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" (Optional soundtrack to this damn heat...)      Our town dump is closed today because it&amp;#039;s too damn hot for anyone to work there. (The rent is also too damn high, but that&amp;#039;s another topic for another day.) Our part of the country is now being treated to one of the no longer unintended consequences of the great global climate-change hoax. Luckily, the Republican half of the World&amp;#039;s Greatest Deliberative Body is not fooled by your wicked-tricksy-false scienc-y stuff. It&amp;#039;s too damn hot for anyone to work at the dump today. Just sayin&amp;#039;. Feel free to contribute your own heat-wave stories down in the comments. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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