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"  He envied Alex from The Bachelor just a little too much. He has four toothbrushes in his bathroom, and all but one are pastel.  He explains that all the girls in his vacation photos are &amp;quot;friends.&amp;quot;  He committed your number to memory without even having to write it down.  Instead of sweets, his candy jar is filled with flavored condoms.   He can&amp;#039;t walk through a room full of women without lifting up his shirt and rubbing his abs.   There&amp;#039;s a lava lamp/camcorder/massage-oil collection by his bed.   His pager goes off more times in a night than a doctor&amp;#039;s does in a week.   "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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