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" It started when he showed up late for dinner, revving the engine of his crotch rocket. What an asshole. Who cares if your shirtless volleyball game against Val Kilmer ran late? Be on time. And when you get there, don&amp;#039;t simply tell Kelly McGillis that you&amp;#039;re going to take a shower inside her windswept home by the sea. Ask first. You don&amp;#039;t even know where the towels are. Asshole. Maverick is just one of Tom Cruise&amp;#039;s knowingly-asshole characters over a four-decade career built on condescending grins and running toward/away from stuff. Take a look at sixteen other examples of Tom Cruise assholery below, illustrated in one easy-to-follow asshole flowchart from InsideHook.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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