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"There&amp;#x27;s something so dependable in seeing Ryan Seacrest&amp;#x27;s glossy smile day in and day out on every single channel of my television. He&amp;#x27;s always there full of high-energy and spunk, wearing an impeccable suit, and telling me the Kardashians have been renewed for yet another season. So when I heard the news Seacrest was sick and possibly going to miss hosting a night of American Idol, I panicked. What if Seacrest was really ill? So sick that he couldn&amp;#x27;t work his fifty-gazillion jobs? Would the world explode? Would pigs fly? The Glamour staff&amp;#x27;s wild imaginations took it&amp;#x27;s course, and we couldn&amp;#x27;t help but think of some seemingly impossible events that might happen if he was indisposed. Here are five of my favorite &amp;quot;What If Ryan Seacrest Was Sick?&amp;quot; scenarios we came up with. Also, kudos to our photo team for their incredible photoshopping skills. Scenario One With Seacrest not there to produce the Kardashian reality shows, Kim Kardashian gives up the spotlight and fulfills her dream of settling down with Kanye West on their own private island (that they named Kimye, of course). Scenario Two Now that Kim is gone, Kris Jenner needs a new way to peddle her Kardash Kow. She arranges to get her own talk show&amp;amp;mdash;Koffee Klatch&amp;amp;mdash;and primes herself to become the next Oprah. Scenario Three Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson finally gives birth to octuplets. (Seriously, doesn&amp;#x27;t it feel like she&amp;#x27;s been pregnant forever?) Scenario Four During a much-hyped appearance on Kris Jenner&amp;#x27;s Koffee Klatch, The Real Housewives of New Jersey women announce that they&amp;#x27;re over the catty fighting and are now BFFs. Warring countries around the globe are inspired by the news and decide that they, too, can finally make peace. Scenario Five With all these major world events occurring, George Clooney realizes the world actually is ending and marries his leggy lover, Stacy Keibler. Don&amp;#x27;t worry yet, friends. Apparently not even major illnesses can keep Seacrest away, and he indeed ended up hosting Idol on-air. The man is a machine. Are you giggling over these silly photos as much as I am? What other crazy events can you imagine happening if Ryan Seacrest was gone? More Ryan Seacrest... *Snooki is a Millionaire and Other Surprising Stats on What the Stars Make Each Year! *Betty White Joins Twitter--And Guess Who She Sends a Flirty Tweet to! *From Kanye West to Kris Humphries--Ann Curry Didn&amp;#x27;t Let Kim Kardashian Off the Hook With Anything on the Today Show This Morning! Photos: NBC, Thinkstock, SplashNews.com, Fox, INFphoto.com "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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