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"It&amp;#039;s an interesting thing \u2013 this writing about married sex. Either people really get where I&amp;#039;m coming from or tell me that my writing is very disjointed, disappointing and misleading.  For example: I wrote a piece called Sex in the Dentist Chair. Some Yahoo Shine readers (where this post is syndicated) were viscerally offended that I did not actually have intercourse with my dentist in the chair, but instead used my check-up as an invaluable time to reassess my marriage and sex life. I was called &amp;quot;a bad writer&amp;quot; and accused of &amp;quot;false advertising.&amp;quot;  Lest I lose any of you Shine readers who find my work too &amp;quot;confusing,&amp;quot; I&amp;#039;m going to shine a light on the top five things my blog is about: 1. Married sex. There are no three-ways, no nude photos, and no links to porn. There is, however, occasional links to vibrators or toys. Go to town with those!  2. No sex. This means that sometimes Rex and I aren&amp;#039;t swinging from the rafters, hence no juicy posts. Sorry to disappoint any of you folk that think marriage is a twenty four hour romantic comedy. Some days it&amp;#039;s just about getting the trash out, and crashing on the couch with drool coming out the side. Yeah, it&amp;#039;s that sexy!  3. Gratefulness. Some days my life is so perfect I wonder how I ended up the one with the great husband, two healthy children and a career where I can write from home. Other days I wonder why I chose to leave the studio and single life to work from a home office with mismatched desk while hanging out in old sweats, hair in a pony tail. Most days, though, I&amp;#039;m aware that I have more than the rest of the world and would not change a thing. And here&amp;#039;s a newsflash: Happiness starts with me, not my kids or my spouse. (Mind bending concept, I realize.) 4. Optimism. In life, especially marriage, you can view it as a pessimist or an optimist, but the optimist is happier. I&amp;#039;m going with that one. 5. Dynamics of sex. I will write about when, why and sometimes how I have sex, but I will not be writing major details. I write for Good Housekeeping, not Hustler. Sorry, but I&amp;#039;m going to ask everyone, including the men, to think with the big head, okay? In closing, I always say this, but from MARRIED sex to anything in life, the brain is the sexiest organ we own. This does not make me a butchy feminist. This does not mean I&amp;#039;m miserable with my husband. It simply means that connection, more than a hot body or wrinkle free face, is what will get me in the sack quicker than this post is about to end. I hope I didn&amp;#039;t, like my old grandma briefs to Rex, turn you off. If so, there&amp;#039;s plenty of other bloggers out there who really want to know if they should or should not be having sex with their drug dealing married neighbor whose wife is pregnant. They could use your help more than I can.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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