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" Approach your target with a coy, yet sexy bon mot. 1. &amp;quot;Imma be a brother but my name ain&amp;#039;t Lehman / Imma be a bank lending out semen.&amp;quot;  2. &amp;quot;Let me fuck your ear up til my sperm is up in your brain.&amp;quot; It&amp;#039;s the verbal equivalent of how a lightning bug flashes its Day-Glo ass to attract a mate! (He/she may look appalled. That is just because his/her facial muscles are failing thanks to his/her sudden state of extreme arousal.) 3. &amp;quot;Mix your milk with my cocoa puff/ Milky, milky cocoa/ Mix your milk with my cocoa puff/ Milky, milky riiiiiiight.&amp;quot;  Explain sex with cereal metaphors like the one above. Like a stop-motion of sunflowers blooming, all of the penises in the room will adjust themselves to point in your direction. 4. &amp;quot;Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya.&amp;quot; I mean, I just came, typing that.  Be sure to acknowledge his best qualities. 5. &amp;quot;Your ass from the side looks just like a coke bottle.&amp;quot;  But make it clear you know you&amp;#039;re no slouch, either. 6. &amp;quot;My hump my hump my hump\u2028. My hump my hump my hump, my lovely lady lumps. \u2028Check it out.&amp;quot; Depending on what lump you are referring to, yes, you should probably get it checked out. &amp;amp;lt;-- unable to find migrated image --&amp;amp;gt; Show him/her that you are aware of devastating current events around the globe. 7. Yes to sex / Yes to sex / No to War / No to war / Fightin&amp;#039; is frightning / Fightin&amp;#039; is frightening / Yes to sex / It&amp;#039;s so much more exciting.  8. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m liking you rubbin&amp;#039; me / And you liking me rubbin&amp;#039; you.&amp;quot; That one Pea who never talks and looks like a Matrix: Reloaded extra knows how to please a woman.  9. &amp;quot;I ain&amp;#039;t trying to rush nothing / Cause I ain&amp;#039;t Russian.&amp;quot; It&amp;#039;s called &amp;quot;wordplay.&amp;quot; Learn it.  10. &amp;quot;Breast and booty combine / Oh yeah, you&amp;#039;re hot, girl / Like hot souse (sp).&amp;quot; [Peas-to-English dictionary: Sauce.]  Follow Anna on Twitter.    Images via Getty/RCA "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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