<http://schema.org/articleBody>
"New Girl&amp;#x27;s Nick Miller poses an interesting conundrum for me. Theoretically, he should not be attractive&amp;amp;#8212;he&amp;#x27;s a crotchety old man-type who barely understands the basics of grooming&amp;amp;#8212;but yet I consider him the hottest guy on TV at the moment. No, really. If I could choose a TV-show character for a boyfriend, I&amp;#x27;d pick Nick, hands-down. And I think last night&amp;#x27;s episode&amp;amp;#8212;full of Jess-Nick sexual tension and hi-jinx&amp;amp;#8212;best demonstrates this paradox... GROSS NICK MILLER MOMENTS: He hides his old, beat-up car under cardboard boxes. He spits beer back into his cup. He pronounces WIFI &amp;quot;wiffy.&amp;quot; He makes weird faces. He gleefully says, &amp;quot;I found garbage, and it has chocolate on it.&amp;quot; THEN LICKS IT. That is where diseases come from, Nick Miller. Speaking of food from the ground, he&amp;#x27;s totally willing to eat this sour ball from the parking lot floor. HOT NICK MILLER MOMENTS: There&amp;#x27;s still so much sexual tension. When Jess does a &amp;quot;sexy&amp;quot; dance, he immediately agrees she can have the parking spot they&amp;#x27;re all fighting over. He admits that there are more feelings for Jess than he&amp;#x27;s letting on. Then they almost kiss! Gah, Schmidt, you cooler. Do you love Nick as much as I do, or do you prefer Winston or Schmidt? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.glamour.com/entertainment/blogs/obsessed/2013/02/nick-was-kind-of-gross-on-last>