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" Ogling Marc Baptiste Nudes (Rizzoli, $45), the celebrity and fashion photographer&amp;#039;s collection of images of beautiful women in various stages of undress, including the one you are currently fixated on above. 3 hours  Laughing at the hilarious sketch-comedy show Whitest Kids U&amp;#039; Know, which airs Tuesdays at 11:00 p.m. on Fuse. 1 hour, 30 minutes (3 episodes of 30 minutes each)    Regretting that you missed the first month&amp;#039;s worth of episodes because you couldn&amp;#039;t figure out what Fuse was. 3 minutes   Listening to Emotionalism, the earnest and mostly great new album from bluegrass-rock band the Avett Brothers. 2 hours, 30 minutes   Watching Jindabyne, in theaters April 27, a tension-filled new movie based on a Raymond Carver short story, in which a group of men decide to continue their fishing trip for a day before reporting the dead body they find in the river, starring Laura Linney and Gabriel Byrne. 2 hours, 3 minutes  Poking the slumped man next to you in the theater to make sure he&amp;#039;s just sleeping. 30 seconds  Reading Peter Godwin&amp;#039;s touching and powerful new memoir about his aging parents&amp;#039; struggle to live in an increasingly chaotic Zimbabwe, When a Crocodile Eats the Sun.  6 hours  Observing Dan Perjovschi create his exhibit on a wall at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City. His rudimentary drawings resemble what you&amp;#039;d see in a bar bathroom, if drunken graffitists were political, cutting, and funny. (Creation April 20 to May 1; exhibition through August 27.) 1 hour   Flipping through Dropping the Ball: Baseball&amp;#039;s Troubles and How We Can and Must Solve Them, by Hall of Famer Dave Winfield. 10 minutes  Praying that Ray Bourque is inspired enough by Winfield&amp;#039;s example to save the NHL. 5 minutes   Indulging directors like the Coen brothers, Gus Van Sant, Alexander Payne, and Wes Craven as they present vignettes of unusual encounters in Paris neighborhoods, from a comical M\u00E9tro station assault to a man being visited by the ghost of Oscar Wilde, in the incredibly entertaining movie Paris, Je T&amp;#039;Aime, in theaters May 4. 2 hours "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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