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"  What is it about politics and diner food? There are still, unfortunately, some places where you can order &amp;quot;freedom fries,&amp;quot; and now the debt-ceiling deal that passed the House has been dubbed by one Democrat &amp;quot;a sugar-coated Satan sandwich,&amp;quot; inspiring Nancy Pelosi to imagine the dish served with a side of &amp;quot;Satan fries&amp;quot; and someone on Twitter to write from the perspective of said sandwich. The mixed metaphors don&amp;#039;t really make sense, but that hasn&amp;#039;t stopped us from wondering exactly what kind of sandwich this would be. What kind of sandwich is sugar-coated, anyway? Not tofu, since @SatanSandwich already accused one politics writer of eating the meat substitute. He also says he goes &amp;quot;well with Dijon mustard,&amp;quot; which makes even less sense. We&amp;#039;re assuming it can&amp;#039;t be anything too delicious, but it&amp;#039;s probably sloppy and proudly American. And sweet, since the devil is traditionally associated with very rich, nutritionally lacking foodstuffs. Our best guess at this point is a Newt Gingrich meatball sub stuffed with a glazed donut. If anyone has any better ideas, please let us know. PLUS: A Sandwich for Every 2012 Presidential Candidate &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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