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"Good grief, Charlie Brown, you're looking a little worn out. \nWhen our favorite Peanuts character gets a personality transformation \u00E0 la comedian Louis C.K., the unimaginable happens \u2014 he gets even more somber and dejected. And don't even get us started on the mess that is Lucy. She's now a middle-aged divorc\u00E9e who has gained a few pounds, and still seems as evil as ever. \nSEE ALSO: You'll Go Peanuts for the Charlie Brown School of Dance\n\nBut Linus might be the saddest. Clearly, that blanket has only made him creepier with time. It's time to retire the blankie, and call it a day. \nNot even Snoopy could survive the mid-life crisis of his good ol' pal; he's retired to the dog house forever. \nMoral of the story? Never grow up, kids \u2014 you'll go from kicking footballs to getting kicked by life. Hard.\nVideo courtesy of CollegeHumor."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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