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"  1. &amp;quot;Men are more rational, and women are more emotional.&amp;quot; And cats like the color red, and dogs will only listen to Jason Derulo, and that ficus bush is your cousin. Oh, I thought we were making nonsense statements.   2. &amp;quot;Women can&amp;#039;t drive.&amp;quot; We don&amp;#039;t have, like, giant tampons for heads. Don&amp;#039;t be a moron.   3. &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re funny/smart for a girl.&amp;quot; OMG thank you! I hope to rise above the ranks and someday be considered smart for a human, but this is a great honor.   4. &amp;quot;Girls all want to marry rich.&amp;quot; Some girls want to marry rich. Other girls want to marry the person they love, whether s/he is rich or poor or an alien who uses peacock feathers as currency. And other girls don&amp;#039;t want to get married! So like, that&amp;#039;s how that works.   5. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t get why women love assholes.&amp;quot; Yeah, actually, that whole thing where you pretend to be a dick to make women like you will only work on women who don&amp;#039;t like themselves. And that&amp;#039;s doomed to fail, really.   6. &amp;quot;Women don&amp;#039;t like nice guys.&amp;quot; See above, and no, we&amp;#039;re not nuts about self-proclaimed &amp;quot;Nice Guys&amp;quot; who sit around acting butthurt that no girls like them. You&amp;#039;re not entitled to sex just because you held the door for a woman.   7. &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re secretly just waiting to quit work and be a housewife, aren&amp;#039;t you?&amp;quot; Nope, but even if I was, there&amp;#039;d be nothing wrong with it. Being a housewife with kids is work.   8. &amp;quot;[X] is a slut.&amp;quot;    9. &amp;quot;[X] seems like a bitch.&amp;quot; Why? Because she&amp;#039;s independent, outspoken and runs shit? Hillary Clinton doesn&amp;#039;t seem like a bitch, or &amp;quot;sexless,&amp;quot; which I commonly hear men say about her. Just because she busts balls doesn&amp;#039;t mean she doesn&amp;#039;t like them.   10. &amp;quot;Girls are crazy!&amp;quot; Nope, pretty sure that&amp;#039;s just them being smarter than you.   11. &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re not like other women, you&amp;#039;re cool.&amp;quot; I know you&amp;#039;re trying to compliment me, but saying that I&amp;#039;m the super-chill &amp;quot;loophole&amp;quot; in an otherwise-lame gender is offensive to me as a woman who loves women.   12. &amp;quot;Calm down.&amp;quot; I ... I can&amp;#039;t.   13. &amp;quot;You look great for your age.&amp;quot; Am I supposed to look like Grandmother Willow? I am so glad that my bark is more supple than you expected. I maintain my youth by bathing in the blood of offensive, clueless men.   RELATED: The 18 Best Things About Being In Your Late Twenties   Follow Anna on Twitter.   Photo Credit: Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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