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"Another week, another crazy, crazy episode of True Blood. There was a lot going on in Bon Temps this week, but ONE thing in particular reeaaallyyy stood out. But first, let&amp;#x27;s recap! Mirror, Mirror As Sheriff Bellefleur hauls the would-be killer off to jail, Luna&amp;#x27;s freaking out. She wants to kill the shifter haters before they can attack again, and Sam has to talk her down. After he leaves the hospital, she flips out and changes into Sam. Weiirrrrddd. But, as we learned last season thanks to Sam&amp;#x27;s brother, changing into another human is dangerous business. She&amp;#x27;s worried she&amp;#x27;s going to die, and it&amp;#x27;s kind of hilarious to watch a tender love scene where Sam nurses Sam. Before my eyes can suffer anymore, Luna changes back. Thank GAWD. True Religion? The partiers return to Authority HQ all bloody and cray cray from their adventures. Eric can obviously sense something is wrong, but the rest all say Lilith sanctions their actions. Later, Salome asks Bill to feed on a woman who is begging him not to for the sake of her child. He has a flashback to his own daughter dying and asking him to make her a vampire. But I guess he&amp;#x27;s over the moral thing, because Bill feeds on the woman. Later, Eric tells Nora that her mind is clouded and Godric would be sickened. She says to eff Godric. She&amp;#x27;s in this to win this. At an Authority meeting, Bill suggests destroying all the True Blood factories to force vamps to mainstream. Eric looks at Bill like, &amp;quot;Hey, WTF?&amp;quot; But Bill says he&amp;#x27;s evolving. Oy. The Fairy-Vamp Connection Sookie&amp;#x27;s throwing fairy balls of light all around and trying to dump her powers because she&amp;#x27;s tired of being a supe. Jason reminds her that it&amp;#x27;s the one thing they could use to help find who killed their parents. She agrees, and they go talk to the fairies, who tell them to meet at the bridge where the murders took place. Apparently Sookie has the ability to remember events from the past through her mother&amp;#x27;s eyes. It works, until Sookie also starts psychically bonding to the vampire, too. They don&amp;#x27;t know for sure who the vampire was, but now they know his name (that I tried listening to a million times and still can&amp;#x27;t figure out what they were saying). Later that night, the creepy vampire appears to Sookie in a bad special effects form and says he&amp;#x27;s coming for her. Dun dun dun... Other Notes of Interest: -Hoyt&amp;#x27;s hate group gives him the chance to kill Jessica, but he decides to let her go with a &amp;quot;F*ck you, Jess.&amp;quot; Way to go, Hoyt! Backbone, yeah! -Alcide&amp;#x27;s butt was the best thing about last night&amp;#x27;s episode: -Loved Lafayette&amp;#x27;s fake medium mumbo-gumbo until it actually started working. Saw that plot twist coming a mile away, but that doesn&amp;#x27;t mean I didn&amp;#x27;t enjoy it. -Ugh, that ex high school classmate of Tara&amp;#x27;s is a B. &amp;quot;Now you&amp;#x27;re a member of two minorities!&amp;quot; Shut up. Best Line of the Episode: &amp;quot;I connected with your boyfriend well enough to f*ck him,&amp;quot; Tara said, putting the high school B in her place. What did you think of this crazy episode? I can&amp;#x27;t wait to see what happens next week! More TV fun... *Our Pop Culture DOs and DON&amp;#x27;Ts of the Week *Happy Endings Scoop--Just for You! *The Dancing With the Stars All-Star Cast Is Announced! Photo: HBO "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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