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"Captain Awesome and the League of Awesomeness were unavailable for comment. Now if you'll excuse us, we need to go die a few hundred more times in pointlessly difficult platforming levels. Bowser version is after the break."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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