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"FacebookPinterest\n\n Courtesy of the two women sitting at the table next to GQ at dinner last night, the best summation I've heard of what it's like to attend a political convention as an exhausted, overstimulated guest. (And yes, that is their refuse above. As proof.)\n\nWoman 1: [Staring at her iPhone.] Oh my God. Everyone on Facebook has a photo from today with Jeff Bridges!\n\nWoman 2: [Staring into space.] Mama's ready for sweatpants.\n\nExit.\n\nTHE END\n\n Read more on Death Race 2012\n\nExclusive: GQ Reveals Paul Ryan's Secret Service Code Name!\n\nNancy Pelosi Fails to Come Up With an Inspiring Answer to \"Are We Better Off Than We Were Four Years Ago?\"\n\nThe First Man I Meet In Charlotte Shows Why Obama Is In Real Trouble Here\n\nHigh Above America, Power Brokers Moving About the Cabin\n\n Follow Reid Cherlin on Twitter for more updates from the campaign trail."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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