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" A weekly roundup of the most entertaining, intelligent, weird, funny, curious, and noteworthy passages from people who make their living critiquing food. City: Denver Publication: Denver Post Writer: Tucker Shaw Restaurant: The Palm &amp;quot;The Palm feels awkward today.&amp;quot; City: Philadelphia Publication: Philadelphia Weekly Writer: Brian Freedman Restaurant: Doma &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;d ordered it with trepidation, visions of squiddy rubber bands dancing in my hand.&amp;quot; City: Washington, DC Publication: Washington Post Writer: Tom Sietsema Restaurant: Agora &amp;quot;The falafel are fal-AWFUL.&amp;quot; City: Los Angeles Publication: LA Times Writer: S. Irene Virbila Restaurant: Xino &amp;quot;The waitresses scurry past, tugging on their oh-so-brief skirts. Ours, sporting a spray-on tan and a super-white smile, has perfected the little dip that keeps her skirt from riding up.&amp;quot; City: Boston Publication: Boston Globe Writer: Devra First Restaurant: Jacky&amp;#039;s Table &amp;quot;The &amp;#039;giant ile flottante&amp;#039; is giant indeed \u2014 a meringue sphere the size of a baby&amp;#039;s head.&amp;quot; City: Seattle Publication: Seattle Weekly Writer: Jason Sheehan Restaurant: Noodle Land &amp;quot;If I had an 80&amp;#039;s-style glam-rock band, our first power ballad \u2014 track six on our very first album \u2014 would be called &amp;#039;Crying Tiger,&amp;#039; and it would be about a kung fu master who is sad because he&amp;#039;s beaten all his enemies and now has nothing to do all day but sit under a peach tree and stroke his flowing mustache.&amp;quot; City: New York Publication: Village Voice Writer: Robert Sietsema Restaurant: Lu Xiang Yuan &amp;quot;A collective groan issued from the entire table as we brushed off the petals and saw what lay underneath \u2014 the bass had been inundated with gallons of white mayo.&amp;quot; City: Atlanta Publication: Creative Loafing Writer: Besha Rodell Restaurant: Le Vigne at Monteluche &amp;quot;Sure, there&amp;#039;s sex and shimmer, but where&amp;#039;s the serious stuff?&amp;quot; Get more restaurant reviews. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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