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"Chelsea Handler may not have any maternal instincts, but the 36-year-old comedienne has a soft spot for canines.\r\n\r\n&amp;quot;This weekend I added a new member to my effed-up family, a 10-week-old Bernese mountain dog,&amp;quot; she announced on Chelsea Lately Monday. &amp;quot;Then I added another member when I forced my assistant to move in with me because apparently I don&amp;apos;t know how to raise a 10-week-old Bernese mountain dog.&amp;quot;\r\n\r\n&amp;quot;After much deliberation, I have settled on my new son&amp;apos;s name: Gary,&amp;quot; Handler added. &amp;quot;It&amp;apos;s a fitting name: he&amp;apos;s little and black like Gary Coleman, he has smelly fur like [comedian] Gary Valentine, and as I learned this weekend, he sh-ts on the floor like Gary Busey.&amp;quot;\r\nAll kidding aside, the recently single author said she was excited about having another dog in the house.\r\n\r\n&amp;quot;Between my brother Roy, my lesbian [friend], my dog Chunk and whatever depressed staff member passes out on my sofa over the weekend, you&amp;apos;d think I have my hands full,&amp;quot; Handler joked. &amp;quot;Just like my ample breasts, I prefer more than a handful.&amp;quot;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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