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" I thought they mixed me up with the dating bloggers when I got an Email that started like this: &amp;#x27;Next to leaving the toilet seat up, there&amp;#x27;s no greater threat to marital bliss than the SURPRISE of finding toenail clippings in bed. Women have even found toenail clippings floating atop the coffee mug, on the cocktail table where he fell asleep watching &amp;quot;the game,&amp;quot; and also buried deep inside the bathroom shag rug. OUCH!&amp;#x27; Of course this company, Artemis, has the perfect solution to this relationship dilemma...but more importantly, I want to know if you have any gross grooming complaints about your significant other like the one above? --Andrea"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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