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" [RULE NO. 472] That rearview mirror mounted to your computer at work cannot prevent mockery from sneaking up on you. [RULE NO. 499] In an argument between two men, the one chewing a cigar naturally has the upper hand. [RULE NO. 601] Never compare someone&amp;#039;s girlfriend or wife with an unattractive celebrity, even favorably. [RULE NO. 823] Relax. Enjoy yourself. Have a good time. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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