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"1. Ewww, you like One Direction? Yes. I guess me bumping their album on repeat didn&amp;#039;t make it clear to you. #RUDE 2. [Insert Band Name Here] are so much better than 1D. Thanks so much for your opinion. It means nothing. 3. 1D are totally manufactured. If by &amp;quot;manufactured,&amp;quot; you mean they were put together by &amp;quot;the man&amp;quot;, AKA Simon Cowell, on The X Factor: UK,then you&amp;#039;ve got us there. #WhoCares? Why does it matter if the boys needed a little help to find each other? Some of the greatest boy bands (and girl groups!) in history did, too. Ever heard of The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, or THE Spice Girls\u2014all bands that were as &amp;quot;manufactured&amp;quot; as they were AMAZING, just like 1D. MORE: 12 Signs You&amp;#039;re A 1D Superfan  4. 1D aren&amp;#039;t a real band. They don&amp;#039;t even dance. Ummm\u2026 You are sorely mistaken. 5. They don&amp;#039;t even play their own instruments. You must not know Niall Horan, 1D&amp;#039;s resident guitar-strumming Irishman. 6. They don&amp;#039;t write their own songs. Sure, they don&amp;#039;t write all of their songs, but the boys have been getting more and more involved in the writing process with every album they release. Nearly every song on Midnight Memories had one of the boys credited as a writer. But seriously\u2014would you say no if Ed Sheeran wanted to write you a few epically romantic ballads? I doubt it. MORE: Ed Sheeran On Writing Songs For 1D 7. So you&amp;#039;re obsessed with carrots, right? Haha. You&amp;#039;re too funny. 8. When&amp;#039;s Harry gonna go solo? Ummm, never? Harry squashed those rumors during an interview with 60 Minutes Australia. When asked if he&amp;#039;d ever go solo, he responded, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m all good, I&amp;#039;m 100% in this band,&amp;quot; which means he&amp;#039;s 100% not going solo. 9. Only 12-year-olds like 1D. You&amp;#039;ve clearly never met a Mom-Directioner. Yeah. They totally exist. 10. [Insert boy&amp;#039;s name here] is the only cute one. I count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5\u2026 yup, there are definitely 5 studs here. Just check out these shirtless 1d pics if you need more convincing.  MORE: One Direction&amp;#039;s Hottest Moments! 11. They can&amp;#039;t even sing. Well, they&amp;#039;ve sold 20 million singles with those voices, so if they can&amp;#039;t sing, it clearly doesn&amp;#039;t matter. 12. &amp;quot;What Makes You Beautiful&amp;quot; was their only good song. Agreed. WMYB is definitely their only good song. The rest are awesome, amazing, epic, life-changing\u2014I could go on, but we&amp;#039;d be here forever. 13. They&amp;#039;re so going to break up. Lalalalala. I can&amp;#039;t hear you. 14. 1D are such sellouts. Why do they need perfume, movies, and now makeup? Ummm, 1D are totally authentic. They&amp;#039;d never release anything they wouldn&amp;#039;t rock themselves\u2014especially makeup. I mean, hello: 15. Zayn and Perrie are never going to get married. Why? Because they haven&amp;#039;t been able to squeeze a teensy-weensy little wedding in between promoting their albums and worldwide tours? Come on, give them a break. Or don&amp;#039;t. You&amp;#039;re not invited to the wedding anyway. MORE: 1D&amp;#039;s Best Love Advice! 16. Why does 1D need another perfume? Their first one smelled awful. Honestly, it&amp;#039;s just because they wanted to film another epically dorky commercial. But whose complaining? 17. 1D look like they&amp;#039;re having a competition for worst tattoo. Do they? Niall\u2014get your head in the game! 18. 5SOS is the only reason I&amp;#039;m going to see the WWAT. Since One Direction are huge fans of 5SOS (Louis is the one who discovered them on YouTube and pushed to have them be their opening act\u2014TWICE), I&amp;#039;m pretty sure they&amp;#039;d totally be okay with that. And you contributing to selling out their worldwide stadium tour probably doesn&amp;#039;t hurt either. MORE: One Direction Meet 5SOS In This Epic &amp;quot;Kiss You&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;She Looks So Perfect&amp;quot; Mash-Up 19. When did Harry start dressing like a hipster farmer? Not sure. I get too distracted by his beautiful face to notice when he&amp;#039;s dressed like a farmer, or not.  20. Harry and Taylor totally belong together. Anything we missed that should definitely be on the list? Let us know in the comments! MORE: One Direction&amp;#039;s Most Hilariously Epic Tour #Fails #Directioner Shopping Guide: 15 Best 1D Clothes &amp;amp;amp; Accessories Get Personal With The World&amp;#039;s Biggest Boy Band! Photo Credit: Giphy.com "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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