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" Some people get really into Halloween. David Freese, giving new meaning to the phrase &amp;quot;zero to hero.&amp;quot; Lindsay Lohan, the opposite of that. Seven billion people. Still no jetpacks. Obama kicks ass on Leno, which is saying something. Obama goes to Roscoe&amp;#039;s. The most press Lou Reed has gotten in a while. Rhett Gutierrez, blind quarterback. Tebowing. Not the Oakland PD. Or the NBA. The landline, R.I.P. Amber Heard, with whom we certainly wouldn&amp;#039;t mind spending a rum-fueled trip to Puerto Rico. Of course, we wouldn&amp;#039;t mind some rum regardless. Heidi Klum, with whom we would rather spend every Halloween, ever, than anyone else. &amp;quot;Hold on, man. We don&amp;#039;t go anywhere with &amp;#039;scary,&amp;#039; &amp;#039;spooky,&amp;#039; &amp;#039;haunted,&amp;#039; or &amp;#039;forbidden&amp;#039; in the title.&amp;quot; \u2014Shaggy "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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