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"There are a lot of things you have to take into consideration when looking for a new apartment, from rent to room size. Who you'll be residing near, however, can be even more important than whether or not the space gets enough natural light. \nRemember that no matter the coziness level of the breakfast nook, it'll be hard to eat your toast if the guy next door likes to practice chainsaw juggling in the morning (when he's fresh). So while you're mentally arranging your bedroom, take a peek out the window and make sure your potential new digs don't come complete with any of these neighborhood deal breakers. \n 1. The neighbor who's careless with his knife, yet really wants it back.\n\nImage courtesy of Mashable.\n 2. Whoever thinks they need this level of protection from the outside world.\n\nImage courtesy of Reddit, generalMOW\nSEE ALSO: 'Damn You Auto Correct' Unveils 11 Funniest Texts of 2012\n\n 3. The neighbors who re-purposed their clothes line into a hanging meat locker.\n\nImage courtesy of Reddit, bblueberries\n 4. Whoever thinks this is a welcoming addition to their lawn.\n\nImage courtesy of Reddit, andean007\n 5. The upstairs neighbor with the dinosaur-level stomping problem.\n\nImage courtesy of Reddit, suzepie\n 6. This neighbor who decided welcome mats just aren't his thing.\n\nImage courtesy of Reddit, johnyutah\n 7. The neighbors that inspired this friendly PSA. \n\nImage courtesy of Reddit, pieropenguin\n 8. Anyone who would circle D.\n\nImage courtesy of Reddit, Hanhzo\nBONUS: 15 Geeky Doormats for Your Nerdy Abode\n\n\n\n15 Fabulously Geeky Doormats For Your Nerdy Abode \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. Welcome In Binary Doormat\n\n\nWelcome your guests in the language of geek.\n$49.99\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Computer Keyboard Doormat\n\n\nGet all QWERTY with this cool keyboard doormat.\nCost: $32\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. Guelcom Doormat\n\n\n\"Guelcom to my home.\"\nCost: 15.95 Euros (approx. $20)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Barcode Retro Doormat\n\n\nWe're not sure if it scans, but it looks neat.\nCost: 35 Euros (approx. $45)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1 Doormat\n\n\nSay it three times and click your heels together.\nCost: $39.99 \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Atari Pong Doormat\n\n\nOld school cool.\nCost: $45\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Keys, Wallet, Cellphone Doormat\n\n\nThe essential checklist, just before you leave the house.\nCost: $45\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Cassette Doormat\n\n\nKeep cassettes alive with this rad retro rug.\nCost: $49.99\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. Pac-Man Doormat\n\n\nHark back to the glory days of gaming with this cute mat.\nCost: 14.95 Euros (approx. $19)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. Mustache Doormat\r\n\r\n\n\nGive your home the 'stache it's always deserved.\nCost: $16\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. ~/ Sweet ~/ Welcome Mat\r\n\n\nHome sweet home!\nCost: $29.99\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n12. iBark Doormat\n\n\nIs your dog a woofer? Warn visitors in a particularly geeky way.\nCost: $24.98\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n13. TV Retro Doormat\n\n\nWe love this vintage design.\nCost: 35 Euros (approx. $45)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n14. Slide to Unlock Doormat\n\n\nInspired by the iPhone, this mat should raise a smile.\nCost: $49.90\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n15. Like Us Doormat\n\n\nFinally, this is perfect for Facebook friend visits IRL.\nCost: $17.99\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHomepage image via gunnar3000"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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