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"&amp;quot;You&amp;#x27;re so young to be out at night without your mother.&amp;quot;Literally searched for &amp;quot;old pimp.&amp;quot; I have an awesome job. Hef and co. advise the gents on how to woo a lady in this humor book called How To Be Funny In Your Very Own Lifetime. Kubrick&amp;#x27;s Lolita had come out about ten years previous, but her underage charms clearly had staying power, as almost half of these sound like a dude attempting to woo a little girl trying to sell him some Tagalongs with bon mots such as &amp;quot;I bet there&amp;#x27;s something awesome in the back of my unmarked white van, why don&amp;#x27;t you go check it out?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I&amp;#x27;d love to ask you for a date, but there are laws about taking minors out after dark.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Perhaps if we got to know each other better, you&amp;#x27;d invite me to your sweet-sixteen party.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;The last time I dated a girl your age, our scout troop had a coed field trip with the Girl Scouts.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I hope you won&amp;#x27;t think that it&amp;#x27;s overly forward of me at this early date to ask you if you believe in sex, but I&amp;#x27;m doing research for an article for the Reader&amp;#x27;s Digest.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I wouldn&amp;#x27;t mind turning my back, but it&amp;#x27;s really not a very sensuous position.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Do you think that Venus de Milo would look as pretty if she had her clothes on?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I know how you feel. I&amp;#x27;m tired of being a sex object, myself.&amp;quot; And my personal favorite: &amp;quot;Nature has given women so much power that the law cannot afford to give her more.&amp;quot; --Samuel Johnson Imagine the characters on Mad Men tossing out these doozies... suddenly Roger Sterling seems marginally less attractive, right? What are some of the most dated pickup lines you&amp;#x27;ve heard, butter tits? More cheeseball pickup lines: *Pick-Up Lines From Pop Songs! *12 Of The Worst Pickup Lines We&amp;#x27;ve Ever Heard *Terrible Major-Specific Lines for College Students Photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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