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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n\n\nPictured above is a large work by Peruvian sculptor and painter\u00A0Fernando de la Jara, which features on the campus of Germany's Tubingen University Institute of Microbiology. It's called \"Pi-Chacan,\" which translates roughly to \"making love,\" and it's in the shape of a giant vagina\u00A0and\u00A0carved out of a large, crumbling block of marble. Also pictured above is an American exchange student, who received a dare to climb into the vagina for a \"funny photo opportunity\" over the weekend \u2014 and he attempted to do so. As Confucius said, it's better to risk the pussy than risk being called a pussy. (Confucius did not actually say that, obviously. But maybe he would've if he'd been a bro instead of/as well as a great thinker.)Except then the unfortunate guy got stuck, and this is why you should always pick \"truth\" when playing Truth or Dare. Always. Photos from the scene, shared via Imgur, show the student trapped from the thighs down in the base of the statue; he appears to have fallen over and is flailing on a bed of probably very uncomfortable pebbles. Firemen (Twenty-two in total!) and paramedics were called to the scene to release him from his vulvic prison, though they were reportedly \"not amused\" by his predicament and the ensuing waste of their time. They yanked him out without any tools or lubrication, even though the latter is normally helpful when it comes to penetration and all that.RELATED: Here's a Video of 5 Women Seeing Their Vaginas for the ~**VERY FIRST TimeFollow Alex on Twitter.Photo credit: Erick Guzman / Imgur"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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