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" No matter the gender of the people involved, relationships all have their highs, their lows, their internal freak-outs, and their oh-how-I-love-you moments (which are promptly forgotten as soon as we get mad again). Here are eight ways our gay relationships are just as awesome/miserable as yours. 1. We will pretend to like your favorite TV shows so you&amp;#039;ll date us.  We&amp;#039;ve all gotta start somewhere, so why not on a foundation of lies that we tell you so that you want to spend your time with us slash fall in love with us?! YOU LIKE FINDING BIGFOOT?! OMG US TOO. Remember that part where \u2026 Oh shoot, mom is calling, brb \u2026 *scrambles to watch entire first season before next hangout*  2. WE WANT TO HAVE SEX NOW, PLEASE?!  We all think it&amp;#039;s really great when you push your hair behind your ear like that. Or whatever, it&amp;#039;s fine. Our first three dates were really great. Remember all those times you pushed your hair behind your ear like that?! WE ARE FINE. Three dates is, like, so many dates and you should. We should. It&amp;#039;s. Fine. You just. YOU LOOK GREAT. Sorry for screaming. Do you want to come over because if we don&amp;#039;t have sex soon brains are going to explode. Great.  3. We&amp;#039;re still terrified about having to meet your friends.  You and your friends have history together, you have old inside jokes, you know everything about one another. We&amp;#039;re still getting to know you and don&amp;#039;t want your friends to think we&amp;#039;re dumb, but then we forget to take off our Demi Lovato phone cover so now they are probably judging us. They&amp;#039;re judging us. Are they judging us? Do your friends like us. DO THEY LIKE US IS OUR QUESTION.  4. We end up spending way too much time in bed together. You&amp;#039;re warm, we&amp;#039;re warm, outside is cold, Netflix is here, sexytime is AWESOME, why would we get out of bed? Name one good reason.  5. Your ex makes us feel weird.  We&amp;#039;ve been dating for a solid four months. That&amp;#039;s not a life sentence or anything, but I mean come on. Does your ex have to text you at 2 a.m.?! We both know why she&amp;#039;s doing that, so we are glad you&amp;#039;re not going to \u2014 HOLD THE PHONE. LITERALLY. YOU RESPONDED?! Commence: fighting.  6. We fight.  Don&amp;#039;t talk to us, we will be busy ignoring you. Why aren&amp;#039;t you talking to us?  7. We&amp;#039;re equal parts excited and terrified about moving in together. OK, a few rules. (1) We don&amp;#039;t use your dishes because why do you have plastic plates? (2) We are not afraid to start a chore chart. (3) This cat is now your cat too, so feeding and litter duties also fall to you. (4) What is that chair? NOPE. (5) On moving day we will hate you for at least 2.5 hours.  8. Even though you steal the blankets/leave the milk out/roll your eyes at us, we can&amp;#039;t help but love your stupid, dumb, perfect face. Sure, you annoy the living hell out of us, and yesssss if you roll your eyes at me ONE MORE TIME I WILL BE OUT THAT DOOR BUT UGH, those eyes, that heart, that face \u2026 Don&amp;#039;t you ever tell anyone I said all those nice things. Just come here and hug me, you big idiot. *heart eyes emoji*  RELATED: 14 Things You Should Never Say to a Gay Man How Do I Know If I&amp;#039;m Gay? Kristin Russo lives in New York City and holds a master&amp;#039;s degree in gender studies. Dannielle Owens-Reid lives in Los Angeles where she rehearses stand-up comedy in front of her cat. Together they run the website  everyoneisgay.com. Do you have questions or topic requests for Kristin and Dannielle? Ask them HERE. Photo Credit: ABC "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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