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" Damn Ocean Breeze &amp;quot;My friend and I were in Miami and we went to this posh lounge for the night. We were talking to these two really hot guys at a table outside when a gust of wind came and blew up my skirt. It wouldn&amp;#039;t have been a big deal, but I was wearing Spanx underneath my dress, and they went all the way down to my thighs. One of the guys immediately commented on my &amp;quot;enormous granny panties.&amp;quot; The conversation ended there.&amp;quot;\u2014Nicole, 24 Shape Up or Ship Out &amp;quot;I was on a family vacation where I met a really hot guy. We flirted a lot, but we could never be alone because my younger sister was always tagging along. So one night after a few drinks, the guy and I snuck off to the kiddie pool and started hooking up inside a pirate ship. I guess we were too loud because next thing I know a resort security guard was shining a flashlight in my face.&amp;quot;\u2014Sarah, 23 Strung Out &amp;quot;I was laying poolside while on a vacation with my family and the place was packed! We had to get there at 10 AM to snag the decent lounge chairs. That day, I was wearing my skimpiest string bikini and got up to hop in the pool when the strings to my bathing suit top got caught in the plastic straps of the chair. My little brother started pointing and laughing hysterically at me as I tried to cover up and put my top back on\u2014while lots of gawking strangers looked on.&amp;quot;\u2014Kari, 25 Bad Vibes &amp;quot;My sorority had planned a spring break trip with our brother fraternity. We went to Cancun and everyone had a really great time\u2014drama free. After our return flight, we were going through security to get back into the country. I was singled out and forced to open my bag as the guard combed through everything in it. He was being really thorough\u2026And ended up turning on my vibrator, which I had hidden in a separate compartment with my underwear. A bunch of the guys were waiting for me and they started laughing hysterically when the officer questioned me about where the noise was coming from. Once I clarified and showed him what it was, he let me go, but that&amp;#039;s the last time I&amp;#039;m traveling with that thing!&amp;quot;\u2014Cheryl, 21 Ladies, you weren&amp;#039;t the only ones with bloopers. Guys share their embarrassing moments below!  Sending The Wrong Message &amp;quot;I was at the beach with a bunch of my friends. The guys went to play volleyball and I decided to hang back with the girls and get some shut eye. While I was asleep they used sun tan lotion to spell out &amp;quot;Hug Me,&amp;quot; on my stomach. When I woke up about two hours later, I was a little bit sun burnt and noticed the sun tan lotion\u2026The next day at the beach, the secret message showed up loud and clear and people kept laughing at me! I still haven&amp;#039;t gotten them back.&amp;quot;\u2014Chris, 23 Animal Behavior &amp;quot;While on spring break in Mexico, a bunch of my friends and I went swimming with the dolphins. It was cool, you hung onto the dolphin&amp;#039;s fin as it dragged you around the pool and everyone watched. I was having a great time until the dolphin started to pick up speed\u2026And my board shorts slipped off. As I continued to hang on for the remainder of the lap around the pool I was silently wishing I had worn underwear that day.&amp;quot;\u2014Rich, 22 Getting a Woody &amp;quot;When I was in college, I had a huge crush on this girl who was a major do-gooder. In one of our classes, she was trying to get people to sign up for a Habitat for Humanity trip where you helped build a house over a week. I have never done any kind of home improvement\u2014I barely know what a wrench is! But I told her I would love to go and made up some BS about having helped my dad with stuff around the house. Once we got there, most of the work was relatively simple, but at one point someone suggested I should be in charge of the staple gun. I had no idea what I was doing and wound up stapling my shorts to the wood. Of course, she was the one who had to come over and help me detach myself...&amp;quot;\u2014Sean, 23 Surf&amp;#039;s Down &amp;quot;I was vacationing in Hawaii and decided to sign up for surf lessons after seeing how hot the instructor was. We started on the sand, but I told her how athletic I was\u2014and said I&amp;#039;d be fine if we moved things along a little faster...Which was a really bad idea. As soon as we got in the water, I was falling off the board non-stop and couldn&amp;#039;t catch a wave if my life depended on it. Eventually, she got sick of watching me get battered by the waves and suggested we take the lesson back to land. As we were walking out of the ocean, I lifted the surf board over my head to try to look cool, but I ended up losing my balance, letting go of my board and practically knocking her out with it.&amp;quot;\u2014Pat, 25 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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