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"Yesterday afternoon, a friend emailed me a link to the funniest story I&amp;amp;#8217;ve read all week. Yup, I think this one tops the girlfriend pillow. The Frisky reports that Code Red is a new app available for both the iPhone and the iPad (wait for it) that will help a guy figure out his woman&amp;amp;#8217;s menstrual cycle. I kid you not. Users input a bit of information about that time of the month and poof! The app calculates twists and turns of a woman&amp;amp;#8217;s cycle and sends her guy alert messages. According to The Washington Post, PMS Alert is illustrated by a female symbol with devil horns, nice. Ovulation Alert suggests getting in while the getting is good. And lastly, the namesake, Code Red means she&amp;amp;#8217;s surfing the crimson wave. What&amp;amp;#8217;s even more telling is that this isn&amp;amp;#8217;t the first menstruation themed app! PMS Buddy and PMS Meter were the pioneers of this phenomenon. This is pretty stinking hilarious. Can you imagine what a commercial for Code Red would look like? Do you think Code Red is worth the $1.99? Or should guys just pay a little more attention to what goes down every month? What would you think if you noticed this app on your guy&amp;amp;#8217;s phone? Do you and your guy have a funny name for your period? And do you hook up during that time of the month? P.S. If you have specific questions about periods, click here to submit them to Dr. Kate O&amp;#x27;Connell White. For more on your period&amp;amp;#133; * Do you have sex during your period? This reader did, and she shared the details with us! * Is it possible to postpone periods? * A female friendly version of this app. Sort of. More Ways to Get Glamour Visit Shopglamour.com for cute stuff starting at just $10! Enter the latest Glamour sweepstakes! Follow us on Twitter Add us to your iGoogle homepage Photo: Jupiter Images. Image used for illustrative purposes only."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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