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"Remember in high school--or last week, depending on your social circle--when you&amp;#x27;d meet up with your one friend and she&amp;#x27;d give you that impish look, and you&amp;#x27;d be like what? And then she&amp;#x27;d go &amp;quot;I have news.&amp;quot; And you&amp;#x27;d go--with a totally fake smile, because you already saw where this was going--what? And she&amp;#x27;d go, &amp;quot;We got back together.&amp;quot;And then you&amp;#x27;d be expected to act like you were being showered with confetti and free money, instead of having a conversation you&amp;#x27;d endured so many times, it ought to have its own punchcard? Yeah. That&amp;#x27;s kinda how I feel about these three couples. Except every time they break up, make up or maybe-canoodle, I don&amp;#x27;t just have to listen, I have to WRITE about it. And I can feel us all getting sick of the back and forth. So, because I&amp;#x27;m all for reader empowerment, I think we should decide who should do what once and for all. THE VACILLATING VAMPS: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are going to group lunches and what not. But there&amp;#x27;s been no official reconciliation statement, so I&amp;#x27;m wearily staring down a long road of secondhand spottings and did-she-spend-the-nights. How do YOU want to see this go? Kristen and Rob... THE HEALTH CLASS CAUTIONARY TALES: I cannot chronicle Rihanna and Chris Brown anymore. Rihanna and Chris Brown... THE COVERUP ARTISTS: &amp;#x27;Katy Perry, were you with John Mayer this weekend?&amp;#x27; &amp;#x27;What? No. I was... picking apples. I mean, taking a shower!&amp;#x27; Katy Perry and John Mayer... More silly stuff... So. Do You Check Out Naked Pics of Celebs Online? Classic Frenemy Lines Look How Cute Beth Behrs Was When We Surprised Her With Cupcakes P.S. Want more Obsessed? Sign up for our awesome daily newsletter that features the latest celebrity gossip, TV news, hilarious Internet sensations, and more! Photo: "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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