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" 1. Say something in Spanish. This is sex, not Spanish class, and I&amp;#039;m not Rosetta Stone.  2. Call me papi. Yes, because I might climax so hard right now if I call you &amp;quot;dad.&amp;quot; 3. Oh man, you are so caliente. Please, don&amp;#039;t force yourself to speak Spanish. This is like a dirty talk fail. 4. I bet you&amp;#039;re such a freak in bed. This usually happens as you&amp;#039;re pulling your clothes off or when you&amp;#039;re sexting. Telling Latinas that they&amp;#039;re the sex kittens you see on Internet porn does not make us more enthusiastic to have sex with you. Nobody wants to have to live up to porn star sex expectations. 5. That&amp;#039;s right mami, just like that.  I still will never understand why men think Latinas love to be called &amp;quot;mom.&amp;quot; 6. Mmm, I love a lady with extra meat on her. Nothing like being compared to a piece of steak. That really made me love the way I look naked, thank you! 7. You&amp;#039;re just as good as I expected. Am I supposed to take that as a compliment or is it borderline creepy that the minute you scoped me out you had this idea of how great I&amp;#039;d be in bed? 8. OMG! I have Latin music on my iPod (turns on Pitbull). NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Stop it, now. We don&amp;#039;t need to have sex to &amp;quot;Latin&amp;quot; music.  9. I love Latinas. They&amp;#039;re so exotic. I just have a vagina like the next girl. 10. I can&amp;#039;t believe I finally boned a Latina.  Er, I&amp;#039;m glad you can cross out one of the things on your bucket list. Now you can go brag to all your friends. Read: 12 Words People Need to Stop Using to Describe Latinas 14 Things You Should Never Say to a Latina 10 Things You Should Never Say to an Afro Latina Follow Ariel on Twitter.  Image: Caio Melo "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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