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"Well, we all knew it was too good to be true. With Bookgate dead and forgotten (like Aviva, who did not appear on this episode), it was only a matter of time before more drama would rise like a phoenix from the ashes and take its place. And now we have Ramonagate. This could mean the end of Ramonja and the beginning of Ramona&amp;#039;s downward spiral. Please, please let that be the case. Heather: It&amp;#039;s not that hot, girl! Poor Heather. She tried to have a nice weekend in the country and it all seemed like it might be perfect. The weather was good, the Elvis impersonator she hired was a hit with Kristen (Kristen LOVES Elvis) and there were so many fun activities that there almost didn&amp;#039;t seem to be room for drama. And even after Ramona busted Kristen&amp;#039;s lip wide open, Heather still thought the weekend could be salvaged. Wrong. Your biggest mistake, Heather, was trying to make things not about Ramona. This is your second season and you should know that even when something&amp;#039;s not about Ramona, it&amp;#039;s about Ramona. And if you fight that, you&amp;#039;re going to have a bad time. (Or a good time. I know Heather was upset that Ramona left early and lied to her, but come on, mama: Didn&amp;#039;t you all have a better time without her?) (Tell the truth!) Kristen: What she did to me was white trash. Kristen was so angry at Ramona that she almost didn&amp;#039;t drink her pinot grigio, and with good reason! I wouldn&amp;#039;t drink the vinegary wine of the person who broke my face either. Especially if that person apologized by saying, &amp;quot;You made me do it.&amp;quot; What kind of third-grade logic is that? When Kristen and Ramona were arguing (Ramona comes from the school of &amp;quot;If I&amp;#039;m louder I am right&amp;quot;), it seemed that Ramona was always one step away from grabbing Kristen&amp;#039;s arm, bashing it into her face, and screaming &amp;quot;Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself, you big baby!&amp;quot; Later in the episode Sonja tried to explain to Kristen why Ramona did what she did, but you know how it is with Sonja. One second she&amp;#039;s coherent and making an excellent point and the next she&amp;#039;s hiding under a tree and talking about being a squirrel in an apron. I don&amp;#039;t know. Whatever was happening during that discussion was not good. Sonja wanted to stand up for her friend but just turned into a blubbering mess that embarrassed everyone. Kristen looked horrified. I don&amp;#039;t think Kristen is coming back next season, you guys. Sonja: You are not your dad! I can&amp;#039;t. I am 300% done with Sonja because whatever is going on with her is both sad and annoying. She is like a lost puppy who will do anything for love (except stop peeing on the carpet). Unfortunately, this week she learned that when you go looking for love from Ramona, you&amp;#039;re barking up the wrong tree. Ramona left Heather&amp;#039;s lovely weekend getaway early and didn&amp;#039;t tell Sonja. What&amp;#039;s more, she did it while Sonja was busy yelling at Kristen for being mean to Ramona. And then, as Sonja was trying to explain away Ramona&amp;#039;s leaving \u2014 She&amp;#039;s having a hard time! She was abused as a child! \u2014 a picture of Ramona dancing at a party in the Hamptons came in and you could almost see Sonja&amp;#039;s face crumple in sadness (&amp;quot;almost&amp;quot; because the Botox wouldn&amp;#039;t allow actual movement). How sad it must be to spend a day defending your friend for her behavior and then learn that your friend doesn&amp;#039;t give a shit about your feelings. How heartbreaking it must have been to be Sonja at that moment. For shame, Ramona. For shame! Ramona: Who are you to get me wet? We&amp;#039;re all going to have to agree that Ramona is suffering from a personality disorder. There is no other explanation for the sheer lunacy she is giving us. First, she continues blaming Kristen for getting her lip cut open \u2014 since hurting Kristen wasn&amp;#039;t Ramona&amp;#039;s intent, she has no reason to take responsibility \u2014 and second, she fakes a panic attack in order to get out of staying at Heather&amp;#039;s house for a second night. It&amp;#039;s hard to tell which is more heinous here. Since victim-blaming was covered last week, let&amp;#039;s talk about Ramona&amp;#039;s grand exit from the Berkshires. It was sad, it was manipulative and it was insulting to people who are living with trauma or suffer from panic attacks. Look, I get not wanting to be somewhere, but you&amp;#039;re an adult. If you want to leave, leave. If people are mad, they&amp;#039;re mad. Please trust me that they&amp;#039;ll be even more mad if you plan an exit strategy \u2014 How does Ramona know someone with a plane? \u2014 and then pretend to have an emotional breakdown to give yourself a cover. No one will buy it. Except Sonja. And even she will get wise. At some point. I hope. There&amp;#039;s literally no excuse for the way Ramona acted. I have no doubt she was traumatized by her father but to use the trauma as a ploy to get out of something? Gross. And I hope no one lets her squirm out of taking responsibility. You don&amp;#039;t get to dance at Molly Sims&amp;#039;s house for free, Singer. Carole: That was some act. You said it, Carole. Thanks for driving Ramona to the airport! Luann: Let&amp;#039;s get one thing straight: Provoke is a verb, not an adjective. Never change, Luann. Never change. Next week: Ramona tries to ugly-cry her way out of confrontation. Follow Mark on Twitter. Photo credit: Bravo "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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