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" 1. Loudest And Most Unexpected Cheering While Andi is the reported Bachelorette front-runner, the crowd went nuts for &amp;quot;Free Spirit&amp;quot; Lucy, whose headbands and exposed boobs were clearly gone but not forgotten. Seriously, we&amp;#039;d be in a way more interesting, much drunker place if she and Victoria were the final two. Unfortunately, we don&amp;#039;t hear much from Lucy. Because her mind is elsewhere. Can&amp;#039;t blame her. 2. Biggest Shit-Stirrer As Lauren tells Chris that she expected more of a connection with Juan Pablo, Kellie calls her out on singing a different tune than she was in the house. &amp;quot;You were crying over him.&amp;quot; It appears that Kellie&amp;#039;s gonna be the table-flipping Teresa Giudice of this season&amp;#039;s women-tell-all. 3. The First Woman To Finally Call Juan Pablo Out Oh, the sweet, sweet gratification of someone finally calling Juan Pablo on his hypocritical bullshit: Kat points out that homeboy pulled the daughter card whenever he pleased, and told Renee he wanted to set a good example by not kissing her and then turned around and made out with Clare. Even Chris agrees: &amp;quot;The rules did change as far as kissing and being intimate.&amp;quot; You bet. This woman agrees.  Later, Andi slams JP for being utterly self-obsessed in the Fantasy Suite, even though I&amp;#039;m still 90 percent sure the real reason it didn&amp;#039;t work out was because he has a chode. Ees not okay. 4. Harshest Moment Sharleen on Juan Pablo&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;swim&amp;quot; with Clare in Vietnam: &amp;quot;I think he had a case of buyer&amp;#039;s remorse.&amp;quot; Hmm. Defending a dude for slut-shaming a woman is beneath someone as sophisticated as you, Sharleen. 5. Most Bullshit Defense Of Juan Pablo &amp;quot;I found him very curious. He wanted to know about me, and about other lifestyles.&amp;quot; Sharleen&amp;#039;s losing me at this point, since her whole schtick this episode seems to be &amp;quot;He liked me so much that he was different around me, but yeah, I&amp;#039;m sure he was totes a jerk to all of you second-tier women!&amp;quot; Also, a cute reminder that Cassandra is 22 and has a negligible vocabulary: 6. Second Biggest Lie Of The Entire Season Juan Pablo: &amp;quot;I didn&amp;#039;t come here to kiss 27 women.&amp;quot; (The first biggest lie was a few weeks ago, when he said he &amp;quot;thinks a lot.&amp;quot; LOLOLOLZOLZOZL.) 7. Happiest Moment Renee, blushing, admits that she is now in a &amp;quot;situation&amp;quot; and does not want to jinx it. Yay, Renee! (Although I&amp;#039;d have loved to see her as the next Bachelorette.) 8. Least Convincing Way To Say You&amp;#039;re Not A Homophobe The high point of the evening was Kellie sticking it to Juan Pablo about his now-infamous &amp;quot;gay people are more pervert&amp;quot; comments. His defense is more or less what you&amp;#039;d expect. &amp;quot;My gay friends called me up and told me &amp;#039;They took this out of context.&amp;#039; [\u2026] They can&amp;#039;t help it, they were born that way.&amp;quot; Point 1: Juan Pablo has 0.00 gay friends. Point 2: When you realize you&amp;#039;ve angered the gay community, your go-to should always be to quote Lady Gaga.  Previously:  20 Completely Bizarre Moments From The Bachelor: Week 6 13 Completely Bizarre Moments From The Bachelor: Week 7 15 Completely Bizarre Moments From The Bachelor: Week 5 16 Insane Moments From The Bachelor: Week 4 13 Insane Moments From The Bachelor: Week 3 14 Insane Moments From The Bachelor: Week 2 11 Insane Moments From The Bachelor Premiere The Bachelor: Countdown To Juan Pablo Recap   Follow Anna on Twitter.   Photo Credit: ABC "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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