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"&lt;strong&gt;Charlie Sheen&lt;/strong&gt; tells TMZ ... he wants to fight \"&lt;strong&gt;Two and a Half Men&lt;/strong&gt;\" creator &lt;strong&gt;Chuck Lorre&lt;/strong&gt; in an octagon ... and, according to Charlie, \"If he wins, then he can leave MY show!\"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt=\"Charlie Sheen and Chuck Lorre\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/02/24/0224-charlie-sheen-chuck-lorre-ex-tmz.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Charlie is still ensconced in the Bahamas, having what he calls \"a grand old time.\"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Charlie said, \"I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre).&amp;#160; He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I'd never want to be like.\"&amp;#160; Charlie adds, \"That's me being polite.\"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Charlie is scoffing at all the people around him, saying, \"All these guys told me to 'clean it up.'&amp;#160; Well this is me cleaning it the f**k up.\"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Charlie, who insists he's sober, says, \"All I want is to bring my family together, and I have to deal with all this B.S. politics.\"&amp;#160; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And as if that's not enough, Charlie says \"That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family's pocket, and, most importantly, my second family -- my crew's pocket.\"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Charlie adds, \"You can tell him [Lorre] one thing.&amp;#160; I own him.\"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- relatedlinks --&gt;&lt;a href=\"http://www.tmz.com/photos/2010/10/25/3123-charlie-sheen-through-the-years-winning\" target=\"_blank\"&gt;&lt;img src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/01/31/0131-charlie-sheen-footer-credit.jpg\" alt=\"0131_charlie_sheen_footer\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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