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"  It&amp;#039;s a matter of personal taste whether you find gadabout Russell Brand charming or creepy. The 37-year-old comedian and actor, whose 14-month marriage and subsequent split with Katy Perry surprised nobody (and YET was one of the most discussed celebrity breakups of 2012), went on Chelsea Lately, guest-hosted by Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, a.k.a. the Witches of Eastwick (Keastwick?), and admitted that he&amp;#039;d fantasized about having a threesome with the girls, reports The Daily Mail. Or, in his TMI-infused words: &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m vulnerable to the concept of a KKK threesome. I think pregnant women are radiant and beautiful and the idea of lactation is an interesting one... A limitless, foaming river of milk and orgasm.&amp;quot; I mean, this is a dude once did an entire SNL monologue about the one-eyed friction whistle in his pants, but still, Good GOD, that&amp;#039;s graphic. But Khloe matched him, turning to Kim and saying, &amp;quot;Well, I heard pregnant p***y is the best p***y.&amp;quot; But seriously, what would a foursome with the Kardashians be like (besides incestuous)? Is anybody else picturing Kali the many-armed Hindu goddess, but each hand is holding a Bedazzled iPhone? And furthermore, if Khloe&amp;#039;s sex noises sound anything like they do when she says Lamar&amp;#039;s name, I&amp;#039;d imagine that maintaining an erection would be immensely difficult. More importantly, would it be better than rebounding with John Mayer? Discuss. Follow Anna on Twitter: @annabreslaw Photo via E! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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