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"**Jimmy Kimmel** does solemnly swear to faithfully ecute the role of beloved latenight host (even if Jay Leno ends up taking his job at ABC) and will to the best of his ability preserve, protect, and defend his right to satirize, send up, and ridicule anybody (including all 742 members of his family, but not including his ex, Sarah Silverman) who gets in his way"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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