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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have a deep appreciation of minor league team nicknames. They have a delicate combination of local pride, awkward sponsorships, and disastrous attempts at cosmopolitanism. They can be politically incorrect, willfully silly, or completely incomprehensible. It\u2019s proof that when left to their own devices, small-town America can get very, very weird.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So in tribute to our continent\u2019s vast network of semi-pro sports, we\u2019re starting a little quiz series. Each week you\u2019ll find a selection of five hypothetical minor league team names. Four of these I\u2019ve made up, but one of them is 100 percent real. This week we\u2019re pulling from minor league hockey. Will you be able to spot the true relic of city-council absurdity in the midst of pretenders? Good luck!\nView Survey&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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