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"    1. He brings you M&amp;amp;amp;M&amp;#039;s when you feel like crap. Not fancy French macaroons or expensive chocolate they don&amp;#039;t sell in bulk at CVS\u2014just the stuff that comforted you when you were a little kid and still does, because sugar. 2. You want so much to make each other happy that you sometimes forget if the reason you&amp;#039;re sitting through Guardians of the Galaxy is because you wanted to see it or because he said he did. 3. He asks you how your day at work was regardless of the fact that you&amp;#039;ve been giving each other Gchat updates all day. 4. Even though you&amp;#039;d sooner watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians (oh, just admit it) on loop then go with him to his wackadoo colleague&amp;#039;s coed baby shower, you join him because you never want to let him down\u2014or leave him partnerless during the poopy diaper game. Plus, you know he&amp;#039;ll buy you a Texas-size martini after a day of sipping mocktails. 5. When he sees a pair of excessively perky boobs on the beach, he immediately comments, &amp;quot;Those are fake,&amp;quot; just like when you see a Channing Tatum ringer and say, &amp;quot;I prefer my men soft.&amp;quot; These are the only real lies you tell each other.  6. You don&amp;#039;t fight dirty. Sure, you get pissed off at each other and cuss like you&amp;#039;re in a correctional facility (OITNB, anyone?) but you never resort to actual name-calling. 7. You ask, &amp;quot;Does this dress make me look large?&amp;quot; and don&amp;#039;t get offended when he tells you he, um, prefers the green patterned one, because let&amp;#039;s face it, no matter how body-confident you are, not every woman can pull off peplum and it takes a real friend to tell you that. 8. You don&amp;#039;t gross each other out even when you&amp;#039;re both being really, really digusting. Like, reaching your sticky, ice-cream-coated hands into the chip bag gross. It&amp;#039;s kind of like you&amp;#039;re babies. What&amp;#039;s a little spittle from a loved one? 9. Within the first two words of your conversation, he can tell exactly what kind of mood you&amp;#039;re in just by hearing your voice, which means it never takes long for him to cheer you up.  Related:6 Signs Your Marriage Will Last a Lifetime8 New Proven Tricks That Make Your Marriage Stronger9 Secrets From a 73-Year Marriage "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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