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"Happy Friday, dolls! Have you missed our craaazy fashion updates? Well, we&amp;#x27;re back, and in a big way: We&amp;#x27;ve got some stuff that&amp;#x27;s definitely among the wackiest we&amp;#x27;ve ever seen! So, let&amp;#x27;s get a little wild on this Friday, shall we?And before you ask, no--none of &amp;#x27;em are April Fool&amp;#x27;s jokes, if you can believe it! 1.The panty quilt. Let&amp;#x27;s start with the weirdest of &amp;#x27;em all: This guy who made a quilt from 58 pairs of women&amp;#x27;s panties. There&amp;#x27;s an interview with him in the video above describing his, uh, inspiration for the piece&amp;amp;mdash;though we&amp;#x27;ve watched it a few times, and we&amp;#x27;re still scratching our heads. Any thoughts, ladies? At least he&amp;#x27;s discriminating about his fabric choices. 2. The &amp;quot;C-string.&amp;quot; While we&amp;#x27;re on the topic of insane underwear news, did you catch Tracey&amp;#x27;s post about the &amp;quot;C-string?&amp;quot; You have to see this (it&amp;#x27;s kinda NSFW, just a warning!). Yep, the G-string is old news&amp;amp;mdash;how terrified of pantylines must one be to wear this contraption, I wonder? Ouch! 3. &amp;amp;pound;1300 horse hoof shoes. Feet are so last season. All the rage now? Horse hooves. OK, not exactly, but these pairs of ankle- and knee-length horse hoove shoes with a carbon-fiber hoove and 5,000 individual horse hairs compose these wacky shoes...that will set you back the equivalent of more than $2,000. 4. Kobi Levi&amp;#x27;s Madonna-inspired shoes. We&amp;#x27;ve showed you some of Israeli shoe designer Kobi Levi&amp;#x27;s hilarious, nutty designs before, but these really caught our eye: the &amp;quot;Blonde Ambition&amp;quot; shoe, inspired by Madonna&amp;#x27;s tour. Yes, these shoes have a blonde ponytail, a microphone and a corset&amp;amp;mdash;well, that&amp;#x27;s one way to stand out at an audition...if you can stand in &amp;#x27;em, that is. 5. Alberto Guardiani&amp;#x27;s lipstick heels. Shoes with a ponytail not your kind of glam? Well, how about ones with tubes of lipstick for the heels? Enter Alberto Guardiani&amp;#x27;s outrageously show-stopping design; you makeup addicts will only have to shell out nearly $500 for these. (Think of how much real makeup you could buy with five hundred clams!) OK, dolls check &amp;#x27;em out then&amp;amp;mdash;let the vote commence! Which crazy fashion find is your favorite?survey software More Ways to Get Glamour: Get the latest fashion updates via Twitter on @glamour_fashion Check our chic new Tumblr! Read Glamour magazine on your iPad! Like freebies? Enter the latest Glamour sweepstakes! Sign up for our fashion and beauty newsletters to get easy style tips (it&amp;#x27;ll make your inbox 10x sexier, we promise). And, did you know you can read glamour.com on your smart phone?! It&amp;amp;#8217;s the ultimate boredom buster. Take Our Survey and You Could Win an iTunes Gift Card! Hey Glamour fans, we need your advice. We want to know what&amp;amp;#8217;s important to you when it comes to Glamour and all things digital&amp;amp;#8212;what do you like most? What do you want to see more of? How and where do you want to read all that fun stuff? Please TAKE OUR SURVEY. As a special thank-you for sharing, you will be entered to win one of 45 iTunes gift cards for taking the survey! See RULES for details. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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