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"  Ramona&amp;#039;s got everyone in a tizzy. Will she be able to wriggle out of her atrocious behavior last week? Will she ever gain insight? Will we ever stop shaking our heads at her crazy remarks? Let&amp;#039;s find out! Carole: Emily Post never gave a good gift. Carole is writing a piece on gift-giving for Town and Country. Unfortunately, Carole, the greatest writer of our age, has nothing to say about giving gifts. Thank god she knows Luann, a real author who wrote a real book about real issues. Carole calls the countess up and she rushes right over to give the bestselling author advice. Here&amp;#039;s what we learned from Carole: She considers Luann a more legitimate writer than Aviva. Here&amp;#039;s what we learned from the countess about gift-giving: Hostesses love candles and wine; never bring flowers without a vase (were you raised in a barn?); if you&amp;#039;re giving a gift to a man with whom you&amp;#039;ve had sex, make it a massage, cologne, or a book. Question for the countess: Is it tacky to give him your book? I&amp;#039;m sure Carole has a few copies laying around. Heather: I&amp;#039;ll find you a therapist. Heather is rightfully pissed about all the shenanigans Ramona pulled last week. She isn&amp;#039;t even going to pretend to buy Ramona&amp;#039;s version of events (Ramona couldn&amp;#039;t stay because the Berkshires bring up old trauma) and has arranged a dinner to trap Ramona into talking about what happened. Poor Heather. You&amp;#039;re going to have to start feeding Ramona Pinot pretty early in the morning to get her drunk enough to fool her. Of course the Singer Stinger knows exactly what&amp;#039;s happening when Luann forces her into a booth in the restaurant. That&amp;#039;s when Ramona freaks out. Heather tries to keep the peace but between Ramona snarling like a dog with rabies \u2014 Did you see that? She almost bit Luann \u2014 and Sonja slurring something about shouting, it was impossible. Ramona slipped through everyone&amp;#039;s fingers again with promises to seek help. Heather probably immediately went home and started sourcing referrals, but it was all for naught. In a voiceover only seconds after her vow to take her emotional issues seriously, Ramona stated that she didn&amp;#039;t need therapy. What she needed was for everyone to shut up. Hope that dinner wasn&amp;#039;t too expensive, mama. Sonja: Don&amp;#039;t you love a good jumpsuit? I don&amp;#039;t know. Sonja didn&amp;#039;t do much this episode. She joined the ladies for Ramona&amp;#039;s failed intervention but spent a good portion of the time showing off her new jumpsuit. Then she made it perfectly clear that she didn&amp;#039;t care that Ramona left the Berkshires and was rude to the others; what Sonja cares about is that she wasn&amp;#039;t invited to come along. Sonja just wants to be included. Of course Sonja started drinking early into the intervention, so when push comes to shove she just slurred about wanting to yell with everyone else and then just looked confused for a while. There&amp;#039;s really been no big story for Sonja this season. She dated a younger man, she did &amp;quot;burlesque,&amp;quot; she continued to live under the threat of losing her house \u2014 but nothing has actually happened. Well, she peed on the floor earlier this season, so I guess there&amp;#039;s that. She&amp;#039;s just so \u2026 ineffective. Kristen: There&amp;#039;s a first time for everything. Oh Kristen. Her life is just so sad. I&amp;#039;m not one to publicly discuss people&amp;#039;s relationships, but when you go on a reality show you have to understand that the cameras are going to catch everything. And what they&amp;#039;re catching \u2014 Kristen yelling at her husband who never appears on-screen without branded apparel \u2014 isn&amp;#039;t good. Kristen&amp;#039;s husband is clearly a very busy person, but his work has gotten to Kristen. He&amp;#039;s never home and even when he is, he&amp;#039;s on his phone with work. He shows up to participate in his child&amp;#039;s physical therapy and ends up just sending emails the entire time. And then, when Kristen points out that they never spend time together and that she&amp;#039;d like him to be more romantic, he blames her. Sure, Kristen may not be in the kitchen all day (her husband says he&amp;#039;ll spend time with her when she puts meals on the table), but she doesn&amp;#039;t deserve to be neglected and infantilized. She&amp;#039;s an adult and should be treated as such and every week we see the opposite happening. It&amp;#039;s gotten to the point that it&amp;#039;s hard for me to listen to her tagline because I can&amp;#039;t tell if her husband told her that &amp;quot;at least she&amp;#039;s pretty&amp;quot; as a joke or in earnest. Ramona: Who gives a shit about Molly Sims? Kristen wants flowers? She&amp;#039;s about to get some (without a vase, tsk tsk), but not from the person she&amp;#039;d like. After squirming out of her intervention (where she screamed &amp;quot;Who gives a shit about Molly Sims?&amp;quot;), Ramona goes to meet Kristen (who refused to participate in said intervention) to discuss the abuse Ramona&amp;#039;s heaped on her. It does not go well. Ramona does things only on her terms. If you want Ramona to apologize, she&amp;#039;ll apologize how she wants to. And if you&amp;#039;re not grateful for the crumbs she gives you, well, she&amp;#039;ll just snatch those right out of your hand and hit you with a frying pan. I know that&amp;#039;s a ridiculous analogy, but that appears what she keeps doing this season. After she apologizes to Kristen, Kristen wants to talk about what happened. To Ramona, however, her apology is the end, and if Kristen doesn&amp;#039;t want to accept it, she&amp;#039;ll just get mean again. I don&amp;#039;t get why anyone still films with Ramona. Is it because they&amp;#039;re afraid they might become the new villain if they don&amp;#039;t? She&amp;#039;s become fairly insufferable and at this point in the season even her husband is done with her. I guess she makes for good TV, but it&amp;#039;s the same thing every week. Can&amp;#039;t we get some turtle time in here? And please, for the love of all that is holy, can we get Molly Sims to come to the reunion? Next week: Dog Funeral. Sonja&amp;#039;s dog, of course. RELATED: I Wanna Marry Harry Premiere Recap: Meet the Lovetestants Follow Mark on Twitter. Photo Credit: Bravo "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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