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"  A woman asked her grandmother how her grandfather had died. &amp;quot;He had a heart attack while we were making love one Sunday morning,&amp;quot; Granny said. Horrified, the granddaughter told her that two people that old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. &amp;quot;Oh, no,&amp;quot; said Granny. &amp;quot;Many years ago we realized that ringing church bells provided the perfect rhythm: in on the ding and out on the dong.&amp;quot; She paused, wiped away a tear, and continued, &amp;quot;But then the ice-cream truck came along.&amp;quot; About the Jokester:  Australian actress Rose Byrne, 29, has had a rough go of it since making her American film debut with a small role in Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones. In 2004&amp;#039;s Troy, Byrne played Briseis, a character who endures being kidnapped and seduced by Brad Pitt. Currently, she can be seen on the second season of FX&amp;#039;s critical success Damages as a young lawyer who spends most of her time trying not to be killed by Glenn Close. Later this month, Byrne stars alongside Nicolas Cage in the thriller Knowing. In the movie, Cage finds a cryptic note that offers him a frightening glimpse into the future. That his future involves Byrne probably makes things easier to take. RELATED STORIES:  WOMEN WE LOVE: 5 Israeli Women We Love, from the Swimsuit Issue &amp;amp;amp; Beyond  JOKES: Beautiful Women Tell Them Well  GALLERY: Browse Our Archive of Beautiful Women We Love!   "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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