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" Cheap Shot  &amp;quot;I met this really cute guy out one night, and he called me immediately the next day to hang out. While we were taking a walk through a park, he pulled out a camera and took a picture of us. He said he thought the scenery was beautiful, so I didn&amp;#039;t think anything of it. It was a fun date, but I wasn&amp;#039;t crazy about him so I was going to let it fizzle. A few days later I decided to look him up on Facebook. After searching for awhile, to my surprise (and horror), I came across a VERY familiar picture...the one of us in the park! We&amp;#039;re not Facebook friends, we&amp;#039;re totally not dating, and I hadn&amp;#039;t talked to him since that day, yet he was using the shot as his profile pic! He was trying to make it look like I was his girlfriend.&amp;quot; \u2014Ashley, 23 Philandering Fianc\u00E9 &amp;quot;I went out to a bar with the guys who had performed in a Latin band at my college. One of the soloists \u2014 a grad student \u2014 was there and I was way into him. He was tall, dark, and seductive. After he bought me a few drinks, we made out at the bar...and I couldn&amp;#039;t wait to see him again. But when I looked him up on Facebook, his relationship status said &amp;#039;Engaged.&amp;#039; Now whenever I see him walking around campus holding hands with his fianc\u00E9e, we exchange awkward glances.&amp;quot; \u2014Elaine, 23 What a Drag! &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;d been dating this guy for two months when I began to pick up on weird little things about him. He took a lot of time getting ready, and he was almost too eager to go shopping with me. But I&amp;#039;d always chalk it up to him being really sensitive and wanting to spend a lot of time with me. Then one day I figured out how to log into his MySpace account, and I decided to check out all of the pics he&amp;#039;d marked &amp;#039;private.&amp;#039; What I found made my jaw drop, to say the least. It turns out my boyfriend was a drag queen \u2014 and apparently a really good one! There were pictures of him wearing sashes and being crowned the winner of various beauty competitions. I called and ended things with no explanation because I didn&amp;#039;t even know where to start.&amp;quot; \u2014Tara, 22 Casual Ex &amp;quot;My ex and I were &amp;#039;officially&amp;#039; over, but we were in that shady post-relationship phase where we still hung out and hooked up a lot. He was supposed to come over one night but called and said he&amp;#039;d come down with a cold and wasn&amp;#039;t going to be able to drop by. I didn&amp;#039;t think much of it, but then the next day when I looked on his Facebook wall, I saw some girl had thanked him for &amp;#039;a great time last night&amp;#039; and asked when she could see him again. Apparently he was well on his way to getting over me.&amp;quot; \u2014Moira, 25 Feminine Mystique  &amp;quot;A friend introduced me to an amazing guy, and we instantly hit it off. He was charming, well-mannered, and seemed to have great taste. Not the mention the fact that we had awesome sexual chemistry. I was crazy about him...until I took a look at his MySpace page. I was shocked to find that his favorite TV shows were The Hills, Gossip Girl, and America&amp;#039;s Next Top Model. But wait, it gets better: His &amp;#039;Who I&amp;#039;d Like to Meet&amp;#039; said Audrey Hepburn and Madonna, and his favorite color? Hot pink. I was too embarrassed to ask him if he was straight or gay, and haven&amp;#039;t called him since.&amp;quot; \u2014Clare, 21 How Do You Spell L-O-S-E-R? &amp;quot;I was crushing on this cute guy who was a friend of a friend&amp;#039;s. Because I didn&amp;#039;t have the balls to add him as a Facebook friend, I asked my pal to go into his profile so I could see what he was all about. Not only was he holding an alcoholic beverage in each picture, but virtually every word on the entire page was spelled wrong \u2014 &amp;#039;lyk&amp;#039; for &amp;#039;like,&amp;#039; and &amp;#039;dat&amp;#039; for &amp;#039;that,&amp;#039; etc. \u2014 seemingly on purpose. It was so bizarre because he was very well spoken and had a great vocabulary. He apparently thought is was really cool to misspell things, but it was a major turn-off.&amp;quot; \u2014Sharon, 25 For the Birds &amp;quot;My boyfriend has a pet cockatiel that he&amp;#039;s oddly attached to. I don&amp;#039;t really mind the thing, but when he pays more attention to the bird than he does to me, it gets on my nerves. Once during a little tiff, I told him that since he loved the bird so much, he should create a MySpace account as a shrine to it. I was obviously joking but a few days later when I was browsing around his top friends, I saw a profile for his bird! It had an &amp;#039;About Me&amp;#039; section, favorite music, likes and dislikes...tons of details. I couldn&amp;#039;t believe he took it seriously and was so embarrassed I almost broke up with him.&amp;quot; \u2014Lily, 20 Highest Bidder &amp;quot;There&amp;#039;s an Facebook application called &amp;#039;Friends for Sale&amp;#039; where you pretend to buy your favorite friends. I&amp;#039;d dated a guy for about four months before he invited me to join. I played along with the silly game and &amp;#039;bought&amp;#039; him, but the next day some random girl bought him from me. So of course, I bought him again, and pretty soon we were in an all-out buying war. The following week, I got a message from her asking why I wanted him so badly for myself. I responded that I was just about to ask her the same question. She answered, &amp;#039;Because he&amp;#039;s my boyfriend!&amp;#039; After a few more exchanges, we realized we were both being duped by the same guy.&amp;quot; \u2014Alicia, 21 Do you have a story about something hilarious/hideous you found on a guy&amp;#039;s online profile? Comment below and tell us! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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