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" Well, it&amp;#039;s come to this. No longer content with simply fashioning insane curlicue creations and dangerous-looking follicular starbursts, the strange beard contingent of the population has moved onto\u2026 food receptacles. Behold, courtesy of facial hair aficionado Mr. Incredibeard, the newest wonder of the modern world: The Beard Bowl. Shudder at its awesome power! Marvel at its resemblance to a bird&amp;#039;s nest! Oh, and do your best to not think about the general grossness of it all. [Gawker]      "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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