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"By now, you've probably narrowed down your New Year's resolutions. Perhaps you've chosen one of our favorite WTF resolutions, such as \"Stop using my cat as an excuse for a boyfriend.\" \nOur friends Nitrozac and Snaggy at The Joy of Tech did some eavesdropping during the recent holiday celebration, and discovered the New Year's resolutions of tech celebrities such as Tim Cook, Mark Zuckerberg, Jony Ive, Steve Ballmer and even Apple's stock: \n\nSEE ALSO: Previous comics\nComic illustration provided by The Joy of Tech. Published with permission; all rights reserved."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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