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"   Clearly I have no problem making an ass out of myself (even when I&amp;#039;m not writing about my ASS), but now that I&amp;#039;m off the crutches and back up in six-inch heels trying to pull it together for the shows, I&amp;#039;ll be slogging type on ELLE.com about that tangled web we weave called THE FASHION INDUSTRY. After you&amp;#039;ve finished your hand-wash, tune in to my brain&amp;#039;s latest unfocused ramblings and observations. Snarky, career-crashing, oftentimes loaded (ahem...) commentary that will be sure to cure your insomnia. Unless, of course, you are as ridiculously obsessed with fashion as I. Follow me on Twitter. \u2014Anne Slowey  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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