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"  You know how people love to talk about the idea of &amp;quot;unplugging&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;getting away from it all,&amp;quot; which sounds good in theory but fake in reality? With the universe&amp;#039;s first self-proclaimed Twitter hotel, you can finally take a vacay without being bothered by disgusting things like &amp;quot;relaxation&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;total isolation.&amp;quot; Ew! The Sol Wave House Hotel, on the Spanish island of Mallorca, opened in 2012 as a party spot for Cool Youngs, a reputation the hotel is pushing this year with a campaign highlighting its &amp;quot;Twitter experience,&amp;quot; which seems to mostly mean there are hashtags prominently displayed on signage throughout the resort.  According to a press release, guests can live it up in a virtual community called #SocialWave that is only accessible on the hotel&amp;#039;s WiFi\u2014clearly intended to be a sluttier version of Tinder, allowing you to not only meet and flirt digitally with other hotel guests but actually go back to your room and poke them (to use a mixed social media metaphor). Guests can also tweet requests to hotel staffers, which I definitely hope means that enthusiastically tweeting tropical drink emoji results in a poolside delivery, but could just mean something boring like you can tweet them to confirm your reservation.  Here are a few photos from the property:     As a professional social media editor, it sometimes hurts my soul when people try to make Twitter happen IRL; like, is there anything more cringe-worthy than news anchors awkwardly reading tweets out loud on TV? But! I obviously still want to go to this tropical paradise and maybe actually live there forever. Who&amp;#039;s with me? #Meetup by the #pool?  Elisa is Cosmo&amp;#039;s social media editor. Tweet her @elisabenson.   Image via Sol Wave House Hotel "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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