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" &amp;quot;My fiance and I were having sex, but I couldn&amp;#039;t climax. I knew his feelings would be hurt if I didn&amp;#039;t, so I decided to pretend. As I screamed &amp;quot;Yes!&amp;quot; as loud as possible, I slammed my hand on to the nightstand, causing my favorite \u2014 and super expensive \u2014 flower vase to fall off and break. Yeah, so not worth it, and my fiance still loves to remind me about the time he gave me that &amp;#039;glass-shattering O.&amp;#039;&amp;quot; - Leigh, 30 &amp;quot;I was having sex with my boyfriend, and while I usually have no problem reaching the big O, for some reason I couldn&amp;#039;t that night. So I moaned loudly, arched my back, and for extra emphasis, I made my right leg spasm. The only problem: Now every time I come for real, my guy thinks I&amp;#039;m faking it because my &amp;#039;leg didn&amp;#039;t twitch.&amp;#039; Oh, the irony.&amp;quot; - Liz, 26 &amp;quot;I started dating a guy who turned out to be an asshole \u2014 he thought he was a ladies&amp;#039; man and would flirt with other girls when we were together. But, he had the most amazing body I&amp;#039;d ever seen, so I figured I&amp;#039;d at least see what he was like in the bedroom. It turns out, he was terrible. I was so disappointed, within a minute of having sex, I deadpanned, &amp;quot;Oh. Wow. I just came.&amp;quot; Here&amp;#039;s the amazing part: The guy was so egotistical, my (very obvious) sarcasm went right over his head. After he finished he said, &amp;#039;You orgasmed so fast, I think I set a new record.&amp;#039; Uh, right.&amp;quot; - Molly, 25 &amp;quot;I know every single line of When Harry Met Sally, including that famous scene when Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm in the diner. So recently when I was hooking up with this really sweet, but not-so-skilled guy, I decided to treat him to a dramatic performance. I repeated Meg Ryan&amp;#039;s climax &amp;#039;oh&amp;#039; for &amp;#039;oh.&amp;#039; When we were spooning afterward, he even asked, &amp;#039;Has anyone ever told you that you sound a lot like that chick flick orgasm scene when you come?&amp;#039; I had to bite the pillow to keep from laughing.&amp;quot; - Lauren, 27 &amp;quot;When it comes to faking it, I figure the louder I am, the more believable it is. It worked like a charm until one afternoon when I was having sex with my now ex-boyfriend. I moaned at the top of my lungs and screamed the dirtiest things I could think of. I was pretty proud of my performance...that is, until I walked out of the bedroom to see my guy&amp;#039;s housemate and a group of his buddies in the living room, giving me a standing ovation.&amp;quot; - Katie, 29 &amp;quot;I normally never fake it, but my husband was determined to make me have an orgasm and I was getting sore from all his effort. I just wanted to get the show overwith, so I dug my nails into his back and moaned, &amp;#039;Oh my God! I&amp;#039;m coming!&amp;#039; As soon as I let go, my husband ran to the bathroom. Apparently, in my effort to be a convincing actress, I scratched him with my nails a little too hard and made him bleed.&amp;quot; - Julie, 31 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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