the upcoming film The Goods: The Don Ready Story, directed by Chappelle&amp;#039;s Show cocreator Neal Brennan and starring Jeremy Piven as a gun-for-hire used-car salesman. As for what to expect on the new season of My Boys, she&amp;#039;s tight-lipped: &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t know what I&amp;#039;m allowed to say. I&amp;#039;ll get locked up in TBS detention.&amp;quot;  We hear that&amp;#039;s where they keep Frank Caliendo. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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