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"If your apocalypse bunker still lacks the proper provisions of flashlights, canned goods and zombie-slaying sticks, fear not, because it turns out the Mayans' message may have just been lost in translation.\nGood news: The world isn't ending.\nBad news: Now you only have 5 days to finish your Christmas shopping.\nBONUS: 10 Videos to Help You Survive the Apocalypse \n\n\n\nApocalyptic Videos\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. John Hodgman's Apocalypse Survival 101\n\nNever trust a corgi. Never. \nJohn Hodgman, author and frequent contributor to the Daily Show, gives his two cents about surviving doomsday, blood waves and all of the dogs. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Ex-TECH-nsive Preparation \n\nWorld coming to an end? Obviously there's an app for that. \nThe Tech Feed's Scott Bromley explains. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. Timeless Capsule\nBecause if you're covered in insulation, the apocalypse won't get you. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. So The World is Ending? No Need to Fear\nJust grab whiskey, bullets, bacon and beer. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. The Healthy Apocalypse\nSelf-improvement to avoid world destruction. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Don't Be Krazy\nYouTube user Krazy Jason knows what's up when it comes to zombie preparation. Watch what he's got to say. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Guns and Gardens \nBecause botany and brain-brashing go together like Turner and Hooch.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. \"Happy Holida --- argh, it's biting my neck!!\"\nJust because a pack of brain-hungry monsters destroyed your town doesn't mean you can't still enjoy your holiday turkey. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. Early Preparation \nOne Los Angeles man says he's always prepared for a zombie apocalypse. Always. Here's how you can be, too. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. And Finally ....\nThis. Just listen to it on repeat and you'll be fine. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nComic by Lance Ulanoff"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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