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" In an attempt to stay ahead of the naughtiness curve, the Vatican recently revealed seven new deadly sins \u2014 among them drug abuse and polluting. (Is the Popemobile a hybrid?) A few Benedict XVI may have missed: - Skinny jeans on unskinny people - Not calling your mom on You-Know-What Day  - Crusading against prostitution while regularly being serviced at the Mayflower hotel  - Not voting  - Talking about last night&amp;#039;s Lost in front of someone who hasn&amp;#039;t watched it yet  - Cherry Chocolate Diet Dr. Pepper "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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