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"Long before he sat behind the \u201CWeekend Update\u201D anchor desk on NBC\u2019s Saturday Night Live, comedian Kevin Nealon was a stand-up comic. And one of his more famous routines revolved around the problems inherent in asking a stranger for directions. \u201CWell,\u201D Nealon would intone, \u201Cwhere you want to go isn\u2019t on this map. But if it was, it would be out here,\u201D a place just off the edge of the map. This lead to directions based on intimate knowledge of local landmarks and lore, and the occasional admonition: \u201CBut don\u2019t turn there.\u201D"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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