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"1. Stare at them. Yeah your partner sees boobs all the time in movies and magazines or whatever but have they seen, I mean really seen, YOURS??!! Yours are fantastic! Like, seriously epic. Has he ever taken a long look at them? Like really taken it all in? As I write this I&amp;#039;m topless and across from a mirror. I can only imagine how cool it&amp;#039;d be if that mirror was a guy. 2. Acknowledge your nipples. Have him go a step beyond touching them or teasing them and really reach out and tell them, &amp;quot;I know you feel neglected and honestly that&amp;#039;s so messed up. You&amp;#039;re a really important part of these boobs. Maybe we haven&amp;#039;t acknowledged it fully before but I couldn&amp;#039;t touch your boobs without you.&amp;quot; And then if the budget allows, have him offer them a raise. 3. Use them as challenging dinner plates. Place a wobbly egg on top of your right breast and a lopsided tomato on the other one with some sort of dipping sauce in between. Even if it doesn&amp;#039;t go great, you both get to eat food that&amp;#039;s touched boobs. 4. Draw circles around each boob and a line between them and put his face on them like they&amp;#039;re glasses. And then have him pretend he can&amp;#039;t see anything and must need a new prescription. 5. Paint your friends&amp;#039; faces on them and have him practice meeting them. &amp;quot;So you&amp;#039;re Kerri&amp;#039;s friend from work, huh? I really like those earrings that are tiny pieces of pasta I stuck to the sides of your boobs that I&amp;#039;m pretending is your face. I think this is going well!&amp;quot;   6. Bounce a quarter off them. Normally &amp;quot;You could bounce a quarter off that&amp;quot; is reserved for asses but what the hell, you&amp;#039;ve got a quarter and some time to kill. Investigate!   7. Have him read them quotes from his high school yearbook. &amp;quot;Aw, check it out! All my high school friends knew how important the summer was to me and they all remembered to wish me a good one. High school was so great, boobs.&amp;quot;   8. Cut out the bottom of a basket and serve your boobs alongside various fruits and cheeses. This one&amp;#039;s kind of like the popcorn bucket thing except no one is terrified at the end and you just get to see your boobs in a cut-out Easter basket surrounded by lettuce leaves and Gruyere. Bonus points: He takes a photo of the spread because this is a really hard angle and you deserve to see your boobs like this. Follow Lane on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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