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"  Spring Breakers &amp;quot;&amp;#039;I can&amp;#039;t wait until I&amp;#039;m in college so I can go on spring break and have a stranger lick whipped cream off my body!&amp;#039;&amp;quot; \u2014Ryan O&amp;#039;Connel, Thought Catalog  &amp;quot;A friend whispered, &amp;#039;The camera is like a giant tongue.&amp;#039;&amp;quot; \u2014David Edelstein, Vulture &amp;quot;Like a Girls Gone Wild video with automatic weapons.&amp;quot; \u2014Marshall Fine, The Huffington Post &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s the auteur as ogler.&amp;quot; \u2014Stephen Witty, The Newark Star-Ledger  &amp;quot;Where my theory falls apart, perhaps, is on the presumption that Spring Breakers writer-director Harmony Korine has actually read The Great Gatsby.&amp;quot; \u2014Andrew O&amp;#039;Hehir, Salon  &amp;quot;That lesson-filled after-school special where Helen Hunt snorts crank and jumps out a window? Of course! That&amp;#039;s what so great about it!&amp;quot; \u2014Scott Tobias, The A.V. Club  &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;ll wonder what Troy would think of Gabriella now.&amp;quot; \u2014Andy Swift, Hollywood Life  &amp;quot;Like an evil genie released from a dirty bong.&amp;quot; \u2014Joe Neumaier, The New York Daily News  &amp;quot;The beer doesn&amp;#039;t flow, it floods.&amp;quot; \u2014Manohla Dargis, The New York Times &amp;quot;Where the Boys Are Pimps and Gangstas. Or Gidget Goes to Hell.&amp;quot; \u2014Scott Foundas, The Village Voice The Incredible Burt Wonderstone &amp;quot;The character&amp;#039;s cable TV show is called Brain Rapist, if that gives you an idea.&amp;quot; \u2014Christy LeMire, The Associated Press &amp;quot;I will go to my grave declaring any movie will be better if [Alan] Arkin appears in it.&amp;quot; \u2014Steve Persall, Tampa Bay Times &amp;quot;Just not funny enough.&amp;quot; \u2014Mark Adams, The Mirror Upside Down &amp;quot;Class warfare never looked as beautiful as it does in Upside Down.&amp;quot; \u2014Lewis Wallace, Wired &amp;quot;And you thought this was just a story of unrequited love, not a political allegory.&amp;quot; \u2014Michael O&amp;#039;Sullivan, The Washington Post &amp;quot;Sturgess, a less dangerous Ewan McGregor.&amp;quot; \u2014Jesse Hassenger, The L Magazine From Up on Poppy Hill &amp;quot;It is not altogether sad, though.&amp;quot; \u2014A.O. Scott, The New York Times If I Were You &amp;quot;Hilarity fails to ensue.&amp;quot; \u2014Frank Scheck, The Hollywood Reporter Read More Context-Free Lines from Movie Reviews &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; Follow The Culture Blog on RSS and on Twitter at @ESQCulture. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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