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"  1. Just livin.&amp;amp;#146; Bummer, I thought I was clicking on the profile of a dead man. I&amp;amp;#146;ve always wanted half-ghost children. 2. Livin&amp;amp;#146; life to the fullest. So what is your definition of the &amp;amp;#147;fullest life?&amp;amp;#148; Did you compete in the Tour de France and cure cancer with a free hand? Did you cry a single diamond tear as you took in the majesty of the Grand Canyon? Because from what I can tell, all you&amp;amp;#146;re doing is drinking a lot with your friends and putting your arm around a busty woman who has a big Photoshopped bar over her face. Or like, the floating elbow of a cropped ex out of frame. 3. &amp;quot;Live every week like it&amp;amp;#146;s shark week.&amp;quot; Are you sure you&amp;amp;#146;re not one of the popular guys from my high school? Class of 2009? Jared Levy, is that you? I can see your popped collar from space. 4. Listing &amp;amp;#147;chilling&amp;amp;#148; or &amp;quot;chilling with friends&amp;quot; as one of their interests. Do we interpret this as smoking weed? If so, that&amp;#039;s a little better, because I kind of just envision this as sitting on a couch staring into space for 20 minutes a day. I am disturbed that this is so high up on your list, and also it&amp;#039;s something all humans pretty much like doing. 5. &amp;amp;#147;Looking for someone to go on adventures with&amp;amp;#148; The thing is, the worst idea for a first date is to embark on an inescapable all-day excursion that you can&amp;amp;#146;t slither out of with an &amp;amp;#147;emergency&amp;amp;#148; or an &amp;amp;#147;I&amp;amp;#146;m tired,&amp;amp;#148; because you are eating octopus on Mars while searching for the Treasure of the Sierra Madre, or whatever the fuck. I consider one overpriced Jason Statham movie, an awkward, forced conversation over a few glasses of merlot and a game of boob-grab outside your apartment my adventure threshold.  Look: Literally all I want to know is if you&amp;amp;#146;re going to try to make me ride a bike. If you&amp;amp;#146;re not going to, we cool. 6. &amp;amp;#147;West Coast guy living in an East Coast world&amp;amp;#148; Not only am I not down with the stereotypes of either coast, but this may as well read &amp;amp;#147;WARNING: Believes in the restorative power of nature. Will recommend The Dao of Pooh to you right after sex.&amp;amp;#148; Keep &amp;amp;#145;em moving. 7. Any Will Ferrell quote from any movie. Do I like Will Ferrell movies? Yeah. Am I thrilled when your favorite quote, the quote that you truly feel defines you &amp;amp;#151; in a world where quotes from Dorothy Parker and George Carlin are easily accessible on the Internet &amp;amp;#151; is the &amp;quot;My apartment smells of rich mahogany&amp;quot; monologue from Anchorman? No. (I will be slightly more tolerant if it&amp;#039;s the Ashley Schaeffer &amp;quot;In my plums speech from Eastbound and Down, because I&amp;#039;ve never laughed harder in my life.) 8. &amp;amp;#147;Always up for trying new things&amp;amp;#148;  I mostly just interpret this as &amp;amp;#147;Will you do anal? I just really want to try anal.&amp;amp;#148; 9. &amp;amp;#147;6&amp;amp;#146;2&amp;amp;#148; 220&amp;amp;#148; Like many of these, stats up front are a signature of the &amp;quot;brofile.&amp;quot; In a way, I have a weird appreciation for listing height right off the bat. But a full-on list of your physical attributes like that comes off pretty arrogant. It doesn&amp;amp;#146;t help that these types always post shirtless photos. 10. What kind of music do you like? All music. Really? So I can play  all of these songs during sex? It&amp;#039;s your funeral. 11. &amp;quot;Not your typical finance guy.&amp;quot; Ironically, writing this makes you a typical finance guy.  Follow Anna on Twitter.   Via Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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