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"These days, we&amp;#39;ve got a whole genre of television (reality!) built around delicious &amp;quot;she said whaaaa?&amp;quot; moments. But man, the bleep-laden lines hurled by Real Housewives have nothing on Maggie Smith&amp;#39;s Downton Abbey zingers. And we&amp;#39;ve all got our favorites.\nHer line last night--&amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m a woman, Mary, I can be as contrary as I choose&amp;quot;--is joining my hall of fame delights below.\nP.S.--If I had a time machine, I&amp;#39;d probably use it to make Sue Sylvester and the Dowager Countess go head to head in verbal battle.\nPinterestFacebookDowager Countess: &amp;quot;You are quite wonderful the way you see room for improvement wherever you look. I never knew such reforming zeal.&amp;quot;\nMrs. Crawley: &amp;quot;I take that as a compliment.&amp;quot;\nDowager Countess: &amp;quot;I must&amp;#39;ve said it wrong.&amp;quot;\nPinterestFacebookDowager Countess (talking potential husbands for Mary): &amp;quot;In these moments, you can normally find an Italian who isn&amp;#39;t too picky.&amp;quot;\nPinterestFacebookDowager Countess (sizing up Lavinia): &amp;quot;So, that&amp;#39;s Mary&amp;#39;s replacement. Well, I suppose looks aren&amp;#39;t everything.&amp;quot;\nPinterestFacebookLord Grantham: &amp;quot;I thought you didn&amp;#39;t like him.&amp;quot;\nDowager Countess: &amp;quot;So what? I have plenty of friends I don&amp;#39;t like.&amp;quot;\nPinterestFacebookDowager Countess: &amp;quot;Put that in your pipe and smoke it.&amp;quot;\nJust some general ire at a swivel chair--a moment too good not to watch again on a Monday:__\n__\nSee? Now all those loudmouthed, weave-ripping reality catfights seem so blah. What&amp;#39;s your favorite Maggie moment? And who else on the show do you love?__\n__More on Downton...\nYou&amp;#39;ve Gotta See This: Downton Abbey Gets A Beyonc?\uFFFD Makeover!\n I Decided I Didn&amp;#39;t Like Downton Abbey Without Watching a Single Episode, But Now I&amp;#39;m Starting To Think I Made a Huge Mistake\nOur Pop Culture New Year&amp;#39;s Resolutions (And One Confession That May Lose Me My Job)\nPhoto: YouTube"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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