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" 1 &amp;quot;Finally someone took my damn pic outside!&amp;quot;  2 &amp;quot;Excuse me. Did you just cut the check-in line?&amp;quot; 3 &amp;quot;Are these extensions applied with glue, because I&amp;#039;m allergic. I will break out into a rash. It will not be good.&amp;quot; 4 &amp;quot;Mom!&amp;quot; 5 &amp;quot;I just want to jump into this bin of Diet Coke. This is my dream!&amp;quot; 6 &amp;quot;Grindr is not Google.&amp;quot;   7 &amp;quot;We&amp;#039;ve had too many carbs today to be this bitchy.&amp;quot;  8 &amp;quot;I had a really good thought and then I lost it.&amp;quot; 9 &amp;quot;Do people think we actually buy this stuff?&amp;quot; 10 &amp;quot;This man is looking at me. This man is looking at me!&amp;quot;  11 &amp;quot;He&amp;#039;s old and fat. You heard it here first.&amp;quot;  12 &amp;quot;I just need to dye my eyebrows back and then I&amp;#039;ll be out.&amp;quot; 13 &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m pissed I missed the streaker.&amp;quot;   14 &amp;quot;Can you take a picture of me pretending to eat this burger?&amp;quot; 15 &amp;quot;I love your coat&amp;quot; \u2014Woman 1 &amp;quot;Oh this is actually a blanket.&amp;quot; \u2014Woman 2 16&amp;quot;The problem having anorexic friends is they pass everything on to me and I end up eating way more then I should!&amp;quot; 17 &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ve noticed a lot less weirdos this year&amp;quot; \u2014Woman in fur coat and crop top &amp;quot;I think it&amp;#039;s because of the tighter security.&amp;quot; \u2014Woman in purple lipstick 18 &amp;quot;Can I have a drag off your mophie?&amp;quot; 19 &amp;quot;Did you hear ________ is pregnant?&amp;quot; \u2014Woman &amp;quot;Does she know who the father is?&amp;quot; \u2014Man 20 &amp;quot;Who doesn&amp;#039;t love a cropped palazzo pant?&amp;quot; 21 &amp;quot;That phtotgrapher is cute. Oh wait. Nevermind. He looked better with the camera in front of his face.&amp;quot; 22 &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ve never seen people try so hard.&amp;quot;  23 &amp;quot;Standing is the new front row.&amp;quot;  24 &amp;quot;I only have one show tomorrow and I&amp;#039;m OK with that.&amp;quot; \u2014Woman 1 &amp;quot;Well you&amp;#039;ve been working so hard.&amp;quot; \u2014Woman 2 &amp;quot;I know! I&amp;#039;m exhausted.&amp;quot; \u2014Woman 1 &amp;quot;Have you found a job yet?&amp;quot; \u2014Woman 2 25 &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ve seen Joe Jonas more this fashion week than my own team.&amp;quot;  26 &amp;quot;This hot chocolate smells like cum.&amp;quot; 27 &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m supposed to be front row.&amp;quot; \u2014Woman checking in at show &amp;quot;No. You&amp;#039;re definitely not.&amp;quot; \u2014Man behind desk  28 &amp;quot;I like to be a little buzzed, but in control enough to fight off a rapist.&amp;quot; 29 &amp;quot;I got kicked out and cavity searched.&amp;quot; 30 &amp;quot;Oh wow. You&amp;#039;re smart. Get away from me.&amp;quot;   31 &amp;quot;Can I take your picture?&amp;quot; \u2014Woman &amp;quot;Who are you?&amp;quot; \u2014Man 32 &amp;quot;We&amp;#039;re almost there! Help me get my jacket on my shoulders.&amp;quot; 33 &amp;quot;Ninety percent of the stuff in that show was a rip-off.&amp;quot;  34 &amp;quot;Black ice is trending.&amp;quot;  35 &amp;quot;Lines are for the lame.&amp;quot;  36 &amp;quot;Those oysters look gross. I bet they&amp;#039;ll make you throw up.&amp;quot; \u2014Woman double-fisting Champagne &amp;quot;Great. Get me six.&amp;quot; \u2014Man  37 &amp;quot;Does that drink come with his number?&amp;quot; \u2014Man 1 &amp;quot;I love cute boys serving drinks. Serving anything, really.&amp;quot; \u2014Man 2 38 &amp;quot;I mean, I get it, your mom is dead, but we&amp;#039;re trying to have a meeting.&amp;quot; 39 &amp;quot;Favorites are bullshit. If you&amp;#039;re not going to retweet, fuck off.&amp;quot; 40 &amp;quot;Your hair looks great. You should sell it to me. This is Malaysian curly. This shit&amp;#039;s expensive. This was my whole fashion week budget.&amp;quot; 41 &amp;quot;Are you going to wear yours tomorrow?&amp;quot; \u2014Woman at Target&amp;#039;s Peter Pilotto collection pre-shop event&amp;quot;No. You can&amp;#039;t wear this stuff in New York. Everyone will know.&amp;quot; \u2014Her &amp;quot;friend&amp;quot; 42 &amp;quot;Oh my god, she&amp;#039;s wearing Peter Pilotto for Target. Desperate.&amp;quot; 43 &amp;quot;These were expensive. They better be cool!&amp;quot; 44 &amp;quot;Shivering burns calories.&amp;quot; 45 &amp;quot;Have you seen anything good today?&amp;quot; \u2014Man in third row &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; \u2014Woman in second row&amp;quot;Well, you won&amp;#039;t see it here.&amp;quot; \u2014Man in third row &amp;quot;I hate Fashion Week.&amp;quot; \u2014Woman in second row Follow Charles on Twitter. 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