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"In a recent (quite possibly fake or unaired) Mountain Dew commercial, Soviet MC Ill Mitch is seen riding his CCS skateboard and kicking a can of Dew about, claiming it gives him the &amp;quot;get up and go,&amp;quot; to be so good. It&amp;#8217;s understandable that the company wouldn&amp;#8217;t officially claim to use it, as his skills are atrocious. Don&amp;#8217;t let the giant orb of a helmet deceive you--Ill Mitch is no Danny Way.&amp;#160;  With lyrics such as &amp;quot;Hey ladies fans can we fall in love / I fit you like a boxing glove,&amp;quot; it&amp;#8217;s reasonable to assume that Ill Mitch is as bad at boxing as he is at his other known &amp;quot;talents.&amp;quot; What&amp;#8217;s somewhat impressive is that the man just won&amp;#8217;t quit. After supposed &amp;quot;years on the scene,&amp;quot; it&amp;#8217;s difficult to gather information such as tour dates, albums, or really anything from his website aside from a plethora of photos, lyrics and YouTube videos--one in which he&amp;#8217;s jailed in Legoland.  This suggests that there still may be a place for Ill in pop culture amongst the William Hungs and Joe Plumbers of our country. Not only is Ill Mitch bad at everything he does--and fully willing to exploit this in a most demeaning fashion--he quite possibly may be the best at being the worst. With advertisers focusing more on quirky humor and reality TV losing viewers due to a lack of new humiliations, Ill Mitch may be the entertainment world&amp;#8217;s much-needed life preserver. The man is a living, breathing Napolean Dynamite, save for the fact he&amp;#8217;s lived in America for over five years and has the vocabulary of a third-grader.&amp;#160;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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