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"You know that episode of Friends where Phoebe has an old lady&amp;#x27;s spirit trapped inside her who won&amp;#x27;t go away until she&amp;#x27;s seen everything? Well, this would have sent her on her way: Dog nail art. DOG NAIL ART, folks. That&amp;#x27;s what the world has come to. Behold some work created by the Pawdicure Polish Pens made by Warren London... Here&amp;#x27;s what the company has to say for itself and its products: &amp;quot;Our patented Pawdicure Polish Pens are water based, non-toxic, dries in under 40 seconds and is great for nail art!&amp;quot; Oh, and here&amp;#x27;s a tip: &amp;quot;On dark nails, we suggest doing a base coat of white first and then a color for a better result.&amp;quot; Sure, dude I&amp;#x27;ll get right on that. Ay yi yi. I don&amp;#x27;t know whether to laugh hysterically or fear for the state of mankind. But I think for now I&amp;#x27;ll settle into the &amp;quot;amused&amp;quot; category. How &amp;#x27;bout you? Oh, and if you&amp;#x27;re wondering about the ingredients involved, here&amp;#x27;s the list: Water, Acrylates, Copolymer, Propylene Glycol, Propylene Glycol Butyl Ether, Dipropylene Glycol Butyl Ether, Trimthyl Pentanyl Disobutyrate, Sodium PCA, Ammonium Hydroxide, Butoxyethanol, Alkylaryl Polyether, Simethicone, Glutaronite, Quinacridone Violet 19. Related: Um, They Now Make Temporary Pet Tattoos. Not Kidding. Photos: Warren London/ Splash, Courtesy Warren London "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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