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"  Well, the news angels have smiled heartily upon us this morning, folks! Because this story is BANANAS.\u00A0 According to the UK&amp;#039;s Daily Star, so please take this with all the grains of salt in the world, Kate Middleton now has an official butt watcher. Yes, that is someone who runs around after her and makes sure all her clothing stays in place and we don&amp;#039;t get another asshat\u00A0selling photos of the Duchess&amp;#039;s bare bottom. If true, it&amp;#039;s pretty shitty that someone has to do this and we can&amp;#039;t just rely on people not to be creeps selling creepy photos of women&amp;#039;s butts. But this is the world we live in, I guess.\u00A0 Finally, to put things into perspective, Kate Middleton&amp;#039;s backside has an employee, and that employee probably makes more money than all of us combined. Um, where do I sign up? I&amp;#039;ll watch butts and cuddle with Prince George for free. Kate! Call me, girl!\u00A0 Follow Laura on\u00A0Twitter. Photo via Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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