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"Without fail, Etsy is a great place to find unique, handmade items. It's also great for purchasing the mummified remains of dead animals. \nTaxidermy might not thrill everyone, but if you want to surprise a loved one on her birthday, giving the gift of a perfectly preserved rat tail will be remembered for years to come.\nSEE ALSO: 10 Weirdest Things for Sale on eBay\n\n1. A dead guinea pig, for the little cousin who can't seem to keep his pets alive.\n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, Asylum Artwork\nMake sure to point out its zombie like appearance, zombies are super popular with kids these days.\n2. A goat blood pendant, for you BFF who loves unique jewelry.\n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, Asylum Artwork\nThe deep red will really pop.\n3. A mink jaw, to leave under your pillow for the tooth fairy.\n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, Zombeerazeroddities\nPocket change will be spent and forgotten, but a mink jaw is forever.\n4. A fetus necklace, or your baby-crazed friend.\n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, katarinanavane\nThe tiny fetus isn't real, but the cat rib it's hanging from sure is.\n5. A rotton tooth spoon, for kids who don't want to brush their teeth.\n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, Melizzardlegs\n6. For those who want to fear a fox tooth discreetly.\n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, DeadGoodJewellery\nSometimes tooth-related jewelry should be understated. \n7. Turkey vertebrae earrings, for the hosts of Thanksgiving dinner. \n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, nickransom\n8. A mummified cat, for the mom who has always wanted a cat, but is allergic to them.\n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, BsBootyandAnimalAlex\n9. For those who think a mummified cat is too mainstream, the preserved head of a Coypu.\n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, GrimFaerieTales\n10. A mongoose paw encased in glass, for the lover of statement jewelry. \n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, TheCuriositeer\n11. A rat's tail, for your office holiday grab bag. \n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, Afterlifeartwork\nIt's unisex.\n12. A ram's heart box for Snow White's huntsman.\n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, ChimeraCurio\n13. A preserved squid tentacle, for fish lovers.\n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, JungleJewels\n14. A vial holding a preserved gecko, for the friend who loved dissecting frogs in science class.\n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, Furries\nOr for Geico employees. \n15. And as a treat to yourself, an ermine head in a jar. \n\nImage courtesy of Etsy, BlackBearBathSalts\nHomepage image courtesy of Flickr, kneffphotography"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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