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" Lately, Dan&amp;#039;s chewing has been driving me insane. This is a new discovery. He chews VERY LOUDLY. Even with his mouth closed. Things that are soft, like a roll or even ice cream sound like potato chips if Dan&amp;#039;s chewing them. I can&amp;#039;t believe I&amp;#039;ve never noticed this before. Can I live the next 50 years of my life listening to the chopping?  How do I handle this? I&amp;#039;ve been thinking I could start playing music during meal times to drown him out. I was thinking of secretly tape recording him to make him hear it so he knows I&amp;#039;m not crazy. Will I one day just find some other annoying trait of Dan&amp;#039;s to obsess over and eventually forget about this? Or am I doomed for the rest of my life to listen to him masticate? Any one else have a similar problem? What&amp;#039;s the most annoying thing your husband does? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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