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"Today is the day I learned that Bruno Mars has sisters. Four sisters! Locked out of heaven? More like locked out of the bathroom, amiright ladies? (Sorry. It&amp;#x27;s been a long, hot day.) What&amp;#x27;s more, they&amp;#x27;re a band called the Lylas. And now the four girls&amp;amp;#8212;Jaime Kailani Bayo and Tiara, Tahiti and Presley Hernandez&amp;amp;#8212;are getting their own reality show on WeTV (also called The Lylas). It&amp;#x27;ll follow their move from Hawaii to L.A. as they ramp up their music career. I&amp;#x27;m a sucker for a sister show, and I like that the girls are all in different places personally&amp;amp;#8212;Jaime has a family, while the younger girls can still party. No word on whether the Mars-man himself will make random appearances, but two things are for sure: 1) I now understand why he seems to have such ease with the ladies, and 2) if he does pop up, I think we can agree he should reprise his turn as Sad Times Square Mouse on SNL. The only thing left to figure out is which of the sisters is which&amp;amp;#8212;and no, I don&amp;#x27;t mean in terms of telling them apart. I mean in the classic sense, a la Khloe is the sassa-ma-frass sister, Kourtney is the sarcastic mellow one, Kim is the high-maintenance serious one. Or the way Meg is the boss, Jo is the free spirit, Beth is the kind soul, and Amy is the bratty attention-seeker. (If you got the first set of sister references but not the second, please SEE YOURSELF OUT. Just kidding. Sort of.) We don&amp;#x27;t have a lot to go on, so I&amp;#x27;m just going to have to use their Twitter bios. Jaime&amp;#x27;s says, &amp;quot;I love.&amp;quot; So that settles that. She&amp;#x27;s the one who&amp;#x27;s all heart. She holds this family together. Tiara&amp;#x27;s says, &amp;quot;Hi I&amp;#x27;m Tiara.&amp;quot; She&amp;#x27;s the no-B.S. one. Tahiti&amp;#x27;s says, &amp;quot;If you don&amp;#x27;t know now you know TWITTAH!&amp;quot; She&amp;#x27;s the funny one and also the one who likes rap puns the best, which makes her a good candidate to be my latest BFF, though I am not looking forward to standing next to anybody who looks that gorgeous just lying in the sand. And Presley&amp;#x27;s says, &amp;quot;Love me or leave me alone!&amp;quot; She&amp;#x27;s the saucy one for sure. Well, now that I&amp;#x27;m done just deciding what everyone&amp;#x27;s personalities are, I&amp;#x27;m pretty excited for this show. And you? Photo: Twitter/Instagram"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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