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" &amp;quot;Th&amp;#039; latest thing in science,&amp;quot; said Mr. Dooley, &amp;quot;is weighin&amp;#039; th&amp;#039; human soul. A fellow up in Matsachoosetts has done it. He weighs ye befure ye die an&amp;#039; he weighs ye afther ye die, an&amp;#039; th&amp;#039; diff&amp;#039;rence is what ye&amp;#039;er soul weighs. He&amp;#039;s discovered that th&amp;#039; av&amp;#039;rage weight iv a soul in New England is six ounces or a little less. Fr&amp;#039;m this he argies that th&amp;#039; conscience isn&amp;#039;t part iv th&amp;#039; soul. If it was th&amp;#039; soul wud be in th&amp;#039; heavyweight class, f&amp;#039;r th&amp;#039; New England conscience is no feather. He thinks it don&amp;#039;t escape with th&amp;#039; soul, but lies burrid in th&amp;#039; roons iv its old fam&amp;#039;ly home-th&amp;#039; liver.&amp;quot; -- Finley Peter Dunne, 1899. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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