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"It&amp;#x27;s been pouring rain for five days, so people with outdoor jobs, like tennis pros, have had some time on their hands. Yesterday, Kate, Tara, and Neal picked me up and we went to a brewery-winery-distillery. They make beer, wine, and vodka on the premises, so we drank all three. With all the rain keeping everyone indoors and inducing cabin fever, we were talking about people getting on each others&amp;#x27; nerves. I cannot stand it when people chew with their mouths open. I dated a loud chewer last year. After about a month of dating, I got up the nerve to say, &amp;quot;You...kind of...chew loudly?&amp;quot; He asked me how he is supposed to chew. So I took a bite of my bagel and chewed with my lips closed for a very long, awkward, silent minute. He looked at me like I was crazy. I said, &amp;quot;Wouldn&amp;#x27;t you rather hear it now, not later down the line?&amp;quot; He agreed, but then he refused to eat in front of me for the next two months that we dated. We went to fine wine bars and noisy pubs and he never took one bite. I felt like such an a-hole. I begged him to eat something solid. And he needed to eat--he had zero body fat and a six-pack that made me feel ginormous. I had dreams of force-feeding him a #2 from McDonald&amp;#x27;s. What is the most annoying habit your guy has? How did you bring it up? Oh, yeah! I almost forgot. Boat Guy called while I was at the brewery. I thought that ship had sailed, but I guess I&amp;#x27;ll call him back this weekend."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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