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"OK, I don&amp;#x27;t know how I&amp;#x27;m going to be able to think of anything but Revenge&amp;#x27;s explosively insane finale for the rest of the day. Maybe the rest of the summer. Spoilers? You betta believe there&amp;#x27;s spoilers. I need to talk my way through this madness.I&amp;#x27;m not sure I&amp;#x27;ve ever seen a season finale this mindblowing. The episode basically took us from &amp;quot;hey, everything might be all right in this twisted world!&amp;quot; straight to &amp;quot;NO--HE DIDN&amp;#x27;T--SHE COULDN&amp;#x27;T--OH MY GOD!!&amp;quot; First they built us up: Emily freed Nolan (thank God Nolan wasn&amp;#x27;t dead!)... ...And straight-up owned the white-haired man--but stopped short of murdering him. (At the time, I cheered a little--she&amp;#x27;s not a killer! Later, I felt somewhat differently. More on that in a second.) By the way, when they cut to Charlotte at school in the midst of all this bloody business, did it make anyone giggle a little to be reminded that people are running around committing these crazy crimes on a weekday? They don&amp;#x27;t have jobs and don&amp;#x27;t have to wait for the weekend to do their vengeful hobbies. Nolan delivered the evidence to the FBI, who convinced Victoria to testify against her husband. I loved Victoria so much in this moment--determined to do the right thing for once, even as Daniel tried to manipulate her. (I know we&amp;#x27;re talking about fifty shades of bad people here, but the way Daniel treats his mother irritates me. I&amp;#x27;ve never understood why he sides with his father.) (See that face? That face is why Madeleine Stowe won our Best Villain Award.) Emily was all set to tell Jack everything--and that she loved him. But the second she looked through that glowy windowpane, my Hamptons radar kicked in and I knew we were headed for trouble. Yep. Stupid fake-Amanda is back. With a baby in her belly. You know, for a supposed fugitive who crashes in motel rooms, her hair is always perfectly curled. So Emily and Jack were not to be--not now, anyway. OK--this is where any normal show might have wrapped it up for the year. But this is Revenge--so with five minutes left, the real punch to the gut hadn&amp;#x27;t even happened yet. Ready? Victoria and Lydia (yep, she&amp;#x27;s selling Grayson out, too) arrived at the airport, ready to head to D.C. to testify. And this was the moment that gave all of America a knot in their stomachs--a worker tinkering under the plane pulled off his cap to reveal... THE WHITE-HAIRED MAN. And this was right after Grayson had threatened Victoria that if she got on that plane it would be the last thing she did. Yep. You know what happened next. Plane explosion. Confirmed casualties. (Now, they didn&amp;#x27;t name them, so we can hold out hope but--plane explosion? Good luck to the writers explaining how anybody would survive that. No, seriously, good luck. You better bring Victoria back to us.) Charlotte saw the newscast, cried and quickly turned to--you guessed it, pills. We did get one last bit of redemption--the ever-clever Nolan had backed up the evidence, so it wasn&amp;#x27;t all destroyed on the plane. And he hinted that the footage he had proved that Emily&amp;#x27;s mother was alive. Her response? &amp;quot;Let it play.&amp;quot; PS--If you&amp;#x27;re wondering what the perfectly eerie song playing during those last minutes was, it&amp;#x27;s: I seriously don&amp;#x27;t think I&amp;#x27;ve ever seen a better season finale--what did you guys think? NOW do you think Emily should have offed the white-haired man? Or would Grayson have found another henchman? Or was Grayson not even behind this? God, why is it not September right now? More on TV... Presenting the Winners of Our First Obsessed TV Awards--Chosen by You! Holy Moly, What Happened to Kinsey on Mad Men? GIRLS: Hannah Goes Home (And Does These 5 Things I Always Do) Photo: ABC"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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