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"  It seems like a lot of guys in pornos are going completely bare. Please don&amp;#039;t tell me this is gettin&amp;#039; popular. All right, but don&amp;#039;t blame me when you&amp;#039;re the laughingstock of the town orgy. Have you stopped to consider, hippie, that there might be reasons -- wise, conventional reasons -- for this practice you&amp;#039;re so quick to dismiss? &amp;quot;The conventional wisdom certainly is that it enhances the size on camera,&amp;quot; says Adult Video News magazine editor Dan Miller. And let&amp;#039;s not overlook one&amp;#039;s dedication to one&amp;#039;s art. Star Evan Stone (&amp;quot;I wax all the way up to my belly button&amp;quot;) explains that the porn actor&amp;#039;s job &amp;quot;is to present the girls in a way that they look the most beautiful they can, to be captured by whatever it is to be captured by.&amp;quot; Well put, bro.  But it sounds like you fear most for your own crotch and are worried the New Pubis will be trickling down to the &amp;quot;real,&amp;quot; or nonporn (I&amp;#039;m told there&amp;#039;s still a difference), world sometime soon. The wax is certainly trickling down the thighs of Joao Padilha, general manager of New York&amp;#039;s J. Sisters salon. &amp;quot;I can&amp;#039;t live without it,&amp;quot; he says of the salon&amp;#039;s popular sunga wax, the male version of a Brazilian. Don&amp;#039;t worry if you&amp;#039;re not man enough to take it all off. The salon can give you just about anything you dream up when you dream your pubic-hair dreams. &amp;quot;We do triangles, we do hearts, we do the strips, we do initials,&amp;quot; says Padilha, suggesting that &amp;quot;every month you can get a different shape, a different design.&amp;quot; So you see? There&amp;#039;s always something to look forward to. But perhaps you should start with something simple, like a single tear.  Please look at my online-dating profile and explain why attractive women are never interested in me. The ones who don&amp;#039;t blow me off right away do it after one date. Don&amp;#039;t tell me it&amp;#039;s a numbers game. I can take the criticism. Sadly, I cannot, having been banned from all the online-dating sites, pending federal appeal. However, I did pass your URL around at the weekly meeting of the Attractive Women&amp;#039;s Council (United in Enmity since 1968) and guess what? They already knew you! It was decided, after everyone stopped laughing long enough to vote, that you come off like a bit of a dick. (For your records, the final figure was 86-2. Cheryl Ladd thought you looked okay, and Bo Derek just felt bad for you.) The gals thought you seemed conceited -- listing all your fancy accomplishments (community organizer? never heard of it) and imposing what Nicholas Boothman, author of How to Make Someone Fall in Love with You in 90 Minutes or Less, who was also there, called a &amp;quot;fairly tyrannical set of demands&amp;quot; on your dates. But what really got them was that you showed no humility. &amp;quot;There was no weakness, no Achilles&amp;#039; heel, nothing,&amp;quot; quipped Boothman, haughtily. Women like to see a weak spot, so we know just where to strike. The Council ultimately ruled that you amend your profile to include something you&amp;#039;re ashamed of, and if you haven&amp;#039;t got anything, you can always use this.  I have only one male friend who claims he&amp;#039;s never slept with a prostitute. Is getting with a hooker really that common? Poor guy. What is he, a leper? Studies show that about 16 percent of American men have attended a prostitute, but that number varies dramatically the closer you get to Nevada. &amp;quot;Most men in America, if they will be honest, will tell you that they have paid for sex,&amp;quot; says Moonlite BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof, who estimates that about 2 million men have purchased sex from his whorehouse. When you average those figures against the 99 percent of your friends, and take into account that so many men either incorrectly complete or decline to fill out the post-sex survey altogether, the number is nearly impossible to gauge. But as they say, there&amp;#039;s always room for improvement. So gentlemen, it&amp;#039;s time to take action. Hookers aren&amp;#039;t going to just come to you! Got a sex question of your own? Send it to us via esquire.com/talk. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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