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" I&amp;#039;ve been surrounded by women my whole life, and I have a good grasp on how you think. But truth be told, there are still things I just don&amp;#039;t get about you. For the purposes of this article, I&amp;#039;ll keep my list short: frozen yogurt (just order the damn ice cream already!), tiny purses (you ask us to carry your wallet, cell, and keys, so what the fuck do you keep in there?!), and \u2014 this one really baffles me \u2014 the random stuff you analyze when trying to figure out if a guy is into you. As my civic duty, I&amp;#039;m going to lay out exactly what you should be keeping an eye on. Here&amp;#039;s what we do when we like you.  We Text You Between Noon and 5 p.m. It&amp;#039;s not the frequency that shows if he&amp;#039;s into you. The truest sign of a guy&amp;#039;s interest (assuming you&amp;#039;ve been on a few dates) has to do with when he&amp;#039;s sending his texts. Like, before noon is weird. He has a job, right?  You want it to be sometime between noon and 5 p.m. He&amp;#039;s waited just long enough not to look desperate, but he&amp;#039;s leaving enough time for the two of you to make solid plans. Any text after that means you&amp;#039;re an afterthought or his other plans fell through and he wants to get out of his house. Anything beyond 11 p.m. is a booty call. If he texts you at 4 a.m. with &amp;quot;hye baby im drnkn and i wana see u. come outsid,&amp;quot; forget about him. Also, maybe call the police. We Schmooze with Your Pals  We have watched Sex and the City (please don&amp;#039;t tell) and know how influential your friends are. If a cocktail endears us to them, we&amp;#039;ll shell out.  We&amp;#039;re also hoping it will loosen your pals&amp;#039; lips and they&amp;#039;ll tell us some embarrassing stories about you. Those stories show that you know how to have fun. We&amp;#039;ll laugh over a tale about your getting buzzed at a college event and hitting on the dean. But be warned: If your BFF shares the time you got so trashed that you made out with the entire lacrosse team, we may judge you.   We Take You Out During the Day  If he wants to get drinks near his place, he has an agenda. He&amp;#039;s going to get you tipsy and casually suggest going back to his pad, where he&amp;#039;ll try to score. Someone who invites you to lunch legitimately wants to get to know you. Even better, he thinks you&amp;#039;re pretty enough not to need dim lighting and booze. Bonus points if he&amp;#039;s willing to come to your neighborhood. One more thing: We aren&amp;#039;t being lazy when we ask you to suggest a restaurant. We&amp;#039;re doing it because it guarantees that you&amp;#039;ll enjoy your meal. If I pick, we&amp;#039;re going to end up at Quiznos \u2014 delicious but not so romantic.  We E-mail You I&amp;#039;ve heard many female friends complain that a guy sent them an e-mail instead of calling. Don&amp;#039;t take it as a bad sign! If he sends it during the workday, it&amp;#039;s because he&amp;#039;s stressed out and you provide him with a pleasant escape. Be wary of the guy who prefers Facebook messaging. Men use it as a distraction, and chances are, yours isn&amp;#039;t the only wall he&amp;#039;s writing on. Hell, he&amp;#039;s probably even poking other chicks. Side note: There&amp;#039;s nothing lamer than a guy who uses the poke function. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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