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"  On a scale of 1 to Amy Poehler, this throwback mag is a one million. The deeply arched brows, the narrow nose, the close-lipped smile. The cocktail.  We were digging through our collection of ridiculously cool vintage magazines when we stumbled upon this pre-Amy Amy. Then we died. I mean, is Amy Poehler actually a vampire, capable of eternal life and sparkling in the sun? Is Cosmo a magazine that not only covers pop culture, but predicts it some 80 years in the future? Is it just a coincidence that we discovered this prophetic March issue in the month of freaking March? NO SIR.  To paraphrase a line from Amy&amp;#039;s seminal classic Mean Girls, this isn&amp;#039;t a regular mag, it&amp;#039;s a cool mag. It&amp;#039;s rockin&amp;#039; one leg. It&amp;#039;s going to hell, but for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff.  Update: Watch Amy Poehler recreate this cover on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:       Obsess over more old-school Cosmo covers here. Photo: Hearst/Getty  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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