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"What often gets lost amongst all the flying and painting and partying is that Mario, he's just a regular dude. He's a blue red collar plumber just looking to earn an honest days pay, hangout with his lady and occasionally deliver a racing kart to unsuspecting Tennesseans. When the artist formerly known as Jump Man rang the bell of Nathanial Stehley to drop off his West Coast Customs-built ride, we can only imagine what went through his mind -- probably something about not eating Toad's relatives.Tim: \"Honey, there's a plumber on the porch again.\"Michael: \"Wrong castle, buddy. All the 'word-up' posturing in the world won't get me to bring out Princess Peach.\"Brian: \"You called for a plumber?\"Jon: \"Imma da new mailman. Yeah, M is for mailman.\"Joe: \"So, uh, you brought the mushrooms, right?\"Dan: \"Yeah, the name's Cooper. King Cooper. You wanna see my girl? You'll have to go through me, pal.\"Brad: \"I'm sorry Mario, but your princess is in another condo.\"Dante: \"What do you mean you were expecting Xzibit?\"Terrence: \"Hey Pauline, this guy says he knows you.\"Zach Lutz: \"In a desperate attempt to return to the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario swallows his pride and asks for directions.\"James: \"I told you before Mario, Princess doesn't want to see you, you have to stop calling like this.\"Richard Lai: \"Which part of 'stay 100 yards away from her' do you not understand?\"Sean Buckley: \"I'm a bit short on change, mind if I bang my head on your wall for a little while?\"David: \"No, I don't have any 'powerups' today, come back tomorrow.\"Darren: \"All I do is win, win, win no matter what.\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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