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"This is not an April Fools&amp;#x27; joke (that I know of), you guys. I don&amp;#x27;t joke about bacon. If the bacon craze hadn&amp;#x27;t already jumped the shark, it has now pole-vaulted over it, leaving a fatty, greasy mess in its wake. Because now there are bacon condoms. J&amp;amp;D&amp;#x27;s Foods, which claims &amp;quot;Everything should taste like bacon,&amp;quot; really, really means it. J&amp;amp;amp;D&amp;#x27;s new Bacon Condoms come in a convenient 3-pack #Bacon strip.#MakeYourMeatLookLikeMeat for only $9.99. twitter.com/BaconSalt/stat&amp;amp;#133;&amp;amp;mdash; J&amp;amp;amp;D&amp;#x27;s Foods (@BaconSalt) March 28, 2013 In case you were wondering if it was just a packaging gimmick for regular old condoms... Curious what a #Bacon Condom looks like? #MakeYourMeatLookLikeMeat #PorkSword check it out: twitter.com/BaconSalt/stat&amp;amp;#133;&amp;amp;mdash; J&amp;amp;amp;D&amp;#x27;s Foods (@BaconSalt) March 28, 2013 ....nope. SO meaty, as they say. The condoms, $9.99 for a three-pack, are currently sold out, but you can console yourself in the meantime with an early J &amp;amp; D product, bacon lube. I&amp;#x27;m not sure this what what the Gates Foundation had in mind when it proposed a &amp;quot;Next Generation&amp;quot; condom. But I am pretty sure that as great as both bacon and sex are, they aren&amp;#x27;t going to challenge chocolate and peanut butter as the Greatest Combination of All Time. Some things should just stay separate, don&amp;#x27;t cha think? What do you think of these hilarious bacon condoms? Would your guy think they were funny or disgusting? Other, less meaty condoms to try: *Bar-Coded Condoms Track Where You Have Sex Because It&amp;#x27;s the Future *The Funniest Condoms You&amp;#x27;ll See All Day! *Hump for Others: How You Can Help Developing Countries by Having Sex Photos: Twitter via @BaconSalt"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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