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"I&amp;#x27;m a little amazed how long this week has seemed--doesn&amp;#x27;t New Year&amp;#x27;s Eve feel like it was months ago? It could just be that it&amp;#x27;s dragged a bit because I&amp;#x27;ve been gearing up for the Golden Globes tomorrow (who&amp;#x27;s watching?! Friendly FYI: I&amp;#x27;ll be live-tweeting the show at @glamourmag--follow along!). To me, awards season = the holiday season. Anyway, these six tweets had me laughing through the wait. Enjoy! Apparently New Year&amp;#x27;s feels like a ways back for Sarah Silverman too...19 years back. I&amp;#x27;m still writing &amp;#x27;94 on my checks&amp;amp;mdash; Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) January 8, 2013 I would totally watch this movie. Someone call up Joe Wright, stat! I wish Taylor Swift and I were the youngest and oldest sisters, respectively, of a large Jane Austen-y type family&amp;amp;mdash; Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) January 6, 2013 So, everyone&amp;#x27;s Olympic-crush-turned-butt-of-the-joke Ryan Lochte landed a reality show this week. I, for one, am incredibly excited--if only because we&amp;#x27;ll be gifted with commentary like this from Jimmy Fallon and comedy writer Chase Mitchell. E! has new a reality show about Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte called &amp;amp;#8220;What Would Ryan Lochte Do?&amp;amp;#8221;And everyone was like, &amp;amp;#8220;Swim.&amp;quot; #FallonMono&amp;amp;mdash; jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) January 9, 2013 Congratulations to Ryan Lochte on his new six-episode reality series, &amp;quot;Ryan Lochte Reads Goodnight Moon.&amp;quot;&amp;amp;mdash; Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) January 8, 2013 Sad news, y&amp;#x27;all. As Tracey reported earlier this week, cats are on the way out. BUT comedian Mike Birbiglia&amp;#x27;s got a pretty brilliant idea to keep &amp;#x27;em relevant. Cats need an image makeover. Let&amp;#x27;s call them &amp;quot;miniature tigers.&amp;quot;&amp;amp;mdash; Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) January 9, 2013 And last but not least, the Oscar nominations were announced this week! Hooray! But as my current fake boyfriend John Francis Daley points out, Homeland will likely continue its awards show dominance. Congrats to &amp;quot;Homeland&amp;quot; which was nominated for 26 Oscars, including Best Animated Short Film.&amp;amp;mdash; John Francis Daley (@JohnFDaley) January 10, 2013 Which tweets were you loving this week? Will you be watching the Golden Globes with me tomorrow? Please say yes!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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