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"It's official: Ashton Kutcher has nabbed Mr. Tiger Blood's spot on CBS's \"Two and a Half Men\" next season. But that decision has us feeling something less than winning. Should Demi Moore's boy toy falter, here are ten quick and easy replacements that might get us to watch*\n\n *Not really, we would never watch \"Two and a Half Men.\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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