<http://schema.org/headline>
"Diner Thinks Giving Money To God Exempts Him From Tipping His Waiter, Outrage Ensues"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.inquisitr.com/502052/diner-thinks-giving-money-to-god-exempts-him-from-tipping-his-waiter-outrage-ensues/>