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"  I have a lot of thoughts still, about The Editor. So today I opened up my laptop and started to write him an email\u2026 To: The Editor From: K Subject: Really? Hey there, So I&amp;#039;ve been thinking about that whole breakup thing, and well, I think it was an absolutely terrible idea. I mean, you&amp;#039;re supposed to stay with someone until you truly hate each other \u2013 that&amp;#039;s when you know it&amp;#039;s over. When you still like someone, that just seems silly, you know? So let&amp;#039;s hang out, so we can grow to hate each other like normal people. Give me a call. -K. Do you really want to delete this message? Yes. Yes I do. To: The Editor From: K Subject: Abrupt Endings Hey you, So I&amp;#039;m wondering if that whole breaking up thing was actually a good idea. I&amp;#039;m guessing no, because I miss you. If you feel the same, then by all means, give me a call. -K. Do you really want to delete this message? Yes. Yes I do. Then I stared at the phone for awhile, picked it up a few times, dialed a couple of numbers and then hung up. Then I decided to call in the big guns. &amp;quot;Stop it,&amp;quot; Sarah said. &amp;quot;OMG, seriously. It&amp;#039;s over, move on.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;But I MISS him,&amp;quot; I whined. &amp;quot;And you know I totally screwed this up.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No. You&amp;#039;ve screwed up good things before. Like Topher, for instance. He was great, but you were all stupid and hung up on the age thing. The Editor is freaking weird, K. Not to mention, completely incompatible with you.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;He was, wasn&amp;#039;t he?&amp;quot; I sighed. &amp;quot;Yes. So back away from the email. Back away from the phone\u2026&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Yeah, but I&amp;#039;m on the phone with you.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Split hairs much? You know what I mean, chuckles.&amp;quot; She&amp;#039;s right, of course. How Sarah -- someone who dates people with substance abuse problems, and people who have been in jail, and people who use finger guns unironically -- can know so much about other people&amp;#039;s relationships is beyond me. But she does. It&amp;#039;s uncanny. &amp;quot;Just hold tight until you get to L.A.,&amp;quot; Sarah continued. &amp;quot;It will clear your head.&amp;quot; One thing I know for sure is that L.A. will most definitely NOT clear my head. Not if Almost Famous has anything to say about it, anyway. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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