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"I recently documented six types of girls who are really, really annoying (slash we&amp;#x27;ve probably all been at some point). Commenter Lizensews made a brilliant suggestion: Why not do the same thing with guys?! Never one to stand in the way of equality, I&amp;amp;#8217;m more than happy to oblige. Without further ado, six guys who will basically make your soul cry the entire time you&amp;amp;#8217;re with them. Bad sign #231: He says, &amp;quot;Dude! You only have 63 followers on Insta?&amp;quot; Don&amp;amp;#8217;t Date This Guy: The One Who&amp;amp;#8217;s Lazy in Bed He apparently doesn&amp;amp;#8217;t know the golden rule, &amp;amp;#8220;Do unto others as you would have them do unto you,&amp;amp;#8221; applies to sex too. First of all, focusing on each other&amp;amp;#8217;s pleasure is part of what makes sex so great. Plus, it says loads about him if he routinely rolls over and falls asleep without making sure you&amp;amp;#8217;re satisfied. If he can&amp;amp;#8217;t see that, may I suggest you see other people? Don&amp;amp;#8217;t Date This Guy: The Jealous Manly Man A touch of jealousy is one thing. Actually expecting you to change how you act, what you wear, or where you go is another. If he hates your guy friends with a passion or gets upset every time you want to hang out with anyone but him, beware. Not only is it obviously annoying, intense jealousy can be a sign that he has deeper issues. Don&amp;amp;#8217;t Date This Guy: The One Who Never Asks You About Yourself This one boils your essence down to a pair of ears, ready and willing to listen to every detail of his life. Some guys get nervous in the beginning and simply forget to extend the courtesy of trying to get to know you. That&amp;amp;#8217;s understandable. But if you&amp;#x27;re officially an item and it still seems like he&amp;#x27;d rather tell stories about himself than listen to any about you, consider kicking this self-absorbed guy to the curb. Don&amp;amp;#8217;t Date This Guy: The Doormat My best friend once broke up with someone who was willing to give up an amazing job opportunity in another state to stay with her, even though they&amp;amp;#8217;d only been together a few months and never talked about being serious. To a degree, it was sweet. But it seemed as if he liked her more than he respected himself, and putting her happiness on such a high pedestal made her aware of a weird power imbalance. Don&amp;amp;#8217;t Date This Guy: The Guy Whose Exes Are All &amp;amp;#8220;Crazy&amp;amp;#8221; We all have exes we&amp;amp;#8217;d rather pretend didn&amp;amp;#8217;t exist, but this is a whole other level. If a guy says all of his past loves are crazy, or something similar, that reflects way more on him than it does on them. Either he doesn&amp;amp;#8217;t care much about the women he&amp;#x27;s been intimate with, or he repeatedly chooses people with serious problems. Not a good sign either way. This is the type of guy who&amp;#x27;ll make an offensive joke and then say it was supposed to be funny. Then, if you get upset over a meaningless &amp;amp;#8220;joke,&amp;amp;#8221; voila: you&amp;amp;#8217;re &amp;amp;#8220;crazy.&amp;amp;#8221; Don&amp;amp;#8217;t Date This Guy: The Bro Who Makes Too Many Sex Jokes He hasn&amp;amp;#8217;t yet realized that &amp;amp;#8220;That&amp;amp;#8217;s what she said!&amp;amp;#8221; went out of fashion a few years ago. Or he asks for your stance on threesomes...on the first date. Sex jokes can certainly have their rightful place in a relationship, but he should be able to gauge the situation accordingly. If he won&amp;amp;#8217;t stop blurting out inappropriate questions and comments even after you&amp;amp;#8217;ve shown it makes you uncomfortable, well, you already know where his head is. There you have it! Have you dealt with these guys in the past? What other types should get added to the list? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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