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" (Optional soundtrack to this blog post...)      Can we all agree now that, in addition to his being a colossal dick, Rick Santorum is simply about 25 degrees off plumb? I mean, almost 20 years after a lot of people gathered in upstate New York to have fun without Rick Santorum&amp;#039;s permission, and he was still complaining about it? &amp;quot;Woodstock is the great American orgy. This is who the Democratic Party has become. They have become the party of Woodstock. The prey upon our most basic primal lusts, and that&amp;#039;s sex. And the whole abortion culture, it&amp;#039;s not about life. It&amp;#039;s about sexual freedom. That&amp;#039;s what it&amp;#039;s about. Homosexuality. It&amp;#039;s about sexual freedom.&amp;quot;  Sexual freedom is a bad thing. Rick Santorum knows this. There&amp;#039;s is nothing about &amp;quot;life&amp;quot; in all that unauthorized canoodling that&amp;#039;s going on. People think they&amp;#039;re having fun, but they&amp;#039;re really not. Rick knows fun. This should be the final death knell for all those attempts \u2014 Remember &amp;quot;South Park Conservativism&amp;quot;? \u2014 to make American conservatism cool. I was so much more impressed with American conservatism when it was the province of those old iron white men, standing athwart history, shouting, &amp;quot;Stop doing all those rock and roll jungle narcotics!&amp;quot; They didn&amp;#039;t want to be cool. They thought cool was something for which you needed shots. We were all better for that. We knew where we stood. By comparison, here&amp;#039;s the incumbent president of the United States, sitting in with B.B. King, at a White House concert saluting the blues:      (My totally objective analysis: The prez has a nice voice for the insinuating style of Al Green but, as a blues shouter, he ain&amp;#039;t no Bobby Bland.)  Tell me who&amp;#039;s more about life. Tell me who&amp;#039;s more about goddamn America. EARLIER: Obama&amp;#039;s Al Green vs. Romney&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;Who Let the Dogs Out? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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