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"Is anyone else finding the name of the Berlusconi sex scandal, which has resulted in the Italian PM&amp;amp;#8217;s indictment, hilarious? They&amp;amp;#8217;re saying Berlusconi went to &amp;amp;#8220;Bunga bunga&amp;amp;#8221; parties where he engaged in sex with a minor. &amp;amp;#8220;Bunga bunga?&amp;amp;#8221; Amazing. I&amp;amp;#8217;ve come up with more names for that thing Justin Bieber thinks people should only do if they love each other. 1. Serious Tickles Sex is intense, but also funny. It&amp;amp;#8217;s like this crazy involved internal/external massage and then her boobs do something funny or a kiss is too ticklish or you notice how animalistic the sounds you&amp;amp;#8217;re making have become, and it gets really funny. 2. Naked Time I&amp;amp;#8217;ve actually used this time with a girlfriend. When &amp;amp;#8220;do you want to have sex?&amp;amp;#8221; sounds too bland, and &amp;amp;#8220;wanna f*ck&amp;amp;#8221; is too aggressive, it&amp;amp;#8217;s a perfect, playful way to ask if someone wants to mash genitals. 3. Play Doctor/You Need A Spanking/Want A Massage/Let&amp;amp;#8217;s Get Dirty These are all things that might actually happen during sex, but they can also refer to the act itself (I think that makes them, in the world of poetics, something called metonymy&amp;amp;#8212;but I&amp;amp;#8217;d have to ask my English teacher). 4. Complex Charades This is more applicable to a group situation, but it can work for just two people as well. Charades is a game where, using pantomime, one person tries to make a group guess what action or piece of art they have picked at random. Sex is very similar, except you win orgasm. 5. We Need Batteries Sounds banal, but this is actually code for &amp;amp;#8220;we are about to use some awesome sex toys.&amp;amp;#8221; I have friends who get very put out by their GF bringing a vibrator or toy to bed with them, which I don&amp;amp;#8217;t get for two reasons: 1. I am lazy and it means less work for me. 2. More orgasms for everyone. What are some of your alternative names for sex? Have a question about Dating, Relationships, or Sex for Single John? Submit it here. More on Hooking Up at Glamour.com What&amp;amp;#8217;s In a Name: Let&amp;amp;#8217;s Talk About the Word Boner Best New Makeout Music: Milly Beau Sex Tips: Turn the Table During Your Next Round of Hooking Up What&amp;#x27;s With All the Spam in the Comments Section? Sick of all those annoying ads in the comments section lately? So are we! We police the site regularly and delete spam as soon as we can, but recently, the volume of spam has increased dramatically. We&amp;#x27;re working on a way to block them permanently, so please bear with us, and know that we&amp;#x27;re as eager as you are to get rid of these pests. Meanwhile, please continue to use the Report Abuse button to flag spam--it really does help!--and continue to leave your brilliant feedback below. If you have any urgent questions about the spam, please contact us. And a special note to you, spammers; we officially declare you a major DON&amp;#x27;T. Photo: Thinkstock "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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