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" Prepare nothing and be confident. I have no idea what I&amp;#039;m going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. If you start questioning your toast, you&amp;#039;re in a lot of trouble. So find the right attitude and go with it. Riff on the guy for most of it. Just be sure to be respectful. If you don&amp;#039;t know him that well, make fun of the dinner. Be sure not to say something sappy in the middle of the toast. You put kindness in the middle and everybody will leave. Do kindness at the end. I call it my rabbi speech. It&amp;#039;s where you let the honoree know that you really care about him. That&amp;#039;s why you&amp;#039;re there. Because you shouldn&amp;#039;t be toasting someone you don&amp;#039;t like. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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