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" Published in the August 2013 issue, on sale any day now  And here&amp;#039;s another joke:  A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, &amp;quot;What can I get you?&amp;quot; The bear replies, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ll have a gin,&amp;quot; and after almost a minute, &amp;quot;...and tonic.&amp;quot; The bartender says, &amp;quot;Sure. But what&amp;#039;s with the pause?&amp;quot; The bear says, &amp;quot;These? Had &amp;#039;em my whole life.&amp;quot; About the jokester: One of the first things Ambyr Childers would like to point out: &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m about as funny as wallpaper.&amp;quot; Which counts as a marginally funny thing to say, so we&amp;#039;re not convinced. The 25-year-old, who turned down a golf scholarship at UC Riverside to pursue acting, has certainly been landing more dramatic than comedic roles in the last couple years \u2014 including her turn as the daughter of Amy Adams&amp;#039;s and Philip Seymour Hoffman&amp;#039;s characters in The Master. This month, she&amp;#039;s on the new Showtime series Ray Donovan, with Liev Schreiber and Jon Voight. She plays Ashley Lynn Prescott, a damaged former child star. &amp;quot;She&amp;#039;s into drugs, she&amp;#039;s a sex addict, has epilepsy. She&amp;#039;s a mess. It&amp;#039;s a fun role to play. Because, I mean, I&amp;#039;m a little fucked-up.... I&amp;#039;m an actor.&amp;quot; Taking the piss out of her own profession? Always funny. \u2014Matt Goulet *Esquire cannot guarantee that this joke will be funny to everyone. Ambyr Childers&amp;#039;s upcoming film is We Are What We Are. PLUS: EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF CHILDERS, AND MORE VIDEOS "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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