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"Let&amp;#x27;s face it: reality TV doesn&amp;#x27;t quite have the cachet it did when a billion Americans were glued to Survivor and everybody on The Real World wore berets and debated politics.But for every sad iTunes single (sup, Heidi Montag) and flailing cuff collection (oh hey, Lynn from Real Housewives of Orange County), there&amp;#x27;s a life reality stardom has changed for good. OK, maybe the average is more like .3 lives. But still. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is on The View! Half the Food Network schedule has been given over to competition winners. Reality TV still makes dreams come true occasionally--which is just what drove Max and Caroline to chase down Cupcake Wars glory on 2 Broke Girls last night. (I won&amp;#x27;t spoil the ending for the DVR slackers.) So I put the question to you--deep in your heart, which reality program would you love to sign onto? Maybe it&amp;#x27;s something you feel would launch the career you should have--those born to smize could use a boost from America&amp;#x27;s Next Top Model, and MBA geniuses see The Apprentice as Trump-stamped salvation. Or maybe you&amp;#x27;d just love to do it for kicks--perhaps you feel Jersey Shore missed a huge meatball opportunity in you, or that the Gallery Girls crew has nothing on your crowd. TELL ME. I won&amp;#x27;t tell anybody! I&amp;#x27;ll go first. It&amp;#x27;s perhaps inevitable based on how many before-and-after body pics I&amp;#x27;ve seen of this show&amp;#x27;s contestants, combined with how much I miss the days when I didn&amp;#x27;t have to go to the gym because I spent ten hours a week in ballet class. I would go on Dancing With the Stars. I don&amp;#x27;t even really like watching Dancing With the Stars, but I would LOVE to be on it. If they ever start a fat-camp style retreat, I am there with bells on. Bells, or this exact outfit: Now you go! More fun stuff... Let&amp;#x27;s Discuss Melissa Gorga&amp;#x27;s New Music Video, Shall We? President&amp;#x27;s Pups So Cute, We&amp;#x27;d Vote for Them The Best Tumblr Ever Is Becoming a TV Show! Photo: CBS"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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