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"Poor Kris Humphries. He sure does deserve some time to get away from it all and get used to the cold hard fact that he is once again a bachelor. Between his summer in the spotlight while planning the most blinged out wedding in history to Kim Kardashian, and then getting blindsided with divorce papers after a mere 72 days and now his shocking appeal for an annulment--I fully agree that he&amp;#x27;s had a rough go of it. So I was happy for him when I heard that the DIY network show Man Caves came to his rescue this week to create the ultimate hideaway for him in his Minnesota home. Apparently, Kim was originally supposed to in the episode. She was going to help her husband design the spot as an escape when he needed a break from all those Kardashian ladies and get in some &amp;quot;man time.&amp;quot; Well, as Kris certainly now knows, plans change without warning and from what we&amp;#x27;ve heard so far, his Man Cave will now serve as a lair in which to woo the ladies. The only details that have been released are that it&amp;#x27;s pimped out with several bars, liquor dispensers and a 120 inch projection screen. Well, I just want to add my two cents and give Kris some suggestions of things he should consider putting in his cave--especially while mending his broken heart. 1.A cardboard cut out of Kim. He doesn&amp;#x27;t have to take it out all the time. Just whenever he wants to &amp;quot;talk&amp;quot; or ask Kim some of the burning questions on his mind or even apologize for some of the comments he made on TV. 2.Parental Control on the TiVo. You know, so he can make sure the Fairytale Wedding special, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney and Kim Take New York and any other Kardashian themed show on E! never has to air in his cave--ever. Maybe he just blocks E! all together. 3. Soundproof walls. We know how much the sound of little Mason playing in the morning bothered him in New York so we want this to be a quiet retreat. 4. Dog Friendly Decor. Since Kim didn&amp;#x27;t want his pups anywhere near their furniture or especially on the bed--the Man Cave should be filled with couches and chairs that the dogs can cuddle up and shed all over without a care! 5. A Barber Chair. He may have grown a mustache out of protest before his wedding but this will let him grow, trim, shave and remove a &amp;#x27;stache whenever he wants! 6. Basketball Video Games. To keep his game sharp on the system of his choice while he waits to see what team he&amp;#x27;ll land on. We won&amp;#x27;t see the final reveal until the episode airs early next year but what else do you think Kris needs to make the most of his Man Cave? Give us your best ideas below! Get More on the Kardashians: *Kim Kardashian Says She&amp;#x27;s Not Meant to Be a Mom--Are You? *Since the Khloe and Kourtney Are LOL&amp;#x27;ing at Kim&amp;#x27;s Fairytale Divorce, I Think We Can, Too. (Like Kourtney, I Almost Peed Myself!) *Kim Kardashian Stopped Following Kris Humphries On Twitter &amp;amp;#8212; Wow! Photo: Donald Bowers/Getty"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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