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"  Monday Did you hear about Falcon Heene (aka Balloon Boy) asking who the hell Wolf Blitzer is? Well I&amp;#039;ve got one question for you, Balloon Boy: Who the hell is Falcon? That&amp;#039;s right, folks this is the Internet and we move fast... Everyone knows the Drunkest Dude Ever is the new Balloon Boy!      The good news? You can now make the Internet sing for you. Go ahead, start typing out your naughty words. Perv. And if anyone ever asks you what it&amp;#039;s like to live in Florida, just go ahead and show them this picture:  Wednesday Halfway through the week. Need a little help getting to the home stretch? You got it: &amp;quot;Shut Up Woman, Get on My Horse&amp;quot; was made for hump day. Dirty medieval techno animation not doing it for you? Check out this guy in jorts wiping out while dancing to &amp;quot;Billy Jean&amp;quot;:      See, it&amp;#039;s all better. Everything&amp;#039;s going to be okay. Have a laugh or ten. Now, go learn something. Here&amp;#039;s &amp;amp;lt; target=&amp;quot;_blank&amp;quot;&amp;amp;gt;a clever graphic that explains the political divisions in our country without trying to be too clever about it. Like that textbook Jon Stewart tried to make once. Thursday Ready for one big ole sad pie to the face? Soupy Sales died. The blog Rad Dudes oughta cheer you up, though I can&amp;#039;t get enough of it. Speaking of rad dudes, check out this WWII veteran explaining why he supports gay marriage. It&amp;#039;s okay. Go ahead and have yourself a good cry. Rad dude, indeed:      Okay, okay. Pull it together and check out this rad dude&amp;#039;s a capella rendition of the Ghostbusters theme song:      Mesmerizing, innit? Friday So apparently a bear on ice skates killed the head of the Russian circus that had, you know, forced it to wear ice skates. Not like they could&amp;#039;ve let them do this or anything:      Speaking of slip-sliding around, it&amp;#039;s time for me to put on my shaggin&amp;#039; shoes and head down to Myrtle Beach for the week on vacation. I&amp;#039;ve never been there before, but I did some light Googling, and I think I know what to expect. I&amp;#039;m expecting equal parts Shag...      and...      Tune in next week for a very special guest editor. (So probably not this guy.) RELATED LINKS:  LAST WEEK IN INTERNET HISTORY: Balloon Boy, McCain Family Boobs, and More Boobs!   BOOKMARK: Weekly Roundups of Great Links and Videos Every Friday!   "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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