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" GILBERT GOTTFRIED, Dirty Jokes: Fresh off The Aristocrats, this infamous comedian&amp;#039;s comedian offers up filthy joke after filthy joke, and as a bonus, there&amp;#039;s a ten-minute retelling of the Aristocrats, all ten of which reset the record for the foulest 60 seconds ever pressed to CD. SAMPLE JOKE &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;quot;A man goes to a doctor. He says, &amp;#039;Doctor, I don&amp;#039;t know if my wife has TB or VD.&amp;#039; The doctor says, &amp;#039;Chase her around the bed. If she coughs, fuck her.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;  MIKE BIRBIGLIA, Two Drink Mike: Imagine Jerry Seinfeld if he were remotely conversant with hip-hop and you&amp;#039;re halfway there. SAMPLE JOKE &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;quot;There&amp;#039;s all these sports analogies when you drink. Pregame. Party foul. I like to make up my own. The other day I was like, &amp;#039;I pulled a hamstring.&amp;#039; My friend was like, &amp;#039;What does that mean?&amp;#039; &amp;#039;I threw up on your couch.&amp;#039; I did it again and was like, &amp;#039;30--love.&amp;#039; &amp;quot; LEWIS BLACK, The Carnegie Hall Performance: America&amp;#039;s foremost commentator on everything? Pretty much. Across two CDs, there&amp;#039;s not a moment that will remotely appeal to anyone in a red state. SAMPLE JOKE &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;quot;Unbelievable job we did in New Orleans. I watched that for five days straight, and it was like, wow. Here&amp;#039;s why I don&amp;#039;t understand the inability for people to understand why someone might use profanity: What words do you use on, let&amp;#039;s say, the third day of watching a massive flood, and all sorts of people are wandering around, and you&amp;#039;re looking at your own country that has turned into the Third World? What word do you say? &amp;#039;Oh. Look at that. Pussyfeathers.&amp;#039; The word that kept coming out of my mouth was Holy shit!&amp;quot; EUGENE MIRMAN, En Garde, Society!: Equal parts Andy Kaufman and Andy Warhol, Mirman is about absurdity over laugh-out-loud punch lines. SAMPLE JOKE &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;quot;I was talking to this girl, and she was like, &amp;#039;It&amp;#039;s okay for me to say fag because my brother is gay.&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s a terrible excuse. The reason it&amp;#039;s okay for me to say fag is because I&amp;#039;m full of hate.&amp;quot; Invite Them Up: A 24-comedian, three-CD/DVD set recorded live with David Cross, Aziz Ansari, and Jessi Klein, along with Daily Show contributor DEMETRI MARTIN (left), a low-key guitar strummer who specializes in geeky wordplay and deadpan one-liners \u00C3ff\u00C3, la Steven Wright. SAMPLE JOKES &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;quot;I want to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. . . . I wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille.&amp;quot; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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