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"If you were expecting Zach Galifianakis&amp;apos;s hilariously rude &amp;quot;Between Two Ferns&amp;quot; Funny or Die web series to go easy for its special holiday episode you would be wrong.&amp;#xA0;&amp;#xA0;\r\n(Though he did hang some ornaments on his titular plants, which was a nice touch!)&amp;#xA0;\r\n&amp;quot;The Hangover&amp;quot; star welcomed Samuel L. Jackson (who obviously wasn&amp;apos;t dressing to impress in his head-to-toe matching sweatsuit and beanie), Toby Maguire (who went simply by &amp;quot;Toby&amp;quot;), and Arcade Fire (dressed in amazing Christmas sweaters) to his show.&amp;#xA0;&amp;#xA0;\r\nBut per usual, Galifianakis, 44, delivered more barbs than questions for his guests. Right off the bat, he reprimands Maguire after the &amp;quot;Great Gatsby&amp;quot; actor interrupts his &amp;quot;Christmas Spectacular&amp;apos;s&amp;quot; kickoff countdown, saying, &amp;quot;You have to keep your f---ing mouth shut, because I&amp;apos;m counting the show in.&amp;quot;&amp;#xA0;\r\n[Video: Justin Bieber Addresses Anne Frank Comments with Zach Galifianakis]\r\nThe surly host then goes on to knock most of the acclaimed actors&amp;apos; bodies of work. &amp;quot;Congratulations on starring in the best &amp;apos;Die Hard&amp;apos; movie ever,&amp;quot; he compliments of Jackson&amp;apos;s &amp;quot;Die Hard: With a Vengeance&amp;quot; role, before clarifying, &amp;quot;I meant, the third &amp;apos;Die Hard&amp;apos; movie ever.&amp;quot;&amp;#xA0;&amp;#xA0;\r\nGalifianakis follows that up with a &amp;quot;The Cider House Rules&amp;quot; query for Maguire, asking, &amp;quot;Have you ever been to an English pub where they&amp;apos;re serving hard cider and yelled out, &amp;apos;This cider house rules!&amp;apos;?&amp;quot;&amp;#xA0;\r\nFortunately, the actors were able to give some of the anti-love back when Galifianakis quips of Hollywood, &amp;quot;Everybody&amp;apos;s gotta be a super hero now?&amp;quot;&amp;#xA0;&amp;#xA0;&amp;#xA0;&amp;#xA0;\r\n&amp;quot;Not everybody, apparently,&amp;quot; Jackson jabs, while Maguire assists with, &amp;quot;Only heroic people.&amp;quot;&amp;#xA0;&amp;#xA0;\r\nAnd if that wasn&amp;apos;t already enough, there&amp;apos;s also falling &amp;quot;snow&amp;quot; (or asbestos), an awkward gift exchange, and Arcade Fire&amp;apos;s, um, interesting rendition of &amp;quot;Little Drummer Boy.&amp;quot; But our favorite part of the roast is Galifianakis&amp;apos;s riff on Jackson&amp;apos;s &amp;quot;Snakes on a Plane&amp;quot; and bagels.&amp;#xA0;&amp;#xA0;\r\nHappy Holidays ... and Kwanzaa!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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