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"Weird Al Yankovic's new album includes a song called \"Mission Statement\"\u00A0in\u00A0which he rattles off a torrent of frequently used\u00A0business jargon (in a parody of\u00A0Crosby, Stills, Nash, &amp;amp; Young), highlighting the fact that none of it really means anything."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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