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"  Wherefore art thou, Orlando Bloom? Oh, just starring in the Broadway adaptation of Romeo and Juliet as Romeo. As a DILF and Miranda Kerr&amp;#039;s hubby, we can&amp;#039;t help but have fantasies about him all day, everyday. And now he&amp;#039;s playing the ultimate heartthrob, our lady woodies are poppin&amp;#039;.      Want more from Dara? Follow her on Facebook and Twitter @dadeeyo. Photo: Images/INF/PCN "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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