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"Mad spoilers ahead!\r\nSunday night&amp;apos;s season five premiere of Mad Men on AMC was one of the  most feverishly anticipated nights of TV in a while -- especially since it&amp;apos;s been 19 months since fans have checked in with the staff of the mid-60s era advertising firm Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.\r\n\r\nHere -- don&amp;apos;t read ahead if you haven&amp;apos;t yet watched! -- Us Weekly recaps the most memorable, funny, sobering moments from the acclaimed series&amp;apos; return.\r\nThe new Mrs. Draper sings -- in French!\r\nAt Don Draper&amp;apos;s (Jon Hamm) surprise 40th birthday party, held in their swinging new high-rise apartment, his new wife Megan (Jessica Pare) pulled off a super-sexy performance of Gillian Hills&amp;apos;s &amp;quot;Zou Bisou Bisou.&amp;quot;  Although Megan gets a hearty round of applause from the guests for the sultry show, Don seems unmoved and ashamed. (The newlyweds eventually make up with a torrid session on their living room floor.)\r\n\r\nJoan is a hausfrau?\r\nOn maternity leave from work, sexy Joan Harris (Christina Hendricks) is exhausted and stuck at home with a new baby -- with begrudging help from her mother, as her husband is stationed in Vietnam. Meanwhile, the baby&amp;apos;s father is actually Roger Sterling (John Slattery).\r\nDoes Lane Pryce want to be the next Don Draper?\r\nAfter having sex with a prostitute last season, married, buttoned-up British partner Lane Pryce (Jared Harris) continues to explore extra-marital possibilities when a lost wallet he found in a cab leads him to a breathless phone conversation -- 1960s phone sex! -- with a mysterious young woman.\r\n\r\nMissing Betty Draper is &amp;quot;Morticia&amp;quot;\r\nDon&amp;apos;s remarried ex-wife Betty Draper Francis (January Jones) was completely M.I.A. on episode one -- perhaps owing to Jones&amp;apos; real-life pregnancy. When Don drops kids Sally, Bobby and adorable Gene back home after a weekend together, he calls his ex and her new husband &amp;quot;Lurch and Morticia.&amp;quot;\r\nRoger Sterling&amp;apos;s Descent\r\nStill quick with a drink, quip and a flirty wink, Roger Sterling is no longer the powerhouse he once was at the agency as stressed new dad Pete Campbell (Vincent Kartheiser) tries to grab a posher office and bigger clients.  Adding insult to injury: Don&amp;apos;s supposed bliss with his sexy new wife.  &amp;quot;The only thing worse than not getting what you want is somebody else getting it,&amp;quot; Sterling says at the Drapers&amp;apos; birthday bash -- with his wife standing right next to him!\r\nTell Us: What did you think of last night&amp;apos;s premiere?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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