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"FacebookPinterestUp in the Air.jpg\n\nRemember that sphincter-tightening yet innovative conceit Oscar producers rolled out a few years ago where they forced the winners of lower caste categories to accept their awards from row 72, seat 42M? Thank God the days of painful Oscar ceremony snubs like that are over. ::Record scratch:: Looks like former GQ scribe Walter Kirn (ie the genius novelist whose book inspired \"the movie of the year, the movie of the moment\", can't watch Jason Reitman accept an Oscar for an idea he came up with in the first place. Here's hoping that Clooney will let him circle the Kodak in his limo with an unlimited amount of J. Roget and a few cocktail waitresses to soften the blow. Jason, you're on notice.\n\nUPDATE: Hollywood Redeemed!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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