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" I love fortune cookies (barring the fact that when I was in third grade, I cracked one open and a bug crawled out--eew--will never forget that!). But really, what better way to end a Chinese meal than to find out that you&amp;#x27;re &amp;quot;soon to encounter an incredible amount of wealth&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;highly respected among your peers&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;admired for your great beauty&amp;quot;? OK, those are great, but how about these health-minded fortunes that I bet any of us would like to get: Stop worrying--the test results are normal! In one year and seven days, don&amp;#x27;t get hot and heavy with the guy you&amp;#x27;ll meet at the gym--he has genital herpes. You will never get breast cancer. You can lay off all the germ worries--you have an immune system of steel. P.S. In case you&amp;#x27;re wondering, fortune cookies are just about guilt-free. Weighing in at just about 35 calories, they&amp;#x27;re usually made from flour, milk, vanilla, and sugar (and just a touch of butter). Photo: Istock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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