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"I have an ongoing argument with a coworker about wearing mock turtlenecks as business-casual attire. He thinks they are awful and out of style. I wear mock turtlenecks for business-casual functions with nice dress pants and shoes. I thought you could end this argument once and for all."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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