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"We declared sexting the new dirty talk since it&amp;#x27;s just easier than saying the words out loud, but one company is trying to bring back its retro predecessor, phone sex. Dejamor, a company that already provides a monthly subscription of his-and-hers boxes of sexy goodies, has now introduced &amp;quot;Sexy Tales.&amp;quot; And to be even more retro than an actual phone call, they&amp;#x27;re pulling in elements of those old-school books you loved back in the day: Choose Your Own Adventure. No seriously. Choose Your Own Adventure phone sex. How does it work? You call in and record 10 short messages, using their &amp;quot;female read&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;male read&amp;quot; scripts. Then you give your partner a number to call, and he can listen to your story and choose the options he likes best. Now, this definitely solves the problem of not knowing what to say if you&amp;#x27;re attempting some gold old-fashioned phone dirty talk. But I&amp;#x27;m not sure I could get any of it out with a straight face. For the record, for a female read script, you can choose a &amp;quot;mildly spicy&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;very spicy&amp;quot; script, but both made me blush (and cracked me up). For the sake of our shy readers, I&amp;#x27;m not printing excerpts, but you can read them here if you&amp;#x27;re a saucy little minx. If you think this would spice things up with your guy, go for it. If you think it&amp;#x27;s more belly-laughable than shiver-inducing, I&amp;#x27;m thinking it would be a hilarious bachelorette party activity. Either way, it&amp;#x27;s kind of great. Would you ever leave your guy a dirty message? Of your own making, or using a script like this? More talking tips: *The DOs &amp;amp; DON&amp;#x27;Ts of Phone Sex *The 5 Inevitable Stages of Phone Sex *7 Ways to Feel More Comfortable (and Less Pervy) While Having Phone Sex Photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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