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" &amp;quot;So it is with readin&amp;#039;. I&amp;#039;m tol&amp;#039; I ought to read more be Hogan, who&amp;#039;s wan iv th&amp;#039; best-read an&amp;#039; mos&amp;#039; ignorant men I know. Well, maybe I ought, though whin I was a young man, an&amp;#039; was helpin&amp;#039; to build up this counthry, th&amp;#039; principal use iv lithrachoor was as a weepin. In thim days, if a little boy was seen readin&amp;#039; a book, his father took it away fr&amp;#039;m him an&amp;#039; bate him on th&amp;#039; head with it. Me father was th&amp;#039; mos&amp;#039; accyrate man in th&amp;#039; wurruld with letthers. He found th&amp;#039; range nachrally, an&amp;#039; he cud wing anny wan iv us with th&amp;#039; &amp;#039;Lives iv th&amp;#039; Saints&amp;#039; as far as he cud see.&amp;quot; -- Finley Peter Dunne, 1899.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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