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"This is likely the first and last time that a Die Hard parody will be described as \"adorable.\"\nYouTube animal channel The Pet Collective worked its puppy magic on the 1988 action flick for its latest pet parody video. \nSee also: 15 Themed Planes for Die-Hard Fans\nInstead of a sweaty Bruce Willis, New York City detective John McClan is played by a heavy-breathing pug in a tank top. Watch this chubby little pup trot his way to victory over the film's ruthless villains.\nPreviously, The Pet Collective lent its animal prowess to other parodies, including Frozen, Mean Girls and The Lion King\nHave something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.\nBONUS: 30 Movies Turning 30 in 2014\n\n\n\n30 Movies Turning 30 in 2014\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. The Natural\n\n\"Red, it took me 16 years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got.\" - Roy Hobbs (Robert Redford)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Karate Kid\n\n\"We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.\" - Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita)\n\nImage: Tumblr msmorra\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. The NeverEnding Story\n\n\"Having a luck dragon with you is the only way to go on a quest.\" - Falcor\n\nImage: Tumblr chicka-chicka-gifs\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Ghostbusters\n\n\"Back off man, I'm a scientist.\" - Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray)\n\nImage: Tumblr gif-it-me\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Footloose\n\n\"Did you ever get busted for bopping?\" - Ren McCormack (Kevin Bacon)\n\nImage: Tumblr hellomymoodis\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Spinal Tap\n\n\"You can't really dust for vomit.\" - Nigel Tufnel (Christopher Guest)\n\nImage: Tumblr clairedenis\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Purple Rain\n\n\"That ain't lake Minnetonka.\" - The Kid (Prince)\n\nImage: Tumblr roguexxx\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Breakin'\n\nWe can only imagine the hospital rooms that were filled with people who said, \"Oh that's easy, I can totally do that head spinny thing.\"\n\nImage: Tumblr mbransons\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. Gremlins\n\n\"Uh oh.\" - Gizmo\n\nImage: Tumblr totalfilm\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. Romancing the Stone\n\n\"Read it and weep. I always do.\" - Joan Wilder (Kathleen Turner)\n\nImage: Tumblr bellecs\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. The Muppets Take Manhattan\n\n\"I'm staying! You hear that, New York? THE FROG IS STAYING!\" - Kermit\n\nImage: Tumblr zoearcher\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n12. Revenge of the Nerds\n\n\"I say we blow the f*ckers up.\" - Booger (Curtis Armstrong)\n\nImage: Tumblr do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n13. Bachelor Party\n\n\"Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.\" - Ryko (Michael Dudikoff)\n\nImage: Tumblr televandalist\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n14. Sixteen Candles\n\n\"Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?\" - Farmer Ted (Anthony Michael Hall)\n\nImage: Tumblr smileslovesyou\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n15. Splash\n\n\"I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's... she's a fish.\" - Allen Bauer (Tom Hanks)\n\nImage: Tumblr chloboatsailing\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n16. Red Dawn\n\n\"C'mon! We're all going to die, die standing up!\" - Jed (Patrick Swayze)\n\nImage: Tumblr riverph0enix\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n17. The Terminator\n\n\"I'll be back.\" - The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger)\n\nImage: Tumblr do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n18. Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom\n\n\"It's okay, kid. It's me.\" - Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford)\n\nImage: Tumblr hopeless-evil\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n19. Amadeus\n\n\"Forgive me, Majesty. I am a vulgar man! But I assure you, my music is not.\" - Mozart (Tim Hulce)\n\nImage: Tumblr thekingsahni\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n20. Beverly Hills Cop\n\n\"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the f*ckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?\" - Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy)\n\nImage: Tumblr totalfilm\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n21. Police Academy\n\n\"Don't move, dirtbag!\" - Laverne Hooks (Marion Ramsey)\n\nImage: Tumblr in-love-with-movies\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n22. Top Secret!\n\n\"For as long as a single man is forced to cower under the iron fist of oppression, as long as a child cries out in the night, or an actor can be elected president, we must continue the struggle.\" - Hillary Flammond (Lucy Gutteridge)\n\nImage: Tumblr thrillyourwill\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n23. Dune\n\n\"He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing.\" - Paul Atreides (Kyle MacLachlan)\n\nImage: Tumblr thats-n0-moon\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n24. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock\n\n\"I have been and ever shall be your friend.\" - Spock (Leonard Nemoy)\n\nImage: Tumblr startrekgifs\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n25. The Last Starfighter\n\n\"Teriffic. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.\" - Alex Rogan (Lance Guest)\n\nImage: Tumblr vdo-androidsdreamof-electricsheep\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n26. A Nightmare on Elm Street\n\n\"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy.\" - Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund)\n\nImage: Tumblr n0tyouraveragesu1cide\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n27. Children of the Corn\n\n\"Outlander! Outlander! We have your woman!\" - Isaac (John Franklin)\n\nImage: Tumblr horrorslut\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n28. Firestarter\n\n\"If I do something bad, will you still love me?\" - Charlie McGee (Drew Barrymore)\n\nImage: Tumblr whatisabitch\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n29. Repo Man\n\n\"A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.\" - Bud (Harry Dean Stanton)\n\nImage: Tumblr retro-fiend\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n30. Nineteen Eighty-Four\n\n\"Thoughtcrime is death.\" - Winston Smith (John Hurt)\n\nImage: Tumblr futurastic\n\n\n\n\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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