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"They're drone-striking Afghanistan for us. They're replacing us on the assembly line at the Hostess plant. They're even cutting into our aortas during life-or-death surgery. But can robots master one of the most mysterious\u2014and quintessentially human\u2014skills of them all: making people laugh? Meet Data, the world's first stand-up-comedy bot"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.gq.com/story/data-the-comedy-robot-june-2013>