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" I apologize that I&amp;#039;ve been MIA for a while. Hubby and I bought a house! And anyone who&amp;#039;s gone through the nightmare of all the steps involved in purchasing property knows that it sucks the life right out of you. And work&amp;#039;s been pretty crazy, too. What does all of this mean? I haven&amp;#039;t had sex in like two weeks. And frankly, I&amp;#039;m chomping at the bit. All the wine, Pilates, and little bits of Xanax I scrounge from my friends cannot free me from my stress like a big O can. TGIF is all I can say. I&amp;#039;m heading home, going out for steaks and martinis with Dan\u2014and then, I&amp;#039;m getting&amp;#039; some. That is, if I&amp;#039;m still awake. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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