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" 1. Getting All CIA On Us  &amp;quot;I hate it when chicks turn into &amp;#039;spies&amp;#039; and go digging into your older posts/pictures trying to find dirt, and then ask you about the women they don&amp;#039;t know. It&amp;#039;s as if they&amp;#039;re trying to catch you in some secret affair! Look, if it&amp;#039;s out there for you/all too see, I&amp;#039;m obviously not hiding anything!&amp;quot; \u2013Mike, 32 2. Making That Duck Face &amp;quot;I cannot stand when women post thousands of goofy faced pictures \u2014 especially that fake puckered lips pose. It&amp;#039;s sooooo fake. Whatever happened to smiling?&amp;quot; \u2013Cameron, 30 3. Opening The Vault &amp;quot;No one wants to know how closely your life resembles the Jerry Springer show. Keep all those ugly details to yourself, please!&amp;quot; \u2013Daniel, 34 4. Writing Dude-Hating Status Updates  &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s a huge downer when women vent about men in their status updates \u2014 how we&amp;#039;re all liars and cheaters. It&amp;#039;s just not true! Cut it out, already!&amp;quot; \u2013Al, 25 5. Posting Self-Portrait Albums &amp;quot;I find it really lame when a girl has nothing but pictures of herself on her profile. It makes me think she has no friends. It seems kind of pathetic, and seriously vain.&amp;quot; \u2013Raul, 24  6. Doing Premature Relationship Publicity &amp;quot;This one girl I was hooking up with changed her main profile picture to be a picture of the two of us together. It was way too soon \u2014 and I was still dating other girls, who had a lot of questions after that!&amp;quot; \u2013Mike, 27 7. Showing &amp;quot;Artsy&amp;quot; Pictures &amp;quot;What&amp;#039;s with girls posting pictures of their feet these days? Who wants to see gross toes in a picture of a nice pool or an ocean? It makes zero sense.&amp;quot; \u2013Jesse, 28 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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