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"Back in the &amp;#x27;90s, a decade wherein I felt my last growth spurt and my first boobs, I also bore witness to The Tick, a strange and wonderful superhero parody cartoon on the Fox network. It involved a city overendowed with superheroes, and was centered on a particularly optimisitic and muscular would-be hero, in a tick costume, whose war cry was &amp;amp;#8220;Spoooooon!&amp;amp;#8221; I tell you all of this now to get you into the spoon mindset, because that&amp;amp;#8217;s what the laziest sex tip in the world involves: spooning.So you&amp;amp;#8217;re lying in bed next to your dude, curled up and snuggly, naked and perky. Set your self up so that you&amp;amp;#8217;re the big spoon. If you&amp;amp;#8217;re unsure of what this looks like, check out that photo above. That&amp;amp;#8217;s spooning (but in your case you&amp;amp;#8217;ll be on the outside). Maybe start by tickling his shoulder and arm, or by letting your fingers play with his chest hair, and then belly hair, and then treasure trail and then&amp;amp;#133; Wrap your hand around his penis the exact way he likes, just like you learned by reading the definitive guide to giving a handjob from last week, and begin to touch him. At the same time, begin thrusting against him, just like he does to you when he&amp;amp;#8217;s big spoon and wants to get it on. Your lady parts, rubbing up against the underside of his buttocks, the back of his legs and his nether regions will give him all kinds of pleasure while your expert HJ should bring him over the top. If you&amp;amp;#8217;re feeling extra energetic you can use your other hand to stroke his perineum, play with his balls, caress his chest or some combination thereof. In terms of servicing your fellow, this is probably the least effort you will ever have to expend on you dude to get him off in bed. So have at it, you big ol&amp;amp;#8217; filthy spoons. Does your guy like spooning? Are you ever the big spoon? Have a question about Dating, Relationships, or Sex for Single John? Submit it here. Can be totally Anonymous! More paths to easy orgasms at Glamour.com *How to Give a Handjob: The Definitive Guide *What Guys Really Want to Do for Valentine&amp;#x27;s Day *Oral Sex Tip: Give Him the &amp;quot;W&amp;quot; He Wants Photo: Thinkstock "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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