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"  I turned on the Twitter yesterday and noticed everyone was discussing a man named &amp;quot;Carlos Danger.&amp;quot; I&amp;#039;d never heard of this Carlos Danger before, but he sounded like the type of guy I would want to get to know. After a few minutes of investigation; however, I found a picture of his penis. That&amp;#039;s when I discovered &amp;quot;Carlos Danger&amp;quot; was just Anthony Weiner&amp;#039;s nom de boner. What a waste of a great name.  There are a lot of things to rake Anthony Weiner over the coals for, including his treatment of his wife, obvious disdain for the voting public, hubris, lack of self-control...the list goes on and on. But there are a million writers already discussing those issues, so for the moment I&amp;#039;d like to focus on a different side of this story that&amp;#039;s been troubling me. Anthony Weiner and millions of men like him have a horrible, crude idea of what constitutes flirting and being erotic. This is a grown man whose idea of what titillates a potential sex partner is a picture of his penis accompanied by the caption &amp;quot;Ridiculous bulge in my shorts right now. Wanna see?&amp;quot; Can you imagine Spencer Tracy sending letters about his &amp;quot;bulge&amp;quot; with a blurry picture of said mound to Katharine Hepburn? How about Oscar Wilde sending this 140-character missive to Alfred Douglas: &amp;quot;Woke up sweaty and hard. Check out this Daguerrotype of my testes.&amp;quot; So I say to all those men out there: If there&amp;#039;s someone with whom you&amp;#039;re currently sharing sexy good times, show them you care by taking the time to make your erotic t\u00EAte--t\u00EAte special. If a special someone is genuinely interested (and I can&amp;#039;t stress that part enough) in seeing a picture of your penis, take the time to do it right. Don&amp;#039;t just let it hang there sadly over a tiled floor. Presentation is everything. And for the accompanying prose, really challenge yourself. Make your desires and intentions clear without resorting to any of the usual body part euphemisms.  Look, I know that there are bigger issues at play when it comes to Anthony Weiner. I&amp;#039;m simply here to encourage you to do a better job when it comes to your erotica. If you&amp;#039;re sharing intimate messages with an eager partner, step it up. It&amp;#039;ll make it all the more exciting for both of you, I promise.  Ed. note: The opinions expressed in this piece are those of the writer and do not necessarily to reflect those of REDBOOK. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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