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" 1. The name is stupid. 2. If you don&amp;#039;t get there by 10:50, you&amp;#039;ll be waiting on the sidewalk with the starving, precaffeinated throng. 3. It takes three hours to get a glass of orange juice, thanks to &amp;quot;the rush.&amp;quot; 4. If you go with three equally fabulous female friends, you&amp;#039;re a clich\u00E9. 5. The hollandaise is made from the butter that was languishing on tables the night before. (Didn&amp;#039;t you read Kitchen Confidential?) 6. Other people. 7. Your only solution to the sweet-or-savory conundrum is to get both the huevos rancheros and the challah French toast (&amp;quot;to share with the table&amp;quot;), eat all 1200 calories, and self-loathe the rest of the day. 8. That ill-advised Bloody Mary will make the afternoon wither like the stalk of rubbery celery in your glass. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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