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"   Jo Usmar already knows what happens when you meet a celeb you fancy\u2026 EVERYBODY knows the Friends episode where they create their &amp;#039;freebie&amp;#039; lists. Even people that profess to hate Friends (liars) have heard of the one where the characters name the top five celebs that they&amp;#039;re allowed to sleep with should they ever meet them. Yep, regardless of whether they&amp;#039;re in a relationship or not, should Brad Pitt wander past they can have at him. Their weeping (and star struck) partner be damned.  Interestingly though (or not, really) Brad Pitt isn&amp;#039;t on most people&amp;#039;s list anymore. I can only imagine this is down to that terrible six months when he grew his hair and beard and started channelling his inner bin forager. Not hot, Brad. Designer secret sales website hushhush.com surveyed over 2000 men and women between the ages of 18-40 in relationships and 54% admitted that they did have a list. The top 10 male celebs on the women&amp;#039;s lists were as follows:  1. David Beckham (34%) 2. Ryan Gosling (32%) 3. Johnny Depp (29%) 4. Tom Hardy (27%) 5. Channing Tatum (26%) 6. George Clooney (23%) 7. Prince Harry (22%) 8. David Gandy (19%) 9. Denzel Washington (16%) 10. Gary Barlow (15)  Well done, Prince Harry. In fine company there, your maj. Meanwhile, over on the men&amp;#039;s lists:  1. Megan Fox (33%) 2. Kim Kardashian (31%) 3. Kelly Brook (27%) 4. Cheryl Cole (25%) 5. Jessica Ennis(22%) 6. Miranda Kerr (19%) 7. Sofia Vergara (18%) 8. Eva Longoria (16%) 9. Mila Kunis (13%) 10. Rosie Huntingdon Whiteley (10%) But all of this is complete nonsense anyway because although one in three of the people who admitted having a list said that yes, they absolutely would cheat on their partner if one of this lot professed themselves up for it, here&amp;#039;s the bad news: ONE OF THIS LOT WON&amp;#039;T EVER BE UP FOR IT AND IF, BY ANY FLUKE OF NATURE THEY WERE, YOU&amp;#039;D RUN AWAY. How do I know this? Well, from experience I&amp;#039;m afraid. My boyfriend and I both have &amp;#039;lists&amp;#039; and I, through various twists of fate (my job) have met a few of the fellas on my list and this is what happens. &amp;quot;H-h-h-hi. Can\u2026can\u2026I get you a\u2026cup of tea?&amp;quot; Ooh, sexy. Come with me to the kitchen, Harry Styles. Let&amp;#039;s make sweet love next to the coffee machine. And then, after I&amp;#039;ve collected myself, I interview them, laugh at their jokes AND LEAVE. I am singularly incapable of flirting with a celebrity and if they ever flirted with me I wouldn&amp;#039;t notice because I&amp;#039;m constantly thinking, &amp;quot;DON&amp;#039;T SPIT TEA ON HIS FACE. PLEASE DON&amp;#039;T SPIT TEA ON HIS FACE. DO I HAVE LETTUCE IN MY TEETH?&amp;quot;  Okay, so maybe things would be different if I actually bumped into one of them in a dark and dingy nightclub called &amp;quot;Illicit Hook-Ups &amp;#039;R&amp;#039; Us&amp;quot; rather than for work, but here&amp;#039;s the thing: I don&amp;#039;t believe you WOULD sleep with your dream celeb if he tried it on with you. If David Beckham actually said, &amp;quot;Fancy a cuddle back at mine, yeah?&amp;quot; you&amp;#039;d think, &amp;quot;Where&amp;#039;s Victoria? I don&amp;#039;t want to be on the front pages of the Daily Mail, ta. And [insert name of boyfriend here] would be furious.&amp;quot; Becks would become infinitely less attractive just by his willingness to do the deed. You&amp;#039;d judge him for wanting to sleep with a stranger he&amp;#039;d just met, thinking, &amp;quot;Well, I won&amp;#039;t cheat on my partner. Shame on you, David.&amp;quot; Admit it, it&amp;#039;s true. And as much as your partner is all like, &amp;quot;If I meet Halle Berry, you&amp;#039;re toast,&amp;quot; they don&amp;#039;t mean it really. How would you ever get over the fact that they actually slept with Halle Berry? You wouldn&amp;#039;t be proud of them. You wouldn&amp;#039;t tell your mates. You&amp;#039;d be LIVID.  Wouldn&amp;#039;t you? Let me know on Twitter @jousmar  DATING: WHAT YOU&amp;#039;RE DOING WRONG K-STEW AND R-PATZZ DILEMMA: SO WHAT CONSTITUES CHEATING? A REAL LIFE SEX AND THE CITY REVELATION "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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