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"  Jimmy Fallon brought a wonderful new hashtag into being last night, with a request for the best #OlympicPickUpLines out there in the Twitterverse. The responses did not disappoint, and seriously, let&amp;#039;s please imagine a hot Olympic athlete breaking these out \u2014 not that they&amp;#039;d even need to talk because they&amp;#039;re hot Olympians in the first place. Anyway, before I spiral into a sexy Steve Langton dreamscape, here&amp;#039;s a roundup of the highlights. Some adapted dating game classics: 1. 2.    I&amp;amp;#39;m looking to get bobsleigh&amp;amp;#39;d tonight. #OlympicPickupLines \u2014 Andy Pandy (@Mr_AndrewHunt) February 11, 2014   While others just got straight down and dirty. Blush-inducing dirty, seriously: 3. 4.    Girl... tonight you can be like Canada&amp;amp;#39;s medal count... On the top #OlympicPickupLines \u2014 Bilal (@BilalSpeaks) February 11, 2014   5.    You&amp;amp;#39;ll be falling on something harder than the ice tonight. #OlympicPickupLines \u2014 Jerwin Gabriel (@latenightloser) February 11, 2014   6.    The slopes aren&amp;amp;#39;t the only thing I&amp;amp;#39;m going down on tonight #OlympicPickupLines \u2014 jeric fule (@jericfule_) February 11, 2014   CURLING-THEMED PICK UP LINES were a real thing, because curling is the best winter Olympics sport after figure skating \u2014and there were a real lack of &amp;quot;triple axel my way into your pants&amp;quot; jokes out there, sadly: 7.    Hey baby I could be curling your toes later. #OlympicPickupLines \u2014 Karen Leone (@Karenswalk) February 11, 2014   8.    I&amp;amp;#39;m on the curling team, you should let me shoot in your end. #OlympicPickupLines \u2014 kopke613 (@Kopke613) February 11, 2014   And I can only assume this is legit winter sports terminology because I don&amp;#039;t even know what it means but I feel dirty inside: 9.    i&amp;amp;#39;ll nose press your box if you lip slide my rail #olympicpickuplines \u2014 matt mark (@matt_mrk) February 11, 2014   Jokes about the chaotic living conditions in Sochi were also well done: 10.    Hey, wanna come over to my room? I have a working toilet. #OlympicPickupLines \u2014 James S. Choi (@SeaEyeAppa) February 11, 2014   11.    Did you fall from Heaven or did your hotel room floor cave in? #OlympicPickupLines \u2014 Kari Van Horn (@KariVanHorn) February 11, 2014   12.    Your poorly-constructed hotel room or mine? #OlympicPickupLines \u2014 Fermented Jokes (@FermentedJokes) February 11, 2014   As were mentions of that glitching Olympic ring from the Games&amp;#039; opening ceremony: 13.    &amp;quot;There may have been an O missing in the opening ceremonies but i&amp;amp;#39;ll make up for that tonight.&amp;quot; #olympicpickuplines pic.twitter.com/PEiafC1evv \u2014 BJG6 (@Brianjgehringer) February 11, 2014   14.    You look like the opening ceremony. Missing a ring #OlympicPickupLines \u2014 GIB (@gibxco) February 11, 2014   Granted, that&amp;#039;s less of a pickup line and more a proposal but some guys do come on strong like that. Speaking of strong, macho types, there were Putin jokes! Obviously: 15.    Hey girl, let me Vladimir in your Putin #OlympicPickupLines \u2014 Molech (@moresl) February 11, 2014   Particular bonus points go to the Twitter folk clever enough to fit other Olympic athletes into their lines: 16.    #OlympicPickupLines mark spitz but i swallow \u2014 Reverend Bob Levy (@TheRevBobLevy) February 11, 2014    17.    are you a speed skater because you got me saying apolo ohyes #olympicpickuplines \u2014 Sabrina (@sabgrex) February 11, 2014   And though, OK, this is the wrong Olympics but you can&amp;#039;t/shouldn&amp;#039;t fault a Tom Daley reference in any context: 18. In conclusion, yes pls this line would work on me: 19.     I may be russian into things, but would it be sochieesy to ask for your number? #olympicpickuplines \u2014 Melissa Hart (@melissahart27) February 11, 2014   Follow Alex on Twitter. Photo credit: Richard Heathcote / Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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