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"   In a story that can only be filed under, STOP IT RIGHT NOW, Russian gymnast Tatyana Kozhevnikovam holds the Guinness World Record for &amp;quot;vagina weightlifting.&amp;quot; Apparently, this Russian wunderkind can lift a 30-pound kettlebell using only her genitals, which I guess is super useful if you ever want to....squeeze a penis to death? I mean, what is the point here? Obviously this is horrible news because now it&amp;#039;s just a matter of time before we&amp;#039;re all going straight from our Spin Classes to Crotch-Fit. Not only does your vagina now have to be hair-free and cute, but also yoked! Oy vey! If you want to get a jump-start on this truly horrifying trend, visit Tatyana&amp;#039;s Website, where you can enroll in her Intimate Fitness class, an &amp;quot;exclusive method for muscles strengthening and rising of the sensitivity of intimate sphere and also for prophylactic and recovery of women&amp;#039;s and men&amp;#039;s health.&amp;quot;  Does anyone smell a great Mother&amp;#039;s Day gift? Me neither! #Sorry #NotSorry Photo Credit: Thinkstockphoto Want more musings from Rose? Follow her on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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