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" &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m going to ask you something,&amp;quot; Ben warned. &amp;quot;And don&amp;#039;t freak out.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No Ben, I don&amp;#039;t want to urinate on you. Stop asking me.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Okay, first of all, you&amp;#039;re gross. Second of all, don&amp;#039;t knock it &amp;#039;till you try it.&amp;quot; I laughed. This is our newest running joke \u2013 that the other one secretly wants to engage in super kinky sexual activities. Yeah, we&amp;#039;re five. Anyway, back to me not freaking out\u2026 &amp;quot;So we&amp;#039;ve been invited to a holiday party,&amp;quot; he said. &amp;quot;At Amelia and Rob&amp;#039;s.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;That won&amp;#039;t be weird at all.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It doesn&amp;#039;t have to be.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;When?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Next weekend.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Marni and Luke&amp;#039;s party is next weekend.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;On Friday. Amelia and Rob&amp;#039;s is on Saturday. Which is kind of perfect, actually.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Why perfect?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Well, if I have to be in a room with your various exes on Friday night, you can&amp;#039;t really make a stink about hanging out with mine on Saturday.&amp;quot; I mock-glared at him. &amp;quot;I just owned you so hard,&amp;quot; he said.  &amp;quot;Shut up.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Owned!&amp;quot; And because ridiculous banter is like foreplay to us, we then started wrestling (gently, as Ben is still on crutches), which led to the pull-out couch being pulled out, which led to clothes coming off, which led to exactly what you&amp;#039;re thinking. Afterward, he pulled me close to him. &amp;quot;Seriously, though,&amp;quot; he began. &amp;quot;Are you okay with this?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s not something I&amp;#039;m looking forward to,&amp;quot; I admitted. &amp;quot;But I know this is important to you, so I&amp;#039;ll go. And I&amp;#039;ll be on my best behavior.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Thank you,&amp;quot; he said sincerely. &amp;quot;That means a lot to me.&amp;quot; It&amp;#039;s going to sound weird, but more than I&amp;#039;m bothered by the reemergence of Amelia in Ben&amp;#039;s life, I&amp;#039;m happy that he&amp;#039;s made me a part of this process. He didn&amp;#039;t have to. When it comes to everything except his body image issues, he&amp;#039;s refreshingly open and honest with me. It makes me want to be the same way with him, and it&amp;#039;s not something I&amp;#039;ve ever felt. And he&amp;#039;s even been making more of an effort to talk to me about his weight concerns. It&amp;#039;s funny \u2013 if anyone had told me that Ben was insecure, back when I was tripping over my words and being so intimidated by him, I never would have believed it. And you know how sometimes, when you meet someone who is OMG SO HOT, and then you get to know them and their flaws lessen the hotness? Ben&amp;#039;s just makes me love him even more. In case you were wondering, I&amp;#039;m not sure how I went from sexual gratification through urination to a mushy diatribe about my boyfriend, either. Somehow, though, it seems kind of fitting. Posted at 11:49 PM "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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