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"FacebookPinterest\n\n\u00B7\u00B7\u00B7\n\nMike Judge\n\nRole on Silicon Valley: Series co-creator\n\nDream Start-up: \"Shortest distance to the largest number of dicks. Location-based service. It kind of uses a center of-gravity calculation, assuming every dick weighs the same amount.\"\n\n\u00B7\u00B7\u00B7\n\nT. J. Miller\n\nRole on Silicon Valley: Minority stakeholder, incubator founder\n\nDream Start-up: \"An app where you press it and it makes a fart sound, and then, when you turn to tell somebody it's just an app, a recording of your voice says, 'It was me, it was me. I was the one who made small mistakes along the way.' \"\n\n\u00B7\u00B7\u00B7\n\nKumail Nanjiani\n\nRole on Silicon Valley: Lead engineer\n\nDream Start-up: Frootle. \"A banana that when you bite into it, there's ice cream inside. I know you can't grow ice cream from a tree inside a banana\u2014I'm not an idiot. But I feel like if we could somehow accomplish this... People are going to be like, 'You can dip it in ice cream.' That's not what I want. I want it in the middle of the banana.\"\n\n\u00B7\u00B7\u00B7\n\nZach Woods\n\nRole on Silicon Valley: Head of business development\n\nDream Start-up: Analog. \"A service that delivers a leather-bound volume that explains basic things about the Internet that you should already understand. Every month a milk truck would pull up to your door and they give you a physical volume.\"\n\n\u00B7\u00B7\u00B7\n\nThomas Middleditch\n\nRole on Silicon Valley: Founder, CEO\n\nDream Start-up: \"It'd be cool to have a thing on your door that when you open it, it would trigger random positive/negative crowd reactions. So you'd get home and it would go, 'Oh, boo!' Or, like, 'Yay!' It would be called PersonalLiveStudioAudience.com.\"\n\n\u00B7\u00B7\u00B7\n\nMartin Starr\n\nRole on Silicon Valley: Systems architect\n\nDream Start-up: \"You want me to innovate on the spot? That's kind of fucked-up. Okay, a self-cleaning shower\u2014 a shower where you don't have to do anything. It takes about sixty seconds. It brushes your teeth, washes your hair, takes care of your armpits, washes the crack. You know what I'm talking about.\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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