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"Captchaism: It's like Astigmatism, but less decipherable. \nSEE ALSO: The Parenting App You'll Never Download\n\nComic written by Larry Lambert, illustrated by Jerry King\n\n\nMore Comics From Jerry King\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDon't Invite FBI Agents to the Summer BBQ\n\nUnfortunately, FBI agents have a hard time distinguishing between types of grilling.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTarzan and Vine Don't Mix as Well as You'd Expect\n\nVine, the video-sharing service owned by Twitter, doesn't explicitly prohibit nudity in its terms of service, but it can get a little inappropriate.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHow to Know When the Glass Is Half Full\n\nIs the glass half empty or half full? Your answer to this question in a given situation really reveals your general outlook in life.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEven Lemmings Have It Rough on Twitter\n\nOne lemming is a small, short-tailed rodent, while the other lemming is a person who unthinkingly joins a mass movement.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSuperman's Gone Commercial\n\nWhat if your favorite superhero chose to take brand endorsements?\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nUrine Trouble With This Two-Factor Authentication\n\nProtecting yourself from cyber criminals requires diligence and making sure you have proper safeguards in place.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHow Apple's Alleged Tax Avoidance Changed Its Image\n\nThe U.S. Senate's Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations claims that Apple didn't pay taxes on at least $74 billion.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhy the Government Hates Google Glass\n\nGoogle Glass is one of the hottest gadgets on the planet right now, but not everyone's a fan.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou Don't Need to Instagram Every Meal\n\nIt's natural to want to post pics of impressive meals on Instagram, but after a while, your followers might start getting annoyed.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWho Would Hack Your Twitter Account?\n\nAll tweeters should be interested in securing their accounts, no matter how big (or small) their following is.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nParenting Hasn't Changed in 5,000 Years\nAnd without the 3G-connection upgrade, Dad says that tablet is essentially a very expensive brick.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWill We Ever Know the Truth About Bane's Capital?\nIt is a legitimate question. How did Bane get all that money to take down Gotham City?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCuriosity Makes Her Biggest Discovery Yet \nWhat NASA didn\u2019t tell you was that Curiosity was really aiming her laser at a male Martian with bad manners. #PewPew\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nLife Lessons From Dad\nListen kid, you know it\u2019s a good movie if you have to wait for Netflix to send it to you by mail.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nLook Who's in Line for the iPhone 5\nWonder how much the president had to pay that chair to wait overnight?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDude, Why Does Your Internet Stink?\nOh you didn\u2019t know that Apple\u2019s latest software update includes Smell-O-Vision?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhen Closed-Minded Is a Good Thing\nBecause everyone knows you have to stuff cotton in your ears to stop the leaks.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSomething Is Missing, Batman\nEven Robin knows it\u2019s all about the little things.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf Christopher Columbus Had Apple Maps\n\nThat would finally explain why Christopher Columbus had such a poor sense of direction.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHow We Followed Elections in the 1800s \n\nIn the pre-technology days of the Wild West, voters had to use their nose to follow their party\u2019s candidate.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWho's Making Money Off Big Bird?\n\nLooks like Sesame Street's resident therapist is going to have a great Christmas.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhy Drug Companies Love Elections\n\nDepression is just one of the many side effects that an undecided voter experiences towards the end of October.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Millennial Vote\n\nLots of young people are engaged in the national discussion, but a few might need a little prodding.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFinally, Relief From Political Ads\n\nNow that's a smear campaign that we can all get behind.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClark Kent on the Demise of Newspapers\n\nInvestigative reporting just isn't what it used to be. Blame it on Twitter.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPetraeus Scandal Is the New Guilty Pleasure\n\nCNN is quickly replacing E! as the go-to channel for juicy reality television.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThis Is Why Your Email Was Hacked\n\nEven Google's two-step authentication can't protect you from naivet\u00E9.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Parenting App You'll Never Download\n\nWhen the evening news anchor said \"Big Brother is watching,\" little Jake thought that meant something totally different.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Real Reason Your Eyesight Stinks\n\nCaptchaism: It's like Astigmatism, but less decipherable.\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDear Dog, Leave a Message at the Tree\n\n\"Hi, this is Dog. I'm not home right now, but go ahead and take a pee, and I'll call you back as soon as possible.\"\nComic written by Larry Lambert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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