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"Day job: Saturday Night Live writer\r\nPet topics: Politics, cats, mid-air flaulence\r\nPrimo Tweet: \"Good night and remember that life is short unless you're behind someone returning a wine rack at Marshalls.\"\r\nFollow Paula Pell on Twitter"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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