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"\n\n Dear Zac Efron,\n\nThank you for pushing the boundaries of mankind by unhooking a bra in .453416 seconds. It was inspiring. Yeah, we know you've probably had a lot of practice in Matters Concerning the Female Anatomy\u2014I mean, damn dude, a condom fell out your pocket during the premiere of The Lorax\u2014but you're cool about it. You didn't think your \"pinch and slide\" strategy was remotely impressive. Once that female interviewer sees you in action, she visibly gets a chick-boner. The fairer sex appreciates this moment as much as we do. Keep up the modesty\u2014it suits you\u2014but don't ever downplay your mad skillz. High School Musical 4 lyfe.\n\nMuch Love,\n\nGQ"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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