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" Your daily update for November 14, 2011: 1) My wife says she doesn&amp;#039;t recognize the man my accusers are talking about as me. Whew! Clean getaway! Also, she says, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m thinking he would have to have a split personality to do the things that were said.&amp;quot; Uh oh.      2) A whop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-whop-bam-BOOM! 3) How come they know so much about Libya in Milwaukee? How come they know so much about Wisconsin in Milwaukee? What is all this stuff twirling around in my head? Ideas? Ahh, probably not, but you can never tell. (Ed. Note: I spent five years in Milwaukee and Cain got off easy. They could have asked him to play bar-dice.) 4) Once again, my coterie of secret advisers \u2014 drawn exclusively from the that famous D.C. think-tank, Some Guy Said LLC \u2014 has put me out ahead of an issue. Let me make it clear that I&amp;#039;m not saying this about Americans who are Muslim. That&amp;#039;s why I&amp;#039;m paying Some Guy the big bucks. (Ed. Note: Between Cain&amp;#039;s Muslim Deep Throat here, and Michele Bachmann&amp;#039;s woman whose daughter caught mental-retardation from a vaccine, the anonymous unprovable anecdote is pretty clearly the way to go in this campaign. To hell with supply-side economics, that&amp;#039;s the real ongoing tribute to Ronald Reagan right there.) 5) You know you wanted me, you bunch of hayshakers, and here I come again. Have I mentioned how bulletproof I am with you all? (Ed. Note: All reporters should be advised that nobody would know who Ari Fliescher was if he hadn&amp;#039;t taken the job being a public liar for an administration that used a national tragedy to lie us into a war. He is not your friend. He is not a reliable source. He has no credibility on anything. Do yourselves and the craft of journalism a favor and ask some random hobo for a comment.) 6)&amp;quot;The answer is that congressional Democrats do not want all Americans to drink from the same retirement fountains. They insinuate that we are not smart enough to ride in the front of the retirement bus with them.&amp;quot; (Yeah, he&amp;#039;s still nuts.) "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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