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" If you&amp;#039;re gonna eat spicy food for dinner and expect to hook up later, make sure your guy eats the spicy food, too. I know this, but last night I kinda sorta forgot it. I went to this cajun restaurant with a friend of mine after work. We had gumbo and jambalaya, spicy crab fritters, dirty rice. Mmmmm, it was so good. Along with two hurricanes, I was feeling totally jazzy and couldn&amp;#039;t wait to get home to seduce Dan. But unfortunately, my spicy creole dinner ruined what would&amp;#039;ve been a sexy moment. I brushed my teeth and tried my hardest to woo Dan. &amp;quot;Feel like playing?&amp;quot; I cooed in his ear. &amp;quot;Um, what did you eat?&amp;quot; he asked. &amp;quot;Cajun! It was so good! Now I&amp;#039;m a little drunk and horney...&amp;quot; I trailed off. &amp;quot;Um, but you smell...&amp;quot; Dan said. I grimaced at him. &amp;quot;Let&amp;#039;s take a shower together,&amp;quot; I suggested. We did, but despite my gargling and scrubbing, Dan said that I still smelled like I spent the night in a salsa jar. And he totally wasn&amp;#039;t into it. &amp;quot;Why don&amp;#039;t I take a raincheck for tomorrow night?&amp;quot; he said. I agreed. Next time there&amp;#039;s spicy food involved, Dan&amp;#039;s coming with me. Or else the evening will end without the real spice! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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