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"I&amp;#x27;ll take &amp;quot;Sentences I&amp;#x27;ll Probably Never Say Again In My Life&amp;quot; for 400, Alex? PC Mag reports that RealTouch, a porn company that&amp;#x27;s emerged as a frontrunner in teledildonics (Internet-connected sex toys), is working on distributing a thousand of their remote-use dildos to the U.S. military in order to give the troops and their spouses a chance to have virtual &amp;quot;conjugal visits.&amp;quot; The units, which run $249 a pop, include two parts: a synthetic orifice in a plastic tube that lubes, pulses and grips any item inserted into it (for the guy, assuming this is a hetero couple), and, on the other end of the line, a &amp;quot;performer&amp;quot; who manipulates a rod covered in censors to stimulate the orifice (for the girl). Although the RealTouch seems vaguely sinister and 1984-esque, I am that person who sobs profusely at any YouTube video with &amp;quot;military husbands/brothers/fathers coming home&amp;quot; in the title, and am therefore in staunch support of this Dildo Of The Future. Guys! Isn&amp;#x27;t this weirdly sweet? But assuming both you and your dude are stateside, are you pro-fancy technology when it comes to your sex toys? More machines who love women and the women who love them: Let&amp;#x27;s Talk About a Serious Topic, Ladies: Vibrators Two Guys Weigh In: How To Introduce Your Boyfriend To Your Vibrator And buy this $59,000 white gold dildo. For me. photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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