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" Published in the February 2014 issue 1. Hang upside down. My boss and hero Conan O&amp;#039;Brien has one of those relax-the-back, flip-your-head-where-your-ankles-were machines in his dressing room. I&amp;#039;m not sure I&amp;#039;m allowed to tell you that, but here we are. He says it&amp;#039;s for chiropractic use, but I like to think he&amp;#039;s into the Dan Brown more-blood-flow-to-your-brain-helps-increase-creativity-while-you-write-The-DaVinci-Code camp. You do this, you&amp;#039;re one step closer to being an interesting weirdo. Like Michael Keaton in the first Batman, remember? Vicki Vale wakes up and he&amp;#039;s hanging upside down. Like a real man. A real bat man. 2. Make your own shampoo. What are you, a boring guy who doesn&amp;#039;t make shampoo? Regular shampoos are made by corporations that don&amp;#039;t give a shit what you put in your hair. Making your own literally takes one Google (&amp;quot;homemade shampoo recipe&amp;quot;) and one Amazon order (castile soap, tea-tree oil, peppermint oil if you&amp;#039;re a true baller). Why? 1: You need to stop smelling like Pert Plus. 2: Chicks dig it. (Not a guarantee. You need to be okay with some chicks not digging it. Like calling women &amp;quot;chicks.&amp;quot; That can go either way.) 3. Publicly refer to your girlfriend as &amp;quot;my lover.&amp;quot; 4. Put your hands in the air. I got this one from a TED talk. Before I tape my show, I&amp;#039;m backstage putting my hands up like I&amp;#039;m getting robbed. Some people think this is strange, and they&amp;#039;re right. But studies by science people show that putting your hands up and spreading your body triggers testosterone release (good for decisiveness and confidence) and reduces cortisol, the stress hormone. The interns on my show probably think I&amp;#039;m just doing some weird preshow ritual. Which I am. Because I&amp;#039;m living off road, baby. You don&amp;#039;t know me! Pete Holmes is the host of The Pete Holmes Show, weeknights on TBS. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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