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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Mustardite&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong&gt;Brett Smiley&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;in this week&amp;nbsp;for Andy. Send tips to basmiley [at] gmail [dot] com or hit me up and/or follow me on Twitter @brettsmiley.&lt;/em&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;h2 class=\"si-subhead divider-false\"&gt;Breaking&amp;nbsp;Badly&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n Photo via @ESPN_NHL\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The wheels have come off for the New York Rangers, who've caught some bad breaks in the Stanley Cup Final and now just look outmatched by the&amp;nbsp;relentless L.A. Kings. At the end (the very end!) of the&amp;nbsp;first period last night, the Kings scored a&amp;nbsp;buzzer-beater goal on&amp;nbsp;a shot that deflected off Rangers defenseman Dan&amp;nbsp;Girardi's skate,&amp;nbsp;closing an otherwise scoreless first period&amp;nbsp;en route to a 3-0 victory and a nearly insurmountable 3-0 series lead.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Did you notice the &lt;em&gt;Breaking Bad&lt;/em&gt; pun in there? It wasn't very good. Anyhow, there's BrBa star &lt;strong&gt;Bryan Cranston &lt;/strong&gt;(above),&amp;nbsp;one of many celebrities who turned out for the first Stanley Cup game at Madison Square Garden in 20 years. Notice on (our)&amp;nbsp;left side&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;of the image&amp;nbsp;a certain Oscar-winning actor talking on his cell phone. There are some posts circulating that say &lt;strong&gt;Robert De Niro&lt;/strong&gt; got snubbed, but I have it from a good source who attended the game (my brother) that De Niro 100% did get some Jumbotron face time, accompanied by the&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Godfather&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;music, about the only thing the Rangers faithful had to cheer about last night. &amp;nbsp;We'll see if fans pony up as much for Game 4 tickets as they did for Game 3.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2 class=\"si-subhead\"&gt;Paul George Jabs LeBron About Cramps&amp;nbsp;Game Several Days Too Late&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;George&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;posted his \"joke\" about eight hours ago. Is he on tape delay? Has&amp;nbsp;George already forgot&amp;nbsp;that the&amp;nbsp;Heat ousted his&amp;nbsp;Pacers? And each&amp;nbsp;of the two seasons&amp;nbsp;before that?\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2 class=\"si-subhead\"&gt;World Cup Soccer Music&amp;nbsp;Preview&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The writers likened each team to a band or musician and even dropped the tunes in Spotify playlists. How about the&amp;nbsp;United States, in the group of death? They say &lt;strong&gt;Kendrick Lamar,&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;although they will probably end up M.I.A.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2 class=\"si-subhead\"&gt;Lovely Lady Of The Day&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today's lovely lady is&lt;strong&gt; DJ M\u00EBw&lt;/strong&gt; (aka Heather), a Chicago-based model and an actual DJ who spins EDM mixes of today's Billboard hits combined with well-known throwbacks.&amp;nbsp;Check out her website and Soundcloud and you can follow her on Instagram and Twitter.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2 class=\"si-subhead\"&gt;RBI-Baseball Style Depth Chart With&amp;nbsp;NFL-ers Drafted by MLB Teams&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Colin Kaepernick&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;(43rd round selection by the Cubs) on the mound, with signs called by &lt;strong&gt;Tom Brady&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;(Expos, 18th round) behind the plate.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2 class=\"si-subhead\"&gt;Lonnie Chisenhall Picked Up 15 Total Bases Last Night&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Indians third baseman&amp;nbsp;had a career day at the plate, going 5-5 with three homers, a double, a single and &lt;em&gt;nine&lt;/em&gt; RBI. Did you&amp;nbsp;face him in fantasy baseball last night? You just got &lt;em&gt;Chisenhalled&lt;/em&gt;!\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2 class=\"si-subhead\"&gt;The Time Chris Paul Dunked on Kevin Hart&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Of course Kevin Hart is only about 5'4\". Still entertaining.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2 class=\"si-subhead\"&gt;Odds &amp;amp; Ends&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jonathan Quick&lt;/strong&gt;'s unbelievable save on a &lt;strong&gt;Derick Brassard&lt;/strong&gt; shot last night ... Kings coach &lt;strong&gt;Darryl Sutter&lt;/strong&gt; gave a hysterical, honest response to a reporter's question, \"How did it feel playing with a lead?\" ... 18-year-old golfer&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong&gt;Maverick McNealy&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;will have his billionaire father, Scott, on the bag at the U.S. Open&amp;nbsp;...&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong&gt;Matt Harvey &lt;/strong&gt;and&lt;strong&gt; Jimmy Fallon&lt;/strong&gt; also attended the Rangers game ... &lt;strong&gt;Hillary Clinton&lt;/strong&gt;'s book shares the same name as an '80s porn flick ... Outside chance for a &lt;em&gt;Mighty Ducks 4&lt;/em&gt; ... Everything you ever wanted to know about &lt;strong&gt;David &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Luiz'&lt;/strong&gt;s hair ... Guess what? The Houston Astros now have a better record than the Red Sox and Rays ... &lt;strong&gt;Cristiano Ronaldo&lt;/strong&gt; learns how to throw a (American) football.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2 class=\"si-subhead\"&gt;UConn Women's Basketball Player Fell&amp;nbsp;Off Stage at the White House&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not a complete tumble for &lt;strong&gt;Stefanie Dolson&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;but still slightly embarrassing. [Bob's Blitz]\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2 class=\"si-subhead\"&gt;Who Brought the Ringer?&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;French soccer player &lt;strong&gt;Sean Garnier&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;dressed up like an old dude and schooled guys in a pickup game. [Dirty Tackle]\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2 class=\"si-subhead\"&gt;Kitten Jam Sequel&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'm a dog guy and now this is my second cat video in one week of filling in. Ugh. I just can't deny a good viral video. Go here if you missed the original.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2 class=\"si-subhead\"&gt;OK, Here's a Dog Video: The Amazing Soccer Beagle&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Goalie, striker, this pooch can do it all. [Lookit]\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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