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"FacebookPinterest\n\nFirst there was the Great Depression, then the '73 gas crisis, and now this: According to Kraft Foods Group, we are in the midst of a full-blown Velveeta shortage. Grim times. Kraft spokeswoman Jody Moore told Ad Age yesterday, \"Given the incredible popularity of Velveeta this time of year, it is possible consumers may not be able to find their favorite product on store shelves over the next couple of weeks.\" That's right folks, our favorite product, that brick-sized hunk of partially plastinated cheese-like substance we've all come to know and love has disappeared from supermarket shelves, leaving a trail of queso-jonesing, artery-clogged fake-cheese addicts suffering in its wake. And right in the heat of \"dip season\" (yep, there's a dip season). According to Moore, the reason is a combination of factors, the main driver being \"high demand.\" Of course it is, IT'S DIP SEASON for god's sake. Come Super Bowl time, what in the hell are we going to pile atop our corn chips? Guacamole?! But not to worry, the good people at Kraft say this is a short-term crisis. Mostly because dip season will eventually end, at which point Velveeta will once again flow from our super markets like chemically processed milk and honey."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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