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"FacebookPinterestSTYLEGUYARCHIVE_Rubric.gif\n\nEvery lost umbrella is found. So, are you a finder or a loser? Most of us are a bit of both, and it evens out in the end. I used to leave umbrellas everywhere, but I've gotten a lot better at keeping them since I switched to carrying pricier ones; I was tired of cheap umbrellas imploding in a gale. When it's stormy, I usually take my golf umbrella, which covers a bigger area and is strong enough for about a three-club wind. I have held on to my tartan Black Fleece umbrella for about a year now, but I'd never dare borrow my wife's Hermes, which costs more than the BlackBerry I lost last year."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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