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"It's Christmas Eve, so you'd expect that Santa and his little elves are fraught with stress. \nBut not this year. Santa is substituting his reindeer and sleigh for something more high tech.  \nSee also: Track Santa's Christmas Route With Google, Microsoft\nIn this Unearthed Comics drawing, artist Sara Zimmerman illustrates how Santa upgraded to a 21st-century system for present delivery. \n\nBONUS: These 24 Santas Are More Extreme Than You\n\n\n\nExtreme Santas\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRiding a Motorcycle\nIf your first thought was that Santa joined a naughty biker gang, know that these biking santas are collecting money for \"La Cabaude,\" a French charity that distributes toys and candy.\n\nImage: JEAN-SEBASTIEN EVRARD/AFP/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRiding a Motorcycle\nYou can find Santa doing the same in Zurich as well.\n\nImage: FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhite Water Rafting\nOther preferred modes of transport over the sleigh include: white water rafts.\n\nImage: STRINGER/AFP/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBumping Cars\nAnd bumper cars.\n\nImage: TORKIL ADSERSEN/AFP/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSack Racing\nThe Santa Winter Games in G\u00E4llivare, Sweden, are a sort of Santa Claus Olympics, where jolly red giants compete in events like \"Porridge-eating\" and a dance-off.\n\nImage: JONATHAN NACKSTRAND/AFP/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBungee Jumping\nIn Kuta, Bali, Santa Claus takes a break from delivering toys and jumps off a cliff.\n\nImage: SONNY TUMBELAKA/AFP/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSurfing\nShould anyone be surprised that when in Los Angeles, Santa likes to surf?\n\nImage: FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTeaching Kids to Surf\nWell, you might be surprised to learn that he also teaches lessons.\n\nImage: SONNY TUMBELAKA/AFP/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRunning Five Kilometers\nThe rumors of Santa being a large, fat man are largely untrue. Here, as you can see, he is clearly quite fit.\n\nImage: PAUL ELLIS/AFP/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBeing a Penguin\nBREAKING: Santa is actually a penguin.\n\nImage: Chung Sung-Jun/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPenguins\nHe also feeds penguins. Who, according to the previous photo, are also him.\n\nImage: Chung Sung-Jun/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPenguins\nThe penguins have gathered around a tree, in which Santa's likeness appears.\n\nImage: ChinaFotoPress/ChinaFotoPress via Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPenguins\nThis is getting too meta.\n\nImage: Chung Sung-Jun/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRiding Rollercoasters\nSanta also likes roller coasters...\n\nImage: MICHAEL LATZ/AFP/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWaterskiing\n...and waterskiing.\n\nImage: Mark Wilson/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTouring Baghdad\nHe supports the troops.\n\nImage: ALI AL-SAADI/AFP/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSkydiving\nIn Sydney, Santa dives out of a plane and lands in the ocean...\n\nImage: Brendon Thorne/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSwimming with Fish\nWhere he joins a school of fish...\n\nImage: KAZUHIRO NOGI/AFP/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTraining Dolphins\nThen, bursting out of the water in Tokyo...\n\nImage: YOSHIKAZU TSUNO/AFP/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCleaning Windows\nhe... cleans windows?\n\nImage: KAZUHIRO NOGI/AFP/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCurling\nWhen back in the cold weather, Santa likes to play curling.\n\nImage: Barcroft Media/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPlaying Soccer\nHe's not very good at some sports.\n\nImage: Phil Cole/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPerforming with the Chicago Bulls\nBut he's great at others.\n\nImage: Gary Dineen/NBAE via Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDiving into Barcelona's Old Harbour\nSo, if you happen to be out there in the big world and see Santa doing something crazy \u2013 don't hesitate. Dive right in and join him!\n\nImage: David Ramos/Getty Images\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHomepage image: Flickr, wwarby. Comic illustration courtesy of Unearthed Comics. Published with permission; all rights reserved. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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