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"If you want to know what guys want to hear in bed, read this. On the other hand, if you want to crack up at a few things no one should ever, ever say, you&amp;amp;#8217;re going to want to watch this video.I spotted this video on my Twitter feed yesterday and I thought you might all need a good laugh to get your weekend started off right. From a series of &amp;amp;#8220;What Not To Say&amp;amp;#8221; videos comes three and a half minutes of terrible-but-funny things I sincerely hope none of you have ever said or heard in bed. The video also co-stars the charming British gal I featured a while back telling us 10 Reasons He Dumped You (I might have a mildly obsessive lady-crush on her). There&amp;amp;#8217;s no nudity, but if you&amp;amp;#8217;re still at work, I&amp;amp;#8217;d suggest headphones for the language and uh, sound effects. Check it out: While the whole thing is pretty great, I have to say some of the &amp;amp;#8220;Before&amp;amp;#8221; no-nos really cracked me up, particularly &amp;amp;#8220;Um, I don&amp;amp;#8217;t actually have a condom. Would a crisp pack and a rubber band work?&amp;amp;#8221; and &amp;amp;#8220;Ribbed for her pleasure? We&amp;amp;#8217;re definitely turning that inside out.&amp;amp;#8221; Ha! Isn&amp;amp;#8217;t this video funny? What&amp;amp;#8217;s the worst thing you&amp;amp;#8217;ve ever heard in bed? Have you ever said anything that came across wrong or was totally embarrassing? Spill, then have a good weekend! Go ahead and say these things in bed: *Dirty Talk: 3 Easy Ways to Pull it Off *6 Things He (Probably) Wants You to Say to Him In Bed *How to Talk Dirty (in 3 Languages) "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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