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"The internet sort of exploded this week, you guys. Between the VMAs, New York Fashion Week, and the Democratic National Convention (you are following our election coverage on The Conversation, yes?), my Twitter feed was jam-packed. And all during a short week, no less! Whatevs, at least we were provided with some great funnies, am I right?Even though we all know that the &amp;quot;no white after Labor Day&amp;quot; rule is meant to be broken, I would totally adhere to it if it gave us Stephen Colbert in a wedding dress. After Labor Day, it&amp;#x27;s no longer fashionable to wear white, so I&amp;#x27;m spending today in a $12,000 Vera Wang Wedding Gown.&amp;amp;mdash; Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) September 2, 2012 Mindy Kaling also shared her thoughts on Labor Day, and they sound delicious. It was a really good Labor Day I think. I got one of those Whole Foods biscuits with cheese baked in it&amp;amp;mdash; Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 4, 2012 Ben Schwartz from Parks and Recreation (whom I like to call my &amp;quot;sorta attainable celebrity crush&amp;quot;) is asking for a little too much from his local Apple store, it seems. Went to the Apple store hoping to buy Gwyneth Paltrow&amp;#x27;s kid but was told she was &amp;quot;not available.&amp;quot;&amp;amp;mdash; Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) September 1, 2012 Meanwhile, Maude Apatow (one of our fave funny ladies!), started high school this week, and she tweeted some hilarious observations that will make you nostalgic for high school and wonder if Spencer Pratt went back to ninth grade. There is only one person in our grade who has a full on beard and it&amp;amp;#8217;s blonde&amp;amp;mdash; Maude Apatow (@maudeapatow) September 4, 2012 Family Guy writer/Brad Goreski&amp;#x27;s BF Gary Janetti has big goals for himself. One day I aspire to be as good a person as I am in texts.&amp;amp;mdash; Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) September 4, 2012 Oh, and if there wasn&amp;#x27;t enough going on this week, Mother Nature decided it was a great time to throw in an earthquake in LA. Or was it just Jim Gaffigan? I was just lifting weights here in LA and dropped the barbells.I hope I didn&amp;#x27;t disturb anyone.&amp;amp;mdash; Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 7, 2012 And to round things out, our September cover star/guest editor Victoria Beckham shared this super cute picture and I think you should all click it because you will smile. Good night fashion bunnies from NY! X vb yfrog.com/khjb9rjj&amp;amp;mdash; Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) September 6, 2012 Which tweet during this crazy week do you love? Any other funny ones I missed? And don&amp;#x27;t miss... *Fun NYFW runway music! *The best (and worst!) moments from the VMAs *Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are separating (and I may never recover)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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