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" I was getting ready for my Junior Prom and my mom was having problems with our toilet, so she called someone to replace it. The guy who fixed it put the old toilet out in the front yard and left it. I told my brother to move it to the backyard, but he was being a jerk and wouldn&amp;#039;t do it. I decided I would put on some old clothes and try to hide it in the backyard myself. As I was doing this my date pulled up and saw me trying to roll around an old toilet. I had forgot to call him and tell him I was running a little late. It was horrifying! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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