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"Okay, so yesterday&amp;#x27;s question was a no-brainer. 89% of you said you&amp;#x27;d never date a guy who wasn&amp;#x27;t funny.&amp;amp;nbsp; Some of my questions are more life-altering than others, but I want you to know I&amp;#x27;m truly listening&amp;amp;nbsp; to your advice.&amp;amp;nbsp; I&amp;#x27;ve stopped with the wannabe Carrie Bradshaw-isms&amp;amp;nbsp; -- about fashion and finer things -- because you said it makes me sound superficial. I&amp;#x27;ve branched out of my usual social circle and gotten involved with volunteer work and other enlightening experiences like hiking and meditation. I&amp;#x27;ve dramatically distanced myself from the ex, of whom everyone is sick and tired of. I&amp;#x27;ve learned that girlfriends come before guys, humor comes before bank accounts and bad boys are only good for one thing.&amp;amp;nbsp; You&amp;#x27;ve even tempted me to think about Edgy English Teacher (when he inevitably breaks-up with his gf) as more than a &amp;amp;quot;friend with benefits&amp;amp;quot; for once. With that said, please tread easy when I tell you that I canceled on Blind Date tonight.&amp;amp;nbsp; I was only going, in the first place, to please the crowd. And while I love this blog, and live for your advice, I&amp;#x27;m not going to force myself to see someone I&amp;#x27;m simply not interested in.&amp;amp;nbsp; A lot of my NY friends are here in LA for tonight&amp;#x27;s Victoria&amp;#x27;s Secret show, so I chose to check out the after party with them instead.&amp;amp;nbsp; Yeah,&amp;amp;nbsp; mingling with a bunch of VS models is not exactly the best confidence booster, but it was cool. I met a few guys, but who knows, I wasn&amp;#x27;t exactly the hottest ticket around! Boys will be boys!Tips I learned from watching (okay, glaring at) the Victoria&amp;#x27;s Secret models: All models love champagneAnd cigarettesAnd mini-burgersSmokey eyes never go out of styleEveryone is Eastern-EuropeanA little tattoo is a big turn-onPosture, posture, postureStrippers smell like vanillaModels smell like lavenderHair extensions are hotFake eyelashes are hotterSexy comes from withinGlittery body lotion helps Don&amp;#x27;t hate &amp;#x27;em cause they&amp;#x27;re beautiful, right? Speaking of, I&amp;#x27;m sure Blind Date is hating me right now. I canceled first thing in the morning, but I did it over email -- kind-of a cop-out. I feel really bad about it too. Looking back, I knew the next day that I didn&amp;#x27;t want to go out again.&amp;amp;nbsp; In the future, what&amp;#x27;s worse, a flat-out &amp;amp;quot;NO&amp;amp;quot; or a half-hearted &amp;amp;quot;YES.&amp;amp;quot; Click here to vote "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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