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"FacebookPinterest\n\n This holiday season, perhaps you bought your wife, or mother, or that lady you knew from high school you had sex with and accidentally started dating, a scented candle. And whether the scent was whisper moon or cinnamon dream or summer's frisky breeze, it surely made her happy. But what about you? You deserve a scented candle, too, my brother. Do you not like to light things on fire that smell good? Do you not on occasion enjoy a bubble bath all by yourself? Of course you do. So before the season is over, go out and get yourself one. Herewith, our guide to our favorite scented candles for men:\n\n Wild Donkey\n\n Rodriguez, the fragrance\n\n Fromunda Cheese Pine Forest\n\n Armpit Mountain\n\n Beer Bath\n\n Ham\n\n Hamstring\n\n 'Sup, for Men\n\n Something's Rotten in this Fridge No.16\n\n Locker Room, Eyes Down\n\n Dude, Where's My Candle?\n\n Doritos Candle Loc\n\n Waxy Gordon\n\n It's Not a Tumor! (It's a Candle.)\n\n Bong Water by Davidoff\n\n Silk Paisley\n\n Buffalo Bones\n\n A Body Spray Solid\n\n Stripper Taint\n\n Smells like Whatever\n\n English Leather and that Purple Flower from France\n\n Steaks &amp;amp; Chops\n\n The Rock Dwayne Johnson\n\n Shawshank Redeption the Candle\n\n Cumming by Alan Cumming*\n\n *Real!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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