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" Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter from Michael Shannon  Unless you&amp;#039;re a great-grandma, live in the woods without a wireless connection, or are dead/a ghost, you&amp;#039;re probably aware of the batsh*t email from sorority girl Becca Martinson of U. Maryland&amp;#039;s Delta Gamma chapter, which circulated the Internet last week with the fury of a thousand crazed bees. Shortly afterwards, Martinson&amp;#039;s equally profane, racist, sexist, handicapped-prejudiced, weight-shaming and overall offensive Twitter feed was leaked (she&amp;#039;d tried to delete it, but the Internet, like the house, always wins). So what else could we do with that than assign a Regina George gif to each Tweet? Nothing. You&amp;#039;re welcome. But damn if this doesn&amp;#039;t beat all. In an exclusive video for Funny Or Die, Michael Shannon, Boardwalk Empire actor and noted intense-eyed weirdo, reads the email aloud in all its glory... with a straight face. How he manages to say &amp;quot;But oh emm gee, Becca&amp;quot; without breaking is truly a mystery of our time. You will not regret watching this. YOLO. Follow Anna on Twitter: @annabreslaw "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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