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" 1. Eating directly from the saucepan, cos there&amp;#039;s no way in hell you&amp;#039;re going to be the first to crack and tackle dish mountain.  2. Stirring your tea with a fork. See item 1.  3. Thinking you can survive solely on pizza and Pot Noodles, and getting dangerously close to developing scurvy. Then taking to eating pasta for every meal and telling yourself that that&amp;#039;s much healthier. 4. Accidentally leaving your phone on vibrate in the library, and desperately avoiding the furious stares from everyone trying to figure out where this veritable earthquake is coming from. 5. Seeing someone from your course in the library and pretending to be very busy and important, whilst slying clicking &amp;#039;close&amp;#039; on your 17\u00A0Pinterest and Tumblr tabs. 6. Buying all of the textbooks on the required reading list, then ending up only using them to create a makeshift bedside table and eventually selling them on Amazon for a penny. 7. Spending half of your student loan on super cool posters for your bedroom walls, then finding them getting destroyed by all-consuming mould a month later. 8. Bringing a supersize carrier bag on every night out, so you can avoid paying separate cloakroom fees for each person&amp;#039;s coat (and have extra kebab money for the journey home). 9. Having a really important lecture on Thursday morning at 9am :(\u00A0Well,\u00A0those SU sports social jagerbombs weren&amp;#039;t just going to\u00A0drink themselves.*Downs ibuprofen for breakfast*\u00A0 10. Avoiding doing laundry until all you have left is night-out dresses, and having to go to the launderette wearing a sparkly bodycon with no tights. In December. 11. Being too lazy to set up the ironing board, so just ironing the biggest creases in your clothes\u00A0with your straighteners instead. You know you&amp;#039;ve done it.\u00A0 12. Standing in the carpark outside halls at 3am. No, not because you&amp;#039;re just getting back from an amazing night, but because someone has set off the fire alarm a-bloody-gain.  13. Sitting by yourself in the lecture hall and having someone sit in the seat next to you, despite half of the room being empty. And being firmly creeped out for the remaining two hours.  14. Telling your mum on the phone that you&amp;#039;re spending all weekend working, and then getting tagged in a Facebook album called &amp;#039;Sunday Funday&amp;#039;, triumphantly clutching an entire bottle of wine.  15. Whatsapping your flatmate from your bedroom because you&amp;#039;re too hungover to be upright and have a proper face-to-face conversation.  16. Seeing a lecturer outside of the lecture hall and having to interact with them like they&amp;#039;re an actual regular human being. So awkward. 17. Attempting to bake your housemate a birthday cake and wasting more money on ingredients than it would have cost you to get a Colin the Caterpillar from M&amp;amp;amp;S.  18. Rewarding yourself for writing 50 words with 4 hours of Netflix and the biggest bar of value chocolate in the cupboard. Totally deserved.\u00A0 19. Being completely, physically unable to avoid the &amp;#039;next episode in 15 seconds&amp;#039; function on Netflix. Particularly the day before an essay is due.  20. Making up random dates for your references so that no one can tell you started said essay the night before. 21. Spending more time doing the footnotes for an essay than actually writing the damn essay in the first place.\u00A0 22. Looking at your bank balance and actually shedding a tear. In the street. In front of the cashpoint. 23. Paying \u00A39,000 a year for three hours of teaching a week. In the 90&amp;#039;s, people got it for free. FOR FREE.\u00A0 24. Realising you should probably get some work experience, and applying for entry-level internships that require a mere three years worth of on-the-job experience. We repeat, entry-level.  25. Napping so much during the day that you can&amp;#039;t get to sleep at night. FYL. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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