<http://schema.org/articleBody>
"Have you ever had a morning where you are sure there&amp;#039;s got to be a hidden camera in your house? This morning, I laid my clothes out on my bed, stepped into the bathroom to brush my teeth, then stepped back out to see my bra flying through the air, wrapped around the neck of a charging kitten. I chased him all over the house before we both wiped out on the kitchen floor and slammed into the fridge. I laid there on the floor, semi-dressed with a kitten on my chest and a bra in my hand and thought &amp;quot;Where&amp;#039;s the camera??&amp;quot; What a way to start a morning! Then I finally got dressed and Anna looked at me and said &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re wearing that?&amp;quot; Now wait a minute - that&amp;#039;s supposed to be my line, isn&amp;#039;t it? I was assured that I looked entirely too frumpy and since her Dad left, I haven&amp;#039;t tried to remedy that. I badly needed new clothes, as far as she&amp;#039;s concerned. Then she told me she was going to call Stacy and Clinton on &amp;quot;What Not To Wear&amp;quot; and nominate me for a makeover. I just imagined them pawing through my current wardrobe, wondering why all my bras are in the litterbox. This is all just part and parcel to the mayhem that is my life. I exist in a world of chaotic single parenting, underwater budgets, children hitting puberty with the force of a hurricane and cats with psychotic agendas. No wonder I&amp;#039;m so frazzled all the time! If I could get a camera crew to follow me around for just one week, I&amp;#039;d have a hit show on my hands and make a fortune. Hey, if Honey Boo Boo can do it, so can I! Did you ever feel like your life would make a great reality show? Why? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.womansday.com/relationships/dating-marriage/a47545/great-reality-show/>