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" Once, while driving to Vermont, I was listening to the Sox on the radio, and there was an extended rain delay, and so they ran a whole bunch of the canned stuff that they tape every year at spring training, which was then in Winter Haven, Florida, the Designer Mudflap Capital Of The Known Universe. So the dulcet tones of Joe Castiglione piped up, &amp;quot;Coming next: where are you now, Ted Lepcio?&amp;quot; To which my wife responded: &amp;quot;Who asked?&amp;quot; For some reason, that episode leaped to mind today when I noticed that, in keeping with its philosophy that everyone on TV who talks about politics is a member of One Dimension -- and does not merely think that way -- Tiger Beat On The Potomac produced a feature called: &amp;quot;Answer This: Brian Kilmeade.&amp;quot; Who asked? Kilmeade, as you may or may not know, is the guy Fox hired for its morning show so that the intellectual power of Steve Doocy would not be challenged. Eat a bunch of paste if you have to, but read the whole thing. If you want to know why we&amp;#039;re doomed as a civilization, it&amp;#039;s a hard call whether the answers or the questions here are the best explanation.  Describe your level of ambition. Somewhere between Christopher Columbus and Larry the Cable Guy. You&amp;#039;re president of the United States for enough time to make only one executive decision. What is it? I would start fracking on federal lands.  Some editor thought this was a good idea. My profession needs a public pillory. Certainly, it does. Bartender, a double Prestone, and see what the pundits in the back room will have. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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