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"  Follow Marie Claire on Twitter at @marieclaire and check out our favorite Twitter pages that are a must-read for every woman, from fashion tips and the best beauty blogs to the celebs on Twitter we can&amp;#039;t get enough of.Who else should be on our list? Help them make it on by nominating your favorite Twitter here!  MARIE CLAIRE ON TWITTER:  Web Editor Diana Vilibert: &amp;quot;Subway Pet Peeve: People who wrap themselves around the pole like they&amp;#039;re getting paid to be there.&amp;quot; \u2014@dianavilibert Living Flirtatiously blogger Maura Kelly: &amp;quot;how did it not occur to me that the best way to survive holiday consumer insanity is TO FLIRT WHILE YOU SHOP?&amp;quot; \u2014@maurakellyblog Sex and the Single Guy blogger Rich Santos: &amp;quot;Need some new duds for the fall, i have that &amp;#039;i have nothing to wear&amp;#039; feeling when staring blankly into my closet.&amp;quot; \u2014@richravens  DAILY LAUGH:  &amp;quot;Saw New Moon today. In a packed theater. Three people in the audience were dressed as werewolves. I was embarrassed for all of us.&amp;quot; \u2014@TheBloggess This blogger has developed a cult following for her hilarious tweets and interactions with celebrities on Twitter. &amp;quot;I stand in the kitchen and I&amp;#039;m all, &amp;#039;I haven&amp;#039;t had enough protein today!&amp;#039; And then I eat 19 spoonfuls of peanut butter. Totally justified.&amp;quot; \u2014@nicoleisbetter Nicole Antoinette is @TheBloggess&amp;#039;s intern and shares the same bold sense of humor that we can&amp;#039;t get enough of! &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Please stop quoting me. Not everything I say is some witty quotation.&amp;quot; \u2014Mark Twain #TopQuotes #OurAnnualYear&amp;quot; \u2014@theonion When you don&amp;#039;t have time to leisurely read the fake news, their Twitter feed, updated a few times a day, proves to be a hilarious substitute. &amp;quot;I will never stop getting a kick out of saying &amp;#039;drummers&amp;#039; when interviewers ask me for my greatest weakness.&amp;quot; \u2014@boobsradley Lemondrop writer Julieanne Smolinski never fails to deliver hysterical one-liners you&amp;#039;ll wish you thought of yourself. &amp;quot;TIME TO MAKE THE COUCH EVEN MORE AWESOME claw claw claw claw claw claw AWESOME ACHIEVED&amp;quot; \u2014@sockington Do we really eagerly await new tweets from a cat? We do, and you will too. &amp;quot;Jon is getting a vasectomy in a half hour. Question is, do I want more kids? Should I have thought about this? 30 MINUTES TO DECIDE.&amp;quot; \u2014@dooce Famed dooce.com blogger and author Heather Armstrong&amp;#039;s one-liners keep us laughing no matter what the topic. &amp;quot;While watching documentary about a guy who ran 50 marathons in 50 days, I ate a pint of ice cream and bitched about our uncomfortable sofa.&amp;quot; \u2014@sundry We already obsessively follow superwoman writer Linda&amp;#039;s blog at sundrymourning.com, and whether she&amp;#039;s on the go and training for a triathalon or on the couch eating ice cream, her 140-character quips never fail to entertain. &amp;quot;Marriage seems like a great means to an excuse for all social obligations. SORRY WE CANT GO. HE IS SO THE WORST, RIGHT? JUST BLOGS ALL DAY.&amp;quot; \u2014@meaghano Tumblr.com darling Meaghan O&amp;#039;Connell will say the thing you were thinking, but she&amp;#039;ll say it funnier. &amp;quot;You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it&amp;#039;s real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time.&amp;quot; \u2014@shitmydadsays This tweeting superstar recently got a book deal from posting his father&amp;#039;s dry witticisms, and rightfully so \u2014 they&amp;#039;re consistently laugh-out-loud funny. &amp;quot;They&amp;#039;re off the job! #5 \u2013 Action concluded at 09.55GMT. Duration: 22 m.41 s. Frenzy Index: 4 (easy listening). Judge&amp;#039;s Comment: &amp;quot;Morning!&amp;quot; \u2014@newlywedsontjob This mischievous best man found a way to rig his friend&amp;#039;s bed so that every time he beds his new bride, a sensor lets the world know via Twitter. The happy couple has yet to find out and we hope they don&amp;#039;t, for everyone&amp;#039;s sake! Who&amp;#039;s your favorite daily laugh on Twitter? Help them make our list by nominating your favorite Twitter here!  CELEBRITIES:  &amp;quot;I miss when I was a little kid when I could go without peeing for like 4 days&amp;quot; \u2014@mindykaling The Office&amp;#039;s Mindy Kaling is just as funny as her television counterpart.  &amp;quot;Eating a gingerbread house for breakfast. A new low.&amp;quot; \u2014@diablocody Judging by her tweets, we think we&amp;#039;d be great friends with Juno director Diablo Cody. &amp;quot;What you&amp;#039;re allergic to cats? It&amp;#039;s alright, I was allergic to you.&amp;quot; \u2014@katyperry Katy Perry is as entertaining on Twitter as she is on the red carpet, posting pictures and updates from the road. &amp;quot;I think I am going to watch intervention perhaps hoarders and call it a night!&amp;quot; \u2014@mrskutcher &amp;quot;sometimes hanging with puppies just makes everything ok&amp;quot; \u2014@aplusk Celebs, they&amp;#039;re just like us! We can&amp;#039;t help but love getting a peek into the daily lives of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. &amp;quot;I love Japan! I think all the tiny cars are so cute!&amp;quot; \u2014@britneyspears Whether you&amp;#039;re a secret fan and looking for behind-the-scenes updates from Team Britney as she goes on tour, or just want a good laugh from Brit herself, the pop star&amp;#039;s Twitter feed gives you a glimpse into her life you don&amp;#039;t see in the tabloids. &amp;quot;Having a heated debate w/ my security guard about politics&amp;amp;amp;I&amp;#039;m seconds from leaving my table! Never debate over dinner!! You&amp;#039;ll leave hungry&amp;quot; \u2014@lindsaylohan Never boring, Lindsay Lohan loves to get personal on her Twitter account, giving us an inside look into her daily life that the tabloids don&amp;#039;t catch. &amp;quot;I like shirts with hoods on them because I like the option of looking like a jackass.&amp;quot; \u2014@johncmayer Even if you&amp;#039;re not a fan of his music, you&amp;#039;ll be a fan of his cheeky tweets. &amp;quot;I now accept that it is looking increasingly likely that Tiger Woods is, in fact, straight.&amp;quot; \u2014@stephenfry This British actor&amp;#039;s tweets will turn anyone into a fan \u2014 you&amp;#039;ll be good company, alongside over a million on Twitter. &amp;quot;If I had one super power it would be the ability to prevent people from asking me what super power I&amp;#039;d most like to have.&amp;quot; \u2014@rainnwilson Actor Rainn Wilson proves to be even funnier than his Office character...though we can&amp;#039;t stop reading his tweets in the voice of Dwight Schrute. &amp;quot;OH! &amp;amp;amp; P.S. I went brunette. I feel smarter already&amp;quot; \u2014@nicolerichie We&amp;#039;re surprisingly drawn to Nicole Richie&amp;#039;s Twitter updates. She pokes fun at herself, and we love her candid photos. Who&amp;#039;s your favorite celeb on Twitter? Help them make our list by nominating your favorite Twitter here!  FASHION:  &amp;quot;seats filling quickly with the likes of Blake Lively &amp;amp;amp; Rachel Zoe the latter in circle shades&amp;quot; \u2014@insidedvf Designer Diane Von Furstenburg proves she&amp;#039;s both fashion and web-savvy. Her daily tweets go behind the scenes at her runway shows, provide style tips, and even call out her &amp;quot;fan of the week.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;amazing night at MOCA..Lady Gaga amahz! luv the merging of art and fashion worlds ..going to sleep now..night all xoRZ&amp;quot; \u2014@rzrachelzoe Celeb stylist Rachel Zoe&amp;#039;s Twitter is a must-follow. She offers fashion advice (like how to pair shorts with tights), replies to her followers, and posts tons of personal pictures. &amp;quot;About to get shot, I have that crazy hairdo and makeup and have to go on the street like that BUT wearing crazy McQueen shoes. How coool !&amp;quot; \u2014@garancedore Illustrator and photographer Garance Dore will make you feel like you&amp;#039;re right there with her, in 140 chic characters or less. &amp;quot;Snuck down to Cabo for a mini-vacation with hubby! Sitting by pool now listening to ocean...&amp;quot; \u2014@cindycrawford We love getting a glimpse into supermodel Cindy Crawford&amp;#039;s fab life. She tweets about everything from her chic getaways to her favorite recipes. &amp;quot;my clothes won&amp;#039;t fit back in my suitcase..they&amp;#039;ve grown?&amp;quot; \u2014@alexachung Television host and fashionista Alexa Chung posts updates about her show, chats with fans, and showcases her favorite fashion finds. &amp;quot;We heart Caroline Trentini&amp;#039;s bangs...and so does she!&amp;quot; \u2014@modelinia Both Modelinia&amp;#039;s site and tweets are all models, all the time, so you can be sure you won&amp;#039;t miss a thing. &amp;quot;back in LA for fittings today and tomorrow I cant wait to be back in NYC to work on the collection for Fall.&amp;quot; \u2014@csiriano If you loved the fierce Christian Siriano on Project Runway, you&amp;#039;ll love his Twitter updates too. &amp;quot;Nothing says smart casual like a jersey daytime bow tie.&amp;quot; \u2014@henryholland Fashion designer Henry Holland delivers sass and fashion tips every day on his Twitter page. &amp;quot;@spoiledpretty Thank you - I don&amp;#039;t put much in my hair, but whenever I do an updo I use a little Nivea hand cream. -RR&amp;quot; \u2014@rachel_roy Designer Rachel Roy gives us a behind-the-scenes peek at her fashionable life, plus beauty and fashion tips anyone can use. &amp;quot;Speaking of shopping for myself- I made a list of items I am interested in AND the best prices on those. Kind of like &amp;#039;Oprah&amp;#039;s fav. things.&amp;#039;&amp;quot; \u2014@hithaprabhakar Hitha Prabhakar calls herself a &amp;quot;fashion and retail truth-teller,&amp;quot; and that&amp;#039;s exactly what she does. &amp;quot;A robot just rung me up. She had a sing-song voice and didn&amp;#039;t listen to anything I said. I feel like a fashionable Dr. Who&amp;quot; \u2014@fakekarl We love fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld, but we also can&amp;#039;t get enough of Fake Karl&amp;#039;s funny tweets! Who&amp;#039;s your favorite fashionista on Twitter? Help them make our list by nominating your favorite Twitter here!   TRAVEL:  &amp;quot;During a 5 hr delay, pax fell asleep on plane b4 takeoff. When he woke up he started 2 collect his things. Had 2 tell him we never took off.&amp;quot; \u2014@heather_poole We&amp;#039;re hooked on the updates from this flight attendant, who tweets from 35,000 feet in the air. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ve had TONs o&amp;#039;street food in 3rd world countries &amp;amp;amp; all that ecoli wouldn&amp;#039;t add up to the potential biohazard that Chuck-e-Cheese poses&amp;quot; \u2014@traveladdict Blogger and adventurer Sebastien Tobler always delivers with travel quips and observations, tips, and suggestions. &amp;quot;Hot &amp;amp;amp; sunny #traveltuesday in our #Spain white village-loving listening to church bells, roosters, horses clomping by, pool water gurgles&amp;quot; \u2014@soultravelers3 This family of three will inspire you to plan your own travel adventure \u2014 they&amp;#039;ve made their way through 32 countries and four continents since they set out to travel the world together in 2006. &amp;quot;If you can guess my whereabouts in this photo, I&amp;#039;ll take you to lunch.&amp;quot; \u2014@wendyperrin You&amp;#039;ll love following writer Wendy Perrin&amp;#039;s travels, especially because she loves to interact with fellow travel fanatics. &amp;quot;Digital Nomad tip of the day: Always leave home with an extra universal adapter in case you forget yours in the lounge and someone steals it&amp;quot; \u2014@nomadicmatt Matt has been traveling the globe for over three years, and blogging it all. Follow his Twitter for real-world travel tips and advice for galavanting on a budget. &amp;quot;Looking forward to lunch with Katy from @WhereIveBeen in a little bit. Going to quirky cafe - have to walk thru a jewelry store to get to.&amp;quot; \u2014@kimmance Travel writer, editor of online travel magazine GoGalavanting.com, and host of the @Galavanting web travel series Kim Mance&amp;#039;s updates from the road and tweeted travel videos always make us want to book a ticket wherever she&amp;#039;s going! &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m heading to Copenhagen in January....why do I do these trips in the winter? and I&amp;#039;m usually in the south in summer!&amp;quot; \u2014@girlsgetaway We love Dian Emery&amp;#039;s personal travel tweets, and she&amp;#039;s a great resource for travel deals, giveaways, and tips for planning a girls&amp;#039; getaway with your friends. Who&amp;#039;s your favorite jet-setter on Twitter? Help them make our list by nominating your favorite Twitter here!  CAREER:  &amp;quot;New York State has finally approved the unemployment claim I filed in February. SO MUCH FAIL.&amp;quot; \u2014@saveassistants Save the Assistants author and blogger Lilit Marcus posts horror stories, tips, advice, and news for and by assistants, with a personal touch. You&amp;#039;ll love commiserating with her. &amp;quot;CALLING ALL #JOBANGELS People need us now more than ever. How can you help someone today? Jobless tops 10%&amp;quot; \u2014@jobangels Job Angels is a grassroots movement that started on Twitter that helps people get back to work, one tweet at a time. Whether you&amp;#039;re the one seeking or know someone who is, make Job Angels a daily stop. &amp;quot;News: U.S. unemployment rate hits 10.2% in Oct., highest rate since April 1983. Job losses total 190,000. [Recession is NOT over.]&amp;quot; \u2014@lindseypollak Generation Y career expert and author Lindsey Pollak tweets out links to relevant, helpful career news and advice. She&amp;#039;s a must-read for anyone looking to get a job or get ahead. &amp;quot;People do strange things on biz travel. I&amp;#039;m watching poker on tv. Never ever done that at home.&amp;quot; \u2014@heymarci Marci Alboher is an author, speaker, and journalist who focuses on career and workplace issues, and she&amp;#039;s a must-follow for anyone climbing the ladder. &amp;quot;Onward! Coworker asked me to write up a proposal for reviving a defunct blog on the site. I figure 11:43 p.m. is the perfect time to do so!&amp;quot; \u2014@stephauteri Not only does writer and aspiring career coach Steph Auteri tweet out helpful links and tips to her site and others, she&amp;#039;s also stands out from the pack by being endearingly transparent about her own career success and struggles.  HEALTH:  &amp;quot;Hydration nudges: Go drink a glass of water. Warm water with lemon juice is a nice way to help flush out toxins.&amp;quot; \u2014@skinnyjeans If you need a nudge to get healthier, you&amp;#039;ll love writer Stephanie Quilao&amp;#039;s tweets. She posts about healthy living and is a total inspiration! &amp;quot;Make an achievable goal and then follow through. Make another achievable goal and so on until you get to where you want to be.&amp;quot; \u2014@fitnesscaeli Caeli Esser keeps us motivated and in the know with her health news updates and motivational 140-character nuggets. &amp;quot;Picking more organic greens from my cold-frame garden for a little salad snack - yum.&amp;quot; \u2014@elanaspantry You&amp;#039;ll never wonder what to make for dinner again...Elena&amp;#039;s daily recipes will have you covered! &amp;quot;Settling in to catch up on some work after an 8-mile run and some Chipotle&amp;quot; \u2014@tblanchfield Theodora Blanchfield has lost almost 50 pounds with a healthy diet and an exercise overhaul. We&amp;#039;ve followed every step on her blog, losingweightinthecity.com, so it&amp;#039;s no surprise we love following her quick updates on Twitter too!  NEWS:  &amp;quot;Just pulled up to the &amp;#039;Ham Fam&amp;#039; diner in Allentown, where the President has lunch with some small business owners and the mayor&amp;quot; \u2014@whitehouse The official White House Twitter account tweets out links, videos, some day-to-day happenings, and even snippets of the President&amp;#039;s speeches. &amp;quot;800,000 H1N1 vaccine doses for children recalled because they aren&amp;#039;t as potent as they should be&amp;quot; \u2014@cnnbrk CNN&amp;#039;s breaking news Twitter is great for catching up on the day&amp;#039;s major headlines on the go.  Who&amp;#039;s your favorite news, health, or career Tweeter? Help them make our list by nominating your favorite Twitter here! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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