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" &amp;quot;On the first day of my new job, I got stuck in the elevator. I picked up the emergency phone and told security to send help. Twenty minutes later, I was really regretting all the coffee I&amp;#039;d had. I held out as long as I could, but it was too much to bear -- I peed myself, leaving a big spot on my pants. When the elevator doors finally opened, two firemen and a few people from the office were there. They burst out laughing, and I was sent home for the day. Everyone found out and teased me for weeks.&amp;quot; -Laura, 26 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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