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" &amp;quot;While filing papers one day at my job, I had to crouch down to squeeze some papers into a low cabinet. When I returned to my desk, my coworker, who is so hot that he could double as a male model, stopped by and asked, &amp;#039;Is your father a plumber?&amp;#039; I was confused, so I decided to respond in my most casually sexy voice &amp;#039;No, why do you ask?&amp;#039; He started laughing and leaned in close to whisper, &amp;#039;Well, you must get your plumber&amp;#039;s crack from somewhere.&amp;#039; Apparently, when I had bent down to file, my butt was hanging halfway out of my pants.&amp;quot; -Alisha, 28 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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