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"dvorahji's channel on Funny Or Die. http://www.SHUTUPGURU.com http//www.dvorahji.com  I'm a happy/miserable/outspoken/idiotically creative/spiritually-educated/ city hermit Clown.   One day (38-years-ago) I woke up and everything looked different. I walked to a park, looked up at the trees and sky -- and they were vibrating, sparkling, as was everything and everyone, including me. Things were n..."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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